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[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
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Caitlin?
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No, it's Josh. Hi.
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Josh?
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- Uh, what's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.
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Uh, I'm in Ireland, actually,
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with, uh... with Clare.
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Hi, Liza!
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Uh, hi, Clare.
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Ireland. Wow.
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Yeah, I got here yesterday.
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I kind of missed her, you know?
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Wasn't ready to let her go.
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- That's so sweet.
- Yeah.
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But I can't stay here forever,
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so I figured the only way
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we could keep dating...
is if I marry her.
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What? You're gonna marry Clare?
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Yeah. It's the only way to know
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what we've got, you know?
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Plus, she'll get a Green Card
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so she can keep working
back in New York...
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Josh, are you sure?
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[STAMMERING] A Green Card
marriage is still a marriage.
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I know what I'm doing, all right?
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You're responsible for all of this,
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so it would mean a lot to me...
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to both of us, really...
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if you were here.
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Here? You mean there? In Ireland?
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I kind of need you, Liza.
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Maggie. Maggie, wake up.
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What? What, is... is there a fire?
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Sort of. Pack your bags.
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We're going to Ireland.
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What?
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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? ?
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Josh is going to marry Clare?
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This weekend. Green Card.
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I mean, at least we know
she's not pregnant.
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They've only been dating,
like, three weeks.
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That's you, always looking
on the bright side.
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Morning, Liza. Peters.
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Ugh, I wish I could see
the bright side in that.
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I'll be back on Monday.
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So sorry for the late notice.
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But everything is in order
on "Marriage Vacation."
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So you're taking one. Interesting.
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Not exactly.
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Uh, Josh asked me to...
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Oh, my God, the boy chasing.
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Will you never learn?
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Take it from a newly single woman.
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Men are nothing but a distract...
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Morning, Diana. I just want to say
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how excited I am to be working with you.
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And congrats again on the Pubbie.
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Marketing is really... my passion.
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Oh, mine too. That's
where I got started.
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You can't believe the number of duds
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that I've gotten on the best-seller list
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with a good campaign.
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Yes! I know exactly what
you're talking about.
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We are the unsung heroes!
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't you have a plane to catch?
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[TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC]
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
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[TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC]
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? ?
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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You made it!
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Hey! Google Maps said an hour,
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but the sheep in front
of us said three, so...
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Yeah, that's Ireland for you.
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- Hi.
- Hey!
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Maggie, Liza, this is my mum, Noreen.
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- Hello.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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- Ah, you're so welcome.
- Oh, hi.
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Mum, will you take a picture?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, sure.
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Okay.
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Oh, okay.
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Say, "Tinahely."
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ALL: Tinahely!
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Golly.
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Clare, let's book an actual
photographer for the wedding.
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Oh, and we need to get
the caterer's quote down
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and find a band.
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God, so much to do before
we get these two lovebirds
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in front of Father Flannery.
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You guys are going to a
lot of effort for this.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah, why wouldn't we?
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Because it's just for a Green...
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Green... yeah, a green...
a green wedding.
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In America, everyone
likes to be "green."
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Not wasteful, eco-friendly
sort of thing.
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- Right.
- Oh.
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Well, in Ireland, we like to have fun.
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And follow tradition.
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I best be off.
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I'll leave it to Clare
to give you the tour.
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- Bye.
- See you later.
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- Bye, Mum.
- Bye.
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Yes, this is still a Green Card wedding,
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but no one here knows about that.
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- What? How?
- You're kidding.
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As soon as Mum found out,
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she went into
mother-of-the-bride overdrive.
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Well, wouldn't it be easier
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just to be honest with her?
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I'll shut up.
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I know we should have been,
but it's too late now.
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So it's gonna be a
traditional country wedding
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with all the trimmings.
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Josh, anything I can do to help?
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I mean, could go suit
shopping with you or...
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Uh, no. I think we got it.
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Come on, Mags, let's get you checked in.
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Oh, okay. Awesome.
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Do you want to head
up to Dublin with me?
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Dublin?
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Yeah, I'd... I'd love to!
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I've got to pick up my dress.
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[GIGGLES]
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Wonderful. Okay.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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Charles, Zane has some fascinating ideas
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for "Marriage Vacation."
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"Marriage Vacation" is not his book.
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It's my book and Liza's.
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Is Liza joining us?
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Ah. I meant to tell you, she is...
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Chasing Josh around Ireland.
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- Really?
- I know.
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Leave without pay, obviously.
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She's working remotely.
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She put this marketing deck together.
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Thanks for the segue, Peters.
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No, I wasn't finished. I...
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"Good Morning America" is interested
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in promoting the book.
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Their producer, Cece Jones...
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Charles, Cece is my contact.
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I met her at The Nest a few weeks ago...
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Cece and I are old friends.
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She can give us two segments,
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with hero shots of the book cover
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in and out of commercial breaks.
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And she wants to include
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the real-life "Marriage Vacation,"
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with you, Charles, onstage with Pauline.
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Her return. Your reconciliation...
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Absolutely not.
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But I thought you two
were back together.
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We're selling a book, Zane,
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not exploiting Charles'
family for sales.
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Kelsey's right.
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This is a little close to home for me.
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Of course.
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But I thought the angle that
Empirical was taking...
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Millennial.
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Millennial was taking was
that the book is about...
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two people finding their
way back to each other.
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Wow.
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Way off.
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Charles, having Pauline
and you on "GMA" would...
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help sell the narrative.
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I don't think so.
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Maybe we could let
them get a shot of you
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by the side of stage,
just a nod and wave.
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I'll think about it. We'll see.
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Regardless, I'll lock it in with Cece.
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Peters, shall we?
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Already dialing.
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So you and Pauline are back together?
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Uh, well, I wouldn't... I
wouldn't say that exactly.
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Uh, but she did move back in.
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Uh, the guest room. You
know, for the girls.
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Typical.
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Richard and I have recently parted ways.
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Hmm.
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We're like ships in the night.
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
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Say, "Oscar Wilde."
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- Oscar Wilde! Yay!
- [LAUGHS]
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Oh, so many photos. My face hurts.
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Oh, I know. It's for the wedding book.
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The photo album?
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Uh, no, it's... it's
the book of evidence
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we need to apply for my Green Card.
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We need photos, receipts, ticket stubs.
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Ugh, that sounds like a lot of work.
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Yeah, and then immigration
will interrogate us
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about the validity of our marriage...
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our friends too.
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That's actually what I
wanted to talk to you about.
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If they ask you any questions...
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Me?
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Yeah, I mean, you and Josh are so close.
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So if... if they ask
you, can you tell them
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that we got married because
we love each other?
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But are you in love with Josh?
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Well, I-I love that
he's willing to do this
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so I can follow my dreams in the States.
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He's amazing, right?
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Yeah, he is.
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I can say, um... I can say
whatever you need me to say.
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Thanks.
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And if they ask you how
long we've been together,
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could you say six months instead of one?
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Six is just more...
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Yeah, it is. Six times more.
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I know it's a lie,
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but it's a tiny white lie,
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like the one you had to tell
to, you know, get your job.
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You know about that?
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Yeah, of course.
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Josh and I are getting married.
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We don't keep secrets from each other.
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Including this? Josh knows
you're asking me to do this?
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Knows? Liza, it was his idea.
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That's why he wants you
here, to bolster our story.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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From what he's told me, you
kind of owe him this, right?
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Him or you?
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Us. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[UPBEAT IRISH MUSIC]
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Josh only invited me here
so I would lie for him.
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There goes my peaceful nature walk.
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Why did I ever leave Brooklyn?
I always regret it.
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Sorry, it's just, it's so insane!
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I'm not gonna lie to Homeland Security.
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It's a felony.
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That doesn't sound like Josh.
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He hates lying, and he hates liars.
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I mean, what the hell is
really bugging you, girl?
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I just wish he'd asked me himself.
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Something just doesn't
feel right about this.
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Oh, don't make trouble. You're not here
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to "My Best Friend's
Wedding" this wedding.
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I'm not, and I won't.
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It's just, he's barely said
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two words to me since I got here.
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I just feel like this whole marriage
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is a reaction to everything
that's happened between us.
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Wait, Liza!
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And he doesn't understand...
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I'm back here! Oh, no!
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Oh, my God!
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I'm sinking!
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Oh!
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- I... oh, no!
- You're in a peat bog!
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I read about that in the
in-flight magazine!
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It can swallow a horse!
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Um, I can't...
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Okay, I'm gonna go get help!
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You stay there!
262
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- Hurry!
- [YELLING]
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Ugh, it smells like ass.
264
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Ugh!
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[SHEEP BLEATING]
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[MOTOR THRUMMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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- Ooh!
- Oh, God.
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[PANTING]
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Oh, thanks again, Noreen. Lifesaver.
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Oh, I could have been a bog body.
272
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Ha. It happens all the time.
273
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We lost our best calf
in that bog last week.
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- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
- Oh, you're soaked through.
275
00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:47,108
Well, my place is just over the hill.
276
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You're welcome to clean up there.
277
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You could probably do with some hot tea.
278
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Or an Irish coffee.
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Strongest in the village.
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Sold.
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You go. I got to find Josh.
282
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Yeah, good luck. And watch your step.
283
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[APPLAUSE]
285
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And welcome back to
"Good Morning America."
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We are here with Pauline Turner-Brooks,
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00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,855
who has written this incredible book
288
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called "Marriage Vacation."
289
00:10:09,373 --> 00:10:10,754
And not just a book but what seems
290
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a thinly veiled version
of her very own life,
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her own marriage.
292
00:10:14,163 --> 00:10:15,729
So, I mean, technically,
this is fiction,
293
00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,559
but how about we call it "faction"?
294
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,088
Oh, my God, I love that.
"Faction." Can I quote you?
295
00:10:20,113 --> 00:10:22,282
So, uh, this is a story about a woman...
296
00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:25,835
This is quite the coup.
297
00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,197
Your ex is a smooth operator.
298
00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:29,983
He is not my ex.
299
00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:32,144
Your F-U buddy, then?
300
00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:35,847
It's just F. And no.
301
00:10:37,255 --> 00:10:39,277
Pauline is a natural. I
think it's going great.
302
00:10:39,302 --> 00:10:41,091
And I think it's not what we agreed on.
303
00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,885
I asked for juicy content, Zane. Juicy.
304
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,605
We're stretching, and
we haven't even made it
305
00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,708
to the first commercial break.
306
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,278
I should have pulled
the segment the second
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00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:50,104
the sexy husband refused
to go on the air.
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00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,177
Not gonna happen, sorry.
309
00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:52,496
I'm cutting it, then. Sorry.
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00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,432
Wait. Okay, look.
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00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,081
He told me no yesterday,
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00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:59,237
but maybe if they ask
nicely on the air...
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Did you just give me permission?
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00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:01,731
Mm...
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00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:04,380
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:06,380
Zane, what is going on?
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00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:07,606
What did you just say to Cece?
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00:11:07,631 --> 00:11:10,896
? ?
319
00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:13,957
Pauline, I've been told
your husband is here.
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00:11:13,982 --> 00:11:15,465
- He is?
- Oh, yes.
321
00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:18,081
How supportive, after all
the intimate details
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00:11:18,106 --> 00:11:19,270
you revealed about him in this book.
323
00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,532
Oh, well, that is a character.
324
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:22,700
But he's here? Where is he?
325
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,782
- Um, he's...
- Where? Where?
326
00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:26,606
Oh, that's him?
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00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,223
Come on out. We'd love to talk to you.
328
00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:30,012
Audience, wouldn't we love
to hear from Charles?
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,361
Don't be shy. Come on out.
331
00:11:34,386 --> 00:11:36,919
- Come on!
- They want to hear from you.
332
00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:39,715
- Oh, my God.
- [LAUGHTER]
333
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,590
Welcome.
334
00:11:41,615 --> 00:11:44,490
[UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC]
335
00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,323
So tell me about yourself, Maggie.
336
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,934
Well, I'm born in Queens.
337
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,846
I'm an artist. I'm gay...
338
00:11:50,871 --> 00:11:52,839
- Oh!
- You sound surprised.
339
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,759
I mean, they do have lesbians
here in Ireland, right?
340
00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,034
We call them nuns.
341
00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:58,784
I was reacting to "artist."
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00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:01,842
'Cause I sort of fancy
myself as being one too.
343
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:03,330
Not on your level, now.
344
00:12:03,414 --> 00:12:05,357
Can I show you something?
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00:12:05,382 --> 00:12:07,285
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
346
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,080
What are we looking at here again?
347
00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:10,315
[SIGHS]
348
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,507
Ever since Clare's father passed away,
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00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,956
I keep painting this same landscape.
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00:12:14,981 --> 00:12:18,174
It's this image that just
comes to me in my dreams.
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00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,333
These two rounded hills,
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00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:23,198
and then there's this
valley where they meet,
353
00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:27,129
and right in the center,
there's an opening or a cave.
354
00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,665
I can't explain it.
355
00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,802
I've never been in
there, but I'd love to.
356
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,830
I really would.
357
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,156
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
358
00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:37,623
[STAMMERING] And what's that pink thing?
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00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,676
A boulder, I guess.
360
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:42,243
Just a round little nubby sort of thing
361
00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:44,159
right on top of the cave.
362
00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:45,887
You can touch it if you want.
363
00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:48,345
Actually, no. It's still wet.
364
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,917
You know...
365
00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:55,283
ever since I lost my husband,
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00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:58,994
I've thought about being a nun.
367
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,777
No shit. [LAUGHS]
368
00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:04,662
[UPBEAT IRISH MUSIC]
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00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,640
Sl�inte!
370
00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:08,348
Well, there's no turning back now, man.
371
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,069
- Yeah.
- Your goose is cooked!
372
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:12,986
Remember, if you hurt
her, we'll kill you.
373
00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:13,854
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
374
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,971
Yeah.
375
00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:17,381
Yeah, I got it.
376
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:21,006
- Josh.
- Oh.
377
00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:23,432
- There you are.
- Hey. What's up, Liza?
378
00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:26,378
Hey. I feel like you've been avoiding me
379
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:27,696
ever since I got here.
380
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:29,448
No! No, no, no, no.
381
00:13:29,473 --> 00:13:32,307
This... this has been totally wild.
382
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,339
Way more than what I expected.
383
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,692
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah.
384
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:39,362
I'm, um... I'm starting to feel
a little set up here, actually.
385
00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:42,032
Oh. Oh, you mean 'cause of
the whole "six month" thing.
386
00:13:42,057 --> 00:13:43,600
Yeah.
387
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,210
Look, if you don't want to do it,
388
00:13:45,235 --> 00:13:46,613
it's totally cool.
389
00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:48,143
I understand.
390
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,885
I mean, I don't... I
don't want to make you
391
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,893
feel uncomfortable or anything.
392
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,979
It does make me feel a little
uncomfortable, actually.
393
00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:57,423
This is a very official lie.
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00:13:57,994 --> 00:13:59,690
Homeland Security?
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00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,900
So what you're basically saying is,
396
00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:06,338
you'll lie for yourself,
but you won't lie for me.
397
00:14:06,363 --> 00:14:08,389
Am I lying for you?
398
00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,384
Or am I lying to get Clare a Green Card?
399
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:14,731
What? This is... this
isn't for her, Liza.
400
00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:17,416
This is for us.
401
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,336
So we can be together in New York City
402
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,057
and see where this leads.
403
00:14:22,082 --> 00:14:24,197
Shit, really?
404
00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:26,042
I mean, who do you think Clare is?
405
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,460
I don't know, Josh, and I
don't think you know either.
406
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:29,907
[SIGHS]
407
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,746
If you don't want to be here,
408
00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:34,119
just go home.
409
00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:38,579
? I can't see clear anymore ?
410
00:14:38,604 --> 00:14:42,250
? Throw me a lifeline ?
411
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,616
? Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ?
412
00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:46,264
? Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ?
413
00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:48,552
? Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ?
414
00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:50,687
That is not what we had planned.
415
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:51,934
I'm so sorry, Charles.
416
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,702
Cece just got out of control, okay?
417
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,008
Didn't she, Peters?
418
00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:56,476
Why are you asking me?
419
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,201
I had nothing to do with that.
420
00:14:58,234 --> 00:14:59,719
Seriously? She's your connection,
421
00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:01,086
and this is your book.
422
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:02,539
Look, I'm not gonna point fingers.
423
00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:04,169
I don't like what's happening here.
424
00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:06,010
Neither do I.
425
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,423
I just helped your book.
426
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,992
Zane, let me catch you up.
427
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,482
I've already had two "New
York Times" best sellers
428
00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:14,557
and turned an advice book from a dog
429
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,605
into a million-dollar franchise.
430
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,180
I don't need your help.
431
00:15:18,205 --> 00:15:20,969
[THUMPING DANCE MUSIC]
432
00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:24,713
? ?
433
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:26,802
Thank you for being such a good sport,
434
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,529
answering all those questions.
435
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,985
They made it sound like we reconciled.
436
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:34,848
It's not the craziest idea in the world.
437
00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:37,332
Is it?
438
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:40,001
[SOFT MUSIC]
439
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:44,903
I think that we are still a...
work in progress.
440
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,964
? ?
441
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,251
Fair enough.
442
00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:51,575
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
443
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,834
Oh, my God.
444
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,499
From Diana.
445
00:15:55,528 --> 00:15:58,445
The "GMA" page is blowing up.
446
00:15:58,803 --> 00:16:00,875
[LAUGHS]
447
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,359
Wow.
448
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:04,928
_
449
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,578
[LAUGHS] I guess it did go well.
450
00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:11,844
_
451
00:16:12,409 --> 00:16:16,045
[LIVELY IRISH MUSIC PLAYING]
452
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,672
? ?
453
00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:20,301
Hey, we should go. Josh
doesn't want me here.
454
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,950
You just want to slip away
and pull an Irish good-bye?
455
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,610
It was a bad idea to come.
Besides, everyone here
456
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,140
is so drunk, they won't even notice.
457
00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:27,908
A bad idea to support Josh?
458
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,843
You keep on saying, "We're friends."
459
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:32,297
So prove it. Be a friend.
460
00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:34,531
Be the best man that he needs you to be.
461
00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:37,140
Liza, Maggie, this is Fiona.
462
00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:38,902
- Hi!
- Hi.
463
00:16:38,927 --> 00:16:41,461
- Liza! [SQUEALS]
- Oh! Hi.
464
00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,852
I've only seen you on Clare's Instagram,
465
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,032
but I already feel like
I know you, you know?
466
00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:50,402
Fiona's my oldest friend.
She's also very, very drunk.
467
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,836
Shut up, Clare.
468
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,240
Come. Let's show these
Yanks how to dance.
469
00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:54,647
Uh, let's not.
470
00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:56,145
Please!
471
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,344
Ugh, fine. Not without Liza.
472
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:00,336
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- Come on.
473
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:02,603
Okay.
474
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:04,626
Now point your toes.
475
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:06,620
And up, two, three, four,
476
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:07,727
five, six, seven.
477
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:08,953
Up, two, three, four,
478
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:10,118
five, six, seven.
479
00:17:10,143 --> 00:17:12,655
Liza, keep your arms down.
480
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,034
- It's tradition.
- Okay.
481
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:15,467
It's because the priests thought
482
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,074
if girls moved their upper body,
483
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,562
it would "inflame the boys."
484
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:19,911
[LAUGHS]
485
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:20,852
You can't move your arms
486
00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:22,461
without shaking your dirty pillows.
487
00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:23,952
Isn't the whole point of dancing
488
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,578
to shake your dirty pillows?
489
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:27,345
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
490
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:30,302
? ?
491
00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:32,458
That's more like it!
492
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:34,733
Now we're in Ireland!
493
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,368
? ?
494
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,030
- What's going on?
- It's a Riverdance-off.
495
00:17:40,055 --> 00:17:42,978
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
496
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:49,352
? ?
497
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:58,753
And so I want to thank
you all for being here.
498
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,680
To my family.
499
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,367
And, uh, to Liza.
500
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:05,146
She fixed me up with Josh, and...
501
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,956
Well, how do you thank someone
502
00:18:07,981 --> 00:18:10,372
- for the love of your life?
- Oh, come on.
503
00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:11,829
I didn't do that much.
504
00:18:11,854 --> 00:18:14,558
Just said he wasn't a jerk, basically.
505
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:19,057
Now I'd like to make a speech.
506
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:24,430
I've been in a little Instagram
K-hole the last couple of days,
507
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:28,372
and I found out something
pretty interesting.
508
00:18:28,397 --> 00:18:30,371
This isn't a love match.
509
00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:34,282
Clare just met Josh, like, last month.
510
00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:37,013
This whole thing is for a Green Card,
511
00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:40,395
'cause Clare hates us and hates Ireland.
512
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,039
- Fiona, stop!
- It's all lies!
513
00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:46,082
How can you love someone
you met one month ago?
514
00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:47,426
[PEOPLE GASP]
515
00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:49,747
Is any of that true, Clare?
516
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,145
They met six months ago!
517
00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:57,929
And I should know, because I
am the one who introduced them
518
00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:00,395
and watched them fall in love.
519
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:03,058
And he asked her to marry him.
520
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:06,269
And when someone you
love that much proposes,
521
00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:08,297
you say yes.
522
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:13,114
Believe me, you say yes.
523
00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:16,800
So I think we should raise a glass
524
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:19,197
to the happy couple.
525
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:21,614
To Clare and Josh!
526
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:23,459
ALL: To Clare and Josh!
527
00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:27,403
? Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ?
528
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,372
Thank you, Liza.
529
00:19:29,397 --> 00:19:31,050
Thank you.
530
00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:33,130
? ?
531
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:36,247
[SLOW POP MUSIC]
532
00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:39,290
So, Charles, did you get any
vacation during all of this?
533
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:42,070
Uh, I, uh... I went
to the Hamptons once.
534
00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:44,942
Hamptons once. Now, was
that business or pleasure?
535
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:48,817
- Uh, strictly business.
- Strictly business.
536
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:52,114
Okay, and are you two back
together as a family now?
537
00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:54,184
We are working on it.
538
00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:55,590
We love hearing that, right, everybody?
539
00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:57,198
- Yeah.
- [APPLAUSE]
540
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,227
Pauline and Charles, we are so grateful
541
00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:03,207
- you are joining us today.
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
542
00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:06,583
Wrong room, Josh.
543
00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:09,393
Nope. Right room.
544
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,231
Josh, what are you doing here?
545
00:20:11,256 --> 00:20:13,778
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
546
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:15,465
I don't know.
547
00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:17,502
I don't know what I'm doing.
548
00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:20,418
You don't have to do anything
you don't want to do.
549
00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:22,560
Follow your heart.
550
00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:24,888
You're right.
551
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:27,617
[THE PERISHERS' "NOTHING
LIKE YOU AND I"]
552
00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:34,276
? ?
553
00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:36,976
It's you, Liza.
554
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,007
It's always been you.
555
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:45,320
? We spent some time together walking ?
556
00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:48,673
? Spent some time just talking ?
557
00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:50,694
Josh, we can't.
558
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:52,936
We can't do this. You know why.
559
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,988
Please, I can't give you
the life that you want.
560
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:56,275
No, no, no.
561
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,163
The life that I want
562
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:00,685
is any life with you.
563
00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:05,520
? And told me what we could be ?
564
00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:07,548
I have to tell Clare
that I can't marry her.
565
00:21:07,573 --> 00:21:08,939
Josh.
566
00:21:08,964 --> 00:21:10,426
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
567
00:21:10,451 --> 00:21:12,856
Maybe not right this second.
568
00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:15,505
[SIGHS] Can I just sit here for a sec?
569
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:17,667
All right, let me get you
a glass of water, okay?
570
00:21:17,692 --> 00:21:21,678
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
571
00:21:21,853 --> 00:21:24,542
[SPUTTERS]
572
00:21:25,373 --> 00:21:28,910
? There's nothing like you and I ?
573
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:33,554
? There's nothing like you and I ?
574
00:21:33,579 --> 00:21:36,363
? Nothing like ?
575
00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:41,047
? You and I ?
576
00:21:41,077 --> 00:21:44,702
? ?
577
00:21:44,911 --> 00:21:48,847
? There's nothing like you and I ?
578
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,225
[ROOSTER CROWING]
579
00:21:56,343 --> 00:21:58,346
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
580
00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,539
- Hey.
- Hurry up!
581
00:22:03,564 --> 00:22:05,616
We were supposed to be downstairs in ten
582
00:22:05,641 --> 00:22:07,289
ten minutes ago.
583
00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:09,422
Oh. Uh, yeah, I'm not
so sure about that.
584
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:10,492
I don't think there's
gonna be a wedding.
585
00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:11,329
What?
586
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,956
Yeah, Josh came over
here last night and...
587
00:22:13,981 --> 00:22:16,797
Have you seen outside?
588
00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:21,465
- Oh. Mwah. Good.
- Good to see you.
589
00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:23,782
But he was gonna tell Clare it was off.
590
00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:25,990
[LAUGHS] Well, he's got a
funny way of showing it.
591
00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:28,170
Come on, get dressed. I
want to get a good seat.
592
00:22:28,195 --> 00:22:29,833
[MOUTHS WORD]
593
00:22:29,908 --> 00:22:32,452
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
594
00:22:33,498 --> 00:22:36,042
Sorry. Thanks.
595
00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:38,211
? ?
596
00:22:38,236 --> 00:22:39,537
Mobile.
597
00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:40,584
Huh?
598
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,512
It's a no-phone ceremony.
599
00:22:42,537 --> 00:22:44,732
Right. Sure.
600
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:51,732
? ?
601
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,398
Hey.
602
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,720
Hi. [CLEARS THROAT]
603
00:22:56,805 --> 00:22:58,954
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
- What happened?
604
00:22:58,979 --> 00:23:02,212
Look, I keep...
605
00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:05,478
I keep coming back to you, Liza,
606
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,705
even when I know I should move on.
607
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:12,860
And... I...
608
00:23:14,201 --> 00:23:16,720
I need to put a ring between us.
609
00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:19,650
[SOMBER MUSIC]
610
00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:28,884
? ?
611
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,867
This feels really weird.
612
00:23:34,892 --> 00:23:36,509
Yeah.
613
00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:39,069
The groom slept with his
best man last night.
614
00:23:39,094 --> 00:23:40,596
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
615
00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:42,514
Just slept, but still.
616
00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,910
Well, I screwed the mother of the bride.
617
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,893
[SCOFFS]
618
00:23:48,953 --> 00:23:51,218
[SOFT HARP MUSIC PLAYING]
619
00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:58,533
? ?
620
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,994
In the Celtic tradition,
621
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:25,829
this knot represents
622
00:24:25,854 --> 00:24:27,926
the bond of your marriage
623
00:24:28,074 --> 00:24:31,798
and the joining together
of your souls for life.
624
00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:36,954
Will you seek to never give
cause to break that bond?
625
00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:39,601
BOTH: We shall never do so.
626
00:24:40,059 --> 00:24:43,603
And so the binding is complete.
627
00:24:43,628 --> 00:24:46,316
[HALSEY'S "BAD AT LOVE"]
628
00:24:46,428 --> 00:24:48,651
? ?
629
00:24:48,961 --> 00:24:52,909
? I'm bad at love, ooh-ooh ?
630
00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,273
? But you can't blame me for trying ?
631
00:24:55,298 --> 00:24:56,901
- [APPLAUSE]
- ? You know I'd be lying ?
632
00:24:56,926 --> 00:25:01,246
? Saying you were the one, ooh-ooh ?
633
00:25:01,271 --> 00:25:03,415
? That could finally fix me ?
634
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,391
- [CELL PHONE BUZZING]
- ? Looking at my history ?
635
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:10,018
? I'm bad at love, ooh-ooh ?
636
00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:14,268
? Oh, oh ?
637
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:22,033
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