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Previously on...

Adam was finished
with katherine...

Please get rid of that gum.
But dylan's father came back.

Bye, sweetheart.
Bye, dad.

I tricked you into
thinking dylan was yours.

I finished that d.N.A.
You wanted, and your suspect's

Not related
to the victim at all.

Gaby and carlos were forced
to go to the police.

Are you sure it was cocaine? Carlos, i was
a fashion model in the '90s. I know cocaine.

Just give me what i want...
and lynette...

Or you're not
gonna like what happens.

...was pushed
to her breaking point.

Coffee mugs to the contrary,

Lynette scavo knew

That she was not
the world's greatest mother.

In fact,
when it came to parenting,

Lynette had done many things
she was not proud of...

Like the time
when she offered parker cash

If he agreed
to eat all of his spinach...

Or when she told the twins

There was treasure
buried beneath the weeds...

Or when she gave her kids
a little extra cough syrup

So she could finish her novel.

But despite these lapses...

Lynette didn't think of herself

As the worst mother
in the world either,

Until one horrible day.

Since when
do you make waffles?

Well, kayla loves waffles,

And since she and i have been
having some problems lately,

I wanted to do
something nice for her.

Oh, you tell kayla
her breakfast is ready.

Hi.
My name is fern parrish.

This is my colleague,
irene semanis.

We're from c.P.S. Uh, one
sec. Preston, you might wanna

Stop dropping your waffle
on the floor,

'Cause i'm still
gonna make you eat it.

So, uh, what's c.P.S.?

Children's
protective services.

For what it's worth, i keep
my floors incredibly clean.

Mrs. Scavo,
we recently received

A report of some abuse
in your home.

Abuse? That's ridiculous.

Well, we got a call
from a dr. Joshua dolan?

It seems he was contacted
by your daughter kayla.

Who says you hit her...
repeatedly.

Okay...

First,
i'm not that kind of mom.

And second,

Kayla has a tendency
to... exaggerate.

We also have a security tape
from a clothing store.

It shows you slapping
a young girl across the face.

We're assuming that's kayla.

Have a seat.
I'll be with you in a second.

Yes, lynette scavo was not
the world's greatest mother.

But in her heart,

She knew she had done
the best she could...

Given...

What she had to work with.

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"Lynette"-

It's how the french describe
"a pretty one."

"Katherine"-

Coined by the ancient greeks,
it denotes "purity."

"Gabrielle"-

A hebrew word meaning
"god is my strength."

"Bree"-

It's an irish name
that means "power."

Indeed...

Every name has
a single specific meaning...

Which is why parents
have trouble choosing one

For someone
who means everything to them.

What about "philip"?
I like "philip."

Oh, i know you do.

I don't,
and neither does the baby.

Philip? Oh, phil?

See? Nothing.
Not even a burp.

Here's a thought.

How about "nathaniel"? All
right, that's the fourth time

You've tried to sneak
"nathaniel" past me.

I'm putting "peyton" back on the table. I
am not naming my son after a quarterback.

All right,
here's the rest of my list.

Lucas.
It sounds like "mucus."

Mitchum.
Like the deodorant?

Unitas.

Oh, give me that.

Well,
we need new inspiration.

Ooh.

Riley.

I like it. Who is he?

He's a guy who...

"Killed six, then self."

Well, i give up.

He's not gonna get a name.
When we want him to come,

We'll just whistle and say,
"here, boy."

Dr. Conner.
Paging dr. Conner.

Please call admitting.
Conner.

I love it.

Me, too.

Oh,
you finally have a name.

Dr. Conner delfino.

Oh, hey.
I'm going out to the mall.

You wanna come with?

Oh, no, thanks.

I gotta make sure my handyman
gets his wiring done.

He screwed it up
the last time.

You realize
we could've had a fire?

Sorry, mrs. Solis.

All right, then.
See you later.

And... she's gone.

Great.
Let's break into her room.

As soon i finish this,

I'll start placing bugs
in the other rooms.

Well,
isn't her room enough?

She has a prepaid cell phone,
so we can't tap it.

Our only hope
at nailing her supplier

Is to record every conversation
she has in this house.

Well, how long is that gonna take? We got a
tip that she's expecting a delivery this week.

So it won't be long before
miss leonard learns the joys

Of a little girl-On-Girl action
in a prison shower.

Okay, first of all,
you're a pig.

Second of all, don't say things
like that. Ellie's my friend.

Yeah, well, your friend is
a drug dealer, i. E., scum.

Hey!
You don't even know her.

Okay, yes,
she's made some bad choices,

But deep down,
she's a good person.

Yeah, well, deep down,
i hope she rots in jail.

Okay,
when this thing is over,

Let's not do the whole
christmas card thing.

Is that your husband?
No, he's at braille school.

Gaby?

Oh, ellie! Hey!

What the hell are you
doing in my room?!

We weren't expecting you back
so soon. I forgot my wallet.

Again,what the hell
are you doing in my room?

Well, we needed some privacy.
See, roy and i are lovers.

You're having an affair
with your handyman?

I know, it's crazy. You wouldn't
believe the passion.

I mean,
i was powerless to resist.

Just-
Just get out of my room.

Okay, okay. We're going.

That's for
using your tongue.

Lots of people
do missionary work,

But few have the guts to smuggle
bibles into north korea.

It is my distinct pleasure

To welcome back,
after four long years-

Reverend michael green.

Thank you for that
glorious introduction, joe.

Well, it's good to be back.
Now if you'll all please stand

And offer each other
the lord's peace.

Peace be with you, bree.

I reject your peace, and i
demand you stop stalking me.

I'm doing no such thing.

Really? So i just happen to run
into you at the dry cleaner,

The greengrocer, the post
office? We shared a life together.

It's only natural we'd frequent the same
places. Oh, please. I saw you at my nail salon.

There's nothing in the bible
that says a man

Can't enjoy a nice pedicure. Orson,
hear me when i say this. It's over.

You have done
unconscionable things

For which
i can never forgive you,

And no amount of flitting about
in my peripheral vision

Is going to change that. But
there must be something i can do.

You know i've repented.
We-We can get past this.

I know
no such thing. Now be quiet.

I'm done talking to you.

Bree, so nice to see you again.
Peace be with you.

And also with you.

Do not give this man peace.

You shouldn't keep
your doors unlocked, kathy.

Why do you think they call 'em
"crimes of opportunity"?

What do you want?

Dylan used to have
a big old scar right here,

And now it's gone.

I'm just curious

How you would explain that.

Never too early
to start drinking, is it?

She fell off her bike.
11 stitches. I remember.

I took her to a plastic surgeon
in chicago

'Cause i didn't want her
to feel self-Conscious.

Well,
that's pretty convenient.

What are you suggesting,
wayne?

Something's not right.

I felt it from the moment
that i laid eyes on her.

I just don't see myself
in her at all.

I told you.
She's not yours.

Yeah, but i don't see you
in her either.

So...

Let's just settle this
once and for all.

Take a d.N.A. Test. All i need
is one strand of hair.

Knock, knock.
Is this a bad time?

No, not at all.
Great, because we are here

To throw ourselves
on your mercy.

We are having a commitment
ceremony in five days,

And our caterer just canceled.
We know it's short notice.

Totally understand if you say
no. Nonsense. I'd love to do it.

Why don't you have a seat,
and we'll talk details?

I'm sorry. If... you're busy,
we can come back later.

No, no. No, that's okay.
You stay.

I'll come back later.

Lynette, i'm sorry.

When i'm told about
a suspected case of child abuse,

I am bound by law
to report it.

Okay, so what happens now?

I'm just trying to help c.P.S.
Finish their investigation.

They'll interview your kids,
their teachers,

Possibly
some of your neighbors.

My neighbors? God!
I could strangle that girl.

Honey, you might wanna stop
saying things like that.

Look, for the next few days,
let tom handle the kids.

Any other problems
between you and kayla

Could jeopardize custody
of all your children.

Wait. They could take
my children?

No one's taking anyone. You
have got to be kidding me!

This is all
a big misunderstanding.

I'm sure that we can work this out. So
what do i need to do to keep my kids?

Well, there are
a lot of things you can do.

First,
no physical discipline...

???

Of the onion
and white asparagus tart.

Wonderful!
With a little goat cheese.

Oh, and lee asked
for stuffed mushrooms.

Those with roasted green beans
as our side dishes.

Nice tight grouping.
You are not rusty at all.

Thank you. Felt good.

Although i always, uh,
like a trip to the range,

Is there any particular reason
we came here for party planning?

Well, with adam gone,

I've just been feeling
a little... uneasy lately.

It's funny how
having a man in the house

Can make you feel safer,

No matter how retiring
or easily spooked he might be.

That's true. I just need to feel
that if an intruder broke in,

I could take care of it...
effectively.

You really want
to be effective?

Try hollow points.

These rounds you've got
punch straight though,

But a hollow point
blooms on impact,

Cuts the body to shreds
from the inside.

Sounds exactly
like what i need.

Now...

Let's talk desserts.

???????My grandie died.

Oh, som so sorry.

I know
muw much lou lovim him.

Welltuactu,ly,i'
bve been thinkingutboutt.

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But ud, ih, lik like toeam
r our son after ra grandfather

Oh.

Well, yeah, um,

I mean, "conner" ????

This would mean something.
So you're okay with this?

I think it's a beautiful way
to honor your grandfather.

I mean, "james" wouldn't
be my first choice,

But it's a good, solid name.

No, grandpa james is
my dad's dad.

This is my mom's-Maynard.

Oh, right. Maynard.

Oh, that's awful...

That he died. Why didn't
we think of this before?

It's such
a beautiful southern name.

Oh, and rare,

Really rare.

And you're right. It's a great
way to honor my grandfather.

Yeah.

I said that, didn't i?

Oh, shoot. We can't do it.
Isn't your grandpa james

Significantly older
than grandpa maynard?

Shouldn't we honor him
first?

But grandpa james
isn't dead.

You sure?
It's worth a phone call.

Actually, i've got a cousin
who's named after him already,

So we're covered.

Thank you, susan.
This really means a lot.

I'm gonna go call my mom.

Oh.

Forgive me.

Don't look at me like that.
His grandfather just died.

Hey! Lunch is almost ready.

I'm making your favorite.

I take it
you're still mad at me.

Well, yeah. I just don't get
why you broke into my room.

Well, i couldn't risk
doing it in my room.

Ever since carlos went blind,

He's developed
a strong sense of smell.

I don't know if you happened
to catch a whiff of roy,

But that is
one telltale odor.

Well, that's another thing,
you know?

What do you see in that guy?

Uh, you know,
he's a handyman.

He knows how to...

Get in there...
and make stuff work.

But he's a zero,

And carlos is so fantastic.

Don't you love him?

Of course i do.

Carlos solis
is the love of my life.

But, you know,
sometimes you get bored,

And a big, greasy,
disgusting handyman

Really hits the spot.

Adam, what the-
You scared me half to death.

Sorry. I let myself in.

Why?

Dylan told me wayne's back.

Why didn't you call me?
Because i'm handling it.

Yeah, she told me about
the shooting range, too.

You sure that's
the best way to handle it?

Adam, you made it very clear
that you were done with me.

But i'm not done with dylan,

And if wayne's back,
then i'm gonna protect her.

So maybe i should pay him
a little visit, scare him off.

If you'd ever met wayne,
you'd know better.

Well, then
let's get dylan out of town.

I tried.
She said she's not leaving.

Well, i...

I promised her
a trip for graduation,

Just the three of us,
anywhere she wanted to go.

Okay. But what happens
when the trip's over?

Won't we just be
at square one again?

Not if we don't come back.

Oh, susan. He's adorable.

He's so precious.
So it's been two days now.

Did you and mike
finally land on a name?

Maynard.

Maynard?

Wow. Interesting.

It has
a very distinct ring.

Okay, drop the act, ladies.
I hate it, too.

Mike insisted that we name him after
his dead grandfather. How did he die?

Was he beaten to death 'cause his name
was maynard? I know. It's terrible,

But i can't change it now.
Mike was so emotional about it.

Well, then appeal
to his sense of reason,

Because the name "maynard"

Doesn't go
with the name of "delfino."

One is german
and the other is italian,

And we all know what happens when those folks get
together. Well, i'm not sure that the world war ii argument

Is gonna fly. Come on.
You have to do something.

I mean, that name is practically
abusive. Yeah, think about your son.

People live up
to the names they're given.

If my parents
hadn't named me "gabrielle,"

Who knows if i'd be this pretty? I guess
that's why they didn't name you "einstein."

So sarcastic, but what would
you expect from a "lynette"?

What? If your name
was "francesca,"

You wouldn't have time
for sarcasm.

You'd be too busy having sex on a vespa.
You're right. My son's future is at stake.

I have to do something. Maybe not. We
call gabrielle "gaby." I mean, perhaps

There's a shortened version of
"maynard" you could live with.

Yeah. Which says
"kick my ass" less-

"May" or "nerd"?

What's going on?

Lynette scavo, i'm placing you
under arrest. What? Why? Wh-For what?

Kayla showed us
the burn mark on her arm.

Burn mark? What burn mark? You see?
She doesn't know anything about this.

Okay, sir. That's enough. Now please, if
we could just go back and talk about this...

Sir, enough! Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with us. Oh! Tom.

Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go call the attorney.
I- Okay. Look, look, i- I will come with you.

Please, just don't handcuff me in front of my
children. Well, you should have thought of that

Before you hurt one of them.
Lynette scavo, you have

The right to remain silent.
If you give up that right,

Anything you say can
and will be used against you

In a court of law.
You have

The right to have an attorney
present during questioning.

If you do not have one,
we will appoint one for you.

Well, i'd-I'd be delighted
to speak to them, bree.

Perhaps i can tell 'em
the story

About the time i evaded
the north korean border patrol

By hiding
in a pile of oxen dung.

They'll love that.

This is gonna be
the best seniors' brunch ever.

I'm so glad you're back.

Between you and me,
reverend sykes tended

To pander to the congregation's
progressive element.

I prefer your more muscular
brand of christianity.

Well, thank you, bree.
Hmm.

I thought of you also.

I'm so sorry to hear
about rex's passing,

But i understand
that you remarried.

I did, but, um, i'm afraid
it hasn't worked out.

It's been rough.

For what it's worth,
i know how you feel.

When carolyn left me,

The loneliness
was crippling.

I didn't know she left you.

Yes, for our korean grocer.

I'll tell you,

Sometimes
this merciful god of ours

Has one sick sense of humor.

Hartman, table for 4, 7:30.

See you then. Table for one? Yes.

Scavo's.

Is everything all right?

Oh, this is a bit awkward,

But my soon-To-Be ex
just walked in.

He's been following me everywhere.
For ace, 8:30 p.M. All right.

Would you mind terribly
if i took your hand?

Maybe that way, he'll finally
get the idea that i've moved on.

My hand is at your service.

Right this way, sir.

Will you be needing
a wine list?

Uh...

Actually, i...

Think i'll be needing
a new restaurant.

Ah, it worked.

Thank you for that.

It was my pleasure.

The bail bondsman said
he has to run a credit check,

Then he'll wire the money.
So after you've been processed,

You can leave.

And go where?

I can't get within 500 feet
of my children.

Are you not up to speed on
the people vs. Lynette scavo?

We'll figure something out.

Mrs. Scavo,
it's time to go.

No, you'll figure
something out.

I have to go back
to my cell.

Honey, i am so sorry ahiut tbos.
Look it, just hang in there.

It's only gonna be
a couple more hours at the most.

How can you talk like that?

What else has to happen for you
to get what's going on here?

I do get it.

But kayla's my daughter,
so i'm trying to deal with this

In a way
that protects our family.

No, you are trying
to stay on the fence

While i fight to stop kayla
from destroying us.

But look around you, tom.
Look where i am!

You have got
to do something now.

Fix this.

Well, thank you
for a lovely evening, bree.

Oh. You know, it's funny.
I don't think i'll be able

To look at you as just
another parishioner anymore.

Now, now.
We mustn't play favorites,

Although i will take that
as a compliment.

Well, take this
as a compliment as well.

Your eyes glimmer

Like the yalu river
on a moonlit night.

Oh.

How, um, colorfully put.

???????????

What does that mean?

I want you.

Reverend green! When you took
my hand in that restaurant,

I could feel the electricity, and i
know you felt it, too. No, i told you.

I was only trying
to send a message to my ex.

Oh, please. There's always been
sexual tension between us,

Ever since palm sunday 1996,

When we both reached
for the same frond. No!

Bree, if i took no
for an answer,

Kangwon province would
still have 242 unsaved souls.

Well, now you're
sending out mixed signals.

Then let me send you
a clear one.

I am not attracted to you. Oh.
Oh, nice. First, you use me,

Then you reject me,
and now you're insulting me?

Maybe you should go now,
mrs. Hodge.

Oh, reverend green,
please don't be upset.

??????????

Shoot!

Ellie,
can you help me for a sec?

Sure. What's... oh.

I spilled my milk again.

Don't worry.
I'll clean it up.

God, i'm so sick
of knocking crap over.

I don't know how gaby puts up
with me. She's a saint.

Yeah, well...

"Well," what?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, whore!

Excuse me?

I know all about your affair
with the handyman.

Ellie told me everything.

That little snitch.

I can't believe
she did that!

Well,
thanks for letting me know.

Uh, hello?

Are we even gonna talk
about this?

Yeah, the second
that bitch gets home,

I'm gonna let her have it.

Boy, you trust someone,
and they just betray you.

It sucks, you know? Yeah, i know!
Gaby, you cheated and you got caught.

Now will you please
hand me a plate

So i can smash it against the wall?
Oh, you moron! There was no affair!

That was the cop. Ellie caught
us putting the bug in her room.

That was just an excuse
we used as a cover.

And you expect me
to believethat?

I got news for you, carlos.
You're blind.

You don't have
a choice anymore.

You have to believe
what i tell you.

Just like when i hand you
the deodorant,

You have to believe
it's not oven cleaner.

I know it's not fair. I know
it gives me absolute power,

But tough. You're screwed.
Deal with it!

Are we good?

Okay.

Thank you. Now please,
i just lost a friend.

Stop being so insensitive.

Pastor joe.

I noticed that there
are no programs. Oh, yes.

Reverend green decided to change
today's scripture reading.

It's going to be
colossians 3:5.

Oh, he wants to talk
about sexual promiscuity?

Well,
it was a last minute thing.

He came in this morning
muttering about

Some "redheaded harlot"
in our midst

Who needs to be unmasked.

I don't know. I was just so
relieved he was off the koreans,

I didn't ask questions.
Excuse me a minute.

Oh. Hello.

Sorry.
I know this is a bad time.

Aren't you
bree hodge's ex-Husband?

No, i'm her current husband,

And i need to speak to you
about today's sermon.

They're a little late
getting started.

I know, and reverend green

Is usually such a stickler
for punctuality.

Well,
i don't mean to be rude,

But i don't think my sermon
is any of your business.

Let me put it this way.

If you say anything
about bree,

You and i are
gonna have a problem.

Well,
i'm sorry you feel that way,

But i think
it's my duty as pastor

To warn my flock
when a temptress sits among us.

Now if you'll excuse me.

What
the hell's the matter with you?

I'm not going
to let you go out there

And trash that good woman's
name. "Good woman"? She led me on.

Who are they talking about?

She's a flame-Haired jezebel!

You're insane! She is
the most moral person i know!

I have no idea. Now if you'll please excuse
me. Would a moral person lead a man on

And then humiliate him? I
don't care what she did to you.

I am not going
to let you publicly declare

That bree hodge is a slut!
Oh, dear lord.

Then again,

I suppose i could
preach about tolerance today.

Orson.

Orson.

Hello, maynard.

I love you, maynard.

My sweet little... may may.

Mamie.

Nerd.

Hello. I need to change the name
on my baby's birth certificate.

Okay, last name?
Delfino, maynard.

Where's the father?
You both need to sign this.

Oh. Working.
Busy, busy, busy.

Uh, but he told me to tell you
that he's totally cool with it.

Well,
i'm busy, busy, busy, too.

So when he's available,
you can come on back,

And we'll make the change.

Oh.

Okay.

I'm just gonna level
with you.

My husband picked the name,
and i think it's horrible,

And i know over time,
he's gonna agree.

I don't care.
Rules are rules.

You gotta help me out here.

I'm just trying
to protect my child.

I don't want him
to go through life

Saddled with the name "maynard."
I don't see what the big deal is.

Well, of course, you don't.
You're vanessa.

You went through life
with a beautiful name.

That's why you have
such a crackerjack personality.

I think we're done here.

I have a couple errands to run.
Will you cover for me?

No problem.
Thanks, griselda.

Griselda...

That must have been a tough name
to take out on the playground.

Yeah.

Actually, it was.

We should talk.

Hi. I'm, uh, here
to check on orson hodge.

An ambulance brought him in
less than an hour ago.

Are you family?

I'm his wife.

Well, he's going to be fine.

There's no concussion,

But the doctors do wanna keep
him here for a couple of hours.

Should i tell him
that you're here?

No, that's all right.
Let him rest.

But please
take excellent care of him.

He's a good man.

Gaby, can i talk to you?

About how you snitched on me
to carlos?

No, thanks.
I'm all caught up on that.

I'm sorry,
but i know from experience

What cheating can do
to people.

Let me guess.
This story ends with you

Throwing your boyfriend's
varsity jacket in the lake?

When i was 13,

My dad caught
my mom having an affair,

And he walked out on us.

Oh.

We had nothing, okay?
My mom went crazy,

And i ended up
on the street.

To survive, i...

I had to do a bunch of stuff
that i'm not proud of.

Oh, ellie,
i'm so sorry.

I had no idea.

What have we got here?

That's our guy.

The point is,

The one bad decision
can mess up a lot of lives,

And i just don't want that
to happen to you and carlos

'Cause i love you guys.

Yes?

Supplier's coming your way.

We're gonna arrest them both,
so get out of there now.

Okay. Bye.

Anyway, i didn't mean
to get into a whole thing.

I just wanted
to say i'm sorry.

The cops are coming. Go.

What?!

Police! Drop the bag!
Drop the bag!

Hands behind your head.
It's a sting.

Go out the back now.

Adam! Mom said
you were coming tonight.

Oh, i wouldn't miss
it for the world... oh.

So you better be on your "a" game. Okay.

And we're all going out
to dinner afterwards.

Adam wants to tell you about your
graduation present. What? What is it?

No, no, no. You gotta wait,
but i'll give you a clue.

I hope
your passport's up-To-Date.

Yeah, no.
It's-It's okay, andrew.

You can, uh,
you can just-

You can finish it
in the morning.

Great. See ya. Bye.

Need some help with that?

I didn't think
you liked puzzles.

Hmm. I can give it a shot.

I need to talk to you...

About lynette.

I'm sorry i had to call
dr. Dolan, daddy,

But she scares me.

Yeah.

You said that before,

But here's the thing.

They're gonna
let lynette go soon,

And when they do,
you guys aren't

Gonna be able to live
in the same house anymore.

You-You know that, right?

So where is she gonna live?

Like, in a hotel
or something?

She lives here, kayla,

With me and the boys
and penny.

This is her home.

But-

But don't worry. We're gonna
find you a nice place to live.

Daddy,
i don't wanna go anywhere.

I wanna stay here with you.

I don't have a choice, kayla.
I need to keep you safe.

But i made it all up.

I lied about everything.

I burned myself.

And why would you do that,
kayla?

I hate her.

And it's so much better
when it's just us.

I see. And you'll explain
all this to the police

And dr. Dolan
and everybody, right?

Yes, i promise.
And then i can stay, right?

No, sweetie. No.

What you did was horrible,

And i can't trust you
anymore.

Then i'm gonna keep lying
to everybody.

You don't want that,
do you?

Did you get all that,
dr. Dolan?

I'm gonna go stretch my legs
and check my service real quick.

Okay, but intermission's
only ten minutes.

Yeah.

Excuse me.
Could you give me a hand?

What's up? Nail in my
tire. I gotta change it now

'Cause????????????

I'm-I'm catching a red-Eye.
Yeah, sure. I can help.

Oh, thanks.
I'm right over here.

Wow,
this thing's really flat.

Usually with a nail,
you get a slow leak.

Yeah. I'm lucky
i even made it here.

Well, i got this.

You grab the spare.

My daughter's the one
that plays the cello.

Which one is your daughter?

That's the other thing
i need your help with.

Oh, honey,

Can you get all my toiletries
out of the bathroom?

What are those?

Well, it's cute, aren't they?
It's a hospital tradition.

Get them out of here now.

Why?
Because my husband

Is terrified of balloons.

He was once molested
by a clown.

Oh, my gosh.
Oh, i got it.

What's going on?

I'm sorry, sir.
We didn't know about the clown.

Why does that say "conner"?
Is that what it said?

We had "maynard" ones
printed up,

But mrs. Delfino...
shh!

Went to the records office...

Susan... what's going on?

Well...

I hate the name "maynard."

Really? I like it-
Get out.

I'm sorry. I...

I just want our kid
to have a great name.

I don't think "maynard"
is great.

You wanna know what is great?

My grandfather...

Started the first integrated
elementary school in tennessee.

And you know
what else is great?

When my dad went to prison,

The state wanted
to put me in the system.

My grandfather
wouldn't let 'em.

He took in my mom and me

And sacrificed everything

Just to make sure
we had a great life.

Wow.

I didn't know about that.

Susan, i don't want to
just give our son a name.

I want to give him
someone to live up to.

Maynard.

Let's hope he's worthy.

Well, that part's up to us.

Well,
that's all of her things.

Well, we should probably
get going, hmm?

We found a hotel with a pool
for tonight.

Maybe you and grandpa
can go swimming.

Sheila, can i talk to her
for a sec?

Honey,
i know this is hard on you.

But i'm gonna come visit you
at grandpa and grandma's

All the time.

So it's not like
it's good-Bye forever.

Kayla...

I'm sorry how everything turned out.

No,you're not.

Okay,then.

I love you,baby.

Have a safe trip.

Daddy! I'm sorry!

Daddy,i'm sorry! Please!

Daddy! Please!

What's in a name?

Do the labels we attach to people

Tell us everything we need to know?

If we say she's just a child,

Does this mean she's truly innocent?

Does calling her a drug dealer prove she's purely evil?

Will a man known as "preacher"

Always practice what he preaches?

Can a man branded a villain

Possess the qualities of a hero?

The truth is,

A name can never really tell you who someone is...

Who are you?

Any more than it can tell you what they're capable of.

I'm wayne davis...

And we're about to have some fun.

The next morning

It had been 14 years

Since katherine mayfair had been in a police station,

But she remembered the conversation

Like it was yesterday.

Would you like some water,honey?

Thanks.

So... i take it

This isn't the first time your husband's hit you?

He keeps promising to stop, but it just gets worse.

And i'm afraid he's gonna do something to my daughter.

Please, you have to help me.

Have you reported him before?

Once,but when i called,

They said they couldn't find the paperwork.

Oh.

Your husband's wayne davis, one of our patrolmen.

Want some advice?

Wayne's got a lot of friends around here.

Of course you can press charges,but...

I can't guarantee

That one of his friends won't lose the paperwork again.

Then what should i do?

Get as much money as you can lay your hands on,

Grab your daughter...

And run.

And so she did...

To a place she thought would be safe.

Mrs. Mayfair?

I'm detective romslo. Can i help you?

Why exactly would you think that dr. Mayfair was kidnapped?

No one in the school parking lot

Heard or saw anything suspicious.

That's because the man responsible for this-My ex-

Knows a little something about how to commit a crime.

He's a cop.

What's his name?

Wayne davis.

What?

Well,it's just,uh...

I know wayne. We've hung out together.

He's a hell of a golfer.

Well,believe me when i tell you he wasn't a hell of a husband.

Is that what this is about?

Some payback for an ancient domestic dispute?

Please. You have to do something.

Because once wayne is done with adam,

He's going to come after me.

And this time, he's gonna kill me. I know it.

I'll look into it.

If you would just,uh, fill out this paperwork...

In that moment,katherine knew exactly what she had to do...

Again.

Mom,stop. You're not making any sense. There's no time.

Wayne is coming. He took adam. We're next.

But why? Why would he do that? And if we're in so much danger,

Then why aren't we calling the police? The police will not help. Dylan,please!

Go pack your things. We need to be gone before he gets here. Stop!

I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on.

Why do i have to be afraid of my father?

Katherine mayfair

Had been running from the truth for a long time...

Okay.

I'll tell you.

No!

Dylan. Dylan,i'm sorry. I had no choice! No!

Dylan!

And it had finally caught up with her.

There's a ritual my friends have observed for years.

Once a week,they meet to play a game of cards

And talk about their lives.

There's always laughter and wine...

And talk about the neighbors.

No way,bree. I don't want katherine in our games.

She bums me out. Oh,i'm with gaby. I mean,you know me.

I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt... no,you don't.

No,i don't, but let's say i did.

Katherine has this aloof quality.

It's like she's always trying to keep us at arm's length. Well,i have to agree.

She's changed. She's not that fun anymore. Ladies,i don't know what you're talking about.

Katherine has all sorts of wonderful qualities. Name one,and keep in mind

That "aloof" and "unfun" have already been taken.

Well,i admit she plays her cards close to the vest,

But some of you could benefit from that kind of quiet dignity,

Miss i-Chew-Gum- Like-A-1930s-Gun-Moll.

Bree,you can talk katherine up all you want,

But she is just never gonna be one of us.

Anybody home?

Oh.

Hi! We were just talking about you. Random chitchat,nothing specific.

That's nice. Could i talk to you for a minute?

Hey. What's going on? Okay,i know it's last minute,

But i have to leave town, so i'm not gonna be able

To help you cater the commitment ceremony. It's tomorrow!

A hundred gay men are descending on this street,

And they're expecting a fabulous party. I feel awful,

But i wouldn't bail on you if it weren't important.

Okay. Well,what's going on?

I can't tell you. Again,i'm so sorry.

Good luck.

All right,you can all wipe those smug looks off your faces,

Because every one of you has just become my employee.

Hey,got any plans tomorrow at 5:00 a.M.? 'Cause now you do.

Bree needs about two truckloads of flowers picked up from...

What?

Guess who got off the wait-List at princeton!

Oh,my god. Oh,my god!

I'm so proud of you!

Okay,i am going to need a bumper sticker right away

So i can start annoying all the other parents! Sure. I'll snag you one when i get there on tuesday.

Tuesday? What are you talking about? Okay,you know that professor who read my senior thesis?

Well,he was so impressed

That he asked me to come out and do a summer internship.

I'm leaving next week.

Next week? W- Well,that is a big...

No.

No? Mom,i have to. It's a huge honor.

Yes... t

And you have been chosen.

So congratulations,

And you're staying home.

Oh,you're not letting her go?

But it's a huge honor.

Yes,we've established that. It's huge. It's an honor.

We get it.

Give me one good reason why i can't go.

Well,the first thing off the top of my head...

Uh...

We can't afford it.

Susan,can i talk to you for a sec?

You know, i just inherited 5 grand

From grandpa maynard,

And i... i'd really like to help julie do this.

Mike,that is so sweet.

Mike makes another good point.

Who is this professor?

I don't know him.

I am certainly not going to give my daughter to him for a summer.

I'm sorry,julie. This is not happening.

This totally sucks.

Well,yes, but don't forget-

It is a huge honor.

Hey.

You know what we haven't done in a really long time?

Made 250 mini pizzas in one afternoon.

What are you talking about?

Bree's in a horrible jam, and i told her we'd help cater

The commitment ceremony tomorrow.

I can't. I'm busy,remember? I'm taking this stuff to kayla,

My daughter who lives four and a half hours away now.

Okay,so at the risk

Of cracking these eggshells i've been walking on all week,

Any idea when you're gonna stop being so angry?

I'm not angry at you.

'Cause you know we didn't have a choice,tom.

We had to get her out of the house.

I know. I am angry at the situation.

Can you please just let me be angry?

Fine. You can be as angry and sulky and pissy as you want,

Just so long as you're here tomorrow,

Helping me crank out 250 mini pizzas.

You know,i've been told

That some wives ask their husbands for favors

And actually say,"please."

Oh,tom.

Don't you know an urban myth when you hear one?

Okay,so here's the deal.

Bree needs all of these wedding favors

Wrapped by tomorrow, and she's really counting on me,

So... i'm gonna need you to hurry.

I just got off the phone with the credit card company.

Do you have something that you wanna tell me?

Mm... well,it would be easier if i knew what you knew. Damn it,gaby,enough shopping!

You've maxed out every credit card we own.

I mean, we are so broke right now,

It's gonna be a miracle if we don't end up on the street. Okay,when you yell at me,i get upset.

And you know what i do when i get upset? I shop.

So if we do end up homeless, guess whose fault it'll be.

Whatever. I'm gonna go read porn... in braille.

Hello? Gaby,it's ellie.

Ellie,you can't call me! The cops are all over my ass

Because they think i helped you escape.

I'm sorry. I just need one more favor,

And then i'll never bother you again. Oh! Ellie,i don't know. What is it?

I left my teddy bear in the coat closet.

I need you to bring it to me. Teddy bear? What is that,code for "a pound of blow"?

No,it's an actual teddy bear.

My dad gave it to me when i was 5,

And it's the only thing i have left to remember him by.

Crap.

Ya had to play the daddy card.

Hmm.

??? Y, we'll open up the buffet...

Mm-Hmm. Uh,chicken marsala, and pasta for the vegetarians.

And dancing,roll out the cake, you leave for your honeymoon,

And i will collapse in a tasteful heap.

Hold it. You didn't say anything about the ice sculpture.

Oh! Yes,i'm sorry. One cherub delivered at 1:30. Cherub? No,i specifically

Told katherine we were gonna go with the enchanted castle.

And i told her we'd go with the cherub

Because we are not 8- Year-Old girls. Bob,all my life

I have dreamt of having a wedding reception

In which i would serve drinks from a vodka moat

Surrounding an enchanted castle rendered in ice,

And i don't think that's too much to ask. Remember when you asked me

To tell you when you start acting like faye dunaway

From the boardroom scene in "mommie dearest"?

Uh,why don't i let you two work this out?

Fine,we'll go with the stupid baby angel.

I need some coffee.

Why are you here? And don't say for the pizza,

Because i know you're lactose-Intolerant.

I heard katherine left you in the lurch.

I'm here to offer my assistance. Oh,i get it. So i'm desperate and vulnerable,

And you're gonna swoop in and save the day.

Well,thank you very much. I'm fine. Darling, don't be stubborn. You're gonna need place cards,

And you know i have excellent penmanship. Don't you dare

Throw your calligraphy skills in my face when you know

I'm at a low point. Now go! And stop following me.

You're doomed.

Excuse me?

The way you just caved on that sculpture thing?

You're setting the tone for your entire marriage. I am?

Yeah. You gotta dig in your heels.

Otherwise,you're gonna be pushed around for the next...

Let's see. How long have i been married?

Ten and a half years.

I want my castle.

Lee... it is the only thing i've asked for,

And damn it, i'm entitled to it.

Fine.

Oh.

Thank you.

All right,so i will call the ice sculptor

And see if we can - Forget it. We're sticking with the cherub.

And later, when he bitches about it,

I'll just buy him some jewelry.

You sure you haven't been married before?

Hey,gaby?

Over here,carlos.

You know,i got a theory

As to why all this bad stuff has happened to us-

My blindness and losing all our money...

It's karma. You know, we've been selfish and greedy,

And the universe is telling us to start being better people.

I just found $118,000 in ellie's teddy bear.

Hey,universe?

Bite me!

Hello?

Hey,wayne? It's pete romslo.

Pete! How's tricks?

Listen,uh, i'm just calling

To give you a heads-Up.

Um,i finally met your ex. She came in to file a report.

Apparently, you,uh,kidnapped her husband.

No kidding? Am i asking for ransom?

Well,you always said she was crazy.

Now i feel your pain.

Anyway,i-I just thought you should know,huh? Take care. Thanks.

Okay,enough kiddin' around.

Tell me where my daughter is.

Oh,for-

Did you die on me?

Damn it!

Okay,so you have another one of those in the truck?

Thank you. I'll be back in ten minutes!

We need more settings on five,please. Lynette, i wish i had time to be more tactful,but i don't.

Your swan is pathetic,and i'm firing you from napkin duty.

No,no,give me another chance. I will get it.

Yes?

Oh,there you are! Where is my ice sculpture?

No! No,6:00 is too late. I need it now.

Oh,forget it. I'll pick it up myself.

Why don't you fill water glasses?

That's an important job,too.

Andrew... look,i'm on my way back,

But it's imperative that you...

Andrew?

Oh,dear god.

Oh,no. Don't die on me now!

Aah!

Oh,dear god.

Aah! Help me!

Help!

I'm just saying we should pay off all of our bills

And put the rest in savings. Savings? Nobody does that anymore.

Well,i mean,you never know. We might have kids.

Oh,carlos, we're never gonna have kids.

Shoes are my kids. Let me be the mother i was meant to be.

Hello?

Where's my bear?

Oh. Right. The bear.

Well... i looked all over and just couldn't find it.

I guess the cops took it. I'm really sorry,ellie.

I know it was a gift from your dad.

It just breaks my heart.

You found the money,didn't you? Money? What money?

You're lying. I can hear it in your voice.

What's wrong with my voice?

Okay,listen,bitch. You do not wanna screw with me.

How about we split it 50-50?

I'm coming to get my money,

And if one dime is missing, i will throw acid in your face.

Okay,we really need to get caller i.D.

Ugh.

What more can you do to me?

Need a lift?

Hey.

Hi. Is,uh,dylan here by any chance?

Uh,um,no, i- I haven't seen her.

Okay. Thanks.

Hey,katherine, are you all right?

Uh... dylan and i,we...

Had a big fight.

Well, i'm sure she's just upset,

And she'll come home after she cools off.

Not this time.

I lied to her.

Well... we all lie to our kids sometimes,right?

I've been doing it her whole life-

One lie on top of another-

And the thing... i learned too late

Is that eventually they all come crashing down on you.

Anyway, if you see her,let me know?

Thanks.

What's your hurry,kathy?

Aah! Aah!

Aah.

What happened to my daughter?

I'm not telling you anything,

So you might as well kill me.

I don't care.

I believe you.

I do.

But what about dylan?

Or should i say,that girl that lives here with you?

I bet you'd care if i killed her.

Uh...

There are no wings.

Yes,and the "venus de milo" is missing two arms.

What's your point?

It's... stunning.

Well,i suppose i should say thank you.

Oh,it's no big deal. You're just lucky i was there.

Was i lucky, or were you following me?

I thought you might need my help.

And you were right. I did.

You just think i'm being stubborn,don't you?

Making you jump through hoops

When it's so clear we belong together.

I don't think anything, bree.

I'm just trying to be there for you

And hoping eventually you'll forgive me.

But that's just it,orson.

If i forgive you,

Then i'm forgiving what you did to mike.

I can't do that. And- And you wouldn't want me to.

I mean, be honest with yourself.

If i took you back now,

I wouldn't be the woman you love.

Then what can i do?

I've already told you.

Turn yourself in to the police and let justice run its course.

I can't do that,bree.

I want to,

For you, more than anything.

But i don't think i could survive it.

Well...

So here we are.

What is this? It's your ice sculpture.

No,it's not.

I see no turrets. I see no flags.

I see no moat full of vodka.

What i see is a giant,icy slap in the face.

Bob!

What's that?

I want to be able to reach you this summer

When you're doing that internship.

You changed your mind?

Here's the thing.

You and i have always had

Kind of an unconventional relationship,

And the reason that worked

Was because we always tell each other the truth...

Until yesterday.

Julie,i lied about not having enough money to send you.

Why?

Because i just freaked out about you leaving.

But you knew i was going away to college.

Yes,in the fall.

And i needed those extra three months to get ready. I...

I still have not figured out

How i'm gonna get by without you.

Mom...

Seriously...

I just lean on you in ways you don't even know.

I think you are stronger

Than you give yourself credit for.

Well... i spend more time with me than you do,

And i'm a mess.

Well, you

I had my hands full then.

But you've grown so much these last five years.

Really?

You are a secure, confident woman now.

You're ready to spread your wings and fly.

Frankly, my work here is done.

Thanks.

Now i want you

To have that phone on you at all times...

Because i'm still not sure how to work the dishwasher.

Can you help me?

For god sake,lee! It's just an ice sculpture!

It is not "just an ice sculpture"!

It's the sculpture and making me move to the suburbs

And forcing me to be nice to your homophobic boss.

You know what? Tom's right.

If i don't start standing up for myself,i'm doomed.

I don't believe i used the word "doomed."

You're always overruling me. You treat me like a child.

Well,i've had it! Ceremony's off,mein fuhrer!

It's a chunk of ice, you drama queen!

Okay... all i said was-

I don't care what you said. We have to fix this!

Or do you want to tell bree that you torpedoed her ceremony?

I did not tell you to put mums in that arrangement!

And don't point your finger at me or i'll snap it right off. I'll find bob.

I'll get lee. Yeah.

You can't make me talk to him.

Yeah,i can. Sit down. Earlier,my husband,

In an attempt to help you with your relationship,

Mistakenly gave you some advice,

Which he would now like to take back. Tom?

Actually,i stand by everything i said.

My mistake was in not going far enough. What?

If you're willing to break up over an ice sculpture,

You guys should absolutely not get married.

Where the hell are you going with this?

Because who gets to choose the ice sculpture,

Who should take out the trash,

Who has to stay home and make the mini pizzas-

That's the little stuff.

What are you gonna do when the big stuff comes along? Could you give us a second?

No. What are you gonna do when a tornado hits your house,

Or you have problems with your kids,

Or one of you gets cancer?

At some point,the crap is going to hit the fan,

And that is why now, before you make the commitment,

You have to ask yourself,

Is that person in bed next to you worth the trouble?

Do you love him... or her so much

That no disease, no disaster

Could possibly pull you apart?

Answer him.

Sure. Of course i do.

Good.

Good,then...

Get out there and get committed, you crazy kids.

Oh,my god.

Are you okay? You need some help?

Yes.

Thanks for stopping.

Yes,officer. I see you. Thank you for coming.

Now remember, ellie's dangerous.

So if she shows up,feel free to use excessive force.

Carlos, are you almost ready?

Carlos?

Did you hear me?

I'm just getting my jacket.

Oh,honey,can you carry the house keys?

They don't fit in my purse.

Ellie's upstairs.

What?! She's in our bedroom. I heard her breathing.

Call the cops. Wait! She's gonna steal our money!

You can't go up there. It's too dangerous.

Well,not as dangerous as poverty! Gaby.

Gaby? What's going on?

Aah! Carlos!

Carlos,don't just stand there! Go get help!

Help! Police!

That's the closet!

Ow!

Police! Police!

Get in here now!

Wayne.

I don't think you've thought this through.

Shut up.

If i tell you what happened,

If i don't tell you...

You're gonna kill me anyway.

Who you gonna pin it on?

We have history.

Right now i'm just your bitter,crazy ex.

But if i turn up dead, and you have no alibi-

You let me worry about that.

Look,i'm having a little problem right now.

I just need to hide here for a sec.

And i don't wanna hurt you, so don't make me.

All right?

Good.

I'm glad we understand each other.

Huh.

And with your gun,too.

I guess i just found my alibi.

And now we will do the exchanging of the rings...

Snappy ceremony,bree.

You and katherine really did a bang-Up job.

No,i did a bang-Up job.

Katherine bailed on me and left town last night.

I think you got hosed. I just saw her an hour ago.

...here at this joyous and festive occasion.

Please join hands.

She was on the run, she broke in,

She stabbed you, you shot her. Case closed.

It's like the alibi fairy left me a present.

But i do wonder...

What if dylan doesn't come back?

We had a fight.

She said she hated me, said she was leaving...

For good.

Is that the best you can do,kathy?

I know it sounds convenient. But what happens if it's true?

Because you don't have another plan.

She was the only way you could make me tell you the truth.

Katherine? It's bree. We need to talk now!

That girl that was living with the solises?

Actually,i thought i saw her heading down that way.

Hope you find her.

I'd hate to think

There was some maniac running around our neighborhood.

I'm so sorry about this.

Shut it!

So let me catch you up.

I need to know something that only my ex-Wife can tell me,

But she doesn't want to. She needs a little incentive.

So that's where you come in. Wayne... please don't.

Yeah? How is it gonna feel knowing...

That you could've stopped this?

All right!

I'll tell you.

After i left you...

A few months passed,

And i convinced myself

That you'd forgotten about us.

But i was wrong.

How was dylan? Did she behave herself?

She's an angel.

I... just hope i didn't do something wrong.

What do you mean? Well,your ex-Husband was here earlier,

And,of course, i didn't know it was him

Until dylan called him "daddy."

I- I'm sorry, i should've called you,

But dylan was just so happy to see him.

He brought her a bicycle and a doll.

And she won't let that doll out of her sight.

Katherine,what's going on?

I was going to run again,

But you didn't give me enough time.

Wayne just drove up.

Should we call the police?

No.

Let him in.

I knew it was time to face you

And let you know you were not welcome in my home,

And neither were your gifts.

Do you know how much money i spent looking for you? Well,i'm sure

You still had enough to buy liquor by the caseload.

Wow! Look who's gotten sassy while she's been away.

Well,i think i like it. What do you want,wayne?

I want my daughter back. Why? You gotten lazy in your old age?

You need somebody smaller to pound on?

I never touched a hair on her head!

Yeah,but now she's gotten older and sassier,

I'm sure you'll find all sorts of reasons to hit her. I don't have to ask,you know.

I could just go up there if i want. She is asleep! Get the hell out!

I'm her father! I said no!

Uhh. Aah.

I'm bleeding.

Profusely.

You should see a doctor.

I'll be back for my daughter.

You just understand this-

There is nothing that i will not do

To keep you away from her. Nothing.

Are you all right?

Oh!

I heard a crash. Yeah,i-I hit him with the candlestick,

And... he went down pretty hard.

Thank god.

You know,i think now would be a good time to break out

The 10-Year-Old scotch i've been saving.

I honestly thought it was finally over.

I don't know how i could've been so wrong.

Katherine!

I came in to give her another blanket.

Her hand is ice-Cold!

Aunt lily told me i couldn't go to the police.

She'd said you'd make it seem

Like i killed dylan to keep you from taking her,

So i let her bury my baby in the woods.

I knew i'd have to run away again,

But i also knew you'd never stop looking for me,

So i came up with a plan.

I found a girl in a romanian orphanage

Who looked just like dylan.

The resemblance was uncanny.

Her mother had died in childbirth,

And her father had been murdered.

As i looked into those big,blue eyes,

I knew right then...

She needed me as much as i needed her.

I've never told that to anyone.

I even lied to adam

And said it was your fault.

And that's how i've spent the last 12 years...

Just telling one lie after another.

Hold it,hold it. I'm sorry,sir.

We're having a party. You can't park here.

So you let her die.

If you don't mind,

I need you to park around the corner,okay?

Thank you!

You let my daughter die...

Like a dog.

It was an accident.

Then you buried her like one.

Because i had to.

I knew if you found out,y-

That i would kill you.

Katherine! Where are you?!

Adam!

Get out! He's got a gun!

You just watch over him for a sec,okay?

I'm gonna call the cops.

First we have to do something to stop that bleeding. Okay.

Go ahead. You call the cops.

Ask for my buddy romslo...

Or captain mcmurphy.

We play softball together.

Those guys'll take care of me.

And even if i do a little time...

You know this isn't over.

I'll get out and i'll find you,

And i'll make you pay.

I know you will.

Oh,my god! Bree,are you all right? What the hell is going on?!

We don't have much time before the police get here.

We need to talk.

Excuse me.

Susan! Come here,come here.

What's going on? Okay,just listen to me.

Ma'am, you have to talk to us.

We need to know what happened.

Ma'am?

Then he raised the gun and came toward us.

Thank god katherine grabbed his arm and got the gun away.

That lunatic would've killed us all.

I knew wayne was the reason she moved away,

And the second she moved back, he started stalking her again.

She was always telling us how terrified she was.

We always knew he'd do something like this eventually,

And he did.

Look...

This was obviously self-Defense.

Take the cuffs off, get her to the hospital.

Mom?

Mom!

Oh,my!

I'm so sorry,mom.

Five years later

There's a ritual

My friends have observed for years.

Once a week,they meet to play a game of cards

And talk about their lives.

Of course,there's another aspect to these gatherings

That has nothing to do with gossip or poker.

Every seven days, my friends are reminded

Of a basic human truth-

There is nothing more important than friendships that endure,

Especially in a world that insists on changing.

Okay,my friends are gone.

I'm ready to fix you dinner.

What the hell are you doing?!

Hey,mommy, we're playing fashion model!

Look at this mess!

You are lucky i got in here before you touched my dresses!

Run,celia,run!

My vera wang?!

I'm home!

Oh,thank god.

The publisher sent over the galley for the cookbook.

He needs you to proof them tonight.

I've also got the woman from "the new york times"

On the phone. She wants to do the interview now. Is that you,bree? The water's getting cold.

Uh,leave the galleys in my office and tell

The woman from "the times" to call me back in the morning.

I'm gonna have a nice bubble bath with my husband.

Coming,orson!

Why is there a police car in our driveway?

I was telling your husband we just picked up your son.

He broke into a car at the mall and took it for a joyride.

Again? I am so sorry,officer.

We have talked to porter till we're blue in the face.

It's like he's determined to go back to juvenile hall.

Honey,it wasn't porter this time.

They arrested preston.

It's me,mom. I'm back from paris.

It was just as gorgeous as you said it would be,

And you're not gonna believe this.

Bradley finally asked me to marry him

Right there under the eiffel tower.

I'm so happy. Call me back.

Honey? I'm home.

Did you miss me?

You know i did.

Mmm.

united we're strong!
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