All language subtitles for S01E12_Buffalo Bill and Annie Oakley

(INDIANS SHOUTING)

Buffalo Bill, you are truly
the king of showmen.

This Wild West Show is a fake.

Who are you?

The name's Oakley,
but you can call me Annie.

Let me go!

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

We must get that boy.

BOGG... We travel through time
to help history along,

give it a push
where it's needed.

Bogg!

BOGG... When the Omni's red,
it means history's wrong.

Our job's to get
everything back on track.

(OMNI DINGS)

Green light, kid! We did it!

JEFFREY: These landings start
to get to you after a while.

BOGG: Hard landings are
an occupational hazard.

We had a saying
in voyager school,

"It's not where you land,
but how you land that counts."

SOLDIER: Take cover!
You're going to get
yourselves killed!

Is that guy
talking to us?

Hurry! They're...
It's a tank, kid.

You're Americans?
Sort of.

What's the year?

SOLDIER: Well, you nearly got
yourselves killed out there.

(BEEPING)

1917.

You're British?

Yes, but very far away
from home.

I'm afraid I shall
never see England again.

I wouldn't be too sure
about that.

The English are gonna win
this war against Germany.

Yeah, well, not with
half our bloody army fighting
a revolution here in Russia.

This is Russia?

(BEEPING)

Yeah, 1917.
And we got a red light.

This is all messed up.

You don't have
to tell me that.

We're outnumbered on
all fronts
and winter's closing in.

The supply lines are cut off
so I can't offer you
any food to eat.

I haven't had anything
to eat for three days.

I got some
beef jerky here.

It's not much
but it might hold you
until your supplies get here.

Oh.

(EXPLOSION)

Is England supposed
to be fighting in
the Russian Revolution?

I think England sent
some troops to Russia,
but not till 1918.

Not until the war was over.

If we wait,
the revolutionaries would
surely depose the czar.

It would be bad enough
if it were only
Alexandra's life at stake.

Who's she?

That's the Czar Nicholas'
wife and Queen Victoria's
granddaughter.

If only Queen Victoria
hadn't allowed

her other granddaughter
to marry that Russian.

What Russian?

Well, the Queen betrothed
Princess Victoria to
Duke Michael of Russia.

And he's the one
who got England involved
in the Russian Revolution?

That's right.

And with the lives of two
English princesses at stake,
we're only bound to fight.

(GRUNTS)

We got to stop
those marriages.

No, just one of them.
Alexandra's supposed
to marry Czar Nicholas.

Then it's Princess Victoria
and her duke who won't be
hearing wedding bells.

SOLDIER: Blimey!

(EXCLAIMING)

(PLUMMETING)

BOGG: You okay?

Yeah.

(INDIANS SHOUTING)

But Omni's not.

We're back in America.
It must be the 1850s.

(BEEPING)
Uh-uh.

BOGG: 1887.
You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Well, it's definitely
the Wild West.

(INDIANS SHOUTING)

(BEEPING)

England.

No way.
Well, look for yourself.

England, 1887,
and we got a red light.

Bogg, it's a runaway.

BOGG: Stay put, kid.

(INDIANS SHOUTING)

Help!

Help me.

Grab on, sonny.

CONSTANTINE:
Daring woman.

DUKE: Don't be ridiculous,
Constantine.

It's all a fake.

Whoa, whoa, easy.

Thanks, what is all this?
And who are you?

The name's Oakley,
but you can call me Annie.

Get off of my stage!

You okay?

Yeah, thanks
to Annie Oakley.

BOGG: Hey, kid,
I don't think they had
castles in the Wild West.

And I don't think
they had cowboys
and Indians in England either.

What's going on here, Bill?

He ruined everything.

Some recovery, huh?

Buffalo Bill?

Sure. Buffalo Bill Hickok.
Pleasure to meet you.

The name's Cody.
Buffalo Bill Cody.

Cody?

He's thinking of
Wild Bill Hickok.

Yeah.
Wild Bill, Buffalo Bill,
natural mistake.

Buffalo Bill Cody
rode for the Pony Express
and was an Army scout.

That's right, son,
and helped settle
the entire American Frontier.

But he can't manage
his own Wild West Show.

Next time there's
a change in the act,
let me know.

I didn't change anything.
I don't know who they are.

They just dropped
out of nowhere.

QUEEN: Will someone please
let us out of this carriage?

Oh, no, the Queen.

BOGG: They didn't have
queens in the Wild West,
did they?

No, but Buffalo Bill's
Wild West show did
tour all over Europe.

And if this is
England, 1887...

Here, let me help you down.
Watch your step,
Your Highness.

Oh, it was wonderful.

Simply wonderful.

That's Queen Victoria.

BOGG: Now, all we have to do
is find the princess.

Princess Victoria,
let me help you.

BOGG: Bingo.

Mr. Cody, my granddaughter
and I enjoyed ourselves
immensely,

didn't we, Victoria?

Oh, yes, it was
all very exciting.

Now please introduce us
to those wonderful
performers of yours.

Weren't they wonderful,
Your Majesty?

(WHISPERING)
Give me names.

Phineas Bogg,
Jeffrey Jones.

Bogg and Jones.
My two latest discoveries.

Brought here at great
expense from the prairies
of the great American West.

Especially for
the Queen's golden jubilee.

Buffalo Bill, you are truly
the king of showmen.

DUKE:
Buffalo Bill is a fraud.

Mr. Cody and his accomplices
make a mockery
of the Queen's Jubilee.

Why, Duke Michael,
how do they mock
our Jubilee?

That's the Russian duke,
we have to stop him from
marrying the princess.

That's trouble. Bet on it.

This Wild West Show is a fake.

Our show is 100�% authentic.

It's a tribute to the brave
men and women who risked

their lives to tame
the American West.

DUKE: And I suppose
this arrow is authentic.

It's a re-enactment of those
courageous men's deeds.

No one can deny the courage
in which these deeds were
portrayed.

Yes, Duke. Why his
performances were
full of dangerous feats.

And it was thrilling

when Mr. Bogg jumped
on the carriage and
brought it to a stop.

Your Mr. Bogg is
nothing more than a prop.

Here is the man
who steered your
coach to safety.

I believe it's called
a hidden driver.

Look, mister, jumping onto
a moving wagon is dangerous.

That's right.

In fact, Annie's supposed
to do it in the show

and it's
a difficult stunt.

Too difficult for
a woman, it seems.

Nothing's too tough
for Annie.

She can ride as good
as any man I've ever met.

And nobody can touch
her shooting.

If Miss Oakley is
such a good shot,

perhaps she would like
to engage in a shooting match?

Testing your skills
against mine?

At targets, of course.

You got it.

Tomorrow, at 12:00.

I'll be there.

Oh, this is delightful.

Now, we'll have
another exhibition,

and then I shall announce
my granddaughter's
betrothal to the Duke.

It will be a grand day,
won't it, dear?

(CHURCH BELLS RINGING)
Yes, Grandmother.

JEFFREY:
Not if we can help it.

And, oh, yes,
it's time for tea.

Mr. Cody, you and your
magnificent troupe will
join us.

Your Majesty,
we would be honored.

I think that would be
a lapse of decorum.

Good. Lately, I've been
up to my corset in decorum.

Wow,
you clobbered him.

Sorry, Duke.

DUKE:
It's perfectly all right.
I'll get my revenge tomorrow.

What are these?
Crumpets.
Do you like them?

Yeah.

You make them yourself?
No.

I never learned
how to cook.

For the last 50 years,
I've been busy
ruling the empire.

Yeah, I guess
working women like us
got to give up something.

Imagine me, sipping tea
with the Queen and
a gentleman like the Duke.

Yes, well,

it's an experience
I'm sure they won't
soon forget either.

Mr. Cody, may I trust
you with a confidence?

Why, sure.

The Duke must win
that match tomorrow.

Well, nobody likes to lose.

If the Duke loses,
so does Russia.

Now, how do you
figure that?

Mr. Cody, the Duke must
appear manly, noble,

an appropriate
Russian consort
for the English Princess.

As a man of the world,
surely you can understand
the damage

to the Duke's reputation
if he were to be beaten by
a young girl like Miss Oakley.

Annie's a very good shot.

She even beat me,

once or twice.

(EXCLAIMS)

But the fates of nations
do not rest on your victory.

International alliances are
not destroyed by your defeat.

Yeah.

Well, I'll be rooting
for the Duke all the way.

I'm afraid that
won't be enough.

We would like you to make sure
Miss Oakley loses the match.

But I must marry the Duke.

You can't just
rush into a thing
like marriage.

This union has
been arranged for
quite some time.

But you could do
a lot better than him.

Yes, Mr. Bogg.
There are other men
I might prefer.

Oh, what does it
matter who I marry?

It's only my unhappiness
at stake.

It matters, all right.

You'd be surprised how many
other peoples' happiness
depends on the man you choose.

Would it really
matter to you
who I marry?

Sure, I would. I mean,
I want you to marry
the right man. I mean...

Oh, Phineas,
what a wonderful day.

And riding in that
stage today,
oh, it was quite a thrill.

But tomorrow,
my life continues in
its tidy little course.

When the Queen announces
my betrothal to the Duke.

Do you love him?

No, but love's not the reason
I'm marrying the Duke.

Well, why then?

Grandmother feels that
alliance with Russia
will strengthen England.

And my marriage to the Duke
will make that alliance.

Well, can't you
just say no?

A woman ought to have
the right to choose
her own husband.

A princess has
many privileges,
but few freedoms.

As hard as I may wish it,
I'm not like Annie.

I'm not an ordinary woman.

BOGG: Well, one thing is
for sure, the Princess does
not want to marry him.

JEFFREY: She may not have to.

The aide said the betrothal
might not come off unless
the Duke wins the match.

That's not much
to hang our hats on.

Right.

Buffalo Bill did ask
Annie to throw it.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Something about the Duke
being humiliated in front of
the Queen if Annie wins.

What's so humiliating about
losing to Annie? Everybody
knows what a good shot she is.

In 1887, women weren't
supposed to beat men
at anything.

So Annie beats the Duke,
and the Queen gives back
the Princess' hand.

Unless Buffalo Bill
talks her out of winning.

That's all we got.

So we better
make sure Annie's ready
for that match.

BILL: Look, missy,
I'm not asking you again!

ANNIE: Good, 'cause I'm not
gonna lose on purpose,

no matter how many times
you ask me!

You'll do what I say.

And after I lose,

I suppose you want me
to act like that
silly little Princess

and swoon into
the Duke's arms?

Well, I won't do it.

You'll do what's
good for this show.

Buffalo Bill, right now
I'm ashamed to even be
part of your rotten show!

Think she'll give in?

Not if we can talk
her into hanging tough.

So he says.

The Duke's got
his pride and reputation
to worry about.

Well, what about my pride?
What about my reputation?

I'll bet I've worked harder
being a sharpshooter than he
ever worked at being a duke.

All he had
to do was get born.

He thinks he's always
supposed to win just
because he's a duke.

And Bill thinks
he ought to win just
because he's a man.

It's not fair.

You bet it isn't.

But when you're a woman
living in a man's world,

you learn real fast
that fair's got nothing
to do with it.

You learn you got to be twice
as good as a man just to be
considered equal.

You learn never to make
a mistake, never to lose
your temper,

never to let down your guard.

Because somehow that
one moment of just being
human is gonna

be used against you
as a woman.

(SIGHS)

No, it's been too hard
a climb up to buckle under
for some lousy duke now.

Gentlemen, if you will
excuse us.

We'd like a word alone
with Miss Oakley.

Whatever you've got to say,
you say it in front of them.

Please, Mr. Bogg.

You heard the lady,
we're not going.

Let me go!

(ANNIE SCREAMING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

Bogg.

We must get that boy.

Bogg, wake up.
Where's the Omni?

Bogg, wake up. The gun
powder's gonna go.

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Got it. Please, Omni,
get us out of here.

(PLUMMETING)

(GRUNTS)

Bogg? Are you okay?

Yeah. We got to go
back and help Annie.

We got a red light here.

(BEEPING)

Africa, 40 miles south
of the equator, 1913?

Those Russian guys were
sure big and gnarly.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Looks like we jumped
out of the frying pan right
into the fire.

(DRUMS BEATING)

Chief Nogonde is no better.

The worm burrows here.

The white missionary
has failed.

His medicine has failed!
He cannot cure,
he cannot heal!

Massandi speaks the truth.

Your Chief Nogonde
is very sick.

But there is still hope
he can be saved.

All your magic has
done nothing.

A witch doctor cannot
cure without his charms.

I cannot help your chief
until my medicines arrive.

We have waited and
Chief Nogonde grows weaker.

My men will be here.

You will stay
until they do.

Dr. Schweitzer,
as Chief Nogonde lives
or dies,

so shall you.

Uh-oh.
You know what's wrong?

Are these your men?

SCHWEITZER: No.
But their skin is white.

Is every man with black
skin part of your tribe?

You are not his friends?

No, but we're not
his enemies either.

In fact,
we're nobody's enemies.

What are you doing here?

If you know anything,
now's the time to speak up.

Dr. Schweitzer?

Yes. Did the hospital
send the medicine with you?

No.

If they are not from the
hospital, they must be
slavers from the timber camp.

We're not slavers!

Keep them apart
from our people.

Their poison has spread
far enough amongst us.

Do not take your eyes off
the white man until I return.

JEFFREY: We're not going
anywhere.

BOGG: You got it.

Who are you two?
You're really not slavers?

No way!

These guys aren't
real friendly, are they?

They have good reason
to be wary.

White men from
the timber company have been
terrorizing the villages.

No offense, Doc, but you're
not the most popular guy
around here either.

Bogg, this is
Dr. Schweitzer.

Schweitzer, right.

Albert Schweitzer. Winner of
the Nobel Prize for Peace.

He dedicated his whole life
to helping the people
of Africa.

You must have
the wrong person.

I've only been here a short
while, hardly long enough
to help anyone.

Now it seems I may not
get the chance.

Don't worry, Doc,
we'll get you out of here.

No!
What, you don't want
to be rescued?

No, I don't want to seem
ungrateful but I must stay.

Why?

Because, if I am to help
these people with medicine,

I must have the confidence
of all the tribes.

If Nogonde,
their leader, dies,

the drums will spread
the word all up and down
the Ogowe River

that medicine has no power.

Then all these people will be
left with is the witch doctor
and his charms.

But your medicine
does work.
Of course.

Nogonde has
amoebic dysentery.

I could cure him with emetine
if I had the drug here.

But our canoe was capsized
by hippopotamus on the way
up river.

I lost all the supplies
I had on hand.

Is there a hospital nearby?

I sent one of my men back
to the hospital in Lambar�n�
for more of the drug,

but he hasn't returned yet.

Then maybe he's lost.

Yeah, there's lots of
wild animals out there.

No, Joseph was born here.

He taught me all I know
about the jungle.

He will come back
with the medicine.

If he doesn't and the Chief
dies, you're gonna be
in big trouble.

I have faith in Joseph
and in God.

Maybe I can give him
a little help.

Joseph, I mean.

What are you
going to do?

Find Joseph.

Bogg, that's a big
jungle out there.

Do you know what trail
he would have taken?

I think so.

Can you give
me a map?
Yes.

But even if you did
escape, these warriors
are excellent trackers.

Well, somebody's
got to try it.

Forget it, Bogg.
Look at these guys.

You'd never even
get out of the village.

They never take
their eyes off us.

Unless, we could give them
something else to look at.

Like what?

Like magic.

They don't call me
The Amazing Jeffrey
for nothing.

Do you want to
see it again?

Yeah, do it again.

Watch.

Very impressive.

Not bad. You learned
that in a school play?

Got lots of them.
Are they watching yet?

They're beginning
to get interested.

How do you do it?

A magician never
reveals his secrets.

BOGG: I think they're
beginning to bite.

All right,
show us another one.

One by the fire.

Now, watch my hand.

JEFFREY:
Are they watching?

SCHWEITZER:
Yes, keep going.

Is Bogg gone yet?

He's going, but let's give him
some more time.

Do it again.
Okay.

Watch very closely.

Open your hand.

Open your hand.

Your magic is as false
as your medicine.

The other one, he's gone!

We've got to get him back
before he gets to the other
slavers. After him.

After him!

He'll be back,
he'll bring the medicine
to save your chief.

He will bring more
white men with guns.

No.

Why should we believe you
after you've tricked us?

The white man has betrayed
us again. Take them!

No, don't hurt the boy.

He is no threat to you.

Remember, Dr. Schweitzer,

your life now hangs
by the same thread
as Chief Nogonde.

(HISSING)

BOGG: Sorry, I can't hang on.

Do you think Bogg has
a chance out there?

I hope so,
for Nogonde's sake.

He's a good, strong leader.

Maybe he can talk to Massandi,
make him understand.

Unfortunately, Massandi
is right, in his own way.

For every illness
I can cure,

contact with the white man
brings a new disease.

The timber industry has caused
terrible famine, terrible.

We do have
much to answer for.

We can't just sit here.

Isn't there some other kind
of treatment you can try?

I'm afraid not.

We got to do something.

Yes.

We must do the hardest thing
a young man has ever been
asked to do.

Wait.

(DRUMS BEATING)

RAPP: Hear those drums?
Somebody's in big trouble.

You stay low, while
I check the waterhole.

We might be able
to pick up another
half a dozen volunteers

before we head back.

Hurry up. I'll keep
an eye on this bunch.

Sit down, boy.

I told you
my name is Joseph.

I said sit!

Now, that's much better.

You know,
can't figure it.

What tribe dresses
its warriors like that?

I am not a warrior.

I work for Dr. Schweitzer,
and I need to...

You need to get
some medicine to him.

I know, you told me.

And that's all I want
to hear about it.

You're not
Schweitzer's boy, anymore.

You're a timber worker now.

You're gonna get up early
and work hard for your food,

like the rest of your friends.

You know, I don't see how
he can work for Schweitzer
and you at the same time.

What the...
Back off!

What are you doing?
You're one of us.

I may be white, but I'm
definitely not one of you.

You got the medicine?

Yes, but the drums say
the doctor will die
with the chief.

Nobody's gonna die
if we get it there on time.

Untie them.

(WHIPS)

Untie them!

Okay, okay.

(DRUMS BEATING)

There they go again.

What are they saying?

They're saying that
Chief Nogonde
is very near death.

And the white doctor is going
to share his fate.

We could have had
an equal share.

You know, the kind of money
you just let get away.

Yeah, the kind that makes
your hands dirty.

Come on, we got to get that
medicine back to the village.

He came up at me
from behind.

Hegson,
where are the others?

He let them go.

Well, then he'll just have
to help us find them again.

Won't you?

Does it have to be
the four I freed
or would any four do?

As long as they're
strong and healthy,
any four'll do.

(LAUGHS) Good.

Well, how about
the four right behind you?

How stupid do you
think I am?

You're pretty stupid,
if you don't drop
that rifle.

What's wrong with you?

I always wanted to do that.

They don't appreciate
all the sacrifices you're
making for them.

You could be back
in your own house right now.

Instead of sitting here
and waiting if you're
going to live or die.

Sacrifice, huh?
I do miss Germany.

But Africa has become
my heart's home.

For it is here I have
learnt the true meaning of,
"Ehrfurcht vor dem Leben."

What does that mean?

Reverence for life.

You mean like,
not killing
unless you have to?

The idea loses much
in the translation.

No, it means having respect
for life, all life.

No matter how small
or how different that life
might be from our own.

It demands each of us
give up a small part
of our lives for others.

Do you understand?

Huh?

Yeah. I think so.

(SIGHS)

Chief Nogonde has dropped
into the dreamless sleep.

He's dead?

No, it means he's in a coma
and quite close to death.

Dr. Schweitzer,
you must die now.

Why?

The spirits demand a soul.

Perhaps they will be content
with a soul other than
Chief Nogonde's.

That's not fair!

You're just
a lousy witch doctor.

You don't know anything
about respect for life.

BOGG: Dr. Schweitzer, Jeff,
we got the medicine.

Bogg!

Doctor, are we in time?

You may try.

What about the boy
and Mr. Bogg?

Release all the white men.

But beware, it will be
unwise to test my mercy
a second time.

I hope the Chief lives.

(DINGS)

He does.
Green light.

Green light.

(SIGHS)

Well, you saved the Chief
and Dr. Schweitzer.

Yeah, he's quite a guy.

Yeah. He told me
all about this idea of his,

reverence for life.

Oh, yeah?
Ehrfurcht vor dem Leben?

Yeah.

Come on, we got to
rescue Annie from
those Russian bears.

But we don't even know
where they took her.

They haven't had time
to take her to Russia,

so I figure they got
her someplace right
here in England.

Bogg, England's
a big place.

Yeah, so we better
start searching.

As soon as I rustle up
a couple of horses,
we're on our way.

Go on, quit the show!

She didn't quit,
Buffalo Bill.

I'm afraid she did, son.

Quit and tried to burn the
whole Wild West Show down
besides.

You know, it wasn't very nice
of you to ask her to lose,

just so that Duke and his
friends would keep coming
back to your show.

Son, you've got to
understand something.

My Wild West Show has
made me a very rich man.

Kings and Queens
ask me to tea.

The most beautiful women
in Europe
let me kiss their hand.

When I was scouting Indians
for the Army,

well, I was so poor and dusty,
no woman would come near me.

Even the officers.

Didn't think
I was good enough
to eat in their tent.

I don't ever want to have to
live that way again.

Well, now you're
rich and famous.

You've got everything
you ever wanted.

Yeah.

But I did lose one thing
somewhere along the way.

What's that?

My honor and the respect
for other peoples' honor.

None of this would have
happened if I had the guts

to tell the Russians
no in the first place.

Annie didn't start that fire.

It was started accidentally

when the Duke's aide
and his guys kidnapped her.

They kidnapped Annie?

But I told the Russians
they could talk to her.

Why those dirty...

We've got to get
Annie back!

Come on!

What are you doing
with Benedict Arnold?

Buffalo Bill's gonna
help us rescue Annie.

Please, Mr. Bogg,
let me go with you.

To redeem my honor.

Never mind,
we've got to hurry.

It's almost 12:00,
and we don't even know
where to start looking.

BILL: Yes, we do.

You know where
they took Annie?
I got a pretty good hunch.

Where?

The Duke and his pals are
staying at a big spread
outside of town.

That royal skunk invited me
to dinner last night

so he can console me
about losing Annie.

Come on!

Whoa, kid, you're
not coming with us.
Why?

'Cause you're gonna be
at the castle.

Try and stall the match
till we get there.

How am I supposed to do that?

(SIGHS)

Don't worry, you'll
think of something.

ANNIE: You can dress up
and talk fancy,

but you're nothing
but a lousy outlaw.

It's bad enough
you taking me,

but leaving that little
boy and Mr. Bogg to
get blown up like that...

In fact, I'm not gonna sit
still for this another second.

BILL:
The barn's just up ahead.

That's the Duke's carriage.

Quick, behind the trees.

The Duke awaits me.
I must be on my way
to the castle.

Don't look now.

In back of me up the road,
there are two men on
horseback.

They must not reach
Miss Oakley.

Dispose of them as
you would any enemy
of mother Russia.

ANNIE: What?
I won't eat it.

Torturing folks,
trying to make me eat
raw fish eggs.

(SPUTTERS)

Well, it won't work with me.

I'm not gonna lose that match
no matter what awful stuff you
try and feed me.

Impressed, ain't you?

DUKE: My opponent still
has not arrived.

Buffalo Bill and Miss Oakley
still have a few minutes
before the match begins.

He'll be here.

I mean, Buffalo Bill wouldn't
dare ignore a royal request.

You can't fool me,
my little Princess.

You're just hoping Mr. Cody
will bring back your friend.

Well, he was very brave
and dashing.
And handsome.

Broad shouldered,
strong, lean of limb.

Grandmother!
I'm old darling,

not dead.

Your Majesty, it's nearly
12:00 and Miss Oakley is
quite obviously not coming.

Nearly 12:00 is correct.

What makes you so sure
Miss Oakley will not be here?

Well, I'm only anxious
to proceed with the rest
of the afternoon's agenda.

The sooner you declare
this match forfeit,

the sooner we might
get on to other

happier affairs.

I mean, after all,
Your Majesty,
the rules dictate.

Duke Michael,
I dictate the rules.

We will wait
a few more minutes.

(SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

(MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

The horses are outside.
You get to the castle.

BOGG: Go, Annie. Go back
to the castle. Hurry up, go!

Go on.

Let's go.

Get going,
I'm right behind you.

I got to see the Queen,
it's an emergency.

Please, you got to
let me in,
it's real important.

You see, Annie Oakley doesn't
have the courage to face me
in this match.

JEFFREY: She'll be here!

Jeffrey?

Please, Your Majesty.
Let the boy go.

Is Miss Oakley with you?

No, but she's on
her way right now.

What detained her?

Maybe you should ask
the Duke and his friend.

This boy is insolent.

They kidnapped her.

Why would the Duke
do such a thing?

The boy is obviously lying.

I'm not lying.

Then perhaps this is
a story that you made up.

No, please, Your Majesty,
you have to believe me.

I must believe the Duke.

JEFFREY: Why?

A boy who tells
a story can be forgiven,

a man who kidnaps
a woman,
cannot be forgiven.

Your Majesty,
it is now 12:00.

And since the Duke
has no opponent,

the Queen has no choice
but to declare a forfeit.

Jeffrey, I must respect
the rules of the match.

It was to begin
at 12:00 sharp.

(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING)

Okay, then let it begin.

Let the Duke take
his turn first.

DUKE'S AIDE:
This is ridiculous.

We should simply proceed
with the betrothal.

I think Jeffrey's idea
is splendid, Grandmother.

Duke Michael, please,
take your turn.

And if, when you are done,
Miss Oakley still has
not arrived,

then I shall be most happy
to declare the forfeit.

(COCKING)

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

I'm afraid Miss Oakley
is not going to
get here in time.

Please, Your Majesty,

if you'll just wait
a few more minutes,
I know she'll be here.

But we have to get
on with the betrothal.

I'm very sorry, my darling,
I can't put it off any longer.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

But I don't love him,
Grandmother.

Close your eyes
and think of England.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

DUKE'S AIDE:
Just take your time.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

Your Majesty.

Yes, yes. We must
get on with it.

Due to Miss Oakley's
failure to appear,

I declare this match...

(ANNIE SCREAMS)

You did it.

BOGG: No, I didn't, kid.
Annie Oakley did.

Your Majesty,
the match is over.

It's time for you to announce
the Princess' engagement to
the Duke.

You two no good cowards!

Buffalo Bill, what's
the meaning of this?

These two good for nothings
tried to get me to order
Annie to lose this match.

That's a lie.

I wish it were.

But I'm ashamed to
say I did ask her,

and when she turned
me down,

these two fine gentlemen
kidnapped her.

Jeffrey, can you forgive me
for having doubted your word?

Sure, Your Majesty.

You are more generous with me,
than I shall be with the Duke.

Your Majesty,
I know nothing about this.
My aide acted on his own.

You are responsible
for any act committed
in your name.

I cannot go home
without the Princess.

We must not lose sight
of the alliances this
marriage would provide.

Our country cannot be made
any stronger,

by an alliance with men
who are so weak!

(DINGS)

Green light!

Guess the wedding's off.

Yeah, think maybe now
I have a chance
with the Princess?

No way.

It just might be
one of the great
love stories of all time.

Oh, yeah,
the Princess and the pauper.

JEFFREY... If you wanna
learn more about
Buffalo Bill and Annie Oakley,

Queen Victoria
or Dr. Schweitzer,

take a voyage
down to your public library.

It's all in books!

Done by (c) dCd / January 2008