Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,962 --> 00:00:03,381
‐ Swish, swish, bish.
2
00:00:03,381 --> 00:00:05,093
It's me, Sarah.
3
00:00:05,093 --> 00:00:06,722
And I am so fucking sick
of thinking
4
00:00:06,722 --> 00:00:08,308
about stupid Brett Kavanaugh.
5
00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:10,437
Honestly, if I think
of his frowny pink face
6
00:00:10,437 --> 00:00:13,694
and his Pert Plus hair
one more time, I'm gonna puke.
7
00:00:13,694 --> 00:00:16,199
Trump even held a ceremony
for Kavanaugh
8
00:00:16,199 --> 00:00:19,205
where he apologized
on behalf of the nation,
9
00:00:19,205 --> 00:00:22,336
declared victory, as always,
and added:
10
00:00:22,336 --> 00:00:26,804
‐ You, sir,
under historic scrutiny,
11
00:00:26,804 --> 00:00:28,599
were proven innocent.
12
00:00:28,599 --> 00:00:32,064
‐ And you, sir,
under historic scrutiny,
13
00:00:32,064 --> 00:00:35,362
will be poopin' in a cell.
14
00:00:35,362 --> 00:00:37,283
I'm very proud of that.
15
00:00:37,283 --> 00:00:40,915
So now Kavanaugh's on the court
and ready to decide the case
16
00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,253
of "tastes great"
versus "less filling."
17
00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:45,633
What's even more upsetting
is the GOP is seeing
18
00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:48,681
an actual bump
from this Kavanaugh shit.
19
00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,475
‐ The Kavanaugh bump is real.
20
00:00:50,475 --> 00:00:51,770
‐ Shut up, dummy.
21
00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:53,524
God, I wish I could get through
22
00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:55,360
to the 52% of white women
23
00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,323
who put Trump in office,
but they are‐‐
24
00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:58,826
they're too far gone.
25
00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,623
So, instead, I am looking
to young people.
26
00:01:01,623 --> 00:01:03,001
Young Thug.
27
00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,546
Young Dolph.
28
00:01:04,546 --> 00:01:05,632
Lil Pump.
29
00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,301
Lil Uzi Vert.
30
00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,723
But also young people
who aren't rappers.
31
00:01:09,723 --> 00:01:13,104
Because only 23%
of young people voted at all
32
00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:15,233
in the 2014 midterms.
33
00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:17,279
And I know you don't want
to hear this from me,
34
00:01:17,279 --> 00:01:20,243
your Auntie Sarah‐‐
who happens to have
35
00:01:20,243 --> 00:01:23,124
a cherry bomb of a caboose,
by the way‐‐
36
00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,505
so take it from your buddy
Taylor Swift.
37
00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:28,259
T‐Swift has never
been political before,
38
00:01:28,259 --> 00:01:30,138
but this week,
she went on Instagram
39
00:01:30,138 --> 00:01:32,894
and said she would vote
for two Democrats in Tennessee,
40
00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:35,107
and it is a very big deal,
41
00:01:35,107 --> 00:01:37,862
because Taylor has
a massive amount of reach.
42
00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:41,160
She has 112 million
Instagram followers.
43
00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,580
She's not just a pop star,
44
00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:45,210
she has the following
of two Italys.
45
00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:47,799
And Republicans'
knee‐jerk reaction, of course,
46
00:01:47,799 --> 00:01:49,845
is to tell her
to stay out of politics.
47
00:01:49,845 --> 00:01:53,351
Hey. You can't give Kanye a
free ticket to the White House
48
00:01:53,351 --> 00:01:55,815
and then tell Taylor
to stay in her lane.
49
00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:58,403
They are both
taxpaying citizens.
50
00:01:58,403 --> 00:02:00,575
They can talk about
whatever they want.
51
00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:03,496
You know who should shut up?
Tax dodgers.
52
00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:05,250
Which would be great,
because then we wouldn't
53
00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,131
have to hear from big fat
President Dumbshit.
54
00:02:08,131 --> 00:02:10,385
And yes, Taylor's a little late
to the game
55
00:02:10,385 --> 00:02:13,099
and waited until the American
leg of her tour was over
56
00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:16,105
to speak up, but hey,
better late than never,
57
00:02:16,105 --> 00:02:18,276
ever getting back together.
58
00:02:18,276 --> 00:02:20,280
Fuck, her songs are so catchy.
59
00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,242
Look what you made me do.
60
00:02:24,038 --> 00:02:26,668
[Psychic Friend's"We Do Not Belong" plays]
61
00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,506
♪ ♪
62
00:02:28,506 --> 00:02:32,095
MAN: ♪ Shave it off,
stay alive, open wide ♪
63
00:02:32,095 --> 00:02:35,812
♪ Show us how to conquer first
and then divide ♪
64
00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:39,401
CHORUS: ♪ Don't know if we're
stayin' long, stayin' long ♪
65
00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:40,905
♪ Used to staying weak ♪
66
00:02:40,905 --> 00:02:43,326
♪ And now we're
staying strong ♪
67
00:02:43,326 --> 00:02:47,084
♪ We don't wanna go
where we do not belong ♪
68
00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:50,173
♪ Lonely as the day is long,
day is long ♪
69
00:02:50,173 --> 00:02:52,261
♪ ♪
70
00:02:52,261 --> 00:02:54,098
‐ Hi. It's me.
71
00:02:54,098 --> 00:02:56,227
Wow.
72
00:02:56,227 --> 00:02:59,860
What an attractive audience.
73
00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:03,157
I'm gonna have to take a cold
shower before the monologues.
74
00:03:03,157 --> 00:03:04,786
Oh, there's no time?
That's okay.
75
00:03:04,786 --> 00:03:05,913
I'll do it horny.
76
00:03:05,913 --> 00:03:07,584
[laughter]
77
00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:09,921
I want to talk to you guys
about climate change.
78
00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:12,677
Wait, don't switch over
to "Bosch"!
79
00:03:12,677 --> 00:03:14,556
Hurricane Michael
just happened.
80
00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:16,560
It's the third
most powerful storm
81
00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,564
ever on record to hit the U. S.
82
00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:20,902
It was big.
It was on every channel.
83
00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:23,197
But you know what is not
on every channel?
84
00:03:23,197 --> 00:03:25,786
The reason these storms
are getting more powerful
85
00:03:25,786 --> 00:03:27,205
and more frequent.
86
00:03:27,205 --> 00:03:29,251
God punishing gays.
87
00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,755
[laughter]
88
00:03:30,755 --> 00:03:33,594
No, it's climate change.
It's climate change.
89
00:03:33,594 --> 00:03:36,390
And I know climate change
is not the most exciting issue,
90
00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,102
and the media knows it too,
91
00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:41,192
which is part of why
it's covered so infrequently.
92
00:03:41,192 --> 00:03:43,656
Here is MSNBC anchor
Chris Hayes
93
00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,826
responding to the question
of why he's not airing
94
00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,622
more segments
on climate change.
95
00:03:54,636 --> 00:03:56,430
You know what's
a great incentive?
96
00:03:56,430 --> 00:03:58,476
We're all gonna fucking die.
97
00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:00,063
How about that
for an incentive?
98
00:04:00,063 --> 00:04:01,525
[laughter]
99
00:04:01,525 --> 00:04:03,236
Look, my show would get
better ratings
100
00:04:03,236 --> 00:04:07,620
if I just described the dongs
of dudes I've dated.
101
00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,083
But climate change
is an emergency,
102
00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:14,007
and one you definitely will not
get a presidential alert for.
103
00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:17,055
So maybe this gets shared
a little less than normal,
104
00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:21,480
but I feel compelled to use
my platform to speak out.
105
00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,986
Granted, my platform is on
the third‐largest
106
00:04:23,986 --> 00:04:25,321
streaming network of three.
107
00:04:25,321 --> 00:04:26,950
[laughter]
108
00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:30,331
So it's not so much
shouting from the rooftops
109
00:04:30,331 --> 00:04:33,630
as, like, complaining
at an open mic at Panera Bread.
110
00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:37,513
[laughter]
111
00:04:37,513 --> 00:04:39,684
Still, this is happening,
so put down
112
00:04:39,684 --> 00:04:43,024
your broccoli cheddar soup
and buckle up.
113
00:04:43,024 --> 00:04:45,905
This past week, the UN's
intergovernmental panel
114
00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:49,328
on climate change‐‐
let's call it IPCC‐‐
115
00:04:49,328 --> 00:04:52,375
released a report showing
that, on our current path,
116
00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,131
we will face apocalyptic levels
of flooding,
117
00:04:55,131 --> 00:04:58,806
wildfires, and famine by 2040.
118
00:04:58,806 --> 00:05:01,102
Which is not just
in our lifetime,
119
00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:03,022
but really fucking soon.
120
00:05:03,022 --> 00:05:04,901
It's 2040!
121
00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:09,201
Cardi B will be, like‐‐
ew, my age, gross.
122
00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:10,704
[laughter]
123
00:05:10,704 --> 00:05:12,959
I know there are
so many problems right now‐‐
124
00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:15,004
you know, people can't
afford rent
125
00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:18,637
and face crushing student loan
debt and medical bankruptcy.
126
00:05:18,637 --> 00:05:20,975
White supremacy is being
further entrenched
127
00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:22,770
by a far right‐wing government.
128
00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:25,526
Taco Bell still hasn't made
the Naked Chicken Chalupa
129
00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,905
a permanent menu item.
130
00:05:27,905 --> 00:05:31,162
But we cannot ignore the meteor
hurtling towards Earth
131
00:05:31,162 --> 00:05:33,584
just because our house
is on fire.
132
00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,506
2018 is on track
to be the fourth hottest year
133
00:05:36,506 --> 00:05:38,259
in recorded history.
134
00:05:38,259 --> 00:05:39,846
You want to guess
what the first, second,
135
00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:41,223
and third hottest years are?
136
00:05:41,223 --> 00:05:44,021
Too late, it was
the last three years.
137
00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:45,983
This is fucking happening,
138
00:05:45,983 --> 00:05:49,072
despite what
Fox News grandpas think.
139
00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:53,331
Unfortunately, a Fox News
grandpa is our president.
140
00:05:53,331 --> 00:05:55,836
‐ So Obama's talking
about all of this
141
00:05:55,836 --> 00:05:57,840
with the global warming
and the‐‐
142
00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,384
a lot of it's a hoax,
it's a hoax.
143
00:05:59,384 --> 00:06:01,472
I mean, it's
a money‐making industry, okay?
144
00:06:01,472 --> 00:06:03,392
‐ Yeah, it's a hoax,
like Sandy Hook
145
00:06:03,392 --> 00:06:06,190
or the Holocaust
or you making women cum.
146
00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:07,860
[laughter]
147
00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:10,156
You know, one of those hoaxes
that 97%
148
00:06:10,156 --> 00:06:13,246
of the world's scientists
are in cahoots on.
149
00:06:13,246 --> 00:06:15,876
I don't think I've ever said
the word "cahoots" before.
150
00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,838
Cahoots, it sounds Yiddish.
151
00:06:17,838 --> 00:06:19,968
I think it's a Yiddish word
for having diarrhea
152
00:06:19,968 --> 00:06:21,345
in a public square.
153
00:06:21,345 --> 00:06:24,852
[laughter]
154
00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,982
Look, the Paris Agreement
was meant to keep
155
00:06:26,982 --> 00:06:29,612
global warming
to under 2.6 degrees.
156
00:06:29,612 --> 00:06:32,535
Even in the unlikely event
we hit that target,
157
00:06:32,535 --> 00:06:34,789
there is a good chance
we are totally fucked
158
00:06:34,789 --> 00:06:37,043
and we cannot get un‐fucked.
159
00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:39,423
‐ Excuse me, Sarah?
160
00:06:39,423 --> 00:06:42,137
Hi, I'm a dumb guy,
161
00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:44,474
and I'm having trouble
following all these stats
162
00:06:44,474 --> 00:06:47,355
on account of
my oatmeal‐like brain.
163
00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:48,567
‐ Oh, right, okay.
164
00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:49,736
Two point six degrees
165
00:06:49,736 --> 00:06:51,071
does not sound like a big deal.
166
00:06:51,071 --> 00:06:52,700
You need something
more visceral.
167
00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,954
‐ Visceral? Sorry.
168
00:06:54,954 --> 00:06:58,879
My vocabulary is very not big.
169
00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:00,799
Again, I'm an idiot.
170
00:07:00,799 --> 00:07:05,601
‐ Got it. You need to hear what
bad things are gonna happen.
171
00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,353
You know how Miami is a city?
172
00:07:07,353 --> 00:07:09,024
‐ Yeah.
173
00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:11,654
‐ It's going to instead
be the ocean.
174
00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:13,533
‐ Awesome.
175
00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:17,415
Like my favorite movie,
"Waterworld."
176
00:07:17,415 --> 00:07:19,336
‐ Oh, you have bad taste,
'cause you're dumb.
177
00:07:19,336 --> 00:07:21,591
‐ Bingo. Bingo, bingo.
SARAH: Okay.
178
00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:23,177
How about this?
179
00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:24,972
New York City will be as hot
as the tropics,
180
00:07:24,972 --> 00:07:26,810
and the tropics
will grow so hot,
181
00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,647
they will be uninhabitable.
182
00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:30,984
Hurricanes and typhoons
and wildfires
183
00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,030
will just become the weather.
184
00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:35,451
Tens of millions
of climate refugees
185
00:07:35,451 --> 00:07:36,913
will have to flee their homes
186
00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:39,627
because of rising sea levels
or famine.
187
00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,046
And for those of you
with no empathy,
188
00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:42,967
that's not just in
other places.
189
00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:44,177
It's here.
190
00:07:44,177 --> 00:07:45,639
As all of Earth gets as hot
191
00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,058
as sub‐Saharan Africa,
192
00:07:47,058 --> 00:07:49,187
mosquitoes will spread
across the globe,
193
00:07:49,187 --> 00:07:52,945
infecting as many as 5 billion
people with malaria.
194
00:07:52,945 --> 00:07:55,449
‐ I just shit my pants.
195
00:07:55,449 --> 00:07:56,953
‐ Yeah,
it's fucking scary stuff.
196
00:07:56,953 --> 00:08:00,209
‐ I'm gonna go check
on my pants.
197
00:08:00,209 --> 00:08:01,963
‐ Sounds like a plan.
198
00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,800
You know, the last time
there was this much
199
00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,469
climate change
in a short period,
200
00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:09,060
it led to mass extinction
that killed 97%
201
00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:10,939
of all life on Earth.
202
00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:12,526
Meanwhile,
the Trump administration's
203
00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,532
official response to all of it
is, "Fuck it."
204
00:08:15,532 --> 00:08:16,993
They're actually pushing
for more
205
00:08:16,993 --> 00:08:18,705
environmental deregulation.
206
00:08:18,705 --> 00:08:21,376
Why? Because they're protecting
the interests
207
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,757
of a very small group
of absurdly rich
208
00:08:23,757 --> 00:08:24,842
and powerful people.
209
00:08:24,842 --> 00:08:26,345
According to "The Guardian,"
210
00:08:26,345 --> 00:08:29,017
71% of global carbon emissions
211
00:08:29,017 --> 00:08:32,148
stem from just 100
corporations.
212
00:08:32,148 --> 00:08:35,739
That's it, just 100
giant billionaire businesses
213
00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:39,037
that filled the right pockets
to get the devil's job done.
214
00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:42,126
Our only chance for survival
is an about‐face,
215
00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:43,922
investing in renewable energy,
216
00:08:43,922 --> 00:08:45,801
which would not only
save the planet
217
00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:48,430
but create an incredible boom
in jobs.
218
00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,811
You know, California
incentivized clean energy
219
00:08:50,811 --> 00:08:54,442
and, as a result, now has
eight and a half green jobs
220
00:08:54,442 --> 00:08:56,990
for every one job
in fossil fuels.
221
00:08:56,990 --> 00:09:01,583
Yet, the Trump administration
is actually suing to stop them.
222
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,296
Please follow the money
on that one.
223
00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:05,591
So should we all just assume
224
00:09:05,591 --> 00:09:07,595
we're truly and properly
fucked?
225
00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,306
I mean, yes.
226
00:09:09,306 --> 00:09:10,601
Sorry.
227
00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:12,186
It's just,
it would be disingenuous
228
00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,607
to sugarcoat it.
229
00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:15,902
At the same time,
we cannot give up,
230
00:09:15,902 --> 00:09:18,992
because fighting their nihilism
with more nihilism
231
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,704
is what they're banking on.
232
00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:23,459
If we don't fight
these 100 corporations,
233
00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:26,633
they get their money,
and we get to die.
234
00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:30,807
And the fucking disgusting
irony of it, of all of it,
235
00:09:30,807 --> 00:09:32,645
is that the billionaires
who have created
236
00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:35,399
this global atrocity are gonna
be the ones to survive it.
237
00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:37,153
They're gonna be fine.
238
00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:40,326
While we all cook to death
in a planet‐sized hot car,
239
00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:42,998
they will be safe
in their Martian bio‐dome,
240
00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:46,756
stuffing robot sex slaves
in their penthouse fuck suite.
241
00:09:46,756 --> 00:09:49,260
[laughter]
242
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:53,102
So the only option is we react
to this massive
243
00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:55,899
state of emergency
with massive action.
244
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,653
We should be doing the opposite
245
00:09:57,653 --> 00:10:00,116
of every single thing
this administration is doing.
246
00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,663
The world has to come together
to fight
247
00:10:02,663 --> 00:10:05,752
this man‐made apocalypse,
or we are fucked.
248
00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:07,004
‐ We can't be consumed
249
00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:09,426
by our petty differences
anymore.
250
00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:12,432
We will be united
in our common interests.
251
00:10:12,432 --> 00:10:16,566
‐ Wow, that was so,
like, not dumb.
252
00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:20,657
‐ We will, once again,
be fighting for our freedom.
253
00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:22,326
Not from tyranny, oppression,
254
00:10:22,326 --> 00:10:26,251
or persecution,
but from annihilation.
255
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,299
And should we win the day,
the fourth of July
256
00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:32,013
will no longer be known
as an American holiday.
257
00:10:32,013 --> 00:10:35,562
‐ Wait. This is the speech from
the end of "Independence Day."
258
00:10:35,562 --> 00:10:37,398
‐ Yeah, but it's
really good, and...
259
00:10:37,398 --> 00:10:40,237
‐ I mean, swap aliens
for climate change
260
00:10:40,237 --> 00:10:43,285
and it's pretty much the same‐‐
it's the same movie.
261
00:10:43,285 --> 00:10:45,206
Wait, just finish it.
Finish your speech.
262
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:46,709
‐ Really?
SARAH: Yeah.
263
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,630
We're all gonna die anyway.
264
00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:51,761
‐ We will not go quietly
into the night.
265
00:10:51,761 --> 00:10:54,642
We will not vanish
without a fight.
266
00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:56,604
We're going to live on.
267
00:10:56,604 --> 00:10:59,025
We're going to survive.
268
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:04,829
Today, we celebrate
our Independence Day!
269
00:11:04,829 --> 00:11:07,291
[cheers and applause]
270
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:10,005
‐ We'll be right back...
or will we?
271
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,401
‐ I was recently a guest
272
00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:22,154
on "The Last Word
with Lawrence O'Donnell."
273
00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,407
Oh, you don't believe me?
274
00:11:23,407 --> 00:11:24,743
Well, you're gonna look
so dumb,
275
00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,037
'cause I got video proof.
276
00:11:26,037 --> 00:11:27,290
Watch this.
277
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,918
[percussive music]
278
00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:30,421
‐ Welcome back.
These days, so much
279
00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:31,716
of our political conversation
280
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:32,926
happens on Twitter,
281
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,387
but what does this intersection
282
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,016
of politics and social media
283
00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:37,978
mean for our culture?
284
00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:40,441
We're joined by our panelists
in Los Angeles,
285
00:11:40,441 --> 00:11:43,196
actor, comedian, and
politically active Twitter user
286
00:11:43,196 --> 00:11:44,909
Sarah Silverman.
287
00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,996
And the right‐wing
Twitterverse's
288
00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:49,042
newest superstar
289
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,503
Brambi Streeter.
290
00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:52,256
Brambi, let's start with you.
291
00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:54,595
Earlier this week,
this tweet of yours
292
00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:56,682
went viral, reading, quote,
293
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,603
"Why don't I need feminism?
294
00:11:58,603 --> 00:12:01,817
I have AR‐15 reasons."
295
00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:03,445
What were you trying to say?
296
00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:04,698
‐ Well, Lawrence, there are
297
00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:06,409
a lot of coastal elites
298
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,915
who want to make it illegal
to love America,
299
00:12:08,915 --> 00:12:11,211
but real Americans know
defending liberty
300
00:12:11,211 --> 00:12:13,883
is the most pro‐woman thing
of all.
301
00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:15,595
‐ You know, no offense, Brambi,
302
00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:19,561
but, honestly, it seems like
every conservative pundit
303
00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:23,485
on TV reads from the same,
like, ten‐phrase glossary.
304
00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:26,241
‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you triggered?
305
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,161
Because the only
trigger warning I need
306
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:30,542
is "the safety is off."
307
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,169
‐ Eh.
[laughs]
308
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,548
That was a good one.
‐ I know.
309
00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:35,217
‐ You know, I think
this exchange
310
00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:36,428
leads me to my next question.
311
00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,098
Is social media
312
00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:39,685
making us more divided?
313
00:12:39,685 --> 00:12:41,479
‐ You know, Lawrence,
I think in many ways,
314
00:12:41,479 --> 00:12:42,816
it brings us together,
315
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:43,818
and in many ways,
316
00:12:43,818 --> 00:12:45,237
it does divide us.
317
00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:47,283
Certainly, if you're only
getting your news
318
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,370
from Trump's
incoherent tweets‐‐
319
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,749
‐ President Trump lives
rent‐free
320
00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:52,460
in your head every day.
321
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,842
‐ Brambi, take me through
how you came up with that.
322
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,598
‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you triggered?
323
00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:00,392
Because the only
trigger warning I need
324
00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:03,065
is "the safety is off."
325
00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,902
‐ You said that already.
326
00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:07,616
‐ [mockingly] "You said that
already."
327
00:13:07,616 --> 00:13:10,037
‐ Okay, first off,
I do sound like that.
328
00:13:10,037 --> 00:13:11,247
Secondly,
329
00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:12,374
who are you?
330
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,003
Like, where do you come from?
331
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:16,049
Every other week,
there's some new
332
00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,345
young conservative Barbie doll
who comes out of nowhere‐‐
333
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:20,015
BRAMBI: Well, so much
334
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:21,852
for the tolerant left‐‐
build a wall‐‐
335
00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:24,398
lock her up!
Benghazi‐‐nothing burger‐‐
336
00:13:24,398 --> 00:13:26,612
Benghazi‐‐Benghazi!
Coastal elite.
337
00:13:26,612 --> 00:13:27,739
‐ Is she okay?
338
00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:29,283
‐ You know, I don't know.
339
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:31,622
I‐I actually don't even know
where we got her.
340
00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:33,918
She just showed up
wearing a lapel mic.
341
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:36,507
‐ Brambi?
‐ I'm a proud, gun‐loving,
342
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,719
God‐fearing,
red state deplorable,
343
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:40,305
real American from‐‐
344
00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,017
‐ Hey, can we check on Brambi?
345
00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:43,813
‐ From‐‐from‐‐
346
00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,608
from‐‐from‐‐
347
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:46,986
SARAH: Where do you come from?
348
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:48,739
‐ From‐‐from‐‐
349
00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:49,867
from‐‐
350
00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,996
From...
351
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:55,002
[disquieting music]
352
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,212
♪ ♪
353
00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:57,507
[inhales suddenly]
354
00:13:57,507 --> 00:14:01,139
[breathing heavily]
355
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:02,474
‐ Your name is...
356
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,940
Brambi Streeter.
357
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,069
♪ ♪
358
00:14:08,069 --> 00:14:11,409
‐ Your name is...
359
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,958
Sluzi Guggle.
360
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,131
[disquieting synth music]
361
00:14:18,131 --> 00:14:25,145
♪ ♪
362
00:14:32,493 --> 00:14:39,256
♪ ♪
363
00:14:48,526 --> 00:14:50,697
‐ What happens when I'm
not young anymore?
364
00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:53,326
♪ ♪
365
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,163
‐ Be afraid.
366
00:14:55,163 --> 00:15:02,177
♪ ♪
367
00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,277
MAN: It is now time
for you to be armed
368
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,866
with your most dangerous
weapon.
369
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:18,209
♪ ♪
370
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,174
[tweeting sounds]
371
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:26,059
♪ ♪
372
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,188
BRAMBI: Trump, Trump, Trump,
373
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,649
Trump, Trump,
374
00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:31,779
Trump, Trump, Trump,
375
00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:33,824
Trump, Trump.
376
00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:35,368
MAN: What's happening?
377
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,872
‐ Brambi?
MAN: Somebody get help!
378
00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:38,793
MAN: Get the medic!
379
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,588
‐ Stay with me, Brambi.
380
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:43,301
Stay with me.
381
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:44,888
Look...
382
00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:46,767
we're gonna say
"Merry Christmas" again.
383
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,188
‐ No more "happy holidays"?
384
00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:50,525
SARAH: Nope.
385
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,111
No more "happy holidays."
386
00:15:52,111 --> 00:15:54,323
And no more gender‐neutral
bathrooms, either.
387
00:15:54,323 --> 00:15:57,329
‐ Two bathrooms.
Two genders.
388
00:15:57,329 --> 00:15:59,333
‐ Yes.
389
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,087
Yes.
390
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:02,924
‐ What's happening?
391
00:16:02,924 --> 00:16:04,468
I'm so scared.
392
00:16:04,468 --> 00:16:07,266
‐ It's okay.
You don't have to be afraid.
393
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,188
Heaven is filled with
guys with guns.
394
00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:11,608
‐ Good guys with guns?
395
00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:12,986
‐ [laughs]
396
00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:15,073
Great guys with guns.
397
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:16,325
[sniffs]
398
00:16:16,325 --> 00:16:18,329
‐ Mm.
399
00:16:18,329 --> 00:16:20,125
Liberal tears.
400
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,421
‐ I know they're your favorite.
401
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:23,674
[sparking]
‐ Gah!
402
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:24,759
‐ Brambi?
403
00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:27,389
‐ [sputtering, sparking]
404
00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:29,476
‐ Oh, God.
Brambi?
405
00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:31,480
‐ Well, looks like
we lost Brambi.
406
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,484
Our thanks
to Sarah Silverman,
407
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:34,821
Coming up after the break,
408
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,867
the new right‐wing
social media star
409
00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:38,579
who's driving the left
up a wall.
410
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:40,833
Meet Sluzi Guggle.
411
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,565
‐ He is a veteran
of the George W. Bush
412
00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:54,611
White House,
managed John McCain's
413
00:16:54,611 --> 00:16:57,324
presidential campaign,
and this June,
414
00:16:57,324 --> 00:17:00,038
he announced he was leaving
the Republican Party.
415
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:04,506
Please welcome a guy I have
admired my entire summer,
416
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:07,806
Steve Schmidt.
417
00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:08,806
[cheers and applause]
418
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:15,110
So you left the Republican
Party this summer.
419
00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:18,032
‐ I did.
SARAH: What took you so long?
420
00:17:18,032 --> 00:17:20,328
‐ You know, the straw
that broke the camel's back
421
00:17:20,328 --> 00:17:23,251
for me were the baby
internment camps.
422
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,883
We're grabbing kids
from the breasts of mothers,
423
00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:30,558
putting them into
detention facilities.
424
00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:33,396
It's as cruel a policy
as we've ever seen inflicted
425
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:35,693
by the government
of the United States,
426
00:17:35,693 --> 00:17:39,659
and it represents for me
this moment of finality,
427
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,955
the corruption
of the conservative movement,
428
00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:45,003
of the Republican Party
as it's fully become
429
00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:47,049
the party of Trump.
430
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:49,763
‐ You said the party of Trump
has to be obliterated.
431
00:17:49,763 --> 00:17:51,307
So how do we go about
doing that
432
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:54,606
that isn't a civil war
or an apocalypse?
433
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:58,112
‐ The way that it is repudiated
is through an election.
434
00:17:58,112 --> 00:18:00,325
It needs to be burned
to the ground.
435
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:03,247
The analogy I've used
is a forest fire.
436
00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:06,045
A forest fire destroys
the forest,
437
00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,594
but in its destruction,
it purifies it,
438
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:11,723
and new growth comes
as a result.
439
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,434
It's part of the natural
life cycle.
440
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:17,192
So this needs to be
burned down.
441
00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:18,737
The...
442
00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:19,781
[applause]
443
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:23,664
‐ Right, out of the ashes.
444
00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:26,252
‐ And out of the ashes,
we hopefully see
445
00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:28,674
a period of American renewal.
446
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:33,517
We need to have two functioning
parties in a two‐party system.
447
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:36,272
This moment that we have
with Trump,
448
00:18:36,272 --> 00:18:39,612
I think there's a real lack
of imagination in the country
449
00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:41,950
for the magnitude
of the tragedy
450
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,165
someone as incompetent,
as ignorant as he
451
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,171
is able to cause from the power
that comes with that office.
452
00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,841
‐ There are people
who cannot imagine
453
00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:52,680
that this could be true,
that a president can't lie,
454
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,809
and yet everything he says
is a lie.
455
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:57,648
He just has the cadence
of truth.
456
00:18:57,648 --> 00:19:00,069
He sounds like he's shooting
from the hip
457
00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:03,284
and telling it like it is,
but he's not, he's lying.
458
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,913
‐ He lies constantly,
459
00:19:04,913 --> 00:19:06,165
he lied 3,000 times
in one year,
460
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:07,502
and his lies are different
461
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:09,296
than typical politician lies.
462
00:19:09,296 --> 00:19:12,512
Most politician lies
are self‐interested ones.
463
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:14,516
It's about self‐preservation.
464
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,393
You know, we think
about the most famous lie
465
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:17,730
of the era, Bill Clinton,
466
00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:19,316
"I didn't have sex
with that woman,"
467
00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:21,445
it's a lie of self‐interest.
468
00:19:21,445 --> 00:19:22,990
‐ I would say
weapons of mass destruction
469
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,830
is up there too.
No offense, my friend.
470
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,544
‐ I think mistakes and lies
are different things,
471
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,589
but the point with Trump
is this.
472
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,425
They're lies of authority.
473
00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:36,810
Because it requires you
to submit to a proposition
474
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:40,275
that what is true is what
the leader believes is true.
475
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:44,826
So what we see is Donald Trump
going to mass rallies,
476
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:47,247
inciting the audience
with constant lying
477
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:51,130
and scapegoating vulnerable
minority populations.
478
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:53,802
Second thing he does
is he creates a sense
479
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:56,766
of victimization
and virtue in victimization.
480
00:19:56,766 --> 00:20:00,231
He alleges conspiracies,
and then he asserts himself
481
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:03,154
as the protector, the avenger,
482
00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:06,620
of the afflicted, the aggrieved
and victimized populations
483
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,584
to protect them
from the deep state conspiracy
484
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,295
and the hordes
of, say, Mexicans
485
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,090
running across the border.
486
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,721
It's dangerous, it's illiberal,
487
00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:17,683
and it's profoundly
un‐American,
488
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,396
and it's something
that needs to be repudiated
489
00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:22,985
by the only people
who can repudiate it,
490
00:20:22,985 --> 00:20:24,656
and that's the American people
in an election.
491
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,824
SARAH: Yeah.
492
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:26,910
[applause]
493
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,120
Does he know he's doing it?
494
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,001
I just, I can't‐‐
I can't like, fathom
495
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:35,176
that he's that smart,
even in an evil way,
496
00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:38,015
but there is something
he's got that is‐‐
497
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:39,476
‐ He has an‐‐
‐ He knows what he's doing.
498
00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:42,900
‐ He has an instinct
for incitement.
499
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,444
And what happened
was this inciter,
500
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,908
this performer,
this reality show star,
501
00:20:46,908 --> 00:20:52,586
found his way to this ideology,
and he feeds off the crowd,
502
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:55,843
he fuels the anger,
he fuels the resentment,
503
00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:57,680
he picks up on it,
and he's made
504
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,809
a political movement out of it.
505
00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,353
‐ It's not like
he's an evil genius.
506
00:21:01,353 --> 00:21:04,401
It truly is a gift,
that was, like‐‐
507
00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:07,365
that has been given by...
the devil.
508
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:10,455
[laughter]
509
00:21:10,455 --> 00:21:12,752
You're still
a traditional conservative,
510
00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:15,465
so how do you reconcile
that you are out there
511
00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:18,137
pushing for a blue wave
these midterms?
512
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:22,813
‐ Well, look, I‐‐ I'm an American
before I'm a Republican.
513
00:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,901
I'm a small‐L liberal
514
00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:27,531
in that I believe
in liberal democracy.
515
00:21:27,531 --> 00:21:29,493
I believe in pluralism.
516
00:21:29,493 --> 00:21:33,794
I believe in the dignity
of the human being.
517
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:37,593
One of the institutions
that the Democratic Party
518
00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:41,266
may be able to salvage
when it stands up
519
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:45,483
against Trumpism, defeats it,
is the Republican Party itself.
520
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:49,449
Because the Republican Party
is an institution worth saving,
521
00:21:49,449 --> 00:21:52,330
and it's an institution
that can only be saved
522
00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:54,961
at this moment in time
by the Democratic Party,
523
00:21:54,961 --> 00:22:00,429
who can defeat it and rebuke
Trumpism for all time.
524
00:22:00,429 --> 00:22:03,102
‐ What is the price
of the Kavanaugh confirmation?
525
00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:04,647
‐ It's a high price.
526
00:22:04,647 --> 00:22:07,152
He may serve on that court
for 40 years.
527
00:22:07,152 --> 00:22:10,283
He could serve on that court
till he's in his 90s.
528
00:22:10,283 --> 00:22:12,830
He could be on the court
in 2058,
529
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:15,376
and what will always be true
is half the country‐‐
530
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,921
‐ Oh, my God,
I'll be in my 30s.
531
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:18,633
‐ You'll be in your 30s.
532
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:22,182
Half the country will always
view him as illegitimate.
533
00:22:22,182 --> 00:22:24,812
They will always view it
as a corrupted process,
534
00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:29,237
and so the net effect of this
is that the Supreme Court
535
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:31,325
has been degraded
through this process,
536
00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:34,916
and I don't care where you
come down on this issue,
537
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,669
but if you look at it
through this prism,
538
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:40,092
Chuck Grassley has been there
for 38 years.
539
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,806
Diane Feinstein has been there
for 26,
540
00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:45,353
which means those two
have worked together
541
00:22:45,353 --> 00:22:48,902
in a body of 100 people
for 26 years.
542
00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,616
They're both pushing
90 years old.
543
00:22:51,616 --> 00:22:53,494
She's running for reelection.
544
00:22:53,494 --> 00:22:56,793
And this is the outcome
of the work product?
545
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,049
This is the outcome we get?
Holy shit.
546
00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,680
It's astounding‐‐
It's astounding to watch it.
547
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,186
And so the Senate looks like
a kangaroo court.
548
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,942
The judiciary committee
looks like
549
00:23:08,942 --> 00:23:11,656
a kangaroo court on steroids.
550
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:16,874
The FBI‐‐ the FBI played the patsy here
with the sham investigation
551
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:19,630
that it was ordered to conduct
by the White House,
552
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:21,091
and to, really,
a fundamental degree,
553
00:23:21,091 --> 00:23:22,553
the only way that Kavanaugh
554
00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:25,474
could have ever demonstrated
worthiness
555
00:23:25,474 --> 00:23:29,107
for the seat for a lifetime
on the Supreme Court
556
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,946
was to withdraw
from the process,
557
00:23:31,946 --> 00:23:36,831
but his ambition
was more important,
558
00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:40,171
superseded the integrity
of the institution.
559
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,511
‐ Who can beat Trump in 2020?
560
00:23:43,511 --> 00:23:46,391
‐ The next president
will always have
561
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:50,232
opposite virtues
of the last president.
562
00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:53,155
Now, Democrats will make
a mistake if they get into
563
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:55,451
a dishonest contest
with Donald Trump,
564
00:23:55,451 --> 00:23:59,250
because it's impossible to beat
him in a dishonesty contest.
565
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,837
‐ He's the best at it.
566
00:24:00,837 --> 00:24:02,674
‐ And if you stand up,
and, you know,
567
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,887
with respect to Robert De Niro,
568
00:24:04,887 --> 00:24:06,641
but if the message is,
"Fuck Trump,"
569
00:24:06,641 --> 00:24:09,772
well, Trump wins
the vileness contest too.
570
00:24:09,772 --> 00:24:12,443
And so what Democrats I think
need to understand
571
00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:16,326
is that there's a difference
between toughness and meanness.
572
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:19,542
Meanness and cruelty
are different than toughness,
573
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,044
and the Democrats are gonna
need to have
574
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,380
a very tough candidate.
575
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:25,261
You're gonna see
a 20‐person field,
576
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:26,639
and it's gonna be
no‐holds‐barred.
577
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,058
It's gonna be wide open.
578
00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:29,603
And, you know,
through that process,
579
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,691
hopefully, you know,
comes forward someone
580
00:24:31,691 --> 00:24:34,989
who can win a general election
and take him on.
581
00:24:34,989 --> 00:24:36,450
‐ I hope you work
for one of them.
582
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:39,456
Thank you so much, Steve.
583
00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:41,878
Steve Schmidt, everybody.
All right.
584
00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:45,009
I'm gonna wrap up the show,
and then I'm gonna
585
00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:47,430
turn back to you,
and let's do one of those,
586
00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,727
like, '80s freeze‐frames,
and then they'll run
587
00:24:49,727 --> 00:24:52,440
the credits with, like,
royalty‐free music over it.
588
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,484
‐ Let's do it.
‐ Okay, ready?
589
00:24:53,484 --> 00:24:55,196
All right, here we go.
590
00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:56,949
My thanks to Steve Schmidt,
591
00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:59,329
Milana Vayntrub,
and Lawrence O'Donnell.
592
00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:03,212
Good night, America.
I lurve you.
593
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:06,051
[schmaltzy pop music]
594
00:25:06,051 --> 00:25:08,681
[cheers and applause]
595
00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:14,818
♪ ♪
596
00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:28,846
♪ ♪
597
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:33,446
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
44878
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.