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Topanga, how could you be sick?
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I mean, you said you'd never catch a cold
as long as you were taking that trout fluid.
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It's fish oil and I'll be fine.
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Just take good notes for me
and I'll be back in school Monday.
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I miss you so much
and I'll call you after next period... Topi.
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(all) Ahh.
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Oh, drop dead. We're in love.
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Not us.
Do that again and I will hurt you.
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Shawn, I'm not embarrassed about it.
I mean, Topanga and I are serious.
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- We do everything together.
- Hi, Cory. Love that shirt.
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Hey, thanks.
Underneath it I'm half-naked.
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You and Topanga do everything together,
huh? Even flirt with Libby Harper?
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Flirt? I was just being friendly.
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And besides,
girls like Libby Harper don't flirt with me.
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That was before.
Now you have "the scent."
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Well, what exactly is "the scent?"
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- I'll tell you about "the scent."
- All right, stop.
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- It means women want you.
- Why?
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Because they can't have you. You're with
Topanga, they think you're unavailable,
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virgo, they want you.
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- You're batty.
- So one girl may have flirted with me.
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You're making it sound like all girls...
I don't know,
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Missy Robinson, are gonna come over
and suddenly make small talk.
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- Cory?
- Yes, Missy?
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Did you know the sun sets today at 6:52?
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I did not know that.
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Shawn...
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And then the papa bear said,
"Missy's taking Topanga's seat."
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Hold onto your porridge, Cor.
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Shh.
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I'm trying to listen
to what Feeny's saying.
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All right.
Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?
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I-I-I was too busy absorbing to listen.
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Very good.
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- Mr. Hunter?
- Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.
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Dear Lord, he's right.
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It's been my answer
for two years, Mr. Feeny.
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- Sooner or later, it had to pay off.
- (bell)
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Now, don't forget, for next week's
assignment you'll need to choose partners.
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- Shawn?
- Who else?
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Mr. Matthews, Mr. Hunter,
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spread the wealth, hm?
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But Mr. Feeny, you can't split us up.
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Oh, Cor, this is plain wrong.
He can't break us up like that.
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I mean, if I can't do this project with you,
my very best friend in the world,
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then I'm just not gonna.
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- Hey, Shawn, got a partner?
- Gotta go.
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How did I not see that coming?
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Cory.
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Trini.
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What am I gonna do? Topanga's my
best friend. She's always my partner.
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You know,
there are so few people who get me.
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- Really, now?
- Oh, yeah.
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I can call her at, like, three in the morning
and not say one single thing,
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yet somehow, she knows it's me.
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Go figure.
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Hey, listen, since I don't have a partner
and you don't have a partner...
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You're right.
We'd better both get looking.
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Cory.
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Do you want to work with me
on the project?
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Uh... Actually, I think I'm gonna go solo
on this one. You know, work twice as hard.
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'Cause I have the strength of ten men.
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- So funny.
- Am I?
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- And cute.
- No.
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But if you're set on working alone...
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Miss Martin still needs a partner.
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Anyone not paired up? Mr. Matthews?
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Taken.
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And don't worry.
Your girlfriend, Topo Gigio, won't mind.
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Actually, it's Topanga.
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Whatever.
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- What are you looking for?
- You're not gonna believe this.
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I go to pay for my lunch and Bertha says:
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"Don't worry, it's already taken care of."
This makes no sense.
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Cory. Over here.
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- All right, Corrance.
- What?
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- You still don't smell it, do you?
- (sniffs)
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The shawarma in a pocket?
They said it was fresh.
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- No, I'm talking about "the scent."
- Stop with the fingers.
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Cory, I saved you a seat.
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All right, look. I'm gonna go over there,
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but only to talk
about the history assignment.
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- Hey, Cor, remember...
- I know, just be myself.
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No. Be me.
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Jonathan, Eli.
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- I'm glad I caught you.
- It's lunchtime. Where else would we be?
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Anyway,
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this is my last day to get pledges
for the charity walkathon.
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- It's for the homeless, you know?
- George,
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you already put me down
for two bucks a mile.
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Oh, shame on you. Two dollars a mile.
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Good old Janitor Bud himself
pledged twice that much
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and he's a man of no fixed address.
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You gotta beat Bud, man.
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All right, fine. Put me down
for five bucks a mile and that's it.
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I knew I could count on you, Johnny.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Now, Mr. Williams,
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how much can we massage
out of your wallet, hm?
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- Well, I'm always up for a good cause.
- Oh, I like your thinking.
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(groans)
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Hey, hey, are you all right, George?
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Oh, no, it's nothing at all.
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It's just that when the weather gets damp,
my joints tend to swell.
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- Are you gonna be able to do this walk?
- Oh, I must.
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Especially after last year's fiasco.
I was a no-show.
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My knee swelled up like an eggplant.
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Why don't I just
write you a check for 50 bucks,
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that way you don't
have to hurt yourself, huh?
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50?
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No, no, no, no. It's for charity.
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Even if I just walk a block or two,
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the pain would be well worth
the few dollars I collect.
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- You know what, George?
- Mm?
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You're all right. Tell you what.
Put me down for 50 bucks a mile. Huh?
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So that way, if you don't even
get past the first mile, you still got my 50.
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Oh. Ooh. Not too tight.
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So then I started using a new moisturizer.
Here, feel.
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Yep. Moist.
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It somehow reminds me
of our history project.
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My skin reminds you
of the Great Depression?
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No. Not all of it. Just the last part
when the people got all happy again.
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So, our history project,
shall we start this weekend?
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Actually, this weekend's not good for me,
with my party and all.
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- Oh, you're having a party?
- Oh, you didn't know about it?
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Well, you should come. Bring Shawn.
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Well, I think at least one of us should
plow ahead with the project.
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On a Friday night?
Come on, Cory, just come.
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Please?
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OK, but do you think we'll be able
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to find some time to talk
about the Great Depression?
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- Wouldn't be a party if we didn't.
- Cory.
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Do you want to come with me
over to Topanga's after school?
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What? You think you're the only person
who cares about poor sick Topanga?
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I'll have you know that I love the girl.
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And she's all I think about.
I'm thinking about her now.
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And now.
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And now I'm going over there
to think about her.
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Yeah, I do some
of my best studying at parties.
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Shawn, really. This is all innocent.
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I'm gonna go to the party, have a good time
and nothing's gonna happen
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because I'm my own person
and I don't care what anybody else thinks.
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- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna run it by Topanga.
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- Hey, Hunter, take this.
- OK.
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Whoa!
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Good thing I'm hanging a picture, huh?
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Eric, I had to wrestle this away
from Shawn. He said you gave it to him.
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You can relax, Dad.
With the money I'm gonna be making you,
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you can afford to buy yourself
a whole new family.
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Well, that's a very
tempting offer right now.
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Who is that poor man with the swollen
head hanging over my fireplace?
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That man is gonna be paying
for my college intuition.
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Where do I begin?
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Mom, Dad, I got one word for you.
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- Baseball collectibles are hot.
- How much?
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Only 200 macaroons.
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For a signed photo
of Teddy "Beanbag" Bagwell?
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That man is a bum! No picture
of the Bag is gonna be worth $200.
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Obviously the guy didn't know
what he had in his store.
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When you walked in I bet he did.
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Dad, what the store guy
didn't know is that
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Baggie is only two hit by pitches away
from the all-time major league record.
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Two more bean balls,
we all go to college.
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Ok, so who holds the record now
for getting hit in the head?
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I'm thinking Eric.
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So anywho, I couldn't get
a partner for the project,
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so Mr. Feeny said that
he and I would do it together.
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but to never call him again.
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(Cory) Topanga,
your mom said to come right up.
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But she didn't say Trini was here.
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Yea.
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Now that Cory's here I am sure that
you two don't want me hanging around.
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- Well, actually, Trini...
- Oh, OK.
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I'll stay, but just for one more hour.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Nobody gets me.
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She's making a lot of progress.
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- So tell me how your day was.
- Oh.
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Very uneventful.
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Nothing happened?
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Well, in Feeny's class
I got partnered up with...
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- What's her name?
- Missy Robinson. I know. Trini told me.
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Yeah. Missy.
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Kind of a dumb name, huh, Topanga?
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But anyway, the girl's kind of a flake.
I mean, we have this huge history project
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and all she can talk about
is her dumb party tonight.
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Trini didn't say anything about a party.
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Well, not many people
tell Trini about parties.
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- So are you going?
- Oh, please.
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Without you?
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Huh?
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- Why don't you go? It sounds like fun.
- Really?
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Yeah, go.
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OK. OK.
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But I'll tell you what, on my way back I'll
pick you up some ice cream for your throat.
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- You don't have to do that.
- But I want to. Trust me.
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OK, well, as long as
it's made with organic rice milk.
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But if they don't have that, Chunky Monkey
Double Fudge with jimmies.
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- You got it.
- Don't be too late.
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If I'm not here by nine o'clock
then we must be at war.
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Huh?
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I'll be here. I'll be here.
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Hi, guys.
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- Are we early or something?
- No. You're right on time.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Is this a surprise party?
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In a way.
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Come on. What's going on?
Where is everybody?
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- This is everybody. Surprise!
- Surprise!
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That's right. It's just the four of us.
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- What are we gonna do?
- You take Missy, I'll take Libby.
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No, no. I have a girlfriend.
Her name is Topanga.
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I just love your shirt.
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Thanks. It rhymes with your skirt.
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Shawn, you didn't have
anything to do with this, did you?
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No, I dreamed it once,
but you weren't here.
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All right, look. Easy way out of this,
you and me, we stick together.
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Side by side. Two pillars of strength.
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(whispers)
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Oh, wow.
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A-a-a-ahh.
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Uhhh... Ah...
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Oh, just go!
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So, Cory,
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- I'm really glad you came.
- Thank you.
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You didn't say
anything about my dress.
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Oh. It's very pretty. My girlfriend,
Topanga, has one just like it, but longer.
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Let's sit down, Cory.
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Hi.
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Lunchroom lady,
lunchroom lady, lunchroom lady.
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- Cory, are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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Oh, look. Heads.
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They're my dad's.
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But don't worry,
he's never shot a boy I liked.
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You like me?
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00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:50,868
Do you see me talking
to any of the other guests?
236
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,032
Of course I like you,
237
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,338
what I know about you,
238
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,935
but I'd like to know a lot more.
239
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:03,511
I'm gonna stare deep into your eyes
until I discover it all.
240
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:08,817
Well, I was born in Jefferson Hospital.
241
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,085
They tell me it was drizzling that day.
242
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,559
I loved my blue blankie.
243
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,727
And then in the fourth grade, the first day
at gym, I found out the awful truth.
244
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,257
I had flat feet.
But Miss Spivey, the nurse, assured me
245
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,804
that I'd lead a healthy and normal life,
so that was cool.
246
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,169
- Cory.
- What?
247
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,674
Why don't we skip ahead to now?
248
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:33,647
Well, there's really not much going on now,
except you and me and the heads.
249
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:39,185
- Then let's make it interesting.
- (romantic music plays)
250
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,586
Come here, you.
251
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:49,051
But, I mean, you can't blame the entire
Great Depression on Herbert Hoover.
252
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,291
I wouldn't think of it.
253
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,630
But here's what I am thinking.
254
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,675
Missy Robinson,
255
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:04,473
you're trying to seduce me.
256
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,338
I wish I were doing better.
257
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:11,181
We're not even making out yet
and it's past nine o'clock.
258
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,243
Nine o'... Nine o'clock.
259
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,812
We're at war! I need a phone!
260
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,862
Look. I gotta talk to someone.
Do you have a cordless?
261
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,295
Sorry.
262
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,697
- That's a closet!
- Perfect.
263
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,596
Hi, Topanga. Yeah, it's me, Cory.
I just wanted to let you know
264
00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:34,039
I'm on my way to Chubbie's
to pick you up your Chunky Monkey. Yeah.
265
00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:37,909
Oh, the party,
there's a lot of no-shows, but...
266
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,742
Oh. Ohh!
267
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:43,306
Susannah, well, don't you cry for me
268
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:46,684
No, you know when a song
just pops into your head?
269
00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:50,247
Yeah, I-I'm fine.
All right, all right, bye.
270
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,919
You are not getting
out of here this easy.
271
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,895
Look, Missy, I don't think I can...
272
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,433
...do this.
273
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:06,668
I think you very well can do this.
274
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,568
No, no, no. Look, Missy,
I have a girlfriend. I should be with her.
275
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:16,948
But, I mean, you're a very nice person
and clearly attractive, but...
276
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,246
(horn)
277
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,015
- Get out of here now!
- ..a little oversensitive.
278
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,387
No! No, my father's here.
279
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:24,982
- Your father?
- Yes!
280
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,584
And I am not supposed to have boys over.
You've got to get out of here fast.
281
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:30,358
- And how fast would that be?
- Do you see those deer?
282
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:33,333
- Yeah.
- Faster.
283
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,769
(distorted voice) Get out!
284
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,311
Don't shoot, please.
285
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,314
Oh, good, it's you.
I want my best friend here when I die.
286
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,044
Relax. There isn't a basement
in this town I haven't escaped from.
287
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,642
- (door shuts)
- Well, then do it, quick.
288
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,914
Back stairs, through the garage,
over the fence, you'll land in some shrubs
289
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,219
and it's a 30-yard dash
to the highway. Go!
290
00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:01,894
I've got a hunch you've done this before.
291
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,800
(TV) Oh, wild pitch for the walk.
292
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:08,927
And coming up to the plate,
Teddy "Beanbag" Bagwell.
293
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,200
Hey, Mom, Dad, come on down,
it's bag time!
294
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:16,710
All right, let me get this straight.
Bagwell gets beaned two more times
295
00:16:16,777 --> 00:16:20,214
and then this worthless picture
becomes a priceless treasure?
296
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,681
You're proud of me, aren't you?
297
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,116
- Are they leading him to home plate?
- Oh, yeah.
298
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,815
In the last game, he got hit in the head
so many times his eyes were swollen shut.
299
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:31,222
- You guys hear that?
- What?
300
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,783
Ch-ching! Ch-ching!
301
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:36,558
(TV) As Bagwell
sets in the box let me remind you
302
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:40,863
that the southpaw, Darren Lee,
has been unbelievably wild tonight.
303
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,403
Daddy, it's too easy.
304
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,463
- (TV) Here's the pitch.
- (thump)
305
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,572
Ouch! Boy, oh, boy,
you sure hate to see that.
306
00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,579
Yes! Yes!
307
00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,774
Eric! He's been hit, he's on the ground.
308
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,248
- He's not even moving.
- Sit down!
309
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,979
Yeah, look, I'm sorry. You're right.
Too early to celebrate.
310
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,817
One more to the head then we all party.
311
00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:06,020
(TV) What's this? From his stretcher,
Bagwell's requesting a microphone.
312
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,086
I have never seen anything like this.
313
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:13,031
(Bagwell) Today, I consider myself...
314
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,228
...the stupidest man...
315
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,362
...on the face of the earth.
316
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,271
I quit baseball.
317
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,708
Oh, Baggy, Baggy, say it ain't so.
318
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:28,147
- 200 macaroons down the drain.
- No, no!
319
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,376
He'll be back.
320
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:34,513
Mark my words, that man plays baseball
again or my name isn't Eric Neil Matthews.
321
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:36,989
That's not your middle name.
322
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:52,404
- Wow. We made it here in ten minutes.
- Good thing we took the highway.
323
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,668
Listen, I gotta get the ice cream
and get to Topanga's.
324
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,973
Do you have any cash?
The tollbooth guy wiped me out.
325
00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:03,245
Yo, counterman, give me a quart of your
finest Chunky Monkey Double Fudge.
326
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:07,516
Why did I do it, Shawn?
Why did I kiss Missy Robinson?
327
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:12,959
Better question, why are you
telling everyone in Chubbie's?
328
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,493
What a wild imagination I have, huh?
329
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:22,229
Cory, the way I see it, Missy attacked you.
You're the victim here.
330
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,464
Yeah, you're right. I'm the victim.
331
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:28,031
She was a circling great white shark
and I was a little anchovy.
332
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,668
- You mean anch-oh-vy.
- Yeah. Anchovy.
333
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:34,044
Cory, settle down. You're home free.
334
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,482
You kissed another girl
and you're actually gonna get away with it.
335
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,144
Hello, Topanga.
336
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,155
Oh, that is so not even funny,
because if she...
337
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,454
Oh, Susannah, well, don't you cry for me
338
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,322
Everybody!
339
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:50,330
'Cause I come from Alabama
with my banjo on my knee
340
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:53,595
Topanga, we're just singing.
What are you doing here?
341
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,568
I had to get out of the house.
Besides, it was getting late.
342
00:18:56,637 --> 00:19:02,008
- I thought you might have forgot about me.
- Forgot? Does this look like I forgot?
343
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,510
Yeah, trusty old Cory.
344
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,377
I'd better go.
I told my mom I'd be right home.
345
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,814
Is it all right if I don't kiss you?
I'm still a little germy.
346
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,546
I'll call you tomorrow.
347
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,747
Like I said, home free.
348
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,050
Home nothing.
349
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:22,221
Topanga, wait!
350
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,364
What's the matter?
351
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,493
- Look, I can't lie to you.
- About what?
352
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,231
(sighs)
353
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,069
About tonight. I, uh...
354
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,078
I accidentally kissed Missy Robinson.
355
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:43,413
- How do you accidentally kiss someone?
- Well...
356
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,419
I mean, did she slip on a rug
and your lips broke her fall?
357
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,218
No. I didn't go there to kiss her,
it just happened.
358
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,124
- I feel terrible about it.
- Well, why did you do it?
359
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,560
- I wasn't thinking.
- And that's supposed to make it OK?
360
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,621
No. No.
361
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,126
Look.
362
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,728
All I know is I've never
felt worse than I do right now.
363
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:06,535
You should feel bad. I feel bad.
364
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,945
So now what do I do?
365
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,944
Hopefully not what I deserve.
366
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:21,653
So tell me, Cory,
how did she kiss you? Was it like this?
367
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:24,988
- Topanga, do we have to do this here?
- I need to know, Cory.
368
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,050
Or was it more like this?
369
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,595
No, it wasn't like that.
370
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,266
That's the first time anyone's
ever kissed me like that before.
371
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,672
And, Cory Matthews,
it's going to be the last time
372
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:45,076
if you ever do anything like that again.
373
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,423
- Hey, John, have you seen George yet?
- No, Why?
374
00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:00,620
I'm kinda worried about him.
He had that walkathon yesterday
375
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,026
and with his bad knee and all.
376
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,121
Bad knee? Who told you that?
377
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,063
Eli! Jonathan!
378
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,061
Ah, gentlemen,
379
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:14,074
there is nothing like
a good ten-mile walk
380
00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:16,076
to invigorate the body
and lift the soul.
381
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:17,907
- Ten miles?
- Good for you, George.
382
00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:19,071
I owe you 50 bucks.
383
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:22,048
Wait. Ten miles, as in ten more
than you what were supposed to do?
384
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,209
Well, I caught a good wind.
385
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:27,618
- So, that means you owe me...
- $500?
386
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,488
You took me, George.
387
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,618
I'm sure I have no idea
what you're talking about.
388
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:34,888
Uh-oh.
389
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,589
Oh, boy.
390
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,895
Better put a little ice
on this knee.
391
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,370
- So, John, can you buy me lunch?
- Sure.
392
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,463
All year?
393
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,272
Does it feel like knives in your throat
every time you swallow?
394
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,835
I don't know.
I haven't swallowed all day.
395
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:56,543
- Sounds like you've got what I had.
- I don't think I'll ever get off this couch.
396
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,814
Don't worry. I've sent something over
that'll have you on your feet in no time.
397
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:02,783
Hello, Corpuscle!
398
00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:05,382
I am here to help you get better.
399
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,723
All better.
400
00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:14,323
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