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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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You know, I just want
to thank you both
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for convincing Eric
to move back in with us.
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You know, it's really great
to have you back, buddy.
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Well, you know something?
I'm happy to be back.
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Nice kiss.
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Thank you, Jack.
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You see, Shawn, all it
took was you and me
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to get them to settle
their differences.
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Cory and Shawn forever.
Best friends.
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Best friends forever.
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Cory, why are you looking
at me like that?
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Cory, what...
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(GRUNTING)
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Cory!
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(SCREAMS)
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Cory.
Shawn.
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Don't tell me. Is it the
puppet nightmare again?
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Yeah, it was the
puppet nightmare.
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He was chasing me
on foot.
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He had a gun.
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Wow. You okay?
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, I'm okay.
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Well, good.
Let's get some sleep.
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I got that speech
for Feeny tomorrow.
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I've got to be fresh
if I'm gonna fake it.
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Okay.
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Good night, Cor.
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Nighty-night, Shawn.
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Shawn?
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Yeah, Cor?
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You're my best friend.
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Thanks, Cor.
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Now, watch closely as I slowly
pour the milk into the hat.
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Mr. Hunter, your speech
is on Louis Pasteur.
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I don't see what that has to
do with making milk disappear.
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This has everything to
do with Lou. Trust me.
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Now, does anyone in the audience
happen to have a piece of magic rope?
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Look at that.
Mr. Matthews.
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Why don't you
come down here?
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I hate teaching.
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May I please have
that magic rope?
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Yes, you may.
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Now, what a lot of people
don't know about Lou...
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(SCREAMING)
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(SIGHS)
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That little curly-headed boyfriend
of yours is driving me insane.
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Is he still
having nightmares?
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No, no, no. Not anymore.
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He hasn't slept
in three days.
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I turn off the lights
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and I hear him moving around
in the dark like a rat.
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I wake up the next morning, the closets
are reorganized, my shorts are ironed,
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and my hair's been moussed.
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Oh, my poor Cory.
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Hot coffee
coming through.
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Hey, thanks, Cor.
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These are mine.
Get your own.
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Cory, drinking coffee to avoid your
nightmares is not the solution.
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Who said I was
having nightmares?
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I did, you loony!
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Why would you say
I was having night...
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Oh, I'm not mad
at you. Not you.
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Not Shawnie Shawn.
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Hey, how's the mousse
holding up, huh?
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It looks good.
Yes, it does.
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Eric...
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Mmm, Xena,
my warrior princess.
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Eric!
(EXCLAIMS)
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Aw, you're not my warrior
princess, you're my mommy.
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Honey, you sleeping on the
couch is just not working out.
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And whose fault is that?
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Turning my room into
a nursery for him.
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You know something, Morgan,
you've got a big room.
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Wouldn't it be fun if... No.
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But, but...
No.
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Are you sure
you don't want...
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No.
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Hey, Cory, Cory,
Cory, wait.
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You know, we've got
an hour before class.
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Why don't you
take a nap?
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I don't need a nap, I
need to paint a house.
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I'll race you
to the door.
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I win, I win.
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Eric?
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What are you
doing here?
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I've decided to live
with you guys.
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You know, I just think it'd
be so great, you know,
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I have this great brother
and brother's friend,
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and I think the three of us
together, we really would be...
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Hello, roomie!
(SCREAMS)
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Roomie?
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Oh, Jack, look.
It's a homeless man.
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Oh, how sad.
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Yeah, the poor guy.
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Eric?
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Morning.
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Eric, get up right now.
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You are coming back home with us.
This is ridiculous.
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No, I don't
want your pity.
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Oh, come on, man. You can
have your old room back.
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You haven't
rented it out yet?
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No.
Really?
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No. We've been hoping
you'd come back home.
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Right, hon? (EXCLAIMS
IN DISGUST) "Hon"?
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"Hon"? Is that what I'm gonna be
hearing 24 hours a week? Huh?
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Oh, come on, Eric.
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Oh, I get it. I'm Eric,
but you're "hon."
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Looking for a roommate!
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Eric,
what are you doing?
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What am I doing?
I'm being a man.
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I am standing on
my own two feet.
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I'm gonna hold on to a
little bit of my dignity.
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Please! Someone take pity
upon my wretched soul!
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I'm looking
for a roommate.
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Hey, I was looking first.
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No, I mean,
I have an apartment.
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I'm looking for
someone to share it.
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Oh, hey, good luck
to you, then.
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Looking for a roommate!
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All right, now, let's
continue our discussion
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of William Shakespeare's
Hamlet.
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Mr. Matthews!
Mr. Matthews!
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Mr. Matthews,
I would appreciate it
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if you would stay conscious
during my class.
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I'm conscious.
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Wonderful.
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Now, where were we?
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Ah, yes.
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"To sleep,
perchance to dream,
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"ay, there's the rub. For
in that sleep of death..."
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(WHISPERING) Shawn.
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Shawn, you can't
let me go to sleep.
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Shawn?
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Great.
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(BELL RINGS)
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That's right. Scurry off to
your mundane little lives.
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Mr. Matthews,
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you are acting very odd.
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I've been having
dreams, Mr. Feeny.
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Dreams about killing
someone very close to me.
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Mr. Hunter.
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Yes, yes! How did you know?
You are brilliant.
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It's been killing me, I
haven't been able to sleep.
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There's nothing
to worry about, Cory.
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Killing your best friend is
a common theme in dreams.
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It's perfectly normal.
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Well, how normal? Because, you
see, I have this one dream
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where I push Shawn...
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Down an empty
elevator shaft.
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Yes!
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The elevator shaft
represents the ups and downs
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of your friendship
with Mr. Hunter.
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Ups and downs.
Mmm-hmm.
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That's interesting.
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You see, Mr. Hunter, in his search
for peace and harmony in his life,
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causes you pain.
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How?
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By putting an incredible
amount of pressure on you
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to help him in his search.
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Annoying, isn't it?
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So, how do I stop
these dreams?
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You forgive him.
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Forgiveness, of course.
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He hurt you, and now
you're hurting him back.
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(SCOFFS) Forgive and
the dreams will stop.
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Okay. Thank you,
Mr. Feeny.
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Anytime, Mr. Matthews,
anytime.
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Well, what's that?
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Hey, you know how
I didn't get you
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a birthday present
last year?
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Well, here you go.
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Shawn, I have to
tell you something.
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Tell me after you
open the present.
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Well, okay.
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Wow, my own personalized
baseball bat.
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Too cool.
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(BASEBALL ORGAN MUSIC
PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Die, Shawn, die!
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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
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You have to
let me explain.
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Explain what?
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My best friend screams
he wants to kill me
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in front of the whole class.
What's to explain?
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Well, I lied about
the puppet dream.
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No kidding.
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These are not good dreams
I'm having, Shawn.
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I kill you in every one of them.
I kill you good.
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Like how?
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Well, I fed you
thumbtack soup.
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I poured hot lava
down your pants.
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I pulled your heart out
with salad tongs.
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I set fire to your tie.
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I shredded you over pasta
with a cheese grater.
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I dressed you up
like a rooster
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and entered you
in a cockfight.
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Hmmm. How'd I do?
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Well, you won!
(LAUGHS)
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But the crowd cried "fix,"
and it got ugly.
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I'm sorry, Shawn.
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They're dreams.
Get some sleep.
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Well, you know, I think
there may be a solution.
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In my last dream,
Feeny was there.
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He told me all I had to
do to stop these dreams
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was to forgive you.
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Forgive me for what?
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Well, I don't think
that's important.
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What's important is I
forgive you, Shawn, okay?
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You're forgiven, 100%
forgiven, forgiven, forgiven.
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And now I'm all better.
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So, you're going
to sleep tonight?
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Oh, yeah.
Thanks to Mr. Feeny,
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I'm finally gonna get
a good night's sleep
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and go back to
my normal dream.
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The one where you win the
Miss Costa Rica pageant?
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I wish peace for
all the little ninos.
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Dude!
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Look at this place.
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Oh, there is just no way
that I can afford this.
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Pay whatever you can. It gets
a little lonely around here.
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I just can't seem
to keep a roommate.
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What? You can't keep a
roommate in a place like this?
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Oh, wait a second,
I know. Bad neighbors.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Come in.
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Oh, hey, Sheila.
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Hi, Adam. This package came for you today.
I signed for it.
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(CHUCKLES)
Who's the cutie?
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Eric Matthews,
Sheila Shagher.
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(LAUGHING)
Oh, behave.
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She lives next door.
Eric's my new roommate.
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Well, I'll have to come around more
often to borrow a cup of sugar.
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Why stop at a cup?
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(LAUGHS) Well, I have to run,
but it was nice meeting you.
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You, too.
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Dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude!
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How is it you have any trouble
at all keeping a roommate?
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Beats me.
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(SCREAMING)
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Not again.
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It was raining.
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You had a new umbrella.
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You let me take
a look at it.
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And then, I shoved it
down your throat,
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and I opened it.
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You opened it?
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Oh, Shawn,
I Mary Poppined you.
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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Cory, it's the middle of the night.
Where are you going?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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You gave me bad
advice, Feeny.
255
00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:19,370
What do you mean?
256
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,605
You were in my dream,
Mr. Feeny,
257
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,108
and you gave me
advice that sucked.
258
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:29,012
I'm not responsible
for dream Feeny.
259
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,381
Why don't you start
from the beginning?
260
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:35,018
Every time I fall asleep, I
dream that I kill Shawn.
261
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,353
Now, what kind
of person am I
262
00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:39,723
that would want
my best friend dead?
263
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,925
Well, now, you know you
don't want Shawn dead.
264
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:44,695
Oh, how do you know
who I want dead?
265
00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:48,065
Cory, you mustn't
take dreams literally.
266
00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:50,901
They can be interpreted
in many ways.
267
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:52,770
Why am I killing Shawn?
268
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,672
I really don't know.
269
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,573
You know, Freud
says that, uh,
270
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,943
dreams come from
our unconscious.
271
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,478
Repressed thoughts that
have to be confronted.
272
00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:05,749
But in the dream state,
they're not quite clear.
273
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:08,018
(SCOFFS) It's quite
clear I'm killing Shawn.
274
00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:11,122
You're dreaming about
it for a reason.
275
00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:12,556
What's the reason?
276
00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:16,360
Well, you wake up
every time screaming?
277
00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:18,028
Yeah.
278
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:19,396
After you kill Shawn?
279
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:23,267
Well, actually, I've
never seen him die,
280
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:26,237
but, I mean, I did some pretty
bad stuff to him, Mr. Feeny.
281
00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,906
He didn't
stand a chance.
282
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:33,110
Oh, so you always woke up
before you actually killed him?
283
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:34,511
Yeah, but I...
284
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,615
You're right.
285
00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:39,216
I've never
finished the dream.
286
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,052
That's the key,
Mr. Matthews.
287
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,454
Perhaps if you
finish the dream,
288
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,423
you'll find out
what it means.
289
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,163
Dude, that whole
bedroom's for me?
290
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:56,767
It's bigger than my parents' house.
What are you watching?
291
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,270
Weather channel.
Want to join me?
292
00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:00,637
Sure.
293
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,441
Whoa! Not there.
294
00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:05,642
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
295
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,044
My mother's chair.
296
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,579
Oh, sorry.
She coming over?
297
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,880
No, she's dead.
298
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:11,682
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
299
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,550
Thank you.
300
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:14,885
I love her very much.
301
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,256
I'll just go
crash over there.
302
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,027
(PHONE RINGING)
303
00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:24,828
Eric, will you
get that, please?
304
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:25,930
Yeah.
305
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:28,666
Hello?
306
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,100
Eric, it's me, Adam.
307
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,804
You can't sit
there, either.
308
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:38,609
Dude, what are
you doing?
309
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,944
(WHISPERING)
Eric, I'm on the phone.
310
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,248
Eric?
311
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:49,920
Yes, Adam?
312
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:53,456
That's where
Uncle Dave died.
313
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,663
(CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMING)
314
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,332
It's time to
feed the bird.
315
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,368
We have a bird? How come I
haven't seen this bird?
316
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,335
Want to help me
feed her?
317
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:07,237
Yeah, man. I love birds.
318
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,272
All kinds of birds?
319
00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:09,306
Every one of them.
320
00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:11,741
Okay.
321
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:14,611
Where's the birdie?
Where's the pretty birdie?
322
00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:16,813
Where's the pretty bir...
323
00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:22,786
Her name's Nellie. I've
had her since I was two.
324
00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:26,490
She's the best
bird ever.
325
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,361
She normally doesn't like
people, but look at her!
326
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:32,596
She sure likes you.
327
00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:34,531
Polly want a cracker?
328
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,299
Polly want an autopsy!
329
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,603
That's a dead bird!
330
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:40,837
Not to me.
331
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,506
That is just
sick and weird.
332
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:44,074
What's wrong
with you?
333
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:47,244
What's wrong with you, talking
in front of her like that?
334
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:49,646
Sorry, Nellie.
335
00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:52,983
(AS PARROT) It's not
your fault, Adam.
336
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:55,719
All right, all right, that's it, that's it.
I'm out of here.
337
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,222
(WHISPERING)
And it is so his fault.
338
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,723
Great. Leave!
339
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,058
Everybody leaves me.
340
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,593
I wonder why!
341
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,129
I thought you
were different.
342
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,396
You're just like
everybody else.
343
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:09,533
Nobody cares about me,
nobody wants me.
344
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,803
Forever alone.
I hate the silence.
345
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,273
I know how you feel.
346
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,741
No, you don't.
347
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:19,410
Yeah, I really do.
348
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,479
I was kicked out
by my family,
349
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:24,248
betrayed by
my closest friends,
350
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,084
thrown out into this crazy
world all by myself.
351
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:30,221
Nowhere to go, nowhere
to live, alone.
352
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,857
So, you'll stay?
353
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:33,891
No.
354
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:38,028
Hi, Eric.
355
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:41,498
I did it again, locked myself
out after taking a shower.
356
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:45,503
At least this time
I remembered the towel.
357
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,371
Mind if I hang with you guys
till my roommate comes back?
358
00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:50,573
Maybe I'll stay.
359
00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:54,444
(AS PARROT) Adam, he's gonna stay.
Hello, hello!
360
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:56,280
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
361
00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:03,720
You see, Shawn, all it
took was you and me
362
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,555
to get them to settle
their differences.
363
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:08,892
Cory and Shawn forever.
Best friends.
364
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,528
Best friends forever.
365
00:17:14,065 --> 00:17:16,300
Cory, why are you looking
at me like that?
366
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,468
Cory, what...
367
00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,237
(GRUNTING)
368
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,538
Cory!
369
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:23,140
You have to go.
370
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,044
(SCREAMING)
371
00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,014
Shawn!
372
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,851
(SCREAMING) Shawn!
373
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:36,987
Cory, what are
you doing?
374
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,989
Shoving everyone down
the elevator shaft.
375
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,123
Guess who's next?
376
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,759
(SCREAMING)
377
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,427
Rachel!
378
00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:45,596
Rachel...
(SCREAMING)
379
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:50,100
Angela, come on.
Everybody's doing it.
380
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:51,936
Doing what?
381
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:52,836
This.
382
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,337
(SCREAMING)
383
00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,143
LAUREN: Hi, Cory.
384
00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:03,414
Lauren?
385
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:06,783
What are you doing here? I'm over you.
You shouldn't be here.
386
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,653
I'm not Lauren.
387
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,756
Then who are you?
388
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,758
I'm everything
you're giving up.
389
00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:17,027
The girls you'll
never get to meet.
390
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,529
The places you'll
never get to go.
391
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:21,631
The life
you'll never have.
392
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,635
I don't understand.
393
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,204
Bye, Cory.
394
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:31,975
Wait!
395
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:34,778
TOPANGA: Cory?
396
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:38,983
Topanga?
397
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,954
Where is everybody?
398
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,224
I killed them.
399
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:51,828
For us.
400
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,797
I know.
401
00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:00,104
I miss them.
402
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:01,805
I miss them, too.
403
00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:08,945
You can wake up now.
404
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,083
Cory?
405
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:17,086
Cory, wake up. You've
been sleeping all night.
406
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,189
Morning, sunshine.
407
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:20,691
Hey.
408
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,158
Did you dream?
409
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,293
Yeah.
410
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:24,694
What did you
dream about?
411
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,198
I dreamed about you.
412
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,066
Oh, good.
So, you're okay now?
413
00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:32,702
Yeah, I'm fine.
414
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,905
Good. Have a good day.
415
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,007
Bye.
Bye.
416
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,710
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
417
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,146
You're not okay,
are you?
418
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,582
Do you think I'm rushing
into marriage?
419
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:49,620
You've been rushing into marriage
since you were two years old.
420
00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:52,456
I mean, nothing's gonna change
between you and me, is it?
421
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,758
Is that what you've
been dreaming about?
422
00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,629
No, I'm just...
423
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,632
I guess I'm afraid
that after I get married
424
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:03,167
everything's
gonna change.
425
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,436
Well, yeah, it will.
It has to.
426
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,472
I don't want it to.
427
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:23,253
Okay, Nellie. Okay, beg.
Okay, now roll over.
428
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,722
Okay. Hey, play dead,
play dead.
429
00:20:26,524 --> 00:20:28,592
(LAUGHING) Okay!
430
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,661
Good bird, good bird!
431
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:32,462
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
432
00:20:34,131 --> 00:20:35,399
Hello?
433
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,634
Eric, it's me, Adam.
434
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,635
(LAUGHING)
Hey, man, what's up?
435
00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:40,503
I just think it's great
how you and Nellie
436
00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:41,738
have been getting
along so well.
437
00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:44,374
Yeah, well,
I love poultry.
438
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,877
Anyway, I mean, you and I have
been getting along so well that...
439
00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:49,646
Excuse me.
Oh, sorry.
440
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:52,448
That I think it's time
you finally met my mom.
441
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,885
(LAUGHING) Your mom?
442
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,253
But, dude, I thought
that your mother was...
443
00:20:57,321 --> 00:21:01,091
ADAM: Mom, I want you to
meet my new roommate.
444
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,894
(IN WOMAN'S VOICE)
Is he a good boy?
445
00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:06,430
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
He's a very good boy.
446
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,265
(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) I'm glad,
'cause your last roommate
447
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,568
was a very,
very bad boy.
448
00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:15,639
(IN NORMAL VOICE) That's why I
took care of him for you, Mom.
449
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:18,475
(IN OLDER MAN'S VOICE) What? You
don't say hello to your grandpa?
450
00:21:18,525 --> 00:21:23,075
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