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I thought we were
all wearing our
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old catering uniforms together.
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Nobody said that, dude.
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You're supposed to
return it when you quit.
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Yeah, Ilana, we're not caterers
at Darcy's wedding,
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- we're guests.
- I know, Morgan, thanks.
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Abbi, can you believe that
Darcy's the first of the
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trifecta to get married?
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I can... she's been engaged
for like seven years.
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Oh, my God, Ilana,
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you have to take so many
pictures of us tonight.
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Yeah, it will be fun.
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I mean, sorry, not of us, of the
trifecta-me, Abbi, and Darcy.
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I worked with you guys, too.
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I thought we were the quad.
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Honestly, Morgan's
boner for you is so big
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you can see it from space.
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You should just let
her suck it already.
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So, now I have the boner?
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I thought that
Morgan had the boner.
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Oh, my God, Connecticut
is so classy.
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God, no it isn't.
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Why are we even going there?
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Don't be insane, Ilana, I mean
Darcy is marrying the heir to
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Jennifer friggin' Convertibles.
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It's gonna be so amazing.
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I brought all the
essentials-gum, Adderall,
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and poppers.
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We gotta bring our
A-game, bitches.
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There better be good boys there.
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I'm the first woman in my family
to be 25 and still single?
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This year I had to bring
myself up to minorities,
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and still nothing.
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Move our asses, bitches!
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Got some good momentum.
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Come on!
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It's so crazy that you're coming
with me to this wedding, right?
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No.
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It's only our second date.
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It's not crazy at all.
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Plus I get to see you in
this dress, maybe out of it.
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Will!
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Okay, chill.
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We've got time.
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I'm pumped.
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I love weddings.
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I crush at weddings.
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Wait till you see me on
the dance floor.
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Um, Ilana, what are we even
doing in Grand Central?
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Is there a garage
in here or something?
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Where's your mom's car parked?
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Uh, Long Island.
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Uh, Ilana, what the frick!
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You said that we could get
your mom's car for this trip.
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I e-mailed you every day for
like two months.
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I didn't get any e-mails.
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Is your e-mail address still
Ilanawaxler@vagina.com?
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No, it's mindmyvagina.com.
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That's why.
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Don't worry, dude, chill.
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I got us tickets.
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Oh, my God, we gotta go.
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Come on, we got
a couple minutes!
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Uh, Ilana, why is there no 2:10
train to Bridgeport anywhere?
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I don't know...
I'm not a conductor.
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Ilana, these are
Amtrak tickets, dude.
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It only runs outta Penn Station.
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Oh, gross.
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Alright, let's go, come on.
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I-I can't run.
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I'm gonna sweat
off my concealer.
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Holy (bleep)!
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This place really is majestic.
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Taxi!
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Taxi!
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It's been a whirlwind, right?
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I know.
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- Both been having fun.
- Yeah.
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- Talked about getting that dog.
- Uh-huh.
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But, um, Penn Station-I can't.
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It's disgusting.
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It's kind of a
deal-breaker for me.
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Okay, I'm confused.
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Maybe this is one of those
romantic New York City stories
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where you meet someone amazing,
and then... tragedy happens.
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And they're gone, and
you never see them again,
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and you wonder what they did
with their whole life.
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- Good luck, kid.
- Taxi's here. Come on!
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Okay, everybody in.
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Abbi, sit by me.
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I don't even know
what just happened.
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Okay you sit in the middle, but
I don't wanna sit next to Ilana.
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Sure, sit on Morgan's boner.
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Guys, I just got dumped.
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Abbi, wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Oh, it's just not meant to be.
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Oh, my G, my God, you guys remer
Brian O., the head bartender?
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He stopped eating
carbs and got totally ripped.
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My brother did that-he
doesn't eat carbs-he's jacked.
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Anyway, he became a DJ in
Provincetown, then he OD'd.
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Dead!
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Wow, geez.
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Only the good die young, huh?
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You know, I'm not
over Amy Winehouse.
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It's like we
knew it would happen,
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but we didn't do anything
about it.
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I didn't "know her" know
her, but I still miss her.
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You guys remember Steff?
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Yes, the one who used to eat out
of the trash... Ew, right, okay.
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So, she worked that retirement
party, married some old dude and
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then OD'd a week later at Bryant
Park on the carousel.
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Dead!
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You remember Ray... (bleep)
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Are you okay?
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Oh, my gosh, are you all right?
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Everybody okay?
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Kevin, your nose is bleeding.
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Oh, no, this
isn't from the crash.
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It happens all the time.
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But I need to get outta
here before the cops come.
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Everybody out.
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Go, go, go!
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- Can you take this?
- Yeah.
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Whoo! I am hot, too.
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I have blotting
sheets if anybody needs.
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I could use one.
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You might need two, sweetheart.
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Oh, my God!
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It left us.
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It left without us!
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What?
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No!
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No, no.
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Oh, my God!
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All right, okay!
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We gotta go right now!
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Come on, let's move it!
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Move it!
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Move, move, move!
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Come on!
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No, no, no, no!
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Eighth Avenue.
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Ilana, come on, move it!
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Move it!
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Come on!
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Abbi, I'm behind you!
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So, it's $70
a day to rent a car.
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Totally doable.
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Do you wanna insure the driver?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Do you want to insure
against other cars?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Potholes?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Weather?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Trees?
- Uh-huh.
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God?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Transition insurance for when I
pull the car around... make sure
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you get that last
one... I'm a terrible driver.
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- Okay.
- Sure.
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With all that, it comes to $125.
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Okay.
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License and credit card, please.
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Oh.
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You're under 25.
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That changes things.
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That'll be $1,100.
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Oh... we're gonna need
one moment, please.
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Thank you so much.
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All right, come 'ere, huddle up.
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Okay, so, we both know that I'm
25, but what Mary doesn't yet
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know is that my
license is expired.
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We're gonna need to come up with
a plan in the next 20 seconds
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inside this huddle, 'cause
when I created the huddle,
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I thought by this
time I'd have a plan.
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I don't.
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- I'm gonna keep...
- Here's my license and the AMEX
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should cover insurance.
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This isn't a sugar daddy thing.
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This is just an old, established
"guy paying for his younger
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friend he has sex
with" kind of thing,
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so just get that right out
of your mind, you know?
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Well, you're all set.
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There's only one vehicle left.
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It doesn't have AC,
but it's really spacious.
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We'll take it.
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Oh... okay.
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Gotta love that
transitions insurance.
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Man, it's hot in here.
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Gotta commend you, I got adult
braces two years ago, and it was
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the best decision I ever made.
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Check me out.
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- Oh, those are nice.
- Yeah, yeah.
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But these aren't braces.
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They're mouth scaffolding,
just to hold my teeth in.
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Mouth scaffolding?
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I've never heard of that.
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I'm a dentist, and
I haven't heard of that.
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I went to Nicaragua for 'em.
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They were so reasonable.
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Okay, you're dancing
against the truck right now.
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You gotta dance with it, girl.
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God, this is terrible.
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I don't know.
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It kinda feels good on my back.
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Yeah, I mean
it's actually kinda fun.
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Good save, Morgan.
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Abbi, do you remember that
holiday party that we thought
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that we ran out of cheeseballs,
and then it turned out we had
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more cheeseballs in the back?
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Yeah, the cheeseballs.
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Yeah.
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I'm not gettin' married until
everyone can get married.
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Why did you look at me
when you said "everyone"?
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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You gay, man.
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Oh, yeah, I am.
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I'm totally gay.
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I got it now.
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I got what you mean.
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Abbi, do you remember
that time the chicken satays
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were way underdone?
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Do you remember?
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I still laugh about it.
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This bitch is unraveling.
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I am well aware.
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What are we laughing about?
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I don't know.
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God, I can't believe Will
didn't go to Penn Station.
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What a little bitch.
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It's the most vibrant
place in the city,
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and they have really good sushi.
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You know what,
I'm fine that he left.
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He had a really big penis.
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How big, how big, how big?
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Like, think
earth, like think earth.
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Coke can, plantain big.
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Oh, God!
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What are those?
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Poppers.
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What do they do?
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They loosen your butthole.
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Why you takin' it right now?
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'Cause we're going to a wedding.
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Hello?
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Abbi, this keeps
happening to you.
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You're like a magnet
for elephant dongs
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God, you know who had
the really big dick?
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My brother, Mitchell.
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Hold on, Morgan,
did you say something
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about your brother's dick?
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I didn't mean to say that.
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Just forget it.
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Delete, delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete.
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Everybody okay?
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Why would Jesus give
us a flat tire?
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00:10:59,062 --> 00:11:00,262
Well, he did, Morgan.
263
00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:01,563
God, it is over!
264
00:11:01,597 --> 00:11:03,498
Guys, the Sei Wah bus
runs every half hour.
265
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:04,499
Ew, disgusting, Ilana.
266
00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:05,534
You're disgusting.
267
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:06,968
I think that's our only
option right now, so...
268
00:11:07,003 --> 00:11:08,270
Yeah, okay, Abbi,
you're totally right.
269
00:11:08,304 --> 00:11:09,271
I agree with you.
270
00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:10,639
You know, we could ride down.
271
00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:11,640
Ilana, we are in formalwear.
272
00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:12,707
We cannot bike down.
273
00:11:12,742 --> 00:11:14,294
It's 4:00 o'clock.
274
00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:15,800
We're not getting
a cab right now.
275
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,634
This is our best bet.
276
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,134
Totally.
277
00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,681
Okay, so to recap-Abbi and I
have decided that we're going to
278
00:11:19,715 --> 00:11:21,583
bike down to the
Sei Wah bus, okay?
279
00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:22,584
- Whoo-hoo!
- Great.
280
00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:23,585
All right, come on on, let's go.
281
00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:24,986
Come on, come on, come on!
282
00:11:25,021 --> 00:11:26,888
- Let's go!
- Abbi, I'm coming!
283
00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:28,023
Lincoln, come on.
284
00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:28,730
I can't.
285
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,735
Someone has to stay
with the truck and call
286
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,360
the rental car company.
287
00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:33,962
I can't leave
you here by yourself.
288
00:11:33,996 --> 00:11:37,199
You can't not go to
a wedding you RSVP'd to.
289
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:41,534
You have to respect
the sanctity of the RSVP.
290
00:11:43,096 --> 00:11:45,460
I was uncomfortable at the fact
that you were my date
291
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,042
to a wedding... that's
like so legit.
292
00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:48,910
But now that you're
not coming, I'm bummed.
293
00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:52,614
And that makes me uncomfortable
in a different way.
294
00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:55,016
Are you just sayin' that so
I'll do the rest of the dance?
295
00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:55,965
The what?
296
00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:14,102
What's painfully ironic about
297
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:17,472
this is that I love
weddings the most.
298
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,409
Pump it, pump it!
299
00:12:21,444 --> 00:12:22,644
You guys, if we don't
pick up the pace,
300
00:12:22,678 --> 00:12:24,379
we're gonna miss this 4:30.
301
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:25,981
Harder, harder!
302
00:12:26,015 --> 00:12:28,083
You are warriors
of change right now.
303
00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:29,484
What are your passions?
304
00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,620
Who lights your fire?
305
00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:32,754
Gossip!
306
00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,222
Rihanna's instagram.
307
00:12:34,257 --> 00:12:35,857
My brother!
308
00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:36,858
Never mind!
309
00:12:36,893 --> 00:12:38,059
Delete, delete that!
310
00:12:38,094 --> 00:12:39,594
Hey, Kevin, what's up
with your bike, dude?
311
00:12:39,629 --> 00:12:41,463
We're all on city bikes.
312
00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:42,831
What?
313
00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,232
I thought we
were all stealing bikes.
314
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,701
I-I-I can't go back to
prison, Ilana!
315
00:12:46,736 --> 00:12:47,736
I can't go...
316
00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:50,372
Whoo!
317
00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:51,673
High on life!
318
00:12:51,707 --> 00:12:53,408
Look at me now, solstice!
319
00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:54,876
Whoo!
320
00:12:54,911 --> 00:12:56,044
Yeah!
321
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:58,079
Look at me now, New York City!
322
00:12:58,114 --> 00:12:59,881
Whoo!
323
00:13:07,673 --> 00:13:09,834
Okay, so, if we make this bus,
then we'll just miss the
324
00:13:09,859 --> 00:13:12,127
cocktail hour, but we'll
make it time for apps before
325
00:13:12,161 --> 00:13:13,195
the ceremony.
326
00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:15,197
This is the opposite of
the time the trifecta took
327
00:13:15,231 --> 00:13:17,232
the Jitney to the Hamptons.
328
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:18,500
I never heard about that.
329
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:19,701
It... it wasn't a big deal.
330
00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:21,336
We just went to the
Hamptons for the weekend.
331
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,871
Darcy's parents
have a timeshare.
332
00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:24,839
That was a really crazy
weekend, huh, Abbi?
333
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,541
I don't know if it's
really worth talking about.
334
00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:29,678
Okay, I think it's very
much worth talking about.
335
00:13:29,712 --> 00:13:32,180
Remember we went
to that club, The Elm?
336
00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:33,848
The Elm, that sounds cool.
337
00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:34,715
It wasn't.
338
00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:38,587
Oh, my God, she doesn't know?
339
00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,121
Know what?
340
00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:41,690
Oh, this is gonna be so rich.
341
00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:44,092
Okay, when we
went to the Hamptons,
342
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:48,036
Darcy and Abbi made out.
343
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:54,170
It was before I knew you.
344
00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:06,081
Ilana, it's not a big deal.
345
00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:07,483
It's a huge deal.
346
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,084
You said that if you were
ever gonna do same-sex
347
00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:11,346
experimentation,
it was gonna be with me.
348
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,056
I have never said that to you.
349
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,791
It has been implied.
350
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:16,826
By you.
351
00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,364
Well, implications get
responses,
352
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:25,234
and it takes two to tango.
353
00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:29,805
Oh... okay.
354
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:34,540
Oh, my God.
355
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,245
Where are we even?
356
00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:39,548
Confess to the nervousness
357
00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:42,718
As we stumble to the close of
the troubled chapter
358
00:14:42,886 --> 00:14:44,487
These notes have been torn
359
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,331
But we don't know
the truth burns through
360
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:48,057
It's a total disaster
361
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,827
But if you could see
what your eyes reflect
362
00:14:51,928 --> 00:14:53,896
From your soul through the...
363
00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:57,900
If you could look past what
divides is petty
364
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,635
Wondering if you can
365
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:05,007
Won't you let me,
won't you let me be...
366
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,643
Ilana, there'seats.
367
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:10,279
I'm gonna sit with somebody
whose yet to shatter my world.
368
00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:12,982
Hello, new friend.
369
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,165
Yeah.
370
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:18,954
You okay?
371
00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:22,992
Yeah, I'm just-I'm listening
to this relaxation mix.
372
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,260
Do you wanna?
373
00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:25,508
All right, sure.
374
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:27,607
...too shall pass.
375
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:34,336
You are beautiful, you are
strong, you are supple, Morgan.
376
00:15:34,371 --> 00:15:35,604
What is this?
377
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:37,373
My brother made if for me.
378
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,541
He's a yoga teacher.
379
00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:39,497
Isn't it helpful?
380
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:41,277
He's good, right?
381
00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:45,714
Ilana, will you just come
on and sit back here?
382
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:49,485
No, I will not just
"come on," and you know why.
383
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:50,953
'Cause you made out with Darcy.
384
00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:51,987
You told him?
385
00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:55,591
Fine.
386
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,459
You know what
else Darcy and I did?
387
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,995
We touched boobs.
388
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:07,469
We touched boobs,
We touched boobs!
389
00:16:07,537 --> 00:16:09,238
We touched boobs!
390
00:16:09,372 --> 00:16:11,206
We touched boobs!
391
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:12,675
We touched boobs.
392
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,150
Oh, my God.
393
00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:22,685
Oh, my God, what is this?
394
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:24,286
It's a fish! Oh, my God!
395
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:25,721
Get out!
396
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,189
Move, move, move!
397
00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:28,190
I'm getting out!
398
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:29,345
I'm getting off of this bus!
399
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:35,331
I hate you all!
400
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,565
It's going down my underwear.
401
00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:44,239
Oh, God!
402
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:46,008
Ilana, F-you!
403
00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:48,143
You did this to
bring down the trifecta.
404
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:50,512
Morgan, what are
you talking about?
405
00:16:50,547 --> 00:16:51,547
We don't even hang out anymore.
406
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:52,881
There's no trifecta.
407
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,184
It's more of like a duo now.
408
00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:56,485
So...
409
00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:57,519
Oh, my God, keep talking.
410
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,520
- I'm legit gonna cry.
- Okay.
411
00:16:58,555 --> 00:17:00,623
- Oh my god.
- Well, fine!
412
00:17:00,657 --> 00:17:02,925
Have fun doing all
your drugs together,
413
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,061
you druggie lesbian dudes!
414
00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:07,496
Go (bleep) your brother, dude.
415
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:13,817
You smell.
416
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,171
All right, give
me Lincoln's clothes.
417
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,172
I'll change.
418
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:19,375
Okay, I'll block you,
and I'm gonna peek.
419
00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:20,576
No, dude, you're not peeking.
420
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:21,239
Come on.
421
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,880
Fine, today you can peek.
422
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,382
This one time.
423
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:31,754
Well, you didn't
get flat tire insurance.
424
00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:33,355
What do you mean I didn't
get flat tire insurance?
425
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:34,890
I bought every
insurance you offered.
426
00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:38,494
Before I rented you the car, I
went through an itemized list.
427
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:41,563
If you wanted flat tires
covered, you should have asked
428
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:43,098
for flat tires.
429
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,733
I'm not a mind-reader.
430
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:48,570
Listen, Mary, I've
had an awful day.
431
00:17:48,605 --> 00:17:51,573
I was on my way to a wedding, I
wasn't able to make the wedding.
432
00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:53,208
Imagine how disappointed I am.
433
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,077
I shine at weddings.
434
00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:56,679
You can't look the other
way on this?
435
00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:57,680
Look the other way?
436
00:17:57,714 --> 00:17:58,914
Yeah?
437
00:17:58,948 --> 00:18:00,916
You think 'cause you come in
here in your little short-shorts
438
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,652
looking all Idris
Elba that I'm supposed
439
00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:05,954
to like give everything up?
440
00:18:05,989 --> 00:18:07,656
Idris Elba?
441
00:18:07,691 --> 00:18:09,130
Don't act like you don't know.
442
00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:11,465
You look like him.
443
00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:15,831
All right, well,
Mary, where do I sign?
444
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,905
Wait, are we talking
Luther or the Wire?
445
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,634
Oh, I was supposed
to tell you something.
446
00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:52,757
Anything.
447
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,370
Mom called.
448
00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:55,739
She needs your social.
449
00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:56,940
Did you write it down?
450
00:18:56,974 --> 00:18:58,441
No, that's why
I'm telling you now?
451
00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,236
Mitchell, what's the
point of telling me now?
452
00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:01,557
I'm just gonna forget it.
453
00:19:02,179 --> 00:19:03,580
Go, you're so much like dad.
454
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:07,984
I don't know.
455
00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:09,285
I think I'd be Penn.
456
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,321
- I get to be Teller?
- You wanna be Teller?
457
00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:15,325
I'll be whoever you
don't wanna be, you know?
458
00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:17,794
- Oh.
- That's what I mean.
459
00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:18,476
Whoa.
460
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:20,864
I feel bad.
461
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,600
- I have to tell Darcy we can't come.
- She's fine.
462
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:26,269
She invited 300 other people.
463
00:19:28,539 --> 00:19:29,572
Great.
464
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:31,040
They're not coming either.
465
00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:32,408
Let's just do this.
466
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:35,879
Do you, Darcy...
467
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:36,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
468
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,261
I do, he does, whatever.
469
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:41,084
You smell good now.
470
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,354
Oh, you smell like Lincoln.
471
00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:46,352
Yeah, I smell
exactly like Lincoln.
472
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,270
I'm gonna grab the N
train around the corner.
473
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:48,792
Me, too.
474
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:50,527
- I'm headed that way.
- Okay, cool.
475
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:53,771
Huh.
476
00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:57,467
We are perfect gentlemen, dude.
477
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,569
We're in tuxes.
478
00:19:59,603 --> 00:20:02,305
- Right, it's like...
- We have to.
479
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,704
Right?
480
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:06,789
Your call, bud.
481
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:08,411
- Captain.
- I say we do it.
482
00:20:08,445 --> 00:20:10,413
Let's do it... this day.
483
00:20:11,782 --> 00:20:14,450
Hello, Sir.
484
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:15,752
Oh, my gosh, thank you.
485
00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:20,490
They've completely remodeled.
486
00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:21,624
This used to be carpet.
487
00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:22,662
Love hardwood floors.
488
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:24,194
- Ilana?
- What?
489
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:28,794
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