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Watch out, Gilligan.
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Skipper's got
a frying pan.
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Oh, Gilligan.
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You are one dumb cookie.
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Balki, you're not
gonna believe it.
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Here, read this.
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"Dear, sirs. The management..."
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"The management of Shop 'N Spend
Grocery Stores is happy to inform you..."
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"That you are..."
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"That you are the winners
of a state-of-the-art refrigerator."
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Yes!
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"Refrigerator or a
free trip for two...
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...to exciting Las Vegas."
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Now we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy.
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Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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I've always dreamed of going to Vegas.
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Well, dream on, because
we're taking the refrigerator.
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What's wrong with Vegas?
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Are you kidding?
Vegas is a moral wasteland.
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It goes against everything
I was ever told I believe in.
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When were you in Vegas?
- Well, l... Never.
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But I saw Oceans Eleven.
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All Vegas is is gambling,
flashing lights, big entertainers...
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...and showgiris
in skimpy costumes.
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You're right. Let's pack.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey.
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Balki, we have the opportunity to own
the worid's greatest refrigerator.
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It even talks to you. It tells
you when you leave the door open.
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It tells you when
you're low on eggs.
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When you eat too much,
it talks down to you.
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I want to go to Vegas.
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Well, my name was on the entry too
and I want the refrigerator.
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But, cousin, I never thought
I'd come to America, and here I am.
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And now I have a chance
to have an adventure.
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To go one of the most
famous place in the worid.
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And you want a refrigerator?
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It has a lettuce crisper.
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Cousin, I know a way to decide.
Put your hands out like this.
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In Mypos, this how the
parents choose a bride for their son.
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That's a ridiculous way
to decide anything.
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That's what the
groom usually says.
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This is America. In America,
we decide these things by the flip of a coin.
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Now, you call it. Heads.
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Drat.
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I lose. I always lose.
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Vegas, here we come.
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Oh, cousin, we're
going to have an adventure.
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Well, I'll go. But
I won't have any fun.
51
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Well, of course not.
I wouldn't expect you to.
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It's everything I dreamed
Vegas would be.
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Me too.
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Oh, look. Somebody
left a beautiful pen.
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It's from the
hotel. You can keep it.
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Look. Free champagne.
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Sure. They want you to get drunk
so you'll gamble more.
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Don't touch this until
we get back to Chicago.
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I'm gonna put my luggage
in my room...
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...and get a good night's sleep,
because tomorrow is a big day.
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Now, that's great art.
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The whole village
could sleep on this.
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"Magic Fingers, 25 cents."
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Vegas.
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Cousin Larry, come here.
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Don't tell me. You
found the stationary.
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Wayne Newton is here.
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So?
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He is the biggest-selling record artist
on Mypos.
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The man is a legend.
We must go see him.
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Okay.
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If it means that much to you,
we'll try to get tickets.
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Thank you.
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Is there anything you would like to do
while we're here in Vegas?
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Well, I did make a list
of some fun things to do.
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I thought at 11, we could take
the bus tour out to Hoover Dam.
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That will get us
back here by 4:30.
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Then it's a 15-minute walk
to the Liberace Museum.
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An hour for the tour
if we skip the shoe collection.
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And then we can end the day
with a nice desert walk.
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Cousin Larry, you're leaving out
the most fun thing of all. The casino.
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No, no. Absolutely no casinos.
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Why not?
- Balki, why do you think I came along?
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To take all the
fun out of the trip?
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To protect you.
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I just don't want you to end up
like our Uncle Pete.
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Who Uncle Pete?
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Uncle Pete was a gambler.
He gambled away everything he owned.
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His car, his house.
We never did find Aunt Susan.
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My point is, it's in the family blood,
and that's why you can't go into a casino.
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I want to go to casino.
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All right. Maybe after the desert walk
and before Wayne Newton...
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...we can walk
through the casino.
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Oh, boy.
- But no stopping.
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Oh, boy.
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We should have taken the refrigerator.
- Well, it's a little late for that now.
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Place your bets.
Do it again. Do it again.
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What is this?
- This is the bar.
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What was that we
just ran through?
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That was the casino.
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Cousin, why you didn't tell me?
I want to see the casino.
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Hey, you got a great view
from right here. Look at them.
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You wanna become one of those
miserable souls out there?
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Yes.
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00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:03,459
No, you don't. They're
really crying on the inside.
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Boy, they're hiding it well.
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Just sit down, order a drink
and I'll go get our tickets.
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00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,776
But I want to...
- Balki, sit.
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Stay. Stay. Ah.
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Remember Uncle Pete.
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Hi there.
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Wanna have a good time?
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Well, I've already been
to the Liberace Museum.
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Let's start again.
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Hi, my name's Wendy.
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Hello, Wendy.
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Are you a showgirl?
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I can do Hamlet in a rubber suit
if the price is right.
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I love the theater.
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Look, so do you
wanna party or what?
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00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,660
I would love to go to a party.
Can I bring Cousin Larry?
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I got the tickets.
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Cousin Larry,
this is Wendy.
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Hello, Cousin Larry.
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00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,234
Hello, Wendy.
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00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,101
Balki, what are you doing
with this woman?
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00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,645
Shooting the breeze.
128
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:28,243
She wants to go to a party.
- I bet she does.
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00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,683
Uh...
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This man has no money.
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00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,655
Hi there. Wanna
have a good time?
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00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,225
Balki, what were
you doing with her?
133
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,699
Don't you know what
that woman does for a living?
134
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:49,534
Well, of course I
do. Don't be ridiculous.
135
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,973
She does Hamlet
in a rubber suit.
136
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,210
No?
137
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:04,386
Let's just say that she's in
the worid's oldest professi�n.
138
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,081
Oh!
- Oh!
139
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,726
Oh!
140
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,257
She's a sheepherder.
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00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,359
That's right.
142
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,931
Why don't you
and I go get ready?
143
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,368
Oh, we have plenty of time.
144
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:26,568
I have a quarter. I
want to hit the slots.
145
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:32,172
All right. This will
be a good lesson for you.
146
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,377
Obviously, you won't be happy
until you throw your money away.
147
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,250
Go ahead. Put your money in
the machine, pull the handle...
148
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,520
...watch your money disappear
into the pockets of some man named Guido.
149
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,856
There. I hope
you're happy.
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00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,726
I love Vegas.
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00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,281
So this is what a
casino looks like.
152
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Different when
you're not running.
153
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,756
Okay, you've seen it.
Now, let's get out of here.
154
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,022
This place is dangerous. If you
stay here, you'll catch the fever.
155
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,832
What fever? I
hit $ 150 jackpot.
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00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:27,666
Balki, I forbid you to stay here.
- Well, papa, don't preach.
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I'm a big boy now.
I can look after myself.
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That's just what
Uncle Pete said...
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...just before he
gambled away his pacemaker.
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Cousin, I am going to go gambling.
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All right, all right, fine.
This will be a good lesson.
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00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:49,857
You've had the thrill of victory,
you should taste the agony of defeat.
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00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,730
What is this game?
- It's called roulette.
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00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,565
The odds are really against you.
Why don't you try it?
165
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,506
All right. If
you think I should.
166
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,837
Just put them down.
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00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:15,409
Good, 32. Now watch
your money disappear.
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00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:18,888
Number 32.
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00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,192
This is fun.
170
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,489
Can you teach me
how to spin the marble?
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00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:26,858
No.
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00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,095
Bets.
173
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,830
We don't have much time
if we wanna see Wayne Newton.
174
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,634
I'm gonna help lose your money.
- How much should we bet?
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00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,506
You bet half and I'll bet half.
That way, one bad spin and you'll be broke.
176
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,771
Good strategy.
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00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,079
Number 36.
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00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,651
Cousin, you won.
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00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,015
I can't get a break.
180
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,550
Oh, I lose.
181
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,092
Now how do you feel?
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00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,756
Broke and miserable.
183
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:04,528
Good. Believe me,
you're a better person for it.
184
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,499
Now, soon as I lose the rest of
your money, we can go to the show.
185
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,800
Let it ride.
186
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,537
Number 36.
187
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,614
Cousin, you did pretty good.
188
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:23,346
Yeah, I guess I would be
if I was trying to win.
189
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,090
Let's try my birthday.
190
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,587
Cousin, almost
time for Wayne's show.
191
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,097
Well, Balki, I can't leave. I still
have all this money to lose for you.
192
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,031
But Wayne is waiting.
- All right, I'll tell you what.
193
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:42,833
Here's your ticket to the show.
I'll catch up with you as soon as I lose this.
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00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,600
Number 24.
195
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,802
I win, I win.
196
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,742
Are you sure you don't mind?
197
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,041
Hmm?
198
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,752
Cousin, are you all right?
199
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,684
I'm fine. I'll
see you at the show.
200
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,757
Why don't you come now?
- No, you go ahead. Save my seat.
201
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:04,157
I'm just as excited
about seeing Wayne as you are.
202
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,793
Okay.
203
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:17,274
Okay, baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Double down, boxcars, let it ride.
204
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:22,039
Number 24 again.
- Yes, yes!
205
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,081
Come on, 12. Lucky number 12.
206
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,520
Number 22.
207
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,060
I was gonna bet 22.
208
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,027
Okay, give me 22.
209
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,439
Cousin.
- What? What?
210
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,337
I waited and waited for you.
211
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,378
And I worried for you.
Why you didn't come to see Wayne?
212
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,880
Well, I would have
but I sold my ticket.
213
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,349
Number 12.
214
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:10,359
Okay, come on.
Give me six, 12, 22.
215
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,555
And all the blacks.
216
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,398
Why you sold your ticket?
- Gambling takes money.
217
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,198
Well, you have plenty of money.
- You can never have enough money.
218
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,902
Cousin, I'm confused.
219
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:26,806
I thought you stayed here to
lose my money to teach me a lesson.
220
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,674
Well, school's out.
221
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,578
Come on six, 12, 22
and all the blacks.
222
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:38,053
Number seven. Red.
223
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,429
Cousin, where
you got those chips?
224
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,157
I sold my plane ticket.
225
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:52,531
You sold your plane ticket?
How are you going to get home?
226
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,537
Don't worry. When I win
enough, I can buy it back.
227
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,499
I think you take after
Uncle Pete's side of the family.
228
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,111
Okay. One more
time for number 12.
229
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,340
No, no, I don't let you do that.
- Balki, just put those on the 12.
230
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,211
No, no.
- No, Balki.
231
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,852
Oh, look. There's Wayne Newton.
232
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:12,150
Wayne?
- Everything on the 12. Spin it, spin it.
233
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:15,657
You tricked Balki.
You used Wayne's name in vain.
234
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,592
I can't let you gamble away
everything like your Uncle Pete.
235
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:32,275
Balki, why don't you give
the nice men back their marble?
236
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,878
Not until you
promise to stop gambling.
237
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:41,049
He just doesn't understand
good clean fun.
238
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,780
Promise.
- I promise.
239
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,888
All right, good.
240
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:56,433
Don't you ever,
ever do that again.
241
00:18:56,602 --> 00:19:00,595
I won't. Now,
go to your room.
242
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:05,935
I'm not going anywhere. I lied.
- Well, then, I lied too.
243
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,637
Balki, give me
back those chips.
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00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,875
Number 12.
- No, no.
245
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,077
Balki! Balki!
246
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:25,294
Here's Larry.
247
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:34,131
I want my money.
248
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,241
Aah!
249
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:51,856
It's all right.
Everything's all right.
250
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,584
I forgive you.
251
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,954
Aah!
252
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,497
I know you're here.
253
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:10,267
I can smell my chips.
254
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,943
Oh, well.
255
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:26,950
Maybe he's not
here after all.
256
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,469
Ooh.
- Ooh.
257
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,880
Give me my chips.
258
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,322
Cousin Larry,
Cousin Larry.
259
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,160
There is no Cousin Larry.
There's only Lucky Larry.
260
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:14,101
And I'm going for the big jackpot.
I'm gonna blow this town wide open.
261
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:17,173
Now give me my chips.
262
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:20,334
You don't know what you're doing.
- I know exactly what I'm doing.
263
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,049
Uncle Pete.
264
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,187
Oh, my God.
265
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:38,293
What's happening?
- Well, I'm no expert.
266
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:46,396
But as far as I can tell,
you just went off the deep end.
267
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,904
I don't know what's happening to me.
268
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:54,102
I thought I came along to
protect you, and now look at me.
269
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:58,574
I sold my Wayne Newton ticket.
I sold my plane ticket.
270
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,841
I sold the free champagne.
271
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,388
I'm...
272
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,589
I'm a compulsive gambler.
273
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:14,322
No, you are not.
274
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,797
You're just a regular person
who got caught up...
275
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:19,528
...in the excitement of Vegas.
276
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,200
Am I?
277
00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:24,470
Well, of course you are.
278
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,340
You don't bet on the football pools
or the horses at home, do you?
279
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,571
That's true.
280
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:33,946
And when I tried to buy a lottery ticket,
you told me not to waste my money.
281
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,984
I did, I did.
282
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,390
Do you feel like gambling now?
283
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:43,460
I don't ever wanna see the inside
of another casino for as long as I live.
284
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,657
Oh, you're doing it again.
285
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,493
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
286
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,986
Come again?
287
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:16,423
You're problem is you either
go too far or you don't go at all.
288
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:20,497
If you want to have any fun, you've
got to find somewhere in the middle.
289
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,861
I've always had
trouble with the middle.
290
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:29,340
Cousin, you just need
some practice having fun.
291
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:31,339
I could help you.
292
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:34,411
For instance, this weekend
we could have a little fun.
293
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:38,675
Then next weekend, we
could have a little more fun.
294
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:45,016
And then in a couple of years,
you could be a real party animal, like me.
295
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:49,459
Do you think so?
- Well, of course I do.
296
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,426
Don't worry about your plane ticket.
I'll loan you the money.
297
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:57,125
Oh, Balki, thank
you. I owe you a lot.
298
00:23:57,302 --> 00:24:01,466
I know. But you
would do the same for me.
299
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,632
I would? I would. I would.
300
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,809
That's nice.
301
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:11,138
Now, let's go
do something fun.
302
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:13,341
Can we catch Wayne
Newton's second show?
303
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:14,951
Now you're talking.
304
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,181
Larry Appleton, you're
going to be one fun guy.
305
00:24:19,231 --> 00:24:23,781
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