All language subtitles for Perfect Strangers s02e07 Falling in Love is.eng

Hi. Is there anything I can do for you?

No, I don't think so.

Cousin, this is the
greatest day of my life.

Even greater than when I bought
my first pair of Levi's for men...

...with just a
skosh more room.

What happened?
- Today I am in love!

You fell in love during your lunch break?
Where is this restaurant?

I had lunch with Carol Mosley.

She the girl I tell you about
from my American history class.

The one you've been
worshipping from afar.

That's when she sit way
on the other side of the class.

But I notice her because she's a poor,
shy, little creature huddled in the corner.

But last night, the
teacher put us together...

...and she begin to open up
like a little flower.

Oh, that's nice.

And then today, we had to have lunch
to discuss the term paper we have to write.

And she confessed to me that she
has had secret feeling for me too.

And it's just like
the great Jiminy Cricket said:

Fairy tales can come true

It could happen to you

That's Frank Sinatra.

I think Jiminy Cricket said:

When you wish upon a star

Makes no difference who you are

When you wish upon a star
- Upon a star

Your dreams come true
- Your dreams come true

Balki, you're in love.

Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.

Can I buy something
before the next chorus?

Thank you.

Cousin, is it okay if
Carol come over tonight to study?

I guess so. We bachelors
have to help each other out.

I'll just say a quick "Hello"
and make myself scarce...

...so you can
be alone, huh?

I'm not going to be alone.
Carol will be with me.

Okay, here's how it works. When
Carol gets here, you'll introduce me.

I'll make small talk,
say what a great guy you are.

And then I'll
go to the movie.

Now, the movie
gets out at 10:50.

If I get back and
the curtain is drawn...

...I'll go to the coffee shop
and call you, letting it ring once.

That will be your signal that you have
exactly 20 minutes to finish any...

...you know, unfinished business.

Got it?

I had no idea my date would
make your life so complicated.

Don't worry about it.
Everything makes my life complicated.

What's this?

These are special things
for a special evening.

Zingers...

...Ding Dongs...

...candy-coated corns...

...I don't know
what you call these...

...but they are little soft drinks
and you can eat the bottle.

No deposit, no return.

Are these what
I think they are?

My favorite, wax lips.

Balki, give me the lips.
- Mm-mm.

Give me the lips.
- Mm-mm.

Give me the lips.
- Mm.

Believe me, wax lips do not
a romantic evening make.

Okay, I'll give you...

It's her.

And here's Carol.

Hi, Balki.

Hi, Carol.
- Hi.

This is my cousin, Larry.

Hi, Carol.

Oh! What is that
that you're wearing?

Well, I'm wearing my shirt...

...and my suspenders
and my Spider-Man underwear.

I meant your cologne.

No wonder all the giris at
school are crazy about you.

Oh.

Tell me something I don't know.

Okay, you come
here and sit down.

Cousin Larry will make
some small talk with you...

...so that he can go to a movie
and leave us alone.

So you're in Balki's history class.

Uh-huh. I hate history.

But I have to take it
to get my high-school diploma.

Hey, isn't Balki a great guy?

Yeah.

But let's talk about you.

I hear you're a photographer.
- Oh, yes, I am.

Can you get me
into a modeling agency?

Well, I...

Nudity is no problem.

Balki?

Anyone for some "uncola"?

No, thanks. I
better be running.

But, Carol, we have to
put our notes together...

...so we can start
writing our term paper.

Oh. Uh...

I meant to tell you.

My mother is in the hospital
and she needs me.

You understand?

Well, of course I do.
Your mama in the hospital.

So run away, child,
and don't look back.

Don't worry. I put our notes together
and next time, we start writing.

Oh, Balki.

You're the best study partner
a girl could have.

And I just "wove" you to death.

Here. My notes.

Well, I better be
running. Cab's waiting.

Isn't she wonderful?

Uh, Balki, I can't help
noticing that I'm here...

...and she's not.

Well, of course not.
Her mother is in the hospital.

She looked a little overdressed
for a hospital visit, don't you think?

Well, her mother is probably
in a very nice hospital.

Well, it looked to me like
she was dressed up for a date.

With somebody else.

Oh, cousin, that
is not possible.

You heared her.
She "woves" me to death.

Is "wove" the same
thing as "love"...

...or is there
something wrong with her tongue?

There's something wrong with
her tongue, all right, it's forked.

Balki, in Madison, I knew a
girl like Carol. Her name was Misty.

She was in my algebra class.
I was very good in algebra.

Of course I was, it had
nothing to do with life.

I started going around telling
everyone how much in love we were.

But it turned out they were
just laughing behind my back...

...because they knew that she was
just using me to get a good grade.

Well, at the end of the semester,
Misty got her A and then she dumped me.

Really broke my heart.

You see what I'm getting at?

Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous. Yes?

You don't want me to take
algebra. Point well-taken.

Balki, Carol is using
you to do her work...

...and when the class is over,
she won't remember your name.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that Carol
is using me to do her work...

...and that when the class is over,
she won't remember my name?

Yes.

Popo.

What, popo?

Popo.

You haven't had a
date in four weeks.

And then Balki, the
immigrant sheepherder...

...who doesn't know what
fork to eat his soup with...

...comes home with
a beautiful woman...

...and I think that you're just
a little bit blue with envy.

That's green with envy,
and I don't believe I am.

I don't think you
would mind so much...

...if I bring home someone who had
been beaten with the ugly rock.

Stick, stick. Ugly stick.
And I am just trying to help you.

Jealous, jealous, jealous.

Me, jealous?

You got that right, Mr. Lonely Guy.

All right. I tried.

And if you don't
wanna listen to me, fine.

But when she breaks
your heart, and she will...

...just remember,
I tried to warn you.

Come on. I got new batteries.
What more do you want?

Cousin.
- Balki?

Oh.

Cousin, before I tell you
what I am going to tell you...

...I want to tell you that last night,
Carol told me she loved me, again.

Oh, she's gone all the way
from "wove" to love in two weeks.

That's real progress.

Cousin, I want you to like her better
because tonight the last class...

...and after we hand in our term paper,
I'm going to pop the question.

What? Balki, you're
gonna ask her to marry you?

Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.

I'm going to pop the question.

That's what "pop
the question" means.

Oh, then, I'm
not gonna do that.

What is it on
Happy Days reruns...

...when Richie Cunningham
gives a girl his class ring?

That's going steady.

That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to ask her to go steady.

Well, it's your life.
And it's your class ring.

You don't have a class ring.

I do have this.

My great-grandnana's emerald brooch.

Is that real?
- Well, of course it is.

It's been in my
family for 200 years.

Every first-born Bartokomous son
give it to the woman who steals his heart.

You're gonna give that to Carol?
- Yes.

You don't think she like it?
- She'll "wove" it.

All the way to the pawnshop.

Hey, give me that.
- No.

Balki, give me that pin.

I don't think so.

I just wanna see it.
I've heard so much about it.

I just mentioned it
for the first time.

Well, yes, that's when
I heard so much about it.

May I see it, please?

I'll give it right back.

Do you promise?
- I promise.

Are you crazy?

Give me that.

You're gonna give a family
heirloom to that barracuda?

You tricked Balki.
- You're darn right, I tricked Balki.

Give me Nana's pin.
- No, no, I won't give you Nana's pin.

I'm gonna put it in a
safe-deposit box until you grow up.

Will you give me that?

No, no. Ow! Ow!

What's the matter? What?
- Ow! Ow! It is sticking me.

Oh.
- Ow! Mm.

Ooh. Ow. Ooh.

All right, put me down.

Give me the pin.
- No.

I can't stop you from
asking Carol to go steady...

...but just let me
keep the pin for a day.

If you ask her to go steady
and she says yes...

...then I'll give you back the pin
with my apologies and my blessings.

Cousin, she loves me.

I don't know why
you can't believe that.

I don't need the pin.

And I don't need your apologies.
I want your blessing.

Honest to God, I hope
I am wrong about Carol.

Are you sure this woman
is going to hurt Balki that badly?

Am I sure? I've been there.

When he comes through that door,
he'll be a shell of his former self.

Oh, he'll pretend everything's all right
while you're here.

But as soon as you leave...

...he'll open up, pour
his poor, pitiful heart out.

I'll comfort him.
I've got some tissues.

The ice cream
will cheer him up...

...a little.

And then he'll sleep a dreamless sleep
with his arms around Dimitri.

Gosh, you're a great friend.

I can be more than
a friend, Jennifer.

Wax lips! Let's party.

You were right,
he's devastated.

Good luck.

Macadamia-nut ice
cream, my favorite.

But I'm too excited to eat.

What happened tonight?

Not what you thought
was going to happen.

She didn't break up with you?
- Nope.

You asked her to go steady?
- Yep.

And she said?
- Yep.

You asked Carol Mosley, the same girl
that was here two weeks ago...

...to go steady with you,
and she said yes?

You ain't just
whistling Dixie cups.

This was the last night
of class? School is over?

Uh-huh. Now, is there something
you'd like to crawl over here and say?

Well, Balki, what can I say?

I made a big, big
mistake. I am so sorry.

Here, please give this
to Carol with my blessing.

And I never should
have taken it to begin with.

Cousin, it's okay.
I'm too happy to be mad.

God, it was so beautiful, the way
she tilted her head to the side...

...after I asked her
to go steady and said:

"You and me go
steady? That's cute."

And then she was so happy
that she burst out laughing.

Balki, exactly
how did she laugh?

I mean, was it like:

Or was it like:

The first one again?

Well, it was more like the
second one, but she don't point.

Why do ask?

After you asked her to go steady,
did you make any plans for the future?

Oh, it's all we
could talk about.

We are both bursting with joy.

She tell me that she will be
very busy looking for a job...

...and also for
a new apartment...

...because she's moving out of
the building called Jack's Place.

Did she say something like she was
too busy to get together real soon?

Yes, and I told
her I understand.

Did she say she was
gonna be getting a new phone...

...and she'd call you as
soon as she had her new number?

Get out of the
city! You were listening.

Oh, boy. Balki...

I'm afraid this is
really gonna hurt.

When a woman says
she's too busy...

...that's her way
of putting you off.

And when she says
she's getting a new phone...

...she has no intention
of giving you the number.

And Jack's Place is
not the name of a building.

It's Jack's place.

But, cousin, she don't
say any of those things.

Not in those words,
but that's what she meant.

Why are you doing this again?

Why can't you
just be happy for me?

What you saying is no true.

Balki, if you don't believe me,
then just call her yourself.

Hello. Who is this?

Jack, may I speak
to Carol, please?

I think her brother's
probably named Jack.

Carol. Carol,
this is Balki.

Do you want to go the
movies tomorrow night?

Well, of course I remember
that you said you were busy...

...but it is Saturday.

Well, yes, but...

Yes, but...

But I thought...
I thought we were...

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Okay. Goodbye, Carol.

I hope you have
a nice life too.

Jack is not her brother.

I made a fool of myself.

You tried to warn me
and I wouldn't listen.

Hey, you fell in love.
There's nothing wrong with that.

Sometimes when you're in love,
you can't think straight.

Take my word for it,
the pain will go away.

When?

Well, not for a
long, long time.

But it will go away.

Come on.

I am never...

...going to fall in love again.

Sure you will.
- No, I won't.

I don't want to.
It hurts too much.

Hey, hey, I know it hurts.

But Carol was just not
the right girl for you.

She wasn't good
enough for you.

And somewhere out there
is somebody who's right for you.

Somebody who's worthy
of wearing your nana's brooch.

And you'll fall in love with her
and she'll fall in love with you.

And you'll forget about
all the Carols in this worid.

I'm glad you're here.

Here.

I bought four gallons.

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