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- The charity reunion hockey game,
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featuring your championship steelhawk team
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from 10 years ago,
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is just around the corner.
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Fingers are crossed
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it will see the return of hometown hero Tim Tucker
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only months after his parents died in a tragic car accident.
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Tickets are now on sale for the game.
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And, Tim, if you're out there, we miss ya!
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Loser!
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- Stats?
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- 18 deliveries
for $79 in tips.
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- Stiffs?
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- Three no-tippers.
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- Right. Miscellaneous?
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- Two phone numbers,
one act of vandalism.
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- Ok, $79...
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- Your favourite.
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- Veggie?
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- Don't be stupid, Matty.
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You're a growing boy.
All meat.
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- It's Matthew.
Thanks, Tim.
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- Sure, Matty.
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The steelhawks have been
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almost unstoppable on the power play during these playoffs.
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This is a great opportunity for them to tie this game up.
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Seminelli wields from behind his neck.
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He hits gartley with a lead pass coming out of the zone.
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You know they wanna get it to Tucker on open ice.
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They do!
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Tucker has a full head of steam, cutting across the blue line,
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cuts around Clark, but here comes dalmayo!
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Holy black and gold! Tucker is sent flying!
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He's writhing on the ice!
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He locked knees with dalmayo, and this does not look good.
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There's not a sound coming from the stands.
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Everyone's holding their breath for their star player.
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This isn't the first time
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we've seen dalmayo pull a trick like this.
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Tim Tucker, the most touted junior hockey player in years
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is now being placed on a stretcher.
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We can only hope this is not as serious as it looks.
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- It's in! He shoots, he scores!
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- Hey, what the hell
is he trying to do?
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Why didn't he take
this one instead?
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You wanna do this?
You wanna do this?
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Oh, it is on.
Oh, it is on!
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Oh, ho ho!
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You've awoken
the bear tonight, buddy!
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I am going to
eat your garbage
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and shit in your trunk!
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Are we gonna do this?
Oh, are we gonna do this?
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Your ass is grass!
Your grass is ass!
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Hey, it's your
pizza-delivery guy.
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Yep! Should be there
in 3 to 4 minutes.
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That's exact
change, kid.
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You know what you are?
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You are a front
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for your parents'
penny-pinching operation.
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Yes, you are!
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You're a shield for these
cheap-as-fuck shitheads!
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Your parents are house-poor.
You know what that means?
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It means they're
tighter than a nun's--
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and that is why you should
always respect your parents
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and brush your
teeth every night.
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- Holden, honey, can you
run this pizza inside, ok?
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And just set
the table for me.
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I'll be right in
in one second, ok?
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10 years and all
you bring is a pizza?
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- I'm sorry.
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I should've told you.
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I shouldn't have
left like that.
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I... I am an...
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- An idiot! I know.
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Yeah, well, you did always
look good in a uniform.
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- Living the dream, putting on
this upper crust pizza Jersey.
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- Hmm! Perhaps you've inspired
Holden to live the dream too.
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I heard that chat
you had with him.
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- Holden, the kid!
- Mm-hmm!
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- Yeah, you heard that.
- Yep!
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- Wow! Wow, kid!
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You look great,
considering--
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- I babysit with
Winston once a week.
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- Winston! Wow,
you got a dog too?
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That's--that's great!
I love dogs.
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- Winston is my fianc�.
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- Fianc�. Engaged.
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Oh, wow! Yeah!
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Well, it makes sense
someone scooped you up...
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Even if they do
have a dog's name.
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That's great.
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- Well, I'm sure you have some
other deliveries to get to.
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- Nope! Nope!
Slow night. Not really.
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Um...
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You sure about
this Winston dog guy?
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Jesus!
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There are other words
than "great," Tim.
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Stupid, Tim! Stupid!
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- Almost forgot your tip.
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- That's great.
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28 for $110,
one ex-girlfriend.
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Bic it and box it!
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- What ex-girlfriend?
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- The ex-girlfriend.
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Get in
the corners!
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- You going to
the reunion?
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- What? Offside!
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Offside!
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- Sterling cup
reunion weekend, man.
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It's been 10 years
since you guys won it.
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It's gonna be
fucking huge!
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- I didn't win,
if you remember.
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I lost.
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- The only reason they got
there was because of you.
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They won it for you.
You have to go.
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- Ah, I don't know.
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The only reason I'm back in
the city is because of Matty.
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I really feel like
i let him down
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by not being there for him when
he was growing up, you know?
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- Yeah, kid is a bit weird.
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- You're a bit weird.
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- Look, you obviously had
your shit to take care of.
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Just...
Just let it go.
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- I let it go for
10 years, Bobby.
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I can't do it anymore.
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- Yeah.
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Like, uh...
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Where did you
let it go?
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- Hit him for
Christ's sake!
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- Yeah, you're right.
Hell of a game!
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Hell of a game, boys!
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Come on! Come on,
get in there!
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- Ran into Kelly.
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- No!
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- Yep!
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10 years and she's
just jumped right in,
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fianc�, house,
babysitting.
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It's like she jumped
right out of my bed
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right into
the next guy's.
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- Never was
sure about her.
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- Forecheck!
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- Use your head!
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- Show us some more!
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- Come on!
Get in there, Richardson!
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- Ugh, she was
acting all, like:
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"Look at me and
my maturity!
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"Like, thinking about
having a kid is hard."
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I can have a kid brewing tonight
if I wanted to, you know?
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- Fuck yeah!
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- Done, in these big
old balls of mine!
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- It takes real talent to live
like you do and not have a kid.
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You are the mature one.
No question there.
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- It's like she's trying
to prove something to me
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or something.
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- You got nothing to prove.
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- Exactly.
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What is this
special-ed hockey?
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- Come on! Get in
the corner, Richardson!
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Get in there, Richardson!
You are a mistake!
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- Aaah!
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- A drunken fucking
mistake, Richardson!
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What about this
fianc� of hers?
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- I didn't see him.
I don't know.
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- Well, there you!
He's probably some fat slob!
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You're in great shape.
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You've got a Sterling cup ring.
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Plus you deliver pizza
faster than anybody else
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in the history
of pie ever!
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What does he have?
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- I have to see him.
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Yeah.
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Who is this
replacement me?
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- Stakeout!
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- Can I trust you to
be stealth enough?
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- Oh, I can be stealthy.
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- How stealthy?
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- The stealthiest!
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Damn!
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Kelly looks good!
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- I know.
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Where is this fat-slob
fianc� of yours?
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- Man, she's
slow at this!
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You were always so
quick to get it off.
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Remember that
one-handed trick you had?
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You were so
fucking slick!
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And you would just be hard as
a rock while you were doing it.
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- Did you spy
on me and Kelly?
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- What? N-no!
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Are you--
are you crazy?
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I--i just meant
that it reminds me
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of you and me getting
into trouble and stuff!
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Timmy and Bobby bird-dogging
chicks, you know?
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Taking it out and
chopping it up!
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God! So many
fucking questions!
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Just watch!
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Come on!
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- What the fuck, Bobby?
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- Hey, what-- aaah!
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- What the fuck?
Just scatter!
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- Tim! Tim!
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Thought you had a bad knee.
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- Ok, stop what you're doing
and put your hands up.
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- You didn't tell me
to drop my weapon.
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- You fucker!
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That's where you
were pissing, man!
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- Warm, ain't it?
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You're fighting
a cop, you idiot!
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- You're fighting a guy
with his pants down!
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- Ha!
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Tim Tucker?
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- Yes! No! Fuck!
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- It's me, bill!
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- You--you usually make
introductions like this?
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- Steel mill bill, man!
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The hawks! You in town
for the reunion?
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- Aw, Jesus!
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- How's it going, buddy?
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You pissed on my leg!
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- What did you expect?
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I thought you were
just some dumb cop.
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- I am a dumb cop! Look how
fast you stole my gun!
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- I just got lucky.
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- Drink?
- Yes!
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- Ah!
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You gotta have some
stories, though, huh?
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Wait. I don't even wanna know.
It'll just make me jealous.
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- I'm a pizza-delivery driver.
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- No!
- Yep!
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- Aw, man!
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I don't know if that
makes me sad or happy.
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- Yeah, me neither.
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- I can't wait to
tell my wife
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that I have a better job
than Tim fucking Tucker!
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She always had
a crush on you!
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- You know what?
Go ahead.
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Use me to get some
action with your wife,
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as long as she's thinking
about me the whole time.
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- Oh, fuck you!
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I'm just leveraging your
shortcomings, buddy!
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- I got plenty
of those, man!
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- Please tell me you're
delivering in the bangin' wagon.
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- Delivering porn dreams
one knock at a time.
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- Get the fuck
out of here!
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Are you serious?
- Yeah!
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- Do people know they're
getting their pizza delivered
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in a pubescent
experiment?
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How many of us lost our
virginity in that thing?
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Like, six?
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- Seven!
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And you guys darted up the
whole interior, especially you.
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You were shooting ropes from
the fucking back to the front!
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I had to tell my
parents it was marks
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for a streak
with the team.
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- You were always good
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at thinking on your
toes, though, man!
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Ah, fuck!
257
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:40,645
You know your parents totally
fucked in that car, too, right?
258
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,846
Ha!
259
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,415
- My parents
are dead, bill.
260
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,218
- Yeah.
261
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,853
I'm just, like,
pointing out
262
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,289
what a wonderful life
they had, you know,
263
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:55,026
including banging in the cozy
confines of their prodigal son.
264
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,394
Family tree, bud!
265
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,397
- You got that whole
police-harassment thing nailed,
266
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,665
my friend.
267
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,167
- First thing they teach
you at the academy.
268
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,902
- At least you
can still learn
269
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,905
after taking all those
shots to the head, my friend.
270
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,409
- You know, every one of
those shots to the head
271
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,910
were for you, pal.
272
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,512
Don't you ever
forget it!
273
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,147
- Never, brother.
274
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,419
- Oh, fuck you! Don't even
fucking think about it!
275
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,488
You're gonna try to
kiss me after 3 beers?
276
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,691
That's what we
used to call you,
277
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,092
the three-beer queer!
278
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,662
- Fuck you! I'll save it
for your wife, then.
279
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,997
- Oh, fuck you!
280
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:18,042
- The motel district
is not our area.
281
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,244
- Yeah, but the food is made.
282
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,946
- It's not our area.
283
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,649
Those motels are full
of hookers and scumbags.
284
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,250
No way!
285
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,252
- But the food
is already made!
286
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,454
There's no point
in wasting it.
287
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,822
- But you will waste my time
288
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,791
and all my other deliveries
will be late.
289
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,394
- Hey, this is about
customer service!
290
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,562
- These are not our customers.
291
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:42,566
- But the food is already made.
That's my point.
292
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,403
- It's 3 beef and extra cheese.
293
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,672
- Yeah, those are the toppings.
294
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,307
- You know who orders that?
295
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,509
Junkies and douchebags.
Neither tip.
296
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,745
You're gonna have to give me
extra mileage for this.
297
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,516
- All right, I'll give you
an extra buck.
298
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,155
And don't forget
the $5-off coupon!
299
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,691
- Do we even have
a $5-off coupon?
300
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,392
- I don't think so!
301
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:14,565
- Pizza!
It's the pizza guy!
302
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,144
- Holy fuck, man!
It's a white pizza guy.
303
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,946
- No shit!
- I'm fucking serious!
304
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,548
- Get his autograph!
305
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,450
- Why the fuck
would I do that?
306
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,819
- I don't know,
'cause you're a fucking idiot!
307
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,554
- Man, scrounge up
some cash!
308
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,055
- I got the ice!
309
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,825
- My hands are full.
I can't even reach my pockets.
310
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,727
- Give him the
money already!
311
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,967
- Here's your fucking money!
312
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,036
And I need the coupon.
313
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,371
- What's he
talking about?
314
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,739
- Yeah, man, some coupon!
315
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,974
I guess the cleaning lady
must've taken it.
316
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,910
- Yeah, I think she thought
it was her tip or something.
317
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,680
- Listen, she's not too hard
to track down, brother.
318
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,750
She's the one up the laneway
with the cart and the towels.
319
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,588
- You got a
fucking problem?
320
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,023
- Ah! Yeah, he's white.
Big fucking deal!
321
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,693
He's still a
piece-of-shit delivery guy.
322
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,062
Let's close the door
so we can eat.
323
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,268
We have a problem here?
324
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,438
- No, you guys are the ones
with the problem.
325
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,987
- You fuck!
326
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,341
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
327
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,825
- Man, did you
see that car?
328
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,693
- Yeah, I saw that car.
329
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:20,317
- The customers at the motel
got a problem.
330
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,987
Wrong toppings on
one of the pizzas.
331
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,356
You gotta go back
with a new one.
332
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,291
- Ok.
333
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,527
- This is good
customer service!
334
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,831
- I know. I know.
335
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,733
- Extra buck!
336
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,516
- Hope you're comfortable
back there, Sonny.
337
00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:56,020
Please let the front desk know
if they can get you anything.
338
00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:59,156
- Could you have the concierge
send up a couple of goons
339
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,591
to do a small job for me,
340
00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:03,527
and make sure they're not
beaten and broken, please.
341
00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:04,929
- They were dicks!
342
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,998
- Shut the fuck up
and imagine what I was thinking
343
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,869
when I heard my so-called thugs
got the shit kicked out of them
344
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,537
by a pizza-delivery driver!
345
00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:16,740
- Well, at least I know
they won't go to the cops now.
346
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,008
- Yeah, but I might.
347
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,612
That's right!
348
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,514
They may be very
interested to know
349
00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:26,550
that Timmy two guns is living
in the general vicinity.
350
00:26:26,552 --> 00:26:28,919
- I know you better
than that, Sonny.
351
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:32,189
- Yeah. Right.
352
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:38,796
That is a very fetching costume
you have on.
353
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:43,767
Tell me, do you always pulverize
customers who don't tip?
354
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,937
- First time.
But it felt good.
355
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,840
- It felt good because
that's who you are.
356
00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:55,546
You are a pit bull,
not a pizza boy.
357
00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:58,582
Come back and
work for me.
358
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:02,820
You have to accept
responsibility for who you are.
359
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:06,624
- That's exactly what
i am trying to do.
360
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,158
- Hmm!
361
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,862
Thanks, two guns.
I'll be in touch.
362
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:23,140
- But after this, you're done. You're through.
363
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,676
You leave this town.
You get the fuck out of here!
364
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,111
- But we live here!
365
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,646
- Not anymore!
366
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,949
- But we can-- we--we can do
this job that you hired us for!
367
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,752
- You can't even say that
fucking sentence, douchebag!
368
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,488
Let me get this straight.
369
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,690
The three of you,
all with guns,
370
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:43,460
were taken down by
a pizza-delivery driver?
371
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:47,331
What happens when you meet
an angry waitress
372
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:51,301
or a moody mailman or
a pissed-off paper boy?
373
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,836
Huh? Tell me that!
374
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,305
- You said it was Timmy two guns
from your old crew!
375
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,341
Like, he's no ordinary
pizza driver!
376
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,009
You fuck!
377
00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,112
Let's go.
378
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,983
Hey, fellas,
by the way,
379
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,218
be wary of the
cleaning lady
380
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,221
'cause she looks
mighty surly tonight.
381
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:18,028
- I told you the cleaning
lady looked mean!
382
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,464
- He was being
sarcastic, asshole,
383
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:24,234
saying we can't defend ourselves
against subservians and shit!
384
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,637
- "Subservians" is not a word.
385
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:29,039
- Did you know what
i meant by it?
386
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,340
- No!
387
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,643
- Then how do you know
it's not a fucking word?
388
00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:35,245
- Just fucking count!
Tell me how much money we have.
389
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,081
- You know, not as much
as we would get
390
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,049
if we did the job
we were supposed to do.
391
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,317
That's for sure!
392
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,420
- Man, fuck this Timmy prick!
393
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,422
What's so special about him?
394
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,024
Next time I see him,
395
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:49,927
I'm gonna "subserviate"
the shit out of him.
396
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,729
Hmm?
397
00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,865
- You know what?
Fuck this!
398
00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,703
Let's go get loaded.
399
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,271
- What about don, man?
400
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,575
Shouldn't we take him
somewhere or something,
401
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,176
uh, help him and shit?
402
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,445
- More money for us.
403
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:12,883
- What's he talking
about, "retards"?
404
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,052
That's a good
fucking idea, man!
405
00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,186
- Thank you.
406
00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:20,524
You know what? I kind of
like it without don.
407
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,460
- Yeah!
408
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:32,236
It's nice.
409
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,904
It's like...
410
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,206
It's like he's here
but he's not.
411
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,741
- Yeah!
412
00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:42,146
- You think the cabbie will
help us load him into the car?
413
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,415
- Yeah! I mean, he's
like luggage now.
414
00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:48,786
- I just point
and I say: "Luggage."
415
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:49,787
- Yeah!
416
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,857
- Nice. Nice.
I like it.
417
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,495
Is that who I think it is?
418
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,164
- No way!
- Yeah!
419
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:03,634
- I mean, I thought he was in,
like, the military or something.
420
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,969
- I thought he was
a hockey god in Finland.
421
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:09,106
- Ok, guys, maybe he's both
of those. I don't know.
422
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:12,442
But fuck me if he didn't
deliver me a pizza last week!
423
00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:15,012
- No shit!
- Mm-hmm!
424
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,647
- No, he was probably
doing that
425
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,282
because he wanted
to talk to you.
426
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,483
- Oh no! Oh no!
427
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,952
He was totally harassing
Winston's nephew
428
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,253
about giving him tips.
429
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,622
- Tim Tucker working for tips?
- Mm-hmm!
430
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,623
- Goddamn!
431
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,025
- Hmm...
- Huh!
432
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,627
- Maybe that would make sense
if he were a stripper.
433
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:31,962
- Hmm! Hmm!
434
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:34,231
- I live in my
mom's basement.
435
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,935
I would've went with you.
436
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,139
- I couldn't take you
where I went.
437
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:45,275
- Fuck you!
Don't fucking give me--
438
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,978
- I went to Montreal,
i got drunk, I fought a lot,
439
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,814
got recruited for a couple
less-than-reputable jobs,
440
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,482
found out I was
good at it,
441
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:54,651
did more of them,
climbed the ranks
442
00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,620
and became a
top-level earner.
443
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,824
- Are you talking
about amway?
444
00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:03,994
- More along the lines of
killing and stealing.
445
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,366
- Yeah.
446
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,068
Yeah, that makes sense.
447
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,003
Ok, sure.
448
00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:15,239
Barkeep!
449
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:19,209
A couple of bourbons for me
and the goodfella over here!
450
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,883
- I don't know!
He's looking good!
451
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:44,101
- What did you
call his dick again, kel?
452
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:47,404
It was like...
- Little big tuck?
453
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,841
- Yeah!
- Oh shit!
454
00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:54,244
- Why do I get the feeling you
ladies were talking about me?
455
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,047
- I was just sharing
your shakedown techniques
456
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,081
on little boys.
457
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,517
- Untrue, ladies. Untrue.
458
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,287
I never miss an opportunity
to educate our young.
459
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,889
They are our future,
and I truly believe that.
460
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:09,359
- So, you're,
like, a pizza Buddhist?
461
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:13,030
- The pizza driver is
the waiter of the streets,
462
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,798
delivering hot
food to your home
463
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,067
without the perks of
a controlled climate
464
00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,435
or nice trays,
465
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,938
but, rather, increasing gas
prices, bad traffic
466
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,407
and whatever mother nature
chooses to dish out.
467
00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,075
We are road warriors,
468
00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:27,911
and we should be paid
and treated as such.
469
00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:30,213
- You'd make more money
stripping, mad Max.
470
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:31,949
- I prefer driving.
471
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:34,918
- I think we spent half
of senior year in that wagon.
472
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,321
- I'm just gonna go
powder my nose.
473
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:38,822
- Ah, me too.
474
00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,924
- The guy at the bar over there
475
00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,226
would love to
powder his nose too.
476
00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,462
- Ok. We'll find him.
- On it.
477
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,897
- Mm-hmm!
478
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:51,768
- Ah! You girls like music?
You like music?
479
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,303
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Me too!
480
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,939
What about this sweater?
You like this sweater?
481
00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:58,442
I got it 4, maybe
6 years ago for Christmas.
482
00:32:58,444 --> 00:32:59,443
No, no! Two. Two.
483
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:00,944
Definitely two.
Definitely two.
484
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,412
Usually my mom has shit taste,
485
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,115
but she fucking knocked it out
of the park on this one!
486
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,017
You girls wanna make out
or something,
487
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,852
celebrate our new family here?
488
00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,420
- Uh, yeah,
i don't think so.
489
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:13,657
That knitwear you're wearing,
it's a real turnoff.
490
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,859
- Boom! How about now?
491
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,261
- Yeah, I don't think so.
492
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,630
Um, your upper body
is a real turnoff.
493
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:23,934
- Ok, um, you don't like
the upper body. How about--
494
00:33:23,936 --> 00:33:25,202
- Jesus!
495
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:26,937
- How about the lower body?
496
00:33:26,939 --> 00:33:28,538
- Bobby! Stop it!
497
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,540
- Ok!
498
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,275
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
499
00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:33,844
Fine, fine, fine!
Ok! Ok!
500
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,179
Uh, what next?
Let's write a rap song!
501
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,048
Let's write a rap song!
502
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:41,485
Do you rap a rap song or
write a rap song or do you...
503
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,521
Are rap songs just, like,
rapped and then transcribed?
504
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,289
Ok, yeah,
you're probably right.
505
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,060
It's about the attitude,
not the words, you know?
506
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,529
Oh god!
507
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,500
Whoo! Oh man!
508
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,734
Fucking great!
509
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,904
Ooh! Yeah!
510
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:04,174
Hey! Hey! What--
what's going on?
511
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,242
Back for more!
512
00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:06,243
- Yeah.
513
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,011
- Ok, ok.
I'll see you later.
514
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:11,181
- So, you know about
the reunion, right?
515
00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:13,150
- I can't seem
to escape it.
516
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:15,152
- Me too. Dad just
got back in town.
517
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,486
That's why I'm here.
518
00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,056
He's already tried to
rearrange my living room,
519
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,858
and he's been at my house
for, like, 3 hours.
520
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,660
Totally him, right?
521
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:25,729
- Coach knows game
plans, blueprints.
522
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,030
I'm sure he's right.
523
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,599
- You should come by
and see him tomorrow.
524
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,234
Totally shit himself!
525
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,036
- Me, you,
Winston and coach.
526
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,271
One big happy family.
527
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,373
- You haven't
even met Winston.
528
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,908
I'm sure you'd like him.
529
00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:41,111
- He's with you. That makes it
fundamentally impossible.
530
00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:44,347
He could be Santa claus,
and I'd still have to hate him.
531
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:45,949
- It's been
10 years, Tucker.
532
00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,451
Get over me.
533
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,421
- When did you
get engaged?
534
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,190
- Last month.
535
00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,858
- Last month?
536
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,160
Where did he ask you?
537
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,464
- I asked him.
538
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:01,598
- No shit!
539
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,200
- Yeah!
540
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:07,037
Dad called, said he was gonna
be back in town for the reunion,
541
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:10,574
and kind of made me put my life
into perspective, you know?
542
00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:13,643
Made me think that it was time
for me to grow up.
543
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,745
So I asked Winston
for his hand.
544
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,647
- Then I showed up
with pizza.
545
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,749
- Then you showed
up with pizza.
546
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:22,886
- If only I'd delivered
you pizza sooner.
547
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:25,122
- Wouldn't have
made a difference.
548
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,957
We were kids, Tim.
549
00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:29,092
This is an adult
relationship,
550
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,728
a relationship with
one bank account.
551
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,463
And you deliver pizza.
552
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,465
- If I had a
bank account,
553
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:38,068
I would totally
share it with you.
554
00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:41,204
- But I don't wanna
share a shoebox.
555
00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:48,078
Why don't you come over
for brunch tomorrow,
556
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:52,215
and you can meet him
and you can see dad.
557
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,854
- Are you inviting me for
a sleepover tonight?
558
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:01,358
- No.
559
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,760
I'm inviting
you to brunch.
560
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,532
We need some cocksucking,
561
00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:10,267
fucking service here!
562
00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:14,104
Game over!
563
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,207
- Brunch!
564
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,643
Can we get some service?
565
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:23,180
Hey! Hey!
566
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,717
Bring us some beer!
567
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,561
- She says she's engaged,
568
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:40,197
but, you know, what does
that really mean?
569
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:43,333
It's been a long time,
and a lot of things change,
570
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,535
but what really
changes, you know?
571
00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:49,206
But her lips...
Oh, ho ho!
572
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:52,375
Her lips were engaged with me
tonight, Matty, and not his.
573
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,843
- What-- what--
574
00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:57,881
- not his. History means more
than a house and a ring.
575
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,749
- Now what, Matty?
What's my move?
576
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:00,984
- Shit!
577
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,320
- There you go!
Get comfortable with that.
578
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,922
Ah, I've worked with
a lot of shitty people.
579
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,691
I've done a lot of
shitty things.
580
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,192
But I know what love is,
581
00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:11,695
and love happens
at things like brunch.
582
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,330
12 for 46,
3 beat-up men,
583
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,499
one job offer from an ex-boss
and one near kiss with an ex.
584
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,835
- Tim, there's
a gun in my hand!
585
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,605
- Yeah, that's right!
Second one.
586
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:22,872
Because in this life,
587
00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:25,675
you really gotta learn
to watch your own back.
588
00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,680
- There's 2 guns in my hand,
589
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:33,550
and you're telling me
your delivery stats.
590
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,685
- Accounting is
always important.
591
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,356
- Are you a killer, Tim?
592
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,758
- I've killed people
that had it coming.
593
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,393
You know, Matty?
That's it.
594
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,594
- That's a killer!
595
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,630
And you know what killers do?
They justify!
596
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,198
- Well, I'm sure
you've wanted
597
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,101
to kill some of your friends
from time to time.
598
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:53,236
- No, Tim!
I don't have any friends!
599
00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:54,938
And it's probably lucky, too,
600
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,108
because, obviously, the tuckers
have a killer gene in them,
601
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:01,645
so I'm probably better off
just staying by myself!
602
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,613
- Well, that's the whole point.
603
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,082
We share the same gene.
We're brothers.
604
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:08,151
And I'm not gonna let
anyone hurt us, ok?
605
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:09,552
Ok.
606
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,988
- Now let me show you how
to use those. Come on.
607
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:12,989
One. One.
- Oh god!
608
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,591
- Yeah, like that, big guy!
609
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,892
All right.
610
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:16,993
- Oh god!
611
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:21,131
My brother's teaching me
how to be an assassin.
612
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,999
First accounting,
now assassinating.
613
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,468
- Better than algebra, Matty.
Better than algebra.
614
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,770
Now pull the triggers.
615
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:34,577
And don't you ever do that again
unless you are absolutely sure.
616
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,481
- Ok.
617
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,250
- Good night, Matty!
618
00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:41,751
- Matthew.
619
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,054
Matty's-- Matty's fine!
Don't kill me!
620
00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,806
- Timothy!
621
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:39,342
I've heard a lot about
you from Kelly's dad.
622
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,977
Hi! Welcome!
623
00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:49,986
Tucker!
624
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:53,490
You lollygagging
son of a bitch!
625
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:54,891
You get your ass in here!
626
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,926
- Damn, coach!
You look good! Real good.
627
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,262
That must be your
matching car outside, huh?
628
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,065
- Star players
don't kiss ass.
629
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,767
They get their
asses kissed!
630
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,001
Get over here!
631
00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:07,604
Oh!
632
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,938
- Ok.
633
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,541
- Flowers! Get the men
a couple of beers, will ya?
634
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:12,542
- Yeah.
635
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:13,910
- Honey, you
shouldn't have!
636
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,879
- Those are from me.
Don't take credit.
637
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,580
- Considering they
smell like pizza
638
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,949
and were obviously purchased
at a grocery store,
639
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,117
you don't have to worry.
640
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,419
- Pizza-smelling flowers.
641
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,721
That's the most ingenious
thing I've ever heard.
642
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,256
Good work, son.
- Thanks, coach!
643
00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:28,792
Flowers that smell like
flowers have been done death.
644
00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:31,461
- You got that right!
Hey, let's go look at the car.
645
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,563
I remember you used to
like to take Kelly
646
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,764
on all sorts of rides...
647
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,633
- Mm-hmm!
- ...When you were younger.
648
00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,268
What are you
driving these days?
649
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,636
- Oh, same thing, actually.
650
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:42,272
- Bring the beers out to
the car, will ya, flowers?
651
00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:43,973
- Honey, it's
just locker talk.
652
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,775
Seriously, don't
worry about it.
653
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,944
Put these in some
water for me, ok?
654
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:48,945
- Yeah!
655
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,947
- All right, thanks.
656
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,882
It's a real Frankenstein.
657
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:55,318
Yeah, I know the feeling.
658
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,087
- You know, I thought
you'd be, uh, tearing up
659
00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:01,458
some backwoods semi-pro league
in Iceland or something.
660
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,792
- Nope, nothing.
661
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,962
Uh, just lost myself
in the big city.
662
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,097
- You and me
both, kid.
663
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,400
It's good to see you.
664
00:41:10,402 --> 00:41:12,635
- There comes a
time to be found.
665
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,838
- There comes a
time to be found.
666
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,876
You know...
667
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:27,784
I've been chasing this car
since I was your age. 26 years.
668
00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:30,854
I first saw her
when Kelly was a baby.
669
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,455
I didn't have any money.
670
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:34,858
I've been tracking
her ever since,
671
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,961
every owner, every city
she's ever been in.
672
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:41,998
I almost traded my cup rings
from the show for her once.
673
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,334
But it was worth
the wait, Tim.
674
00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,338
When I got my
chance, I pounced.
675
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:51,474
You could definitely deliver
pizzas in a hurry in this.
676
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,343
- Uh, I guess
you've been doing
677
00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:55,812
a little better than me
since the cup year.
678
00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:57,480
- I do ok.
679
00:41:57,482 --> 00:42:00,550
But winning's been a
little harder to come by
680
00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:02,218
when you weren't around.
681
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,688
- Winning's been harder to come
by when hockey wasn't around.
682
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:09,058
- Well, you must've
done all right.
683
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,994
You look good, son.
684
00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:14,497
- You know, not so sure about
this guy she's with, coach.
685
00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:17,667
- You didn't expect her to
wait around forever, did you?
686
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,402
- Well, this car
waited for you.
687
00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:22,505
- This car didn't wait for me.
I finally caught up to her.
688
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:24,173
If I was a little smarter,
689
00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:28,244
I might've been able to spend
a little more time with her.
690
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:31,180
- Yeah, you hear
she proposed to him?
691
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:34,017
- I sure did! I actually
kind of liked it.
692
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:36,152
She's a take-charge
kind of girl.
693
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:41,858
- What kind of name
is Winston, anyway?
694
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,027
- Tim, flowers is
not like us.
695
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:45,995
He treats her
well, though.
696
00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:47,196
- Treats her well.
697
00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:49,232
Well, this car
treats you well.
698
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,034
You're not
gonna marry it.
699
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:55,371
- This car has rushed
more blood to my dick
700
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,574
than any woman in
the last 5 years!
701
00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:59,509
I would if I could!
702
00:43:00,778 --> 00:43:03,947
- Hey, rally up, boys!
Brunch is ready.
703
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,458
- Oh!
704
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,926
- Oh! Allow me.
705
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,027
- What?
706
00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:20,597
- Winston, how about
those beers?
707
00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:28,538
- How rude of
us, gentlemen.
708
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:31,975
What about you, Kelly?
Just milk, right?
709
00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:35,144
- Yeah. Not a bad memory
for a hockey player!
710
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:39,115
- Ah, hell! Tim was one of the
brightest players in the game!
711
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,818
- Well, luckily the brain
deterioration isn't as bad
712
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:42,919
as it is in football.
713
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,787
You ever feel like
you have dementia
714
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,624
or that you're somewhere where
you shouldn't be, Timothy?
715
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:50,059
- Oh, thankfully, I had a
career-ending leg injury
716
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:51,294
when I was young.
717
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:53,429
But I appreciate
your concern, Winston,
718
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,365
and I am exactly
where I should be.
719
00:44:04,008 --> 00:44:05,642
This looks great, kel.
720
00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:07,644
- Mm-hmm!
Fantastic, Kelly!
721
00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,412
You've really outdone yourself!
722
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,948
- She always was a whiz
in the kitchen.
723
00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,083
- Oh, even more so now,
I'm sure!
724
00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:17,120
The dishes you come up with,
honey, are out of this world!
725
00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,521
- I'm sure they are!
726
00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:22,158
You know, it was always me
the prodigy on the ice
727
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,627
and kel the prodigy
off the ice.
728
00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:26,929
- Well, Kelly's a
very talented woman,
729
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:28,464
and I'm a lucky guy.
730
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:29,766
- You sure are, Winston.
731
00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:31,267
You sure are!
732
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:32,502
- Alrighty, then!
733
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,604
Let's all,
uh, dig in!
734
00:44:34,606 --> 00:44:37,473
- Before that,
let's have a toast
735
00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:40,443
to someone who I owe
a lot of that luck to.
736
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:41,778
To Tim!
737
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,713
- That's a fine
sentiment, Winston.
738
00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,481
To Tim!
739
00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:47,784
- To Tim, for choosing
to run away
740
00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:50,453
when things got
a little tough.
741
00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:53,156
- Excuse me, flowers?
742
00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:56,292
I don't think
you have any idea.
743
00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:58,027
- Oh, but I think I do.
744
00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,729
- The food, gentlemen!
745
00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:01,964
- Do we have a
problem here, flowers,
746
00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:04,367
if that's your real name,
747
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,869
because we can
sort this out right now.
748
00:45:10,908 --> 00:45:12,675
Enough!
749
00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:16,412
- Enough!
750
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:20,483
- She was pregnant when
you left, you asshole!
751
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:21,484
Did you know that?
752
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:22,852
Yeah, she had
an abortion,
753
00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:24,587
and now she can't
have kids anymore.
754
00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:26,422
Do you feel good
about that, big man?
755
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:28,091
- That's enough, Winston.
756
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,831
- Oh, yeah. Leave again.
You're good at that!
757
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,232
Who's not man
enough now?
758
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,034
- You had no right
telling him that!
759
00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:39,902
- He had no right
walking out on you!
760
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,871
- He didn't know.
He had no idea!
761
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:45,074
- I think he had an idea when
he put his penis in you!
762
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,276
- Winston, take a walk.
763
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:50,213
- Sir, I'm sorry, but
i don't like that man!
764
00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:53,549
- I don't like the way you're
talking about my daughter.
765
00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:55,084
Get some air, son.
766
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,085
- He's an asshole!
767
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,854
- You're an asshole!
Take a walk!
768
00:45:57,856 --> 00:45:59,055
- No, this is my house,
769
00:45:59,057 --> 00:46:01,057
and I can have any
opinion that I want.
770
00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:02,525
And I'm not
going anywhere!
771
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:06,829
Ok. I'll
take a walk.
772
00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,100
- Is that true?
773
00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:16,205
I'm sorry, kel.
I--i didn't know.
774
00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:18,374
- I know.
775
00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:22,411
- I never stopped loving you.
776
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:23,880
I hope you know that.
777
00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:25,448
I had to leave.
778
00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:30,119
I wasn't good for anyone.
779
00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:34,857
- I just thought you would
come back a lot sooner.
780
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,995
- I'm sorry, coach.
781
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:43,132
- You had your reasons, son.
782
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,368
Nobody blames you.
783
00:46:46,336 --> 00:46:49,639
- Tell Winston
I'm sorry.
784
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,413
- Smashing!
785
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,201
- Uh, how much
was that, again?
786
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,703
- $32.30.
787
00:47:54,905 --> 00:47:57,039
- All right.
I don't have a card.
788
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,475
I don't know
where it is.
789
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,449
I'm gonna see if
i have any cash.
790
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:22,665
- Whoa!
791
00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:57,233
Not even a fucking tip!
792
00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,101
Fuck this shit!
793
00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:57,693
- This looks like
the man I remember.
794
00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,362
Yeah!
795
00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:05,067
You're looking good, son!
796
00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:07,703
- Portfolio.
797
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:31,327
- I want this guy brought
here by Saturday night,
798
00:50:31,329 --> 00:50:34,497
and I want him alive,
799
00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:37,466
and I want you to
kill him in front of me,
800
00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:40,069
and I wanna
watch him squirm.
801
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,171
- Usual deal?
802
00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:45,875
- There will be a
significant bonus on this one.
803
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:48,077
This guy's
made it personal.
804
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,845
- I want the usual money,
805
00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:52,581
but for a bonus,
i wanna be left alone.
806
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,216
This job and I'm done.
807
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,218
I need to take care
of my brother.
808
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,854
I can't take these
risks anymore.
809
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:01,424
- Family is important.
I respect that.
810
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,292
I'll Grant the
bonus as well.
811
00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:06,529
And that's a
brand new car
812
00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:10,066
so you can stop driving
that shit-box around!
813
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:12,568
- If that shit-box
could talk...
814
00:51:14,704 --> 00:51:16,839
- It's hidden
'round back.
815
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,676
- Assholes!
816
00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:25,181
- I had to make
sure you'd show up.
817
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:30,286
You got 2 days, Tim.
818
00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:35,091
Two days.
819
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,766
- Rough night, buddy?
820
00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:26,702
- Yes. No!
821
00:53:27,804 --> 00:53:29,505
Why? Wh--what?
822
00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:33,008
Bobby, you little hairy bastard!
823
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,244
I'm fucked, you know that?
824
00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:38,347
I love Kelly, and now I have to kill her dad
825
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:40,716
'cause he owes a shit ton of cash.
826
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,985
He coached like a hell of a dad!
827
00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:44,553
And now I've gotta kill him,
828
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,855
because that's what I am, I'm a killer.
829
00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:49,425
Blam, bam! You're dead, ma'am!
830
00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:52,027
I can't-- I can't kill him.
831
00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:54,096
You know what, though?
832
00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:56,832
I gotta protect him and Kelly,
833
00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:59,501
because I'm gonna marry her
834
00:53:59,503 --> 00:54:03,272
'cause I love her and her dad and little Matty too.
835
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:05,207
Sorry, sorry Matthew.
836
00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:07,009
Matthew!
837
00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,748
You too, Bobby, buddy.
838
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,351
Mi familia! Hmm?
839
00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:16,785
So, tonight...
840
00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:20,356
Tonight, Bobby, me and you,
841
00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:24,260
we gotta do--do this charity reunion dinner thing tonight
842
00:54:24,262 --> 00:54:26,095
to protect coach and Kelly.
843
00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:28,931
And that's--that's all there is to it!
844
00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:31,300
I love you, buddy!
845
00:54:41,044 --> 00:54:43,412
- So, my question for you is:
846
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:46,315
Are we going to this charity
reunion dinner thingy or what?
847
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:48,917
- Yeah, Bobby.
We're going.
848
00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:50,919
- Oh yes! Come here!
849
00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:51,920
- Aaah!
850
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,155
- Kiss me! Mwah!
851
00:54:53,157 --> 00:54:55,257
You beautiful
son of a bitch!
852
00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:57,059
Oh yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
853
00:54:57,061 --> 00:55:00,663
Oh! Guess what, Matty?
Uncle Bobby's doing it tonight!
854
00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:01,730
Mmm, yeah! Mmm!
855
00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:02,731
- Yeah.
856
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:03,799
- Ah, yeah!
857
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:06,068
- I read the portfolio
on your coach.
858
00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:09,772
You're gonna need money to
get everybody out of here fast,
859
00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:12,474
if you're not
gonna kill him.
860
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,343
You're not gonna
kill him, right?
861
00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:16,445
- No, Matty, I am
not gonna kill him.
862
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:19,415
- Good, because the charity
event at the reunion game
863
00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:20,416
is your mark.
864
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:21,583
What?
865
00:55:21,585 --> 00:55:23,152
- $50,000.
866
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:26,822
You're playing in that game,
and you're stealing that money.
867
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,924
- I'm listening.
868
00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:31,093
- You too, Bobby. You
need to be in on this.
869
00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:34,096
- Well, all right!
Two invites in one day.
870
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:35,431
Ooh! I am flattered!
871
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,307
- Oh!
872
00:55:45,309 --> 00:55:47,343
It looks like
someone is thinking
873
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:49,378
somewhere fancy
for date night!
874
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:53,782
- Oh shit! Date night.
875
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:54,983
- Don't worry.
876
00:55:54,985 --> 00:55:57,953
I already made a
reservation at Chez mon ami
877
00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,722
to make up
for yesterday.
878
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:03,892
You don't have to worry about
a thing because tonight, milady,
879
00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,328
you are gonna
be so pampered.
880
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,163
Oh!
881
00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:11,033
No, honey, tonight
is the cup reunion dinner.
882
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:12,835
Remember?
I'm going with dad.
883
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,336
- Oh, right!
Fun, fun!
884
00:56:14,338 --> 00:56:17,473
Oh yeah, it'll be great to see
your dad in his environment,
885
00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:19,208
you know, see him in all
his glory.
886
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,476
I can't wait.
887
00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:22,378
- I don't think you
can really go, babe,
888
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,213
'cause I'm his plus-one.
889
00:56:24,215 --> 00:56:26,849
- Well, that's fine.
I'll just be your plus-one.
890
00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,585
- I don't really think that's
the way plus-ones work.
891
00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:30,753
It's not like dominoes.
892
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:32,755
- Yeah, you know what?
You're right.
893
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:35,758
I'm just stupid in thinking
i know what a plus-one is. Huh!
894
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,494
It's weird, because I figured
being a plus-one for life
895
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:40,763
would mean I'd get to
go to dinners and such.
896
00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:42,097
How dumb of me!
897
00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:45,434
I already said I was sorry
for brunch the other day.
898
00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:47,503
You can't keep
penalizing me like this!
899
00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:50,105
- Stop being a
drama queen, Winston.
900
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:52,841
- Why are you
moisturizing your legs
901
00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,710
for a date
with your dad?
902
00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:56,612
- Don't be a pervert!
903
00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:59,114
- Timothy's going, isn't he?
- I'd assume so, yes.
904
00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:02,618
That was the year he broke
all the junior records.
905
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,353
- Oh! Oh, I would assume so!
906
00:57:04,355 --> 00:57:07,890
That's the year he was probably
breaking into your panties.
907
00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:09,925
You know what?
I'm coming!
908
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:12,127
- No. You can't.
909
00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:14,563
- Oh, really?
You gave me the ring.
910
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:17,733
That means I'm your plus-one
for life, anywhere you are.
911
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:20,769
Anywhere! That's
the point of the ring!
912
00:57:32,649 --> 00:57:34,149
- Jesus, Bobby!
913
00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:36,218
- You like? My treat!
914
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:38,220
- What the fuck?
915
00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:41,156
I'm not accepting an
open drink from you tonight.
916
00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:42,491
You know that, right?
917
00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:43,792
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
918
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,994
That's what all
my dates tell me.
919
00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:54,603
- Honey, thank you for
being so understanding.
920
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:57,739
I know all of this must
be really hard on you.
921
00:57:57,741 --> 00:58:00,242
- Yeah, I'm--I'm
sorry about earlier.
922
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:01,810
I think it's
really great
923
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:04,413
that you get to spend
this time with your father
924
00:58:04,415 --> 00:58:05,414
and everything.
925
00:58:09,652 --> 00:58:12,020
Mm-hmm! Love that
old man of yours.
926
00:58:13,757 --> 00:58:16,458
- You are one
in a million.
927
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:18,760
- Yeah! Have fun tonight.
928
00:58:18,762 --> 00:58:20,662
- Ok. You too.
929
00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,231
Bye-bye!
930
00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,752
- Kelly!
931
00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:48,724
Plus-one for life!
932
00:58:58,668 --> 00:59:01,069
- Well, the candy has dropped
933
00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:02,571
on the vending machine case.
934
00:59:02,573 --> 00:59:05,307
I'm standing at ground zero, where it's believed
935
00:59:05,309 --> 00:59:08,710
that the original victim of the vending-machine bandit
936
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,145
has finally been found.
937
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:12,881
Detective and former steelhawk enforcer bill petcoff
938
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:15,417
attributes this find to taking things day by day
939
00:59:15,419 --> 00:59:16,818
and one shift at a time.
940
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:19,354
Now, it's hoped that the puck will stop here
941
00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:21,757
once forensics gets back from the coroner
942
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:24,560
and that petcoff will get the firepower he needs
943
00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:27,663
to put this decades-old mystery to rest once and for all.
944
00:59:27,665 --> 00:59:30,832
Now, for those who have missed out on the easy convenience
945
00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:33,268
of snacks, cigarettes and even hot chocolate,
946
00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:35,437
our hearts and prayers are with you.
947
00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:39,374
- What the hell's next?
Teddy bear burglars?
948
00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:42,911
The criminal element in
this town is embarrassing!
949
00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:48,016
- Oh, heartbreaking. Uh, thanks, belinda.
950
00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:51,887
Um, well, the city has been talking about this weekend
951
00:59:51,889 --> 00:59:53,355
for a long time.
952
00:59:53,357 --> 00:59:56,858
And now that it's here, the excitement is electric,
953
00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:59,361
especially since we've just heard
954
00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:02,798
that local legend Tim Tucker has just arrived.
955
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,735
- What are you
gonna tell coach?
956
01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:10,138
- Nothing. The less
he knows the better.
957
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:13,175
I don't want him doing
anything stupid.
958
01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:17,613
- Ok!
959
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:18,814
Monsieur!
960
01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:22,084
Giddy the fuck up!
961
01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,814
- I'm here with former prodigy
962
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:55,250
and local legend for life
963
01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:58,153
Tim Tucker along with his former coach...
964
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:01,623
- Hey, bubba,
check this out!
965
01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,759
- ...to celebrate
966
01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:05,694
the pre-eminent sporting event
967
01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,162
in Hamilton history,
968
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,131
the Sterling cup championship!
969
01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:11,133
Tim, how does it feel
970
01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:13,035
to be here 10 years later?
971
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:15,137
- Uh, you know, it feels great.
972
01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:17,873
It's amazing to see the community come out
973
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:19,541
like it did 10 years ago.
974
01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:21,777
It shows that the bonds back then
975
01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,211
still continue today.
976
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:24,646
So, real great.
977
01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:27,182
- Fantastic. And how's the knee?
978
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,685
- It's, uh, yeah, it's well, thanks.
979
01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:32,287
- Any chance for a Tim Tucker comeback?
980
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,722
- Uh, no, no. I'm too old.
981
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:35,290
Players here are too good.
982
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,993
Just happy to have been part of something special.
983
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:40,629
- Well, you--you look in terrific shape
984
01:01:40,631 --> 01:01:43,198
and ready for something special.
985
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:48,070
Coach, you stepped away from the game for a while.
986
01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:50,172
What's life been like for you
987
01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:53,709
ever since that breathtaking run to the championship?
988
01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,210
- It's been a fun ride.
989
01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:56,411
You know,
990
01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:59,247
I have a beautifuland successful daughter.
991
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,083
It's really great to be here
992
01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:02,718
with her and Tim tonight.
993
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,186
It's all about family.
994
01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:07,489
We're looking forward to a great weekend together.
995
01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:09,057
- There you have it:
996
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:12,360
Family, community and team spirit.
997
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:16,198
Truly inspiring then, now and into the future.
998
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,733
And don't forget,
999
01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:20,769
due to the success of the charity fundraiser,
1000
01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:23,939
there will be one lucky $50,000 winner
1001
01:02:23,941 --> 01:02:26,241
at tomorrow's hockey game.
1002
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:27,776
So be sure to come out.
1003
01:02:27,778 --> 01:02:29,578
Oh, back to you, Diane.
1004
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,679
- Back to you, Diane.
1005
01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:31,680
- Huh?
1006
01:02:31,682 --> 01:02:32,681
- Hello!
1007
01:02:32,683 --> 01:02:34,282
- Give me my phone.
1008
01:02:35,552 --> 01:02:38,653
No, no, no! Don't stop!
Just grab my phone, ok?
1009
01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:47,429
The daughter
of your coach
1010
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:50,132
sure has
1011
01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:54,770
a pretty face.
1012
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:01,943
I'd hate to
1013
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:05,947
mess it up.
1014
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:09,484
Smiley face.
1015
01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:12,487
- There was the championship that season.
1016
01:03:12,489 --> 01:03:15,624
But before that was awarded,
there was someone
1017
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,593
who broke every single
junior scoring record.
1018
01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:21,263
And they still stand
to this day!
1019
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:29,137
Of course I'm talking
about Tim Tucker!
1020
01:03:36,946 --> 01:03:39,447
Now, let's all take
a trip down memory Lane
1021
01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:40,982
and watch a guy
1022
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:43,485
that not only was one
of the greatest players
1023
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:45,187
to ever play in this city,
1024
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:46,822
but in any city, anywhere!
1025
01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:43,578
- Ten!
1026
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:48,016
Ten years, Tucker.
Ten years.
1027
01:04:48,018 --> 01:04:50,185
- I'm s-sorry!
1028
01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:52,988
- Come dance with me
once your balls drop.
1029
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,189
- Yeah, ok.
1030
01:04:55,692 --> 01:04:59,327
- Tim Tucker, you
good-looking son of a bitch!
1031
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:01,229
You need some
help over there?
1032
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,931
Just like
old times, buddy.
1033
01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:04,099
- Yep.
1034
01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:56,318
- Wow! Your
dancing's improved.
1035
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,255
- Bad knee helps you focus on
only the necessary movements.
1036
01:06:02,225 --> 01:06:04,960
- How are your, uh,
balls? They doing ok?
1037
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,162
- They deserved it.
1038
01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:08,730
- Right.
1039
01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:11,599
- How did you end up
ever getting engaged?
1040
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:13,768
- Men wanna make
babies with me.
1041
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,603
- Poor bastards!
1042
01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:16,905
- I know!
1043
01:06:17,907 --> 01:06:19,574
- I love you.
1044
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,309
- Dip me.
1045
01:06:27,951 --> 01:06:31,453
- Thanks for saving my girl
from drowning, Timothy.
1046
01:06:31,455 --> 01:06:32,988
- Your lady?
- Mm-hmm.
1047
01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:34,656
Or plus-one or whatever.
1048
01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:37,759
- Funny, I don't remember
you from 10 years ago.
1049
01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:39,527
Maybe you
shouldn't be here
1050
01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:41,196
or you have dementia.
1051
01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:44,933
- No, no, no. I have
the ring of power.
1052
01:06:44,935 --> 01:06:46,668
Yeah! Plus-one guy!
1053
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,137
Plus-one for life.
1054
01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:50,972
- Ok, we were just
dancing, Winston.
1055
01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:52,974
- Dipping. You were
dipping, sweetheart.
1056
01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:55,377
- You've got nothing
to worry about, flowers.
1057
01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:56,444
Let's man this out.
1058
01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,712
Come on,
get up in here.
1059
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:58,713
- All right.
1060
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,383
Oh!
1061
01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,786
- Hey, don't!
Leave him alone. He's ok.
1062
01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:06,388
- Damn right, I'm ok.
1063
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:07,689
I'm the best!
1064
01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:18,133
- Moonwalk?
1065
01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:20,735
I'm beginning to
like that guy. Fuck!
1066
01:07:32,014 --> 01:07:33,648
- Did you get
the money?
1067
01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:36,151
- I emptied his
bank account today.
1068
01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:38,253
$50,000, like I thought.
1069
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:39,254
- Where is it?
1070
01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:40,755
- In the trunk
of your car.
1071
01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:45,360
- You think Tim's ready
to steal the other 50 tomorrow?
1072
01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:48,029
- I think he's about ready
to do anything for me.
1073
01:07:48,031 --> 01:07:50,832
- What Winston said must
have crushed the poor boy.
1074
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,601
- Yeah, well, we knew
that Winston was a dick
1075
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:55,403
when I asked
him to marry me.
1076
01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:59,140
But, uh, I think
Tim's changed, though.
1077
01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:03,344
- You're not falling
for him, are you?
1078
01:08:03,346 --> 01:08:06,614
Now, this boy hasn't
thought of anyone but himself
1079
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,616
since his injury.
1080
01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:10,618
- No! No, dad!
1081
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,587
I'm just saying
he's more like the Tim
1082
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,622
that he was before
the injury, you know?
1083
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:17,459
Like when he would do anything
for anyone on his team.
1084
01:08:17,461 --> 01:08:20,061
- He abandoned us, honey.
1085
01:08:20,063 --> 01:08:22,263
- I know.
1086
01:08:24,633 --> 01:08:27,168
- Ok, ok.
1087
01:08:28,137 --> 01:08:29,671
Now, anything else?
1088
01:08:30,739 --> 01:08:32,574
Let's focus on
the task at hand.
1089
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,443
Um, have you noticed
anything suspicious in town?
1090
01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,947
- Uh, a couple of big guys
at the bar the other night,
1091
01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:42,150
but I don't think they had
much between their ears.
1092
01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:44,819
- Sonny might be around.
You be careful.
1093
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:47,622
- Did you contact him
about the money yet?
1094
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:51,259
- No, no. I'm waiting
till I get the other 50.
1095
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,395
- Ok. Hey!
1096
01:08:56,966 --> 01:09:00,135
We got this, dad. Ok?
1097
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:02,670
- Yeah. Good.
1098
01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:03,805
- Ok.
1099
01:09:13,682 --> 01:09:16,518
- Maple whiskey,
and keep them coming.
1100
01:09:19,755 --> 01:09:21,356
That's right.
1101
01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:25,059
Good party!
1102
01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:35,170
- I'm sorry, sir, but your card
seems to have been declined.
1103
01:09:36,205 --> 01:09:38,873
- Oh, Jesus!
Wha-- how?
1104
01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:57,792
- Please lay
off the balls.
1105
01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:06,234
- I'm really, uh, sorry about
the way things have turned out.
1106
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,906
But we need to talk.
1107
01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:19,581
Is there somewhere
we can go?
1108
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,651
He's in a lot
of trouble.
1109
01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:25,253
He owes a lot
of money.
1110
01:10:25,255 --> 01:10:26,487
- Really?
1111
01:10:26,489 --> 01:10:27,822
- Gambling.
1112
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,557
- Really?
1113
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:33,061
- He needs help.
He needs money, fast.
1114
01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:34,062
- Really?
1115
01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:35,163
- Yes, Tim, really.
1116
01:10:35,165 --> 01:10:36,164
- Really?
1117
01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,332
- Yes! Fucking really!
1118
01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,499
- What can I do?
1119
01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:42,270
- Ok, there's a giveaway
happening tomorrow night
1120
01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:43,538
at the charity event.
1121
01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:46,107
I wanna steal it. But we
need help on the inside.
1122
01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:48,376
- I'm playing.
I'll be on the inside.
1123
01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:49,410
- Really?
1124
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,545
- Really.
1125
01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:52,780
- You think you
can get the money?
1126
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,049
- I think I can
come up with a plan.
1127
01:10:55,051 --> 01:10:58,353
- If you do this, I will
make it worth your while.
1128
01:10:58,355 --> 01:11:00,622
- $50,000 worth
is a lot of while.
1129
01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:04,125
- I'll be over tonight,
and you can tell me the plan.
1130
01:11:04,127 --> 01:11:05,326
- Really?
1131
01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:16,871
- You're a good man...
1132
01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,474
But a very,
very bad man.
1133
01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:21,976
Do you know
what I'm saying?
1134
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:23,444
- Not really, no.
1135
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,946
- Ying and Yang, man!
1136
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:27,148
That's what
I'm talking about.
1137
01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,383
Ying-Yang man.
1138
01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:30,885
That's what I'm gonna
call you from now on.
1139
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:33,988
But don't you worry, coach,
'cause I got you covered.
1140
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,391
- I have no idea what
you're talking about,
1141
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:38,059
but that's real swell, Bob.
1142
01:11:43,565 --> 01:11:45,900
Good luck tomorrow.
1143
01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:48,770
And, uh, I should say,
we got you covered.
1144
01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,772
Don't you worry
about a thing.
1145
01:11:50,774 --> 01:11:52,440
- It's a legends game.
1146
01:11:52,442 --> 01:11:55,343
There's not much at
stake, but thanks.
1147
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,319
- Oh! Not much at stake!
1148
01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:06,154
You're funny, coach!
1149
01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:10,425
- Ok! I'm going
somewhere else.
1150
01:12:12,294 --> 01:12:15,596
- Oh! Ok, you go
somewhere else, coach!
1151
01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:17,965
That's where we're all gonna go.
1152
01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:20,835
People--people
respect this--this dick.
1153
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,770
This dick and balls!
1154
01:12:25,441 --> 01:12:28,609
Mmm! Can I get
another one, please?
1155
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,149
Yeah, that makes sense. Ok.
1156
01:12:35,151 --> 01:12:36,851
Ah!
1157
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:46,027
You guys got
any triumph in here?
1158
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:50,198
- No, you go to hell!
1159
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,800
No, I think you
are a crook and a jerk,
1160
01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:55,970
and I really am not gonna
do any more business with you.
1161
01:12:55,972 --> 01:12:57,305
Goodbye!
1162
01:12:57,307 --> 01:12:59,173
- What seems to be
the problem, Winston?
1163
01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:01,642
- The bank says I have no
more money in my account.
1164
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:02,710
- That's ridiculous!
1165
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:04,245
Now, let's go
back to the house,
1166
01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:05,913
and we'll figure
this out, buddy.
1167
01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:08,249
- They wouldn't even give
me a drink at the bar.
1168
01:13:08,251 --> 01:13:10,151
- Plenty of maple
whiskey at your place.
1169
01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:11,386
Let's get out of here.
1170
01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:12,687
- Sure thing, Mr. Quinn.
1171
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:13,821
- Coach.
1172
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,256
- All right, coach!
1173
01:13:16,326 --> 01:13:17,592
Coach. I like it!
1174
01:13:26,001 --> 01:13:27,201
Honey?
1175
01:13:36,545 --> 01:13:38,546
Kelly? What the fuck?
1176
01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:42,850
- Ok, pops.
You good here?
1177
01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:44,252
- Ah!
1178
01:13:44,254 --> 01:13:45,586
I'm just grateful
1179
01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:48,356
for a night without
flowers' incessant banter.
1180
01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:50,691
Thanks, honey.
1181
01:13:50,693 --> 01:13:52,427
- Ok, well,
I'm going to Tim's,
1182
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:54,429
so I will see
you in the morning.
1183
01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:56,431
- Ah! Goodnight, sweetie.
1184
01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:58,800
I'm proud of you.
1185
01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:01,402
- Thanks, dad.
Goodnight.
1186
01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:02,804
- Goodnight.
1187
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:03,805
- Night, Winston.
1188
01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:05,373
Goodnight, Kelly.
1189
01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:20,321
- It's pretty weird
being back here like this.
1190
01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:23,724
- Name one thing that wasn't
weird about tonight.
1191
01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:29,163
- Bobby motorboating
on the dance floor?
1192
01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,900
- I'm glad i
delivered you pizza.
1193
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:38,806
- I kind of ordered
from you on purpose.
1194
01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:45,179
The girl who works there is the
daughter of one of my clients.
1195
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:52,186
It took 3 tries
before you delivered.
1196
01:14:54,756 --> 01:14:56,357
- Deviant.
1197
01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:03,831
I kind of knew your dad
owes the mob a lot of money.
1198
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,633
- I kind of never
had an abortion.
1199
01:15:05,635 --> 01:15:07,768
- I kind of used to
work for the mob.
1200
01:15:07,770 --> 01:15:10,872
- I kind of always wanted to use
you to get the money tomorrow.
1201
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:13,541
- Well, I kind of was already
planning on stealing it.
1202
01:15:13,543 --> 01:15:16,310
- I kind of have Winston
tied up in my house right now.
1203
01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,346
- It kind of was hard
to kill your father.
1204
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:20,715
- I kind of used Winston
just to siphon the money.
1205
01:15:20,717 --> 01:15:22,850
- The guy after your dad
is kind of in town.
1206
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:24,719
- I kind of wanna
kill that guy!
1207
01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:26,521
- I kind of never
got over you.
1208
01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:28,489
- I kind of never
got over you.
1209
01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:30,057
- What are we gonna do?
1210
01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:32,460
Win!
1211
01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:36,691
- Uh, hi!
1212
01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,429
- Hi!
1213
01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:47,868
That was a hell of a
plan you came up with!
1214
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:49,437
- Oh, thanks!
1215
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,709
- You're doing some
casual reading, I see?
1216
01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,210
- This is just stupid.
1217
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:59,413
Numbers are easier
than words, I guess.
1218
01:16:59,415 --> 01:17:04,418
So, you're no longer
the ex-girlfriend, I guess?
1219
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:06,587
- Wow, ex-girlfriend!
1220
01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:09,123
That sounds like a
high-ranking status.
1221
01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:11,759
I don't know if I wanna
lose a title like that.
1222
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:18,399
- I mean...
So, I mean...
1223
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:22,703
Y-you guys are
doing it again?
1224
01:17:23,672 --> 01:17:25,539
- Um...
1225
01:17:27,809 --> 01:17:30,177
Have you ever kissed
a girl, Matthew?
1226
01:17:32,447 --> 01:17:36,283
- Uh, no, no.
1227
01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:40,755
Girls don't usually,
like, notice me.
1228
01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:42,189
Um...
1229
01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:46,427
But thank you.
1230
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:49,830
- For what?
1231
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,499
- For calling
me Matthew.
1232
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:54,368
Tim usually just calls
me Matty, and I don't get it.
1233
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,971
You know, what's the point?
It's still 2 syllables.
1234
01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:59,507
- Yeah. It's 'cause
he's a hockey player.
1235
01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:06,347
- What does it feel like
to... do it?
1236
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:10,651
- Um...
1237
01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:15,222
I guess, uh, if you're
with the right person,
1238
01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:18,626
it feels perfect...
1239
01:18:20,462 --> 01:18:24,065
Like, um, like you shouldn't
be anywhere else...
1240
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:28,235
...like you belong.
1241
01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:33,808
- I never really felt
like I belonged anywhere.
1242
01:18:33,810 --> 01:18:35,776
It's time to go.
1243
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,247
You're staying here, Matty.
1244
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:41,816
- I wanna help.
Let me help!
1245
01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:44,418
- It's too dangerous.
I can't risk it.
1246
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:47,154
You're the only family
I've got left, huh?
1247
01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:50,825
- Bye, Matthew.
1248
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:09,877
- Thanks! Go hawks!
1249
01:21:03,225 --> 01:21:06,026
Holy frackin' goal!
1250
01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:09,530
Tim Tucker has called out
Steph dalmayo
1251
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,499
and is looking to settle
the score from 10 years ago.
1252
01:21:12,501 --> 01:21:15,135
Buckle up, everybody!
Here we go!
1253
01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:19,306
He lands with a couple
of rights straight on,
1254
01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:20,474
and down he goes!
1255
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:23,077
Dalmayo has dropped!
Lights out!
1256
01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,247
The crowd is on its feet,
1257
01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:28,883
cheering on their
former hometown hero
1258
01:21:28,885 --> 01:21:30,718
like so many times before.
1259
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,555
Drink it in, number 9!
Drink it in!
1260
01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:38,726
It's been a long,
long time coming.
1261
01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:48,128
- Have you
seen a little girl?
1262
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,596
I can't find my daughter.
1263
01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:52,066
- Whoa! Look, this is a pretty
big place, all right?
1264
01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:54,335
You guys should let
the office know immediately.
1265
01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:56,570
- That girl is the most
important thing to me!
1266
01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:59,239
- That little girl's the most
important thing to me!
1267
01:22:59,241 --> 01:23:02,142
- Nineteen hours of labour
will attach anybody to anyone.
1268
01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:05,245
I--i haven't been apart
from her this long for ever!
1269
01:23:12,354 --> 01:23:16,957
- One of our 3 lucky contestants
chosen from the crowd
1270
01:23:16,959 --> 01:23:21,428
will walk away today
with $50,000!
1271
01:23:24,767 --> 01:23:26,867
Starting from
the opposing blue line,
1272
01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:30,170
they will be attempting to
shoot the puck through the hole
1273
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,239
and into the net
at the other end.
1274
01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:38,012
- Hey!
1275
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:40,681
Bottom of the handbag.
1276
01:23:42,450 --> 01:23:43,884
- Ah!
1277
01:23:43,886 --> 01:23:45,886
- Booyah!
- Make sure we're good outside.
1278
01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:47,287
- Oh, I will.
1279
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:51,191
- I got it.
1280
01:23:53,229 --> 01:23:55,029
- Holy shit!
1281
01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:57,965
- Bob!
1282
01:23:57,967 --> 01:23:59,299
Coach?
1283
01:23:59,301 --> 01:24:01,235
What the hell
did you hit me for?
1284
01:24:01,237 --> 01:24:03,237
- To knock out
the security guard.
1285
01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,738
- Do I look
like security?
1286
01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,473
- You're wearing
the clothes!
1287
01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:09,343
- They told me you were
in on this, this morning.
1288
01:24:09,345 --> 01:24:13,213
- I am! I assume since you were
involved, it didn't go smoothly.
1289
01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:16,483
Sweetie?
1290
01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:18,385
- Yeah. It's all
good, dad, ok?
1291
01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:20,054
I'm gonna go
after the car.
1292
01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,156
You go with this,
uh, motley crew.
1293
01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:27,428
- With you as captain, I don't
have to worry about anything.
1294
01:24:27,430 --> 01:24:29,029
- That's right.
1295
01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:32,433
- Let's see the money.
1296
01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:34,101
- We got it.
1297
01:24:34,103 --> 01:24:37,504
- Ok. Good job.
Now, hand it over.
1298
01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:39,339
- There's still
a lot to be done.
1299
01:24:39,341 --> 01:24:42,676
- I can handle it. I just need
that money and I'll be fine.
1300
01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:45,112
- Really? Because I was
hired to kill you.
1301
01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:48,449
If someone else took the
contract, you'd be dead by now.
1302
01:24:48,451 --> 01:24:51,385
- You gonna let this
clown handle the money?
1303
01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:52,786
- I'm right here.
1304
01:24:52,788 --> 01:24:55,689
- If we stick to the plan,
we'll get through this.
1305
01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:57,191
I owe you that much.
1306
01:24:58,426 --> 01:24:59,927
Hurry.
1307
01:25:03,598 --> 01:25:06,200
- Ladies and gentleman,
1308
01:25:06,202 --> 01:25:09,470
the grand prize has arrived!
1309
01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:14,274
- Hey! You didn't see anything.
1310
01:25:26,254 --> 01:25:27,921
Oh!
1311
01:25:27,923 --> 01:25:31,325
- Oh! We're getting close now!
1312
01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:36,430
- And the best thing
you can name
1313
01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:38,265
is the good old
hockey game!
1314
01:25:38,267 --> 01:25:41,969
Second verse,
same as the first.
1315
01:25:45,107 --> 01:25:46,673
- I'm in love
with your daughter.
1316
01:25:46,675 --> 01:25:47,908
- I know that!
1317
01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:49,977
- I'd like to ask for
her hand in marriage,
1318
01:25:49,979 --> 01:25:51,178
if it's all right.
1319
01:25:51,180 --> 01:25:52,646
- I don't like your lifestyle.
1320
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,282
- Coming from a degenerate
gambler and shitty crook,
1321
01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:57,484
I can't help but
feel a little hurt.
1322
01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:59,353
- I appreciate
the irony, Tim.
1323
01:25:59,355 --> 01:26:02,322
- Yeah, you should know
that before this, I was done.
1324
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:04,458
It's been a very
confusing time for me,
1325
01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:06,426
with you, Kelly,
the reunion, Sonny...
1326
01:26:06,428 --> 01:26:09,029
My head's been a mess.
You have to understand that.
1327
01:26:09,031 --> 01:26:10,797
- Happens to be
my specialty, Tim.
1328
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:12,866
- Good, because now,
I'm seeing clearly.
1329
01:26:12,868 --> 01:26:14,801
After this, I'm
gonna change my path.
1330
01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:15,802
Give back.
1331
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:16,803
- How?
1332
01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,772
- I don't know,
but I'm done taking.
1333
01:26:18,774 --> 01:26:20,440
From here on,
it's about giving.
1334
01:26:20,442 --> 01:26:21,775
- Good for you!
1335
01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:30,317
- It's in!
We have a winner!
1336
01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:34,555
Get on over here, and let's
get the hawks over here.
1337
01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:43,530
- Hey! Can I get
a gun, please?
1338
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:46,667
Creepy singing guy sounds like
he wants to slay people.
1339
01:26:46,669 --> 01:26:48,202
He even knows
all the lyrics!
1340
01:27:04,185 --> 01:27:05,652
- Ha!
1341
01:27:07,188 --> 01:27:10,090
I've never seen you
hesitate before, Timmy.
1342
01:27:10,092 --> 01:27:12,359
- I'm a changed
man, Sonny.
1343
01:27:12,361 --> 01:27:14,494
- Yeah, sure
you are, timbits.
1344
01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:16,530
- Coach has
the money, Sonny.
1345
01:27:16,532 --> 01:27:18,065
- You got, what?
50 grand?
1346
01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:19,066
That's only half.
1347
01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:21,001
- We've got the
other half too.
1348
01:27:21,003 --> 01:27:23,770
- It's true.
We got it all.
1349
01:27:23,772 --> 01:27:25,439
Debt paid in full.
1350
01:27:25,441 --> 01:27:27,774
- I'll say when
the debt is paid in full,
1351
01:27:27,776 --> 01:27:29,676
and that's when
Tim puts you down!
1352
01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:32,179
Your time has passed, coach!
1353
01:27:32,181 --> 01:27:34,715
- He's been like a
father to me, Sonny.
1354
01:27:34,717 --> 01:27:36,850
I can't do it.
1355
01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:41,188
- I was like
a father to you. Me!
1356
01:27:41,190 --> 01:27:43,757
10 years!
1357
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:48,128
You were a mopey little
pissant when I met you.
1358
01:27:48,130 --> 01:27:50,564
I rebuilt you into
the man that you are.
1359
01:27:50,566 --> 01:27:53,100
- Not a man I'm
proud of, Sonny.
1360
01:27:53,102 --> 01:27:55,535
- Everybody likes a
good comeback story.
1361
01:27:55,537 --> 01:27:59,106
- Shut the fuck up,
you geriatric fuck up,
1362
01:27:59,108 --> 01:28:02,643
pissing your money away,
money that you never even had!
1363
01:28:02,645 --> 01:28:04,978
You know, you're
a dead man to me already.
1364
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:07,314
The money is
just a bonus.
1365
01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:09,983
- Nobody cares
about you, Sonny.
1366
01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:12,953
'Cause you don't
value human life,
1367
01:28:12,955 --> 01:28:16,056
no one values yours.
1368
01:28:16,058 --> 01:28:20,861
- If that's true, he would've
pulled the trigger already.
1369
01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:25,599
- Anybody see the
show my two dads?
1370
01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,768
Family programming
at its finest.
1371
01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:30,137
Anyways, Tim can
just have 2 dads!
1372
01:28:30,139 --> 01:28:32,939
I'm sure he cares about
you both immensely.
1373
01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:35,275
Especially you, Sonny.
1374
01:28:35,277 --> 01:28:37,311
- Shut up, hairball!
1375
01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:08,642
- Ha! Classy touch!
1376
01:29:08,644 --> 01:29:10,210
- No more
shoeboxes, kel.
1377
01:29:10,212 --> 01:29:11,978
- Hey! This
is my show.
1378
01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:17,884
Get in the car! Jesus!
1379
01:29:42,745 --> 01:29:46,580
- No! Matty! Matthew!
1380
01:29:51,085 --> 01:29:52,352
- Two...
1381
01:29:52,354 --> 01:29:56,089
Two bad guys,
two shots. Mark it!
1382
01:29:58,527 --> 01:30:00,060
- You're alive!
1383
01:30:00,062 --> 01:30:03,096
- You never told me
anything about kickback, Tim.
1384
01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:05,599
- I didn't think you'd
have to pull the triggers.
1385
01:30:07,002 --> 01:30:09,236
- Meet me there.
1386
01:30:13,941 --> 01:30:15,976
- Anybody home?
1387
01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:19,946
Tim?
1388
01:30:22,116 --> 01:30:24,451
- I love you.
1389
01:30:24,453 --> 01:30:26,119
- I love you too.
1390
01:30:27,688 --> 01:30:30,857
- Bobby, grab a couple
hockey bags from the garage!
1391
01:30:30,859 --> 01:30:32,492
We're gonna need 'em.
1392
01:31:17,171 --> 01:31:20,240
- Two gangsters well known to police
1393
01:31:20,242 --> 01:31:21,641
were found dead
1394
01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:24,411
at the steelhawks championship reunion hockey game,
1395
01:31:24,413 --> 01:31:27,614
where reports are speculatinga double-cross during a robbery.
1396
01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:30,917
At the game, fans were treated to the unexpected return
1397
01:31:30,919 --> 01:31:34,754
of wayward son and junior hockey great Tim Tucker.
1398
01:31:34,756 --> 01:31:39,426
Perhaps the book has yet to be closed on this local legend
1399
01:31:39,428 --> 01:31:42,863
and a new beginning is just around the corner.
1400
01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:28,435
Closed captions: mels
1401
01:35:41,202 --> 01:35:44,070
- it's in! He shoots, he scores!
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