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All right, I'm going to jump on
this side of the teeter-totter
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and we'll keep going up
and down as long as we can.
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Oooh, seesaw!
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I want a turn!
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Rudy, it's not a seesaw.
It's an extreme teeter-totter.
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Extreme teeter-totter! I want a turn!
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Rudy, this isn't a toy.
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It's the same piece of equipment
famous daredevil Spanky danger uses.
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Yeah, we have tickets to go see him
at the civic center this weekend.
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Oh, you know, my favorite
stuntman was Johnny Hazard.
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His famous stunt was being
catapulted across mt. Rushmore.
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- Did he make it?
- Nope.
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He went in Washington's
ear and out Lincoln's nose.
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After that he was known
as the human snot rocket.
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- Oh yeah, the snot rocket.
- I love that guy.
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Yeah.
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All right, Jack. Let's
get our teeter-totter on.
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Let's do it.
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Where are you going?
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- To get you a sandwich.
- (Scoffs)
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For the last time, no!
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Will someone please tell your friend
I'm not going to go out with him?
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(Unison) We've told him.
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Jerry, you are just a player.
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In fact, you've been rejected
by every single girl in Seaford.
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I have not. Oh, yo, Carly.
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- You wanna go out?
- (Laughs)
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Wha...
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- Okay, now I have.
- I have to go.
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I'm going to be late for my
volunteer job at the aquarium.
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Dude, I don't get it.
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I get rejected by girls all the
time and it doesn't bother me.
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Why does this one hurt so much?
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Because you actually like her.
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You guys might not believe this, but old Rudy
has felt the occasional sting of rejection.
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- Oh no, I believe it.
- I totally believe it.
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- Pretty believable.
- Okay, all right, okay.
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Look, my point is whenever I feel
rejected I just look for something
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to take my mind off it,
you know, cheer me up.
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Like Milton and Jack's stunt.
This is the perfect distraction.
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What? You think their stupid circus
act is going to cheer me up?
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(Drumroll)
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(Screaming)
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- (Thuds)
- Whoo-hoo!
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Dude, I was wrong. That
totally cheered me up!
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Whoo!
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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won't you come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you.
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Dude, Milton, check it
out! It's Spanky danger!
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- How do you know?
- Oh, I don't know, maybe it's
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the red, white, and blue jumpsuit
with "Spanky" written on it.
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Ooh, it is such an honor to meet you,
Spanky. I can't believe you're here.
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Oh, I love coming out,
mixing it up with my fans.
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Tell everybody about the
jump you made in Las Vegas.
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Whew, that was a big jump.
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Two years ago, wind was blowing in my face.
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- I opened up the throttle and...
- And hit that ramp at over 200 Miles per hour
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and flew over 35 buses. Go
ahead, tell him, tell him!
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Well, you just did.
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Sorry.
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What he didn't say was
that I overshot the ramp.
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Broke 215 bones.
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No disrespect, Mr. Spanky, but, uh,
human body only has 206 bones.
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Didn't say they were all mine.
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I landed on a big gal holding a pug.
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Hey, we are huge fans.
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Earlier we were even trying
your extreme teeter-totter trick.
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- Oh, how'd it go?
- Ugh, not good.
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I landed in the giant
bra on top of bra barn.
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I don't care what their motto is...
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it was not "an uplifting experience."
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Oh, hey, Spanky, can
we get your autograph?
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Sure, absolutely.
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Whoa, dude, that thumb's pretty gnarly.
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Yeah, I took a spill in Iowa.
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Couldn't find a doctor so
they took me to a veterinarian.
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Didn't save the thumb,
but got me a cow udder.
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Sorry about that. I
wasn't milked this morning.
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Hey, we've got tickets to your show.
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All right, let me see these...
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Oh, I'll get you daredevils
better seats than these.
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How do I get 'em to you?
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We actually work at the
dojo across the courtyard.
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You'll see the giant
teeter-totter out front.
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Oh, no, no, no, you can't
leave that out there.
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There's always some yahoo
pretending he's a stuntman.
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Rudy: Go ahead, ma!
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- (Thumps, creaks)
- (Rudy yelling)
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I tell you this:
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My mom's a lot heavier than she looks.
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Lunchtime!
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I'm having pizza and you guys are...
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Having sardines.
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Wow, this is really good.
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Jerry, what are you doing here?!
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Not eating sardines.
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Look, I know what you're doing.
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You became a volunteer to
try to get me to like you.
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(Gasps) How dare you?
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You know, I became a volunteer
because I share both a very real
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and a very deep connection
with these penguins.
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- Pelicans.
- Pelicans.
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Well, don't get too attached.
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Harold and Maude aren't going
to be here for much longer.
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With all the money they spent
on the new bull shark tank,
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the aquarium can't afford
the pelican habitat.
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They're sending him to
Texas and her to New Jersey.
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Aw, that's the saddest
thing I've ever heard...
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New Jersey.
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You know they've been
mates for seven years?
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And it shows. Before you came in, Maude
was hungry, Harold went over to her
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and yakked up fish guts right in her face.
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That's love, man.
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You...
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Look a little hungry.
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Sardine?
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Ew, what is that smell?
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It's like a combination of dead
fish, seagull poop and low tide.
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(Unison) Jerry's socks.
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Jerry, what is going on in here?
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Dude!
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You set up a kiddie pool
in my dojo without asking?
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Pool party!
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Jerry, there you are.
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You bird-napped the
pelicans from the aquarium?!
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I didn't bird-nap them.
I just blindfolded them
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and took them against
their will to a hideout...
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oh, no, yeah, I kinda bird-napped them.
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It takes more than a kiddie
pool and a bucket full of sar...
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why is this bucket filled with donut holes?
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Are pelicans not supposed
to eat donut holes?
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- No, they are not.
- These donut holes are Jack's.
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I'm going to get the pelican handler.
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I guess I'm a bad guy for caring.
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- Wha...
- (Squawks)
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Oh, don't worry. Mommy and daddy are
just having a little disagreement.
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Hey, boys. I got those tickets for ya.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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Whoa! Okay, tell me.
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I wrecked my bike a bunch of times
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and sometimes I get a
little fuzzy, you know?
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But are there two pelicans in here?
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Yeah.
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And is that a moose
climbing up a rock wall?
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Uh... yeah sure. Yeah, why not?
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I'm just messing with you.
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I know it's not a moose.
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That's an elk, right?
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Whoa! These tickets are in the vip box!
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Spanky, this is so cool. People are
paying hundreds of dollars for these.
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- Oh yeah.
- Wait, that's it.
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Yo, Spanky, my name's Jerry.
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I'm a volunteer at the Seaford aquarium.
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Look, these pelicans are
supposed to be mates for life,
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- but they're getting separated.
- Whew, I've been there.
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She's gonna take him for
every sardine he's got.
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No no no, they're being separated because
the aquarium ran out of funding.
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He's going to Texas and
she's going to New Jersey.
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That's the saddest thing I ever heard.
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Jersey!
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Hey, if you could do some sort
of fundraiser at the aquarium,
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we could make enough money
to keep them together.
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That's a great idea.
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Let me think on it for
a second. Got it, okay!
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What if I walk the high wire
tightrope over at the aquarium?
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But it has to be over something scary.
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Ah, how about the men's room next
to the all-you-can-eat clam bar?
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(Hisses) Ouch.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm ready for that one.
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What about the tank of bull sharks?
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That's great!
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There is nothing more important to
Spanky danger than everlasting love.
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(Phone ringing)
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Oh, hold on, it's the wife number six.
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Ignore.
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Yo, Spanky, I can't thank you enough, man!
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Jerry: Uh, Rudy...
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Rudy, I wouldn't do that.
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(Nasally) Oh please, birds love me.
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- (Loud squawking, splashing)
- (Rudy yelling)
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(Grunts)
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That bird does not love me.
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Here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate.
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You know, guys, I'm a lot like
Spanky. I was born a stuntman.
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- You were born a stuntman?
- Yes, I was, Milton.
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My father is Hector Martinez.
My mother is Catherine Stuntman.
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Okay, you may have the name, Jerry,
but there's not one stunt Spanky does
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that you could actually do.
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(Scoffs)
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Oh, please, I could ride
Spanky's rocket bike.
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I mean, the only difference
between that bike and mine
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is it's powered by rockets and it
doesn't have training wheels on it.
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- (Cheering)
- (Pop music playing)
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(Chanting) Spanky, Spanky, Spanky!
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(Clanking)
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Who's ready for some rocket boots?!
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(Crowd cheering)
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I was going to launch
myself 100 feet in the air
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into that cargo net over there.
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Or I could put some nitro in my boots
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and go 200 feet in the air.
What do you say, people?!
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(Crowd chanting) Nitro nitro nitro!
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Nitro it is!
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(Crowd oohs)
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- (Thumps)
- (Cheering)
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Hey, where did Jerry go?
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Uh-oh.
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I'll show you who can't
ride a rocket bike, Jack!
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If that's Spanky...
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Then that guy's a stunt double.
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Spanky's a fake!
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(Crowd gasps)
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(Booing)
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(Crowd booing)
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I can't believe that angry mob
followed us all the way here.
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How did they even know it was me?
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I don't know. Maybe it was your jacket?
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(Groans)
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I forgot to turn my jacket off.
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Spanky, how could you do this?
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You think I'm proud of what I've become?
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14 years ago, new Orleans...
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Spanky was attempting to break
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the world record for jumping
a car over 200 feet...
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I'm going to let you finish this one.
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The jump was perfect...
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- Until the landing.
- (In unison) Ooooh.
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It's always the landing.
243
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:08,486
When the smoke cleared, my body was so
mangled they couldn't tell what was me
244
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,588
and what was my car.
245
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:16,861
I spent three weeks in a hospital,
five days in a muffler shop.
246
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,297
So that's how you lost your courage?
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Yeah.
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00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,467
And gained a radio.
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(Clicks, music playing)
250
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(Clicks, music stops)
251
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Spanky, you can't live the rest of
your life hiding behind stunt doubles.
252
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,880
Well, I'm not going to have to any more.
253
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,616
Because of what happened, the
whole world's gonna know who I am...
254
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A fraud!
255
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,954
You know what, Spanky? A hero of mine
256
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once told me that the only thing
to fear is the fear of not trying.
257
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,426
You know who said that?
258
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,894
- Abraham Lincoln?
- Captain Kirk?
259
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,529
Cher?
260
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,598
It actually was Cher.
261
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,069
But the point is that it could
have easily been you, Spanky.
262
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,505
I'm sorry, Cher is your hero?
263
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,576
Cher's everybody's hero, Jack.
The woman's a ding-danged icon.
264
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,101
Come on, Spanky.
265
00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:10,745
Dude, there's two little
pelicans who are counting on you.
266
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,785
You know what?
267
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,420
You're right.
268
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:19,424
What you guys said I needed
to hear a long time ago.
269
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I'm done hiding.
270
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:26,531
Tomorrow at that fundraiser, the whole
world's gonna know Spanky's back!
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(Clangs)
272
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,103
Dude, you might need a little bit of a...
273
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,005
(clears throat) Tune-up.
274
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,510
-
Kickin' it with you.
- (Camera clicks)
275
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,946
This is the last picture I'll
have of you guys together.
276
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,651
But I want you to know
that I will keep it forever.
277
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,389
- (Gulps)
- Or you can keep it forever.
278
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,593
I can't believe you guys
are leaving tomorrow.
279
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,129
I'm really going to miss you guys.
280
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,566
- (Squawks)
- But do you know what hurts the most?
281
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,536
I didn't get phone insurance.
282
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:13,177
- Taylor, there you are.
- (Wails)
283
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,548
Wow, for such a pretty
girl, you're an ugly crier.
284
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,819
Yo, I've got great news. I have a
way that we can save the pelicans.
285
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,789
Let me guess: Put little tuxedoes on them
286
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,591
and try to blend them in with the penguins?
287
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,893
No no no, I got spa... that's a great idea.
288
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,529
I think mine's better though.
289
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,898
I got Spanky danger to
do the fundraiser again!
290
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,566
Jerry, that's amazing!
291
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,502
- We're gonna save the pelicans!
- Yeah.
292
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,973
I'm sorry.
293
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,875
I... I don't know what I was thinking.
294
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,576
No, no, no, no, don't
overthink it, just do it again!
295
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,879
Why? Because we're saving the pelicans!
296
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,058
I cannot believe how many people showed up
297
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,293
to watch Spanky tightrope
over a pool of sharks.
298
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,562
Yeah, it's a comeback
story. Everybody loves
299
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,664
seeing a man rise above his fears.
300
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,601
(Crowd exclaims)
301
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,570
They're also down with
watching sharks eat a dude.
302
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,642
- (Feedback squeals)
- Thank you all for coming down to the aquarium.
303
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:23,648
I guess that explains why you're
all packed in like sardines.
304
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,985
Nope?
305
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,023
This fundraiser is about
saving Harold and Maude.
306
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:38,629
Some people said that we couldn't do
it, but tonight I say we peli-can.
307
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,736
Seriously? Nothing?
308
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,673
Show's gonna start in a minute!
309
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,010
Sheesh, they're a bad audience.
310
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,746
Yeah. They're the problem.
311
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,582
Yo, where is Spanky? He
should be here by now.
312
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,916
(Chimes)
313
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,653
Oh, don't worry. I just
got a text from him.
314
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,555
"Hey guys, you're the best.
Thanks for the pep talk.
315
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,859
By the way, still scared,
not coming. Sorry, Spanky."
316
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,529
If the crowd doesn't see this stunt,
they're going to want their money back.
317
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,631
Which means there'll be
no saving of the pelicans.
318
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,567
Oh, but I just told
everybody that we peli-can!
319
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,003
Both: Milton!
320
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,140
Guys, it's over. We have to
give the crowd their money back.
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00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,308
(People chattering)
322
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,843
(Applause)
323
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,078
Who's that?
324
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,213
(In unison) It's Jerry!
325
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,053
- What is he doing up there?
- I think he's gonna try to walk the tightrope.
326
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,589
He would never try to walk... I'm
going to try and walk the tightrope!
327
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:46,297
I know you all came here to see a
death-defying stunt, and I, Jerry Martinez,
328
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,933
am going to give it to you!
329
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,736
(Drumroll)
330
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,139
Come on, Seaford, show me some love!
331
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:58,743
(Crowd chanting) Fall, Jerry,
fall! Fall, Jerry, fall!
332
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,945
That's not really love!
333
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,984
(Whimpering)
334
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,164
Okay, oooh.
335
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,171
Hey, I can actually do this.
336
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,253
- Whoa.
- (Gasps)
337
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,088
Oh, no, I can't do this.
338
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,224
Can't do this. Gotta go back.
339
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,293
- Whoa! Whoa!
- (Gasps)
340
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,362
(Shrieks)
341
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,297
No worries! I'm okay.
342
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,934
Wow, this is a much better
way to use this thing.
343
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,236
- (Chomps)
- (All gasp)
344
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,138
Oh, no, bad shark! Don't bite!
345
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,410
- (Shrieking)
- (Chomping)
346
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:13,317
- Jerry, hang on!
- Oh, great advice. Thanks, hon!
347
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,694
All right, Jerry, Jerry,
give me your hand.
348
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,329
I can't, Jack! I can't.
349
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,031
(Shrieking)
350
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,033
(Crowd gasps)
351
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,301
- (Grunting)
- Wait... all right.
352
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,736
Yeah, that works, okay.
353
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,245
- Okay, okay. All right, all right.
- (Shrieks)
354
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,914
Okay, all right, all right.
355
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,882
- Jerry, I can't see!
- Oh, you're lucky
356
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,318
- 'cause it's really scary up here, man!
- Move your hands!
357
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,253
- Oh, sorry.
- Thank you!
358
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,190
Okay, all right. We can do this.
359
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:56,194
So close, so close. So close.
360
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,396
Wah, mommy.
361
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,831
- (Thumps)
- Oh!
362
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:13,211
You guys did it. The crowd
loved it. You saved the pelicans!
363
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,082
Jerry, I cannot believe you
were going to risk your life
364
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,384
to save Harold and Maude.
365
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,386
I was wrong about you.
366
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,161
(Laughs) Where are you going?
367
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,296
(Nasally) Oh, I thought
I'd take a quick swim.
368
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,899
Rudy, I don't think that's a good idea.
369
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,768
Oh please, sharks love me.
370
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,515
These sharks do not love me!
371
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:55,052
- (Splashing)
- So movies?
372
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,455
- Let's do it.
- (Grunting)
373
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,191
Kickin' it with you.
374
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:08,199
I still can't believe
that Spanky backed out.
375
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,301
I thought we helped him
get his courage back.
376
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,536
I wondered what changed his mind?
377
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,372
So you don't think I should do it?
378
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,941
No, I do not.
379
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,877
You're one-third motorcycle, you
broke every bone in your body,
380
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,280
- and you have an udder for a thumb.
- You're right.
381
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,149
Hey, you want some milk for your coffee?
382
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,251
Just a little bit.
383
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,458
(Easy listening music playing)
384
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,497
(Theme music playing)
385
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:02,653
(Dog growls, barks)
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