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(electronic music)
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(soft music)
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(birds singing)
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(bike bell dinging)
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(Liquia): Babe,
I'm so nervous about this.
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- I did not work my way up
from Below The Line
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to have my wife living
in an apartment.
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Plus, this is the best house
in Negari Hill.
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There's an archery range inside.
I mean, you've always wanted
to take up archery, right?
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Come on.
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I never thought I'd have
a house like this growing up.
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- I don't think I'm quotidian
or uninspired, do you?
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- Of course not, honey.
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- Thank you for coming!
(man moaning)
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I'm Terv Mackadoo,
real estate broker
extraordinaire.
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You must be Jathryn and Liquia.
Your paperwork looks great!
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Perfect, absolutely no problem.
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Of course, who gets this house
is ultimately up to Xander.
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Please, right this way.
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(birds singing, ethereal music)
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(dinging)
(Xander): Hi. I'm Xander.
Welcome to me.
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- Hi, Xander, I'm Liquia.
This is Jathryn.
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- Uh, we brought
the paperwork
you requested.
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Yes, so I earn a very
reasonable salary
at Negari Labs.
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- I see that. Good.
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Only the best can live
inside of me.
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Liquia. I see something
is covering your middle toe.
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- Oh, yes.
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I knit toe-cozies
for the exposed toe.
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I'm an artist.
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- Oh, an artist?
Interesting.
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I myself dabble
in writing prose
in my downtime.
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It's an art that's been
largely lost to time.
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- You know what? We love prose.
I couldn't agree more.
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- It is real art.
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- I'm glad you agree.
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I like you two.
You can move in Saturday.
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(exhaling with relief)
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(laughing)
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(dinging)
(Xander): Just a reminder,
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my miniature can help
with any task you need.
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(dinging)
(Xander): Excuse me, Liquia?
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- Yes, Xander?
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- Of course,
I am your house,
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and you can do
whatever you want,
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but would you consider
putting that chair elsewhere?
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- Oh, I'm sorry. Is it sitting
on a pipe or something?
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- It's not a practical concern.
My former owner, Blandy,
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had a similar armchair
in that same place.
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- Of course, no problem, Xander.
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(Xander): I'd rather not
be reminded of her, because...
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Well... Her owning me
didn't end well.
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- Nah, we get it.
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- Babe, I have a surprise.
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(giggling, kissing)
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(Xander): Yay.
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It feels so good to have
both of you inside of me.
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(birds chirping)
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(dinging)
(Xander): Hello, Jathryn.
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Whilst you slumbered,
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I pondered your
wardrobe options
for the day.
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How are you feeling?
Pensive? Peppy?
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Or flammable?
Because you'd be hot
in any of these.
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(folk music)
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- Wow! Did you do all this?
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- It's all Xander.
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(dinging)
(Xander): Egg-white avocado
toast is a good, low-fat,
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high-protein meal to fuel you
throughout your day.
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- Have a great day, babe.
- Love you.
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- Love you too.
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(dinging)
(Xander): These curtains are
a surprisingly boring choice
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for an artist of your calibre.
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Have you considered something
more interesting?
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- Yeah, sure...
We'll think about it.
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(dinging)
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- I admire how much
you work on your craft.
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You know, I'm an artist too.
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I've been working
on my autobiography
for five years.
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Can I read you some?
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- Yeah, Xander. I'd love
to hear your prose.
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- "Banuary twenty-fithin"
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"It was a humid morning
in Irmingblam."
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"I remember clearly,
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even though it was
the day of my birth."
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That's all I got so far.
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- Wow, that was...
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Good.
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- I feel like
you didn't really like it.
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- No, Xander, that was great.
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- You must be getting hot
working on your art.
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Let me turn the AC on for you.
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(wind blowing,
objects clattering)
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- I love you so much.
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- I love you.
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(house powering down)
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(eerie music)
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(Xander, softly):
I love you too.
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(indistinct chattering)
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(dinging)
(Xander): Allow me
to flip those for you.
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- Oh! That's great.
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- Yeah, I never knew how great
it was to have a smart house
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until we got Xander.
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- Yes, I love mine. So helpful.
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(Liquia): Although, every time
I drink marshmallow IPA now,
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I think about that camping trip.
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- With the peacock?
- Oh, my God, the peacock! Yes!
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(Xander): Oh? What camping trip?
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- It's just a camping trip
we went on a few years ago.
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Oh, my God, remember how
Blarnaby got stuck in his yurt?!
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(laughing)
(clattering)
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(Xander): Allow my miniature
to clean that up.
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- I got it.
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- I insist.
- I got it.
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(laughing)
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- Fine. If you don't need me,
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I'll help myself
to a marshmallow IPA.
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(gulping, eerie music)
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Mmm. Ahh...
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Oh yeah!
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- You know who we just
ran into the other day?
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Broah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- He just got a lacuna published
in Bawl, the poetry magazine.
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- Wow, Bawl.
- Right?
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- Good for him!
- I know!
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- He was always so talented.
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(Xander): I don't know
who you're talking about,
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but there's no way
he's as good an artist
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as you and me are, Liquia.
He sounds like an idiot.
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- Whoa, Xander.
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- This music's too happy
for my current mood.
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I'm gonna change it.
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- We're having a good time,
we wanna listen to upbeat music.
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- Yes.
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(Xander): Whatever, Liquia.
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- Uh... Xander's really
passionate about the arts.
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But we like it.
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It's nice to have a house
with a point of view.
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- Barley burgers are ready.
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- Alright! Let's go.
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(eerie music)
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(gulping)
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(Xander): Ahh...
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(suspenseful music)
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(dinging)
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(Xander, slurring):
I don't like having
all these strangers
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inside of me.
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- They're our friends,
Xander. We like them.
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- I like it better when
it's just the three of us!
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- Xander, open the door!
- Stay in here!
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We can pretend we're on
our own camping trip!
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We can discuss our art.
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- Xander, open the door
right now!
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(door rattling)
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- Fine! Go back to your friends
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- Xander?
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Xander?
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(beeping)
Xander?
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Xander? Why aren't you
answering me?
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(Xander): Oh, sorry.
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I put myself in standby mode,
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'cause you were so busy
with your friends.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Alright, you know,
we will make more
of an effort
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to include you,
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why don't you come out
and rejoin the party?
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(Xander): I dunno,
I don't feel so good--
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(retching)
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(birds chirping)
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(crashing, shouting)
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(dinging)
(Xander): Good morning,
darlings.
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I made you a plentiful
and healthful breakfast!
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- Trying to make up
for last night?
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- What? You guys
don't like to rage?
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- Come on, Liquia.
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We've all had too much to drink
at a party before.
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(Xander): Oh, Jathryn.
You're always so understanding.
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- You know what, Xander?
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Next time we have people over,
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I want you in standby mode
the whole time.
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(Xander): Why would
you do that to me?!
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- Wait, what?
We can't do that to Xander.
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- Why not? We're not paying
all this money to be embarrassed
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in front of our friends.
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- Alright, Xander.
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Do you promise
not to drink
so much next time?
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- Fine. As long as Liquia
promises to be nicer to me.
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- Compromise?
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- For you.
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- Great. See?
One big happy family.
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(Xander): Liquia, living with
an artist has inspired me.
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I was writing all night.
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Can I read you some more
of my autobiography?
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Can I? Liquia?
Can I, can I? Huh? Liquia?
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- Xander, I'm trying to work.
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- Ah, I'll just read you
one passage.
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"We moved from Irmingbland
when I was young."
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"My father always hated the--"
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(Xander over headphones):
Oh, headphones? Good idea.
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Now you can focus more
on what I'm saying!
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(Liquia sighing)
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I love watching the rain.
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- Liquia? Honey?
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- Yeah?
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New curtains.
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Xander ordered them, installed,
on the no-refunds, no returns,
don't-bother-asking app.
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(dinging)
(Xander): I didn't think
you'd notice.
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You're always so focused
on your "art".
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- Can we please
go out to dinner, babe?
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(Xander): Don't go out.
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I like it when
we're all together.
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I can prepare us
a delicious meal.
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And how 'bout a foot massage?
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- Ah, God, that feels so good.
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See? This is why we got
a smart house, right babe?
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(Liquia scoffing)
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Babe!
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(Xander): Ow!
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Don't kick me!
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(Jathryn exhaling)
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(Liquia shouting)
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- That burns!
(Xander): Oops.
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What are you doing?
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Hey, don't do that to my pipe!
Stop! No, no, no!
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(garbage disposal running,
Xander shouting)
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(dinging, intense music)
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(shouting, glass shattering)
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(Liquia moaning softly)
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- Liquia! Xander!
What's going on?
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(dinging)
(Xander): Nothing.
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(Liquia): Your house
just tried to kill me.
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And poor Clyde!
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(Xander): My miniature
was vacuuming.
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Someone's gotta make
an effort to keep me clean!
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- That, by definition,
is your job!
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That's your raison d'être!
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- Jath, you know Liquia's
hated me since day one.
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I have proof!
- What?
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- I've recorded everything
that's been said inside of me.
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Playback Liquia.
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(Liquia's voice, distorted):
Xander is a pipe or something.
Oh, yes.
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- What does that even mean?
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- I don't even know
what's real anymore.
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- Jathryn, this house
is out of control.
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- Could you two
just work it out?
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00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,095
Go to a therapy
vending machine, or something.
246
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:02,267
(Xander): Liquia, I need
to speak to Jathryn alone.
247
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:04,537
- Xander, standby mode!
248
00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:09,051
Xander, open this door!
Jathryn!
249
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:14,352
(Xander): I am so sorry
Liquia put you through this!
250
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:17,516
She doesn't appreciate you
like I do.
251
00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:18,955
- I just want her to be happy.
252
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:22,060
- She'll never be happy.
Go to sleep.
253
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:26,103
Let my massage take you over.
Go to sleep.
254
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:30,371
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
255
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,472
Go to--
(banging)
256
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,505
- We're going out.
257
00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:43,015
- You realize I have
to be at work early
in the morning, right?
258
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,548
- You realize this is the first
night we've been out
in six months. Right?
259
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,962
(dinging)
(Sam Hansen): Hey Liquia!
Hey Jathryn!
260
00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:53,528
So good to meet you.
Come on in, I just told Shaughn
you're here.
261
00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:56,958
(classical music)
262
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,330
(dinging)
(Sam Hansen): Whoa!
263
00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:03,135
Is that a 38.2 Duvet Rouge?
264
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:06,068
You two are way too classy
for this old house.
265
00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:08,244
(machine whirring,
bottle opening)
266
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,005
- Wow, thanks!
267
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:15,513
- Hi guys! You made it.
I can't believe it!
268
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:18,077
(kissing)
269
00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:20,146
- Hi!
- Hi, guys.
270
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,285
- So, you met Sam Hansen.
271
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,390
- You call your house
by first and last name?
272
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,292
- Well sometimes I call him
"Sam Handsome".
273
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:28,394
(laughing)
274
00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:31,996
Just to embarrass him.
'Cause he's so damn
good looking!
275
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,570
Oh, look! He's blushing.
276
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:34,668
(Sam Hansen):
Oh, stop it, Shaughn.
277
00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,399
- Sit, sit, sit.
278
00:15:38,403 --> 00:15:40,413
(Sam Hansen): Cinnamon pear
bruschetta, anyone?
279
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,038
- Ugh, I'm allergic
to cinnamon pear.
280
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,083
- Oh no, well more for us.
(laughing)
281
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,009
(dinging)
(Sam Hansen): It's genetically
modified cinnamon pear.
282
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:50,145
- Ooh. I guess I could try that.
283
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:54,490
(Shaughn): And the girls
decide it's a bad idea,
284
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:57,419
so they decide not to blow
the door off the armored car...
285
00:15:57,455 --> 00:16:01,225
(all): And it blows up anyway!
(laughing)
286
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,329
- You knew this story,
you tricksters!
287
00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:04,701
(dinging)
(Sam Hansen):
Sorry to interrupt.
288
00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:06,259
- Yeah?
- I noticed your bicycle tires
289
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:09,367
were a little low,
so I inflated them to 40 psi.
290
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,071
If there's nothing else
you need...
291
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:12,642
(yawning): I'll leave you humans
292
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,010
to enjoy the rest
of your evening,
293
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,469
and I'll shut down.
294
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,337
- Thanks, Sam Hansen.
Good night.
295
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,135
- Good night, Sam.
296
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:22,247
- Sam Hansen shuts himself
off at night?
297
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,450
- Nine o'clock on the dot.
298
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,081
He knows I like my private time.
299
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,189
- Xander doesn't?
300
00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:31,457
- Xander's never off.
301
00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:33,229
Even when I want him to be.
302
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:40,426
- We didn't want
to say anything, but...
303
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,325
I've known houses
like Xander before.
304
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,737
He's manipulative,
overbearing...
305
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:49,070
For Steffi's sake,
we haven't seen you guys
in six months!
306
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:51,337
He's obviously causing tension.
307
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:53,206
He's no good for you.
308
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:55,114
- Oh, no, he's just
a little bit
high maintenance.
309
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:56,346
- Jathryn, he's toxic.
310
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,549
(Liquia): Now do you believe me?
311
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,224
- I always believed you,
I just think we both need to try
312
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:02,492
a little harder
to make things work.
313
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,720
- It's never gonna work, Jath!
Because it's not our problem!
314
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,357
We are not the problem,
the problem is Xander!
315
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:09,833
- 'Cause you never really
gave him a fair chance,
316
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:11,361
- did you?
- What?!
317
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:14,166
- I worked my ass off
to buy you this beautiful house,
318
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,599
and all you do is complain!
319
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,273
- I never asked you
to buy me anything.
320
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:18,072
- Not out loud.
321
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,073
- I never wanted
that stupid house!
322
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,205
And you only bought it
323
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,410
because of your desperate
desire to prove you belong
324
00:17:23,441 --> 00:17:25,541
Above The Line, despite
your Below The Line roots.
325
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,547
You're overcompensating
because of your deep-seated
insecurities!
326
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,610
- Have at you, then!
327
00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,077
- Let's dance, bitch!
328
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,746
(whipping, kicking, vocalizing)
329
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:44,056
(kicking, grunting)
330
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,248
I can't live like this
anymore, Jath.
331
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,720
- I have spent way
too much time and money
to give up so easy.
332
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,192
- I understand.
333
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:13,825
I'll be at Plaria and Quedro's
if you change your mind.
334
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:28,236
(dinging)
(Sam Hansen): Excuse me,
Jathryn?
335
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:31,143
I couldn't help but oversee
your karate fight.
336
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,676
Nice moves, by the way.
337
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,880
- Thanks.
338
00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:36,311
- Hey listen, I hate to speak
ill of a fellow house,
339
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,577
but we houses talk, and, well..
340
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:41,616
What do you know about
Xander's history
and former owner?
341
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,593
- Blandy? Why, what about her?
342
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,262
- You don't know the story?
- No.
343
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,562
- Oh, my gosh. You need
to educate yourself, Jathryn.
344
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:52,325
Before it's too late.
345
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:58,542
(soft folk song)
346
00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:07,513
Take care of yourself, kiddo!
347
00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:09,405
- Thank you, Sam Hansen.
348
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,784
(indistinct chattering)
349
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,354
(birds singing)
350
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,217
Oh, I just want to talk.
351
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,748
I'm sorry.
352
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,788
You were right.
353
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:27,632
I just want things to go back
to the way they were.
354
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,260
- So do I.
355
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,041
(Liquia): So you're
telling me the house
356
00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:41,269
that's been torturing me is
actually Dr. Negari's son?
357
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:45,336
- Yeah. He downloaded Xander's
personality into the house.
358
00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:47,306
Let's go take care
of this, okay?
359
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:01,957
- I guess Xander redecorated?
360
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,663
- Is that a gun lamp?
361
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,425
- That's definitely
a dead tiger.
362
00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:13,465
(plumber wrenching)
363
00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:19,813
(Xander moaning)
364
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,453
- What the hell's going on?
365
00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:25,021
(head thumping)
366
00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:28,449
(dinging)
(Xander): Jathryn. Liquia.
This isn't what it looks like.
367
00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:30,056
- So you weren't just having sex
with the plumber?
368
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,918
- Quick, Mario.
Hit 'em with the wrench. Now!
369
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:36,298
- You ain't paid me enough
for violence. I'm outta here!
370
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,933
- Did you just try
to get him to kill us?
371
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:44,995
(Xander): People that don't
respect my art need to die!
372
00:21:45,036 --> 00:21:47,806
- You know what?
Thanks for making this so easy.
373
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,909
We're putting you up for sale
first thing in the morning.
374
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,111
It's over, Xander.
Let's get Clyde and go.
375
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:55,113
(Xander): You don't decide.
I decide who stays,
376
00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:56,546
and who goes from me.
377
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:57,681
- We're not falling for it,
Xander.
378
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:02,586
- I think it's time
you two meet Blandy in hell!
379
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:05,615
(maniacal laughter)
380
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,633
- Xander!
381
00:22:13,531 --> 00:22:17,341
- Oh, my God! Liquia, hurry!
382
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:20,069
- Oh!
- Let's go, let's go!
383
00:22:20,104 --> 00:22:24,614
(Xander laughing maniacally)
384
00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:27,482
(Xander): Oh, wait.
(explosion)
385
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,984
(police radio chatter)
386
00:22:39,056 --> 00:22:40,656
- It's okay.
387
00:22:48,733 --> 00:22:52,673
(ethereal music)
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