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Previously on Call Me Fitz...
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Time to blaze in
some Christmas cheer.
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My memories of this old
clunker are far from fond,
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they're the very things
that set me on a course
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to change the world.
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That's why we're
going to destroy it.
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The O-cinerator.
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It doesn't just
destroy used cars,
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it repurposes them
into low carbon emitting
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fuel for the Omobiles.
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Ali, I'm finally
hitting the big time.
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I should have made these
changes a long time ago.
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You will be visited
by three goats.
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That's not right.
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This is Melody Gray,
ghost of Christmas Present.
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I'm the ghost
of Christmas Past.
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Let's do this.
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Pat Childs has been
secretly plotting to
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usurp your family for
years and years and years.
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You want to understand
a Fitzpatrick,
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you gotta become a Fitzpatrick.
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Here we go.
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Yes! Yes! Oh!
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Welcome, my dear
Fitzpatrick family
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to my last will and testament.
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My beloved family.
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When you see this,
I'll be long gone.
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Scored myself a sweet little
time share in Fort Lauderdale,
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I'm outta here in the morning.
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But one day,
I will be gone for good.
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That's why I'm
making this video.
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But first, a confession.
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This may come as a shock,
but I did NOT make my living as
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a professional footwear model.
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Rather, a model
of another sort.
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Triple anal.
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That's me.
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So while growing up may have
been somewhat unconventional
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I was able to make a few choice
investments along the way.
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And, my dear family,
I've hidden my fortune
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in our first family home,
which you will find in -- oh.
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A will is not a will
without a little rum
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for my nog.
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Shit, empty.
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Hold on my dirty little boys,
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I'll be right back.
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Grandma Alice,
you can count on me
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to honour your dying wish.
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What?
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Hey that's...
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Oh no.
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Not the basement.
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No no no.
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Don't go.
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Don't go there.
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(scream and crash)
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At least you didn't suffer.
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It hurts.
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It hurt's you
ungrateful fuckers,
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somebody save me!
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It hurts!
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Oh, oh, you make
it hurt so good...
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Ouch.
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(
)
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Without you
I'd find my smile
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Without you
I'd'a won by a mile
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Without you
Oh life would be so grand
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Without you I'm half a man
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Isn't it exciting?
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Our elves, our "O-lves"
busily decorating?
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Hitting up the
holiday guilt angle.
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I like where you're
going with this.
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Did you know we're giving
O-mos away to the faithful
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so they can
transport themselves
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to a brighter future.
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What, is something wrong?
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I'm allergic to
Christmas music.
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Especially when
it involves whales.
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Richard.
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Richard you're drying out.
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Detoxifying.
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The evil is leaving your body.
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I'm fine.
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Don't focus on how you are.
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Focus on who you have become.
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Tomorrow the world
will know you
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as Richard Childs.
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Be strong, I know
you can do it.
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Ok.
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Which reminds me.
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I've got something for you.
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I was going to save
it until tomorrow,
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but I can't wait.
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Hand sanitizer?
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Clean hands, clean mind.
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Mr. Childs.
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Here is the menu for
the party this afternoon.
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Right.
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Larry, drunk?!
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What are we doing here?
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You promised me a stripper.
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No stripper.
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This is an important
family meeting.
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Family meeting?
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You said this was gonna be
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a poker game.
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I was told it was a
skinny jean swap.
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I had to resort to deception,
for we are here
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to save Richard's soul.
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Soul?
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He barely has a liver.
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You know what, I'm out.
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No but this is an emergency.
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The only emergency
is in my pants.
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Hey.
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I told you if you were
going to pierce your
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Tiny Tim you should've
gone to a professional.
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Which would've made a
great Christmas present,
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but why break with tradition?
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Excuse me, I thought we
were talking about me here?
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Can we just focus?
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Unless no one wants
to hear about
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Grandma Alice's fortune.
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That's right, I know all about
the money Grandma Alice made
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during her A-S-S
Love Alice days,
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and I know where she hid it.
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But first, you gots to help me.
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I kinda like this new Larry.
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He's so...
masculine.
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What?
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He's kinda cute, too.
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Kinda.
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Tell me about it.
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Ya, ok, I know what
you're doing here,
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and I am NOT going
to fall for it!
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For today marks the
birth of a new Larry,
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who's only weakness
is porcelain figurines
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and ticklishness.
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Cough it up, Larry.
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THE HOME!
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SHE HID IT
IN THE HOME!
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Is there an attic?
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Her mattress, her mattress!
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Somebody get me an axe.
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(
Tidings of Comfort and Joy )
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Cousin, we have created a
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den of Sodom.
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We?
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I believe it was
you that wanted to
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"kill the Western infidels one
half-price bourbon at a time."
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We have pushed, but they have
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pushed harder with
their bear-like claws.
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Maybe it's time for a rethink.
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You know, I used to be
just like you guys,
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all sober and shit.
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You know what?
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It's way more fun
on the other side.
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Once you get a taste for it.
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(
Joy to the World )
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Here you go.
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Please, don't hit me!
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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You don't recognize me?
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I recognize the bargain
you're about to get.
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This is my ex-son's crap,
I'll give it to you for
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20% below book.
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Money never changes hands here.
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What's the front for?
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Speak easy?
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Bordello?
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Opium den?
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Such a kidder.
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It's important to keep
a sense of humor
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during these dark days.
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Hey - I do
know you...
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It's also important
to remember the
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first tenant of charity:
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thou shall not hit a
volunteer who is helping
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alcoholics, drug addicts
and prostitutes...
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Hookers, why didn't you say so?
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Sign me up.
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Another booze-soaked
drunken daddy call.
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I know you can do it.
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Merry sober Christmas Fitz.
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(eerie laughter)
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It is eighty-six
per cent alcohol.
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(laughter and coughing)
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Sanitizer slammers?!
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I'm in!
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Oh well.
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We can always do rat poison.
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That stuff is killer.
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You see what I did there?
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Whole play on the ghost thing.
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Boo-cause your
rules of mortality
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no longer apply in
the spirit world.
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Josh!
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You've gotta kill
more than brain cells
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to be a ghost.
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Ah, but the night is young.
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So dude.
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I have come here to warn you.
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You've been targeted
for termination.
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What the fuck are
you blabbering about?
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Cyber goat dude.
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(bleats)
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Traveled back in
time to kill you.
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Shoots horns out
of it's lasers.
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It feeds on human souls...
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and oats.
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Fucking ghost
of Christmas future!
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Good thinking, ya.
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Maybe he can help you
defeat Cyber goat.
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Oh and one more thing.
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Most importantly.
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You can't forget this.
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What?
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What what Josh?
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What's the most
important thing?
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Ha ha ha later dude!
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Fuck.
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(old fashioned horn sound)
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Fuck me.
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RICHARD.
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OH RIIIIICHAAAAAARD!
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How many times
I gotta tell you.
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IT'S FUCKING FITZ!
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What do you WANT?!
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I thought you'd never ask.
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Grandma Alice?
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It's Ass-Love
Alice to you.
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We Fitzpatricks
call it like it is.
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Look, wherever you're
planning on take me,
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I'm good.
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Scary future, blah blah,
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I get it.
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No Richard.
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For as long as you
continue on this path,
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your life will be
dominated by the twins
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underneath my cloak.
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Oh Jesus, Grandma!
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Don't turn away.
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This is the path you've chosen.
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Touch grannie's Titty Tassels.
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Ah come on!
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Do it.
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Now!
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Ah god.
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(
Joy to the World )
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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You see, Fitz?
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Goodness is a slippery slope.
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Buy yourself a little
something special, sweetcakes?
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Looks like the same
old Ken to me.
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Maybe, but he's been doing
this with a number of
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the prostitutes,
three of whom are using
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the proceeds to
better themselves.
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Pretty soon, there will
be no more hookers.
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No more hookers!
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Well who's going to
lick my candy cane?
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(laughs)
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Without hookers,
he drinks less.
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Without drinking,
he saves more for charity.
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And bit by bit,
the Ken that you
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once knew will disappear.
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Hey, I can't control
the actions of morons.
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He taught me that.
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You still don't get it, do you?
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Merry Christmas.
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00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:52,429
Grannie's tassel, pumpkin.
273
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,370
You have got to be kidding me.
274
00:12:00,372 --> 00:12:03,507
Two things I don't do,
golden showers and kid.
275
00:12:03,509 --> 00:12:04,941
Now go on, look.
276
00:12:04,943 --> 00:12:05,875
It's me, right?
277
00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:07,143
Dead and forgotten.
278
00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:09,078
I get it already.
279
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,614
Listen to your grandmother!
280
00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:12,449
Now look.
281
00:12:12,451 --> 00:12:18,355
Fine.
282
00:12:18,357 --> 00:12:19,556
Estelle Weathers?
283
00:12:19,558 --> 00:12:20,624
Who the fuck is that?
284
00:12:20,626 --> 00:12:21,891
The bitch that got
my burial plot.
285
00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:23,359
Remember?
286
00:12:23,361 --> 00:12:25,295
You threw me in a compost
bin and put my ashes
287
00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:27,230
in an ice bucket.
288
00:12:27,232 --> 00:12:28,198
Right.
289
00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:32,202
Tassel?
290
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,347
Who gayed up the place?
291
00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:46,148
It's your future, Fitz.
292
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:49,151
Christmas, ten years from now.
293
00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:52,955
Another rousing
session of lovemaking!
294
00:12:52,957 --> 00:12:55,690
I love it when you cry.
295
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,193
Pat Childs and my mother?
296
00:13:00,463 --> 00:13:02,998
See what you've done?
297
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,866
Oh you can look away.
298
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:07,435
But you can't hide from this.
299
00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,838
Do I look like I need
to summer in Majorca?
300
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,573
The lattes suck.
301
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:13,140
Say hello to Baby Fitz.
302
00:13:13,142 --> 00:13:15,309
Without the voice of
dissent in his life,
303
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:18,346
he's turned into an
entitled douchebag.
304
00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:19,781
Do something, old man!
305
00:13:19,783 --> 00:13:21,148
Attaboy.
306
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,117
What's he got brain
cancer or something?
307
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:23,918
Worse, Richard.
308
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,319
He's found god.
309
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:26,988
And god taught him to love even
310
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,722
little Larry Foxley.
311
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,325
Larry Foxley?
312
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,559
That's right.
313
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:33,527
Your beloved Ali found herself
314
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:35,162
a new life partner.
315
00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,598
Dot Foxley?
316
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,832
Girl on girl.
317
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,067
Fitzy like.
318
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,936
The love of your life
leaves you for a woman,
319
00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,037
and that's what you
take from this?
320
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,272
Hey, I look out for
numero uno, okay?
321
00:13:45,274 --> 00:13:46,440
Way I see it, the future looks
322
00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:47,741
pretty good.
323
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,276
I sit at the head table, right?
324
00:13:49,278 --> 00:13:50,778
Dream on Fitzy.
325
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:53,079
Thanks to Chester's
relationship with Meghan,
326
00:13:53,081 --> 00:13:55,749
he's blossomed into
a powerful lobbyist
327
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,551
who's helped to pass new
legislation banning
328
00:13:57,553 --> 00:13:59,986
the sale of used cars.
329
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,355
You're shitting me?
330
00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:04,524
That elf-felcher
couldn't pass gas.
331
00:14:04,526 --> 00:14:07,227
He's changed, as will you.
332
00:14:07,229 --> 00:14:12,632
Oh, and Chester married the
next heir to O-Mobile Corp.
333
00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:15,535
Fine.
334
00:14:15,537 --> 00:14:16,903
But we're still raking
in the bucks, right?
335
00:14:16,905 --> 00:14:18,504
And I'm still the VP.
336
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:20,506
Cushy job and easy money?
337
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:21,941
Come on help me out here!
338
00:14:21,943 --> 00:14:24,811
Oh I'm helping you out,
I'm introducing you to
339
00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:27,480
your new boss!
340
00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:29,482
Ah ha, ah ha, yup.
341
00:14:29,484 --> 00:14:32,318
Her superhero-like ability to
suck the crazy out of others
342
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,754
rendered her indispensable
during negotiations.
343
00:14:35,756 --> 00:14:36,822
Ok, I've seen enough.
344
00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:37,823
Get me outta here.
345
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:41,593
Nuh unh, you don't
get off that easy.
346
00:14:41,595 --> 00:14:44,163
Someone's missing.
347
00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:47,532
No. No.
348
00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:49,335
Larry!
349
00:14:49,337 --> 00:14:51,135
Richard, buddy!
350
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:55,874
(in unison)
Awww. Besties for life.
351
00:14:57,409 --> 00:15:01,913
Nooooo!
352
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:14,292
Hey, hey you.
353
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,393
What day is it?
354
00:15:15,395 --> 00:15:17,695
Why, it's Christmas day.
355
00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:21,332
Suck you off for a dollar.
356
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,333
I'll make it five if
you can track me down
357
00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:24,468
a bottle of Wild Turkey.
358
00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,370
Biggest one you can find.
359
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:27,605
Fuck you.
360
00:15:37,048 --> 00:15:41,385
(snoring)
361
00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:42,219
(smash!)
362
00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,221
Whoa!
363
00:15:47,691 --> 00:15:48,925
Whoa... goats.
364
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:49,893
Goats!
365
00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:57,834
There is nothing in this house.
366
00:15:57,836 --> 00:15:59,903
Oh jeez.
367
00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:00,970
There's no fucking
treasure in this
368
00:16:00,972 --> 00:16:02,405
shithole house, Larry.
369
00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:03,907
What did Alice say?
370
00:16:03,909 --> 00:16:05,041
Exactly.
371
00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:06,409
Well, she said she
hid the treasure
372
00:16:06,411 --> 00:16:08,277
in the first Fitzpatrick home.
373
00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,246
And then she died.
374
00:16:10,248 --> 00:16:12,748
Horribly.
375
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,583
Oh, you moron.
376
00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:16,752
Pat and Ken didn't move
in here until they were
377
00:16:16,754 --> 00:16:18,553
thirteen years old.
378
00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:20,522
Oh.
379
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:21,822
Well we could always ask Ken.
380
00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:25,393
Like I want to ask
that sack of ass anything.
381
00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:28,396
I was always Grandpa's
favourite.
382
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:29,397
Find.
383
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,265
My.
384
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:31,232
Daddy!
385
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,001
Ok.
386
00:16:38,139 --> 00:16:40,240
Oh I missed you.
387
00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:45,780
(
jazzy Jingle Bells )
388
00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:47,314
(laughs)
389
00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:48,482
Down, down.
390
00:16:48,484 --> 00:16:49,617
What the fuck are
you all looking at?
391
00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:50,818
Ricky.
392
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,486
Are you responsible
for replacing our
393
00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:54,654
Holiday Beluga Singalong?
394
00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:56,623
Deck my balls,
jingle-beard.
395
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,325
This place needs
a little Frank.
396
00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:01,495
You're not behaving,
you're ME-having.
397
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:03,630
This from a guy who
writes a bunch of
398
00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:06,032
cheques he can't cash
then cons the public
399
00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:07,801
into thinking he's a saviour.
400
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:11,004
Where's the fucking O,
you O-mo?
401
00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:14,507
As Frank says, from now on,
402
00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:18,311
we're doing it my way.
403
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:22,616
Starting with getting my
Grandma's car back.
404
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,520
Merry fucking Christmas!
405
00:17:27,522 --> 00:17:30,423
I told you these are free.
406
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,657
Where's the fun in that?
407
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:32,525
The fun is in knowing
that you've helped
408
00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,160
those less fortunate.
409
00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:35,528
You promised me hookers.
410
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:38,731
You're such a kidder, Ben.
411
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:39,698
Hookers.
412
00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:47,239
Good day to you.
413
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:51,644
Ken! You need to
help me save your...
414
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:52,544
Richard.
415
00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:53,545
I'm done with that kid.
416
00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:54,513
Not mine.
417
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,481
Never was, never will be.
418
00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:58,183
So go roast your
chestnuts on an
419
00:17:58,185 --> 00:17:59,117
open fire.
420
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,718
No but, he needs you, Ken.
421
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,786
We all do.
422
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,188
Blood or not,
he is the only son
423
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:05,123
that you will ever know.
424
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,225
That kid doesn't
give a shit about me.
425
00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:08,092
Think of the gifts
he bought you
426
00:18:08,094 --> 00:18:09,027
through the years!
427
00:18:09,029 --> 00:18:10,728
What about Christmas, 1979.
428
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,397
Pack of smokes.
429
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:17,835
But he got the brand
right didn't he?
430
00:18:19,772 --> 00:18:21,706
I guess the little
fuck did know me.
431
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,940
Ya.
432
00:18:22,942 --> 00:18:24,776
But, it's too late.
433
00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:26,544
Nothing, NOTHING will ever
434
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:28,379
change my mind.
435
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:31,081
What about cold, hard cash?
436
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:37,621
(sighs)
437
00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:39,156
I will tell you about the money
438
00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:41,358
when you answer one question:
439
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,261
Where was your first home?
440
00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:46,497
Suck my two lumps of coal.
441
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:48,231
Ken, this is enough
money to get you
442
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:51,467
and the dealership
back on track!
443
00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:52,903
Why won't you answer me?
444
00:18:52,905 --> 00:18:55,072
Because it's painful, assneck.
445
00:18:55,074 --> 00:18:56,406
What?
446
00:18:56,408 --> 00:18:58,208
You think I enjoyed
watching my mom blow guys
447
00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,642
from the backseat?
448
00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:01,311
Well, maybe I enjoyed
it a little.
449
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:03,779
But do you think
I enjoyed enjoying it?
450
00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:07,317
Sadly yes I do.
451
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:11,487
Our first home wasn't
a house fuckwad.
452
00:19:11,489 --> 00:19:13,523
It was a '52
Elwood-Classic.
453
00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,725
Betsy, the family car.
454
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,665
I want my car back, Childs.
455
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:24,466
Richard.
456
00:19:24,468 --> 00:19:25,835
I'm afraid it's too late.
457
00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:28,604
You don't intimidate
me with your eco bullshit,
458
00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:30,740
your sweat wicking turtleneck,
459
00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:32,641
your George Lucas beard.
460
00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:34,076
We're all in this
together, Richard.
461
00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:36,112
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a future to launch,
462
00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:38,980
with or without you.
463
00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:43,285
What the fuck are you
talking about Zamfir?
464
00:19:47,189 --> 00:19:48,557
Really?
465
00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:50,825
You think this is going
to stop a Fitzpatrick?
466
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:57,598
(in unison) Oooooooooo
467
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,869
What the fuck?!
468
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,771
Back off.
469
00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:04,505
Everything you've
ever wanted in a
470
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,841
socialization acceleration
mobilitator.
471
00:20:06,843 --> 00:20:07,708
Hey.
472
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,244
Can you turn that up?
473
00:20:09,246 --> 00:20:11,245
Welcome to the Christmas Day
launch of the mobility device
474
00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:13,481
that is about to
change the world.
475
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:14,482
The O-mo.
476
00:20:19,154 --> 00:20:21,489
Get out of my way,
you fucking freak.
477
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:23,624
But, I'm helping our mighty
overlord provide
478
00:20:23,626 --> 00:20:26,260
tofurkey and dressing to
his faithful denizens.
479
00:20:26,262 --> 00:20:28,962
Mr. Vince, there is
no time for fun,
480
00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:31,064
or the rapid loss
of grey matter.
481
00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:33,233
You need to let us in
so we can save Richard!
482
00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:36,303
And get my fucking inheritance!
483
00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:40,440
The O-pocolypse has come!
484
00:20:40,442 --> 00:20:44,277
I call unto ye
SWARMING ARMIES OF GAHOUL!
485
00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:46,913
Wow, elves!
486
00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:50,950
Merry Christmas.
487
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:51,918
Nice suit.
488
00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:56,989
Lainey, I -
489
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:59,025
Am a lying sack of shit
who keeps ruining my life
490
00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:01,828
over and over again?
491
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,730
I am who I am.
492
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:07,666
I did look in the mirror,
like you said.
493
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:11,304
Guess what I saw
looking back at me?
494
00:21:11,306 --> 00:21:13,639
Ken fucking Fitzpatrick.
495
00:21:15,309 --> 00:21:18,076
It's all I got, Lainey.
496
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,078
It's all I ever had.
497
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,423
You remember Christmas, 1982?
498
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,393
Not a bloody thing.
499
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,128
93 to 99?
500
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,131
Ah... No.
501
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,401
Ya, me neither.
502
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,778
I guess we'll just have
to keep on trying.
503
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,414
Yuck.
504
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,788
Meghan, you're the only
one who can help us.
505
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,957
The only one Chester
will listen to.
506
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,693
That's right he'll listen.
507
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,928
Listen.
508
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,463
I am your mother fucking
celestial bride,
509
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:14,865
where is Pat Childs?
510
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:15,866
Where is he?
511
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,001
We have to get in there?
512
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,537
Let us innnnnnn!
513
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,238
Please make it stop!
514
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,374
Just go.
515
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,209
Alright, let's go.
516
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:27,711
Hi, I'm Josh.
517
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,814
I gotta... hey,
wait up, hey.
518
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,783
Merry Christmas.
519
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,151
Happy Chanukah.
520
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,487
Kuwa na Krismasi njema,
521
00:22:38,755 --> 00:22:39,655
and seasons greetings
522
00:22:39,657 --> 00:22:42,058
to all children of Earth.
523
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,228
From our family to yours.
524
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,029
Hello?
525
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,463
Hello!
526
00:22:47,465 --> 00:22:50,333
Goddamnit why can't
they hear me!
527
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:52,768
Why listen to the past
when they've already
528
00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:54,037
bought the future.
529
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,103
The O.
530
00:22:55,105 --> 00:22:56,806
Everything you've
ever wanted in a
531
00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:58,641
socialization acceleration
mobilitator...
532
00:22:58,643 --> 00:22:59,508
Fuck you, Childs!
533
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:00,576
and more.
534
00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:02,478
And don't forget
the Ocinerator...
535
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,346
Oh there he is.
536
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:08,150
Oh Richard, Richard.
537
00:23:08,152 --> 00:23:09,184
Move it wheels.
538
00:23:09,186 --> 00:23:10,486
I got ya buddy.
539
00:23:10,488 --> 00:23:13,355
I never thought I'd be
happy to see you.
540
00:23:13,357 --> 00:23:14,089
Hey guys.
541
00:23:14,091 --> 00:23:15,123
Cool headphones.
542
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,059
Whoa, a time machine.
543
00:23:17,061 --> 00:23:19,328
Fuck these guys, let's go.
544
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,763
Nice of you to
join us, Kenneth.
545
00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,065
So nice to see
that you're still a
546
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:25,767
giant sack of gay.
547
00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:28,002
You think you can steal
everything I've worked for?
548
00:23:28,004 --> 00:23:29,871
Worked for what?
549
00:23:29,873 --> 00:23:32,907
The used car is a
blight on the planet.
550
00:23:32,909 --> 00:23:35,209
Just as you were a
blight on our family.
551
00:23:35,211 --> 00:23:36,744
There he goes.
552
00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:38,580
Colonel cock sock,
trying to pretend
553
00:23:38,582 --> 00:23:40,582
our family is something
other than a bunch of
554
00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:43,885
alcoholic party hounds
who earn their cash
555
00:23:43,887 --> 00:23:45,919
the honorable way.
556
00:23:45,921 --> 00:23:49,190
On their backs,
and under the hood.
557
00:23:49,192 --> 00:23:50,591
Our mother would be
rolling in her --
558
00:23:50,593 --> 00:23:51,993
-- Ice bucket!
559
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:55,096
If she could hear you
talking trash like that.
560
00:23:55,098 --> 00:23:57,931
She was a whore,
but she was proud of it,
561
00:23:57,933 --> 00:23:59,500
and we're still the
same sons of bitches
562
00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:00,868
we always were.
563
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:03,069
We are indeed!
564
00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:04,905
Sorry, I thought I had
something.
565
00:24:04,907 --> 00:24:08,408
You tell him... dad.
566
00:24:11,546 --> 00:24:12,145
That was then,
567
00:24:12,147 --> 00:24:13,113
You guys wait here.
568
00:24:13,115 --> 00:24:14,481
and this is now.
569
00:24:14,483 --> 00:24:17,583
He's right, old man.
570
00:24:17,585 --> 00:24:20,487
My whole life has been a lie.
571
00:24:22,523 --> 00:24:25,492
Ahh... umm...
572
00:24:25,494 --> 00:24:31,297
Pay no attention
to the man behind
573
00:24:31,299 --> 00:24:34,534
I am Pat Childs,
CEO of Child's Corp,
574
00:24:34,536 --> 00:24:36,068
inventor of
the O-Mobile!
575
00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:37,870
It doesn't even exist.
576
00:24:37,872 --> 00:24:39,204
It never did.
577
00:24:39,206 --> 00:24:41,807
It's been caught
in R&D for years.
578
00:24:41,809 --> 00:24:43,943
But it will exist!
579
00:24:43,945 --> 00:24:45,411
The road to tomorrow
is paved with the
580
00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:47,613
ideas of today!
581
00:24:47,615 --> 00:24:50,282
Face it, you son-robbing
twinkle-twat.
582
00:24:50,284 --> 00:24:52,817
Your O is a big, fat zero!
583
00:24:52,819 --> 00:24:54,553
So we're not getting
a free car?
584
00:24:54,555 --> 00:24:56,388
It's not a car!
585
00:24:56,390 --> 00:25:00,392
It is a socialization
acceleration mobilitator!
586
00:25:00,394 --> 00:25:04,563
It will make the world
a cleaner, nicer place!
587
00:25:04,565 --> 00:25:06,731
A real Fitzpatrick
calls it like it is.
588
00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:09,734
You're no visionary,
and nice is bullshit.
589
00:25:09,736 --> 00:25:13,705
We're still just mama's
dirty little boys.
590
00:25:17,076 --> 00:25:18,910
So what's it gonna be,
Uncle Pat?
591
00:25:18,912 --> 00:25:23,981
The bottle in your hand,
or the bottle in mine?
592
00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:26,917
Huh?
593
00:25:26,919 --> 00:25:29,019
I am not a dirty boy.
594
00:25:31,923 --> 00:25:33,857
And I never will be.
595
00:25:35,394 --> 00:25:37,928
Whoah!
596
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:39,197
Time machine!
597
00:25:39,199 --> 00:25:41,231
Oh my god.
598
00:25:44,235 --> 00:25:45,302
That stinks.
599
00:25:45,304 --> 00:25:47,471
That's gotta hurt.
600
00:25:47,473 --> 00:25:48,438
Pussy.
601
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:55,445
Sooo, this might not
be the best moment,
602
00:25:55,447 --> 00:25:58,281
but do you wanna maybe
get a coffee sometime?
603
00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:00,350
Fuck off.
604
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:01,418
You didn't say no.
605
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:02,952
(alarm bell)
606
00:26:02,954 --> 00:26:04,421
What the fuck's going on?
607
00:26:04,423 --> 00:26:05,522
What the hell?
608
00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:06,189
Aw fuck.
609
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:06,623
On no.
610
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:07,824
The car.
611
00:26:07,826 --> 00:26:09,559
Josh, you think you can
get old Betsy started?
612
00:26:09,561 --> 00:26:10,727
I'm on it!
613
00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:11,628
Come on Josh.
614
00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:12,662
How do you stop this thing?!
615
00:26:12,664 --> 00:26:13,763
You don't.
616
00:26:13,765 --> 00:26:15,397
He's got about
twenty-eight seconds.
617
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:17,433
Shit kid, hurry up!
618
00:26:17,435 --> 00:26:18,501
This is it, Josh.
619
00:26:18,503 --> 00:26:19,901
This is your chance
to pass auto shop!
620
00:26:19,903 --> 00:26:21,369
I'm trying!
621
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,403
Goddamnit.
622
00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:23,772
Come on, our fortune
is in there,
623
00:26:23,774 --> 00:26:25,007
it'll be Ocinerated.
624
00:26:26,509 --> 00:26:27,375
Come on Josh!
625
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,176
Oh god oh god oh god.
626
00:26:28,178 --> 00:26:28,944
Come on let's go.
627
00:26:28,946 --> 00:26:30,211
Come on, start the car.
628
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,212
The spark plugs
were just dirty.
629
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:32,147
Come on Josh.
630
00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:33,214
Hurry up buddy you can do this.
631
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:34,449
And the air filter
is made out of
632
00:26:34,451 --> 00:26:35,617
solid gold.
633
00:26:35,619 --> 00:26:38,353
The battery, the engine,
it's all gold.
634
00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:39,854
The stolen wedding rings!
635
00:26:39,856 --> 00:26:41,456
She melted them down.
636
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,158
Mom came through in the end.
637
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,026
Fitzpatrick or bust, baby!
638
00:26:45,028 --> 00:26:46,994
We're rich!
639
00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:49,930
(cheering)
640
00:26:49,932 --> 00:26:51,533
I know my purpose.
641
00:26:51,535 --> 00:26:53,901
I'm a mother fucking mechanic.
642
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,704
The best fucking
mechanic I know buddy.
643
00:26:56,706 --> 00:26:58,105
Hang on.
644
00:26:58,107 --> 00:26:59,707
(car engine starts)
645
00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:01,542
(old fashioned horn)
646
00:27:01,544 --> 00:27:39,512
(
Bing Crosby's
White Christmas
)
647
00:27:39,514 --> 00:27:40,680
There.
648
00:27:40,682 --> 00:27:42,248
Just like daddy.
649
00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:49,488
You got plans, Devon?
650
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,494
We do now.
651
00:27:55,496 --> 00:27:57,196
Come on.
652
00:27:57,198 --> 00:28:40,671
(
Bing Crosby's
White Christmas
)
653
00:28:40,673 --> 00:28:44,041
The salesman was back,
a man you could trust.
654
00:28:44,043 --> 00:28:47,745
His breath sweet with bourbon,
his eyes full of lust.
655
00:28:47,747 --> 00:28:51,248
And I heard him proclaim,
all giddy and merry,
656
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:54,117
Happy Fitzmas to all,
and to all --
657
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:55,619
FUCK OFF, LARRY.
658
00:28:55,621 --> 00:29:05,528
(
and may all your
Christmases be white
)
659
00:29:05,648 --> 00:29:15,738
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660
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