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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:03,060 I want you to pick up the second cormorant for me. 2 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,897 I think you're trouble. I also think you're crooked. 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,442 A minimum bid has been set at $5,000. 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:10,567 $10,000. 5 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:11,632 $11,000. 6 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,372 Sold to the gentleman. 7 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:18,507 Now, I can hit your bonding company and that will put you out of work. 8 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:20,452 Why did they break it? 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,044 They were trying to steal it. 10 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,953 You realize, of course, that's blackmail. 11 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,250 It's business. 12 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:30,390 (SCREAMING) 13 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,456 (PHONE RINGING) 14 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,635 ROCKFORD: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) This is Jim Rockford. 15 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,966 At the tone, leave your name and message. 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,097 I'll get back to you. 17 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,162 (BEEPS) 18 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:45,575 SALLY: Jim, Sally. Hey, I just found out you're an Aries. 19 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:49,704 Listen, if you have Virgo rising, give me a call. 20 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:55,871 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) ITA Flight 59 is now ready for boarding at Gate 24 21 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,640 for New York and Los Angeles. 22 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,246 Thank you, sir. Have a pleasant flight. 23 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,293 Sir? Barrows. 24 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:11,819 Flight 129 to Los Angeles, round trip. 25 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:16,326 Yes, Mr. Barrows. That will be £663, please, sir. 26 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,203 Thank you. 27 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,636 I'll carry this one. 28 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,043 I'm sorry, sir, I'm afraid it's too large. You'll have to check it. 29 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,281 (SIGHING) All right. 30 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,647 Boarding at Gate 6, sir. Have a pleasant flight. 31 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,591 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) Your attention please... 32 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,529 Overseas operator? 33 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:51,036 I want to place a person-to-person call to a Mr. Thomas Caine 34 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,402 in Los Angeles, California. 35 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,839 That's right. The number is 36 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,613 555-6757. 37 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,206 Yes, thank you. 38 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:06,941 (PHONE RINGING) 39 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,078 Hello. 40 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:10,012 Yes, operator. 41 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,616 Yes, this is Thomas Caine. Who's calling? 42 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,525 Barrows. This is Barrows. 43 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:16,754 Is it on its way? 44 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,425 It is. 45 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:22,033 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) Mr. James O'Brien... 46 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,466 But I'm... 47 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,695 Mr. O'Brien. 48 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:28,764 Hello? 49 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:30,834 Hello? 50 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,010 (JET ENGINE WHIRRING) 51 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,241 (SCREAMING) 52 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,103 If you want a doctor, 53 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,543 tell me where you shipped the box. 54 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,543 Please. 55 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:42,742 Where? 56 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,978 Campbell Galleries, 57 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,988 Los Angeles. 58 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,527 (PHONE RINGING) 59 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,093 All right, I hear you. 60 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,035 Stop it! 61 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,705 Try your horn! 62 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,274 ROCKFORD: Hello. 63 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,684 Mr. Rockford, please. 64 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,147 What do you want? 65 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,651 Well, we can start with a touch of civility. 66 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,688 Civility is out of the question. 67 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:31,820 My name is Thomas Caine. 68 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:35,492 You were recommended to me by a business associate, Howard Coleman. 69 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:40,236 How... Howard Coleman never paid the final invoice I sent him. 70 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,972 I want to hire you, Mr. Rockford, 71 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,169 if you can get here within an hour or so. 72 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:46,908 You'll be finished by 11:00. 73 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:52,681 I have a $200-a-day minimum. Since you were recommended by Mr. Coleman, 74 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,650 I'll need half of it in advance. 75 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,344 Well, that's acceptable. 76 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:59,084 I'm at the Delman Motel on Santa Monica. 77 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,991 Come directly to Suite 12. 78 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:05,522 And as inconspicuously as possible. 79 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:44,792 (DOORBELL RINGING) 80 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,066 Wait a minute, Paolo. 81 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,037 Is that you, Rockford? 82 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,133 ROCKFORD: Yeah. Mr. Caine? 83 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,043 Come in. I'm on an overseas call. 84 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,349 Now, give it to me again, Paolo. 85 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,582 Well, did the curator from Venice fly down and look at it or what? 86 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,855 No, no, no! Wait for him. 87 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,490 Don't buy it until he looks at it. 88 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:11,894 It's cheap insurance. 89 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,464 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 90 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,594 Kiss Gabriella and the kids. 91 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,868 Ciao. Sit down. 92 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,003 It's 85 degrees in Florence. 93 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,770 Doesn't often get that hot in northern Italy this time of year. 94 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:31,115 I don't like Florence when it gets that hot. 95 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,375 Ah, but that's life. 96 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,981 Well, we had a hot April here last year. 97 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:41,286 I had a friend who said it got up to 85 degrees in the City of Industry, 98 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,625 but I don't believe him. I mean, it always just seems hotter 99 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:46,824 in those little towns next to the freeway. 100 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,564 I get the message. 101 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,604 You in the art business, huh? 102 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,567 Yes. 103 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,640 All right, Mr. Caine, what can I do for you? 104 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,012 Do you have a card? 105 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:09,446 Well, I keep meaning to reorder them, but, you know, I've been so busy 106 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,114 I just haven't had a chance. 107 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:15,627 Well, what I want you to do for me is to act as my purchasing agent. 108 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,821 It's a relatively simple assignment. 109 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,626 I don't think you'll have any trouble. 110 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,432 She's beautiful, isn't she? 111 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,135 Hmm? Yeah, yeah. 112 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,597 I bought her from a private collector 113 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,902 in Denver yesterday afternoon. 114 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:33,438 Christian Moreau did that in his African period. 115 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,973 There were 18 of those originally. 116 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,050 Some experts think that there were 24, 117 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:42,383 but he was only in his African period for 17 months 118 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,923 and I know how slowly he worked. 119 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:49,550 So 24 is out of the question. 18, maybe 19. 120 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,662 He was a funny man. 121 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,901 Sometimes he gave those away. 122 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,499 To his models. 123 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,638 He drank too much. It killed him. 124 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,972 That's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that. 125 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,375 You said you wanted a purchasing agent. 126 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,939 Mr. Caine, I don't do clerical work. 127 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,849 There's an auction at the Campbell Gallery on Melrose this morning. 128 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,722 Are you familiar with it? 129 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,120 Oh, no, no. 130 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,527 You're not an art lover? 131 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,331 Well, let's just say 132 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,966 that I've let my interests wander in other directions lately. 133 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,162 Too bad. 134 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:35,230 There is a cormorant, that's a sculpted bird, 135 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,700 that's being auctioned at the Campbell Gallery this morning. 136 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:41,712 Now, most people think that it is a duplicate 137 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,173 which was made for the Glovester collection, 138 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,810 and who knows? It may very well be a duplicate. 139 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,781 But I was in Madrid last week 140 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,085 and the curator of the Madrid Institute 141 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,987 thinks that it might be one of the three original Lambrini cormorants. 142 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:02,162 So I thought I would gamble 10 or 12,000 and buy it and check it out. 143 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:08,169 10 or 12,000 whats? Are we talking about pesos or francs or something? What? 144 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,005 American dollars. 145 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,701 Oh, okay. 146 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,737 But why me, Mr. Caine? Why not go yourself? 147 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,678 Yes. Well, I'm a fairly well-known art speculator. 148 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,957 If I were to turn up at the auction and start bidding on the damn thing, 149 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,652 the price would go through the roof simply because I was there. 150 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:32,262 I normally use Terry Fielder to buy for me in L.A., 151 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,362 but he's in Europe this month. 152 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,164 Do you know Terry? 153 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,729 No. 154 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:44,573 Well, I have written out a blank check to the Campbell Gallery. 155 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,808 Now, if the price should go over $12,000, you let it go. 156 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,516 I will pay you your $200 fee. 157 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:56,714 The whole thing should take about an hour and a half including driving time. 158 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,218 Are you interested? 159 00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,757 I don't know, Mr. Caine. 160 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,894 Well, it seems the risk is all mine. 161 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,556 Okay. I'll do it under two conditions. 162 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,427 You give me $100 in advance. 163 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:14,797 And? 164 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,105 And you tell me where I can find Howard Coleman. 165 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,469 He's in Prague. 166 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,771 Czechoslovakia? 167 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,384 I'm afraid you'll have to wait for your fee for a while. 168 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,621 Okay, Mr. Caine, I'll pick up your bird for you. 169 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:37,054 Fine. Oh, by the way, the address of the gallery is on the envelope. 170 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,130 I'll be waiting right here. 171 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:40,656 Ciao. 172 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,194 Adios. 173 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,905 The original three cormorants were sculpted in 1753 174 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,069 by the great Jacopo Lambrini. 175 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:57,877 In the early 1800s, the Lambrini estate in Verona burned 176 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,477 and the priceless originals were never found. 177 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:05,455 In 1812, Lambrini's grandson sculpted 178 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,048 the Lambrini duplicates. 179 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,687 In themselves great works. 180 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,457 A minimum bid has been set at $5,000. 181 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,233 Do I hear $5,500? 182 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,138 $6,000? 183 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,113 Do I hear $6,500? 184 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,344 $6,500. 185 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,746 Do I hear $7,000? 186 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,149 $7,500? 187 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,125 $8,000? 188 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,399 $8,500? 189 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,211 $9,000? 190 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,741 $9,000. 191 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,350 $9,500. 192 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,449 $10,000. 193 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,683 $11,000. 194 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,349 (ALL CHATTERING) 195 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:18,856 $11,000 once. $11,000 twice. 196 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,093 Sold to the gentleman. 197 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,703 Excuse me. 198 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:35,804 Oh, hi. 199 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:36,848 May I? 200 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,543 Oh, sure, sure. 201 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,181 It's a hen, I think. Of course, with cormorants it's hard to tell. 202 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,286 Beg your pardon? 203 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,453 Joke. That's a little joke. 204 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,788 Oh, of course. 205 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,198 It's just that I hadn't expected anyone else to bid so high. 206 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,202 I didn't bring a large enough check. 207 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,102 Are you with one of the local galleries? 208 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,366 Oh, my name is Jim Rockford. 209 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,639 I took Terry Fielder's job. He's in Europe. 210 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,144 Yes. Prague, I think. 211 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,582 I'm Evelyn Stoneman. 212 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,918 Terry got very interested in Gustav Kruger. 213 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,079 Personally, I think his earlier work was magnificent, 214 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,354 but lately he's been turning out absolute rubbish. 215 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,960 But I suppose if you're with Terry, you have a preference for Kruger, too. 216 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,356 Not necessarily, no. 217 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,665 What is your field of study, Mr. Rockford? 218 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,726 Oh, well... 219 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,601 I like Moreau. 220 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:39,701 Particularly, the things he did in the African period. 221 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:43,312 Oh, I see. Which theory do you support? 222 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,008 Well... 223 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:51,219 I think 18, 19 at the most. 224 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,883 I think 24 is just out of the question. 225 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,861 Well, you see, I know how slowly he worked 226 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,091 and I just don't think he could have ever done 24. 227 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,426 However, if he worked late 228 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,905 and, you know, worked like a little beaver, 229 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,034 he might have turned out 20, 21. 230 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:17,171 Who knows? He might even have done 24. Could I have my bird back, please? 231 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,784 I've written five papers supporting the 24 theory. 232 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,577 But, of course, you knew that. 233 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,051 Oh, of course, of course. 234 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,751 I was just fooling. 235 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:31,795 Mr. Rockford. Hmm? 236 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,661 I suppose you're a very entertaining gentleman 237 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,530 and I'm a little bit off my game. 238 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,094 You see, I was sent down here on an airplane from Canada 239 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,867 where I was buying paintings for the National Gallery. 240 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,574 Now, the curators from the gallery 241 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,544 were horrified to learn that one of the cormorants 242 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,673 was shipped out of England. They expected me to buy it. 243 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,249 I'm afraid they'll be quite put off with me. 244 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:57,177 Well, do you think this is one of the originals? 245 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,854 Oh, I don't have the foggiest, 246 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,155 but that is part of the Glovester collection 247 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,759 and the entire collection was promised to the National Gallery. 248 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,488 We want to preserve it intact. 249 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,794 Well, I'm sorry, but... 250 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,392 Oh, give me half an hour 251 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,200 and I'll cable London for additional funds. 252 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,934 I'll pay you $15,000. 253 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,568 Well, I can't. I'm acting for someone else. 254 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,112 Maybe he would consider it. Who is it? 255 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:26,678 Well, do you have a card? If he's interested, I'll have him call you. 256 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,711 Where are you staying? 257 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,312 At the Hilton. 258 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,375 Let's get out of here. 259 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,580 (MOANING) 260 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,777 Why? Why did they break it? 261 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,506 They were trying to steal it. 262 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,409 Well, you shouldn't have fought them. It's much better to let them have it 263 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,476 than to break it. 264 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,752 Look, honey, it is my business what I do or don't do. 265 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,084 Of course. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking. 266 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,594 Yeah, well, forget it. 267 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:21,155 Hey, look, I may need a statement from you 268 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,067 for my bonding company about this. 269 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,164 Bonding company? Why on earth would you have a bonding company? 270 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,104 Yeah, well, in a day or two, I may not. 271 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,505 Do you want us to call the police, sir? 272 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,804 ROCKFORD: No, no police. 273 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,641 They may be copies, but they're still irreplaceable. 274 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,071 I think you should inform the police. 275 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,412 "They?" 276 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,282 Yes, "they," the three of them. 277 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,654 You didn't know that? 278 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,314 Of course I knew that. 279 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,989 Who are you? You don't work for Terry. 280 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,561 All right, Miss Stoneman, you're right. I don't work for Terry. 281 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,901 I'll even go you one better. I don't even know Terry. 282 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,838 But anybody who'd go all the way to Prague 283 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,967 to look up a no-talent like Gustav Kruger 284 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,635 can't be worth working for. 285 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,838 Excuse me. 286 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,300 Well, Miss Stoneman, if this place wasn't so close to my gallery 287 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,926 and I didn't have something else on my mind, 288 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,800 you'd never have gotten away with tailing me. 289 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,203 Can I help you folks? 290 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,831 Oh, just visiting friends. 291 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,805 Oh, well, this suite is empty. 292 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,374 Mr. Caine has checked out? 293 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,007 Caine? Are you working for Thomas Caine? 294 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:22,042 Sir, I run this place. I can assure you this suite has been empty for several days. 295 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,447 Well, now, wait a minute. Let's start all over again. 296 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,356 This is Number 12. My name is Jim Rockford. 297 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,494 A man named Thomas Caine called me from here 298 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,920 and then I had a meeting in there 299 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,192 less than two hours ago. 300 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,826 There were sculptures and paintings all over the place. 301 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,836 The bed had been slept in. 302 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,462 Don't tell me he wasn't living here. 303 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,600 Mr. Rockford? 304 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,102 There have been no calls through our switchboard from this suite. 305 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,806 So if you and your friend were in there, 306 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,347 you're guilty of illegal entry. 307 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,373 Maybe this is a matter for the police. 308 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,449 Oh, he doesn't want to call the police, 309 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:55,910 do you? 310 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,578 No, no. 311 00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,450 Look, 312 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,321 could I look inside, please? 313 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,088 Come on, what's it gonna hurt, huh? 314 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,542 Well, everything appears to be in order. 315 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,640 Of course, if something turns up missing, 316 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,210 I have your name. 317 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,096 ROCKFORD: Well, you know something I don't know. 318 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:43,100 Well, Thomas Caine has been buying and selling objets d'art for years. 319 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:47,862 His dealings have been barely legal and usually totally unethical. 320 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,534 Misrepresentation, bogus signatures on paintings, 321 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,939 falsified certificates of authenticity. 322 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:59,811 Well, his check was good. They ran a credit check before they accepted it. 323 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,319 A man just doesn't lay out 11 grand and disappear 324 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,412 without picking up his merchandise. 325 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:06,823 Such as it is. 326 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,086 Right. 327 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,961 If you have any idea where I might purchase the other two cormorants, 328 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,258 will you call me? 329 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:17,658 Look, I'm tired, my client is missing... I'm just not interested. 330 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,532 Are you always this friendly? 331 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,868 Under the circumstances, I think I'm doing pretty well. 332 00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,541 You have my card. 333 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,224 I thought you were only interested in antiques. 334 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,722 Hey, Jimbo. How you doing? 335 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,562 Well, I'm not sure. 336 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:52,203 A little overdressed, wouldn't you say? 337 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,903 Take a look at this, will you? 338 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,304 What is this? 339 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,100 Or, was this? 340 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,503 It's one of the Lambrini cormorants. 341 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,810 You mean from the Glovester collection? 342 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,111 Yeah. A man named Caine 343 00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,776 had me buy that for 11 grand. 344 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,015 Thomas Caine? Hey, you know him? 345 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,146 I know of him. 346 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,418 Rumor is he's been in Prague the last couple of weeks. 347 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:16,086 Madrid. Terry Fielding is in Prague. 348 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:17,554 Uh-huh. 349 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,155 You want some coffee? 350 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,459 Yeah, black. 351 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,762 You know Caine? 352 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,299 A Miss Stoneman from the London gallery told me 353 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:27,861 that he was a crook. 354 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:32,170 Jimbo, the art world is full of kooks. 355 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,235 Evelyn Stoneman's fiercely dedicated. 356 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,304 Caine's a fast-buck artist. 357 00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,575 It's all in your point of view. 358 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,185 What happened to that thing anyway? 359 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,518 Oh, a couple of art lovers tried to take it away from me. 360 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,990 Things got rough. And now Caine has disappeared. 361 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:51,423 Oh, at least you're finally getting interested in the art world. 362 00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:52,861 I told you it was lively. 363 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,965 Caine asked me to buy this on the off-chance 364 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,025 that it wasn't a copy but the real thing. 365 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,031 That would be some find. 366 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,031 The copies are worth maybe $5,000 to $10,000 a piece. 367 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,508 The originals are priceless. 368 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,280 You think this might be an original? 369 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:12,911 No. I think the originals were lost in the early 1800s. 370 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:18,544 What about that spectro-dating process you were telling me about? 371 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,650 Want me to put your bird in the machine? 372 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,057 Yeah. While I look for Caine. 373 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,493 Okay. Okay. 374 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,763 Pretty, isn't it? 375 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:43,678 I hope you helped yourself to whatever's in the icebox. 376 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:48,414 I'm rather adept with passkeys, Mr. Rockford. 377 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:52,879 I was one of the few Americans assigned to British intelligence during the war. 378 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:54,950 (MIMICKING ENGLISH ACCENT) Good show, that. 379 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,685 Do you mind making yourself a little less at home? 380 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,767 I was outside the gallery when the two men attacked you. 381 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:07,970 I saw the bird get broken. 382 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,102 Oh, well, thanks for jumping in and lending a hand. 383 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:14,072 Oh, there wasn't much I could do. It all happened so fast. 384 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,646 And once the bird was broken, I seemed to lose all interest in the whole affair. 385 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:21,919 Then you saw Miss Stoneman. 386 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:27,614 Evelyn Stoneman is one of the art world's small curses. 387 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,026 She runs about from gallery to gallery 388 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:34,860 and she almost has enough money to pay for the things she's bidding for. 389 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,829 Unfortunately, she's always just about $1,000 short, 390 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:42,806 so all she manages to do is drive up the prices. 391 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,402 Yes. 392 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:52,975 She isn't too well thought of in the right circles. 393 00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:54,815 Neither are you. 394 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,344 All right. Neither am I. 395 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,413 I never claimed sainthood. 396 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,921 Where there's money, you'll find operators. 397 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:04,659 And I'm an operator, 398 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,694 but then so are you. 399 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,395 You just operate on a smaller scale. 400 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:13,897 (PHONE RINGING) 401 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:17,096 Yeah. 402 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,534 Overseas? No. 403 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,044 Yes, that's for me. 404 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,477 Cancel the call. 405 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,280 How many of those things did I buy? 406 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:27,644 I don't suppose it bothers you, 407 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,050 the loss of the cormorant, 408 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,055 but it bothers me a lot. So I made a few phone calls. 409 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,785 There's been another cormorant shipped into the country. 410 00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:38,854 You know, when Lloyd's of London insures items of this value 411 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,892 they rather like them to be shipped on separate airplanes. 412 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,827 I want you to pick up the second cormorant for me. 413 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,262 Oh, that really makes my day. 414 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,735 And don't be so flip, Mr. Rockford. 415 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:52,537 I'm through working for you. 416 00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:55,805 I think you're trouble. I also think you're crooked. 417 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:59,116 So I'm not working for you, Mr. Caine. Do you mind leaving? 418 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:00,879 I've been through your desk. 419 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:04,278 I found that you're bonded by the... 420 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:08,552 What is it? "Averill Insurance Group." 421 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,484 I phoned Mr. Averill. 422 00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,355 He's about to drop your account, 423 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:16,064 if there are any more large claims against it. 424 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:20,434 The way he explains it, you "barely float." 425 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:23,864 Now, I can hit your bonding company. 426 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,402 And it seems to me if I hit them too hard, they'll drop you 427 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,205 and that will put you out of work. 428 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:33,741 We're not getting along too well, are we? 429 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,080 On the contrary. 430 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:38,885 Now, here's the $100 that I owe you. 431 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,259 And because of the added risk, I'll pay you, 432 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,922 say, $500 for this afternoon's work. 433 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:52,125 The second cormorant will be taken to the Winslow Gallery on Alvarado. 434 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,800 The bidding starts at 2:00. 435 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,873 Do you mind, Dennis? I gotta be over there by 2:00. 436 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:02,936 Let me see. Come on, Dennis. 437 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,748 Do you know what happens if Captain Highland finds out 438 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:08,251 I'm letting you use this department as a branch office? 439 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:09,684 Who's gonna tell him? 440 00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:10,778 We got rules. 441 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,914 You don't worry whether I get my buns in a sling 442 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,118 so long as you get what you want. Me, what do I get? 443 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,525 Last Christmas, I think it was a case of Scotch. 444 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:21,789 Dennis, what's wrong with you? 445 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,356 Listen, Jim, this has got to stop. 446 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,164 I mean, I don't mind helping you out, 447 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:27,568 but you got to stop coming down to pick up the results. 448 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:28,606 Why? 449 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,107 Because it embarrasses me, that's why. 450 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,701 They don't understand. They don't like Pls. 451 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,979 And it's hard on my image around here. 452 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,608 Well, if we're supposed to be friends, why don't you tell them to buzz off? 453 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,174 You tell them. I work with them. 454 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:44,083 Dennis, may I see that, please? 455 00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,581 No, it's official police business. 456 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,624 Well, then why did you run it 457 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,456 if you're not gonna show it to me? 458 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:51,961 Force of habit. 459 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:54,895 Dennis, I am in some trouble. 460 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,331 I'm about to get tagged by my bonding company, 461 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,801 which will put me out of business. 462 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,462 And this guy Caine's got me up a tree. 463 00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:01,937 I'm about to get shafted. 464 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,931 Get out of here, will you, Jim? 465 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,307 Not till I get the information. 466 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:14,785 Thomas Caine, no convictions. 467 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,151 Scotland Yard and Interpol 468 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:20,157 are having a pick-up-for-questioning tag on him. 469 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:22,056 Not enough to extradite. 470 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,757 Now get out of here. 471 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:26,953 Questions about what? 472 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:28,055 Things. 473 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,601 Dennis, I'm not leaving till I hear it. 474 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:37,206 The disappearance of a Lloyd's of London agent. 475 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,300 A guy by the name of Barrows. 476 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:41,538 That's it, nothing else. Goodbye. 477 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,111 Thanks, Dennis. Thanks a lot, old buddy. 478 00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:48,675 Get out of here, Rockford, and don't come back! 479 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,387 AUCTIONEER: Sold to the man in the brown coat. 480 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,723 Please pick up the cormorant at the cashier's window. 481 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,484 You owe me $500, Mr. Caine. 482 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:25,686 Did you see those two men? 483 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,758 Anybody give you any trouble? 484 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,795 I get the feeling this auctioneer didn't like me either. 485 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:35,526 But I'm getting calluses. Doesn't bother me as badly as it did this morning. 486 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,460 Ciao. 487 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:33,916 Hello, Ted? 488 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,857 Jim, I've been trying to reach you. 489 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,491 I've got some good news for you and some bad news. 490 00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:40,491 Give me the bad news first. 491 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,191 I did the spectro-analysis. 492 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,063 The cormorant is... 493 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,764 The cormorant was an original Lambrini. 494 00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:50,235 You're putting me on. 495 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,366 Sorry. 496 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,273 For once in his life, Caine was on the level. 497 00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:54,908 Give me the good news. 498 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:58,674 Okay. Look, I can grab some prestige for myself if I can display 499 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,308 the other two cormorants here for a while. 500 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:04,179 If Caine has them, I'll pay him a nice piece of change for it. 501 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:08,120 If you help me convince him, I can get the museum to pony up $1000 for you. 502 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,390 I'll get back to you. 503 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,470 (CLINKING) 504 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,382 (SMASHING) 505 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,132 (BANGING) 506 00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:58,225 Hey, Dennis, old buddy. How's it going? 507 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,227 Jim, where are you, buddy? 508 00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:02,397 Oh, I'm in a phone booth. 509 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:03,801 Yeah? Whereabouts? 510 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,575 It's under a tree. 511 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,944 Jim, you better come in. 512 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:10,905 Did you send those blue suits 513 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,313 out to my place? 514 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,751 Yeah. 515 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:14,842 Why? 516 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:21,481 Jim, you come on down, we'll talk it over 517 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,083 and we'll get the whole thing worked out. 518 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,686 Well, I'd like to do that, Dennis, old buddy, 519 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:29,164 but, you know, I'm trying to stay away from the Department. 520 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,062 You know, I hurt your reputation when I come in there. 521 00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:36,565 Jim, you get your butt in here or I'm gonna put out a warrant on you. 522 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,939 Well, what's the matter, Dennis? Can't you ask nice? 523 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,871 You got to send one of those Batmobiles to pick me up? 524 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,070 That was Highland's idea. 525 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,473 What's going on? 526 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,042 Dennis, 527 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,313 if you don't tell me, I'm not coming in. 528 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:53,019 All right. I'll give you this much. 529 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,956 We got a follow-up on that telex. 530 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:57,787 They found that Lloyd's of London agent that was missing. 531 00:34:58,196 --> 00:34:59,185 Barrows? 532 00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:00,830 Right. He's dead. 533 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:04,399 It looks like he was pushed off the roof of one of the buildings 534 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:05,731 at the London airport. 535 00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:07,634 Now, Lloyd's of London 536 00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:10,572 is sending over an agent to question Caine. 537 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:15,101 They think that he and Barrows may have been involved in a jewel heist. 538 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:16,373 A jewel heist? 539 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,041 I thought we were working on an art swindle. A jewel... 540 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:22,151 What do you mean, a jewel heist? Where did that come from? 541 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:25,154 There's more, but you got to come in if you want the answers. 542 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:28,284 Okay, Dennis, I'm on my way. 543 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:36,127 Put out a warrant on Rockford. 544 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,934 He said he was coming in. 545 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,364 He's not coming in. 546 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:42,832 How do you know? 547 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:46,440 Because I know, that's all. 548 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:57,879 EVELYN: It's amusing. Curators are sort of stuffy. 549 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,646 Especially Mr. Lowell. 550 00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:03,759 The English get that way when they're dealing with their national heritage. 551 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,992 I love art, but it should be fun. 552 00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:10,693 We shouldn't take it or ourselves too seriously. 553 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,564 I usually don't command such avid attention. 554 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,637 You're trying to decide something. 555 00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:19,733 What is it? 556 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:23,308 Okay, Evelyn, I'm trying to decide 557 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:25,110 whether to take a chance on you or not. 558 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,242 Oh, that's quite chauvinistic. 559 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,179 You see, I might not let you take a chance at all. 560 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,222 I haven't decided we're a workable couple yet. 561 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,188 Oh, well, that's sweet and terribly current, 562 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:37,750 but it's not what I had in mind. 563 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:39,821 What did you have in mind? 564 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:44,325 Well, you want to recover those birds, right? 565 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,934 The Lambrini birds? 566 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,271 Of course. That's why I'm here. 567 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:49,806 Maybe I can help you. 568 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:51,564 I dearly hope so. 569 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:56,203 I'm not sure of the timetable, but I think I can 570 00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:59,175 get hold of the third bird within 24 hours. 571 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:01,044 Third cormorant? 572 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:02,950 What happened to the second? 573 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:07,584 It didn't. 574 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:08,920 Yeah. It did. 575 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:10,517 How? 576 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,057 Well, I'm more interested in why. 577 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,826 You really don't give a damn about any of this, do you? 578 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,799 Well, I have a rooting interest. 579 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:23,433 Don't you understand? These birds are irreplaceable. 580 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:26,535 The man who sculpted them is long dead 581 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:30,710 and single-handedly you managed to break two of them in two days. 582 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:35,446 I have just about reached my threshold of abuse. 583 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,019 Now, you told me to call you if I needed any help. 584 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,615 Okay. Well, maybe that was a mistake. 585 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:45,184 I'm sorry. I'm upset. 586 00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,197 Then control yourself. 587 00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:49,427 I'll try. 588 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,698 You said something about recovering the third piece. 589 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:55,866 If you can, I'm prepared to go as high as it takes 590 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,840 to get it back for the National Gallery. 591 00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:01,201 Okay, Miss Stoneman, but you should be where I can reach you. 592 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:05,076 Now, you stay at your hotel, and when I recover the third bird I'll call you. 593 00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:07,116 What makes you think you're going to get it? 594 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:08,641 Oh, 595 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,511 I have a hunch about it, that's all. 596 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,550 You'd better not break this one. 597 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,716 I'll wear a catcher's mitt. 598 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:35,339 Morning. I kind of figured you'd call me again. 599 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:38,177 There is a third bird to be auctioned at the Murchison Gallery. 600 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,581 I want you to pick it up for me. Here's your check. 601 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,244 There's a condition this time. 602 00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:46,613 What condition? 603 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:50,889 Yeah, well, Ted Haller, at the Upstairs Gallery would like to display the cormorant 604 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,156 for a week or two. He'll pay you well 605 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,994 and I can pick up $1000 if I can convince you. 606 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,228 Our dealings were supposed to be secret. 607 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:00,031 Well, you see, a friend of mine, 608 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:02,334 a Sergeant Becker down at police headquarters, 609 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:06,342 and then there's an agent from Lloyd's of London, who are looking for you. 610 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,844 Something about a dead man named Barrows. 611 00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:10,778 What are you implying? 612 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,873 I'm just telling you we're gonna start doing things 613 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,918 my way from now on instead of yours. 614 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,411 You realize, of course, that's blackmail. 615 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:20,147 It's business. 616 00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:25,618 Now, Mr. Haller has a spectro-dating process and he'll test your Lambrini 617 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,926 to make sure it's genuine before he'll make a deal. 618 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,190 Very well. 619 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:43,639 AUCTIONEER: Sold to the gentleman in the fourth row! 620 00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:49,076 Original Lambrini. 621 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,692 Yes. Well, you'll be wanting to run a test, of course. 622 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,758 Of course. Same as the other two. 623 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:00,686 Other two? 624 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:05,330 Yeah, I had Mr. Haller run a test on the remains of the one that I broke 625 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,495 and the one you broke. 626 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,802 And they both proved to be original Lambrinis. 627 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:12,934 I guess I forgot to mention that. 628 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:16,705 That's impossible. 629 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,806 Oh, no, no, no. The process is foolproof. 630 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,212 Hello, Jim. 631 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:29,286 Oh, you're early. We're not quite finished yet. 632 00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:32,986 Who is this? 633 00:40:33,063 --> 00:40:34,655 Oh, I'm sorry. 634 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:38,395 May I present Miss Evelyn Stoneman of the National Gallery of London. 635 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:40,403 That's not Evelyn Stoneman. I know Evelyn. 636 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,896 I was afraid you were gonna say that. 637 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,534 Hello, Tom, how's everything in Florence? 638 00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,874 It's hot, Margret, 85 degrees. 639 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,338 And how's Gabriella? 640 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,710 Listen, Maggie, we can make a deal. 641 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,210 Barrows is dead 642 00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:56,679 and there's room for a partner. 643 00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:58,210 I'm sure. 644 00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,881 Well, I'll have to consider it, Tom. 645 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:01,888 Nice seeing you all. 646 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,824 Evelyn... Margret... Whatever. 647 00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:05,361 Don't break the bird. 648 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,624 It happens to be one of the original Lambrinis. 649 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:09,165 It is not a copy. 650 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,163 Don't take all this art jazz too seriously, dear. 651 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,636 It ruins your sense of humor and it clogs the sinuses. 652 00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:19,164 He's telling the truth. Please, don't hurt it. It's priceless. 653 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,707 I'll be very careful. 654 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:28,879 I'll get the cops. 655 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:30,978 Here, you hold that. I'll get the cops. 656 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:32,813 (ALARM RINGING) 657 00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,256 I know, I know, but it's quicker. 658 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:03,947 Dennis, don't argue! I followed these clowns to the airport. 659 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:06,046 Now, get a couple of cops and get out here on the double. 660 00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:08,023 They're on Concourse B. 661 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:12,328 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) Flight 402 is now boarding at Gate 33 662 00:42:12,429 --> 00:42:14,124 for Chicago and New York. 663 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:19,859 Transglobal Flight 402 is now boarding at Gate 33 for Chicago and New York. 664 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,405 Yes, I'd like to page a London passenger, please. 665 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,674 Yes. Would you ask Mr. Edward Barrows 666 00:42:31,749 --> 00:42:34,980 to call the customs luggage claims office, please? 667 00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:38,014 Yes, Edward Barrows. 668 00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:39,646 Thank you. 669 00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,731 It's $3.90, please. Thank you. 670 00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:01,039 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) London passenger Mr. Edward Barrows, 671 00:43:01,111 --> 00:43:02,874 please pick up the black courtesy phone. 672 00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:05,212 Mr. Edward Barrows. 673 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:15,249 Answering the page for a dead man. 674 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:22,960 It wasn't in any of the three birds. 675 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:27,298 Luggage? 676 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:30,937 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) Miss Diane Harper to the VIP lounge. 677 00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:32,572 Miss Diane Harper. 678 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,174 Come on. 679 00:43:39,249 --> 00:43:40,238 You'll miss your plane. 680 00:43:40,317 --> 00:43:41,682 I might not have to take it. 681 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,517 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) Skycap, please report to the baggage loading area. 682 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:52,420 Skycap, please report to the baggage loading area. 683 00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:12,048 Oh, thank you, Mr. Fricke. I really do appreciate it. 684 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:13,547 Glad to help, Mr. Barrows. 685 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:14,675 Thank you. 686 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:25,952 WOMAN: (OVER P.A. SYSTEM) CAB Flight 292 687 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:28,361 is now ready for boarding at Gate 41 688 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,864 for Dallas, New Orleans, Washington and Philadelphia. 689 00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:42,002 CAB Flight 292 is now ready for boarding at Gate 41 690 00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:45,943 for Dallas, New Orleans, Washington and Philadelphia. 691 00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:08,797 I'll take the bag, Rockford. 692 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,066 I beg your pardon? 693 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,630 I'll take the bag. 694 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:12,733 Oh. 695 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:14,401 Why not? 696 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:25,045 Drop it! 697 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:36,966 BECKER: Drop it! Now, hold it! 698 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,649 You okay? 699 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:55,048 Yeah, I'm fine. 700 00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:56,882 One of you want to tell me what this is all about? 701 00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:58,216 Well, I'll tell you. 702 00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:00,923 It's all about jewelry. 703 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,707 The Glovester jewel heist. 704 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,444 (JEWELS RATTLING) 705 00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:41,293 Okay, let me get this straight. 706 00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:46,198 Evelyn Stoneman is really Maggie Donnegan? 707 00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:52,967 Miss Donnegan was an executive secretary of the Glovester estate. 708 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:56,342 She helped Caine set up the theft of the jewels. 709 00:46:56,513 --> 00:46:59,038 But the stuff was too hot to fence in Europe 710 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:02,010 and he didn't want to give good old Margret her share. 711 00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:04,049 Oh, so he put them in the birds. 712 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:05,349 Exactly. 713 00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:10,189 You see, customs agents rarely uncrate valuable art objects, 714 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:14,320 especially when they're insured and shipped by a reputable firm like ours. 715 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:20,163 The trouble is Maggie and her chaps caught up with Barrows 716 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:21,864 before he could make the switch. 717 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:25,898 So, he jammed the duplicates into his suitcase and tried to run for it. 718 00:47:26,476 --> 00:47:30,378 Of course, he died before he could tell Caine that the real Lambrinis 719 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,039 were being shipped from Lloyd's. 720 00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:35,349 Apparently, they had been in the Glovester estate all these years. 721 00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:37,410 It's quite an art find. 722 00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:40,222 At least, it was. 723 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:42,758 Yeah, well, I think I got it. 724 00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:44,453 It's given me a little bit of a headache. 725 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:48,391 I'll see you in the morning and we'll get extradition started. 726 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:49,454 10:00? 727 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,557 Yeah, whatever. 728 00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:51,965 Are you gonna take care of the bill? 729 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,230 Oh, yeah. My pleasure, old buddy. 730 00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:01,172 Mr. Cryder, I don't want to seem anxious, 731 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:05,147 but I was wondering about my 5% recovery fee. 732 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:10,577 Oh, yes. I called my people at Lloyd's. They agreed. 733 00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:14,355 5% of a million dollars worth of jewelry. 734 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:16,756 That's $50,000, isn't it? 735 00:48:16,927 --> 00:48:17,951 Yes. 736 00:48:18,028 --> 00:48:22,988 Unfortunately, each of the cormorants was insured for $15,000, 737 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,630 making a total of $45,000. 738 00:48:26,937 --> 00:48:28,962 What has one got to do with the other? 739 00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:33,873 Well, they feel that since you were hired 740 00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:38,244 to protect them, and since all three were destroyed, 741 00:48:38,482 --> 00:48:41,246 that you should bear the loss. 742 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,314 That's preposterous! 743 00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:47,448 Unfortunately, that is how they feel. 744 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,890 So $45,000 from $50,000 745 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,861 leaves $5,000. 746 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,661 Well, I didn't break the damn things. 747 00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:59,896 I've been doing some preliminary figuring. 748 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:03,903 Now, from the $5,000 there's, of course, 749 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:07,670 English inheritance taxes and English income taxes. 750 00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:11,744 Oh, yes, we shall have to, of course, inform your IRS. 751 00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,243 And there's the rate of exchange to consider. 752 00:49:15,319 --> 00:49:16,980 Oh, yes. And then there's... 753 00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:18,043 One minute. 754 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,179 Yes? 755 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:23,085 Do you think there is going to be enough left for me to pick up this tab? 756 00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:26,526 Well, I really don't know, Mr. Rockford. That rather depends. 757 00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:28,627 Do you intend to keep on drinking? 758 00:49:28,677 --> 00:49:33,227 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57603

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