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Hey!
Pay attention, fuckers...
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I'm a councilman now!
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Retract that titmouse law;
I've got a bar to open.
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All new legislation is to be tabled
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on a first-come,
first-served basis.
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Well, how long's that gonna take?
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Three years, give or take.
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You're the one who wanted the job,
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I merely got it for you.
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And that's why you're fired.
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To Larry, Re: Your ass.
Ass...
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It's fired too.
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Iris, you're a stripper?
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I will never forgive you for this.
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The League of Sober Entrepreneurs
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lobbies government to destroy
that degenerate dickhead,
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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What the fuck?
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The fuck,
Mr. Fitzpatrick,
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is prohibition.
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Coverton is a dry town, Richard.
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The Summerwind will never open.
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You happy now, Larry?
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You've destroyed my dream and my life.
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I don't need a fucking conscience,
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and I never will!
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With the mayor's lifehanging by a thread,
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governance in Coverton fallsto his deputy-mayor...
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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God help us all.
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Ring a ding ding.
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I, Richard Fitzpatrick...
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I, Richard Fitzpatrick...
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...do solemnly swear...
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...do solemnly swear...
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Once upon a time,
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a handsome prince wasenslaved by three trolls.
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The first troll was an angry troll.
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He did whatever he could
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to make the handsome prince miserable.
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The second troll was a pushy troll.
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She tried to make the handsome prince
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do whatever she wanted.
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The third troll was a crazy troll.
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Trying to drag the handsomeprince down with him.
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The trolls workedthe prince day and night.
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But they never broke his spirit,
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because he was so...
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Fuckin' awesome.
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Don't change the words.
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So help me, God.
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What she said.
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You are now Acting Mayor of Coverton.
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And we are screwed.
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Congratulations,
Mr. Mayor.
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What are you going to do now?
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Whatever the fuck I want.
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Finally, the handsome princeescaped to his kingdom
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and took his rightful place as king.
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And they lived happily ever after.
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Ring a ding ding, baby.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Nice work, kid.
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We play this right,
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we can milk this cash
cow for a long time.
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Prohibition could be the best thing
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that ever happened to us.
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What's all this "us" bullshit?
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What's all this "bullshit" bullshit?
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You did exactly two things
to help me get here:
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jack and shit.
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You ungrateful little prick.
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You wouldn't be in the
fucking mayor's office
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if it wasn't for me.
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You wouldn't be on
this fucking planet!
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New by-law.
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Ken Fitzpatrick can never get
another car dealer's license...
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No...
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Ken Fitzpatrick can never
have another business license.
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Ever.
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You can't do that!
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Just watch me.
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Emergency powers, old man.
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The people of Coverton have
entrusted me to do a job;
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I intend to see it through.
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Josh!
This meeting's over.
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What the fuck?
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Let's go, old man.
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Get your fucking hands off me.
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You think some by-law
is going to stop me?
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I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick.
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Nobody tells me what to do!
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Watch the carpet.
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Mother fucker!
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Let's go.
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The mayor's exiting the building.
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The mayor's walking down the stairs.
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Richard!
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I've been trying to get in
to speak to you all day.
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Stand down, citizen.
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You stand down!
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Richard, you'll never be
a wholly realized person
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unless your Summerwind dream
becomes a reality.
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You have the power now...
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We're still going to
make it happen, right?
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Look around, dipshit.
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I've moved on to bigger
and better things.
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What could be bigger and better
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than the lounge you've
been dreaming of opening
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your whole life?
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How about world domination-
Ever heard of it?
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You should see his evil
headquarters, it's amazing.
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Last week, I was a guy
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who'd never paid a parking
ticket in his life.
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This week, I'm running a police state.
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I can do whatever the fuck I want.
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Not if I can help it.
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Josh.
New by-law.
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No Larrys on city property.
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Copy that, sir.
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Richard, please wait...
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You're asking for it, buddy.
Asking for what -
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Really, Josh?
Yep!
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Really!
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A vodka soda just isn't
the same without the vodka.
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What are you doing?
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You fought for prohibition.
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To get Fitz off council,
cum-crust.
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It wasn't a lifestyle choice.
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I don't understand.
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Why won't Richard just end prohibition
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and reopen his bar now
that he has the power?
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The real question is:
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"why do you still
give a shit?"
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Because Richard and I are a team.
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No, we're more than a team,
we're connected.
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I'm the yin to his yang.
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The chocolate to his peanut butter...
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The ass to his hole.
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I'm going to give Richard
a dose of vitamin D.
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That's right.
The "D" stands for dream.
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Just as soon as I get back
in his good books
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and convince him he needs me.
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You'd have a better
chance convincing him
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that he loves man meat.
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Yeah, but what if...
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What if we work together...
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Forget it.
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I have a new plan.
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And in this one,
there's no Larry's allowed.
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Same as my vagina.
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Tidy up for me, would ya?
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Vagina?
Look it up, Larry.
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What do you mean the Fire
Department's out of money?
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Then make people pay to put out fires.
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Christ, do I have to think
of everything around here?
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Fuck.
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Busy night?
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Nothing I can't handle.
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Good.
Then handle it from home.
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I need you to paint the nursery.
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We have a nursery?
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Yes.
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And apparently paint fumes
are bad for the baby.
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Along with sushi.
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And wine.
And soft cheese.
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I'll get Josh right on it.
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I'm happy your dream's come true,
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but this baby's going to come out
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and when it comes out and
I need you to be there.
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To catch it.
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When I became a lawyer
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I thought I'd be taking long lunches
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with Nigerian warlords,
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parasailing off the Alps,
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and taking my bonuses
in blood diamonds...
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Fitz, we can't solve
all our problems with sex.
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Maybe just
one more time.
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Yeah...
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Don't answer...
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No, don't...
answer it...
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Who is this?
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What do you want?
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This better not be bullshit.
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Fuck.
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You're leaving?
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Not right now.
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I made a promise to keep
my constituents happy.
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Yeah!
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Mr. Mayor...
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Allah does not welcome cowards.
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We are desperate men.
And you go first.
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Come on.
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Greetings white she-devil.
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And how are you today?
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What are you two inbreds doing here?
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You seem to be somewhat
intelligent for a woman.
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As such, we require your
immediate cooperation.
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What we are trying to ask is,
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would you mind taking
a look at our books?
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We are spending more
than we are making.
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But we are not spending.
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It does not make sense.
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Someone is siphoning
funds from your accounts.
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Aladdin's carpet!
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Who would do such a thing?
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Even money their last
name is Fitzpatrick.
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You really should have
changed the bank accounts
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when you bought the business.
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Amateurs.
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Of all their treacheries, this
is their most treacherous.
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What's the password?
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"cauterized hemorrhoid?"
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Hi.
What the fuck do you want?
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Does this come in scotch?
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Never took you for a drunk.
Two hundred a bottle.
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It's not for me.
It's a gift for Richard.
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Aww...
Trouble in paradise?
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We've drifted apart recently.
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But knowing Richard's love
of all things distilled,
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I thought this might get me
a sit-down with him.
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Trust me, it's going to take a
lot more than a bottle of hooch
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to impress that fetus
fajita I call a son.
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Police!
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This better not be a bullshit call.
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What the fuck?
It's not my birthday.
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Your jerk-off son's
new uniform policy.
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Hands up.
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Perimeter is secure.
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Why don't I get a gun?
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Because you're not a cop.
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A little birdy told me about
your bootlegging operation.
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You stooley snitch.
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Why don't I get shorts?
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Hey, Josh. Focus!
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Looking good, bud.
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You touchy feely man bitch.
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I know this seems
like a betrayal, sir.
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But, it's for the greater good.
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Richard needs me,
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but he needs to know that he needs me.
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Hey, do me a favor, toots.
Arrest my old man.
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Let's see your hands, please.
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I will get you for that.
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I never thought I'd say this,
but nice job, Larry.
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Maybe you aren't totally
fucking useless after all.
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Richard that is the nicest
thing you've ever said to me.
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And since you're in a charitable mood,
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I would like to request
a sit-down with you.
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Whatever, just get the booze.
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Wow.This is amazing.
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Scotch, and a Shirley Temple
for the lady.
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The Summerwind dream
is alive and well.
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You should be proud, buddy.
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No thanks to you.
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You want to help out around here?
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There are going to be rules.
One: Keep your mouth shut.
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Two: Do what I say.
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Three: Keep your mouth shut.
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Got it, boss.
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And no lectures, capiche?
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I worked my ass off to get here.
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Well, actually it was a group-
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You sure did.
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Which is why I deserve
to have a little fun.
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So buckle up.
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Yeah, buckle up, Larry.
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By order of the Acting Mayor,
269
00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:58,255
the carpet must match the drapes.
270
00:12:58,323 --> 00:13:00,190
The penalty is a two
hundred dollar fine,
271
00:13:00,258 --> 00:13:02,092
30 days in jail and a burrito.
272
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,793
'Cause I'm wicked hungry.
273
00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:05,495
I know what you're doing.
274
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:07,064
Using trumped-up laws
as an excuse
275
00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:08,465
to round up your enemies.
276
00:13:08,532 --> 00:13:10,566
Hitler did it.
Stalin did it.
277
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,601
I'd do it if I had the chance.
278
00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:17,739
Well, that...
was most amusing.
279
00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:19,741
Living the dream, Larry.
280
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:21,910
Copy that, Fitz is livin' the dream.
281
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,982
Congrats General,
you're now the proud owner
282
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,850
of Coverton's first
nuclear waste facility.
283
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,251
Good times.
284
00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:31,819
Nuclear waste?
285
00:13:31,887 --> 00:13:34,522
Richard, how is nuclear waste fun?
286
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:37,225
'cause it glows in the dark, dude.
287
00:13:58,613 --> 00:14:00,714
I'll make sure Richard
gets this right away.
288
00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:20,399
Hey Richard, here's the
business license money
289
00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:23,101
for those hair salon slash brothels.
290
00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:25,137
Put it with the others.
291
00:14:25,204 --> 00:14:27,439
What's wrong, buddy?
292
00:14:27,507 --> 00:14:29,074
Talk to the Lar-bear.
293
00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:32,010
For starters, you're breaking
rules one and three.
294
00:14:32,077 --> 00:14:34,278
Rules be darned, Richard.
I'm your conscience.
295
00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:36,881
We share everything.
Memories. Emotions.
296
00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:39,483
French fries...
297
00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:41,519
All this should be making you happy,
298
00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:43,855
but you seem miserable.
299
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:45,322
Fuck you.
300
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:48,759
I'm happy.
I'm fucking delirious.
301
00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:50,961
You're good at many things
Richard Fitzpatrick.
302
00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:52,362
Clearly.
303
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,964
But pretending to be
something you're not?
304
00:14:54,032 --> 00:14:55,566
That's not one of them.
305
00:14:57,769 --> 00:15:02,905
Maybe all of this isn't your dream.
306
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,977
This isn't my dream?
307
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,412
Then what the fuck is?
308
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,547
Well...
309
00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:14,083
I don't quite know that yet,
310
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,886
but I do know that the
anxiety you're experiencing
311
00:15:16,954 --> 00:15:21,222
is coming from a very deep place.
312
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,058
Josh,
remember that by-law
313
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,093
about no Larrys on city property?
314
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,628
Yeah, get out here.
315
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,163
You can't lock away
the truth, Richard.
316
00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:30,498
Wanna bet?
317
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:33,101
Bye, Larry!
318
00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:37,104
Bye, Larry!
Bye, Larry!
319
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:40,074
I will hunt you downwherever you hide, asshole.
320
00:15:41,476 --> 00:15:43,844
Don't worry, boss, we'll get him.
321
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,462
Nice to see you too, darling.
322
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,565
No, I don't have anything
better to do than to get up,
323
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,133
cram my swollen feet into some shoes
324
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,468
and come and get you.
325
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,369
Fucking Larry...
326
00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:49,172
I'll show him who's fucking happy.
327
00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:50,973
It's not like I've slept
in the last three months.
328
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,275
I'm the king of fucking fun.
329
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:53,543
Or gone thirty minutes without peeing.
330
00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:54,977
This is the dream, man.
331
00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:57,980
Then you had to call me twelve times.
332
00:16:58,048 --> 00:16:59,715
Everybody wants this.
333
00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:01,516
I've got nothing to be anxious about.
334
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:03,251
Where's the support for Fitzy?
335
00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:04,986
Wah, wah, wah.
336
00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,329
All units,we've got an APB,
337
00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:15,763
straight from the mayor's office.
338
00:17:15,831 --> 00:17:17,264
Suspect is tall, annoying,
339
00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:19,300
answers to the name of fuckwad.
340
00:17:27,075 --> 00:17:29,610
Fitzpatrick Motors.
341
00:17:30,645 --> 00:17:34,547
I'm still only in Fitzpatrick Motors.
342
00:17:37,585 --> 00:17:39,586
I'm on the run,
343
00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:43,489
but every time I wake up...
344
00:17:43,557 --> 00:17:45,391
I wake up here...
345
00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:52,698
Rations are scarce.
346
00:17:52,765 --> 00:17:55,601
I'm on the verge of capture...
347
00:17:59,305 --> 00:18:02,507
My bond with Richard...broken.
348
00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,876
Putrefied.
349
00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:08,112
But I couldn't give up on him.
350
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:12,082
I knew I had to help him findwhat was at the heart--
351
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,851
Of his darkness.
352
00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,731
That's it!
353
00:18:27,798 --> 00:18:29,165
Interloper!
354
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:31,768
I can explain...
355
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:34,571
Thieves overrun our dealership
like locusts, cousin.
356
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,039
First the she-devil, now him?
357
00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:40,041
Explain why you are
stealing our lunches.
358
00:18:40,109 --> 00:18:41,843
I think that was Josh.
359
00:18:41,911 --> 00:18:43,211
Then you must be the one
360
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,780
pilfering our toilet supplies.
361
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,415
I think that was Josh too.
362
00:18:46,483 --> 00:18:48,216
Then maybe it is Josh's fault also
363
00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:50,118
that we have not turned
one cent of profit
364
00:18:50,186 --> 00:18:51,420
in over six months?
365
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,755
Cousin, you heard
the red-haired witch.
366
00:18:52,822 --> 00:18:54,155
Only a Fitzpatrick
367
00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:55,390
could have taken that
money from our accounts.
368
00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:56,791
That's right.
It could never be Josh.
369
00:18:56,858 --> 00:18:58,959
Why would it be Josh?
Let's start praying to Josh!
370
00:18:59,027 --> 00:19:00,261
You must learn to overlook
small imperfections
371
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:01,496
for the sake of friendship.
372
00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:02,963
Because of Josh,
373
00:19:03,031 --> 00:19:04,198
I know Fitzpatrick will
pay ten thousand dollars
374
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:06,401
to whoever delivers
him the gangly one.
375
00:19:06,468 --> 00:19:08,569
That would help pay
many of our overdue bills.
376
00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,470
And he is ours for the taking.
377
00:19:15,943 --> 00:19:17,644
I suppose this is Josh's fault, too.
378
00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:19,813
You said it, not I.
379
00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:29,988
Larry's vanished.
380
00:19:30,056 --> 00:19:31,757
Did you check the dealership?
381
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,626
Yeah...
the dealership.
382
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,329
You fucking idiot.
Find him and shut him up.
383
00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,931
All I can hear is him
rambling all the time.
384
00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:40,132
I can't hear anything.
385
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,566
It's like he's in my head.
386
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:43,435
And I'm seeing babies.
Babies!
387
00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:46,838
Whoa, hey!
Stay with me, Fitzy.
388
00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:49,474
Take this, it'll fix you right up.
389
00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:53,878
You feeling okay, buddy?
390
00:19:53,946 --> 00:19:56,180
Yeah, everything's Fitzy.
391
00:19:56,248 --> 00:19:58,081
Just find him.
Find him!
392
00:19:58,149 --> 00:20:00,050
All right!
On it.
393
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,552
Jeez!
394
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,927
Y'ello.
Agent McTaggart?
395
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,596
Sir, yes sir.
396
00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:14,264
Lethal use of forcehas been authorized.
397
00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:16,867
Terminate your target andreturn to base for debriefing.
398
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,102
Okay...
okay, great...
399
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,104
Who exactly is my target again?
400
00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:22,672
You've forgotten your target?
401
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,040
No, no!
402
00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:25,842
I just want to be sure
403
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:28,678
that you're who you say you are.
404
00:20:28,746 --> 00:20:31,080
Agent McTaggart, the time is now.
405
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,183
Ruptal Jhalalawanand Ruptal Jhalalatu.
406
00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:36,618
Terminate with extreme prejudice.
407
00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:48,629
Buddy...
408
00:21:04,645 --> 00:21:05,812
Yaa!
409
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:25,798
Hey, does this look normal to you?
410
00:22:07,904 --> 00:22:09,939
Come on.
Come on, come on.
411
00:22:10,007 --> 00:22:11,474
Pick up.
Pick up.
412
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,642
I know what you want!
413
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,378
Fucking Josh.
414
00:22:15,446 --> 00:22:17,546
How long have you been hiding there?
415
00:22:17,614 --> 00:22:20,416
Long enough to know
that this bar, this job,
416
00:22:20,484 --> 00:22:22,684
this life you've finally
built for yourself -
417
00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:25,454
It's not your dream,
it's your nightmare.
418
00:22:25,521 --> 00:22:27,722
You don't know anything.
419
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:29,791
Have you been having
hallucinations too?
420
00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:34,196
How the fuck did you know about that?
421
00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:39,066
Because of our connection, Richard.
422
00:22:39,134 --> 00:22:41,568
And a very, very lucky guess.
423
00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:44,438
Bullshit.
What else do you got?
424
00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:47,908
Is it a coincidence that
this newspaper clipping
425
00:22:47,976 --> 00:22:51,012
was hanging on the garage
wall for 32 years?
426
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,615
I think not, Richard.
427
00:22:54,682 --> 00:22:55,983
I think not.
428
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,989
The happiest you've ever been
429
00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:03,957
is standing by your father's side
430
00:23:04,025 --> 00:23:06,059
the day he opened the dealership.
431
00:23:08,062 --> 00:23:11,096
You need to rebuild
that bond, Richard...
432
00:23:11,164 --> 00:23:12,765
...if you're ever going
to find true happiness,
433
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:16,235
if you're be a loving
father to your own son.
434
00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:25,545
That photo doesn't mean shit.
435
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,612
Yes, it does -
yes it does!
436
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,147
And deep down I know you want me
437
00:23:29,214 --> 00:23:31,883
to help you figure
out what kind of shit.
438
00:23:31,951 --> 00:23:33,785
Yeah, because there's
nothing I love more
439
00:23:33,853 --> 00:23:35,687
than spending time with you.
440
00:23:35,755 --> 00:23:36,988
Please, Richard...
441
00:23:37,056 --> 00:23:39,691
The Shirley Temple on your menu.
442
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:42,626
Hiring Iris to...
pleasure my plumbing.
443
00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:44,862
You know you care about me.
Shut your yap!
444
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,196
I will not!
445
00:23:46,264 --> 00:23:48,032
And now you're getting
a time-out, mister.
446
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,802
I present you with a
summons for your arrest.
447
00:23:54,005 --> 00:23:57,741
For what?
I own the cops.
448
00:23:57,809 --> 00:23:59,141
Well, a little birdie told the police
449
00:23:59,209 --> 00:24:00,910
about your abuse of office.
450
00:24:00,978 --> 00:24:02,311
And the bribes.
451
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:06,148
And the 23 years of
unpaid parking tickets.
452
00:24:06,216 --> 00:24:08,651
My old man was right
about one thing -
453
00:24:08,719 --> 00:24:10,820
You are a fucking turncoat!
454
00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:13,489
A turncoat who is saving
you from your nightmare
455
00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:15,423
and finally giving
you what you've wanted.
456
00:24:15,491 --> 00:24:17,092
A way to be happy, Richard!
457
00:24:17,159 --> 00:24:19,327
Get your fucking hands of me!
I'm the mayor!
458
00:24:19,395 --> 00:24:21,229
Not anymore.
459
00:24:21,297 --> 00:24:22,998
I'll get you.
460
00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:32,473
If you think prison is going
to break Richard Fitzpatrick,
461
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,174
you're dead wrong.
462
00:24:34,242 --> 00:24:36,543
This won't break me!
Nothing can break me!
463
00:24:36,612 --> 00:24:38,045
Is that a fact?
464
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:42,049
Welcome to my world, fucker.
465
00:24:43,318 --> 00:24:45,252
Fuck.
466
00:24:46,031 --> 00:24:56,402
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