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You need to find another
place to be a bum at, homey!
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This is my complex! I run this!
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Chill out Vic, man.
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Wash your feet.
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What?
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You look like one of them
niggas from Australia.
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Nigga, you smoke all the weed.
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But what happened to us getting up
off our ass and growing our own bud,
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though... the community garden?
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Nigga, this is Southwest Compton,
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I ain't trying to be no Goddamn farmer.
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Man, we're going to East L.A.
to pick up a brick.
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And check it out my mom's paying.
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Jesus, my clientele come
to me for the best weed.
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And I hear these guys got the best weed.
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Surprise. Get you bitch ass out the car!
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Hurry up!
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Do you gentlemen consent to a quick search?
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Yes, sir!
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Looks like 2G's.
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Pleasure doing business with you bitches.
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Yeah, but what about my mom money?
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Although we ain't got
your mom's money, what
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we do have is the love of
God and out integrity.
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Act right, 'cause the sooner we get
to work, the sooner we're gonna be...
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Smokin', drinkin', and chillin'
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[Goat bleats]
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[Crash, glass breaks]
Oh, shit!
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[Goat bleats]
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Hey!
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What the hell you doing in here?!
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[Goat bleats]
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Shoo, shoo! Shoo!
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Get out of here!
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Get... out!
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[Chicken clucking]
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What the hell is all this?
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Vic, you seen my goat?
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Your goat?
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Well, he was just up in my apartment,
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kicking everything over, spreading
hoof and mouth disease
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all over the place.
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My bad, Vic. That little
dude frolics hard, man.
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I'm gonna keep a better
eye on him next time.
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Don't you think maybe
you're taking this whole
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Jesus thing a little bit too far?
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Look, you got goats, chickens
running all over the place.
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This is Compton, nigga.
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This ain't Jamaica.
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I think you ought to pack
this whole little fake
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nativity scene you got over here
that you stole from the mall or
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wherever you got it from and
find you one of them empty lots
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and go set up over there.
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Aw, come on, Vic, man.
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It's all right, man.
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You're lucky I ain't a snitch,
man, 'cause I'd have been had
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the cops come and hauled your ass off.
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Matter of fact, next time I
catch you at my complex...
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It's gonna be punch-in-the-face time.
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Vic, you would really punch me in my face?
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Hell, yeah, I'm really gonna
punch you in your face!
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Even though I love you with all my heart?
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I'm gonna punch you in your
face with all my heart.
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This is fake, man.
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You ain't no prophet.
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You're a con man.
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You don't love those guys.
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You're living off 'em. You are a parasite.
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Hey, Vic, why you always
look constipated, man?
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Yeah, yeah. You got
something to do with this?
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You got a lot of shit on your mind.
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Two words, convict... "lease violation."
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You're on notice, Nigga.
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Hey, Vic, you do need more
fiber in your diet, brah.
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Your intestines look like
some top ramen noodles that
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you cooked and they got hard again...
in a [bleep] up bowl.
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That's it!
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Pops was speakin' through
Vic when he kicked us
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out the courtyard.
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Yeah, man! God's gonna shows us
the perfect place to go, brah.
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No, no. I found the perfect
place on Google Maps.
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Who made Google, Tray?
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Sergey Brin and Larry Page.
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Bitch! You wish!
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But who made them, Tray?
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He messin' with you, man.
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No, their parents made them.
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God made them, Tray!
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I mean you feel me?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, it's like he gave
us the vision, dawg.
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We're gonna find the perfect spot, man.
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I can see it right now, man.
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All kinds of vegetables.
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We're gonna have like lettuce,
cucumbers, Spanish onions...
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Asparagus.
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...Asparagus.
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[tires screech]
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What about the mother [bleep] weed, man?
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You ain't sayin' shit about the weed!
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Damn!
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Man! Of course we're gonna
grow the weed, man,
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But we got to get the vegetables
on deck to camouflage the weed!
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Well, you got to say that, man!
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Well, I'm telling you right now, man!
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Maggie got a plan on it.
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She gonna hook the shit up.
Hey, Maggs!
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Maggie: Yo, hold up! I'm dealing
with this Facebook bitch.
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Come on, Maggie!
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Why is this bitch trippin'
because I wrote on her picture
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that she looks drunk? It's a party pic.
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Tell me the bitch don't look drunk.
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I mean, yeah, she look drunk, man,
but that's beside the point, man.
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The girl got alcoholism in her family.
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You ain't got to talk about her like that.
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So? I wrote "lol," Jesus.
Man, it was a joke.
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Look. Now she's writing on
all my picks, talking about
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I'm a bitch, my face look stank, I
got a washing-machine shape, and
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now these bitches are liking
all her comments, man!
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Yo, you're omniscient.
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Tell me her deepest, darkest secret
so I can blast that on Facebook.
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- Maggie...
- What?
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I ain't gonna be able to do it.
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Man! Boonie, you're good with insults.
Give me something for this bitch.
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Let me see, girlie. Shit, boy, this
bitch fine as a mother [bleep]
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What?!
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She got pregnant, she can keep it for real.
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That's them half-breed babies. Damn!
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Yeah, she's adorable.
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Give me that. What? Now this bitch says
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she gonna slap me when she see me next?!
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Bitch, you ain't ever seein' me, bitch!
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- You better let her know.
- Come at me, bitch!
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- Yeah!
- Here's my location finder...
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Both: Bitch!
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- You know what I'm sayin, bitch!
- You go, Maggs.
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- Don't do that, Maggie.
- I'm gonna post it.
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Man, why you pump her up?
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Post it.
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Post that shit, bitch! [laughs]
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Bitches be too scared to
come to Compton anyway.
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Yeah. You know.
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This is it!
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Oh, snap! Look, y'all! Whoo!
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This is the spot, man!
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It's the one Pops told me about!
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It's beautiful, ain't it?
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Hey, man, I buried my pit bull
Biscuits up in there, man.
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I know!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Isn't it trespassing?
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Hey, Jesus, hey, Tray's right, man.
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[laughs]
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I don't know about this 'hood, Jesus.
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There's a lot of Mexicans around here.
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Aw, man, stop your frettin', brah!
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This is the spot, man!
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Can't you feel it? I can!
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Yo, this is a lot bigger
that what we budgeted for.
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We're gonna need a lot more fertilizer.
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Wait, wait, wait. When did we get a budget?
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Well, we don't have one now,
but, you know, our plan
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is to talk to a few investors.
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What investors? What you
talkin' 'bout, Jesus?
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So, now, you know, I'm gonna
be straight with you, 'cause
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you know I'm a Christian woman
and you are now and always
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will by my Lord and savior and I
will love you until the day I die.
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However, what I know about you
is that you will [bleep] off some
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money in a heartbeat, and Ms.
Tudi cares very, very, much
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about her paper.
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We respect that, Ms. Tudi.
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Mm-hmm. Farming business.
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What the hell I know about farming, huh?
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I know how to go to the store and buy food.
Now, that's what I know.
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Which one of y'all niggas
know about farming?
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You, Fish? Is that what they
teachin' you niggas in jail now?
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'Cause I know my idiot son don't
know nothin' about farming.
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The only this he know
how to grow is fatter.
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[laughter]
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And, Maggie.
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Uh, what?
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Child, I love you, but you're
a hot mess. And quit writing
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that bullshit on Facebook.
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We can all see that. And Nigga,
who are you? Huh? Always smilin'.
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That's me.
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Stop!
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$600 for fertilizer? Really?
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I mean, you got to look at it like this..
this is a major
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come-up, Ms. Tudi. You 'bout
to get pounds of weed...
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I mean, elbows, girl.
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And on top of that, you're doing
something good for the community.
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Jesus, I don't give a shit
about the community here,
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though I do need product.
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All right, Maggie. Handle the money.
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That's what's up, Ms. Tudi.
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I'm a handle the product...
all the product. And when
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I get my money back, then
I'll share the profits.
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And I got you on the muscle, Ms. Tudi.
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Word.
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Hey, what you want me to do, Ma?
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Nothin'.
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Bad luck, just like his father. I
wouldn't trust him to stack shit.
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Lloyd!
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Lloyd!
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Lloyd!
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Vic, is that you?
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Yes, it is Lloyd. How are
you today, good sir?
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What the hell you care, and
why you talkin' so sadity?
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Actually, I don't care, Lloyd.
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The manner in which I'm speaking
to you right now is the
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way that professional men conduct business.
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I got a job for you, unless
you're, uh, too busy sleeping in
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the middle of the sidewalk
in the middle of the day.
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Oh. You mean, like, uh, work?
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Yeah, I mean, like, work...
like private-eye work.
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One of your compatriots...
tall dude, got a perm,
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wears a dusty robe, hangs out with Fish.
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Oh, yeah. You're talking
about Jesus Christ.
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He ain't Jesus Christ, okay?
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He's just some crazy dude
who thinks he's Jesus.
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Oh, no, no, no. He is Jesus Christ.
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He's... he's the son of God,
kind of kings... of the most
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high, God's only begotten
son, sent down here to save
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our mortal souls from eternal damnation.
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But you know what? That nigga
ain't doing shit for me.
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He ain't bought me no car. He
ain't paid my rent. He's stingy.
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Whatever. I think he's a danger
to the community, and I want
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you to keep an eye on
him, follow him around,
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keep me posted on what's happening.
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How much?
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$10
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[laughs]
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I sincerely apologize, but I have to
turn down that bullshit-ass offer.
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Nigga, you eat out of people's garbage!
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Yes, but now I'm employed
as a professional lineman.
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Lineman?
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Yes. I wait in line for stuff.
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Then I sell place in line to people
who don't want to wait in line.
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And they pay you for that?
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Yes... lazy white boys,
Japanese kids.
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I got a [imitates buzzing] iPad last week.
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One time I got $500.
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Are you serious?
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That right. So, I apologize. I
have to turn down you little $10.
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Okay, $20.
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$50.
247
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$25.
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Deal. I need some more minutes
on my phone so I can report
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back to you. And two big
ass beers a day, per Diem.
250
00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:56,508
Okay. You ain't gonna try to
play me and take my money and
251
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end up under the bridge
drunk somewhere, are you?
252
00:09:59,054 --> 00:10:02,108
Oh, Vic. I might be a man who
takes a dump in a semi-public
253
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place every now and then,
but I'm a man of my word.
254
00:10:05,143 --> 00:10:08,811
I see Jesus all the time. I'm gonna
report back to you, I promise.
255
00:10:08,812 --> 00:10:09,793
Deal?
256
00:10:10,499 --> 00:10:12,679
Go take a shower, man.
257
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,501
You want me clean, that's gonna be extra.
258
00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:16,805
This little light of mine
259
00:10:16,806 --> 00:10:19,156
We gonna grow some pine
260
00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,095
Yes! Yes!
261
00:10:21,096 --> 00:10:23,032
Belief, belief, belief.
262
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,913
That's all I say all the time, man.
263
00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:27,500
[bleep] With your boy, open up
your heart, and let me in, man.
264
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,178
Trust in your boy.
265
00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:29,845
It's gonna be all gravy, man.
266
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,246
This is gonna by wonderful, man.
267
00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:33,237
You get money [bleep] with me.
268
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,774
You get money [bleep] with me.
269
00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:35,447
You feel me?
270
00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:37,355
Hey, you ever heard of Steve Jobs?
271
00:10:37,356 --> 00:10:38,731
You ever heard of Steve Jobs?
272
00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:39,754
Co-founder of Apple.
273
00:10:39,755 --> 00:10:43,689
Look. Come here. Come here.
Fish, That's why I [bleep] with
274
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him, but, of course, you don't
know because he's on a higher
275
00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:47,518
echelon than you.
276
00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:49,965
I'm just saying, brah, you want
to know how he made the money?
277
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,493
You want to know how he got it?
278
00:10:51,494 --> 00:10:53,137
'Cause he gave it up to your boy.
279
00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:58,702
All I'm saying, Fish... the faith of
a mustard seed... of a mustard seed.
280
00:10:58,703 --> 00:11:01,748
You don't believe me? That's all I ask.
281
00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:02,946
If you're gonna [bleep] with me.
282
00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:04,493
You got to believe, man.
283
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,472
Watch this.
284
00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:12,040
[Sweeping orchestral music playing]
285
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,956
[grunting]
286
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,968
Maggie: Yeah! Whoo!
287
00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:22,062
Boonie: That wasn't bad.
288
00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:23,694
Maggie: I told you! I knew it!
289
00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:26,981
Okay, going down. Going down. Going down.
290
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,630
Ooh.
291
00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:30,691
You good G?
292
00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:34,056
Whoo! Back ain't been the same since I
293
00:11:34,057 --> 00:11:35,891
carried them fat girls
across the River Nile,
294
00:11:35,892 --> 00:11:37,859
trying to get away from them soldiers, man.
295
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:40,152
Whoo! Them was some big old girls.
296
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:42,171
Well, all got to do is believe.
297
00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:43,960
You got to believe in something.
298
00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:46,776
Why not believe in me?
299
00:11:49,787 --> 00:11:53,714
Fix your face, Fish. The
hard stuff down now, dawg.
300
00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,813
Let the easy work crack, dawg.
301
00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:58,841
Plant, then we smoke it, then we eat.
302
00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:01,766
Boy, it's finna go down! Good
lookin', Maggie. Thank you.
303
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,839
Friends!
304
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,477
[Laughs]
305
00:12:07,121 --> 00:12:08,782
Jesus Negro?
306
00:12:08,783 --> 00:12:10,578
Orale pues! Que onda guey!
307
00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:12,188
Jesus Negro!
308
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,788
[Laughs]
309
00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:15,652
What's up, my Mexican brothers, man?
310
00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:17,793
What can we do for y'all? Cerveza?
311
00:12:17,794 --> 00:12:21,311
Nothing. It's already done.
You made us a soccer field,
312
00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:22,227
Pele, huh?
313
00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:24,266
Ole, ole, ole, ole
314
00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:25,173
No, no, no, compadre.
315
00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:27,260
This ain't a soccer field, man.
It's just a community-service
316
00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:28,541
project on an empty lot.
317
00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:30,813
I already talked to the people in
the community, and they say it
318
00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:32,102
was cool, so don't even trip.
319
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,060
Oh, that's cool.
320
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:34,868
- That's nice.
- But nobody told us.
321
00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:37,282
I mean, it's not like you
did nothing bad, right?
322
00:12:37,283 --> 00:12:39,197
You just cleaned up the lot...
323
00:12:39,198 --> 00:12:40,759
for the kids, the Ninos.
324
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,468
The community thanks you. Ting!
325
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,978
Check this out. You might
want to clear out.
326
00:12:46,104 --> 00:12:51,347
It's really dangerous here... around now.
327
00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:53,410
It's dangerous time? Is
that what you're saying?
328
00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:55,362
No, it ain't dangerous. It ain't dangerous.
329
00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:56,698
For real, Los trigger?
330
00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:58,686
You gonna come over here and
try to play us out like that?
331
00:12:58,687 --> 00:13:00,287
This is a community garden, man.
332
00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:01,302
Everybody gonna eat.
333
00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:02,873
Did the community ask for this garden?
334
00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:05,076
No, but who don't like vegetables, dawg?
335
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,331
I get my vegetables from the store.
336
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:11,216
But the good news is this lot
just became available for rent.
337
00:13:11,217 --> 00:13:12,117
[Laughs]
338
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:13,676
[Both laugh]
339
00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:15,088
Man, hold up. That's extortion.
340
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:18,048
Is that what this is? Oh, you're
really gonna extort your boy
341
00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:19,914
Jesus Christ, man... Your Lord and savior?
342
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,168
Hey, we're agnostic.
343
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,170
[Both laugh]
344
00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:25,534
How much?
345
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,335
$600.
346
00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:28,557
Pesos?
347
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,964
Very funny.
348
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,087
About as funny as that hyena
laugh you got, little mini-me.
349
00:13:32,088 --> 00:13:33,216
Ha!
350
00:13:33,217 --> 00:13:36,430
I know it sounds expensive, but
check this out... look what
351
00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:37,636
we've done to the place.
352
00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:39,212
Man, you ain't done nothing
with the place, man.
353
00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:41,969
We fixed this place up. And I
heard when you was in jail,
354
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,430
you was the chile dog king.
355
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,563
Know what I'm talking about?
356
00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:46,329
Get the [bleep] out of here
with them Lee dungarees on
357
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,106
and that Goddamn quenceneta bracelet.
358
00:13:48,107 --> 00:13:51,283
All right, all right, all right, all
right, lookit... take your time,
359
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:56,147
look around, and if your still
here tomorrow, rent's due.
360
00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:57,670
[Laughs]
361
00:13:58,223 --> 00:14:00,968
They didn't even say
thank you for the beer.
362
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:05,506
Lloyd.
363
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:07,196
Lloyd: Lloyd speaking.
364
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,665
Yeah, it's me... Vic. What's going on?
365
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,389
Lloyd: Hey, man. I've
been travelin', trailing
366
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,790
him all day long... let
me tell you something,
367
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:17,941
boy... he bought sandals. He bought
ice cream. He's done everything.
368
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,056
Oh, yeah?
369
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,237
Yeah. Yeah, I see him right now.
370
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:23,472
I'm behind some bushes
with some binoculars.
371
00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:27,266
He's rolling a blunt.
That's Jesus is something.
372
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,267
Let me tell you something, boy...
I'd like to follow him all day...
373
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:32,032
Is that so?!
374
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:34,782
Ohhh! Vic! How you doing, buddy?!
375
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,593
I knew I couldn't trust your raggedy ass.
376
00:14:36,594 --> 00:14:37,946
Let me explain. Let me explain.
377
00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:39,874
Let you explain, huh? No, let me explain.
378
00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:42,856
We have a contract... an
oral agreement... okay?
379
00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:44,302
Vic, I'm going! I'm going right now!
380
00:14:44,303 --> 00:14:46,950
Let me tell you something... you
better stop thinking like a bum
381
00:14:46,951 --> 00:14:48,769
and start thinking like a hobo, okay?
382
00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:51,716
You know what a hobo is? A bum on the move!
383
00:14:51,717 --> 00:14:52,578
Let's go!
384
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,195
Anybody want my spot for $30?
385
00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:54,891
Let's go!
386
00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:57,628
$30. $20. $20.
387
00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:58,869
Come on, y'all.
388
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:02,324
Somebody take my spot for $20. $20.
Somebody give me a chance.
389
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:05,615
$20. $15. $15.
390
00:15:05,681 --> 00:15:07,120
A 40-ounce!
391
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,307
Bums!
392
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:11,484
Man, I told you couldn't just come
to these esse hood and set up
393
00:15:11,485 --> 00:15:13,083
shop like everything's all cool.
394
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,363
Don't stress. Fish, man.
395
00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:17,268
Them dudes ain't gonna do nothing, man.
396
00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:18,199
We're straight, man.
397
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,636
Yo, I believe $600 is way
too much money, and that
398
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,957
leaves us nothing for fertilizer,
and that's just one month.
399
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,638
Maggie, we're gonna be cool.
400
00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:28,311
We ain't gonna have to pay $600.
Trust me, man.
401
00:15:28,312 --> 00:15:29,623
I swear, we're straight.
402
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,166
Well, if we're still here
when they come back, man.
403
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,517
We're gonna have to pay them
something or get up out of here,
404
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:35,012
unless you want me to
call some of my partners.
405
00:15:35,013 --> 00:15:36,330
That's what you ain't gonna do.
406
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:38,303
No. No violence, dawg.
407
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,751
You know I don't get down like that, Fish.
408
00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:42,565
Man, that no-violence shit
is your rule, not theirs.
409
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,533
You saw all damn tattoos?
410
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,191
I don't mess with Mexicans who
got more that two tattoo's.
411
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:50,622
Even Boonie drunk ass know better, man.
412
00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:53,816
Do you all have any [bleep] faith, brah?
413
00:15:53,817 --> 00:15:56,322
Come on, man. How long I
been with y'all, man?
414
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,338
Forever, brah! Have I ever let you down?
415
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,438
I told you all Pops got a plan, man.
416
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:02,332
He gonna lead us through
this, come on, man.
417
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:02,968
Bitch!
418
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:03,576
It's your boy!
419
00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:06,673
Yo, your weave's fake. You
need a manicure, bitch.
420
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,712
Maggie! You better quit trippin'
with them fish-head heifers
421
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:11,922
and come get you some
of this tilapia, girl.
422
00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:14,339
This shit is good with that dill sauce.
423
00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:17,972
What do you all want me to do, huh?
424
00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:21,256
Well, we was hoping to avoid violence...
425
00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:25,692
Ha! Violence. Avoid violence? Let
me explain something to you.
426
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,044
You can either have violence
with the Mexicans or you're
427
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:33,739
gonna have violence with me if I don't
get my shit the you promised it.
428
00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:36,305
So, y'all need to make a decision.
429
00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:38,303
I'm not gonna be extorted by anybody.
430
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:42,808
So, you decide... who are you
more afraid of... them or me?
431
00:16:42,809 --> 00:16:44,470
You got me?
432
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,591
So, how much bread we got left, Maggie?
433
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,725
We got like $600 left for fertilizer.
434
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:50,900
Yo!
435
00:16:51,331 --> 00:16:52,135
[tires screech]
436
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,283
What up, Maggie?!
437
00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:53,947
What up, bitch?!
438
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:55,051
Here I go, bitch!
439
00:16:55,052 --> 00:16:56,453
Oh, shit! They came.
440
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,487
You know what? I dare you!
What you talking now?
441
00:16:58,488 --> 00:16:59,798
Facebook bitches.
442
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:01,980
Stay in the car, Maggie.
443
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,923
Whup their ass! Whup their ass, Maggs!
444
00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:05,034
[women shouting]
445
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,208
Yo, [bleep] y'all bitches!
446
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:09,034
You think you're cool just 'cause
you came over in a mini cooper?
447
00:17:09,035 --> 00:17:11,234
Hey, get that short bitch's
phone number for me!
448
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:12,242
Bitch!
449
00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:13,043
Aaaaaah!
450
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:14,622
Yeah! Aaaaaaah!
451
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:18,098
With your raggedy ass!!
452
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,114
Aaaaaah! Ugh! Jesus, get off me!
453
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:24,672
Check your Facebook, bitch!
454
00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:27,023
I got to check my phone, Jesus!
455
00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:28,529
I got to check my phone!
456
00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:30,639
Aaaah! Aaaaah! Aaah!
457
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,544
Let it shine, let it shine
458
00:17:33,545 --> 00:17:35,010
[chuckles]
459
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:35,862
See, J?
460
00:17:35,863 --> 00:17:38,694
God's work is more
important than man's work.
461
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,066
[chuckles]
462
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,664
Get some singing lessons, Jesus.
463
00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:45,753
[laughter]
464
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,704
He ain't got the holy voice.
465
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:50,834
All that hate don't look
good on you all, dawg.
466
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:51,865
Jesus!
467
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,130
Brother from another mother!
468
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:54,196
How you doing, my brother?
469
00:17:54,197 --> 00:17:55,808
[laughs]
470
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,409
Hey. Good morning, Lloyd. What's going on?
471
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,175
What you got going on?
472
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:00,706
I'm just enjoying this life.
473
00:18:00,707 --> 00:18:02,531
Whoo! Ooh.
474
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,097
Y'all got a little taste here.
475
00:18:04,098 --> 00:18:06,274
You mind if I get a little taste
to keep the wolf off my back?
476
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,577
Nigga, it's 7:00 in the morning.
477
00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:09,419
Get your old drunk, dirty
ass up out of there.
478
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,910
Chill out, Fish. Let him chill.
479
00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:11,788
Forget him.
480
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:12,843
Hater. He's a hater.
481
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:16,083
This the first time he's been nice to me.
Let's see what he talkin' about.
482
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:18,787
You got it?
483
00:18:18,788 --> 00:18:19,783
Got what?
484
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:20,871
The rent!
485
00:18:20,872 --> 00:18:22,763
I got a belt for your little ass.
486
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:24,166
Get up out of here, little punk.
487
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,264
You'll be sorry you said that!
488
00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:28,121
Whatever.
489
00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:30,833
Man, I told you they was gonna
490
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,977
come through here trippin'.
491
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,572
It's gonna be straight,
Fish, man, I promise.
492
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:35,183
We're not straight. It's not cool.
493
00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:36,480
I got to take a whiz.
494
00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:38,266
Hey, look... we chillin', y'all.
495
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,808
Sin queso, mother [bleep]
496
00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:41,646
Get down! Get down! Get down!
497
00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:43,195
Go, go, go, go!
498
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:45,210
Come on Lloyd! Come get some cover!
499
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,341
I can't cut off my piss!
500
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,579
You see me?! You see me?! Don't look at me!
501
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,778
Come on, Lloyd! You better get some cover.
502
00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:53,193
Quick, man! Come get behind me!
503
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:54,359
Mother [bleep]
504
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,296
- Aah!
- Lloyd!
505
00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,851
Jesus, get him, man!
506
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:01,893
Oh, what the...
507
00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:02,775
Yo, man, you all right?
508
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:03,594
Yeah, Holmes.
509
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,525
Hey, you throw a rock at my homey?
510
00:19:05,574 --> 00:19:07,174
That ain't very Christlike, dawg.
511
00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:08,938
Hey, you really gonna come
over here and try to pill our
512
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,672
caps over a little funky-ass land?!
513
00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:12,190
No, we're gonna kill you our of respect!
514
00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:13,182
That's different!
515
00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,687
So, you either pay or get the [bleep] out.
516
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,306
Jesus Negro.
517
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,467
Give me the bread, Maggs.
518
00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:27,287
Give me the bread, Maggs!
519
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:29,419
Hey, hey, man, what you doing?
520
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,603
It ain't nothin' but money, man.
521
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,212
Here.
522
00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:34,876
Straight, trigger?
523
00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,243
We straight, spyder?
524
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,904
Come on. We're good.
525
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,605
We'll be back next month.
526
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,205
Hey!
527
00:19:43,992 --> 00:19:46,197
Feel better now, doesn't it?
528
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:49,353
Hey, man, don't coming 'round
here shooting at folks, man.
529
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,209
You might [bleep] hurt somebody, man.
530
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,056
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You all right?
531
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,145
Yeah.
532
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,903
Man, you gonna let them fools
come rob us, shoot at us,
533
00:19:57,904 --> 00:20:00,496
and then you're just gonna heal
them and say it's all good?
534
00:20:00,497 --> 00:20:03,228
Fish, what's so hard
about love and kindness?
535
00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:05,584
Forget this, man! Watch out!
536
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,475
Yo, you can't buy fertilizer with kindness.
537
00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:11,302
No fertilizer means no garden, G.
538
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,633
Come on, man. You know we're
on a mission from God, man.
539
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:18,009
This ain't nothin'. Let's bring it in,
man, so we can get it back together.
540
00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:20,648
I trust you, G.
541
00:20:20,649 --> 00:20:23,000
I know you do, Tray.
542
00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:29,645
Ohh. I'm telling you, whatever
they're doing out there is big.
543
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,150
You should have seen it...
544
00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:35,040
Gunshots, speeding cars,
and the Mexican mafia!
545
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,405
I knew it! Jesus, my ass!
546
00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:39,214
Knew he was up to something.
547
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:40,152
Good work, Lloyd.
548
00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:41,640
You know, next week I want you...
549
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,531
[snoring]
550
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,180
Hey, hey, hey. You can't be on
my couch in these dirty clothes
551
00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:46,616
you've been wearing for two years, man!
552
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:48,306
Get your funky ass up!
553
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:49,493
Lloyd!
554
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:51,734
[snoring continues]
555
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:57,116
I'll have to burn this blanket
after you finish using it.
556
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,396
One night on the couch is just one night.
557
00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:04,603
Guess I'll have to tough it out,
'cause I appreciate a job well done.
558
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:06,109
Mm-hmm.
559
00:21:06,271 --> 00:21:07,945
Damn.
560
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:32,686
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