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That's why I buy Quality garbage bags.
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See, they got the drawstring
on 'em, they don't rip.
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- Yeah. - They cost a little
extra money, but it's worth it.
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A-rabs.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, where he learn how to speak
their language like that, man?
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Look at that scarf that
nigga's wearing, man.
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LLOYD: Yes.
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That's one of them desert scarves.
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Wa alaikum as-salaam, my brother.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Yes, I'm thinking what you're thinking!
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I think this nigga's a terrorist, man.
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Yep.
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LLOYD: Oh, I can't believe
it! Al-Qaeda in Compton?
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And where'd the nigga learn
how to speak their language?
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Think about it. When's
the last time you met
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a nigga from Compton knew
how to speak terrorist?
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He... speaking that terrorist.
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Blah blah-blah blah blah-blah-blah.
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I heard it!
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You consort with terrorists,
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that makes you a terrorist.
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Jesus H. Christ,
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radical Muslim terrorist.
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So what we gonna do? What we gonna do?
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You know, Lloyd,
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there's three type of people on the planet.
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The first type
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is the sheep.
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Sheep is weak.
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Sheep need to be led.
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Sheep believe that the police can save them
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all the way up until the moment
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they find out that it's too late.
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Oh... Yeah.
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And then there's the second type.
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The wolf.
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The wolf preys on the sheep.
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The wolf is evil.
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Evil wolf.
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This is deep.
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And then there's the third type.
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The sheepdog.
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The sheepdog, Lloyd.
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He ain't afraid of the wolf.
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The sheepdog
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protects the sheep from the wolf.
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The sheepdog don't run from evil.
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He runs right up on that shit
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and confronts it.
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Wow.
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Okay, okay. Now who are we?
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(laughs)
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We're the sheepdog!
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Sheepdog?
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I thought we gonna be the sheep.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm confused.
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We're the sheepdog.
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Okay? Okay, listen, nigga,
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I'm gonna do it for you
one more time, all right?
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It's the sheepdog... Sheepdog.
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...the wolf... Wolf.
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...and the sheep. And sheep.
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JASON: Man, Jesus, please tell me
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this ain't all God got
in store for me, man.
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Selling pallets for six bucks a pop?
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I can say that's some real loser shit, man.
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I should just get back with Dianne.
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I been telling you that, Jay.
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But that's something both you and her
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gonna have to get right with.
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Yeah, but it's just the
whole cop thing, man.
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She's so hard-core with
that shit, I be feeling
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like she gonna take me to jail one day.
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JESUS: Well, do you love her, though?
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JASON: Yeah, I love her more than this.
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I mean, no offense...
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- I'm just sayin'.
- Hey.
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Jesus,
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you know,
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I'm getting woozy.
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This thing is...
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JESUS: Trayvon.
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I had to carry my own cross.
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Do you know how heavy those things is, man?
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Across one shoulder.
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Come on, man, you'll be a'ight.
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(scoffs) This dude.
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But for real, though, man,
just go and get back with her.
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That's the right thing to do, Jay.
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Pops been telling me, man.
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It been right here, the
sign's been right in your face.
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(Jesus laughs)
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Amali, you gigantic playboy!
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Allahu Akbar.
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(chuckling)
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(speaking Arabic)
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Hamdullah.
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(speaking Arabic)
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(Lloyd singing to himself)
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Hey, Lloyd, Lloyd! Come
here, check, check...
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Come on, come on, check this
shit out, man. Check this out.
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"Seven Ways to Spot a Terrorist."
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Number one: suspicious activity.
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Check.
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Number two: illicit fund-raising.
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Check.
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Number three: acquiring supplies
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and any other activity deemed un-American.
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Check.
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You think all those
pallets they're collecting
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is part of the plot?
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Look, Lloyd, we don't
know what we don't know.
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I'm just saying,
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with all that wood they collected,
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they probably chopped it all
up, pushed it together and made
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some kind of gigantic wood bomb.
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And when that bomb blow up, boom!
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Shrapnel's everywhere.
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Death by splinters.
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We gotta call the authorities.
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Come on, I got it right here.
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Hey, nigga, hey, c...
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We ain't calling nobody, man.
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Vic, you might be a man of principle,
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but sometime, you gotta pick up
the phone and call white people.
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This is bigger than us.
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Lloyd,
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nothing is bigger than us.
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Okay?
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We have to continue to watch.
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We gotta remain vigilant.
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Keep collecting evidence.
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We...
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are the sheepdog.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello. It's Dianne.
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Dianne, this is Lloyd.
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Lloyd?
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Lloyd, Vic's friend!
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The bum?
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Yes.
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Dianne, listen.
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You gotta do something.
We running out of time!
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Wait, okay, just calm down.
What are you talking about?
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Jesus is a terrorist.
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Wait, who's a terrorist?
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Jesus is a terrorist.
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VIC: Lloyd!
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Hold on, Vic, in the bathroom!
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What... are you calling from the bathroom?
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I'm hiding from Vic
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because he doesn't want
me to call the police.
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And I'm also taking a shit.
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(passes gas, grunts)
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That's just disgusting, Lloyd!
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Look, this isn't funny, all right?
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No, wait. Wait a minute!
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Bye. Just...
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They gonna kill people with splinters!
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- Splinters!
- Lloyd!
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Perfect.
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Now, what the hell does this mean?
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You illiterate, convict?
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The sign says, "Emergency..."
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Nigga, I can read, but what does it mean?
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"Emergency powers in effect"?
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It means that I got credible Intel
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that there's a potential threat.
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And I'm gonna take
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all steps necessary
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to make sure that it don't happen.
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Just better not be using that as an excuse
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to run up in my crib without notice.
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You just remember... beware of sheepdogs.
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(bleep) does that even mean?
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Just what it mean, convict.
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Beware of sheepdog.
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- (bleep) weirdo.
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm changing all the fire
alarms in every unit today.
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I'm-a be up in yours
sometime this morning.
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City regulations.
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Yo, whatever, just better keep
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Lloyd's stinking ass out
of my place, I know that.
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Mmm.
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VIC: See what I mean, Lloyd?
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Informed the nigga of his rights,
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plus got permission from
him to enter the unit.
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JESUS: Come on, man, a few
splinters ain't never killed nobody.
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It ain't but five pallets, man, and we on.
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For five hours?
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Split five ways?
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This is stupid, man.
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We're not making no money,
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we not making the world a better place.
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We wasting our time.
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Hey, he right, though, Jee.
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I don't know if this
hustle gonna cut it, man.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
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Back up, back up, back up.
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(snickers)
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Oh, my God. (laughing)
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Man, we got to pray to God
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and thank him for his
wonderful generosity, man. Yes!
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Hey, man, we can pray later, but right now,
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let's get these pallets and
get the (bleep) out of here.
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H-H-H-Hey! Stop, stop, stop!
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Put that down.
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Look, Frank, man, we don't
want no problems, man.
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We just seen the pallets
out here empty, man.
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You know y'all finna throw 'em out, man.
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Let us have 'em; we'll
get rid of 'em, no charge.
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No, you think you're the only ones
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who have been trying to
do this pallet hustle?
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No, and (bleep) off.
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We're not throwing them away.
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Hey, man, you can let
us have these pallets,
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you Nigerian Michelin Man.
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And you the same color as your uniform!
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I don't want to see you here again!
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Put it down!
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Really gonna act like that, Frank?
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Go somewhere!
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So now y'all see what I'm saying?
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We just go snatch them
pallets, throw 'em in a car
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and smash the (bleep) out.
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That's stealing, Fish.
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Come on, man, you know the script.
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What Pops say, man?
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"Thou shall not steal." "Shall not steal."
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I know, man, but this is not stealing.
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It's just pieces of wood. Nah, man.
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We can't do it, man.
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It ain't poppin'.
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No more janky shit, brah.
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You know I love you, though, right?
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Jesus say he love us, right?
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And I know we love him, too, man,
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but I'm trying to get this money.
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Let's go snatch them pallets.
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That's what I'm saying, man.
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We split that three ways.
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That's, what, $80 apiece.
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And that's good money for
some trash-ass pallets.
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Yeah, the only thing is they
got cameras in the front,
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cameras in the back,...
there's cameras everywhere.
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We can wear a mask.
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Yeah, but if we wear a mask,
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the police gonna see us coming.
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(snaps) Burkas.
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How about we wear burkas?
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Wh-What's a burka?
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It's them joints the Muslim women wear
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that cover them from head to toe.
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We just three innocent Muslim women.
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Hey, man, I ain't wearing no (bleep) dress.
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Nigga, your Lord and Savior wears a dress.
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And he ain't got no bitches, do he?
266
00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:49,044
Niggas, y'all with it or what?
267
00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,296
I'm with it.
268
00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:52,464
Look, man, I'm with it, man,
269
00:09:52,465 --> 00:09:54,632
but I'm not wearing no (bleep) dress.
270
00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:21,590
"Ways to spot a terrorist.
271
00:10:21,591 --> 00:10:24,509
"Number four: test security.
272
00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:28,013
Number five: rehearsal."
273
00:10:28,014 --> 00:10:29,981
I seen that myself.
274
00:10:29,982 --> 00:10:31,983
They was casing that grocery store.
275
00:10:31,984 --> 00:10:33,235
That's probably the plan.
276
00:10:33,236 --> 00:10:35,103
Blow up the grocery store
277
00:10:35,104 --> 00:10:37,272
so people would be afraid to buy groceries.
278
00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:38,273
But that's crazy.
279
00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:39,274
That's absolutely insane.
280
00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:40,609
And I know crazy.
281
00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:41,777
Bam.
282
00:10:41,778 --> 00:10:44,279
This could cripple the economy, man.
283
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,499
And they say that "once they've
already surveilled a target,
284
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,335
terrorist activity is imminent."
285
00:10:50,336 --> 00:10:51,670
There you go again.
286
00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:53,338
Down that rabbit hole.
287
00:10:53,339 --> 00:10:54,756
We in too deep, Vic.
288
00:10:54,757 --> 00:10:56,708
Hey, listen, man, we ain't in too deep.
289
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:59,461
We are the sheepdog, Lloyd.
290
00:10:59,462 --> 00:11:00,962
We got to handle this shit.
291
00:11:00,963 --> 00:11:03,298
But, Vic, we're not cops.
292
00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:05,300
We have no authority to stop them.
293
00:11:05,301 --> 00:11:08,637
(scoffs) Lloyd, you forgetting
that I used to be in the Navy.
294
00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:10,806
But, Vic, we not on a boat!
295
00:11:10,807 --> 00:11:13,442
I swore an oath to protect this nation
296
00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:16,478
against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
297
00:11:16,479 --> 00:11:18,480
(knocking on door)
298
00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:20,649
And on land, too.
299
00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,517
Who the (bleep) is that?!
300
00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,656
Spike, the demolition man!
301
00:11:27,657 --> 00:11:28,657
Yeah, baby!
302
00:11:28,658 --> 00:11:29,658
Ah! Good to see you.
303
00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:31,525
(Spike laughs)
304
00:11:32,328 --> 00:11:33,712
(grunts) Yeah.
305
00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:35,797
Got something for you, gonna hook you up.
306
00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,499
That's what's up.
307
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,301
Came to the right man, baby.
308
00:11:39,302 --> 00:11:41,670
Vic, I got to go.
309
00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,221
Ugh.
310
00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:44,955
Lord, have mercy.
311
00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:49,344
SPIKE: Who was that?
312
00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:51,062
Uh, just a local bum, man.
313
00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:52,681
You know, he comes
around and picks up cans.
314
00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:54,816
- Excuse the funk.
- Damn, he stinks.
315
00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:55,934
VIC: What you got for me, brah?
316
00:11:55,935 --> 00:11:57,776
SPIKE: Let me show you what I got for you.
317
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,074
This right here...
318
00:12:03,075 --> 00:12:04,743
military-issue Mace.
319
00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:07,078
Accurate within 15 feet.
320
00:12:07,079 --> 00:12:08,079
(imitates spray)
321
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,364
One spray of that (bleep). Aah!
322
00:12:09,365 --> 00:12:12,284
Burn the (bleep) out of Al-Qaeda's eyes.
323
00:12:12,285 --> 00:12:14,818
Brought you four cans, baby.
324
00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:19,174
C-90 stun gun.
325
00:12:19,175 --> 00:12:21,126
Baddest gun in the game, baby.
326
00:12:21,127 --> 00:12:22,594
Easy to use,
327
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:24,462
easy to charge with a cigarette lighter.
328
00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:26,515
You can fend off multiple attackers
329
00:12:26,516 --> 00:12:27,883
with this thing right here.
330
00:12:27,884 --> 00:12:29,384
When them ISIS fools run up on you...
331
00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:30,769
(imitates stun gun)
332
00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:33,221
Night-night, ISIS, night-night.
333
00:12:33,222 --> 00:12:35,422
(laughs)
334
00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:38,393
These right here
335
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,445
are tear gas grenades.
336
00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:45,283
This is the same shit they
used on them niggas in Ferguson.
337
00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:48,153
You saw how them niggas' eyes
was popping out their head,
338
00:12:48,154 --> 00:12:49,454
burning like this...
339
00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:50,822
and just sliming at the mouth.
340
00:12:50,823 --> 00:12:52,407
Real deal.
341
00:12:52,408 --> 00:12:54,409
Mm-hmm, and what I did,
342
00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:57,662
I'm throwing in an emergency flare gun.
343
00:12:57,663 --> 00:13:01,082
(imitates flare being fired)
344
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,584
Point it right at 'em...
(shouts indistinctly)
345
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:03,835
Gone.
346
00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:05,303
That's gonna do nicely.
347
00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:08,306
And on top of that, check this out.
348
00:13:08,307 --> 00:13:12,594
I'm throwing in two SEAL-grade
tactical bulletproof vests.
349
00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:13,845
Check it out.
350
00:13:13,846 --> 00:13:15,012
Put it on, homie.
351
00:13:16,232 --> 00:13:18,233
(laughs excitedly)
352
00:13:18,234 --> 00:13:19,517
You look good in that thing, boy.
353
00:13:19,518 --> 00:13:20,819
Look like you back in the day.
354
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,404
Check it out, boy.
355
00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:23,488
(chuckles)
356
00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:24,606
I got something for you.
357
00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:26,608
Put this hat on with it, playboy.
358
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,610
Boy, you look like an ebony model, boy.
359
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,579
You gonna be a'ight. Oh, man.
360
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:31,913
Come on, baby.
361
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,365
(laughs)
362
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:35,700
I didn't know who else to call.
363
00:13:35,701 --> 00:13:37,202
Are you sure you weren't followed?
364
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:39,588
(scoffs) I'm off duty tonight, Lloyd.
365
00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:40,839
Look, I don't like Jesus, either,
366
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,340
but I doubt he's a terrorist.
367
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:43,708
I don't know what to do.
368
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:44,676
I need a drink.
369
00:13:44,677 --> 00:13:46,511
(sighs)
370
00:13:46,512 --> 00:13:47,963
Lloyd, what are you do...? Put that away.
371
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:49,714
What are...? Oh, my...
372
00:13:49,715 --> 00:13:52,634
I've told Vic ten times
to call Homeland Security.
373
00:13:52,635 --> 00:13:55,270
Well, do not do that.
374
00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:56,187
He's crazy!
375
00:13:56,188 --> 00:13:59,190
Talking about sheepdogs
376
00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:01,643
and wolf dogs and coyotes.
377
00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:04,479
Just relax and-and tell Vic to relax.
378
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,531
If you want, you know, I...
379
00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:08,366
I could talk to Jason about it.
380
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,485
Yeah? Promise?
381
00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:11,653
(chuckles) I promise.
382
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:12,787
Don't tell Vic.
383
00:14:12,788 --> 00:14:14,322
I won't tell Vic.
384
00:14:14,323 --> 00:14:16,207
So, um, have you
385
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,209
seen him around lately... Jason?
386
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,494
I see him every day!
387
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:21,296
He live in that truck with Jesus.
388
00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:23,248
Bald-headed freak...
I don't understand it.
389
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:24,382
Yeah, me neither.
390
00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:25,800
Poor thing.
391
00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:28,887
That damn Jesus Christ
ruined a lot of lives.
392
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:31,006
You know, I've tried to move on, Lloyd.
393
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:33,341
But all I keep meeting are assholes.
394
00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:35,176
Let me give you some
advice about relationships.
395
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,227
(sighs)
396
00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,178
Drink.
397
00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:38,647
Oh, it's my day off,
398
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,899
and I'm sitting here drinking with a bum.
399
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,651
It's officially loser status, huh?
400
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:43,902
- To losers.
- To losers.
401
00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:45,570
(laughs) Come on, baby, kill it!
402
00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:46,771
(laughs, grunts)
403
00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:48,823
Kill it. Kill it, babe.
404
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,325
- Mm-hmm.
- Kill that!
405
00:14:50,326 --> 00:14:51,359
- There you go.
- (grunts)
406
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,244
(grunting)
407
00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:55,580
(whoops, laughs)
408
00:14:55,581 --> 00:14:57,248
Ooh!
409
00:14:57,249 --> 00:14:59,584
Yeah... I'm not feeling good.
410
00:14:59,585 --> 00:15:01,336
- Why not?
- Like I have to...
411
00:15:01,337 --> 00:15:02,504
You all right?
412
00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:03,621
(coughing) Babe! Babe!
413
00:15:03,622 --> 00:15:05,205
Sugar dumpling!
414
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,843
(retching)
415
00:15:08,844 --> 00:15:10,428
Let it all out. Let it all out.
416
00:15:10,429 --> 00:15:11,629
Yeah, there you go.
417
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:14,466
I got you.
418
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:16,801
- (distant coughing)
- LLOYD: Yeah, there you go.
419
00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:19,270
(Dianne continues coughing)
420
00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,639
DIANNE: Oh, my God!
421
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,558
That's the most disgusting
thing I've ever had!
422
00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:25,276
Mmm! Mmm! There you go.
423
00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:26,728
Oh, Lloyd.
424
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:28,313
(coughing)
425
00:15:28,314 --> 00:15:30,231
LLOYD: You good. Yeah,
it gonna make you gag.
426
00:15:30,232 --> 00:15:32,617
- DIANNE: Ooh, Lloyd. Ooh.
- LLOYD: Mm-hmm.
427
00:15:32,618 --> 00:15:35,370
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- (coughing)
428
00:15:35,371 --> 00:15:39,407
(Dianne retching)
429
00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:40,959
- Oh, boy. Mmm. Mmm.
- Oh, God.
430
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,460
- Yeah.
- (mumbling)
431
00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:44,796
LLOYD: Mmm! Mmm!
432
00:15:44,797 --> 00:15:47,999
(Dianne groans, Lloyd grunts)
433
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,051
We come from around the pallet side.
434
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:52,587
Then, got the alley... Wait, wait, wait.
435
00:15:52,588 --> 00:15:54,756
- Who the... who the X? You the X?
- I'm the X.
436
00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:56,474
- FISH: I'm the X.
- JASON: All right.
437
00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:58,059
FISH: Don't know why
your pallet's square, man.
438
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,561
Pallet's not square.
439
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:00,979
(overlapping chatter)
440
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:03,014
Hey, hey, Jay, look, I got
some bad news for you, man.
441
00:16:03,015 --> 00:16:04,682
Yeah, what's up?
442
00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:07,018
I just saw Dianne blowing
Lloyd on the sidewalk
443
00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:08,770
by the liquor store.
444
00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:10,855
Man, stop playing. We're trying to get
445
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:11,940
this plan together.
446
00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:13,408
- What?
- Hey, man,
447
00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:14,492
it's no joke. I'm for real.
448
00:16:14,493 --> 00:16:15,577
She was excited.
449
00:16:15,578 --> 00:16:17,612
Doing the whole two-hand thing.
450
00:16:17,613 --> 00:16:19,330
You know... Oh, oh.
451
00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:21,082
- Oh, oh.
- Oh.
452
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,367
Man, she was amazing.
453
00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:24,452
She was giving Lloyd fellatio
454
00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,538
in public with no shame.
455
00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:29,290
Hold on, hold on. Dianne and Lloyd?
456
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,625
You sure it was Dianne?
457
00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:32,343
I hate to show this to you,
458
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:33,795
but bam, right there.
459
00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:36,681
That's Dianne, that's Lloyd,
460
00:16:36,682 --> 00:16:39,634
and that's the alley by the liquor store.
461
00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:41,519
She ain't even need no knee pad.
462
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,471
Hey, um, Jay...
463
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:45,473
BOONIE: I-I was thinking
about it the whole time, man.
464
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:46,891
It's got to be blackmail.
465
00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:48,443
Lloyd got some dirt on her,
466
00:16:48,444 --> 00:16:50,445
now she got to be his sex slave.
467
00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:53,648
No, man, God cannot hate me this much.
468
00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:55,316
Hey, man, I know that's your girl, man.
469
00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:56,534
I'm sorry that happened, man.
470
00:16:56,535 --> 00:16:57,902
That's why I date Shalinka, man.
471
00:16:57,903 --> 00:16:59,537
I ain't got to worry
472
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:02,823
about nobody letting her
suck their (bleep) but me.
473
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,461
But anyway, I got the burkas out here, man.
474
00:17:06,462 --> 00:17:08,612
Y'all want to come check 'em out?
475
00:17:10,382 --> 00:17:12,750
BOONIE: Hey, man, what do I look like?
476
00:17:12,751 --> 00:17:15,503
Like the fat black ghost from Pac-Man.
477
00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:16,838
BOONIE: Hey, man.
478
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,389
FISH: Come on, y'all, let's go.
479
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:21,375
Oh, shit!
480
00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:24,095
Pick up the phone, Lloyd.
481
00:17:24,096 --> 00:17:26,681
Come on, pick up the
phone, you bum-ass nigga.
482
00:17:26,682 --> 00:17:28,099
- LLOYD: Hey, Vic.
- Lloyd. Lloyd, look,
483
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,901
look, it's going down right now.
484
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,436
They on the move, man.
485
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,104
Look, man, they out there right now,
486
00:17:33,105 --> 00:17:35,907
and they're dressed up like bitches, man.
487
00:17:35,908 --> 00:17:38,193
They got dresses on, Lloyd.
488
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:41,112
This is number six... impersonation!
489
00:17:41,113 --> 00:17:43,781
And they're about to go to
number seven, I can tell!
490
00:17:43,782 --> 00:17:45,116
Number seven?!
491
00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:47,234
Yes, Lloyd, number seven... deployment!
492
00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:04,334
(crickets chirping)
493
00:18:12,811 --> 00:18:14,479
Hey, let's go.
494
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,864
All right, we got 90 seconds to do this.
495
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,198
Let's go.
496
00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:19,701
All right, a little more, little more.
497
00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,569
Little more, little more.
498
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:22,987
Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
499
00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:24,771
No bullshit, Boonie.
500
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,691
Get your ass up, man. Come on.
501
00:18:28,577 --> 00:18:31,212
Come on, come on, hurry up!
502
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,414
In the name
503
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:35,750
of the United States government,
504
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,552
freeze, (bleep)!
505
00:18:37,553 --> 00:18:38,720
Is that Vic?
506
00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:40,255
Man, that nigga's shooting at us.
507
00:18:40,256 --> 00:18:42,640
United States Navy!
508
00:18:42,641 --> 00:18:44,259
Aah!
509
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:47,210
- Get back in there!
- Let's move, y'all! Let's go!
510
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,766
Hey, be cool, be cool.
511
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:55,218
Act like there's money on your debit card.
512
00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:59,941
- VIC: Where you niggas at?
- Whoa! Hey! Get up out of here!
513
00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:02,577
VIC: Stop! And then freeze!
514
00:19:02,578 --> 00:19:03,778
I'm coming, man.
515
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:05,613
- I'm coming.
- (screaming)
516
00:19:05,614 --> 00:19:07,665
- I'm gonna kill my mama, man.
- Watch out, Jay. Watch out, man.
517
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:09,033
- Eat that, bitch! Eat it!
- Get down! Get down! Get down!
518
00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:10,034
What's wrong with you, bitch?
519
00:19:10,035 --> 00:19:11,920
Crazy (bleep). Come on!
520
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,005
- Boonie, watch your back!
- How dare you betray your country!
521
00:19:14,006 --> 00:19:16,758
- WOMAN (over P.A.): Security to produce.
- Vic, have you lost your mind?!
522
00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:18,626
White people in this
store. White lives matter!
523
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:21,346
- What are you...?
- (yelling)
524
00:19:21,347 --> 00:19:23,298
(groaning)
525
00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:25,300
- Damn cheap-ass bitch.
- Yeah, that's right.
526
00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:26,884
- Cheap ass.
- Oh, man.
527
00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:28,603
What you want, patent leather face?
528
00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:29,854
- (grunting)
- Let's get it on! Yeah!
529
00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:31,685
It's the one thing.
530
00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:35,032
You can't hit my face! Jesus!
531
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:38,835
What the (bleep). Time out! man?!
532
00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:40,954
- That's Jesus, man.
- I was on that high-ass cross for this?!
533
00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:42,105
Let's get out of here, Jay. Come on.
534
00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:43,489
Stop this foolishness!
535
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:45,325
Pardon me for my cussing, but, look, man,
536
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:46,576
you're (bleep) up right now!
537
00:19:46,577 --> 00:19:48,077
(siren blaring)
538
00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:49,444
They got to be here.
539
00:19:49,445 --> 00:19:50,928
Stay here, Lloyd.
540
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,733
(grunting)
541
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,285
Stop resisting!
542
00:19:57,286 --> 00:19:58,653
Stop resisting arrest!
543
00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:01,154
- Dianne?
- Jason?!
544
00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:05,577
- (sighs)
- Hey, baby.
545
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:07,579
Oh.
546
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,914
(siren blaring, Dianne laughing)
547
00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:11,750
You guys are so lucky the manager's
548
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,585
not pressing any charges.
549
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,503
Vic, if you thought
something was going down,
550
00:20:15,504 --> 00:20:16,838
why didn't you call the police?
551
00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:19,507
I think somebody did
try to call the police.
552
00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:22,638
And what's gonna happen to
the con man and his crew?
553
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:23,649
DIANNE: What's gonna happen?
554
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,930
- Nothing.
- They're terrorists.
555
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,432
- They're losers, Vic.
- But...
556
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:28,683
They were just stealing pallets.
557
00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:29,901
- It's over.
- But...
558
00:20:29,902 --> 00:20:31,353
Vic, look, you're the dumb one here.
559
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:33,271
Okay? You could have gone to jail tonight.
560
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,772
Just go home, relax.
561
00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:37,609
(chuckles)
562
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,912
So, I heard, uh, you're a terrorist.
563
00:20:40,913 --> 00:20:43,281
I heard you gave Lloyd
head in the parking lot.
564
00:20:43,282 --> 00:20:45,083
What?! No, I didn't!
565
00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:46,584
Come on, baby girl, don't lie.
566
00:20:46,585 --> 00:20:50,038
- I got it all on video.
- Oh, okay.
567
00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:52,674
- I know what that looks like.
- Why you call the cops, Lloyd?
568
00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:55,460
I was frightened. I was
scared for my country.
569
00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:56,961
I was scared for you, Vic.
570
00:20:56,962 --> 00:20:59,431
Guess everybody can't be sheepdogs.
571
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,716
(chuckles) I heard that.
572
00:21:01,717 --> 00:21:04,769
(Dianne coughing and retching on video)
573
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,554
As-salaam alaikum, Vic.
574
00:21:06,555 --> 00:21:08,723
Get your hands out of my face, man.
575
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,975
Beware of the sheepdog, (bleep).
576
00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:13,361
Fish, your rent is due on Tuesday.
577
00:21:13,362 --> 00:21:15,631
What happened today don't change nothing.
578
00:21:15,632 --> 00:21:20,485
Hey Vic, you look like a crackhead
baked potato that got burnt.
579
00:21:20,486 --> 00:21:21,653
(laughter)
580
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:23,820
- You done.
- You bad.
581
00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:31,923
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