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Up, periscope.
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Look at those
perfect legs.
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Torpedo locked
on target.
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That tiny waist...
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Das bootie.
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Don't you two ever
get bored with this?
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What?
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Drooling over
some model
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like a couple
of dogs in heat.
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Sending the message
to all women
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that if you're not
impossibly perfect,
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you just don't count.
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How about admiring a woman
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for her intelligence
or character?
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Cute tush.
Nice rack.
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Too late.
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Okay. Any other business?
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Well, Elliott and I
had a little setback
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with the "beauty
and the older woman" shoot.
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I had to fire
the model, Jack.
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Why?
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She had a wrinkle.
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Poor thing
never saw it coming.
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Wait. I have
something to say.
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Thanks
for the warning.
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Taxi!
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I've been thinking
that Blush magazine-
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Kit the intern's in town,
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and it's coffees all around.
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Let's see.
One for DJ Finchy Finch.
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Five-star General Jack, sir!
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Lovely Maya, meter maid.
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Thumbelina Nina.
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Elliott.
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Hey, what gives?
What?
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Where's my nickname?
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Uh, how about Major Bald Spot?
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Okay!
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Um, hold on.
I have a proposal.
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I've been working
with this charity
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that helps teach
inner-city kids to read,
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called the Gavalon Foundation,
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and tomorrow night,
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we're collecting book donations,
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and I thought Blush
could help out.
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You know, become involved
in a charity...
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Well, don't look
at me.
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I spent the last
four weekends
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giving back
to the community.
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That was court-ordered, Nina.
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Finch?
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Uh, I just gave blood.
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Where?
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Okay, sperm.
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And you?
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What? I give.
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I just gave you two minutes
of my staff meeting.
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Okay, so this is it?
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This is what
the spirit of giving means
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to all of you? Elliott?
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I'm a generous lover.
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You said
when I came to this magazine
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that you wanted me
to make a difference.
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And you have.
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You've made these meetings
much longer.
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Then it's settled.
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Fine.
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We'll just let
Cosmo and Vogue
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do all
the charity work.
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Come again?
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That's right.
Cosmo and Vogue.
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They know good PR
when they smell it.
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Why, those little weasels...
We'll show them.
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Maya, what do we do?
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Well, let's see.
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There's the book drive,
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and we need volunteers
for storytelling hour-
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Hey, terrific.
We'll all be there.
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Right. Up here, dude.
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I thought you were kidding.
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Hello, huddled masses.
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I'm here to help.
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Ah. So don't I get some sort
of commemorative cap?
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Nina,
the foundation needs books,
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not your old clothes.
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Well, I know, but last night
I was poking around
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for my books,
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and it struck me-
I don't have any.
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You don't have
a single book?
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Oh, just
the hollowed-out almanac
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from my trip to Colombia.
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Well...here's Cinderella.
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You could read it to the kids.
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But I don't like children.
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Pretend they're puppies.
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You're not helping.
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Come on.
Admit it, guys.
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This feels good.
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Yeah. We've captured
all the fun of moving
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without getting
that pesky new apartment.
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Elliott,
sort these, will you?
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Sure.
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Aw, The Giving Tree.
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Nothing a kid likes better
than a story about lumber.
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You should read that.
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It's actually
a very touching book.
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I think I'll stick with
Little Jenny has Two Moms.
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"But, fairy godmother,
my dress is ruined.
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"I have nothing to wear
to the ball.
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"So the fairy godmother
waved her magic wand,
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"and suddenly,
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"Cinderella's tattered dress
was covered in golden sequins,
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and her feet were adorned
with shiny glass slippers."
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Sequins? Glass slippers?
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God, I hope the prince
likes drag queens.
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You know, Finch,
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I still haven't seen
my father.
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You know, he was just
looking for you.
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Oh, yeah? Where?
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Over there.
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And he was all,
"Where's Maya?"
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and I'm all, "Oh, she's looking
for you, too."
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And he's all, "Oh,
I'm really bummed,
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because I'm really psyched up
about all this charity crap."
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Finch.
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He's at a party
on the Armani yacht.
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You're kidding.
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I can't believe
he blew this off.
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I can't believe
I didn't.
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"The clock struck 12:00,
and to Cinderella's horror,
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the carriage was once again
nothing but a pumpkin."
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Well, big deal.
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Boys, cover your ears.
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Girls, getting a ride home
from a party is never a problem.
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Well, guess what.
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My father's a no-show,
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just like my sweet 16
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and my high school
graduation.
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The giving tree
gave the little boy
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all its fruit
and its branches,
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and now it's just a stump,
and it still wants to give.
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Elliott, are you okay?
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I'm sorry I made fun
of this book before.
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I was just trying
to be cool.
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Maybe you should
go home.
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No. I want to help.
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Furthermore, men can be
big, fat fibbers.
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So, take it from me,
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before you go off with a man
who claims to be a prince,
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make sure his country
is on a map.
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Yes, little boy.
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You have a question
for Auntie Nina?
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Well, come, come.
Don't be shy.
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I see your underpants.
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170 yards.
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Ha!
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Maya, you'll never
in a million years
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guess what this is.
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A high-tech golf club
that measures your shot
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based on the speed
and angle of your swing?
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Yeah, more or less.
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You know, I was really
counting on you last night.
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214 yards.
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I am on fire.
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Here. Try it.
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Now I'm broken.
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Dad, last night
you disappointed me.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Tell you what,
let me try it again tonight.
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I'll answer phones,
I'll mop the floor,
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dig a well,
whatever you want.
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Really?
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Dennis?
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Yeah.
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Call my wife and tell her
to find my overalls,
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because tonight is
about helping and giving
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and doing the right thing.
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Tonight's your poker game
at Marty's.
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Thank you.
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Can I do the right thing
tomorrow?
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You know, just once
I would love to see you
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actually live up
to your promises,
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to put your money
where your mouth is.
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Uh, okay. Fair enough.
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I'm a man of my word.
I said I'd help,
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and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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Give this to the kids.
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What is it?
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$50,000.
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Is this some kind
of a joke?
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No. It's to restore
the peace.
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Now run along and give it
to the Babylon Foundation.
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Gavalon.
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Exactly.
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Y- you're just going
to give them $50,000?
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Well, I'll need a receipt.
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Well, look, if you think
this makes up for-
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Wow. They're gonna be
so happy.
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But I am still mad.
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Thank you.
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Suddenly I have
a really bad headache.
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Go have a little lie-down.
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Wait, Dad.
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You can't just get your way
by throwing money around.
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Pumpkin, how do you think
you got into Stanford?
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Hard work and good grades.
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Okay.
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All I'm asking for
is a bus twice a week
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to help the kids get
to their tutoring sessions.
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Well, sure, I could find
a volunteer driver.
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You.
This is your fault.
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I'll call you back.
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What? What's the matter?
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The clothes I gave?
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I accidentally donated
my genuine zebra skin dress.
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It was one-of-a-kind.
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I had it custom-made
for Earth Day.
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Okay, calm down.
We'll find it.
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What does it look like?
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Like a black and white horse,
you idiot.
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Mail call.
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And in this corner,
wearing the tan top,
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it's Iron Maya Gallo.
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Nina "Couldn't Be Meaner"
Van Horn.
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Dennis "The Menace" Finch.
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Elliott.
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Why the hell won't
that guy give me a nickname?
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How should I know?
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All right.
You dragged it out of me.
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Dragged what?
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Elliott,
you creep people out.
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I do not.
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You've hung on artsy and aloof
people for so long,
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you've forgotten how to relate
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to Jimmy Crackcorn over there
from Lunchmeat, Kansas.
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I do not freak people out.
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Face it. You look like
Slingblade in a turtleneck.
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Oh, please.
Yeah, you do.
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Come on, please.
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Yeah, you do. Shh.
You do.
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You got to learn to look
people in the eye.
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Give 'em a smile.
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Hey, Colonel Kit,
what's the news?
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I'm creepy?
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Like a back rub
from Grandma.
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Maya.
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Oh, Robert.
What a surprise.
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I just had to stop by
and thank you for the big check
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and for getting Blush
into the charity business.
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You're our guardian ángel,
our beacon of hope.
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Oh, stop.
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Go on.
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Wow.
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The fashion world.
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I mean, this is where
it all happens.
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The models, the clothes,
the glamour.
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Oh, it's pretty tame,
really.
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It's just an office,
a bunch of people,
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and one guardian ángel.
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00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:05,567
I want my dress back,
you evil bloodsucker.
263
00:11:05,602 --> 00:11:07,032
What?
264
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,067
Oh, that's just
our silly fashion talk.
265
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:11,532
Oh, how fun.
266
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:15,367
Um, you can have it Thursday,
you nasty bitch.
267
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,666
I'm Elliott.
268
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:27,334
It's truly delightful
to meet you.
269
00:11:27,369 --> 00:11:28,968
Why, thank you, Elliott.
270
00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:30,567
The pleasure is mine.
271
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:38,434
How wonderful that you
hire the challenged.
272
00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:40,399
Maya, I came
with some big news.
273
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,434
As I mentioned,
we're all very grateful
274
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,901
for the work
that you've done.
275
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,332
Oh, it's fulfilling to-
276
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,666
So, you remember
that it's time
277
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:48,467
for our Humanitarian
of the Year award.
278
00:11:48,502 --> 00:11:49,933
Yes, I remember.
279
00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:53,534
All I'm saying is, don't
make any plans for this Friday.
280
00:11:53,569 --> 00:11:58,400
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Dad.
281
00:11:58,435 --> 00:11:59,866
Dad, come over here.
282
00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:01,901
Come meet Robert. This is Robert
from the foundation,
283
00:12:01,936 --> 00:12:03,167
and he has big news.
284
00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:04,432
Jack Gallo.
285
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:07,067
I was just telling your
daughter to circle her calendar.
286
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,485
Because...
Because you, Jack Gallo,
287
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,868
are our Humanitarian
of the Year.
288
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,367
Hey. Right back at ya.
289
00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:29,699
Jack Gallo
for Donald Trump.
290
00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:33,100
I don't care
if he's in a meeting.
291
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:35,401
This is urgent.
292
00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:37,632
Donald.
Jack.
293
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:40,833
I'm the Humanitarian
of the Year,
294
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:44,000
so you can kiss my ass.
295
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:48,033
Come on. The foundation people
are waiting.
296
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,332
For what?
297
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,033
I told you, the photo shoot
for their newsletter.
298
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:55,067
These charity people-
you give and you give,
299
00:12:55,102 --> 00:12:58,033
and all they want is more.
300
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,684
Okay, let's do it.
301
00:12:59,719 --> 00:13:01,265
All right, Mr. Gallo.
302
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,100
We're all set up for you.
Right over here.
303
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:04,566
Here he is, our patron saint.
304
00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:07,133
All right.
Who's got the big check?
305
00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:08,265
It's right here.
306
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,901
Just be careful.
It might still be wet.
307
00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:12,632
Okay, this one's
for the kids.
308
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,601
Three cheers for
the Guggenheim Foundation.
309
00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:16,868
Gavalon.
310
00:13:16,903 --> 00:13:18,065
Right.
311
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,933
Very nice.
Just like that.
312
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,968
Uh, Miss Smith,
whenever you're ready.
313
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,200
Excuse me.
314
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,683
Hi, Amber.
315
00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:29,200
Hi, Jack.
316
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,998
I didn't know you
were going to be here.
317
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,467
Well, when I found out
this was your pet project,
318
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:36,766
how could I say no?
319
00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:40,033
Hey, a kid's not a kid
unless he's got a bike.
320
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,701
Actually, it's
a literacy program
321
00:13:41,736 --> 00:13:44,268
that helps teach inner-
322
00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:46,766
Great. Good. Whatever.
323
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:49,300
Uh, could somebody
move her out of the way?
324
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,566
Uh, Maya, don't think that
you've been forgotten.
325
00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:55,701
We'd like you to introduce
your father at the banquet.
326
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:59,100
Oh, gosh. Couldn't we
just release some doves?
327
00:13:59,135 --> 00:14:00,432
Just a few words
328
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,534
about Jack's passionate concern
for the children.
329
00:14:03,569 --> 00:14:04,766
Passionate concern.
330
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,701
Hey.
This one's for Trump.
331
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:14,766
Hey, Princess.
332
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:16,801
The Times is doing a story
on your dad's award.
333
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,432
They want to call you
for a quote.
334
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,732
Okay. How about this
for my introduction?
335
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:24,000
"Every once in a while,
a man looks at the world,
336
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:27,234
steps forward, and says,
"Hey, who wants my crumbs?"
337
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,232
That's not bad.
How about,
338
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:33,467
"It's touching to see
what Jack means to all of you,
339
00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:36,901
because you certainly
don't mean jack to him."
340
00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:42,367
Okay. That's good.
341
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,801
Come here.
342
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:47,566
Oh...
343
00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:51,601
Look, don't forget why you got
involved with those kids
344
00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:53,167
in the first place.
345
00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:54,466
You're right.
346
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:56,534
We all know who's doing
the real work around here.
347
00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:57,965
Thanks.
348
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,967
And in the end,
the love you take
349
00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:03,934
is equal to
the love you make.
350
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,632
Why did you come in here?
351
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,667
I had to hug you
in this sweater.
352
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:12,667
Oh.
353
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:17,601
Hey, Kit-Kat,
how hangs it?
354
00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:18,968
Fine.
355
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,265
Stop!
356
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,467
I have to know something.
357
00:15:23,502 --> 00:15:25,401
Why do you hate me?
358
00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:27,265
I don't hate you.
359
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:31,033
Then why won't you give me
a nickname like everyone else?
360
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,601
Because you're my hero.
361
00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:36,200
Yeah, well-what?
362
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,317
I look around here all day,
and all I see
363
00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:43,133
are these mindless
fashion drones, but you...
364
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,666
you're an artist.
365
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:46,165
I've studied your work.
366
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,667
Your lighting,
your composition,
367
00:15:47,702 --> 00:15:48,899
it's perfect.
368
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:52,334
Who-who am I
to give you a nickname?
369
00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:58,566
Wow.
370
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:01,601
Hey, I'm, um,
touched, really.
371
00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:03,065
But you know what?
372
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,300
I'm just a normal, friendly,
salt-of-the-earth guy.
373
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:08,934
I've read The Giving Tree.
So...
374
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,434
Come on.
Give me a nickname.
375
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:12,666
No. I couldn't.
376
00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:14,601
No, no. Yeah, you could.
Come on.
377
00:16:14,636 --> 00:16:16,100
I'd be honored.
378
00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:18,566
Um...
379
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,666
Okay, okay.
380
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,651
How about, uh...
381
00:16:22,686 --> 00:16:24,566
Clicky?
Clicky?
382
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,133
Yeah. Sure.
What's the haps, Clicky?
383
00:16:26,168 --> 00:16:27,432
I don't like Clicky.
384
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,000
Let's go hit the bars,
Clicky.
385
00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,434
No. Stop calling me that.
386
00:16:34,968 --> 00:16:36,799
How about Lens Cap?
387
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,167
Nah. I don't like that either.
388
00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:40,132
Sparky?
No.
389
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,265
Flash? Freeze frame?
390
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,901
No. Tell you what.
Just call me Elliott.
391
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,285
I got it. I got it.
392
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,634
Kodachromey-homey.
393
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,632
No.
394
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,667
Moose?
No.
395
00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:52,632
Bambi?
No.
396
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,850
Chicken pot pie?
397
00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:55,033
Get away
from me.
398
00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:06,034
And in the end,
the love you take
399
00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:09,467
is equal to
the love you make.
400
00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:11,400
Come here.
401
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,934
Elliott, look.
No. Don't look.
402
00:17:18,969 --> 00:17:20,132
My dress.
403
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,132
That jackal's
got my zebra.
404
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,632
Stop it. How do you
know it's yours?
405
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,667
What, you don't think a mother
knows her child?
406
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:29,951
Forget it.
Here's the plan.
407
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:32,165
I stroll over,
nod hello,
408
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,701
then nonchalantly drag her
into the coatroom
409
00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:35,799
where you're waiting
410
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,634
with a stun gun
and a handful of sedatives.
411
00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,833
Don't worry.
It's all in there.
412
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,968
I'll tell you what.
Let's call that the backup plan.
413
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:44,268
Yeah, but I want my dress now.
414
00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:46,499
Oh, relax.
I'll handle this.
415
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,534
Okay. But at least
take the handcuffs.
416
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,067
Dad, where have
you been?
417
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,632
You're an hour late.
418
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:57,667
Well, don't blame me.
Jimmy Caan putts like a nun.
419
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,766
Well, what about
my dress?
420
00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:06,834
I'll have it for you
in the morning.
421
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,767
Hello again, friends
of the Gavalon Foundation.
422
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,701
I hope you enjoyed the fish.
423
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,799
Well, without further ado,
424
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:22,033
I give you the daughter
of our award recipient,
425
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,834
Maya Gallo.
426
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:33,100
My father is
a remarkable man.
427
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,265
While one person
428
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,566
may dedicate a lifetime
to a particular cause,
429
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,634
another can sweep in and make
a tremendous difference
430
00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,098
with the mere stroke
of a pen.
431
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:46,634
And who's to say which
contribution is more valuable?
432
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:50,632
Well, apparently, you.
433
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:54,901
So here he is,
our Humanitarian of the Year,
434
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:56,868
Jack Gallo.
435
00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:11,901
I am so proud to be a part
of the Hopalong Foundation.
436
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:18,184
I wish my wife
could be here tonight,
437
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:21,434
but she's at home
reading to our child.
438
00:19:21,469 --> 00:19:22,899
Why?
439
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:27,401
Because the kid
can't read a word.
440
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:31,868
Of course,
she's only six months old.
441
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,167
Yes.
442
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:41,067
Me? I learned to read
when I was five,
443
00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:43,067
and I've been reading
ever since,
444
00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:44,432
except when I'm on vacation.
445
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:47,868
That's my time, and I make
no apologies for that.
446
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:52,367
And so, in conclusion...
447
00:19:56,968 --> 00:19:59,301
Learn...
448
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,418
Love...
449
00:20:01,453 --> 00:20:03,501
Read.
450
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:21,367
Now, folks, our next item
of business
451
00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:23,284
you won't find on the program.
452
00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:25,132
It's a special
one-time award
453
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,667
that's given
to someone very deserving.
454
00:20:27,702 --> 00:20:30,167
Maya, if you'd help us out
one more time...
455
00:20:30,202 --> 00:20:31,466
Me?
456
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,084
It was Maya Gallo here
who got the fashion world
457
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,632
involved in our little charity,
and without her,
458
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:40,567
we wouldn't have the support
of supermodel Amber Smith...
459
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,767
Who flew all the way here
from a photo shoot in Jamaica
460
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,133
just to be with us.
461
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,616
Now, I call that giving.
462
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:53,100
So...without further ado...
463
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,334
we'd like to present-
464
00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:55,732
Amber Smith.
465
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,634
You're going to give
Amber Smith an award?
466
00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:00,618
That's it. I've had it.
467
00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:02,532
You people are all whores.
468
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:06,067
You just toss trophies at
anyone worth sucking up to
469
00:21:06,102 --> 00:21:08,117
while the real heroes
get nothing.
470
00:21:08,152 --> 00:21:10,133
Heroes like me.
That's right, me.
471
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,199
Uh, Maya-
472
00:21:11,234 --> 00:21:12,799
Oh, shut up,
you little lapdog.
473
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,667
Well, folks, I've
learned my lesson.
474
00:21:14,702 --> 00:21:16,466
I've had it
with helping others.
475
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,501
From now on, Maya
takes care of Maya.
476
00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:20,466
It's all about me,
me, me, me,
477
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:23,267
and the rest of you
can all just go to hell.
478
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:40,901
There are so many people
I'd like to thank.
479
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:53,734
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
480
00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:57,566
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
481
00:21:57,601 --> 00:22:01,701
♪ It don't matter what I want
To do 'cause ♪
482
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:07,399
♪ It's got a mind of its own ♪
483
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:11,267
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪♪
484
00:22:11,317 --> 00:22:15,867
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