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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,054 --> 00:00:01,694 Meanwhile, on "Con Man"... 2 00:00:01,704 --> 00:00:02,803 Get down on your knees. 3 00:00:02,804 --> 00:00:04,304 You have 5 seconds to comply. 4 00:00:04,313 --> 00:00:05,380 Seriously? 5 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,582 Gotcha! I'm Faith. 6 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,106 Jack wants to make a movie of Spectrum. 7 00:00:11,116 --> 00:00:12,376 I hate Spectrum. 8 00:00:12,386 --> 00:00:14,199 Okay, calm down. You're being a little childish. 9 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:16,485 I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! 10 00:00:16,495 --> 00:00:17,275 When people say 11 00:00:17,276 --> 00:00:18,676 that you've been stuffed into a pigeon hole, 12 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,263 it is not the hole that pigeons live in. 13 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,300 - It's the butthole. - Yeah, no, I got that. 14 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:24,831 Yeah, I gotta go... 15 00:00:24,832 --> 00:00:26,906 To a comic book store opening. 16 00:00:26,916 --> 00:00:28,803 Because that's the kind of thing... 17 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,547 That I do. 18 00:00:30,557 --> 00:00:34,676 Con Man - Episode 10 - "Thank You for Your Service" 19 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:37,413 sync and corrections by sadako415 www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:40,363 --> 00:00:42,129 Excuse me, I think I found it... 21 00:00:44,624 --> 00:00:46,407 - How you guys doing? - Oh, my god! 22 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:48,741 About time, I'm sorry. 23 00:00:48,742 --> 00:00:50,142 I'm about to come a little late. 24 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,536 How you doing? How you doing? 25 00:00:51,546 --> 00:00:53,314 I think that's me in a photo. 26 00:00:53,324 --> 00:00:55,409 Listen... Hey, can I get... 27 00:00:57,352 --> 00:00:59,211 Hey, does anyone know "My Sharona"? 28 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,502 Do you know "My Sharona"? 29 00:01:01,503 --> 00:01:02,411 Oh, great, you're here! 30 00:01:02,412 --> 00:01:05,117 - Everybody give him some room! - "My Sharona"... 31 00:01:05,127 --> 00:01:07,464 Hi, Casey Wingwall, I'm the owner of the store. 32 00:01:07,474 --> 00:01:08,965 Thank you so much for coming. 33 00:01:08,975 --> 00:01:09,542 Where were you? 34 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:11,550 I've been texting you for like an hour... 35 00:01:11,552 --> 00:01:14,801 - You did? I was... Oh, this is off. - Yeah... 36 00:01:14,811 --> 00:01:17,798 I was in a bar two doors down... 37 00:01:17,808 --> 00:01:18,200 Well, that's fine. 38 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,500 It's not like I'm irked or anything. 39 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,600 I don't want to imply that my hackles are up. 40 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,800 Because my hackles are actually way down. 41 00:01:21,857 --> 00:01:23,000 I just want to get you into the back. 42 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,300 There's a long line of people. Everyone's paid. 43 00:01:25,309 --> 00:01:27,222 I'm gonna get you signing in the back table. 44 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:25,500 - 45 00:01:27,244 --> 00:01:28,690 - Damn, Bobbie. - Casey. 46 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:29,904 Damn me? 47 00:01:31,783 --> 00:01:33,679 Damn you, Wray! 48 00:01:34,453 --> 00:01:36,580 You have been avoiding me. 49 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:38,600 What, look, I turned off my phone. 50 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,300 You need me. 51 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,848 No, look... 52 00:01:40,858 --> 00:01:42,100 You didn't book this thing. 53 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,498 You still need me. 54 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,369 I'm only here for the cash. 55 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:47,665 You need to shut up. 56 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,848 Excuse me... Hi! 57 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,600 - Hi... - Hi! I need to get Wray into the back. 58 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,758 We're gonna start signing. 59 00:01:51,769 --> 00:01:54,136 Ladies and gentlemen, we will be signing... 60 00:01:54,146 --> 00:01:56,009 In ten minutes! 61 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:57,182 Okay, alright. You know what? 62 00:01:57,182 --> 00:01:58,690 That was wonderful, but I am the booker 63 00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:00,589 and I will be making that announcement. 64 00:02:00,592 --> 00:02:02,575 Everyone, we will be signing... 65 00:02:02,575 --> 00:02:04,326 In ten minutes! 66 00:02:04,846 --> 00:02:05,327 - Thank you. - That's the way it's done. 67 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:06,430 Really appreciate the help. 68 00:02:06,437 --> 00:02:07,000 - Absolutely, my pleasure. - Listen, we've got 69 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 a long line of people here, 70 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,268 so if we could just grab Wray... 71 00:02:09,702 --> 00:02:10,700 - And... We could... - What? Where... 72 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:11,784 Where did he go? 73 00:02:11,814 --> 00:02:13,509 Comic book fight! 74 00:02:13,519 --> 00:02:14,700 Everyone pick a comic book 75 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,008 and start throwing them around. 76 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:17,500 Excuse me, I'm sorry, please don't touch those... 77 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,592 Wray! No, I got it. I know how to do this. 78 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,696 Michael Dorn is here. 79 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,049 Wray, Michael Dorn is here. 80 00:02:24,059 --> 00:02:26,682 Yes, he's talking about his voiceover work 81 00:02:26,692 --> 00:02:29,263 in "Verger", and also Kevin Grevioux is here. 82 00:02:29,936 --> 00:02:31,800 I also fixed the banner for you, 83 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,100 in the back there. 84 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:36,299 See? You need me. 85 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:37,500 I'm so sorry, 86 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,722 all we could find was the Spectrum art. 87 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:41,468 We couldn't find any of the art from... 88 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:42,905 "What's up, bitch?". 89 00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:44,400 I hate this picture. 90 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,546 You know what, I do need you. 91 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,771 I need you to find that other art. 92 00:02:47,781 --> 00:02:48,781 Okay, I will. 93 00:02:49,154 --> 00:02:51,295 There wasn't anything available online. 94 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,300 She's not gonna be able to find anything. 95 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,030 You're not. 96 00:02:53,037 --> 00:02:55,131 It was only released on VHS 97 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,000 and even then, I think it was just 98 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,108 an extras feature on the back of... 99 00:02:58,117 --> 00:03:00,063 Truck and Tractor Pull bloopers. 100 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:02,204 Okay, okay... 101 00:03:02,697 --> 00:03:03,697 Hi! 102 00:03:04,161 --> 00:03:06,349 Who here is good 103 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:07,429 with computers? 104 00:03:09,204 --> 00:03:10,837 Of course, okay, whatever. 105 00:03:10,847 --> 00:03:12,753 How about, really good... 106 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:14,345 With computers? 107 00:03:15,035 --> 00:03:16,120 Oh, good. What's your name? 108 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,937 - Landon. - Landon, follow me. 109 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,400 But, I wanted an autograph... 110 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,500 I'll get you one of mine. 111 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:23,773 Oh, do you hear that? 112 00:03:23,783 --> 00:03:25,099 Mr. Dorn has been nice enough 113 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,108 to read excerpts from 114 00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:27,500 Shakespeare's "The Merchant of Venice" 115 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,460 for his fans. 116 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,791 Maybe it should be "The Merchant of Venus". 117 00:03:30,801 --> 00:03:31,825 Right? 118 00:03:31,835 --> 00:03:33,928 Right? It's gotta be sci-fi! 119 00:03:34,872 --> 00:03:35,872 Of course... 120 00:03:37,576 --> 00:03:38,700 Trying to get my hackles up, aren't you? 121 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,134 I don't know... 122 00:03:40,815 --> 00:03:41,942 You are. 123 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:43,049 Don't do that. 124 00:03:43,626 --> 00:03:44,500 Listen, if you need anything, 125 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,678 this gentleman over here will help you 126 00:03:45,678 --> 00:03:47,330 but keep your hands off his hackles... 127 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:48,340 He's a marine. 128 00:03:49,515 --> 00:03:50,874 Have fun. Thanks, guys. 129 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:52,572 You're a soldier... 130 00:03:52,582 --> 00:03:53,615 A marine. 131 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:55,161 Just got back from Kabul. 132 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:58,133 Thank you for your service. 133 00:03:58,143 --> 00:03:59,372 How did it serve you? 134 00:04:00,112 --> 00:04:01,500 Yeah, I was a soldier 135 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,008 on my video game this morning, 136 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,752 so thank you for your service... 137 00:04:05,104 --> 00:04:07,569 And thank you for my service. 138 00:04:09,611 --> 00:04:11,992 I gotta say... I loved you in Spectrum! 139 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,611 Are you ever gonna make a movie? 140 00:04:14,365 --> 00:04:15,365 Never. 141 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:16,802 Never. 142 00:04:19,239 --> 00:04:20,239 Thank you. 143 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,042 So, what's your name? 144 00:04:23,052 --> 00:04:24,098 Marion, sir. 145 00:04:24,506 --> 00:04:25,698 No, shit! 146 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,280 My character in the video game's 147 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,600 name was Marion this morning. 148 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,413 You weren't shot in the rectum, were you? 149 00:04:32,628 --> 00:04:34,698 I was... I'm sorry, it's an inside... 150 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,318 Video game joke... 151 00:04:36,328 --> 00:04:37,784 War's not a game. 152 00:04:38,668 --> 00:04:40,245 I know it's not a game. 153 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:43,062 I mean that there are similarities. 154 00:04:43,072 --> 00:04:44,428 What similarities? 155 00:04:47,259 --> 00:04:49,027 First person shoot 'em ups. 156 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:53,737 I mean, I don't get PTSD, but you know... 157 00:04:53,747 --> 00:04:55,300 Actually, if you play long enough, 158 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,496 you will dream about it. 159 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,496 So... 160 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,728 I can see that I'm upsetting you. 161 00:05:00,738 --> 00:05:01,746 I'm sorry. 162 00:05:02,246 --> 00:05:04,133 I just want to say... 163 00:05:04,143 --> 00:05:05,640 Thank you for your service. 164 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:08,325 Yeah, what service are you thanking me for? 165 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,325 Your service... 166 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:10,800 It's empty if 167 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,466 you don't know what you're talking about. 168 00:05:13,156 --> 00:05:14,536 You went to Kabul, right? 169 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:16,959 - Yes, I did. - That service, then. 170 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,086 I thank you... 171 00:05:19,096 --> 00:05:20,213 For that. 172 00:05:20,223 --> 00:05:21,903 Iraq thanks you. 173 00:05:22,283 --> 00:05:23,910 Kabul's not in Iraq. 174 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,920 Shit. 175 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,145 The other one... 176 00:05:28,141 --> 00:05:29,500 Longest war in American history? 177 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,200 Yeah, I know... Is it? 178 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,112 Talibanistan... Ghanistan. 179 00:05:36,122 --> 00:05:38,197 - Ghanistan? - Afghanistan. 180 00:05:38,662 --> 00:05:40,400 Thirteen years of combat. 181 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:42,359 I'm sure it's a common mistake. 182 00:05:42,369 --> 00:05:43,369 Hey... 183 00:05:43,693 --> 00:05:44,800 Do you know what the longest war 184 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,276 in American history is? 185 00:05:47,158 --> 00:05:48,292 Afghanistan? 186 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:50,389 You overheard me. She overheard me. 187 00:05:50,399 --> 00:05:53,023 Well, we're not technically still at war... 188 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,741 Major combat operations have ended... 189 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:57,445 And it was officially an operation. 190 00:05:57,455 --> 00:05:59,009 Operation Enduring Freedom. 191 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:00,300 We still have like 2000 troops 192 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,922 stationed over there, so... 193 00:06:03,679 --> 00:06:04,707 Wolf Blitzer over here. 194 00:06:04,717 --> 00:06:06,075 Just take your picture... 195 00:06:06,085 --> 00:06:08,566 This is a picture of Milo Ventimiglia! 196 00:06:10,482 --> 00:06:12,609 Celebrities, please, to the staging area. 197 00:06:12,619 --> 00:06:13,500 If we can get all celebrities 198 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,100 to the staged area, please. 199 00:06:22,463 --> 00:06:26,322 Alright! Everybody, welcome to Jammer Comics. 200 00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:29,800 I'm very privileged to be hosting 201 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,002 this panel today, 202 00:06:31,036 --> 00:06:32,500 on overcoming the bigotry 203 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,340 of racist stereotypes in hate art. 204 00:06:35,754 --> 00:06:37,337 And here are our panelists, 205 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:38,617 Mr. Michael Dorn, 206 00:06:38,627 --> 00:06:40,000 Mr. Kevin Grevioux, and 207 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,019 someone who is very nearly Milo Ventimiglia... 208 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:43,869 Wray Nerely. 209 00:06:46,024 --> 00:06:47,531 I love you, Milo! 210 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:56,381 Got it. 211 00:06:59,205 --> 00:06:59,900 Mr. Dorn, 212 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,808 you're no stranger to sci-fi, of course, 213 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:03,500 and he can currently be seen 214 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,308 in "The Merchant of Venice" 215 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:07,100 at the Cerritos playhouse. Just tremendous, 216 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,108 - by the way. - Thank you, thank you. 217 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:09,700 Let's talk about the forest god, 218 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,270 Tartanos, in "Verger". 219 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,298 Certainly. 220 00:07:12,697 --> 00:07:15,800 Tartanos is a great role, and role model. 221 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,363 I am pretty sure that 50 years ago 222 00:07:18,373 --> 00:07:20,700 he wouldn't even exist in animation, 223 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,301 or even popular entertainment. 224 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:23,700 Well if he did, he would no doubt be 225 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,216 voiced by a white actor 226 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:27,737 even though Tartanos is black. 227 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:28,747 That just... 228 00:07:29,131 --> 00:07:31,720 That just rankles me. It's like vocal blackface. 229 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,022 - Vocal blackface? - Oh, just... 230 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:34,900 Just talking about it my hackles are halfway up. 231 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,610 Uh, mine are straight up. 232 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,700 I mean, I get a violent urge 233 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,600 every time I think about it. 234 00:07:40,615 --> 00:07:42,100 Could we maybe hear a sample of Tartanos, 235 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,600 the warrior king? 236 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:47,126 Sure. 237 00:07:52,155 --> 00:07:56,019 The squares in that die, dilly dell 238 00:07:56,029 --> 00:08:00,056 choppity chair for the keggily king! 239 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:02,126 Kegel king? 240 00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:05,042 Powerful. 241 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,497 And... And a hero too. 242 00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:09,200 Not some cartoonish outsized punchline 243 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,800 predicating on a stereotype. 244 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,641 Wray, let's talk about "What's up, bitch?". 245 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:14,550 Milo mentioned your character, Rigamarole. 246 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,337 Would you, do the voice for us? 247 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:18,605 Skip me. 248 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:20,181 Okay... 249 00:08:20,748 --> 00:08:22,957 We're gonna... I'm gonna go last... 250 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:24,858 Skip me. 251 00:08:24,868 --> 00:08:26,257 What's... What's up with you, Kevin? 252 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,200 We love you, Milo! 253 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:28,672 Okay... Uh... Kevin, 254 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,903 you are voicing Sparkle, 255 00:08:30,913 --> 00:08:32,809 in "The Finicky Dragon". 256 00:08:37,131 --> 00:08:38,998 I will drink your blood, 257 00:08:39,008 --> 00:08:40,867 from the husk of your rank 258 00:08:40,877 --> 00:08:42,457 and ruined soul. 259 00:08:46,474 --> 00:08:47,756 She's an amazing character. 260 00:08:47,766 --> 00:08:48,500 You know, she really speaks 261 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,400 to the damage done by the 262 00:08:50,439 --> 00:08:53,117 stereotypical shuck and jive 263 00:08:53,127 --> 00:08:54,400 hijinks for cheap laughs. 264 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,741 What it is, is an extended metaphor 265 00:08:57,266 --> 00:08:59,882 that actually outlines the... 266 00:08:59,892 --> 00:09:00,600 I guess you would call it the 267 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,389 effects of institutional racism. 268 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:03,800 Oh, racism pisses me off. 269 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,600 It rankles my hackles. 270 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,070 Mine too. 271 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,198 I mean I see red. 272 00:09:09,572 --> 00:09:11,069 Uh, sometimes I black out, 273 00:09:11,079 --> 00:09:13,358 and when I come to some place else hours later, 274 00:09:13,368 --> 00:09:16,291 I wake up with a blunt object 275 00:09:16,301 --> 00:09:19,110 covered in some poor guy's blood. 276 00:09:19,939 --> 00:09:21,262 I do the same thing. 277 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:22,703 I mean I have to... 278 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:25,896 Watch the news to see who I've killed. 279 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,799 Yeah, I... 280 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:31,644 Follow the peaceful teachings of MLK. 281 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:33,658 J... 282 00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:36,728 And lower case R... 283 00:09:37,116 --> 00:09:38,060 Well, uh... 284 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:39,364 Wray, let's talk about 285 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:40,548 "What's up, bitch?". 286 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:41,667 What's up, b... 287 00:09:41,677 --> 00:09:44,977 No, no... He's saying it wrong, it's super... 288 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,611 What? Super bitch? 289 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:50,236 Well the W's silent, so just "Super bitch". 290 00:09:50,246 --> 00:09:52,627 - "Sup... Suppa bitch". - "Super bitch". 291 00:09:52,953 --> 00:09:54,514 It's about uh... 292 00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:55,596 A super... 293 00:09:56,619 --> 00:09:57,962 Female dog... 294 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,000 We miss you, Milo! 295 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,090 And I voice it, it's a lot of fun. 296 00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:03,300 Well I'm sorry everybody, we actually 297 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,900 don't have any art from the show, but... 298 00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:06,100 Maybe you can tell us a little bit about it? 299 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,100 No. 300 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,973 - No, no... - Yes, yes he can! 301 00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,082 Yes he can! Hi, excuse me. Excuse me. 302 00:10:12,092 --> 00:10:14,317 - Thank you, thank you so much. - Sure. 303 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:15,441 Your booker. 304 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,500 I told you, you needed me. 305 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,540 No, I don't. I need you to stop. 306 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:19,835 Ladies and gentlemen... 307 00:10:20,226 --> 00:10:21,525 I am proud... 308 00:10:21,535 --> 00:10:22,765 To announce... 309 00:10:22,775 --> 00:10:24,432 - That we have four... - No. 310 00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:26,601 - Character voices... - Zero characters. 311 00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:28,000 - Zero characters! - From this one right here. 312 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,500 Bobbie! 313 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:29,801 This one is... 314 00:10:29,811 --> 00:10:31,192 Taj. 315 00:10:31,202 --> 00:10:33,699 The suicide bomber with Tourette's. 316 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:34,767 He was tick, 317 00:10:34,777 --> 00:10:36,699 tick, tick... Boom! 318 00:10:39,898 --> 00:10:41,471 Okay, what's next? 319 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:46,067 - Chong! - My cleaner clean any type of clothes! 320 00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:48,067 In my restaurant 321 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:50,527 we'll cook any type of animal. 322 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:52,532 Okay, and... 323 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,574 - Fey Fey. - Oh, my god! This is so hard! 324 00:10:55,584 --> 00:10:57,125 Get your mind out of the gutter! 325 00:10:57,135 --> 00:10:58,842 I'm talking about my penis. 326 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,951 And, of course... 327 00:11:02,961 --> 00:11:05,339 - Rigamarole. - Bobbie! 328 00:11:06,902 --> 00:11:09,300 Which I did not get a voice for, so... 329 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,400 Oh, thank god. 330 00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:11,705 Let's hear it. 331 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:14,300 Yeah, I would but I don't know the words... 332 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,800 Get... up. 333 00:11:16,611 --> 00:11:17,867 Okay, I'm up. 334 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,090 - Here. - Oh... 335 00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:21,259 I'll just read this... 336 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:25,302 Rigamarole... 337 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:32,566 "If you prick us, do we not bleed?" 338 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:36,101 "If you tickle us, do we not laugh?" 339 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:39,714 "If you poison us, do we not die?" 340 00:11:43,122 --> 00:11:44,742 "If you wrong us..." 341 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,064 "Shall we not..." 342 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,314 "Revenge?" 343 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,990 Uh, everyone, stay calm please. 344 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,647 Just a minor blackout. 345 00:11:56,657 --> 00:11:57,765 Where did he go? 346 00:11:58,143 --> 00:11:59,232 Where's... 347 00:11:59,242 --> 00:12:00,242 Where's Wray? 348 00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:02,400 Oh, god. Please, please, please. 349 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,550 I'm not a racist, I'm not. 350 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:06,582 I dated a black girl. She... She was half black. 351 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,500 I don't know what the other half was. 352 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,549 Will you shut up? 353 00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:09,751 One of the Chinas... 354 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,300 But, please. You know what? 355 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,500 She was a racist and that's why 356 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,100 - I bucked off that screw! - Stop talking! 357 00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:15,649 Shut up! This knife is sharp. 358 00:12:15,659 --> 00:12:18,593 Sweet god! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! 359 00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:21,400 Fuck! That was some dangerous shit, man. 360 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,400 Marion! 361 00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:24,746 Was that a zip tie? 362 00:12:25,673 --> 00:12:26,901 Oh, my god... 363 00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:30,817 Thank you. You saved my life! 364 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:31,901 - Yeah. - You... 365 00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:33,300 Thank you for your service. 366 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,100 Thank you for your service. 367 00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,243 Now see, you meant it that time. 368 00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:39,809 Fuck... 369 00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:42,130 Rigamarole was a white guy... 370 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,140 Wow. 371 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,274 You know "What's up, bitch?"? 372 00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:47,284 Yeah. 373 00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:49,500 Remember when the Taliban 374 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,300 breached the Kabul airport? 375 00:12:52,122 --> 00:12:53,122 Yeah... 376 00:12:54,171 --> 00:12:55,900 It was like the mun... It was the municipal... 377 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900 Ah, shit, stop. 378 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,199 You don't remember shit. 379 00:13:00,869 --> 00:13:02,333 When we got back to base... 380 00:13:02,826 --> 00:13:04,798 And after the attack, we were fucked up. 381 00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:08,000 Then I found a VHS tape of Truck and Tractor 382 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,364 Pull bloopers on the Pakistan border, 383 00:13:10,851 --> 00:13:13,414 at a safehouse next to an Amish gas station. 384 00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:15,912 It was "What's up, bitch?". 385 00:13:16,222 --> 00:13:17,419 And we... 386 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,985 We laughed... 387 00:13:18,995 --> 00:13:20,137 And laughed. 388 00:13:20,771 --> 00:13:22,200 And we watched it every night 389 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,600 til the end of our deployment. 390 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,621 Thank you for your service. 391 00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:32,900 It was like I was in Kabul. 392 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,900 No, it wasn't like you were in Kabul. 393 00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:35,985 No, but... 394 00:13:37,256 --> 00:13:39,577 But you don't find... the voices racist? 395 00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,382 Nah, it's funny. 396 00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:42,800 I mean, if it was, I'd have to kick your ass. 397 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,055 It's a personal rule. 398 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,023 Doesn't matter how much I like you, 399 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,700 I'd be obligated to kick your ass. 400 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,700 Roger that. 401 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,989 Can you break it down one more time? 402 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,151 - Rigamarole was my favorite. - Yeah? 403 00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:57,229 Oh, shit. 404 00:13:57,239 --> 00:13:58,764 My name is Rigamarole. 405 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,482 Let me break it down for you... 406 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:04,342 Girl... 407 00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,390 The human body is... 408 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,822 Sixty percent water... 409 00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:09,994 And I'm about to use every drop of your ass. 410 00:14:10,004 --> 00:14:11,314 Broke it down! 411 00:14:11,897 --> 00:14:14,609 - Open the door! - Oh, Jesus, shit! 412 00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,000 Hey man, you gotta go. Go! Just go! 413 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,788 We know you're out there! 414 00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,214 My name Rigamarole, 415 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,759 I got a four alarm fire in my pants, 416 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,337 it's arson... 417 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:25,140 Girl, you the only suspect! 418 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:26,295 Broke it down! 419 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,297 Oh, girl, that mocha skin... 420 00:14:29,804 --> 00:14:31,730 It has got me fighting a rigid limp. 421 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,887 It is your brown versus my board of erection. 422 00:14:34,897 --> 00:14:36,156 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 423 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,879 That was borderline. 424 00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:39,043 - It is? - Yeah. 425 00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:40,400 You know what, I'm gonna ask Kevin. 426 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:40,870 See what he thinks. 427 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:41,400 I'm coming to get you! 428 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,894 No! But we were in Kabul together! 429 00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:45,321 No, we weren't. 430 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:49,377 Get in! I told you, you would need me! 431 00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:51,264 - Did you hotwire my car? - No. 432 00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:53,200 Maybe... 433 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,260 Yes. 434 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:58,860 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29029

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