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Ready for a story
about superheroes?
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Ugh. More TV superheroes.
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Just what the world needs.
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Be honest,
have you hung yourself yet?
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Or what if I told you
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this was actually
a story about super-zeroes?
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Losers, achingly pathetic
meta-human goose eggs.
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How about it?
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Ready to feel better about your own
miserable lives for the next hour or so?
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Follow me.
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Our story begins,
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as such stories do,
with a visit to a Nazi.
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I'm sorry. Cobbler.
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Mr. Morden.
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Yes. Yes, you must be
Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs.
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Martinez.
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- Sorry?
- Senor Martinez.
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Who?
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The village cobbler.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Von Fuchs was renowned for
his theoretical experimentation,
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offering certain enhancements
for a price.
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A price Mr. Morden
was more than willing to pay.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Mr. Morden, that's me.
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Well, it was me.
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A third-rate bad guy,
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a nameless henchman,
a real...
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Nobody.
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I forked over a king's ransom
to that demented genius.
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And if I knew
what he had planned for me,
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I would have paid double.
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Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
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Yes.
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Are you ready, Mr. Morden?
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Ready.
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Repeat after me, please.
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- The...
- The...
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- mind...
- mind...
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- is...
- is...
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- the...
- the...
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- limit.
- limit.
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Again.
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The mind is the limit.
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Again.
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The mind is the limit!
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Funky...
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And now to the 1980s.
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Somewhere in this abomination
of gauche and blow,
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is a pale white ass
pumping up and down.
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The ass of a hero.
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No, not that ass.
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No.
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Uh-uh.
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Giselle?
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Giselle!
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There it is.
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Mmm. Smells like hero to me.
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Who's the fox?
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You are!
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Giselle!
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Who's the fox?
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Oh, my God.
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Giselle.
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Clara is crying.
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Really? Looks fine to me.
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She's fine, honey.
You can't be so scared of her.
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Behold,
the bottom rung of marriage.
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Contempt.
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How are you doing, Bump?
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What?
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How the hell did you
get Kate to agree to her?
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You're a dirty old man.
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You know what?
It's called trust.
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Thought you would have known
that by wife number three.
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Crash and die, babe.
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I love you too, honey.
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- Get to center, big fella.
- Little snug in here.
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Yeah, how about you cry
about that back in the box.
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Whoo! Whoa!
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You see that?
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Oh. Hey, there.
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- What?
- Uh, nothing, Cliff.
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We racing here, Bump?
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Hell, yeah.
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What the fuck?
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- You're fucking my wife?
- Cliff, I swear to God, no!
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Oh, yes, he is.
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And guess what I never have to say
when I'm banging big ol' Bump?
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- Don't!
- "Is it in yet?"
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No!
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Whoa!
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I don't know
what happened to us.
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I'm going to be better.
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I don't know what happened to us.
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I'm going to be better.
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Trainwreck's ready!
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Do you think she even knows
who we are?
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Baby Clara,
your daddy's gonna be
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a big-time
race car driver one day.
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No.
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I meant do you think she knows
how much I love you?
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Cliff. Cliff, wake up.
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Fudge.
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Three electrical
values drive welding principles.
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The amount of current
or amperage in a current...
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Cliff. Cliff Steele.
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My name's Dr. Niles Caulder.
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Would you please nod your head
if you can understand me?
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I'm not sure you ever
really loved me, Tom.
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You know what
my father used to say
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about smooth talkers like you?
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Everything before the "but"
is baloney.
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I want you to...
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remember what it felt like
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to move your head.
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Picture it in your mind.
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Now, I want you
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to move your head.
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Good.
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Very good.
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You've been
in a terrible accident, Cliff.
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Much of your body
was rendered beyond repair.
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But we are getting there.
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I promise you, we're close.
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Rest.
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Buh.
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Buh.
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Bird.
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Bird.
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Fla.
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Fla.
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Flew.
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Fuck.
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- Flew.
- Fuck.
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1995?
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Yes.
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Fuck.
Nineteen ninety-fucking-five?
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Up-uh.
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My wife. Where...
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Where's my wife?
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Cliff, this might be
difficult to process.
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The world thinks
you died in 1988.
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I'm not dead.
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And getting stronger
every day.
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You motherfucker!
What did you do to me?
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- How about we take a break?
- No, wait...
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Chief's a good man.
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Big heart. Little odd,
maybe a little vague.
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But it comes
from a good place.
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Me, I'll always
tell you the truth.
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The Chief told you
the world assumes you're dead.
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Did he tell you that's because
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the only part of you he was
able to save was your brain?
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No.
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Which means we need to talk
about expectations.
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What you really, really want.
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- I wanna go home.
- And then,
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we need to take
those expectations,
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we need to give them
a gentle pat
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and flush them into the ocean.
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What... What's that?
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Oh, my God. No!
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I... No. No, wait,
what's that?
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I told you he wasn't ready.
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Everyone deserves the truth.
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You don't look like
the person you used to be.
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There's no
getting around that.
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But...
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We found you some clothes.
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Hopefully, you'll see
you're still very much you.
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Sure.
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So, what is this place?
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My home.
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A safe place for you,
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others like you,
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to heal.
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Where's my wife?
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What do you remember, Cliff?
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- Fuck you, Cliff! Fuck you!
- What the fuck am I supposed to...
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Mommy!
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Just tell me
she's moved on.
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It's been seven years.
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She thinks I'm dead.
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She's moved on.
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I would have.
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I can't hold a memory.
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Everything's fractured.
Everything's bad.
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You're experiencing something
called dissociative memory.
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It'll all come back.
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The bad and the good.
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We'll get you on your feet.
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You'll start feeling
like yourself soon enough.
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Cliff Steele, Larry Trainor.
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I thought he might help you
with your recovery.
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And Larry
gave Cliff the grand tour.
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Wheeling him around
like a couple of pony kegs
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through this home,
we'll come to know as...
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Doom Manor.
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I thought you might
like some air.
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I can't feel the air.
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Sucks to be you.
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Hey, what was it like getting
buried in a pyramid with your cat?
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Yeah, a sense of humor
helps here.
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So you'll work on that.
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So what's your story?
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I flew airplanes.
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Flew airplanes?
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Please. Larry Trainor
was an American god.
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Air Force aviator test pilot
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shortlisted for
the Mercury space program.
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An Atomic Age sex machine.
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How's my X-15?
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Hmm.
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Let's see. We've got
57,000 pounds force of thrust.
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Mach 6,
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like riding a rocket ship
between your thighs.
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She's a beast.
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If you get a chance today,
look up in the sky.
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You'll see NASA's
very own rocket plane,
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the X-15 soaring
into the heavens.
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Five seconds, zero-zero-eight.
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Roger.
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Two, one. Launch.
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We got
a good light here, Larry.
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Check your alpha
and your heading.
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A pilot doesn't
reach Larry's status
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by leaving anything to chance.
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He was prepared
for everything.
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Decompression.
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Very sensitive.
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Harsh environment,
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mechanical malfunction.
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The one thing
Trainor didn't count on...
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Sweet mother of God.
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...was a stoway.
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Hold on,
there's something up here.
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You're breaking up,
Larry. Say again. Repeat.
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Hold on.
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Larry, do you read?
Let's pull it up.
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Put some G on it, Larry.
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Larry! Larry, do you read?
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Larry, come in.
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He's not responding.
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What man
possessed of what grit
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could survive such a fall?
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Or was our golden boy
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newly possessed
of something else?
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Larry crawled
from the wreckage that day,
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forever changed,
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in ways that would
take him decades
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to even begin to understand.
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It is so important
what you're doing, Cliff.
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But you know,
there's always tomorrow.
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What's Drinky's deal?
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Who? Rita?
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She was an actress.
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She prefers the light here
in the evening.
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Looking terrific today, Rita.
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Hmm?
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Oh, fuck me.
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00:18:04,189 --> 00:18:07,425
Sometimes it helps to
picture a place you'd like to go.
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00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:11,229
How about
up the freakin' steps?
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Why go up
the steps at all?
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I can't walk!
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I can't feel! I can't eat,
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I can't smell, can't shit.
I can't fuck
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and I'd like to be able to do
one fucking thing for myself
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when I kiss you and the other
fucking monster here
271
00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:27,612
the sweet fuck goodbye.
272
00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:30,949
Hi, Daddy.
273
00:18:30,981 --> 00:18:32,849
Seeing your daughter,
that's good.
274
00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:35,353
That means your memories
are coming back.
275
00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:38,355
Maybe she's just
the inspiration you need.
276
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,557
Has anyone
ever left this place?
277
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:41,992
Some have.
278
00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:44,061
Some come and go.
279
00:18:44,095 --> 00:18:47,132
Others like Larry and Rita
prefer to stay.
280
00:18:47,164 --> 00:18:48,865
Rita has her knitting.
281
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,236
Larry, his horticulture.
282
00:18:51,269 --> 00:18:54,740
But to be perfectly honest,
those who leave
283
00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:57,241
find it's often more difficult
for the world out there
284
00:18:57,275 --> 00:19:00,811
to accept who they've become
than they do.
285
00:19:00,845 --> 00:19:02,079
In better news,
286
00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:03,815
I can see no mechanical reason
287
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:06,917
why you shouldn't
be able to walk.
288
00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:08,786
Keep going, Cliff.
289
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:10,721
You're nearly there.
290
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:16,460
Aren't you supposed to be
not walking?
291
00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:18,429
Yeah.
292
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,698
And?
293
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:23,667
I'm remembering.
294
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,009
You used to do this?
295
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:34,644
Yeah.
296
00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:37,914
Around and around. That's it?
297
00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:41,185
Yeah.
298
00:19:41,219 --> 00:19:44,669
You were in the movies?
299
00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:48,925
Pictures.
300
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,128
Lovely Rita.
301
00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:52,596
Queen of '50s cinema.
302
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:55,366
Some critics called her
the poor man's Deborah Kerr,
303
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,736
some critics called her
the rich man's Yvette Vickers.
304
00:19:58,769 --> 00:20:00,805
Critics. What do they know?
305
00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:03,107
They're gonna hate this show.
306
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:05,242
And action!
307
00:20:05,277 --> 00:20:08,614
"Dearest Mother, today was
a fine hunt in the bush.
308
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:13,646
Tom took down a kudu whose
horns will look magnificent."
309
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:17,622
Sorry.
310
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:22,690
"Whose horns will look..."
311
00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:27,499
Rita. Please. He's the best
focus puller in Africa.
312
00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:30,268
Ugh. He's an eyesore, Charles.
A real liability.
313
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,935
What if we cover up the arm?
314
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:33,769
- A different set of clothes.
- Get rid of him.
315
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,906
But the crew, they adore him.
316
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:40,589
So put his name
on the marquee.
317
00:20:49,554 --> 00:20:52,423
Now, Rita, you're gonna
step onto this gangplank here.
318
00:20:52,457 --> 00:20:54,159
The crocodile
will turn up there.
319
00:20:54,192 --> 00:20:55,859
You'll scream bloody murder.
320
00:20:55,893 --> 00:20:58,262
And Joe'll blast 'er to Betsy.
321
00:20:58,296 --> 00:21:03,101
You think you can handle it?
322
00:21:03,134 --> 00:21:07,538
Of course.
323
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,807
It's fine.
324
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,342
It's totally fine.
325
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:12,542
Great.
326
00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:15,846
Turn over. Let's go.
327
00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:24,821
Ready, Rita?
328
00:21:24,855 --> 00:21:26,723
And action.
329
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,997
Now up the gangplank, Rita.
330
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,298
There you go.
331
00:21:34,332 --> 00:21:36,701
Like it's a lovely day.
And you're...
332
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,682
Why are you just
standing there? Help her!
333
00:21:51,715 --> 00:21:53,784
Help her!
334
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,882
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
335
00:22:24,915 --> 00:22:27,550
Towel.
336
00:22:27,585 --> 00:22:28,720
What?
337
00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:31,555
What is wrong with you?
You've never gone for a swim?
338
00:22:31,588 --> 00:22:33,156
Towel!
339
00:22:33,191 --> 00:22:36,790
What are you staring at?
340
00:23:02,953 --> 00:23:04,989
And away she ran.
341
00:23:05,021 --> 00:23:07,726
Monstrous Rita.
342
00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:10,327
Eventually finding her way
to the only place
343
00:23:10,361 --> 00:23:13,263
she would ever
feel safe and unjudged.
344
00:23:13,298 --> 00:23:15,733
Sitting next to a brain...
345
00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:20,767
Consuming the first of what would
be three rotisserie chickens.
346
00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:27,778
One step.
347
00:23:27,811 --> 00:23:29,314
So I don't gut myself.
348
00:23:29,346 --> 00:23:33,696
Daddy.
349
00:23:35,153 --> 00:23:36,921
I used to hold
my daughter's hands
350
00:23:36,953 --> 00:23:38,789
when she was learning to walk.
351
00:23:38,824 --> 00:23:41,492
And she always wanted
to go up the steps.
352
00:23:41,526 --> 00:23:43,961
Always wanted to go up.
353
00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:45,596
Even after she could do it,
354
00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:47,632
after I'd given her
the tools, you know,
355
00:23:47,665 --> 00:23:50,468
she'd just stand there
every time,
356
00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:53,837
wanting me to help her.
357
00:23:53,871 --> 00:23:56,540
And I would get so pissed.
358
00:23:56,575 --> 00:24:00,444
"Just walk up
the goddamn steps, okay?"
359
00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:05,478
So, walk up
the goddamn steps.
360
00:24:29,207 --> 00:24:31,606
One more, Daddy.
361
00:24:49,161 --> 00:24:53,696
- There you go, baby girl.
- You did it, Daddy!
362
00:24:56,534 --> 00:24:59,983
Yeah!
363
00:25:01,622 --> 00:25:02,623
Yeah!
364
00:25:24,195 --> 00:25:28,365
My family thinks I died in a
car crash seven years ago.
365
00:25:28,398 --> 00:25:31,201
My daughter's probably
grown up without a father.
366
00:25:31,234 --> 00:25:33,505
My wife's probably moved on.
367
00:25:33,538 --> 00:25:35,840
But they deserve to know.
368
00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:39,210
And they can decide
what to do with it.
369
00:25:39,242 --> 00:25:41,311
Thank you
for everything you've done.
370
00:25:41,346 --> 00:25:43,681
But this...
371
00:25:43,713 --> 00:25:46,785
isn't me.
372
00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:51,189
I'm thrilled beyond belief
for you, that you're walking,
373
00:25:51,221 --> 00:25:54,592
that you finally
feel like you.
374
00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:58,395
All I wanted was to give you
a gentle place to land.
375
00:25:58,429 --> 00:26:00,699
A second chance.
376
00:26:00,731 --> 00:26:05,231
And I appreciate that.
377
00:26:11,275 --> 00:26:15,747
I think you're ready
to listen to this.
378
00:26:15,779 --> 00:26:19,115
It's the phone message I used
to recreate your voice.
379
00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:20,885
I think it'll help you...
380
00:26:20,919 --> 00:26:24,121
understand how your brain's
been altering your memories
381
00:26:24,154 --> 00:26:26,704
to help you cope.
382
00:26:38,269 --> 00:26:41,673
I don't know
what happened to us.
383
00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:46,355
I'm going to be better.
384
00:26:58,856 --> 00:27:01,660
I don't know
what happened to us.
385
00:27:01,692 --> 00:27:06,343
I'm going to be better.
386
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,369
Whoa!
387
00:27:12,403 --> 00:27:13,403
Whoo!
388
00:27:40,832 --> 00:27:44,301
Yeah! That's how
you get it done, son.
389
00:28:12,529 --> 00:28:14,464
I don't know
what happened to us.
390
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,938
I'm going to be better.
391
00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:22,507
- I know it's late.
- Hello?
392
00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:26,911
Hey.
393
00:28:26,943 --> 00:28:31,916
Hi.
394
00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:36,950
I don't know if you even care
how sorry I am.
395
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:40,623
Go on.
396
00:29:07,751 --> 00:29:10,320
Who wants pancakes?
397
00:29:10,354 --> 00:29:11,388
Cliff!
398
00:29:11,422 --> 00:29:15,771
No!
399
00:29:22,634 --> 00:29:24,501
You're okay.
400
00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:28,204
No. Kate!
401
00:29:28,239 --> 00:29:30,575
Oh, God. No.
402
00:29:30,607 --> 00:29:35,113
Clara. What happened to Clara?
403
00:29:35,146 --> 00:29:39,383
I'm afraid you were
the only survivor.
404
00:29:39,416 --> 00:29:43,186
No! No, no!
405
00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:46,758
No, no!
406
00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:49,326
No, no, no!
407
00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:50,359
No!
408
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,714
I can't feel pain.
409
00:30:10,749 --> 00:30:12,750
No matter how hard I hit,
410
00:30:12,784 --> 00:30:15,385
where I hit, what I hit,
411
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:19,624
I can't feel pain.
412
00:30:19,656 --> 00:30:24,606
That's mighty shitty
of you, Doc.
413
00:30:42,413 --> 00:30:45,983
And the years passed.
414
00:30:46,017 --> 00:30:51,017
And it's all so depressing.
I just can't.
415
00:31:33,265 --> 00:31:36,066
That's a new building
next to the police station.
416
00:31:36,099 --> 00:31:37,335
What's it say?
417
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,435
Library.
418
00:31:38,469 --> 00:31:40,704
Your handwriting
is an abomination.
419
00:31:40,738 --> 00:31:43,775
- Robot fingers.
- Mmm-hmm.
420
00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:46,110
Daddy, I'm home!
421
00:31:47,612 --> 00:31:49,114
Oh, goodie. She's back.
422
00:31:49,146 --> 00:31:51,248
- Rita.
- Comes and goes as she pleases,
423
00:31:51,281 --> 00:31:53,317
like she owns the place.
424
00:31:53,351 --> 00:31:54,352
Who?
425
00:31:54,384 --> 00:31:56,221
Who indeed.
426
00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:59,657
Meet Jane. Some people
call her Crazy Jane.
427
00:31:59,692 --> 00:32:02,492
Sixty-four personas,
each with its own special power.
428
00:32:02,527 --> 00:32:04,695
Ha-ha!
429
00:32:04,729 --> 00:32:06,763
For example,
here comes Silvia.
430
00:32:06,798 --> 00:32:08,465
Spooky voice, a bit moody.
431
00:32:08,499 --> 00:32:11,268
I'm not sleepy.
432
00:32:11,301 --> 00:32:12,903
I want to speak to Jane.
433
00:32:12,936 --> 00:32:15,105
And watch now.
Here comes Hammerhead.
434
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:16,375
This one's kind of an asshole.
435
00:32:16,407 --> 00:32:21,345
Except Jane's not here,
you sissy little bitch.
436
00:32:21,378 --> 00:32:22,779
She's in a mood.
437
00:32:22,814 --> 00:32:25,281
Which one of her
is in a mood?
438
00:32:25,316 --> 00:32:27,919
What the fuck?
439
00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:31,955
- Is that...
- Hammerhead, this is Cliff.
440
00:32:34,726 --> 00:32:35,859
Is he a toy?
441
00:32:35,894 --> 00:32:38,762
Hammerhead!
442
00:32:38,796 --> 00:32:40,298
- Are you a toy?
- Yeah.
443
00:32:40,332 --> 00:32:42,298
Heard you the first time.
Are you a raving douche?
444
00:32:42,299 --> 00:32:44,701
Hello, Hammerhead.
Good to see you.
445
00:32:44,736 --> 00:32:48,185
Fuck off and die, Rita.
446
00:32:51,709 --> 00:32:54,878
Ooh.
447
00:32:54,913 --> 00:32:57,181
This your pad, big guy?
448
00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:00,550
Your man cave?
449
00:33:00,585 --> 00:33:02,653
Where the magic happens?
450
00:33:02,686 --> 00:33:05,957
Come on. Show me what you got.
451
00:33:05,990 --> 00:33:09,492
What kind of man stuff
you got in here?
452
00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:11,477
Cars.
453
00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:21,638
Yeah.
454
00:33:21,673 --> 00:33:25,176
Little toy cars
for a little toy man.
455
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:27,945
I bet it gets
real wild in there.
456
00:33:27,979 --> 00:33:29,681
In the wee-wee hours
of the night,
457
00:33:29,713 --> 00:33:31,349
when you think
no one's watching...
458
00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:35,118
Anyone ever tell you
to shut your fucking hole?
459
00:33:35,152 --> 00:33:36,153
Or what?
460
00:33:37,855 --> 00:33:41,455
Little toybot does what?
461
00:34:02,512 --> 00:34:04,848
Jane.
462
00:34:04,883 --> 00:34:06,917
Cliff.
463
00:34:06,951 --> 00:34:09,653
The Robotman.
464
00:34:09,686 --> 00:34:12,356
Hammerhead told me you met.
465
00:34:12,391 --> 00:34:16,728
She tell you
she grabbed my junk?
466
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,364
Hammerhead doesn't
kiss and tell.
467
00:34:19,398 --> 00:34:22,000
How long you been
busting the Chief's balls?
468
00:34:22,032 --> 00:34:24,268
Long before you got here.
469
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,838
Seven days.
470
00:34:26,871 --> 00:34:29,340
You know how it is
when you meet the Chief.
471
00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:33,210
Best day of my life.
472
00:34:33,244 --> 00:34:36,914
It wasn't all
Hammerhead's fault last night.
473
00:34:36,947 --> 00:34:39,516
Next week's
my daughter's birthday.
474
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:42,420
Pretty much the 30th year
475
00:34:42,454 --> 00:34:45,590
straight that I haven't
been with her.
476
00:34:45,623 --> 00:34:50,027
I'm a little on edge, I guess.
477
00:34:50,061 --> 00:34:51,795
And so it was.
478
00:34:51,829 --> 00:34:53,898
After a brief misunderstanding
479
00:34:53,931 --> 00:34:56,634
in which junk was grabbed,
480
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:58,469
Robotman met Jane.
481
00:34:58,503 --> 00:35:02,773
And all was right
and all was good.
482
00:35:02,806 --> 00:35:05,175
For now.
483
00:35:05,210 --> 00:35:07,811
It's getting dark.
484
00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:09,112
Jane?
485
00:35:09,146 --> 00:35:10,514
No.
486
00:35:10,547 --> 00:35:12,916
I'm the Hangman's Daughter.
487
00:35:12,951 --> 00:35:15,454
Okay.
488
00:35:15,487 --> 00:35:17,521
Do you rember
what it felt like?
489
00:35:17,554 --> 00:35:19,923
What?
490
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:21,726
To be normal.
491
00:35:21,759 --> 00:35:24,896
Like them.
492
00:35:24,929 --> 00:35:29,333
Sometimes I try to rember.
493
00:35:29,367 --> 00:35:33,670
Sometimes I hope
I still will be.
494
00:35:33,704 --> 00:35:38,704
I don't even know
what to hope for.
495
00:35:41,746 --> 00:35:45,516
My painting's ruined.
496
00:35:45,548 --> 00:35:49,148
Everything's gone wrong.
497
00:35:50,822 --> 00:35:53,358
Come in
out of the rain.
498
00:35:53,391 --> 00:35:55,293
- Why don't you get back here?
- Why should I?
499
00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:57,195
All you ever do
is talk about the war.
500
00:35:57,228 --> 00:36:01,699
And life in Dumb
Manor proceeded accordingly.
501
00:36:01,733 --> 00:36:04,034
So much so, the Chief
felt comfortable enough
502
00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:05,637
to resume his
occasional travels.
503
00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:06,879
Why did you bring me here?
504
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,206
I won't be gone long.
505
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,174
But there are mysterious
things in this world
506
00:36:10,175 --> 00:36:11,842
that bear keeping an eye on.
507
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:15,813
So go, I must.
508
00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:18,449
So, we
understand each other.
509
00:36:18,481 --> 00:36:19,750
Bring a condom.
510
00:36:19,784 --> 00:36:21,952
And you, behave.
511
00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:23,887
I'll be back in a few days.
512
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,956
Bye, Dad.
513
00:36:36,934 --> 00:36:38,869
Indifferent as they seemed,
514
00:36:38,902 --> 00:36:41,106
it did occur to each
and every one,
515
00:36:41,139 --> 00:36:43,541
it had been a long
time since all four
516
00:36:43,574 --> 00:36:46,110
were in the house
without Dear Father.
517
00:36:46,143 --> 00:36:49,547
Why, they could do anything.
518
00:36:49,579 --> 00:36:52,516
Anything at all.
519
00:36:52,550 --> 00:36:55,518
Groan.
520
00:36:55,552 --> 00:36:59,023
Ugh.
521
00:36:59,056 --> 00:37:00,190
Wait.
522
00:37:00,224 --> 00:37:01,726
Honk, honk.
523
00:37:01,759 --> 00:37:04,608
Oh?
524
00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:09,266
Is that my bus?
525
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,302
What on earth
are you doing?
526
00:37:11,335 --> 00:37:12,936
What are we doing?
527
00:37:12,971 --> 00:37:14,438
We're going into town.
528
00:37:14,472 --> 00:37:18,041
After the Chief explicitly
asked us not to.
529
00:37:18,076 --> 00:37:20,010
This is your most reckless
scheme yet, Jane.
530
00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:23,780
Crazy Jane.
531
00:37:23,815 --> 00:37:24,815
I'm in.
532
00:37:24,849 --> 00:37:26,550
Shocking.
533
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:28,218
Larry?
534
00:37:28,219 --> 00:37:29,687
Um, does it
matter to any of you
535
00:37:29,688 --> 00:37:34,688
that the Chief thinks
we're not ready?
536
00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:38,295
No.
537
00:37:38,329 --> 00:37:40,797
- Rita?
- Don't be ridiculous.
538
00:37:40,831 --> 00:37:42,199
Oh, come on.
539
00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:45,269
There's a whole world
out there waiting to be seen.
540
00:37:45,302 --> 00:37:47,972
That hasn't seen
you in 60 years.
541
00:37:48,005 --> 00:37:49,239
I see what you're doing.
542
00:37:49,273 --> 00:37:50,807
Playing my ego.
543
00:37:50,842 --> 00:37:52,976
I won't be played.
544
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:54,811
Okay.
545
00:37:54,846 --> 00:37:58,081
Happy knitting.
546
00:38:01,385 --> 00:38:05,822
- Larry.
- Don't.
547
00:38:05,856 --> 00:38:06,923
Larry.
548
00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:43,126
Don't say a word.
549
00:38:43,161 --> 00:38:45,128
You look nice.
550
00:38:45,163 --> 00:38:50,034
Of course I do.
551
00:38:50,068 --> 00:38:52,168
Don't wait up.
552
00:38:59,177 --> 00:39:03,827
Which one of you
has any money?
553
00:39:14,925 --> 00:39:18,295
Be with you in a second, hon.
554
00:39:30,807 --> 00:39:33,210
- You okay?
- All good.
555
00:39:33,244 --> 00:39:35,193
Almost there.
556
00:39:41,918 --> 00:39:45,155
I don't get it.
557
00:39:45,188 --> 00:39:50,188
You said it was
your daughter's birthday.
558
00:39:58,737 --> 00:39:59,737
Oh.
559
00:39:59,738 --> 00:40:02,306
There is nothing,
nothing like a malted.
560
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,007
Am I right?
561
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:05,210
You know, this is crazy.
562
00:40:05,242 --> 00:40:08,512
You even talk like her,
you know that?
563
00:40:08,545 --> 00:40:09,546
Who?
564
00:40:09,547 --> 00:40:10,447
Rita Farr.
565
00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:14,485
Actress from the '50s.
566
00:40:14,518 --> 00:40:18,088
My dad made me
watch all her movies.
567
00:40:18,121 --> 00:40:19,523
Made you?
568
00:40:19,557 --> 00:40:21,524
She must have been the only
actress that I was ever, like,
569
00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:23,327
"You know what?
I could hang with her."
570
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,164
I mean, she was cool and sexy,
571
00:40:26,197 --> 00:40:27,498
but a broad, too.
572
00:40:27,532 --> 00:40:29,668
I mean,
Three Guns To Santa Fe?
573
00:40:29,701 --> 00:40:32,836
El Paso.
Three Guns To El Paso.
574
00:40:32,869 --> 00:40:34,838
Okay, so you do know her.
575
00:40:34,871 --> 00:40:35,873
I don't know.
576
00:40:35,907 --> 00:40:37,041
Mostly, I loved her,
577
00:40:37,076 --> 00:40:39,476
'cause it meant I get to
spend extra time with my dad.
578
00:40:39,510 --> 00:40:41,079
It was a tough time
in our lives,
579
00:40:41,112 --> 00:40:45,083
but Rita Farr,
she got us through.
580
00:40:45,115 --> 00:40:46,184
Sit.
581
00:40:46,217 --> 00:40:48,853
Tell me.
582
00:40:48,885 --> 00:40:49,887
About my dad?
583
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:50,920
No.
584
00:41:02,867 --> 00:41:05,969
One day a year,
I had one job.
585
00:41:06,003 --> 00:41:07,539
Buy the present.
586
00:41:07,572 --> 00:41:09,507
It was my favorite day.
587
00:41:09,541 --> 00:41:11,876
The accident was a few days
before her birthday,
588
00:41:11,909 --> 00:41:15,913
and I was so angry by then,
589
00:41:15,947 --> 00:41:18,916
at myself, my wife,
590
00:41:18,951 --> 00:41:21,820
I couldn't see past my own
bullshit, and then I forgot.
591
00:41:21,853 --> 00:41:24,389
You forgot to buy your
daughter a birthday present?
592
00:41:24,422 --> 00:41:25,889
I was busy.
593
00:41:25,922 --> 00:41:26,990
Fucking the nanny.
594
00:41:27,023 --> 00:41:28,559
You idiot.
595
00:41:28,592 --> 00:41:31,228
Yeah.
596
00:41:31,262 --> 00:41:36,262
And now I'm totally
stressed.
597
00:41:40,371 --> 00:41:42,039
Oh! Oh, God.
598
00:41:42,072 --> 00:41:43,608
I would so fuck that joint up.
599
00:41:43,641 --> 00:41:48,141
Except it's mine, so fuck off.
600
00:41:57,755 --> 00:41:59,789
Anything?
601
00:42:32,556 --> 00:42:36,927
Pardon me.
602
00:42:36,961 --> 00:42:41,231
Would you mind
if I ordered a drink?
603
00:42:41,264 --> 00:42:45,436
What'll it be?
604
00:42:45,469 --> 00:42:48,769
I want a beer.
605
00:42:53,545 --> 00:42:56,514
And then there was
that African picture.
606
00:42:56,547 --> 00:42:57,947
Forbidden Congo.
607
00:42:57,981 --> 00:42:59,250
Forbidden dookie.
608
00:42:59,282 --> 00:43:00,885
Oh, come on.
609
00:43:00,918 --> 00:43:02,253
I heard she fell ill.
610
00:43:02,286 --> 00:43:04,021
They replaced her mid-picture.
611
00:43:04,054 --> 00:43:05,657
- She was a drunk.
- No.
612
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,992
And then, there was
that whole porn thing.
613
00:43:08,025 --> 00:43:10,594
The what?
614
00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:11,929
Rita Farr?
615
00:43:11,963 --> 00:43:16,400
Oh, trust me. My dad had
duffel bags full of the stuff.
616
00:43:16,434 --> 00:43:20,003
Your father said Rita Farr
was doing porn?
617
00:43:20,036 --> 00:43:21,237
Full on.
618
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,280
How pissed
do you think the Chief would be
619
00:43:29,313 --> 00:43:31,882
knowing we were out here
being gawked at?
620
00:43:33,351 --> 00:43:35,619
I honestly don't give a fuck.
621
00:43:35,653 --> 00:43:37,755
Nope. Not buying it.
622
00:43:37,788 --> 00:43:38,788
What?
623
00:43:38,789 --> 00:43:41,025
I think you care a lot
about what he thinks.
624
00:43:41,057 --> 00:43:42,427
You don't know me.
625
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:44,429
You need him
like the rest of us do.
626
00:43:44,461 --> 00:43:46,163
Hey, I hate to say it,
but I need him,
627
00:43:46,164 --> 00:43:48,064
to get my life back,
or whatever that looks like.
628
00:43:48,065 --> 00:43:50,334
If you want your life back,
why don't you just call her?
629
00:43:50,335 --> 00:43:51,969
Who?
630
00:43:52,003 --> 00:43:53,637
Your daughter.
631
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:56,373
My daughter's dead.
632
00:43:56,407 --> 00:43:59,143
- According to?
- My daughter's dead.
633
00:43:59,177 --> 00:44:00,311
Oh.
634
00:44:00,344 --> 00:44:01,878
Because you can confirm that?
635
00:44:01,911 --> 00:44:03,949
Multiple sources?
636
00:44:03,981 --> 00:44:07,050
It's all over
the Internet, man!
637
00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,552
Your shitty driving.
638
00:44:08,585 --> 00:44:10,554
Wife, Kate, decapitated.
639
00:44:10,588 --> 00:44:12,590
Daughter, Clara,
sole survivor.
640
00:44:12,623 --> 00:44:13,925
Shut up, Jane.
641
00:44:13,958 --> 00:44:17,295
There are three Clara Steeles
in the United States.
642
00:44:17,327 --> 00:44:19,463
My daughter's dead.
643
00:44:19,496 --> 00:44:20,764
Let's find out.
644
00:44:20,797 --> 00:44:24,802
No!
645
00:44:24,835 --> 00:44:27,139
Asshole!
646
00:44:27,172 --> 00:44:29,340
Larry knew
they were staring at him,
647
00:44:29,373 --> 00:44:30,909
and, yes,
it bothered him,
648
00:44:30,942 --> 00:44:33,811
but not for reasons
one might think.
649
00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:37,514
The truth is, Larry Trainor
had felt like a monster
650
00:44:37,548 --> 00:44:42,548
long before he ever was one.
651
00:44:43,788 --> 00:44:45,621
We got
a good light here, Larry.
652
00:44:45,623 --> 00:44:47,559
Hold on.
There's something up here.
653
00:44:47,592 --> 00:44:49,626
Larry,
Larry, do you read?
654
00:44:49,661 --> 00:44:51,295
Larry, come in.
655
00:45:04,342 --> 00:45:05,510
He's alive!
656
00:45:05,543 --> 00:45:07,512
Get a medic!
657
00:45:07,545 --> 00:45:11,516
Larry.
658
00:45:11,548 --> 00:45:13,184
And the sadder truth was,
659
00:45:13,217 --> 00:45:17,422
he'd finally become what he had
once felt like only inside.
660
00:45:20,291 --> 00:45:23,527
No.
661
00:45:23,561 --> 00:45:25,295
Sure you don't
want any dessert?
662
00:45:25,329 --> 00:45:26,896
Just the check, please.
663
00:45:31,902 --> 00:45:33,371
Hey!
664
00:45:33,403 --> 00:45:34,938
Is there a problem, ma'am?
665
00:45:34,972 --> 00:45:35,972
No, officer.
666
00:45:35,974 --> 00:45:39,143
The only problem
I see is you, pig.
667
00:45:39,175 --> 00:45:42,079
Oh, here we go.
668
00:45:42,112 --> 00:45:43,782
No. Not now.
669
00:45:43,815 --> 00:45:46,550
Officers, my friend here
is maybe a little depressed,
670
00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:48,151
maybe a little high.
671
00:45:48,152 --> 00:45:49,218
But she takes it all back.
672
00:45:49,219 --> 00:45:50,588
Take it back, Hammerhead.
673
00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:54,525
Which one of you motherfuckers wants
me to jerk a knot in your ass?
674
00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:56,958
Fuck me.
675
00:46:23,286 --> 00:46:24,465
What the hell is that?
676
00:46:24,489 --> 00:46:25,489
Rita.
677
00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:31,394
Oh, God. Rita.
678
00:46:35,132 --> 00:46:36,199
No.
679
00:46:36,233 --> 00:46:38,603
No, no, no, no.
680
00:46:38,635 --> 00:46:40,505
Rita!
681
00:46:40,538 --> 00:46:43,974
Rita!
682
00:46:44,007 --> 00:46:45,510
Can you hear me?
683
00:46:45,543 --> 00:46:49,079
Rita!
684
00:46:49,112 --> 00:46:51,215
Rita! Fucking bitch.
685
00:46:51,248 --> 00:46:54,518
Get a grip on yourself.
686
00:46:58,655 --> 00:47:01,125
No, no, no, no!
687
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:25,550
What the hell.
688
00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:34,655
What do we do?
689
00:47:37,561 --> 00:47:41,311
No, we're not doin' that!
690
00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:46,603
What do we do? What do we do?
691
00:47:46,637 --> 00:47:48,337
What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do?
692
00:47:48,338 --> 00:47:49,440
Get back. Get back.
693
00:47:49,474 --> 00:47:51,342
Uh, uh...
694
00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:52,978
Um... Oh!
695
00:48:32,449 --> 00:48:35,920
I wanna go home.
696
00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:37,588
We can do that.
697
00:48:43,195 --> 00:48:44,495
In local news today,
698
00:48:44,496 --> 00:48:47,498
the fifth annual dog parade
benefitting...
699
00:48:47,532 --> 00:48:48,967
Look at them.
700
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,768
Staring into the boob tube,
701
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:53,038
moping on
the day's destruction,
702
00:48:53,070 --> 00:48:55,239
utterly clueless to the danger
703
00:48:55,273 --> 00:48:58,143
their little field trip
had brought to their door.
704
00:48:58,175 --> 00:49:01,547
Apparently, it was
some sort of giant blob run amok,
705
00:49:01,579 --> 00:49:06,016
until what some witnesses
described as a "robot man"
706
00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:08,820
created this barrier
made of...
707
00:49:08,853 --> 00:49:10,487
Well, made of
Main Street, Bill.
708
00:49:21,233 --> 00:49:25,432
Daddy's home.
709
00:49:26,637 --> 00:49:28,907
I warned you
not to leave.
710
00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:31,242
I begged you.
711
00:49:31,275 --> 00:49:34,344
You have no idea
what you've done.
712
00:49:34,378 --> 00:49:36,514
It wasn't that bad.
713
00:49:36,547 --> 00:49:38,782
"Bad"
doesn't begin to describe
714
00:49:38,815 --> 00:49:40,284
what befell
Cloverton today, Bill.
715
00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:43,387
Thank you, Wendy.
716
00:49:43,422 --> 00:49:46,858
It's always
uncomfortable, isn't it,
717
00:49:46,891 --> 00:49:49,693
when Daddy gets scared?
718
00:49:49,726 --> 00:49:51,896
As well, he should be.
719
00:49:51,929 --> 00:49:55,666
Niles Caulder should
be shitting his pants.
720
00:49:55,699 --> 00:49:56,934
He knows what's coming.
721
00:49:56,967 --> 00:49:58,869
He'd be a fool not to.
722
00:49:58,902 --> 00:50:01,940
You don't spend decades
tap dancing on hornets' nests,
723
00:50:01,972 --> 00:50:05,010
and not expect to be stung.
724
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:08,880
Niles Caulder had enemies.
725
00:50:08,913 --> 00:50:12,351
Enemies he could
no longer hide from.
726
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,885
Whether
you realize it or not,
727
00:50:14,918 --> 00:50:16,586
your actions...
728
00:50:16,621 --> 00:50:19,190
Your actions
have consequences,
729
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:23,894
and those consequences
are coming to this house,
730
00:50:23,927 --> 00:50:26,231
to the town.
731
00:50:26,264 --> 00:50:28,733
Of that,
there's no doubt.
732
00:50:28,766 --> 00:50:30,702
You really think
we're in danger, Chief?
733
00:50:30,735 --> 00:50:32,036
That we need
to pick up and run?
734
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,771
That's what you
really, really think?
735
00:50:33,804 --> 00:50:36,007
As far away as possible,
736
00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:37,342
as soon as we can.
737
00:50:37,376 --> 00:50:39,210
What happens
to the town?
738
00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:41,611
The town is not
my main concern.
739
00:50:41,612 --> 00:50:42,823
So, the town
gets screwed?
740
00:50:42,847 --> 00:50:46,250
You've done quite
enough to this town,
741
00:50:46,282 --> 00:50:47,719
thank you.
742
00:50:47,751 --> 00:50:48,987
This is bullshit.
743
00:50:49,019 --> 00:50:50,454
Don't you
start with me.
744
00:50:50,487 --> 00:50:51,724
You and I both know
745
00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:54,858
this field trip was for little
more than your own amusement.
746
00:50:54,893 --> 00:50:56,728
So, now
she's the bad guy?
747
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,998
Okay, let's talk
about you, Chief.
748
00:51:00,030 --> 00:51:03,701
You told me
my daughter was dead!
749
00:51:03,735 --> 00:51:05,570
I was trying to protect you.
750
00:51:05,603 --> 00:51:06,938
By lying?
751
00:51:06,971 --> 00:51:10,242
I'm trying to protect you now.
752
00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,309
Do you honestly think
she would have accepted you?
753
00:51:12,344 --> 00:51:13,978
Did I get
a chance to try?
754
00:51:14,012 --> 00:51:15,980
She lost her mother,
her father.
755
00:51:16,014 --> 00:51:17,882
I don't know if she
would have accepted me.
756
00:51:17,916 --> 00:51:21,085
You robbed me of that chance.
757
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:24,255
What am I to her now?
758
00:51:24,288 --> 00:51:25,757
I'm nothing.
759
00:51:25,789 --> 00:51:27,693
I'm a monster.
760
00:51:27,726 --> 00:51:31,394
I assure you, there are many
monsters in this world,
761
00:51:31,429 --> 00:51:34,099
and none of them,
762
00:51:34,132 --> 00:51:36,831
not a one, is you.
763
00:51:41,672 --> 00:51:45,242
I've tried so hard
to shield you.
764
00:51:45,277 --> 00:51:47,911
And I know
what I'm asking you.
765
00:51:47,945 --> 00:51:51,115
To leave the safest place
you've ever known,
766
00:51:51,148 --> 00:51:54,918
to step out into the world
that would rather ignore you,
767
00:51:54,952 --> 00:51:56,519
shun you,
768
00:51:56,554 --> 00:51:58,822
belittle you.
769
00:51:58,856 --> 00:52:00,891
But if you stay here,
770
00:52:00,925 --> 00:52:02,226
if we die now,
771
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:06,931
then this magical experiment,
772
00:52:06,965 --> 00:52:11,034
this you,
773
00:52:11,068 --> 00:52:13,670
my life accomplishments,
774
00:52:13,704 --> 00:52:15,039
all,
775
00:52:15,072 --> 00:52:19,643
it will just...
776
00:52:19,677 --> 00:52:21,177
It will...
777
00:52:25,215 --> 00:52:27,117
Or we don't
abandon the town.
778
00:52:27,152 --> 00:52:29,853
We protect them from
these so-called enemies.
779
00:52:29,887 --> 00:52:31,255
We fight.
780
00:52:31,288 --> 00:52:33,423
We could.
781
00:52:33,456 --> 00:52:34,992
But we'd be doomed.
782
00:52:35,025 --> 00:52:38,626
What are we now?
783
00:52:40,632 --> 00:52:44,335
I'm going to go
with the Chief.
784
00:52:44,367 --> 00:52:45,418
Agreed.
785
00:52:53,945 --> 00:52:56,413
Fuck it.
786
00:52:56,447 --> 00:52:57,646
Shotgun.
787
00:53:05,123 --> 00:53:06,922
Hmm.
788
00:53:39,856 --> 00:53:41,226
Hey, for the record,
789
00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:43,127
the town can kiss my ass.
790
00:53:43,128 --> 00:53:45,262
But that doesn't mean Cliff
should go in there alone.
791
00:53:45,297 --> 00:53:47,197
It's over, Jane. Let it go.
792
00:53:47,231 --> 00:53:49,500
Okay, except I vote
we turn around.
793
00:53:49,532 --> 00:53:51,335
- No.
- Rita?
794
00:53:51,369 --> 00:53:55,873
I can't promise I won't,
you know, be disgusting.
795
00:53:55,907 --> 00:53:57,175
But, yes.
796
00:53:58,976 --> 00:54:00,978
Larry?
797
00:54:01,012 --> 00:54:02,278
Larry's a yes.
798
00:54:02,313 --> 00:54:03,313
Whoo!
799
00:54:38,115 --> 00:54:39,916
This is wrong.
800
00:54:39,951 --> 00:54:41,853
Might be.
801
00:54:41,885 --> 00:54:44,889
Probably is.
802
00:54:44,922 --> 00:54:47,021
We'll be back.
803
00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:29,434
And there they go,
804
00:55:29,467 --> 00:55:31,536
our four lovable losers,
805
00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:34,672
banding together to become
the superhero fighting force
806
00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:38,141
no one saw coming
except everybody.
807
00:55:38,175 --> 00:55:40,010
But fear not.
808
00:55:40,043 --> 00:55:42,079
There's a way
out of this dreck.
809
00:55:42,112 --> 00:55:43,280
Follow me.
810
00:55:43,313 --> 00:55:47,617
It's fine.
811
00:55:47,650 --> 00:55:48,920
It's totally fine.
812
00:55:51,588 --> 00:55:53,023
Paraguay.
813
00:55:53,056 --> 00:55:54,759
Yes, Niles.
814
00:55:54,791 --> 00:55:56,626
Paraguay.
815
00:55:56,659 --> 00:56:00,563
Always, Paraguay.
816
00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:01,865
Morden.
817
00:56:01,898 --> 00:56:03,034
Sure.
818
00:56:03,067 --> 00:56:04,335
But not.
819
00:56:04,369 --> 00:56:07,170
I mean, I haven't been
Mr. Morden since...
820
00:56:07,204 --> 00:56:10,240
No! Help me.
821
00:56:40,771 --> 00:56:43,708
I've been admiring
your friends, Niles,
822
00:56:43,742 --> 00:56:46,311
those freaks of yours
for quite some time.
823
00:56:46,344 --> 00:56:48,313
Don't you dare hurt them.
824
00:56:48,346 --> 00:56:50,014
Hurt them? No.
825
00:56:50,047 --> 00:56:51,349
That wouldn't be any fun.
826
00:56:51,382 --> 00:56:52,684
No.
827
00:56:52,717 --> 00:56:54,494
That would be quite the same
old story, wouldn't it?
828
00:56:54,518 --> 00:56:59,423
I think we're gonna do
something different this time.
829
00:56:59,456 --> 00:57:03,460
You were right in
one respect, however.
830
00:57:03,494 --> 00:57:05,128
They are quite doomed.
831
00:57:05,163 --> 00:57:06,463
What the fuck?
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