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[ Screams ]
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Tara:
It's completely true.
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My sciatic pain is gone,
my core is stronger,
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even my bowels
are just --
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Mom!
Eww! Tara!
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What? I'm just saying --
Yoga works.
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Is that steak?
Mm-hmm. Omega-3s.
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Mood-boosters
for you sad sacks.
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Look at you!
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It's like someone stole
the cream from your ho hos.
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Well, last I checked,
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your partner didn't take a job
out of state
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and leave you at home
with a wailing infant.
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Where is said infant?
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Oh, shit.
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Wow.
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How about you, Kate?
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Still mooning
over Evan the commuter?
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Oh, I can't help it.
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He's just immune to my charms.
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I'm like, "how?"
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Maybe he's running guns
for the Finnish mafia.
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Can't get involved.
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Yeah, or maybe
he's allergic to desperation.
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Aw. Look who just got off
the shuttle bus from Jerksville.
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Sorry. No sleep.
I was up editing.
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Oh, how's your film going?
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In my head,
it's unique, nuanced,
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but when it comes out,
it's like...
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A frog doing somersaults
on a field,
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and you can't see the frog
'cause he's too green
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and you can't hear him
'cause the grass is too soft.
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[ Laughs ]
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Don't stress, baby.
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These things find
their own way somehow.
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Mmm, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
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Well, hello, there, cheerful.
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That is more like it!
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Eww.
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Oh, dudes!
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I got a lot
to be cheerful about.
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I got a red-hot sexy mama
in my kitchen
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making me a chow-down,
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a couple clicks away
from my 30th birthday party --
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[ chuckles ]
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Huh? My job
uses negative-5% of my brain.
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And I recently rediscovered
Chastity Stargazer.
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Who?
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My vintage Fender Stratocaster
electric guitar.
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Hey, I was thinking --
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Instead of
doing your party here,
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why don't we rent
that place on Metcalf
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where we used to get shit-faced
and watch minor-league hockey?
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And you could get Beaverlamp
back together
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for a little reunion gig!
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Horrible idea.
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Yeah, completely.
I love it.
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Yeah!
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I don't need
a do-over shower or anything.
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Let's throw Chastity Stargazer
a party.
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Okay, it can be a double party.
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Baby shower in the afternoon,
birthday boozefest at night.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Haul your mambo into the mini,
sister. We're late.
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Oh, shit.
Here, take this.
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Okay, well, I'll see you guys
on the flippity-flop.
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'Kay. Who's that?
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Oh, that was college Tara.
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Yeah! She's back.
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[ Knock on window ]
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[ Muffled ]
Spicy, sweet, tangy, tart.
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Ah!
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Wonderful.
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All right, Kansas,
you win this one.
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Have I missed an appointment?
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No -- tomorrow.
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I just wanted to say hi...
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And talk to you
about the "B-minus" you gave me.
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Oh, yeah -- "B-minus."
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Your essay on schizophrenia
was abysmal.
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But maybe
you missed that lecture
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when you were driving your car
into your pregnant sister.
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Well, I've been acing
my other classes -- two A's,
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plus, my etchings are on display
in the student lounge.
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[ Grunts ]
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So, just...Thank you...
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So much.
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Mm. That's all right.
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Um, tomorrow, I'm gonna
have to cancel -- bad timing.
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No problem.
We can reschedule.
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And the rescheduling --
got to cancel that, as well.
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Very bad timing.
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Wait -- you mean...
Like, forever?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Apologies.
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It's been swell.
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Is this some kind
of weird test, or...
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[ Rock music playing,
Max imitating guitar ]
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Oh, Kyle, sweet!
You nailed it!
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Oh, that was heavy.
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We had something there, right?
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Yeah.
I mean, come on.
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Let's grease her up,
see if she'll still shimmy.
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Well, I haven't played out
since my colon cancer.
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I'm self-conscious
about the colostomy bag.
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You just wear your strap
up higher. No biggie.
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I called some of the guys.
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I mean, come on, Kyle.
What's it gonna take?
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What are we,
a couple senior citizens?
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New brick inlay in my patio.
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Dude.
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Or a couple more beers.
My man.
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[ Laughs ]
Yeah! Beaverlamp!
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Yeah.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ As Buck ] And that...
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Is how you dine on the vagine.
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[ Laughs ]
I was not expecting that.
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Should we be watching these?
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Probably not.
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The film-festival judges
are gonna eat this shit up.
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The fucked-up-family
narrative --
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It's like their token genre.
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I don't think
I want to use them.
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Why not?
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Mom at her freakiest --
center ring, once again.
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Watch her struggle, America!
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It's totally poignant.
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This isn't a '70s
mental-illness docudrama.
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[ Sighs ]
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Do we have
any footage of my dad?
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College stuff and group scenes.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Maybe this movie
is really about him.
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Max Gregson -- the man
who fell in love with that.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Uh, tantalizing treats
for discriminating palates?
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I'd love a biscotti, please.
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Here.
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Uh...
[ Clears throat ]
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I'm assuming you didn't hear
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my request
for a dry Italian cookie --
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Why did you turn me down
the her day?
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[ Groans ]
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I knew it.
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Okay, I'm not
used to being rejected,
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and apparently
I'm not very good at it,
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but I'm pretty sure
that we have chemistry,
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so what gives?
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Okay.
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Point -- Evan just got out
of a rocky marriage.
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Point --
Evan has a child.
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Point -- Evan lives
a trillion miles away.
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Point -- Evan has crabs.
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Evan doesn't have crabs.
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That -- man,
that killed in my head.
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"Pubic lice" are funnier.
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Sorry about your wife.
Good luck with the kid.
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Since when is having a child
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a reason to not go on a date?!
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A child?
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Are we talking an adult decision
or teenage fuck-up?
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Well, I don't know, because
I didn't even get that far.
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Well, sweetheart, that is
a lot of baggage right there.
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I mean,
you're too young and adorable
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to get bogged down in that.
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Why not leave some room
for the simple things in life,
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like cooking and...
Being with family?
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Ugh. College Tara is
much cornier than artist Tara.
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Bean curd?
What are we making?
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Miso tofu tacos
with ginger cilantro dressing.
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We're "mexicasian" tonight.
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Yay. [ Sighs ]
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Hey, girls,
what's a better lyric --
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♪ You took the breath
of my soul away ♪
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Or...
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♪ You took my breath,
and you flew away ♪
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"Breath of my soul"?
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Yeah, it's like
"Peter Gabriel meets Sting."
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Must they meet?
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Oh, Jesus, Tara!
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Whoa! I forgot how to use
a knife for a second.
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Uh, sweetheart, can you just
wash the blood off this for me?
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Ew!
Thanks.
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[ Guitar strumming ]
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♪ Well, you can't get money
if you never get paid ♪
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♪ whoo-ho ♪
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♪ got a baby in a nappie
and another gettin' made ♪
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♪ whoo-hoo! ♪
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Um, so...
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[ Sighs ]
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Why did you quit the band?
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Oh, call it an extended hiatus.
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I, um...
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Well, your mom was having Kate.
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Do you regret it?
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Mm...
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No.
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No, I'd rather be a badass dad
than a half-assed guitarist.
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And you kids turned out
pretty damn spectacular,
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if I do say so myself.
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[ Plays blues riff ]
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When did you realize
mom was unstable?
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Pbht.
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College...I guess,
yeah.
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So, then you had Kate?
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Well, she wasn't
exactly planned.
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Yeah.
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A-and then you decided
to have another child?
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Well, yeah, your mom
loved being pregnant, and...
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Back then, kids came in pairs,
like slippers.
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But she was sick.
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Well, we didn't...really know
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what was going on
with her back then.
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So, why didn't you consider
how that would affect us?
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Well, there's good and bad
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with every choice in life,
Marsh.
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W-were you
so freaked out,
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you needed more of us
to help you cope or something?
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You were the best
fuckin' decision we ever made,
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and I'd do it again
in a second.
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Interview over.
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I got rehearsal.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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You sure?
'Cause you don't look so --
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Could you, uh, maybe go home?
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I don't need a caretaker.
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Yeah.
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[ As Alice ] She bled all over
the julienned root vegetables.
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You were supposed to be
watching her.
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[ As Shoshana ]
Well, it wasn't my shift.
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It was Buck's.
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Well, someone has to tell
that peacock of a professor.
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[ Gasps ]
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Severe-weather alert,
huh?
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Think this jalopy
will take off?
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Not a chance.
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I hope you brought
tarmac activities.
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Oh, I see
you're well-equipped.
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Oh. Slim pickins
at the relay.
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"A hilarious tale
of married life, toddlerhood,
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and the perils of throwing
a fabulous surprise party" --
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Mm. Wait.
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"...On a budget."
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[ Gasps ]
Wow.
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I'm sorry that I got
in your face before.
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But it's not matrimony, dude.
It's a date.
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Like humans do.
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Yeah, and I'm sure a dozen men
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on any number
of these commuter flights
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would be
up for a superficial fling
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with a young, cute stewardess.
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I'm just not that guy.
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"Flight attendant." And did you
just call me superficial?
258
00:10:13,477 --> 00:10:15,311
No, I called the flingsuperficial,
259
00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,079
in spite
of what you're reading.
260
00:10:17,114 --> 00:10:18,447
Hey! Foul!
261
00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,683
We already established
this was a gag purchase.
262
00:10:20,717 --> 00:10:22,518
Still, you bought it.
263
00:10:22,552 --> 00:10:24,420
Well, I am not judging you
264
00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:27,022
by your shitty polyester
carry-on, which is horrible,
265
00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:29,925
and you should fork over
the scratch for a decent bag,
266
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,528
because that, my friend,
says "I loathe myself."
267
00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:33,562
Oh.
268
00:10:33,597 --> 00:10:35,464
[ Telephone ringing ]
269
00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:38,300
This is Kate.
270
00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:39,668
Fuck. Thanks.
271
00:10:39,703 --> 00:10:40,903
[ Feedback ]
272
00:10:40,937 --> 00:10:42,972
Due to inclement
weather conditions,
273
00:10:43,006 --> 00:10:45,841
Skykans Flight 35 from Tulsa to
Kansas City has been canceled.
274
00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,244
Passengers can collect vouchers
for the nearby budget-stay
275
00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:51,113
[ singsong voice ]
Bring hand sanitizer.
276
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,450
[ Pounding on door ]
277
00:11:01,024 --> 00:11:03,092
We're closed, Tara.
278
00:11:03,126 --> 00:11:05,194
It's Buck, fucker.
279
00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:07,062
You ain't ditchin'
that woman now.
280
00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:09,031
Shit's goin' down
she don't even know about.
281
00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:11,300
You must be that part of her
that shoots bullets into birds.
282
00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:13,869
You think I'm fuckin' around?
283
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:16,138
I ain't fuckin' around.
284
00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:20,509
What does
"you will not win" mean?
285
00:11:20,544 --> 00:11:24,013
Who will not win?
Is that me or you?
286
00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:25,414
Oh, shit.
287
00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:27,316
I thought I could have
handled this on my own.
288
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,218
I'm swimming up
the wrong fuckin' stream.
289
00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:31,120
I been looking,
but he's still out there.
290
00:11:31,154 --> 00:11:32,855
I got to find him
before he finds her.
291
00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:34,056
Got to record this.
292
00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:35,524
[ Grunts ]
293
00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:36,959
[ Recorder clatters ]
294
00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:40,329
Sorry.
Thought it was a pistol.
295
00:11:41,598 --> 00:11:43,265
Okay.
296
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,802
Nice earrings, Buck.
Are they 22-karat?
297
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:56,579
[ As Tara ] Oh.
298
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:58,581
Awkward.
299
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,817
Who brought me here?
300
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,588
Oh -- Buck.
It was Buck.
301
00:12:07,424 --> 00:12:10,025
[ Sighs ] I think
they're getting restless.
302
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,827
Feeling threatened, maybe?
303
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,929
The strangest thing
this morning --
304
00:12:13,964 --> 00:12:16,632
I woke up to them talking --
to each other, not me.
305
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,267
That never happens.
306
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:20,336
I didn't quite catch
what they were saying, but --
307
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:23,505
It seems
I am unexpectedly consumed
308
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:29,078
with the business of defending
decades of psychiatric work.
309
00:12:29,112 --> 00:12:31,380
C'est la vie.
310
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,284
And also...
311
00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:37,886
Déjà vu.
312
00:12:37,921 --> 00:12:40,055
I think we've done this before,
haven't we?
313
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:43,892
Good morning.
314
00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:48,364
[ Lock clicks ]
315
00:12:56,473 --> 00:12:58,107
Hey, who wants to hear
316
00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,943
a little "Ave Maria,"
downtown-style?
317
00:13:00,977 --> 00:13:03,479
[ Off-key ]
♪ Ave Maria ♪
318
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,381
♪ gratia tecum ♪
319
00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:06,382
♪ domin-- ♪
320
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:07,716
Guys, come on.
321
00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:09,184
We've been bullshitting
for two hours,
322
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,886
haven't played the song once.
323
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,921
[ Muffled ]
It's not a quality tune, Max.
324
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:14,757
We wrote it in 30 minutes.
325
00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:17,493
I so wanted to be a roadie
for the counting crows,
326
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,328
but I was in massage school.
327
00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:22,464
[ Feedback ]
And then I got mono, so...
328
00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:24,366
Hey, babe,
can you help me a sec?
329
00:13:24,401 --> 00:13:25,534
Yeah.
330
00:13:25,568 --> 00:13:28,003
Come on.
10 minutes -- hard.
331
00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:29,672
Streamers, salsa,
332
00:13:29,706 --> 00:13:32,408
and, in keeping with
the double-thed party...
333
00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:35,177
These little buggers
shall be filled with vodka.
334
00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:37,379
"Come for the tots,
stay for the shots."
335
00:13:37,414 --> 00:13:38,447
[ Chuckles ]
336
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:39,648
How goes it in there?
337
00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,784
Like exhuming a corpse.
338
00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:44,086
Amps are buzzing,
my song's terrible,
339
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,754
Ted won't quit messing around.
340
00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:47,990
Ted: ♪ Aaaaah! ♪
341
00:13:48,024 --> 00:13:49,992
I just put myself
on suicide watch.
342
00:13:50,026 --> 00:13:51,427
Well...
343
00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:54,263
[ Laughing ] Oh, no!
344
00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:55,964
Are you fucking kidding me?
You made that?
345
00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,066
Yes!
That's repulsive.
346
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,233
I know! I love it!
347
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,169
[ Chuckles ]
It's gonna be fu-u-n!
348
00:14:00,203 --> 00:14:01,503
[ Laughs ]
349
00:14:01,538 --> 00:14:03,238
Oh, and, uh...
350
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,407
Hattaras dumped me.
351
00:14:05,442 --> 00:14:06,608
What?
352
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:08,010
W-why?
353
00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:09,745
The boy
who thought he was a kite,
354
00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:11,080
the one from Jack's book?
355
00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:12,715
He, uh...
356
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:16,485
He jumped from a building
with a string tied to his ankle.
357
00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:17,486
What?!
358
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,487
Mm.
359
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:20,155
I thought
Hattaras was --
360
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:21,290
So did he.
361
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:23,092
But I refuse
to freak out about it.
362
00:14:23,126 --> 00:14:24,727
I'm doing
self-affirmations.
363
00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:26,795
I'm not even his patient.
364
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,430
And...
365
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:31,500
I live in a reality where people
aren't objects, so...
366
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,402
[ Sighing ]
Oh, God.
367
00:14:33,436 --> 00:14:36,372
Let's not play "sick wife/
concerned husband," okay?
368
00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:37,973
It bums me out.
369
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:41,009
Look, don't I have the right
just to be a little worried?
370
00:14:41,044 --> 00:14:42,444
Baby, I'm good.
371
00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:43,812
Believe it, please.
372
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:46,248
It makes me feel better
when you do.
373
00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:50,953
♪ ...Et in horamortis nostrae! ♪
374
00:14:50,987 --> 00:14:53,322
Too early?
No.
375
00:14:53,356 --> 00:14:58,494
And so my dad storms off,
and I'm all quiet,
376
00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:04,233
and...this...look...
creeps over his face.
377
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:08,370
And he's like,
"You okay?"
378
00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:12,775
And I just --
I want to puke.
379
00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:13,809
Did you?
380
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,511
No.
381
00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:18,414
I made him leave.
382
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:21,049
What the fuck is wrong with me?
383
00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:24,319
Real answer or selfish one?
384
00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:27,389
Either. Both.
385
00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,792
[ Sighs ]
386
00:15:29,826 --> 00:15:31,827
Real...
387
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:33,829
You have intimacy issues.
388
00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:37,332
You're terrified
of becoming your parents,
389
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:39,768
and those little
sweater vests you wear
390
00:15:39,803 --> 00:15:42,037
are, like, your armor.
391
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:45,040
Thank you, Dr. Phil.
392
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,242
Roadside therapy.
Take it or leave it.
393
00:15:49,412 --> 00:15:51,346
What's the selfish answer?
394
00:15:54,384 --> 00:15:55,517
[ Sighs ]
395
00:15:55,552 --> 00:16:01,223
You won't let Noah in
because...
396
00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,193
You're still in love with me.
397
00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:18,841
I'll ignore that...crushing silence.
398
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,109
I don't want to talk.
399
00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:22,778
Can we not talk?
400
00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:24,880
Can you just fuck me?
Is that okay?
401
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:31,019
Lionel, don't.
[ Engine turns over ]
402
00:16:31,054 --> 00:16:33,689
News flash, asshole --
no one likes to be used.
403
00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:36,058
I'm sorry, okay.
I-I'm sorry.
404
00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:37,426
Fuck off.
405
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:40,095
[ Sighs ]
406
00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:43,031
[ Sniffles ]
407
00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:53,642
[ Sniffles ]
408
00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:55,277
Eww! Look at this!
409
00:16:55,311 --> 00:16:57,446
Your room is so much grosser
than mine!
410
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,348
Oh, thanks.
Is this ketchup or blood?
411
00:16:59,382 --> 00:17:00,949
It's blood.
It's definitely blood.
412
00:17:00,984 --> 00:17:02,351
That's too dark for ketchup.
413
00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:04,553
Oh, gross!
414
00:17:04,587 --> 00:17:06,054
[ Sighs ]
415
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,155
See?
416
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,024
You can go through
a horrifying divorce
417
00:17:09,058 --> 00:17:11,760
and have a child
and still manage to have fun.
418
00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:13,161
Okay. All right.
419
00:17:13,196 --> 00:17:15,564
Yeah, well, I'm a little
gun-shy, I'll admit.
420
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,499
It's been a hell of a decade.
421
00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:18,967
Ugh.
It's been that long?
422
00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:20,369
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
423
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:22,104
She, uh,
she fell out of love with me --
424
00:17:22,138 --> 00:17:24,139
Waited seven years
to break the news.
425
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,541
[ Scoffs ]
Sweet.
426
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,309
That sucks.
427
00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:29,211
Well, I don't know, you know?
428
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:32,247
It's tough to have a
conversation with an empty bed.
429
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:35,617
Last year, I was home
a total of 87 days.
430
00:17:35,652 --> 00:17:37,753
A couple of them
were actually consecutive.
431
00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:40,255
What do you do, exactly?
432
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:41,557
Mm.
433
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:44,393
I, um, I buy land
from retired farmers,
434
00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:48,230
and then I lease it to energy
companies for wind turbines.
435
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:50,065
That sounds...
436
00:17:50,099 --> 00:17:52,367
Interesting?
437
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:54,403
[ Chuckles ]
438
00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:57,539
Okay, all right.
Yes, I am an electrifying drunk.
439
00:17:57,574 --> 00:18:00,509
[ Chuckles ]
440
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:02,311
What about that one?
441
00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:04,279
Mayo or semen?
442
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:05,781
That one?
443
00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:08,383
Uh, neither.
That is too high.
444
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:11,219
So...
I'm gonna go with...
445
00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:12,220
Hair lotion.
446
00:18:12,255 --> 00:18:13,255
What?!
Yep.
447
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:15,057
It's on the wall.
448
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:17,459
How vigorously
do you lotion your hair?
449
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:19,928
That's really personal.
450
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,964
[ Laughs ]
451
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:25,000
I understand.
It all makes sense.
452
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,802
[ Chuckles ]
453
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,604
I like you.
454
00:18:32,108 --> 00:18:33,308
Um...
455
00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:34,576
[ Chuckles ]
456
00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:36,311
Hey, they're predicting storms
all weekend,
457
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:39,014
so I'm gonna rent a car,
drive back tomorrow.
458
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:41,316
It's like five hours.
459
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,618
You want a ride?
460
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,227
Another for the slide show.
461
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,062
I look like a bloated warthog.
462
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:56,098
You want all pictures of you
and none of wheels.
463
00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:57,432
It's my shower.
464
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,634
I'm putting some in.
465
00:18:58,668 --> 00:18:59,901
Who is this?
466
00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:01,203
[ Sighs ]
467
00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:06,842
What are you doing?
468
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,443
"Mommy and me"
exercises --
469
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,545
Lose the baby weight
and teach my daughter
470
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:13,248
great habits
that will last a lifetime.
471
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,317
Okay.
472
00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:17,819
So...Set up the chafing dishes
at 2:00,
473
00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:19,488
start cooking at 2:30.
474
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:21,857
Oh, your hippie friend Rachel
bailed this morning.
475
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,259
I bought all this
fucking soy crap for her.
476
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,261
Who's gonna eat
spinach vegan dip?
477
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,563
And the party games
are gonna have an odd number,
478
00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,699
and the cake is too big.
479
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,401
Fuck. I left the dip
in the trunk.
480
00:19:32,435 --> 00:19:34,069
We have nothing
for the crudités.
481
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,437
God, I hate it
when you get like this.
482
00:19:35,471 --> 00:19:36,738
Ted: Hello?
483
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:38,240
Back here!
484
00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:39,241
Hi.
485
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,176
Too costumey?
486
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,744
No.
Really?
487
00:19:42,779 --> 00:19:44,713
I feel like I veered
from "hipster rocker"
488
00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:46,248
straight into
"disco homo."
489
00:19:46,282 --> 00:19:47,816
Mm.
It's a fine line.
490
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,851
You just had all that
hanging around?
491
00:19:49,886 --> 00:19:52,721
Yep -- intended for a junior
version of my current rump.
492
00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:54,589
I was a dancer.
Really? What kind?
493
00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:56,391
Oh, the kind
that pulls wet $50s
494
00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:58,026
from his spandex
at 4:00 AM.
495
00:19:58,061 --> 00:19:59,094
[ Chuckles ]
496
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,629
What are you ladies up to?
497
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,064
Oh, Charmaine's
just about to tell me
498
00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:03,699
she's afraid I'm gonna
fuck up her shower again.
499
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,067
No, I wasn't.
500
00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:06,435
Just admit it, Charmaine.
501
00:20:06,469 --> 00:20:08,303
Tara, seriously, stop that.
502
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,638
I can go.
503
00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:12,307
Oh, sorry, no. Oh, God.
It's me. I'm sorry.
504
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,210
Um...I'm just trying
to be on top of things,
505
00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:18,480
and I'm kind of freaking out
about...whatever.
506
00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:20,315
Party planning
is clearly not my thing.
507
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,184
You're dripping smoothie
on your daughter.
508
00:20:22,218 --> 00:20:23,185
Oh. Shit.
509
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,686
I'm sorry, peanut.
510
00:20:24,721 --> 00:20:26,354
[ Cassandra coos ]
511
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:31,793
[ Knock on window ]
512
00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:33,128
Yeah?!
513
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,366
Hey.
514
00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:41,069
Come in. Sit down.
515
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:44,106
Enjoy yourself.
516
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,941
"Send."
517
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:49,678
An e-mail
to my publisher...
518
00:20:49,712 --> 00:20:51,713
Who wishes I was dead.
519
00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:57,953
You know what I miss most
since I moved to this vast
520
00:20:57,987 --> 00:21:01,123
[ muffled ]
and far-away state?
521
00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:04,292
Complicated cheeses.
522
00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:09,164
A sweet ubriaco,
aged murcia curado.
523
00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:11,933
The American cheese and Swiss
are fine if you're...
524
00:21:11,968 --> 00:21:13,502
Dead.
525
00:21:13,536 --> 00:21:16,104
Actually, they're never fine.
526
00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:18,106
But you're not her
to talk about cheese.
527
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:20,375
No. Um...
528
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,878
Listen, I appreciate
everything you've done for Tara,
529
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:25,447
and I'm sorry to hear
about your...
530
00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:27,849
kite kid and all that,
531
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:30,118
but I, uh...
532
00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:33,054
I don't know. I think
you owe her a little more.
533
00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:34,456
Max, tell me --
534
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,324
What is it you want,
in one sentence or less?
535
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,161
I guess I kind of --
536
00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:41,496
I want you to deliver
on your promise to her.
537
00:21:41,531 --> 00:21:42,831
That's not true.
538
00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:44,633
You want to know
if she's gonna end up
539
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,768
face down on the pavement
with a ribbon pinned to her ass.
540
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,507
[ Sighs ]
541
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:56,011
Well, I tell you --
I can medicate it.
542
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,879
I can give it a few good years.
543
00:21:57,914 --> 00:22:00,649
But the truth is, it is
never gonna get any better.
544
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:05,053
Ever.
545
00:22:07,657 --> 00:22:09,024
[ Sighs ]
546
00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:12,861
Sometimes you feel
you deserve ubriaco,
547
00:22:12,895 --> 00:22:15,797
but life just gives you Swiss.
548
00:22:15,832 --> 00:22:18,834
[ Muffled ]
We still must all eat.
549
00:22:20,102 --> 00:22:24,339
I'd like to make a toast
to an amazing shower.
550
00:22:24,373 --> 00:22:27,008
You did it, girlie!
You pulled it off!
551
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:28,543
Yay for me!
Yay!
552
00:22:28,578 --> 00:22:29,878
[ Chuckles ] Mmm!
553
00:22:29,912 --> 00:22:31,213
And...
554
00:22:31,247 --> 00:22:33,582
To the electrifying
and magnanimous return
555
00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:34,749
of Beaverlamp!
556
00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:36,251
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
557
00:22:36,285 --> 00:22:37,719
Testing, one, two.
Check, one, two.
558
00:22:37,753 --> 00:22:40,121
I can't wait to rock out
with my cock out! Whoo!
559
00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:43,291
Nice tie.
Sherbety.
560
00:22:43,326 --> 00:22:46,127
Yeah, it's my festive attire.
561
00:22:46,162 --> 00:22:48,163
I was a total dick
the other day.
562
00:22:48,197 --> 00:22:49,965
Oh, I didn't take it
personally.
563
00:22:49,999 --> 00:22:51,666
Family shit is grim.
564
00:22:55,371 --> 00:22:57,505
[ Sighs ] Carnage.
565
00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,708
Yeah, slob.
566
00:22:59,742 --> 00:23:00,909
[ Chuckles ]
567
00:23:00,943 --> 00:23:03,678
Oh, well,
this was ridiculously fun.
568
00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,013
Yeah.
569
00:23:05,047 --> 00:23:06,748
Thank you for the ride,
and thank you for stopping
570
00:23:06,782 --> 00:23:08,583
every 30 minutes
for my microbladder.
571
00:23:08,618 --> 00:23:11,419
[ Chuckling ] Yeah, of course.
Yeah. Anytime.
572
00:23:11,454 --> 00:23:13,688
Uh, except every other
Friday, Saturday, Sunday --
573
00:23:13,723 --> 00:23:14,689
Kid days.
574
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:15,790
Right.
575
00:23:15,825 --> 00:23:17,225
And Tuesday mornings --
Pilates.
576
00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:18,226
[ Chuckles ] Right.
577
00:23:18,261 --> 00:23:19,227
[ Chuckles ]
578
00:23:19,262 --> 00:23:20,362
Sorry.
579
00:23:20,396 --> 00:23:22,964
Um, and this is just
a family thing.
580
00:23:22,999 --> 00:23:24,733
Oh, yeah, no.
I totally get it.
581
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,868
No -- no worries.
582
00:23:26,903 --> 00:23:29,037
Plus, I'll see you
in two weeks.
583
00:23:29,071 --> 00:23:30,572
8:00 A.M.
to Springfield.
584
00:23:30,606 --> 00:23:31,773
Yeah, right --
bright and early.
585
00:23:31,807 --> 00:23:33,508
Yeah.
586
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,777
[ Chuckles ]
587
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,186
[ Sighs ]
588
00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:46,488
Uh, you need help?
589
00:23:46,522 --> 00:23:48,156
No, no, no.
590
00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:49,391
Okay, bye.
591
00:23:49,425 --> 00:23:51,159
Bye.
592
00:23:51,193 --> 00:23:52,794
[ Chuckles ]
593
00:23:59,835 --> 00:24:01,036
[ Sighs deeply ]
594
00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:02,237
Tara: Come on!
595
00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:03,905
Charmaine:
Whoo, whoo, whoo! Hey!
596
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,373
Katie-Kate!
You made it!
597
00:24:05,408 --> 00:24:08,476
Ohh, just in time!
Yay!
598
00:24:08,511 --> 00:24:10,645
Hey, thanks for coming down,
everybody.
599
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,914
It's good to be back onstage
with the Beaverlamp boys!
600
00:24:12,949 --> 00:24:15,183
[ Crowd cheers ]
601
00:24:15,217 --> 00:24:17,252
I want to dedicate
this first song
602
00:24:17,286 --> 00:24:19,654
to my beautiful
and amazing wife, Tara.
603
00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:21,890
[ Crowd awws ]
604
00:24:21,924 --> 00:24:23,658
♪ Lazy ♪
605
00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:26,661
♪ got a feelin'
that I could be somethin' big ♪
606
00:24:26,696 --> 00:24:28,129
♪ if you dig ♪
607
00:24:28,164 --> 00:24:30,632
♪ but I'd rather do nothin'
with you ♪
608
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:32,767
♪ lazy ♪
609
00:24:32,802 --> 00:24:35,537
♪ on the couch
with a good beer and a cig ♪
610
00:24:35,571 --> 00:24:39,240
He played this song
the night he proposed!
611
00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:40,342
How sweet!
612
00:24:40,376 --> 00:24:42,110
I know!
613
00:24:42,144 --> 00:24:45,080
♪ My friends all call me
bastard ♪
614
00:24:45,114 --> 00:24:46,314
♪ slob, disaster ♪
615
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:47,849
Look at dad!
He's shredding!
616
00:24:47,883 --> 00:24:49,851
He looks so happy!
617
00:24:49,885 --> 00:24:51,052
I'm gonna go grab the cake.
618
00:24:51,087 --> 00:24:52,053
All right.
619
00:24:52,088 --> 00:24:53,659
♪ My doll in tatters ♪
620
00:24:53,779 --> 00:25:03,141
621
00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:06,768
♪ lazy ♪
622
00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:09,871
♪ got a feelin'
that I could be somethin' big ♪
623
00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:11,039
♪ if you dig ♪
624
00:25:11,073 --> 00:25:15,276
♪ but I wanna do nothin' ♪
625
00:25:15,311 --> 00:25:18,046
♪ on the couch
with a good beer and a cig ♪
626
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,447
♪ it's a gig ♪
627
00:25:19,482 --> 00:25:22,684
♪ but I'd rather do nothin'
with you ♪
628
00:25:22,718 --> 00:25:25,520
♪ lazy ♪
629
00:25:25,554 --> 00:25:28,156
♪ with my gang of hecklers ♪
630
00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,392
♪ success-rejectors ♪
631
00:25:30,426 --> 00:25:33,695
♪ milady ♪
632
00:25:33,729 --> 00:25:39,801
♪ with your silent laughter
and violent rapture ♪
633
00:25:39,835 --> 00:25:44,105
♪ you mess with my head ♪
634
00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:46,155
♪ and unmake my bed ♪
635
00:25:46,205 --> 00:25:50,755
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