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I could shoot.

"What if we get"
blown off the court?

"We're not going to get"
blown off the court, Buchannon,

as long as you remember
what you're supposed to do.

Tell me you don't think his
death was drug-related?

He knew he had messed up
his life, Mitch.

He was working on
getting it together.

How much is riding
on the game?

Everything I got.

I hope you came to play.

I can't believe
I'm actually sitting here

having lunch
with a goddess.

Where have you been
all my life?

How could you do this?

It's our honeymoon.

Game time, baby!

I always dreamed
of a honeymoon at the beach.

Yeah.

This is so romantic,
isn't it, Dennis?

Absolutely.

Uh, little mustard.

Get it?

Yeah.

We're going to be together

for the next 40, maybe 50 years.

We're going to remember
our honeymoon

for the rest
of our lives.

That's why I wanted this
to be perfect.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

I know it's windy,

but can you keep
your stuff together, please?

Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.

It must have flown away.

I'll put everything
in the trash, I promise.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm still eating.

All right.

Um, excuse me, lifeguard.

Excuse me.

Uh, lifeguard,
pardon me.

Uh, excuse me.

I just wanted you
to know

that I'm not
that kind of guy.

What kind of guy?

A litterbug.

I have great respect
for the environment.

I recycle everything.

Newspapers, bottles,

cans, plastic.

This whole outfit's recycled.

That's great. Good for you.

It's just that my...

my secretary's kind of a slob.

Your secretary?

Well, my assistant.

My executive assistant.

I planned on dictating
some notes after lunch,

but, uh, you know,
I like to get out of the office

once in a while, come out,

smell the fresh air,
the clams, the crabs, the sand.

Really gets me going.

Me, too.

See you later.

Yeah, see you later.

Keep up the good work.

Man, why is it every time
that we run together,

it always ends up
in a race?

Why is it you're always
such a sore loser?

I'm just keeping you
in shape.

Oh, please.

Whew!

Mitch! Mitch!

You knew him?

Once upon a time.

Name's Tito Washburn.

Wait a minute.

Are we talking
about the same Tito Washburn

that played
for Pepperdine University?

All-Conference
as a freshman.

Tore up his knee
the second year.

That's when he started using.

He couldn't handle
sitting on the sidelines.

According to this report,

there was a significant amount
of cocaine in his blood.

I know. I know.

I can't believe it.

I stood by Tito
from the night I booked him

till the day
he got out of the rehab.

Mitch, he knew
he had messed up his life.

He was working on
getting it back together.

Tell me you don't think
his death was drug-related?

I don't think this case is
as cut-and-dried as it seems,

and I don't want to see it
get swept under the rug.

The man had a wife,
a child, a future.

It just doesn't make any sense.

Nothing about drugs makes sense.

Yo, what in the ham sandwich
is going on?

I thought my eyes
was playing tricks on me.

Is it the real
Garner Ellerbee?

What's happening,
Ozzie?

Hey, bud, what's happening?
How you doing?

All right.

Good, good, yeah.

What you doing here...
making a comeback?

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm too old.

Are you still taking bets
on these games?

Are you still a cop?

Yeah, I'm still a cop.

I guess we'd better talk about
something else then, blood.

Okay.

How about Tito Washburn?

Oh, he was a good kid.

Deserved better
than he got, though.

Know anything
about his personal life?

Ah, you hear rumors.

Still got the touch, huh?

What kind of rumors?

I bet you could teach

that young upstart down there
something, huh?

Ozzie, that young upstart
would eat me alive.

Oh, give me a break.

He wouldn't have
a prayer, blood.

Who you trying
to jive, dude?

Tell you
what I'll do.

You beat him,
and I'll tell you

what you want to know.

Look here, Oz,
If I beat him

you best not be
hustling me, you hear?

Oh, you got to be kidding me,
Oz.

I'll dance on his head, man.

Well, that's what
I tried to tell him, dude, too.

I told him you would stomp
a mud hole in this...

you know what I'm talking about?

What kind of odds are you
giving, a million to one?

Oh, the bet's even money.

First one to seven,
winner's out.

My ball.

Good as gold, Garner.

Good as gold, blood.

All right, Oz,

I kept up my end
of the bargain.

Now, what else can you
tell me about Tito?

Um, his marriage
was on the rocks.

Yeah, okay.

Well, that's it.

That's it?

Mm-hmm.

That's all you got
to tell me?

Ozzie, why is it I feel like
"I've" just been hustled, hmm?

Of course, you know,
tomorrow's another day.

See, you never know
what I might find out

between now and then.

What's that
supposed to mean?

That means you scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.

Oh! Oh, oh, that feels...

Oh, honey, that's it,
that's the spot.

Oh... oh...

Oh, honey...

Oh, it hurts.

Oh...

Honey, it feels like
my skin is on fire.

What, didn't I
warn you, Arlene?

Didn't I tell you
you were getting too much sun?

Look at you,
you're red as a lobster.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, honey.

Dennis, I know
it's all my fault.

I ruined our honeymoon.

No, you didn't ruin
our honeymoon.

You just got to stay inside
for a while. Aah.

What will you do?

Oh, don't worry, honey.

I'll find some way
to entertain myself.

Hey, buddy, find out any more
about Tito Washburn?

Well, not
a heck of a lot.

Man, you must have been
some kind of ballplayer

when you were in school.

Well, actually, basketball
wasn't my best sport.

You know what they say, huh,
"Lifeguards can't jump. "

I need a partner for a little
two-on-two basketball.

I don't know, pal.

My shot's a bit rusty.

It's all right.

All you got to do
is rebound and pass.

I'll take care
of the rest.

Oh, "you'll" take care
of the rest?

That's right.
All you got to do is...

feed me.

Feed you?

Feed me.

You got to to the boards
with authority.

Plant your feet, box out,

get your arms in the air,

anticipate how the ball's
gonna come off the rim.

I'd like to hear a little bit
less about my style of play

and a little bit more
about this

small-time bookie
friend of yours.

What are you
getting me into?

Look, it's a long story.

Feed me.

I worked my way through college,

hustling at the
local playgrounds.

Feed me.

Big guys would get a look at me.

Their eyes would light up.

Feed me.

I was small, slow,
couldn't get off the ground

but I could shoot

from anywhere on the court.

I could shoot.

Feed me.

Ozzie was
the neighborhood bookie.

Made a fortune off me.

I was surprised
he's still around.

Feed me.

Last of a dying breed

and he told me he'd give me
the scoop on Tito...

if I, uh...
feed me...

came out of retirement.

What if we
get blown off the court?

We're not going to get blown off
the court, Buchannon,

as long as you remember
what you're supposed to do...

rebound, play defense, and...

I know. "Feed me. "

Whoo!

This is not how
you play defense.

Bend your knees,
shuffle your feet.

Stay low!

Yeah, who wants
to double up on the money?

No takers out there?

You know the odds was 10-1.

I'll tell you what.
Let's make them even, you know?

Okay, here we go.

Let's turn it around, huh?

I can't even turn
my neck around.

That's all right.

All you got to do is...

I know, I know.

- Feed me.
- Feed me.

Feed me.

How do you know
he's a cop?

He was friends with Tito.

So?

So? What's he doing here?

You think it's just
a coincidence that he showed up?

People saw you fighting
with Tito before he died.

Let's get out of here...

leave town before
they put it all together.

There's no reason
for us to stick around.

There's no reason
for us to leave.

Just be cool.

Nobody's gonna
touch us.

You're gonna
get the money,

and we'll live
happily ever after.

Hmm...

Yeah! That's it!

Mitch, let's play some D!

Come on, come on.

Mitch!
Mitch! Mitch!

Thank you, my man.

All right.

Now, that
was basketball, Mitch.

A hell of a game.

What can you say
about the cagy old veteran?

He did it again.

No more hustling, Oz.

Look, the deal was,
we win and you talk.

So, now, what you got?

My body's
one giant charley horse

so let's hear it.

What is this?
What are you giving me?

That's it.

What does this have to
do with Tito Washburn?

What's it say?
Just read it. What's it say?

"Melvin Freestone.

"For all your insurance needs.

"Fire, theft, auto...

...life. "

You got it.

See you later, blood.

Life.

Hey! Hey! Hey...

Help!

Help!

Here, take the can.

I got you.

I thought for sure

the lights... the lights
were going off, you know.

Everything felt warm and fuzzy.

At one point I saw alligators
playing saxophones and stuff.

Then I looked up
and I saw this beautiful face.

You look
like an angel.

Well, you've definitely
had enough oxygen.

Yeah.

How's your leg?

Well, it's weak.
I don't know

if I can put any
pressure on it.

Well, I didn't find
any bite marks,

so try and stand up.

All right.

I'm sure it was
just a muscle cramp.

Have I met you
somewhere before?

Yeah. Yesterday, remember?

You picked up my trash.

That's why
you look familiar.

Dennis Kosowski.

C.J. Parker.

How you doing?

Good, thanks.

You sure are.

You're going out
with a guy you rescued?

Oh, C.J., the last time
you did that

you spent the
entire evening

watching some dork
pick fleas off his cat.

Well, Dennis isn't a dork.

He's a charming, sensitive,
down-to-earth, normal guy.

Right. That's what you said
about the flea-picker.

No, that'll be fine,
Mr. Freestone.

A copy of the policy
is all I need.

You... you've been
a big help, sir.

Thank you very much. Bye.

Right. Bye.

What's the scoop?

Three years ago,
Melvin Freestone wrote

a half-million-dollar
life insurance policy

on Tito Washburn.

A sports agent
took it out on him

when it looked like
he'd play pro ball.

That's illegal.

That's why nobody knew
about it... until now.

Well, who is the beneficiary,
his wife?

You think she killed him?

What's the matter, guys?

A little sore?

Did you at least
win the game?

Of course we won.

Congratulations.

Garner, there was a message
for you.

From the lab.
They said they found

a trace of blood under one of
Tito's fingernails.

It evidently
wasn't his.

If Tito was murdered...

This could be the blood
of his killer.

We need to play
another game, Mitch.

Look, honey.

The cream is working.

I'm going out to lunch
with you.

No, Arlene,
you can't do that.

Dennis, do you realize
we've spent a grand total

of 15 minutes together

our entire honeymoon?

Yeah, but you go downstairs,

All they is an open-air cafe,

and you can't sit in the sun.

All right,
so we'll order room service.

I'm not spending
a whole day cooped up

in this room
all by myself again.

Look, room service
could take hours.

It will be forever
before they get food up here.

I'll tell you what, I'll run
down to the restaurant.

I'll get us both food.

I'll bring up here.

It'll be like having
a picnic at the beach.

Isn't that a great idea?

It'll be cheaper
and more romantic.

Oh, all right,
but don't take long.

I'll miss You.

I'll miss you, too.

Give me a kissy.

Mmm.

What do you want?

I'll have a ham and cheese
sandwich on a sourdough roll,

lettuce, tomato, onion

heavy on the mustard.

That's a ham and cheese
with everything,

hold the mustard.

I'll be back
before you know it.

And a Diet Pepsi.

That was "heavy" on the mustard.

I know, you beat me.

What are the odds?

You are five-to-one underdogs.

How much is riding
on the game?

Everything I got.

I hope you came to play.

Excuse me.

Not so fast.

How we play
depends a lot

on how much you tell us
about Tito Washburn.

Well, I got no problem
with that, see.

See, the word on the street is,
Cookie was seeing somebody

on the side.

You wouldn't know who that
somebody else is, would you?

Yeah, that dude
right over there...

the one
you're playing against.

Name's Trey Harris.

I'll take the white guy.

Hi.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, yeah.

You look sensational.

Thanks.

I can't believe
that I'm actually sitting here

having lunch with a goddess.

Where have you been
all my life?

Well, actually right out there.

Oh.

Excuse me, sir,

your order's up.

What order?

We haven't even looked
at our menus.

No, actually, this is
for my assistant.

We were on kind of a deadline,

so I got her a room here
at the hotel.

I'm just going to run some food

up to her. Hey,
I'll tell you what.

Why don't you
order for me.

I like everything, okay?

And I'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere.

Whoa!

Oh!

Hi, honey.

Here's the lunch.

Come on, sit down.

Ow.

Here it is.

Where's yours?

It wasn't ready.

They screwed up
the order.

Terrible service here.

You believe this?

I have to go
downstairs now.

How about our luck, huh?

What did you order?

Uh... chicken salad.

I thought you hate
chicken salad.

Actually, I hate egg salad.

Look, I'll tell you what,
you're hungry.

Why don't you go ahead
and start.

Don't wait for me, okay?

Wait a minute.

Where's my Diet Pepsi?

Diet Pepsi. Okay.

Diet Pepsi.

Here you go, honey.

What?!

Your chicken salad
isn't ready yet?

My chicken salad.
They're out of chicken salad.

Now I got to back down and take
a look at the menu down there.

You believe this?

And I really felt like
chicken salad, too.

All right. Enough already.

We'll share my sandwich.

No, no, no,
I couldn't do that.

This is your sandwich.

I got the sandwich for you.

I want you to take the sandwich
and enjoy it.

It's probably
a nothing anyway.

It's a hotel sandwich.
It's a small portion.

You just take that sandwich.

I'll be back
in a little bit.

Don't worry
about a thing, okay?

Uh, hey, oh!

Bye.

Oh, he's so crazy.

- Hello.
- Hey...

Excuse me.

Well...

finally, I'm yours.

Good.

No mustard.

I knew it.

Time out, time out.

You out of gas already?

Just thought of something.

If we get a sample
of this guy's blood

and match it to the blood
on Tito's fingernails,

we could nail him
right here.

Yeah, but how we are going
to get it to the lab?

Stephanie can get it there.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Hey, man, we got
better things to do

than to wait
for "you" all day.

All you got to do
is draw blood.

Oh, wait a second.
This was your idea.

He's your man...
you're guarding him.

My game is finesse. You're
supposed to be the enforcer.

I knew it.
I knew it.

Okay, you want me
to take him out?

I'll take him out.

I'll do it.

Forget it.
I'll take him out.

I said I'll do it.

Too late.
I'll handle it.

Good luck.

Let's go.

Yes.

Way to go. All right.

They've been banging me all day.

I'm sick of this.

Towel, please.

God, Trey, you okay?

Come on! Go, Trey!

Come on, Trey!

You have the most
incredible eyes

I've ever seen.

Really?

Oh, yeah. I know
about these things.

I'm an eye man.

I almost became an optician.

That's incredible.

Yeah.

Oh.

Are you okay?

Let me just...
I'm a little wet,

Let me just clean off here.

Arlene, what are
you doing here?

Oh, they forgot to put
mustard on my sandwich.

Oh, give me your sandwich.

I'll get some mustard
for it.

Oh, honey, this is so gorgeous.

Yeah.

Look. Hey, wait a minute.

I recognize her.
Isn't that the...

That's the lifeguard
from the beach.

Let me get some mustard, okay?

Wait a minute.

Why is your jacket there?

I just put it down there.
No reason.

Are you having lunch with her?

No. What would make you think
I'm having lunch with her?

Dennis, our food just arrived,

and it's getting cold.

Oh, my God!
How could you do this?

It's our honeymoon.

Your honeymoon?!

You're not his assistant?

His assistant?!

I'm his wife!

His wife?!

Arlene, Look,
I can explain everything.

I was just trying to arrange
some swimming lessons for you.

Tell her, C.J.

Tell me.

Oh, my God!

Oh, yuck, it's egg salad.

I hate egg salad.

Oh!

Ugh.

Oh!

How did you do that?

It's all in the wrists.

Game point. Let's go.

Get on him,
get on him.

I'm sorry, man.

That's all right.

I told you before...
lifeguards can't jump.

No, no, you played
the boards great.

You were just fine.

Guess what.

You got your man.

The cops are right behind me.

Game's really over now, Trey.

Okay, it's over.

It's over.

Game's over, pal.

Now, that's how
you play defense.

What were the odds
on us anyway?

You can't dunk, Mitch.

Come on,
what are you trying to do?

Forget it, man,
forget it.

Hey, hey, hey,
come on, come on.

Why are you torturing yourself,
man?

It ain't gonna happen.

Lifeguards can't jump.

Or shoot.

I just got finished
talking to Tito's wife.

Turned out

she and Trey gave him
an overdose,

pushed him off the jetty.

Thought it would
make them rich.

Lot of that going around lately.

Yeah,
gets frustrating.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I know one way of working
that frustration off.

What's that?

What do you say,
you and me, one on one

man to man
right here, right now?

You think
you can beat me?

There's one way
to find out.

What's your spot?

How many points
do you want?

No spots. No points.
No odds.

Just you and me.
One on one.

Right here.
Even money.

Let's do it.

Wait a minute.

What was that?

How did he do that?

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