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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[Shouting] Stop, stop, stop, stop,
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stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Stop! Hey! Stop!
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Please, don't take my car.
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I know I missed a few payments.
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You missed six, lady.
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Okay, I was ballparking.
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Look, please don't do this to me.
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I lost my job as an investment banker.
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I have been blackballed from the industry.
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I'm practically broke
and living with my mom.
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This car is the only good
thing I have left in the world.
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Aside from my daughter, of course.
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Tell you what, you chase me
for another block in that bra,
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and... I'll let you get
the crap out of the console.
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What?
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Deal.
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Hey, Mom.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just so disheartening
to see my little M.B.A.
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Working in a seedy dive bar.
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Mom, I own this seedy dive bar.
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Oh, stop it, Wayne.
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I'm proud of you, too.
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You've totally exceeded my expectations.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Hey, Maggie.
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You here for bottomless boilermaker night?
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[Chuckles] Tempting, but
there's something I need
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to talk to Wayne about.
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Just a little something
between mother and son.
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It's time you and Stephanie had a baby.
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What?
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I had a health scare last week.
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Everything's fine, but I didn't want to die
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without meeting my son's child.
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Oh, Mom.
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Well, Stephanie and I have talked about it,
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but we both feel we're
not really ready yet.
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I respect that. I do.
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But you really are. Look at your hairline.
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Ticktock, sweetie.
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You're not still wearing
that tight underwear, are you?
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Too much body heat kills
your little swimmers.
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Mom, this is really none of your business.
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I just want to be an involved grandparent.
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Not in the conception.
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Apparently, this is something
very personal to you.
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I'll stay out of it.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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You want to go bowling Thursday night?
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Wow. I haven't been bowling
with you since grad night.
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But what the hell? Why not?
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All right. And I have a coupon.
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Free shoe rental.
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Well, look at you, Connie Coupon.
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What, what?
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Oh, wow. It's my
membership card to Paradisa.
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I thought I tossed this.
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That obnoxious health club?
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[Scoffs] I hate delivering there.
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I asked 'em if I could
use their bathroom once.
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They told me they didn't have one.
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That whole place is a bathroom.
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[Laughs] I know. I mean, I hate it too.
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I mean, obviously I only joined it because
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my old job wanted me to,
you know, to "network."
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- You hate it?
- Yeah.
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- Really?
- Are you kidding?
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I mean, look, they pump
the place full of eucalyptus
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mist, because God forbid
anybody breathe just plain air
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while they're in there.
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You know, I have almost a
year left on this membership.
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I wonder if I could get
some of that money back.
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Is it really worth the hassle?
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How much is an annual membership?
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I mean, it's like almost 6.
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Hundred? That's insane.
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Thousand.
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What?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Um, I need to cancel my membership.
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- No problem.
- Great.
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Uh, so how do you want
to handle the refund?
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Check or cash? Cash works.
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Oh, we don't do that.
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But see the thing is
is I've only been here,
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like, once or twice in the last two years,
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which means I paid, like,
$3,000 a visit, you know?
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That does seem a little pricey.
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I know, right?
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So, look, why don't we just say $2,000?
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That's a nice, even number,
and everybody's happy.
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[Laughs]
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Sorry, we don't negotiate.
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But you can help yourself
to some fresh berries.
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We have kiwi medley today.
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You would've been proud of me, Danny.
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She tried to push me into something,
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and I backed her down.
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I beat my mom.
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I've never felt like more of a man.
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Yeah, that's a real
growth moment there, Wayne.
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The truth is, Stephanie
never would've agreed
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to having a kid right now.
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She's got a five-year plan for our future
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that's scheduled to the minute.
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Wayne, your mother and I have been talking,
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and we've come to a decision.
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We're going to make a baby.
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[Cheering]
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Awesome.
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- [Gasps]
- Oh, my God. Jennifer.
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Francine, Carrie.
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I can't believe this.
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You know, we all miss
you so much at the office.
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How have you been, since
you... lost your job?
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Someone said that you
were living with your mom.
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What?
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And working at a bar?
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That's crazy.
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- Ugh.
- [Laughs]
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God, where do these
rumors even get started?
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Um, the truth is my life is fantastic.
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It's never been better.
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Oh, that is so good to hear.
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I just... I couldn't bear
the thought of Jennifer Doyle
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living in the middle of
nowhere, slogging beers.
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Yeah. If it ever comes to that, kill me.
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- Deal.
- [Laughter]
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So things are good?
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Oh, fabulous.
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I mean, I've just been
enjoying life, you know?
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- Oh.
- Painting
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and yoga, long walks.
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You know, just overall mindfulness.
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- Mindfulness, yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'm so doing that next summer.
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- Mm.
- [Laughs]
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- Or Italy.
- [Laughs]
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Well, we got to get dinner and catch up.
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How 'bout Luna's?
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Oh, God, I love Luna's.
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Next Thursday?
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Um, perfect. That'll be great.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Do you want to go to dinner
Thursday before we go bowling?
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We could go to Pepe's.
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Ah, Pepe's. The edible sombrero.
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The killer mango-rita.
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[Laughs] Hell yeah.
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Ooh, wait, Thursday?
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What, did you forget?
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No. God, are you kidding?
Don't be ridiculous.
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It was my idea. I just
thought that, you know,
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we'd eat dinner after.
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And I'm gonna be a little
bit late for bowling
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because my old neighbor isn't feeling well.
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So I told her that I would, you know,
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stop in and check up on her.
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- Mrs. Chambers?
- On the other side.
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- Mrs. Robinson?
- Two doors down.
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Is she the one that has...
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She's new to... To the neighborhood.
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Look, I'm excited to have kids whenever,
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but I thought you wanted to wait.
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I did, but then your
mother started talking about
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how we're not a complete family yet.
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And then she told me that your
sperm's getting really old.
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And I don't want to have a baby
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that's made out of old sperm.
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Okay, if... if you're
up for it, I'm up for it.
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Let's just keep my mom out of this.
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I don't mean to be intrusive.
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I just stopped by to drop off
a little gift for you guys.
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Boxer shorts for Wayne,
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and an ovulation kit for Stephanie.
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This is going to be fun.
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So for the ride home, do
you have anything around
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9:15, 9:30-ish?
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Okay, I got this.
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If I order smart, I'll be fine.
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You know what? Everything looks so good.
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Let's just get a bunch of plates and share.
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Yes. Seafood tower, extra lobster tails.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And the sustainable caviar.
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And we have to have champagne.
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[Laughs] Absolutely.
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Yeah. [Clears throat] Let's drink.
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Let's drink a lot. Let's get drunk.
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[Laughter]
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So do you miss being in the game?
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Sometimes.
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Um, but, you know, not the money so much.
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It... it's more the art of the deal.
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Ooh, yeah.
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But the money's pretty
good. Am I right, ladies?
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Uh, holla!
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[Laughter]
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- More champagne.
- Whoo.
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All: [Cheering]
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[Football game playing]
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- It's go time.
- But the bar is packed.
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Honey, the stick says now.
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Do you want to argue with the stick?
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No, I...
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[Panting] Whoo!
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All: [Chanting] Go! Go! Go! Go!
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We're gonna make a baby.
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All: Go! Go! Go! Go! Aww...
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I wish my mom hadn't used
those exact same words.
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Now she's in my head.
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Okay, well, I give you
permission to think about
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whatever you want right
now to get back in the mood.
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And I don't have to tell you what it is?
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Just this once.
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All: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go...
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- What's wrong?
- Now she's in my head.
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All: Aww.
- Come on.
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Here comes the check.
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You know what? Tonight, dinner is on me.
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- What?
- After all, I can't think
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of a better way to spend my birthday.
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- It's your birthday?
- Yeah.
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Oh, well, then put your card away.
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You can't pay on your birthday.
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[Laughter]
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[Phone vibrating]
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- _
- [Whispers] Dina.
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Well, you know what?
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Tonight has been absolutely
wonderful, you guys.
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I mean, really amazing.
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I can't thank you enough.
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Uh, and I will see you
at spin class on Tuesday.
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- Happy Birthday!
- Ahh, Happy Birthday!
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[Laughs] Whoohoo!
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Yes. Yay!
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Hey, we need more champagne
for the birthday girl.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Let's all sing to Jennifer.
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Hey! Hey! Hold on! Wait!
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Hey! Hey!
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Stop!
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Dina.
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Dina, wait. Where are you going?
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Let's bowl. Let's bowl?
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I have been bowling for two hours.
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Well, an hour of that I
was unofficially chaperoning
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this little girl's birthday party.
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All of her friends seemed to make it.
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Well, except for Tommy, who
claimed to have a stomach bug.
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Whatever. We had fun without him.
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Dina, I'm sorry.
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No, it's cool.
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I got ice cream cake and a goodie bag,
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so... I'm all good.
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00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:19,016
[Sighs] Look, the truth
is, I ran into some friends
258
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,018
from my old job, Carrie and Francine.
259
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,188
And they took me out to
this really nice dinner,
260
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,557
and they made me eat
caviar and drink champagne,
261
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,759
and... and then there
was the birthday cake.
262
00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,261
I mean, it was a nightmare.
263
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,463
Mm. You poor thing.
264
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,600
Dina, I'm really sorry. I screwed up.
265
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,669
Just please let me make it up to you.
266
00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:39,804
Why does that sound so familiar?
267
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:43,641
Oh, yeah. Because you keep saying it.
268
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,910
All right, I won't say it with words.
269
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:49,213
I will say it with tickets.
270
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,348
Black Keys, L.A. Bowl,
271
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,417
Friday night.
272
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,053
Black Keys?
273
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,122
I love the Black Keys.
274
00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:58,722
Hmm.
275
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,157
If you burn me this time, Doyle...
276
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,194
The only way you're gonna get
burned, lady, is if you stand
277
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,396
too close to my lighter during the encore.
278
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,999
Your lighter? When was the
last time you went to a concert?
279
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,336
It's been a while.
280
00:11:13,371 --> 00:11:14,505
Remember when we got kicked out of here
281
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,107
'cause I got so rowdy in the mosh pit?
282
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,842
Yeah, there was never a mosh pit...
283
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,210
The sound of music sing-along.
284
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,580
Hey, I saw nuns and Nazi
uniforms, and I lost it.
285
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,115
[Laughs] And then you started singing
286
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,816
"how do you solve a
problem like gonorrhea?"
287
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,751
- [Laughs]
- I mean, really?
288
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,954
Are we really in the very top row?
289
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,656
Yep. Section "Z," row 99, lady.
290
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:33,958
Oh. We're gonna need to hydrate.
291
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,559
Maybe I should get us another box of wine.
292
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:36,727
- Yeah, I'm down.
- All right.
293
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:39,630
I'll be right back. All right.
294
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:43,000
- Jennifer, what?
- Wow, hi.
295
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,337
This is twice in one
week. Are you stalking us?
296
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,471
What? No. Are you kidding?
297
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,141
If I were stalking you,
you'd be dead by now.
298
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,942
[Laughter]
299
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,577
Hey, you want to come sit with us?
300
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:54,278
We have an extra seat.
301
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,014
You know what? I... that sounds great,
302
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,049
but I'm... I'm actually here with a friend.
303
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,352
- Oh.
- It's a big investor.
304
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,087
And do they invest in boxed wine?
305
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,455
What? [Both chuckling]
306
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,423
Oh, God, no. Are you kidding?
307
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,225
I was just buying this for this kid.
308
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,894
Here you go, tiger. Knock yourself out.
309
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,164
- Sweet.
- Drink responsibly.
310
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,833
[Laughing] So where are you sitting?
311
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:16,967
Are you in a box?
312
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,836
I mean, do you think I'm
sitting in section "Z"?
313
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,907
Oh, no. Okay, listen, we're in box 002.
314
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,475
- Yeah.
- Come by for a drink.
315
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,177
We're with Dale from berkshire hathaway.
316
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,045
And apparently, Warren is considering
317
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,180
opening an L.A. office.
318
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,214
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
319
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,615
- Get it, girl.
- Okay, yeah.
320
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:36,220
I'll come by for one drink.
321
00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:41,525
Is that me? I was so adorable.
322
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,160
How come nobody talks about that more?
323
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:43,994
[Laughs] You were.
324
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,898
Oh, here's one of me putting
on your easter outfit.
325
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,235
And here I am taking you to the park.
326
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,270
Wow. I am really screaming there.
327
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,839
You had horrible colic.
It runs in the family.
328
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,241
Your mom had it, your uncle.
329
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,476
- You do you treat it?
- You don't.
330
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:03,781
You just try to live through
it, day after day after day.
331
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,850
Uh... then you hit your terrible 2s.
332
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,619
I remember tantrums. [Laughs]
333
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,788
Screaming and pounding
my feet on the floor.
334
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,991
Didn't I once throw a bowl of yams at you?
335
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,693
I still have the bump.
336
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,662
I'd forgotten how bad it could be.
337
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:22,266
It's like raising a monkey who hates you.
338
00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:26,003
Get off the stage!
339
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,739
Black Keys!
340
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:32,109
Oh, like you weren't thinkin' it.
341
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,711
You know what? Maybe we should wait
342
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,946
until they get on the stage
before we get kicked out.
343
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,015
I got to pace myself. You're right.
344
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,317
- Yeah, you bet.
- Okay.
345
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,354
[Phone vibrating]
346
00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,355
_
347
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,290
You know what? We need nachos.
348
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,024
- Good call.
- Right?
349
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,692
- I'll go get some.
- No, no, no, no, no.
350
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:49,760
Let me go get 'em. Are you sure?
351
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,328
Yeah, relax. I'll be right back.
352
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,329
I'll be quick. Okay.
353
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,964
- Be good.
- All right.
354
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,332
Okay.
355
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:02,439
Ticket?
356
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,375
Oh, hey, Russel.
357
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,143
Uh, I am in box 002.
358
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,280
Yeah, we don't have verbal tickets here.
359
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,516
This isn't the future.
360
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,520
[Sighs]
361
00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,366
Really? Come on.
362
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,303
- Jennifer.
- Hi.
363
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:36,240
Wow. These are amazing seats. [Laughs]
364
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:40,177
Like the ones I also have over there.
365
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,613
You must be the famous Jennifer Doyle.
366
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,714
- Dale?
- Yes.
367
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,982
- Hi.
- I'm surprised you didn't
368
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,884
come in on a golden chariot or something,
369
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,951
the way these girls talk about you.
370
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:51,322
Oh, well, I couldn't get it past the Usher.
371
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,590
[Laughter]
372
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:54,525
Here, join us.
373
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,794
- Oh, thank you.
- Sure.
374
00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:00,698
So I noticed that you guys stopped buying
375
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,266
- social media stock.
- Mmhmm.
376
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,469
I get it. Wouldn't be my move, but...
377
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,571
Really? What would be your move?
378
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,373
- [Phone vibrating] Nachos.
- _
379
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,274
- Nachos?
- You know what?
380
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,743
I will explain everything when I get back.
381
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,579
Hold tight.
382
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,584
Where are the nachos?
383
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,252
And why do you have a champagne flute?
384
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,656
Um, you know what? They
were giving these out
385
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,927
with the nachos. And then
they ran out of nachos.
386
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,296
So you know what? Enjoy.
387
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,832
Um, and I will be right back
388
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,167
with nachos.
389
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,072
[Knock at door]
390
00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:47,578
Mom, we have to talk.
391
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,081
- We've been thinking.
- So have I.
392
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,049
Do you really think this is the right time
393
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,552
for us to be having this baby?
394
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,086
What?
395
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,288
Well, I think we may have jumped into this
396
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,123
without thinking it through.
397
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,424
Babies are so much work.
398
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,860
Do I really want to be
saddled down right now,
399
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,829
when there's so much I haven't done yet?
400
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,532
Uh... hang gliding,
tantric yoga, Machu Picchu.
401
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,101
- But...
- You're being a little unfair
402
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,537
to ask me to make that
kind of sacrifice right now.
403
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,406
We're being unfair?
404
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,173
I'm sorry.
405
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,409
But I don't think it's the right time
406
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,878
for me to be having this baby.
407
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,079
[Timer dings]
408
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:25,149
Dinner's ready.
409
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,018
What are you thinking about right now?
410
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,120
I'm not thinking about your mother.
411
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,021
Mom, rain check.
412
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,188
I can have us home in eight minutes.
413
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,524
Forget about it. Just
park behind the Walmart.
414
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,327
It's pretty dark back there.
415
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,431
- Ticket.
- Seriously, Russel?
416
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,900
You saw me go in, you saw me come out.
417
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,668
We had a whole conversation.
418
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,005
Oh, yeah. I remember.
419
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,140
Ticket.
420
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,308
[Laughs] Jennifer.
421
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,044
Oh, God. We couldn't help it.
422
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,813
You said nachos, and we had to get nachos.
423
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,448
Hey, what's going on?
424
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,115
Dina!
425
00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,817
Are you coming back to sit with us?
426
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,053
"Back"? Is that why you keep disappearing?
427
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,687
To go sit with your fancy friends?
428
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,489
Huh? No. No, no, no, no, no.
429
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,357
What are you talking about?
430
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,159
We just ran into each
other and started talking,
431
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:12,430
like people do, and
hello, here's your nachos.
432
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,465
What the hell is going on, Jennifer?
433
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,833
Is this your investor friend?
434
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,001
- What?
- Oh, hi.
435
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,803
I'm Carrie. This is Francine.
436
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,571
Oh, yeah, I remember you guys.
437
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:24,341
You're Jennifer's friends from
the last time she stood me up.
438
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,912
Okay, look. I can explain all of this.
439
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,381
Um... I'm just trying to
440
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,184
think of a way that makes me sound good.
441
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,352
Oh, my God. Just save it, okay?
442
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,889
You're always gonna want
to go back to your old life,
443
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,924
because that is who you are.
444
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,027
Just do me a favor and be honest about it
445
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,863
and stop wasting my time, okay?
446
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:49,867
Why is your investor
talking to you like this?
447
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,640
B-because...
448
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,910
Because she's not my investor.
449
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,180
Look, you guys, I'm... I'm
not the same Jennifer Doyle
450
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:03,848
you used to know.
451
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,250
I-I don't have a golden chariot.
452
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,953
Hell, I don't even have a car anymore.
453
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,888
And I am living with my mother.
454
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,390
I am working at my brother's sports bar.
455
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,227
And I don't have box seats tonight.
456
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,629
Knew it.
457
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,665
You know what? I am... I am sitting
458
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,000
in the very top row.
459
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,001
Worst seats in the house.
460
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,304
I'm drinkin' boxed wine
with my best friend, Dina.
461
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:32,510
And that is exactly where
I want to be right now.
462
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,611
Let's go, Dina.
463
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:38,015
Dina? Dina?
464
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,089
I don't want to hear it, Doyle.
465
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,857
Well, you're gonna hear it anyway.
466
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,760
[Panting] I am sorry.
467
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,562
I've been totally unfair to you.
468
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,732
I just... I got pulled
in by the chance to get
469
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,768
back in the game and all the fancy seats
470
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:01,272
and the perks and the
superficial stuff that you hate.
471
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,774
Are you kidding? I love superficial.
472
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,710
You think I want to sit
up here with these losers?
473
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,546
- Hey.
- You're a loser.
474
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,046
[Laughs]
475
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,048
I just hate it when you leave me behind.
476
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,951
Even worse when you lie to me about it.
477
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,253
Okay. Okay, look, I promise,
478
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:20,958
the next time I blow you off,
I will tell you the truth.
479
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,393
Or some version of it.
480
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,827
That's all I'm asking for.
481
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,397
I have very low expectations of you.
482
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,266
[Laughs]
483
00:19:28,488 --> 00:19:30,121
[Laughter]
484
00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:34,158
You remind me so much of our
estate manager in Ireland.
485
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,328
Big, stubby fingers, terrible rosacea,
486
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,562
but a dear of a woman.
487
00:19:38,564 --> 00:19:40,731
You don't get there as often as you like,
488
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:43,434
but when you do, you want a fire going.
489
00:19:43,436 --> 00:19:43,935
So true.
490
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:45,670
And somebody's got to feed the falcon.
491
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:48,572
- I mean...
- But, listen to me prattle on.
492
00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:51,809
You were telling us about
your charming timeshare
493
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:54,679
in Palm Springs.
494
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:59,279
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