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HUEY: For most of my
Granddad's romantic life,
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the Internet
hadn't been invented yet.
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So he was still discovering
the dangers of online dating.
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Oh!
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Ooh, Lord.
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Damn!
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[SIGHS]
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[SLURPS]
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[SMACKS LIPS]
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[FORK BANGS PLATE]
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[CHOMPING]
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[SLURPING, BANGING PLATE]
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You know what?
I've had it.
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This sucks.
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What's wrong with you?
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You know what's wrong with me.
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When was this picture
taken? 1964?
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You say I don't look like my
picture?
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I'm saying you probably never
looked like this damn picture.
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This ain't you!
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So is that all
you care about is looks?
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Yes!
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Well, excuse me
for thinking you liked me
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for who I was on the inside.
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Well, you're a liar
on the inside.
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This whole relationship
is based on a lie.
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A ugly lie!
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Why in the hell this keep
happening to me?
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God, what did I do
to deserve this?
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This is payback for what?
What did I do to you? Tell me.
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Maybe I should leave.
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Nigga, you ain't no Denzel.
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Hell, you ain't even
no Flavor Flav.
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Time after time after time.
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There ought to be a law.
[DOOR CLOSES]
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Lock 'em up.
Charge them with fraud.
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I'd be snitching on
ugly women all day.
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I say give them the chair.
Electrocute their ugly asses.
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I'll pull that switch quick.
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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Left from right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won
Won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING,
INDISTINCT LYRICS]
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GRANDDAD:
Uh, ah, ooh, ooh.
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Oh. Mm-hm.
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[HUMS, GRUNTS]
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Hey. Oh, ee- Ee...
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Uh- Ah- Ooh-
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!
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♪ Deep down
On a roll, on go, eh... ♪
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Yeah. Yeah, boy!
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She's fine, ain't she?
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And you're sure this is
what she looks like?
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Oh, yeah. Your granddaddy
ain't falling
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for the okey-doke
this time.
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Now I got the video chat.
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I think it's a setup.
It don't make no sense.
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Why would she like you?
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'Cause your granddaddy
gives sweet love.
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And what do you know
about this woman?
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Well... her name is Luna.
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She's a Virgo.
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Her hobbies include pets,
traveling, kickbox...
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And stealing from
desperate old men.
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Watch when you go to sleep.
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I bet she have a gang of niggas
up in here to rob us.
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That ain't a good look,
Granddad.
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Not a good look?
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Is that some kind of
new slang?
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Is that what's hot
in the street, huh?
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Is that what you call
really 'hood?
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Why don't you give her a chance?
You ain't even met her yet.
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Neither have you.
I don't know, Granddad.
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A whole weekend with
a complete stranger?
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It's a five-hour drive.
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Either she was gonna stay here,
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or I pay for her hotel room.
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Shoot. Bad enough I gotta buy
all this damn champagne
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and new sheets. I ain't Jay-Z.
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Shoot. I ain't born
like a rock star.
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[?]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[INHALES]
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[EXHALES]
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Well, sir.
Goodness.
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Robert. Oh, my God.
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It's so good
to finally meet you.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Just like the picture, right?
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My sweet Luna.
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Come on in, cutie pie.
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You look just like
your picture too.
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Except you're
wearing clothes.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[BOTH SIGH LOUDLY]
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Hey guys. I'm Luna.
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I hope you don't mind me
hanging out for the weekend.
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I'll try and stay
out of your way, okay?
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Come here. Let me show you
where to put your things.
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We don't keep cash
in the house.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, come on.
You want a drink?
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A- A soda?
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That's a big bitch.
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GRANDDAD:
A massage? A bath?
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A piece of chicken?
Anything.
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[BOTH CACKLING]
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LUNA: Oh, you're killing me.
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Oh. That Larry David
is something else. Whoo!
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So...
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you never told me
what kind of dogs you have.
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I have one Dalmatian,
two retrievers.
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Mm-hm. That's nice.
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Oh, and 15 wolves.
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BOTH:
Wolves?
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You mean, like, wolf wolves?
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Yeah. For some reason,
wolves really like me.
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I was raised around wolves.
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They get a bad rap,
but really,
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if you aren't afraid
to establish dominance,
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there's nothing
wrong with wolves.
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That's, uh...
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, fascinating.
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Uh, so, um...
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how long you been kickboxing?
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Well, I do a lot of
martial arts.
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Not exactly kickboxing,
but it's kind of similar.
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It's called White Lotus kung fu.
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[?]
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White Lotus?
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That's the deadliest
style there is.
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Yeah, and it's great
exercise.
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You never mentioned, uh,
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that you were
a kung fu master.
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This crazy ex-boyfriend
I had one time,
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he was a Shaolin monk.
I learned it from him.
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Then I ended up
having to use it on him,
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if you know what I mean.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, Huey is very interested
in martial arts,
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and, uh, I do a little
Tae Bo myself.
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[GASPS]
Have you heard of the Kumite?
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Did you say Kumite?
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Uh-huh. The Kumite.
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What's a Kumite?
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It's a mythical, invitation-only
martial arts tournament
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with the deadliest
fighters in the world.
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So you like Jean-Claude
Van Damme. Damn.
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But I didn't think
the Kumite really existed.
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Oh, no. The Kumite is real.
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[DEEP VOICE]
It's really real.
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[?]
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LUNA:
The Kumite is usually held
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on some faraway
mysterious island.
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So it's a nice getaway.
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Kind of like one of them
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all-inclusive
vacation packages.
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They cover room and food.
Everything.
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Except for incidentals,
of course.
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It's nice, you know?
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You get to catch up
with old friends,
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see some really good
matches, get a tan.
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Good times.
[GRUNTS]
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Good times.
The Kumite is supposed to be
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a death match, right?
You ever killed anybody?
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Hey. Everybody has to
die sometime. Hm.
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[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
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Oh-ho. Gotta hurt.
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Finish him.
[SCREAMS]
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Ooh. Ooh.
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[ALL CHEER]
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MASTER:
Luna wins.
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I mean, I'm like,
"You kill one man,
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you kill a dozen. "
It's all the same.
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I mean, they can only
hang you once, right?
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, am I right or am I right?
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[LAUGHS]
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Come on, now, you're
leaving me hanging.
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ALL:
We gotta go to the bathroom.
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Oh...
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Move it, move it,
hurry. Get on.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] Hurry up.
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Thanks for inviting a killer
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kung-fu wolf bitch
to the crib.
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You think I knew she was
a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?
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She ain't say nothing
about no damn.
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Kupate, Kumatoo, Kumite,
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coon, black coon.
Now, just hush.
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I'm trying to figure out
what we're gonna do.
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Huey, what are we gonna do?
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You gonna tell her
to get out.
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I'm not telling her to leave.
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She hit me with one of them
exploding nutsack techniques.
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Oh, come on, Granddad.
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She's not a kung fu
master. She's crazy.
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Shit.
Then you go kick her ass out.
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But this is your responsibility.
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Hey. I'm willing to stay
in the bathroom all night.
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Where you going?
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You two just... stay here.
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Okay. I gotta use
the bathroom anyway.
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RILEY:
Oh, come on, Granddad. Hold it.
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GRANDDAD:
I'm old, boy. I can't hold it.
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You must be crazy.
You gotta let your thing go.
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[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
RILEY: Put your pants up.
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GRANDDAD: I ain't letting
my stuff sit in my body.
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WOMAN:
So where's he at now?
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I don't know. Suddenly they
all went to the bathroom.
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Do you think that's weird?
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Let me call you back.
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Hey. How's Robert?
Is everything okay?
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Sure. He's just having some
difficulties in the bathroom.
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So... that's pretty
impressive,
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being a White Lotus master.
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Thank you. It was really hard.
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It's just... I had heard
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there were no White Lotus
masters left alive.
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Mm. Hm!
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Maybe you would like
a demonstration?
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What about a...
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friendly sparring match?
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Oh.
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That sounds perfect.
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[?]
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[BATTLE CRIES]
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[GROANS]
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Ew.
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[GASPS]
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Let's...
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get out while we can.
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[GROANS]
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[BOTH GASP]
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I can't believe I let
that big old woman
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come into my house
and try to destroy my place.
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You have to relax, Granddad.
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How am I supposed to relax?
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The woman is
a trained killer.
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Know the story
of Brenda Richie?
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00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:04,442
Lionel Richie's wife?
255
00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,912
No-ho-ho-ho.
Lionel Richie's ex-wife.
256
00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:09,647
It was 1988,
257
00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:11,883
and Brenda Richie
had just caught Lionel in bed
258
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,786
with his future ex-white-wife,
Diana Alexander.
259
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,955
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
Huh? Huh? What the fuck?
260
00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,989
Oh, I was hoping I would
catch you up in here
261
00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:20,358
with that white bitch.
262
00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,494
LIONEL: Don't-
Hyah!
263
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,527
Ow!
264
00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:25,330
[GRUNTING]
265
00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,598
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]
266
00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:30,101
[SCREAMS]
267
00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,571
GRANDDAD: Oh, you should have
seen this ass whipping.
268
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,739
It was terrible.
[SCREAMS]
269
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,341
Oh, the humanity.
Upside his head.
270
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,042
Upside his nose.
271
00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:39,911
All whipping his ass.
272
00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:42,246
Hyah!
273
00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:44,983
♪ Whoo, hoo ♪
274
00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,452
GRANDDAD:
Oh, it was terrible. Terrible.
275
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,820
[PANTING]
276
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,521
How could you know that?
Were you there?
277
00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:52,990
Brenda Richie knew kung fu.
278
00:09:52,991 --> 00:09:55,961
Jet magazine said
she used to fight in the Kumite.
279
00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,895
No. I haven't seen him
since dinner.
280
00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,531
I think he was
in the bathroom all night.
281
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,999
WOMAN:
That's fine, girl.
282
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,800
You don't need to give him
no ass yet anyway.
283
00:10:02,801 --> 00:10:05,169
I say make a man wait
until he's resentful.
284
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:06,203
That always works.
285
00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:07,704
Oh, I don't know.
286
00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:10,374
Think it's gonna be weird
now that I beat up his grandson?
287
00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:13,178
I'm so stupid.
Why did I do that?!
288
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,213
Okay. Let's hear the story
one more time.
289
00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,681
Okay, let me
get this right, now.
290
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,148
My cousin, Elliot,
in California
291
00:10:18,149 --> 00:10:20,117
passed away very suddenly
while working out.
292
00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:22,086
And- And, uh, they think
it's a heart attack.
293
00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:24,154
Uh, they're not sure.
We weren't very close.
294
00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:26,056
Yeah, let's say that.
We weren't very close.
295
00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:27,492
But I need to fly out
immediately
296
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,126
to support my family members.
297
00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:30,061
Uh, yeah.
298
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,295
Good.
If that don't work,
299
00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,197
We gonna have to
shoot that bitch.
300
00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:35,700
Sure she gonna believe that?
Granddad, the story's fine.
301
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,136
Under no circumstances
do you change that story.
302
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,137
Got it?
303
00:10:40,839 --> 00:10:42,874
Fidel Castro?
304
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,209
Oh, yeah. Me and Fidel
go way back.
305
00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,577
I used to call him
Fee-Diddy.
306
00:10:46,578 --> 00:10:48,346
Heh-heh-heh.
But you know what I forgot?
307
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,813
Today is Fidel Castro's
birthday.
308
00:10:49,814 --> 00:10:51,515
And I'm in charge of
the birthday party.
309
00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:52,850
So I gotta fly out there.
310
00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:55,787
But I forgot- Stupid me.
I forgot to buy some balloons.
311
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,722
So Jay-Z is gonna loan me
some, then fly me to Cuba
312
00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:01,559
for Fidel Castro's birthday
party that I'm planning,
313
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,662
like I said earlier.
Eh-heh. Yeah.
314
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,029
Wow.
315
00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,398
I thought you were gonna
tell me you thought I was crazy,
316
00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:09,501
and you didn't want to see me
again, like the others.
317
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,570
No, girl. That's not at all
what I was gonna say.
318
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,738
I'm enjoying this time with you.
Are you kidding?
319
00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:16,740
I'm not blowing you off.
Oh, no way.
320
00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:18,276
In fact, I was just telling Huey.
321
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:21,378
I would love to pursue
a romantic relationship you.
322
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,547
Definitely.
I'll call you
323
00:11:23,548 --> 00:11:26,049
as soon as I get back...
from Cuba.
324
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,519
And Fidel.
325
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,288
Aw.
326
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,525
You are such a cutie.
327
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,398
ALL:
Bye.
328
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,901
GRANDDAD: Don't come back too soon.
Maybe about 30 years.
329
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:46,071
To no more weekend visits
by crazy Internet women.
330
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,307
I really thought
you blew it there
331
00:11:50,308 --> 00:11:51,808
with the Fidel Castro story.
332
00:11:51,809 --> 00:11:53,410
[LAUGHS]
333
00:11:53,411 --> 00:11:54,445
When he wanna be,
334
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:57,182
your granddaddy is
a master of deception.
335
00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,752
WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Fidel Castro's birthday?
That shit don't sound right.
336
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,919
You think he was lying?
337
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,855
All I know is you drove
all them hours
338
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:04,989
to spend time with him,
339
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,558
and he gonna
send you home early?
340
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,626
I don't give a fuck
if it was Jesus' birthday.
341
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,060
He said he'd invite me
back soon.
342
00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:11,995
Soon? Pfft! When is soon?
343
00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:14,665
Remember when Kenny said soon?
Remember when Jamal said soon?
344
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,234
Did any of them niggas
call you back?
345
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,302
You're right.
346
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,635
And just so you know,
347
00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:21,305
I Googled Fidel Castro's
birthday.
348
00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:23,674
It isn't until August 13th.
349
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,410
[TIRES SQUEAL]
350
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,980
He lied to me.
351
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,848
Mm-hm. You see, girl?
352
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,051
That's why I'm by myself.
353
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,152
Love the vibrator.
354
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,520
You better not get rid of it.
355
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:36,821
RUCKUS:
First of all, if a woman
356
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:39,556
is over 35 years old
and she ain't married,
357
00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:41,359
then she must be nutty
as squirrel shit.
358
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,927
But everything else
was so right.
359
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,263
And by everything else,
I mean her looks. She was fine.
360
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,798
She couldn't look that good.
She was black.
361
00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:50,801
But I guess if you put lipstick
and a wig on a monkey,
362
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:52,403
it could look good too.
363
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,273
[RUCKUS CHUCKLES]
364
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,342
A monkey in lipstick
and a wig.
365
00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:00,478
LUNA:
I found him.
366
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,279
He's in a park with another man.
367
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,081
WOMAN:
Ooh, see. What did I tell you?
368
00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:06,050
See? That's exactly why
I don't have a man.
369
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,752
Because all
these niggas is gay.
370
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,888
No. They're just
playing checkers.
371
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,989
Ooh. What, girl?
How his friend look?
372
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:13,458
Black women just crazy.
373
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,259
It's all that stuff
they do to their hair.
374
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:18,463
Straighteners and relaxers
and activators and tight braids.
375
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,332
Still look like a ape
with a pretty head of hair.
376
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,868
I don't think his friend
likes the sisters too much.
377
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,037
WOMAN: Ha! Heh. Oh- Oh!
Isn't that a surprise?
378
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,005
That's exactly why
I don't have a man now.
379
00:13:28,006 --> 00:13:28,940
Shh.
380
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,274
Well, I was really hoping
381
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,543
it would work out with this one.
382
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,111
[CRYING] Me too, baby.
383
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:36,047
Oh, well. At least I got that
crazy bitch out of my house.
384
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,448
[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]
385
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,617
WOMAN: Ooh, what happened, girl?
What did he say?
386
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:42,286
He told his friend I'm crazy.
387
00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:44,522
He said, "Luna was crazy. "
388
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,789
Mm...
389
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,024
You know what
you should do?
390
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:49,460
Kidnap and torture
his ass. How about that?
391
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,129
He going around
calling people crazy?
392
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,565
Oh, we gonna show that nigga
just who crazy.
393
00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,201
Granddad.
394
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,806
Granddad, you home?
395
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:05,009
Hey. Where's Granddad?
396
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,279
He's not here.
I'll call his cell.
397
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,581
His phone's dead.
398
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:15,386
[DRILL WHIRS]
399
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,387
[BOTH GRUNT]
400
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,022
Don't worry, boys.
401
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,790
I just want to have
a friendly chat
402
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,826
with your grandfather
about honesty.
403
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,628
HUEY:
No. Luna.
404
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,397
I told you we should have
shot that bitch.
405
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:29,100
? Oh, she's gone
She's gone?
406
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:32,236
? She's gone
Yes, she is?
407
00:14:32,237 --> 00:14:34,806
? She's gone-?
408
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,240
[GASPS, CHOKING]
409
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,143
[?]
410
00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:41,612
I'm tapping out.
411
00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:44,482
Uh- I'm- I'm tapping...
412
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,384
Shh.
413
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,186
Just go to sleep.
414
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,790
[CLICK]
415
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,727
[SCREAMS]
416
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,662
[CRYING]
Why did you lie to me, Robert?
417
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,897
You're just like the others.
418
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,898
Uh, what lie?
419
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,566
You know what lie.
420
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,169
Oh, you mean the Fidel Castro,
Jay-Z birthday party lie?
421
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,603
Look, everybody lies.
422
00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:07,939
I love it when people lie to me.
423
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,041
It means they care enough
to spare my feelings.
424
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,710
I heard you tell your friend
I was crazy.
425
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,077
Is that what you think?
426
00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:16,147
You think I'm crazy?
427
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,349
Is that why you wanted me
to leave?
428
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,717
Uh...
429
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,687
Do not lie to me!
430
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,521
[SCREAMS]
431
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:25,490
LUNA:
Hello?
432
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,657
WOMAN:
You got him, girl?
433
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,125
Yeah. I got him.
[WHIMPERING]
434
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:30,661
Now, remember, none of this
was your fault.
435
00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:32,996
This man took
your weekend from you.
436
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,731
Two days you'll
never get back.
437
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,367
You gotta kill him.
438
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,702
[?]
439
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,670
[SCREAMS]
440
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,071
[HUEY GRUNTS]
441
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,574
[GRUNTING]
442
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:45,743
It's Tom.
443
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:49,147
Right on time.
444
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,115
Tom. Tom.
Hey, Tom.
445
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,651
[HUMMING]
446
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,355
LUNA:
Either of you make a sound,
447
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,922
I will butt-rape
your grandfather
448
00:15:58,923 --> 00:15:59,958
with this broomstick.
449
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,392
GRANDDAD:
Boys, don't make any noise. Shh.
450
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:03,361
[DOORBELL RINGS]
451
00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:05,930
Oh, hi. Ha-ha.
452
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,865
You must be Robert's
weekend visitor, Luna.
453
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:11,035
I'm Tom. May I speak to
Robert or the boys, please?
454
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,937
They're not in. I'll
tell them you stopped by.
455
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,139
Can I, um, use the bathroom?
456
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,341
There something wrong
with your bathroom?
457
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,343
Um, this might seem strange,
458
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,711
but, uh, heh, do you think maybe.
459
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:22,213
I can come in
and inspect the house?
460
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,581
Inspect the house.
461
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,282
Oh, jeez.
462
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,852
Well, ha, this is awkward,
but, um, how do I do this? Okay.
463
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:31,188
Uh, it- It's just that I got an
e-mail from Huey this morning,
464
00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,057
and it reads:
[CLEARS THROAT]
465
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,826
"Dear Tom, my granddad kicked
a woman named Luna-"
466
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,127
That would be you, heh-heh.
467
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:39,797
"- out, and she may return
and murder the whole family.
468
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,866
"Please check on us
periodically this weekend.
469
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,367
"Best regards, Huey Freeman.
470
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:45,936
"PS: If she says we're not in,
please ask to search the house.
471
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,538
We may be locked
in our rooms. "
472
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,273
Oh, me and Robert
patched things up.
473
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,642
Yeah, I am so sure
that's true.
474
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,677
It's just that
he goes on to say:
475
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,612
"PPS: There's absolutely
no chance
476
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,614
my granddad patched things up
with this woman. "
477
00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,083
[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
478
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,118
I see.
479
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,786
And blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
480
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,254
"PPPS: Uh, be careful,
she's very danger-"
481
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:05,556
Whoa!
[LUNA SCREAMS]
482
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,692
[CHOKING]
483
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,660
[SCREAMS]
484
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:12,330
MASTER:
Flawless victory.
485
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,732
Luna, this has gone
far enough.
486
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,766
Leave Tom out of this.
487
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:18,502
But leave me out of this first.
Let me go.
488
00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:20,804
I was falling in love
with you, Robert.
489
00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:22,740
You're just like
all the others.
490
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,910
What others?
Who are these others?
491
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,878
HUEY:
And so she told them the very,
492
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:30,148
very, very sad story of Luna.
493
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,049
LUNA:
I was raised in a broken
494
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,050
and abusive household.
495
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,318
Bitch, this chicken is cold.
496
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,320
[SCREAMS]
497
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,622
When I turned 17,
I ran away to Hong Kong,
498
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:41,125
where I met Triad boss
Kenny Woo, my first love.
499
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,428
Bitch, this chicken is cold.
[SCREAMS]
500
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,697
After that, I had one terrible
relationship after another.
501
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,367
I suffered every kind of abuse
imaginable. Verbal.
502
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,001
I told you not to wash
503
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:53,237
my bloody ski mask
with detergent
504
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,606
because it irritates
my fucking eczema!
505
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,441
Spiritual.
Look at you.
506
00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:59,410
Nobody wants you but me.
507
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,212
You ain't shit without me.
508
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,547
You without me equals shit.
509
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:06,651
You understand that,
you ugly, fat bitch?
510
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,687
Now, let me borrow your car.
511
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,423
And there was that summer
I dated Jim Brown...
512
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,392
Okay. Okay,
we get it.
513
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,160
You had a lot of bad
relationships.
514
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,694
Maybe you should go
see a therapist.
515
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,296
This isn't my fault.
516
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,365
My friend Nicole says
it's men like you, Robert,
517
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,833
who lie and avoid commitment.
518
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:26,003
If I could just find a man
to love me.
519
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,705
[LONG, DIMINISHING SOBBING]
520
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,479
Damn it, Luna.
Stop being a victim.
521
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,980
I lied to get you
out of the house
522
00:18:36,981 --> 00:18:39,115
'cause I was afraid you'd
do something like this.
523
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:40,251
And look.
I was right.
524
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,018
Don't take your past out
on other people.
525
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:43,621
That's the first step
to a lonely life.
526
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,255
And what was it about you
527
00:18:45,256 --> 00:18:47,058
that made you keep dating
those kind of men?
528
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,194
And you can't kidnap people just
because they don't like you.
529
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,762
It's not a good look, Luna.
530
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,331
Oh, you're right.
531
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,833
I didn't even wanna
kidnap you.
532
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,803
I was listening to my stupid
girlfriend, Nicole.
533
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,338
Oh. I'm never gonna
get married.
534
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:05,543
I might as well just
blow myself up right now.
535
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,644
BOTH:
No!
536
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,312
Wait. Luna,
537
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,513
you have another choice.
538
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,015
You a beautiful,
talented woman.
539
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,382
And once you let go
of the past,
540
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:14,018
you'll be able to have
any man you want.
541
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,519
I don't know.
542
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,156
Are you sure I shouldn't
just blow myself up?
543
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,623
BOTH:
No!
544
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,325
Luna, it's like the great
Tae Bo master.
545
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,361
Billy Blanks always says:
"Take control of your life.
546
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,996
Take responsibility. "
547
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,498
Put the grenade away
and go home.
548
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,700
[WHIMPERING] You're right.
549
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,870
I should take responsibility.
550
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,306
[BOTH SCREAM]
551
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,041
[?]
552
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:39,177
NICOLE:
You got him, girl?
553
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,711
No. Everything's okay,
Nicole.
554
00:19:41,712 --> 00:19:43,613
He told me I should take
responsibility
555
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:45,316
and let go of the past.
556
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,851
So you do all of that,
557
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:49,220
he gonna marry you then?
558
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,054
Hm. You know what?
559
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,857
He didn't say.
560
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,359
Ooh, Luna. That means no.
561
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,828
Oh, my God, girl.
I am so sorry.
562
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,430
You told this man
your life story,
563
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,098
and he just ditched you
like that?
564
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,633
If a man said that to me,
oh, my God,
565
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,035
I don't think I could
handle it.
566
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,469
I would just freaking die.
567
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,338
HUEY: And that was the day Ms.
Luna decided
568
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,473
to take responsibility
for her own actions.
569
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,242
She still there?
Why ain't she leaving?
570
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,009
Maybe she's still talking
to her friend.
571
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,112
Well, I hope her friend
isn't giving her more bad...
572
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,481
[EXPLOSION]
ALL: Whoa!
573
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,950
HUEY:
Um, okay. Then that was the day
574
00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:21,452
Ms. Luna let her girlfriend
575
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,853
talk her into
blowing herself up
576
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,321
instead of taking
responsibility
577
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:25,356
for her own actions.
578
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,423
This weekend sucked.
579
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:27,991
And it was all
your fault, Granddad.
580
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,260
Wasn't my fault.
581
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,761
It was that crazy-ass
Luna's fault
582
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,162
for not taking
responsibility.
583
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:34,565
God rest her poor soul.
584
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,400
NICOLE:
Hello? Hello?
585
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,534
What was that noise?
586
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:39,303
Anyway, like I said, girl,
587
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,538
if a man ever said that to me,
I'll kill myself.
588
00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:43,641
I mean, you're a stronger
woman than me. Hello?
589
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,909
Hello? A life without a man
to take care of your ass
590
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,245
ain't worth living.
So go back in there, girl,
591
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,748
and torture him
until he proposes.
592
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,782
That's what you need to do.
593
00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:55,587
[?]
594
00:20:55,637 --> 00:21:00,187
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