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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:06,639 (upbeat electronic music) 2 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:32,633 (hip-hop music) 3 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:52,387 (beeping) 4 00:00:53,786 --> 00:00:55,686 (Gete): Smiley face! 5 00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:57,562 I win, suckas! 6 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,660 - It's hard playing Digi-dohs with a broken arm, bro. 7 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:02,803 - Shouldn't have got it broke like a punk, then. 8 00:01:02,828 --> 00:01:04,598 (groaning) 9 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:06,070 - Maybe you just need more PEJ. 10 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:07,529 (Gete): Good Digi-dohs, y'all. 11 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:08,696 (bottle clattering) 12 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:10,544 (Gete chuckling) (man blowing raspberry on his arm) 13 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:12,373 (bottle smashing) 14 00:01:13,472 --> 00:01:17,612 (applause) 15 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:20,753 - As you know, even though our school is below the line. 16 00:01:20,779 --> 00:01:24,849 Thanks to Dr. Negari's generous funding and guidance, 17 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:27,754 we have been molded on Above the Line schools, 18 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:29,686 where all public schools are mandated to give 19 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:32,232 every single student an award no matter what. 20 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,432 (snoring) 21 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:37,230 Lest anyone's self-esteem fall below the level 22 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,563 of extremely egotistical. 23 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:42,467 (applause) 24 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:46,441 And now, to introduce our valedictorian... 25 00:01:46,472 --> 00:01:49,882 I'd like to bring up a pillar of our community, 26 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:53,409 Dr. Aloysius Negari! 27 00:01:53,445 --> 00:01:55,815 (applause, cheering) 28 00:01:55,848 --> 00:01:57,918 - Thank you. (clearing throat) 29 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:02,720 At Negari Labs, we are committed to finding the best of the best, 30 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:05,185 and getting them into great institutions 31 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:08,394 for their federally mandated college experience Above the Line. 32 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:13,527 This next student has definitely gone above and beyond. 33 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:16,796 Your valedictorian, Rayna Perez. 34 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:19,435 (applause, cheering) 35 00:02:19,471 --> 00:02:23,181 It is because of Rayna's outstanding scholarship, 36 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:24,909 and her innovative understanding of technology 37 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,714 that she has been admitted to the very prestigious 38 00:02:27,746 --> 00:02:30,546 Mouthdart Academy of the Limited Arts. 39 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,747 Rayna. Congratulations. 40 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:33,845 - Thank you. 41 00:02:33,886 --> 00:02:36,216 (applause, whistling) (triumphant music building) 42 00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:37,285 Thank you. 43 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,263 I am so proud and honored to be your valedictorian, 44 00:02:40,292 --> 00:02:42,502 but, I didn't do it alone. 45 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:45,828 I had great friends and family who helped me along the way. 46 00:02:45,864 --> 00:02:48,204 My parents were simple water farmers, 47 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,944 but they always made sure I had a full belly, 48 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,369 and a roof over my head. 49 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,238 Thank you. 50 00:02:53,272 --> 00:02:56,582 (applause, cheering) 51 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,354 (Rayna giggling) 52 00:03:01,647 --> 00:03:03,417 Okay, so I know it'll be difficult, 53 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:04,379 but I'll visit all the time. 54 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:08,347 And remember, I'm doing this for all of us. 55 00:03:08,387 --> 00:03:11,557 After I graduate, I can get a great salary, and move us all Above the Line. 56 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:14,860 - We're proud of you. And just really excited for you to go to college. 57 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:18,731 - Don't worry about us, just get up there and get going. 58 00:03:18,764 --> 00:03:20,474 - Okay. 59 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:23,239 (scream rap music, Chillinx): ♪ Low rider! ♪ 60 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:24,499 ♪ Tinted windows ♪ 61 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,440 - Now this is some good weed. 62 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:27,412 Steffi, you wanna hit it? 63 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:28,409 (Steffi): Hell yeah, dude. 64 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,680 - Yeah. 65 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:33,653 (Steffi inhaling, coughing) 66 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:34,979 Yeah! 67 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:37,754 (Gete laughing) 68 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:40,917 - Hey, Gete. - Hey. 69 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,460 - What's up? 70 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,888 - Oh, you know. Just smoking some weed with Steffi. 71 00:03:44,923 --> 00:03:46,863 - Oh. Hey, Steffi. 72 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:48,292 (dinging) (Steffi): 'Sup. 73 00:03:48,327 --> 00:03:50,957 - Now damn, girl. Today was a big day, huh? 74 00:03:50,996 --> 00:03:54,526 You graduated with honors, I won an Emoji Dominos game. 75 00:03:55,334 --> 00:03:56,874 (somber music) 76 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:58,572 Why you so sad, Rayna? 77 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,935 - Gete. I'm moving Above the Line for college. 78 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:05,514 I feel like I just have to make my own way, and... 79 00:04:05,544 --> 00:04:06,584 be free. 80 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:09,823 (Gete scoffing): Are you breaking up with me? 81 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:14,053 - I think I have to be open to whatever situations await me. 82 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:16,956 (dinging) (Steffi): Screw that. You broke his heart, biatch. 83 00:04:16,989 --> 00:04:18,989 - Hey. Hey, hey. - You're a biatch, Steffi! 84 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:20,694 - Ladies, ladies! Come on, not this again, huh?! 85 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:21,726 Steffi, you need to back off! 86 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,930 (Steffi): Yeah. Whatevs, Gete. 87 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:26,732 - I love Rayna, but we need to respect her decision. 88 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:31,767 Now, you ever need anything, you know where to find me. 89 00:04:32,838 --> 00:04:33,938 - Actually, I don't. 90 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,443 You crash all over the place, and are unpredictable. 91 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:39,375 (scream rap music, Chillinx): ♪ Tinted windows ♪ 92 00:04:39,411 --> 00:04:41,781 ♪ Love weed and guns ♪ 93 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:45,524 ♪ Love hoes, love these hoes ♪ 94 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:49,521 (guitar playing) (student singing): ♪ Low rider ♪ 95 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:52,625 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 96 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:56,498 ♪ Tinted windows ♪ 97 00:04:56,528 --> 00:04:58,458 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ 98 00:04:58,497 --> 00:04:59,667 ♪ I love weed ♪ 99 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:01,028 ♪ I love guns ♪ 100 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:02,936 ♪ I love hoes ♪ 101 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:04,738 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 102 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:07,340 (muffled singing in background) 103 00:05:08,674 --> 00:05:11,484 - Rayna. You're here! 104 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,580 - Colleen, it's so nice to... meet you in person. 105 00:05:13,612 --> 00:05:14,612 - I know. 106 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,947 Hologram hangouts are nice, but so impersonal! 107 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,753 - Totally. 108 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,385 - High five, roomie! 109 00:05:22,087 --> 00:05:23,817 (laughing) 110 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,687 We missed! 111 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:28,585 With antics like these, I can tell 112 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:30,427 we are going to be best friends immediately. 113 00:05:30,462 --> 00:05:31,702 - Sure. 114 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:32,900 (awkward laughter) 115 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:36,401 - My mom insisted I pack, like, 25 years worth of food. 116 00:05:36,435 --> 00:05:38,365 So embarrassing. 117 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:41,974 - Moms. Can't live without them, but you'd hate to live with 'em, right? 118 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,977 (exaggerated laughter) 119 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,907 - Amazing! You are hilarious! 120 00:05:47,946 --> 00:05:49,176 I already feel like we're besties! 121 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,787 Well, this food my mom packed is full of essential nutrients. 122 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:56,560 Feel free to have any of it at any time. 123 00:05:57,556 --> 00:05:59,656 I also have tons of vitamins. 124 00:05:59,691 --> 00:06:03,531 I recommend taking a multivitamin once a day, with breakfast. 125 00:06:04,463 --> 00:06:07,003 - I will... maybe do that. 126 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,165 - Anyways, my favorite band is Chillinx. 127 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:12,673 - Oh yeah. She's great. 128 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:15,644 - Equal to Chilinx? I love... 129 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:18,011 Hobo Railroad Project. 130 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,183 - Oh, my God! Hobo Railroad Project! 131 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:22,652 Totally my favorite! Those bowler hats? 132 00:06:22,681 --> 00:06:23,981 - Right? - How cute. 133 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:25,886 - Oh, we have the same musical tastes! 134 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,018 We are such great friends. - Yeah. 135 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:28,953 (knocking) 136 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,988 Uh... Did someone mention my favorite band? 137 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:34,090 - Chester. This is my roommate, Rayna. 138 00:06:34,126 --> 00:06:36,956 - Great to meet you. I can tell you're gonna love college, 139 00:06:36,995 --> 00:06:38,625 and fit in well up here Above the Line. 140 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:39,774 - What? 141 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,699 - Speaking of our favorite band, Hobo Railroad Project, 142 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:44,674 I have two tickets to the show tonight. 143 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,037 You, uh, care to join me? 144 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,810 - Yeah. Totally. That'd be great. 145 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,142 - Great. 146 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:54,176 Okay. I will see you tonight. 147 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,853 Pleasure meeting you. 148 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:01,450 - Wow. Sparks much? 149 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,520 - I mean, yeah. He's kinda cute. 150 00:07:05,023 --> 00:07:06,033 (loud music, cheering) 151 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,528 (man): We love you Hobo Railroad! 152 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:15,102 - Oh, what a treat. 153 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,043 - That was so much fun. 154 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:20,469 Chester, it was amazing seeing the Hobo Railroad Project live. 155 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:21,206 Thank you. 156 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,610 - No prob. 157 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:24,211 How about a glass of wine? 158 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:25,383 - Yeah. 159 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:28,511 - I actually stashed some Pomegranate Electrolyte Wine 160 00:07:28,547 --> 00:07:31,547 that I got from my parents' vineyard down in Irmingblam. 161 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,753 The poms are grown in soil aerated by worms. 162 00:07:34,786 --> 00:07:37,516 And well, the vines are whispered to daily. 163 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:39,834 There you are. 164 00:07:41,193 --> 00:07:42,703 Cheers. 165 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:45,728 (soft music in background) 166 00:07:45,764 --> 00:07:47,674 - Mmm. It's really good. 167 00:07:50,869 --> 00:07:52,839 So, how many sweater vests do you have? 168 00:07:52,871 --> 00:07:54,741 - Oh, literally thousands. 169 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:56,083 (laughing) 170 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,853 Oh... I'm sorry. 171 00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:08,194 This isn't how we hook up Above the Line. 172 00:08:08,787 --> 00:08:10,157 Um... But I'm excited. 173 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:13,189 I'm gonna leave the room, you're gonna stay here, and you're gonna... 174 00:08:13,225 --> 00:08:15,225 Just wait, okay? Trust me. You'll like it. 175 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,059 (door closing) 176 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,699 (phone chiming) 177 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,522 (ominous music) 178 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:46,164 - Seriously? They don't actually have sex? 179 00:09:13,251 --> 00:09:16,191 (pop rock music) 180 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:21,061 (Hobo Railroad Project): ♪ Oh ♪ 181 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:24,827 ♪ Sext one, sext two, sext three ♪ 182 00:09:24,863 --> 00:09:27,233 ♪ Come on baby and sext with me ♪ 183 00:09:29,301 --> 00:09:31,671 ♪ I didn't want to do it ♪ 184 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:34,340 ♪ But sext is the next closest thing ♪ 185 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:38,908 ♪ Sexting, sexting, sexting ♪ 186 00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:43,784 ♪ Sexting the night away ♪ 187 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:47,720 (scream rap music) 188 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:54,130 (Chilinx): ♪ Well be careful what you wish for ♪ 189 00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:56,929 ♪ You just might get it ♪ 190 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,203 ♪ It could ruin your life if your ♪ 191 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,672 ♪ Boyfriend wants to hit it ♪ 192 00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:06,865 ♪ Go to college, go to college ♪ 193 00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:10,075 ♪ Go to college, go to college ♪ 194 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:13,748 ♪ Go to college ♪ 195 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,219 ♪ Go to college ♪ 196 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:19,418 ♪ Go to college, go to college ♪ 197 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:23,661 ♪ Go to college, go to college ♪ 198 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,159 (birds chirping) 199 00:10:26,391 --> 00:10:27,731 (Rayna exhaling) 200 00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:28,789 - You okay? 201 00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:31,025 - Yeah. 202 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,973 - Hmm. Somebody had some fun last night. 203 00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:35,199 - Yeah, me and Chester. 204 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:38,173 - Say no more. I am so happy for you. 205 00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:40,237 He is the perfect guy. 206 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:51,678 - Totally. 207 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,117 - Okay. 208 00:10:54,352 --> 00:10:56,422 Are you ready for your gosh-dang hazing? 209 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,715 - Yeah, are you ready? 210 00:10:57,756 --> 00:10:59,356 (exhales): I'm ready. 211 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,831 - You're gosh-dang awesome! 212 00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:02,129 You're gosh-dang good at stuff! 213 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,800 I like you! 214 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,699 - I'm glad you're gonna join the frat, gosh-dangit! 215 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,931 I respect the gosh-dang out of you! 216 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:09,696 - Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. 217 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,065 And thank you, sirs. 218 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:14,373 Do you guys mind if we pause the hazing for just... one second? 219 00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:16,436 - Of course. - Whatever you need. 220 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:17,975 - Thank you. 221 00:11:18,443 --> 00:11:20,153 Rayna. So embarrassing. 222 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,108 That was my fraternity hazing ritual. 223 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:25,047 - Oh. It just sounded like they were being really nice. 224 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:25,983 - Well, of course. 225 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,718 No one should be bullied in this day and age, 226 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,353 not even in a fraternity ritual. 227 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:30,887 - Oh... kay. 228 00:11:30,922 --> 00:11:34,362 - Speaking of fraternities, we're having a big party at the house tonight. 229 00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:37,502 Um... Love it if you came. Bring Colleen. 230 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,029 - Sounds like fun. 231 00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:42,204 - Great. I should... Better get back, so... 232 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:50,135 - I love that gosh-dang sweater-dress! 233 00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:52,135 - Not everyone can pull off a sweater-dress, 234 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:54,447 but you do, gosh-dangit! Good gosh-dang job! 235 00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:56,779 (high fiving) (Chester): You should thank my mom, she made it. 236 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,418 - I'm so excited for this party. 237 00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:06,986 - Colleen, can I tell you something? 238 00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:09,355 - Rayna, you can tell me anything. 239 00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:11,204 I'm literally your best friend. 240 00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:14,429 - Chester is great. It's just, he never wants to have sex, 241 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,466 he only wants to sext. 242 00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:18,171 (Colleen chuckling): Sweetie. 243 00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,813 That's how a lot of us do it Above the Line. 244 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:23,079 As technology progresses, there's less and less reason 245 00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,478 for physical intimacy. 246 00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,909 - Oh... 247 00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:27,778 (phone chiming) 248 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,745 Ham. 249 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,921 I need ham. 250 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,492 (mechanical whirring) 251 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,960 - Go to the Most Convenient Store. 252 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,158 One just rolled up. 253 00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,159 (automated voice): Welcome to the Most Convenient Store. 254 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,962 How may I assist your shopping needs this evening? 255 00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,003 - Ham. 256 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,158 - I do not understand "him". 257 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,156 - No, ham. (banging on machine) 258 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,367 I need it, give it to me. 259 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,898 - I don't know "jam bit". 260 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,933 - Ham! - Let's try again. 261 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,937 - Ham, ham, ham! 262 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,438 (machine whirring, vibrating) 263 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,436 (machine dinging) 264 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,906 (eerie music) 265 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:06,487 Sorry. I just needed ham. I'm alright. 266 00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:10,415 (automated voice): I don't know "Paul Blight". Let's try again. 267 00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,955 (loud music, party soundscape) 268 00:13:12,991 --> 00:13:15,491 (guys chanting): Tutu! Tutu! Tutu! 269 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,058 (Blummy): Great keg stand, bro! 270 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,026 You know what? You're a really great gosh-dang guy! 271 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,496 (Tutu): Dang! Back atcha, brother! 272 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,465 - Oh. You've got a stray piece of ham. 273 00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:29,944 - God, I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. 274 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,945 - It's okay. This is good. Protein. 275 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:37,822 (loud music) 276 00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:42,088 - Hey, guys. You made it! 277 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,960 - Hey. - You are not going to believe it. 278 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,429 Nerf Duhall, from Hobo Railroad Project, is here tonight. 279 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,629 - Really? 280 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:52,900 - Writing a song isn't so much writing, as it is connecting 281 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,601 to the great source of the universe. 282 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,167 I just let it speak through me. 283 00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,506 (sniffing) 284 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,841 Woo! 285 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,110 Schnootzy anyone? 286 00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:05,852 - That is so awesome. 287 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,178 - I respect all these gosh-dang women! 288 00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:11,954 (Tutu): I respect them all so gosh-dang much! 289 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,558 (clearing throat) 290 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,393 - Oh. This is my favorite song. 291 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,025 - Oh, mine too. This is my favorite. 292 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,330 Um... You wanna dance? 293 00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,432 - Yeah. Sure. 294 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,414 (birds chirping) 295 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:42,506 (phone chiming) 296 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,477 Oh. It's Gete. 297 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,150 - Rayna. 298 00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,452 Texting with Gete is only going to encourage him. 299 00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:51,257 You're with Chester, now. 300 00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,986 - Colleen, I'm not "with" anyone, 301 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:56,095 and I can text whoever I want. 302 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,639 My period button isn't working. 303 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:06,610 (phone chiming) 304 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,136 (stomach growling) 305 00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:12,606 - Pickle? 306 00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:15,154 (eerie music) 307 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,180 - Yeah. 308 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:26,134 - Here. Let me make you a vitamin protein shake to go with that. 309 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,132 - Why are you and Chester so excited about getting me protein? 310 00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:32,161 - We just want you to be healthy. 311 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,540 - I have to get to the bottom of these texts. 312 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:46,381 - Tele-Dial-Corp, Dirg speaking. 313 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,581 How may I assist your cellular and digital needs today? 314 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,684 - Hi. I wanted to trace a text. 315 00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:56,217 - Tracing a text? Let me transfer you. 316 00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:58,364 (singing): ♪ Hold music ♪ 317 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,661 ♪ You're listening to some ♪ 318 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,762 ♪ Hold music, while you hold! ♪ 319 00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:06,425 (mimicking guitar solo) 320 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,734 (mimicking guitar solo) 321 00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,474 (Rayna): Excuse me? 322 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,542 Um... Are you singing your own hold music? 323 00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:15,405 - Busted. 324 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,640 Research shows that customers 325 00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,375 are more satisfied with service 326 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,351 if they've gone from one department to another. 327 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,479 Sorry. 328 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,524 - I just... 329 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,219 want to know where these texts are coming from. 330 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,551 - I can help you with that. 331 00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,715 Can I get your first and last name, please? 332 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,124 - Rayna Perez. 333 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,556 - Thank you, Rayna. 334 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:36,000 Would you please answer the following security question? 335 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,428 You are walking through the desert, 336 00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,233 and you see a tortoise! You reach-- 337 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,525 - I would help the tortoise. 338 00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:44,166 - Very good! 339 00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,042 (clapping, laughing) 340 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,771 And... beginning the trace. 341 00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:52,214 Beep! 342 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,283 Blurp! 343 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:54,781 Boop! 344 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,283 - Um... Are you making your own tracing noises now? 345 00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,815 - Um... Yes. 346 00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,521 The tracing system is silent, 347 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,064 but research has shown that customers are more confident 348 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,691 in the system if they hear some sounds. 349 00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:11,555 Beeps, boops, et ceteras. 350 00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:12,496 - That's fine. 351 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,130 - Boop. 352 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,325 The trace is complete. 353 00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:19,543 These unknown texts have been coming from... 354 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,141 (gasping) 355 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,242 Inside you! 356 00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,154 - Take me to the doctor. 357 00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:33,446 (dramatic music) - Miss Perez... 358 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,615 It's a good thing you came to see a doctor. 359 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,123 You're pregnant. 360 00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:40,325 - What? But I haven't had sex in months. 361 00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:43,328 - Miss Perez. What you're saying is not possible. 362 00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,231 Because you are, indeed, pregnant. 363 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:48,774 - No. What you're saying is impossible, 364 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,840 because I haven't had sex in months! I would know! 365 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,840 - Impossible? 366 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,611 What I'm saying is impossible? 367 00:17:55,907 --> 00:18:00,147 Well! The Saustin School of Medical Stuff would disagree with you! 368 00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:03,318 Arthur G. Ooscar, College of Online Arts and Letters 369 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,578 would disagree with you! 370 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,790 I guess I'm not the World's Best Dad then, either! 371 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:09,820 (mug smashes) 372 00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:11,424 - Let's take it down a notch! 373 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,586 - Dude, what the hell?! 374 00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,561 - My apologies. 375 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,263 My behavior is unbefitting of a graduate of the School of MedStu. 376 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:23,337 But the fact remains: You are pregnant. 377 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,738 (dramatic music) 378 00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,169 - I'm not ready to be a mother. 379 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:30,405 I just got into college. I want a career. 380 00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,811 - Well, sometimes what we want isn't what's best for the world. 381 00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,405 - What does that mean? 382 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,516 - You can go home, have your baby, 383 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,149 and then go back to college. 384 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,624 Chester and I will go with you. 385 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,562 - You and Chester? How would that work? 386 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,655 I have to talk to my parents. 387 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,291 - There's no problem. We're here. 388 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,500 - What are you do-- 389 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:53,468 Did you just... Were you behind the curtain this whole time? 390 00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:54,898 - Your roommate Colleen is right. 391 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,673 Move home, have the baby. 392 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,671 She and Chester can come help. 393 00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,574 - How can anyone say that? How can you say that? 394 00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,407 You've never even met Chester. 395 00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:08,153 (Chester clearing throat) Actually, they have. 396 00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,217 - You were behind the curtain too? 397 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,317 Dr. Negari...? (stammering) 398 00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,523 Why don't you all just step out at the same time? 399 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:18,815 - I don't know. 400 00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:20,426 - Super weird. 401 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,228 - That's your opinion. 402 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,400 - Beep! Boop! 403 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:27,929 - Dirg? From the call center? 404 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,396 - Beep! 405 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,671 - Rayna, you should be proud. 406 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,914 We have chosen you as the ideal mother for a new life form. 407 00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:40,184 A form of life that's been digitally created. 408 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,345 Behold. 409 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,380 (soft music, cooing) 410 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,716 An Emoji baby! 411 00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,587 Rayna, you are the mother of the first Emoji baby! 412 00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,791 - The sexting... 413 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:59,757 - Soon, our society will no longer need physical intimacy at all. 414 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,797 Imagine how much more powerful we will be, 415 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,503 when we don't have to depend on one another. 416 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,470 We've been grooming you, Rayna, to raise this baby, 417 00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:12,937 and we have found you the perfect partner. 418 00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:14,707 - We just started dating. 419 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,406 - Chester will help you raise the baby, 420 00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,577 your family will be moved Above the Line 421 00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:19,776 to be a part of the child's life, 422 00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:22,317 and we've got a fully carpeted condo all set up for you, 423 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,323 beautiful wall-to-wall carpeting. 424 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,033 This is what you wanted, Rayna. To get your family Above the Line. 425 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,600 - Not like this. 426 00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,968 You all knew about this? You were all in on it? 427 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,539 - I'm not a real doctor. I'm an actor. 428 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,638 Bet you couldn't tell. 429 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:44,411 You know, acting isn't really acting, it's reacting. 430 00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,642 It's becoming a-- 431 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,647 - Shut up, Lance! 432 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,908 - Sorry. 433 00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:49,813 - Actors. 434 00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,377 - Mom. Dad? 435 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,387 - Rayna, darling, listen. We're moving Above the Line! 436 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,360 Dr. Negari's gonna relocate us. 437 00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,818 - To a fully carpeted condo. - Enough about the stupid carpeting! 438 00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,827 (intense music) Colleen? All those shakes? 439 00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:04,399 - It was to prepare your body for the sext baby. 440 00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,966 - The Most Convenient Store. Somehow I feel most betrayed by you. 441 00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,313 (automated voice): I don't know "bell taped by you". 442 00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,012 - So there's no one I could trust. 443 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,781 - Nah! You got me, babe! 444 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,311 (emotional music) 445 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:24,479 Yo, what's up, Rayna? I'm here to save you, girl. 446 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:27,515 Come with me. And let's raise this baby right. 447 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,822 - No. (music stopping) 448 00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,793 - What? - No, Gete. 449 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,792 You're a 25-year-old high school senior. 450 00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,334 You're nice, but totally undependable. 451 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,000 Okay. So if I'm understanding all this, 452 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,930 sexting is the way to implant the baby. 453 00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,066 - That's the science behind it, yes. 454 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:47,809 - Then you shouldn't have done this to the valedictorian of a tech high school. 455 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,379 Screen grab. Chester. Send. 456 00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:52,579 - Rayna, no! (chiming) 457 00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,010 (Chester): Doc? (baby): Daddy! 458 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,405 - Doc, what's happening? 459 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,477 - She's forwarded the baby to you! Send it back, Chester, send it back! 460 00:21:58,516 --> 00:21:59,686 - Chester, blocked! 461 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,122 You want this baby so much? You have it. 462 00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,824 - No, what about my career?! 463 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,756 - I don't know, figure it out! I'm going back to college. 464 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,625 - Fully carpeted condo! 465 00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:17,837 (humming "Rock-a-bye baby") 466 00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:23,539 (humming continues, eerie music) 467 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:28,407 (baby stirring) 468 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,391 (cooing) 469 00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:46,867 (humming echoes) 470 00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:06,846 ♪ Low rider ♪ 471 00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,594 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 472 00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:13,430 ♪ Tinted windows, tinted windows ♪ 473 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,828 ♪ Tinted windows ♪ 474 00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:16,129 ♪ I love weed ♪ 475 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,630 ♪ I love guns ♪ 476 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,832 ♪ I love hoes ♪ 477 00:23:19,864 --> 00:23:21,634 ♪ I love my hoes ♪ 478 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,066 ♪ I love to smoke weed ♪ 479 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,670 ♪ I love to shoot my gun ♪ 480 00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:27,442 ♪ I love my hoes, my hoes, my hoes ♪ 481 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,912 (vocalizing) 482 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,681 (guitar strumming) 32688

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