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FITZ:
You know the guy who said,
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"No man is an island"?
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Same douche bag who thoughtDenmark was rotting.
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Fuck that guy.
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And welcometo the Island of Fitz.
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She wants me.
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And the car.
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Ka-cheeng, baby.
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I'll take it.
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Oh, yes, you will.
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Larry, bring her the keys.
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Yes, sir.
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Only 1 way to make sure
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people recognizewho did what.
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Congratulations.
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And that's to do itall on your own.
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Sonja, be a doll and write up
the paperwork, will you?
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Larry, mark it on the board.
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(Marker squeaking)
Oh, will you look at that?
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Number one again.
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What do you say we celebrate
with a well-moisturized hand?
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Be self-sufficient.An island.
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There.
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Saved you a step.
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What did I tell you?
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You want something done right,
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you got to do ityourself.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
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Without you
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I find my smile
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Without you
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I won by a mile
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Without you
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Oh life would be so grand
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Without you
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I'm half a man
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Without you
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Without you...
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Without you
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Got you some Hindu Kush,
some purple Urkle,
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and a surprisingly refreshing
hybrid of sativa strains.
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5-paper
(Speaking foreign word).
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That's what I love
about you, Josh.
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You do 1 thing very well.
Mm.
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(Sniffing and sighing)
I love you too, man.
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Oh, hey, and in honour
of whatever we're celebrating,
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I got you this.
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That background check
on Larry you asked for.
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I asked you for this last year.
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Yeah. The first red flag
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was when he claimed
to be your conscience.
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But as you can see,
it's far, far more disturbing.
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I mean, look at that.
Former Special Ops.
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Medical records show symptoms
of PTSD and Gulf War Syndrome.
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But here's the kicker:
1/13th Cherokee.
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I'm not 1/13th Cherokee, Josh.
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Yeah, you are.
LARRY: No, I'm not.
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Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not.
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Yeah, you are.
This is you, Josh.
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I'm your conscience?
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Richard, do we really have
time for paranoid delusions
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and psychotropic--
What does that make Larry?
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Listen, morons,
I'm flushed with cash,
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I got my first good night's
sleep in months
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and I'm finally breaking ground
in the Summer Wind Lounge.
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I don't need Tweedledum
and Tweedle-functional retard
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getting in my way, not today.
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Nothing is going to ruin today.
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Talk to me.
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Fucking fuck!
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(Cameras clicking)
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LARRY: Once again, the prophecy
rears its ugly head.
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FITZ:
Anyone could have done this.
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LARRY:
Who else but a shadowy nemesis
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would dig up a literal skeleton
in your metaphorical closet?
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A dog. A hobo.
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A hobo's dog.
What?
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Relax. No one knows we buried
her in the first place.
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Except for you, me,
Ali, Meghan.
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Oh, and that asshole Glenn.
Glenn.
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Hey. Hey, this isn't a paid
vacation. Back to work.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick,
what a surprise.
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Officer.
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What do you know about this?
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Well, this lush 2-acre parcel
has great views
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and direct highway access.
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About the body.
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A body on my land?
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Chester Vince offered
a trip to Cabo
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for anyone who gets
charges against you to stick.
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Might look like
a corpse to you,
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but to me it looks like
a ticket to paradise.
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Richard had nothing
to do with this.
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Yeah, because this--
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This is an ancient
Indian burial ground.
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That's right.
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Sacred Cherokee land.
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And therefore off limits.
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This is Unit 12.
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We have a situation.
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(Sighing)
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Delete. Delete.
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Definitely delete.
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Oh, I really like my hair
in this one.
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And Fitzy's hair.
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Ugh, no. Delete.
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This just came for you.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick and I
are through.
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And there's nothing he can do
or say to change my mind.
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Well, I don't think
it's from him.
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Olaf.
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(Sniffing)
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Who's Olaf?
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(Sighing)
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Oh, hon.
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Here. Blow.
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(Blowing nose)
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Hm.
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Olaf is obviously somebody.
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My first boyfriend.
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Let me guess.
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Breaking up with him was the
biggest mistake of your life.
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Yes.
Because you broke his heart.
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I did.
So you could be
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with Richard Fitzpatrick.
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How do you know all of this?
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Every woman has an Olaf:
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the good man we reject
for the selfish bastard.
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Oh, he's just complex.
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Fitz doesn't care about anyone
but himself.
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And now fate is offering you
another chance
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with your first love.
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It's not every day
a man sends you
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a heart-shaped sausage.
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Oh, I couldn't do that to him.
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After all Fitz has done to you?
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No, I couldn't do that to Olaf.
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Oh, if Mr. Fitz
snapped his fingers,
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I would go back to him
in a heartbeat.
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Ugh!
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Sometimes I just wish
he would tell me to leave.
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(Sighing)
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But he never will
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because he barely
even knows I'm here.
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That won't do.
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That won't do at all.
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FITZ:
Really, Larry?
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An ancient Indian
burial ground?
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It's going to take the medical
examiner about 5 minutes
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to figure out your
Chief Sitting Bullshit.
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Look, I don't know
what came over me, okay?
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It must have been all of Josh's
talk about Indian heritage.
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But you know,
maybe we should--
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We are going to do nothing.
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You are going
to keep your trap shut
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before this whole thing
blows up in my face.
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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I'm Chief Dwayne "Flying Eagle"
Smith of the Cherokee Nation.
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We have business to discuss.
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Kaboom, fuck-tard.
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Chief what-the-fuck-is-it?
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Dwayne "Flying Eagle" Smith.
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Have you never
seen an Indian before?
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Easy on the jungle drums
here, kemosabe.
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We're all friends here. Drink?
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Fire water. What are you going
to offer me next,
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a smallpox-infected blanket?
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The police notified
our cultural centre
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that an ancient Indian
burial ground was unearthed
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on some piece of land
you claim to own.
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Yeah, listen, buddy, we both
know that's not Indian land.
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And we both know
that body didn't bury itself.
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Are you saying
I lied to the cops?
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Not a white lie, of course,
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a lie for people
of all colours of the rainbow.
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Despite your preconceived
notions from the Village People,
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not all Indian chiefs are gay.
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And there's nothing wrong
with the ones that are.
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Our crack team of tribal
anthropologists is on the case,
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and I'm sure they'll be able
to prove that that body
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is our ancient ancestor.
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So you should swing by
the cultural centre
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and sign over
that land to us now,
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or who knows what
they'll discover.
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You snaky fucker.
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It's up to you, honky.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I went there.
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Ancient Indian burial ground?
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I'm sorry, Richard.
I panicked.
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And that is an explanation,
not a lie.
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Sacred Cherokee lands?
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The pressure got to me,
and all I could think of
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was Josh's Cherokee heritage.
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Josh.
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(Laughing)
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And, as the title deed
to the land is in Josh's name--
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You said you were
taking me for ice cream.
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--or in Cherokee hands,
if you will,
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your precious burial ground
has been returned.
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If your friend
is actually Cherokee.
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JOSH:
Oh, hey, Fitzy, look.
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Friendship bracelets.
Let's get a couple.
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Fuck, Josh, will you focus?
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(Dwayne speaking in pig Latin)
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What fucking language is that?
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Will you just give him
his fucking status card
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so we can get out of here.
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I would be happy
to welcome Josh here
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into our tribe.
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I'll even swear him in myself.
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Tell me you're not
going to fuck this up.
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I'm not going
to fuck this--
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Bad boy.
I shouldn't lie.
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See what happens?
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Bad, bad boy.
Shouldn't lie.
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Larry.
What?
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I want you to be honest
with me.
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Do you think that I have done
the right thing
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by ending it with Fitz?
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Does he care about anyone
besides himself?
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Oh.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah, I-- I think that,
deep down, he, uh, he must.
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Oh, it's s like a drug!
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You tell one lie
and you just can't stop.
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But I promise you
I will never lie again.
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What did you lie about?
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Crap.
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Okay, but listen,
you have to promise
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never to repeat this,
because nobody else knows
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except for Richard and Ali
and Meghan and that Glenn guy.
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But nobody else, okay?
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I, uh--
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I helped Richard bury a body.
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What?!
Shh!
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It was Ali's mother.
But we didn't kill her.
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Well, Ali and Richard did.
But it was a mistake.
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And of course,
Richard blames Ali.
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And he's probably going
to lose his land
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because that's where
she's buried.
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So he's in a bit of a mood.
Excuse me.
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All he cares about
is that stupid lounge.
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God, you know what?
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Dot Foxley was right.
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Mr. Fitz is a, oh,
selfish, selfish B word.
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Oh, no, Sonja,
Richard is not a B word.
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And you cannot trust
that Dot Foxley. She--
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She's a witch.
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Yeah, w-w-with those
voodoo dolls
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and the horrible things
she says, and those bangs.
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And you know what?
She can do anything,
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including manipulate
your feelings.
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Wow, Larry.
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What?
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You know, I always thought that
Mr. Fitz was being hard on you.
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But maybe you're just a jerk.
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No one manipulates me.
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I manipulate myself.
261
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:04,913
Oh.
262
00:13:17,392 --> 00:13:18,759
(Whistling)
263
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:23,797
Sign here, here, initial there.
264
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,434
Status card.
265
00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:28,601
Hey.
Housing assistance.
266
00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:32,705
And 2 complimentary
cartons of smokes.
267
00:13:34,908 --> 00:13:37,177
Well, that's it?
That's the big ceremony?
268
00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:40,180
That's just a formality.
269
00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:41,914
This is the ceremony.
270
00:13:41,915 --> 00:13:43,149
(Blowing)
271
00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:57,629
You're one of us now.
272
00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,898
Welcome, brother.
273
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:03,667
I've always wanted a brother.
274
00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:10,041
Now we smoke the peace pipe.
275
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,276
Oh, best brother ever!
276
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:13,444
(Gasping)
277
00:14:13,445 --> 00:14:14,778
Oh! Um...
278
00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:19,616
Now, the first image you see
279
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:22,785
will be your Cherokee name.
280
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,792
(Bubbling)
281
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:41,103
Cool.
282
00:14:50,513 --> 00:14:53,515
How long does it take
to sign a fucking status card?
283
00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:58,153
Meet the newest son
of the Cherokee Nation:
284
00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:01,722
Josh "Two Dogs Copulating"
McTaggert.
285
00:15:17,338 --> 00:15:20,006
How, motherfucker.
286
00:15:20,007 --> 00:15:22,575
Oh, fuck me.
287
00:15:24,678 --> 00:15:25,911
Josh.
Ah, ah, ah.
288
00:15:25,912 --> 00:15:27,646
Two Dogs Copulating.
Yeah, whatever.
289
00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:29,915
Will you just go back there
and tell those lazy assholes
290
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,284
it's okay to break ground?
291
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:32,718
Chief Dwayne
says that we do not
292
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:34,920
inherit the land
from our ancestors,
293
00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:37,000
but we borrow it
from our children.
294
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,561
Do not renege on this deal,
Indian giver.
295
00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:40,631
Renege?
Yes.
296
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:41,851
Like the ice cream
that you promised me.
297
00:15:41,971 --> 00:15:42,826
That I'm still waiting for.
298
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,807
Fine, you want to get some ice cream?
Let's go get some fucking ice cream.
299
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:47,205
The time for ice cream
is long since past.
300
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:50,178
You only gave me this land
because you wanted to use me.
301
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,658
Just as Chief Dwayne
had prophesized.
302
00:15:52,778 --> 00:15:55,535
Not another prophecy.
And who gives a fuck about Chief Dwayne?
303
00:15:55,655 --> 00:16:00,578
I do. And you know what?
Chief Dwayne cares about me.
304
00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:01,730
Unlike some people I know.
305
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:05,983
You really want to double-cross
your best friend, Josh?
306
00:16:05,984 --> 00:16:09,486
This land is our land.
307
00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:11,554
It's not your land.
308
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:13,898
And best friend your face.
309
00:16:15,993 --> 00:16:17,893
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
310
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,929
(Yelping)
311
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:21,797
LARRY: You know, there is a lesson
in all of this.
312
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:23,466
FITZ: Oh, hey, everyone, look.
It's Larry.
313
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:25,334
And he's got an important lesson
for all of us.
314
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:26,668
LARRY: You know, you should
really think about--
315
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:28,069
Unless this has to do
with getting
316
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,571
my fucking land back,
I don't want to hear it.
317
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,274
Don't you see? This isn't just
me saying you should change.
318
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,176
It's destiny saying you must.
319
00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:36,945
You can't just go around
using people who care about you.
320
00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:38,713
Well, you never have to worry
about me using you, Larry.
321
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:40,149
You're fucking useless.
322
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,650
It's not just me.
323
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:45,520
You use Josh for intoxication,
Sonja for sexual gratification.
324
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,656
You never value their feelings,
and guess what, buddy?
325
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:49,958
They just walked away from you.
Big fucking deal.
326
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,527
I find a new dealer
and another unhinged jaw.
327
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:54,262
And what about Ali Devon?
328
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,597
Hm? You couldn't admit
your feelings,
329
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,466
so you treated her horribly
to overcompensate for the fact
330
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,601
that you really cared
about her.
331
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,870
No, I did that to get laid.
And how did that end up?
332
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,772
With her mother's body
in the ground,
333
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,107
with is the whole reason
we are in this mess.
334
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:10,044
You're right.
335
00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:13,213
Ali. That's who
I should be using.
336
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,587
I'll cut to the chase.
337
00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,322
Someone dug up mama dearest,
338
00:17:22,323 --> 00:17:24,491
and Larry thought it would
get the cops off our backs
339
00:17:24,492 --> 00:17:27,294
if we told them it was
an ancient Indian burial ground.
340
00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:29,695
She's been buried for 4 months.
341
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:31,163
Tell it to the Cherokees.
342
00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:33,865
They forged the investigation
and put in a land claim.
343
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:36,302
Well, great.
Then problem solved.
344
00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:38,304
No, problem not solved.
345
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:39,838
They stole my land.
I need it back.
346
00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:41,640
I am this close
to building my lounge.
347
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:44,076
So what do you want me
to do about it, exactly?
348
00:17:44,077 --> 00:17:46,110
Take the fall?
349
00:17:46,111 --> 00:17:47,545
(Laughing)
350
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:49,847
No way.
Come on.
351
00:17:49,848 --> 00:17:51,583
You've got that little-dicked
Chester Vince
352
00:17:51,584 --> 00:17:53,618
wrapped around your finger.
You could do whatever you want.
353
00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:56,654
And why would I want to
sacrifice myself to protect you?
354
00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,189
Because you still love me.
355
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,658
(Laughing)
356
00:18:03,528 --> 00:18:06,463
How narcissistic can you be?
357
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:07,964
You are a parasite,
358
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:10,567
and I will not let you
suck the life out of me anymore.
359
00:18:10,568 --> 00:18:12,703
Oh, it's always you, you, you.
360
00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:14,504
What about me?
I will not use
361
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:18,608
my relationship with Chester
to help you.
362
00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,309
Relationship?
That's right.
363
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:23,779
Holy shit. You're actually
dating that sexual anorexic?
364
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,882
Well, I'm not in the mood
for appetizers anymore.
365
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:29,618
(Groaning)
(Sighing)
366
00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,120
Meeting's over, Fitz.
367
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:32,654
Yeah.
368
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,089
Fuck.
369
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,090
Hey.
370
00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:36,925
JOSH:
So did Fitz send you?
371
00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:38,393
LARRY:
No. No, no, no.
372
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:40,527
I mean, he drove me,
but I--
373
00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:42,864
I come of my own accord.
374
00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:45,967
Yeah, because, Josh,
your friendship is too important
375
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:48,936
to just throw away.
Then why is he in the car?
376
00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:51,105
LARRY: Look, it's my lie
that caused this rift.
377
00:18:51,106 --> 00:18:53,374
So please, Josh,
you have to forgive him.
378
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,342
He is afraid of real emotion
379
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,078
other than rage and orgasm.
380
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:01,481
So please, help me help you
381
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:03,984
to help him.
382
00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:06,920
I have a new way
of life now, Larry.
383
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,622
I catch dreams now.
384
00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:11,957
Dreams.
Oh.
385
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,893
Oh, but didn't your people
386
00:19:13,894 --> 00:19:17,296
intend to share their land?
387
00:19:17,297 --> 00:19:20,332
Of course.
It is the Cherokee way.
388
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,768
And that is why I've agreed
to sign it over to Chief Dwayne.
389
00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:23,769
Are you out
of your fucking mind?
390
00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,637
Wait, wait, wait.
Richard, stop it.
391
00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:27,439
Guys, I know tensions
are high right now--
392
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,506
Stop it!
393
00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:29,674
--but there's
a simple solution.
394
00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,976
Richard, I believe
an apology is in order.
395
00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:34,478
You're right. Where's my fucking
apology, asshole?
396
00:19:34,479 --> 00:19:36,848
Richard, stop.
397
00:19:36,849 --> 00:19:39,583
You apologize to Josh.
398
00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:41,277
All right, Josh.
You know what?
399
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,183
You're right. I did.
I used you.
400
00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:44,540
But I'm not the only one.
401
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,835
Why do you think Chief Dwayne
had such a hard-on
402
00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:49,748
for this piece of land?
Can't you see the signs?
403
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,168
It's a trick.
404
00:19:58,169 --> 00:20:01,403
My brothers would never build
on sacred ground.
405
00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:03,840
It is not the Cherokee way.
406
00:20:03,841 --> 00:20:04,941
I hate to break it to you,
407
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,276
but that body
was no ancient stiff.
408
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:10,012
Your brother suppressed
a police investigation
409
00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:12,548
and used you as a pawn
in order to build
410
00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:14,817
an Indian casino on my land.
411
00:20:14,818 --> 00:20:17,319
That's the Chief Dwayne way.
412
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,587
I I don't believe y.
413
00:20:19,588 --> 00:20:21,522
Well, then, you know what?
414
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:22,757
Fuck you, Josh.
415
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,059
(Laughing)
416
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,260
Fuck you, Fitz.
417
00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:26,561
No, sir.
418
00:20:26,562 --> 00:20:28,029
Fuck you, Larry!
Fuck you, Larry!
419
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,564
These are my good orgy cuffs.
420
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:30,966
Give me the fucking key
or they're going to find
421
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,833
2 more bodies
on this piece of land.
422
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,068
What do you mean?
423
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:35,502
Just give me
the fucking key, Larry!
424
00:20:35,503 --> 00:20:37,371
No, I will not be scared
by your veiled threats.
425
00:20:37,372 --> 00:20:39,639
And I've had enough
of the fighting and the deceit.
426
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,477
And we are not going anywhere
427
00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:45,112
until we resolve
this emotional standoff.
428
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,380
So--
429
00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:55,922
Chester!
430
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,892
Oh, I have been looking
everywhere for you.
431
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,193
What are you doing here?
432
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:02,195
I'm so sick of him,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
433
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:03,562
I wish he was dead!
434
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,330
Okay, well, let's--
435
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,565
Join the club.
436
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,601
No, I really wish he was dead.
Do you know what I did today?
437
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,336
I went out and bought a gun.
438
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,605
Oh, God, Chester.
Just--
439
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,408
That is a water pistol.
440
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,010
Filled with pee.
441
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,711
You haven't really
thought this through, have you?
442
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:21,845
No, ma'am.
443
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,647
Oh, Chester, look, I--
I wasn't sure
444
00:21:23,648 --> 00:21:24,916
if I should tell you this
or not,
445
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,318
but now seeing you here
with a water pistol
446
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,685
full of your own urine--
447
00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:30,721
No, it's not mine.
448
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:31,755
(Sighing)
449
00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:33,590
Chester, I need
to tell you something.
450
00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:39,963
How bad could it be?
451
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:41,697
It's not like you two
hid a body together.
452
00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:45,768
Ali Devon!
453
00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:47,971
Mom wanted an organic funeral.
454
00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:49,372
They are good for the plant,
455
00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:51,474
but how could you
do that with him?
456
00:21:51,475 --> 00:21:54,076
Who else was I going to call,
Chester? You?
457
00:21:54,077 --> 00:21:56,178
Yes.
No.
458
00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:57,746
And that's the point.
459
00:21:57,747 --> 00:22:00,582
Look, at the time,
I thought that I needed him,
460
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,584
but I see now how wrong I was.
461
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,421
I chose you.
462
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:08,824
Then testify against him.
463
00:22:08,825 --> 00:22:12,427
No. Look, it was--
It was my idea.
464
00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:13,795
It was my mistake.
465
00:22:13,796 --> 00:22:18,266
And if I confess to this,
he is out of our lives for good.
466
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:20,936
Chester,
467
00:22:20,937 --> 00:22:23,972
I'm going to turn myself in.
468
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,842
Then I promise
I won't t prosecute.
469
00:22:27,843 --> 00:22:29,276
Thank you! Oh!
470
00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:32,513
To the full extent of the law.
471
00:22:32,514 --> 00:22:33,681
Right.
472
00:22:39,955 --> 00:22:42,555
Holy shit. They're here.
473
00:22:42,556 --> 00:22:43,957
(Gasping)
474
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,992
Construction's starting already?
No, Two Dogs Fucking.
475
00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:47,927
It's the toxic waste guys
I called.
476
00:22:47,928 --> 00:22:50,096
JOSH: It's Two Dogs Copulating.
FITZ: Whatever.
477
00:22:50,097 --> 00:22:51,531
Toxic waste, Richard?
Yeah.
478
00:22:51,532 --> 00:22:53,399
Those Cherokee fuckers
are trying to steal my dream,
479
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,934
and if I can't have it,
no one can.
480
00:22:54,935 --> 00:22:57,268
Give me the key, Larry.
481
00:22:57,269 --> 00:22:59,070
No, Richard, I will not unlock
these cuffs until you admit
482
00:22:59,071 --> 00:23:00,071
your true feelings to Josh.
483
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:04,442
Fine. You want to know
how I feel, Josh?
484
00:23:04,443 --> 00:23:06,411
Yes.
I feel used.
485
00:23:06,412 --> 00:23:08,346
You?
Yes, me.
486
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:09,848
All the years
I put up with you.
487
00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:12,884
The cars you never fixed,
the pot you never buy enough of,
488
00:23:12,885 --> 00:23:14,351
the tax-free cigarettes
you don't cut me in on.
489
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,653
This is not helping.
And what about you?
490
00:23:15,654 --> 00:23:17,221
Insulting me, ignoring me,
491
00:23:17,222 --> 00:23:19,056
stealing my pot, lying to me.
492
00:23:19,057 --> 00:23:20,625
Fine, there might have been
a few exaggerations,
493
00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:22,459
a couple of miscommunications.
494
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:24,829
But I have never,
ever fucking lied to you, man.
495
00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,196
Not like that
Chief what's-his-nuts.
496
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,698
Chief Dwayne.
Yeah, fine, whatever.
497
00:23:31,002 --> 00:23:32,602
Look, you and I are like--
Are like--
498
00:23:32,603 --> 00:23:34,070
We're like nature.
499
00:23:34,071 --> 00:23:37,574
We're like parasites.
You leech off my awesome
500
00:23:37,575 --> 00:23:40,109
and I leech off your...
501
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,246
weed.
502
00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:45,213
So we're connected.
503
00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:46,549
Yeah.
504
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,683
Like brothers.
505
00:23:47,684 --> 00:23:48,784
I wouldn't go that far.
506
00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:50,619
Would you just
give him the thing?
507
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:51,720
Fine.
508
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,121
We're like brothers.
509
00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:55,891
Okay, truck, truck, truck.
Go. Oh, go.
510
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:57,192
Yeah, yeah, we got to go.
511
00:23:57,193 --> 00:23:59,194
We got to go! We got to go!
512
00:23:59,195 --> 00:24:00,328
We got to go now, Larry!
513
00:24:00,329 --> 00:24:01,896
Larry, hurry up.
Come on, Larry.
514
00:24:01,897 --> 00:24:03,197
All right, go, go, go.
515
00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:05,166
(Screaming)
516
00:24:12,207 --> 00:24:14,776
Those fuckers won't be able
to build on here for decades.
517
00:24:14,777 --> 00:24:17,010
Oh, Richard.
518
00:24:20,048 --> 00:24:22,515
What are you doing here?
(Sighing)
519
00:24:22,516 --> 00:24:25,351
Against every instinct I have to
sit back and watch you suffer,
520
00:24:25,352 --> 00:24:27,120
I decided to give you
what you want.
521
00:24:27,121 --> 00:24:30,223
I told Chester
that the body was my mother's
522
00:24:30,224 --> 00:24:32,225
and that I acted alone.
523
00:24:32,226 --> 00:24:33,759
I knew it.
524
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,260
You still want me.
525
00:24:35,261 --> 00:24:36,696
Close.
526
00:24:36,697 --> 00:24:39,665
The Cherokee's expropriation
order has been thrown out.
527
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,667
The land is all yours again.
528
00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:44,269
Oh, fuck me.
529
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,138
I need a drink.
530
00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:36,386
You were right
about Mr. Fitz.
531
00:25:36,387 --> 00:25:38,920
I don't know why
I can't just accept it.
532
00:25:38,921 --> 00:25:41,457
He only cares about himself.
533
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,593
Anyway, thank you.
534
00:25:44,594 --> 00:25:45,727
You're welcome.
535
00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:48,364
Larry, he is not help.
536
00:25:48,365 --> 00:25:51,634
He's just so Larry.
537
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:54,469
Can you believe
that he thinks you're a witch?
538
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,570
Oh?
Yeah.
539
00:25:55,571 --> 00:25:58,039
He's got this whole
crazy theory.
540
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,309
I think that he's just
intimidated by women.
541
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,910
I felt that.
Yeah.
542
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:06,548
And I don't see anything
wrong with your bangs.
543
00:26:06,549 --> 00:26:08,683
Thank you.
Mm-hm.
544
00:26:09,884 --> 00:26:13,086
Well, if compassion
is witchcraft,
545
00:26:13,087 --> 00:26:15,522
then keep it coming, sister.
546
00:26:15,523 --> 00:26:17,224
Duly noted.
547
00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:19,059
Good night, then.
Okay.
548
00:26:23,298 --> 00:26:24,531
Boo.
Whoo!
549
00:26:24,532 --> 00:26:26,756
(Both laughing)
550
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,701
Bye.
551
00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:34,207
(Sniffing)
552
00:26:52,005 --> 00:26:54,593
What?
553
00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,064
LARRY, OVER ANSWERING MACHINE:
This is Larry.
554
00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:59,869
I'm sorry I missed your call.So sorry.
555
00:26:59,989 --> 00:27:02,233
Please leave a messageafter the tone, please.Sorry.
556
00:27:02,234 --> 00:27:03,714
Larry, it's Sonja.
557
00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:05,994
Um, I really need
to get a hold of you
558
00:27:06,114 --> 00:27:08,590
because you were right
about Dot.
559
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,520
She is a witch.
(Answering machine beeping)
560
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,776
Darn it.
561
00:27:13,777 --> 00:27:15,517
Larry, it's Sonja.
562
00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:19,207
Uh, you really need
to pick up the phone.
563
00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:26,956
(Screaming)
564
00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:31,460
Huh?
565
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:41,765
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