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Subs by Raceman and Traff
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- Hey, man.
- Hey.
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You okay?
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Lina and I had our first date
a month ago today,
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and I want to get her
something to celebrate.
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I want to get her a trumpet.
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Really?
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I usually get'em
flowers or drunk.
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But if you score with the trumpet,
you let me know.
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On our first date, she told me
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she always wanted to play one,
but they're so expensive.
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Hey, you know what's not?
Drug store vodka.
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Ahh.
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I love a gift that makes a girl say,
"Where am I? What happened?"
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Heads up.
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Oh, was I supposed to--
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What's with the balls?
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Memorabilia convention.
And I'm running late.
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So I need you guys
to sign my name on 'em.
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Cool.
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I don't see anything
unethical about that.
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Is that sarcasm?
'Cause I do not get sarcasm.
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Which is surprising,
because you're so smart.
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I know!
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Where's the convention?
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Atlantic City.
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Oh, man,
it's a sweet deal.
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I just spend an hour chatting up the fans,
and then it's all the free drinks
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and free food
I can shove down my cake hole.
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You're charming.
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I appreciate you saying so.
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They actually pay you to eat, drink,
and get your ass kissed, wow.
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You want to come along?
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Are you messing with me?
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Messing with him about what?
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Oh, Dunc's coming to AC with me.
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I'm gonna shove free things down
my cake hole.
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So it's a fancy trip.
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How about you, champ?
You like Atlantic City?
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I've never been.
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What?
You've never been to AC?
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Well, that's it.
You're going.
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Red's coming.
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Um, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Yeah, sure, what's up?
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Thank God you're going.
I need you to do me a huge favor.
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Yeah, anything.
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You gotta make sure Yonk
doesn't gamble.
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Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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I'm begging you.
He's got a huge problem.
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The last time
he went to AC, $23,000.
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He won $23,000?
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Yeah, that's my problem.
My husband is a compulsive winner.
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Please?
Will you at least try? For me?
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Yeah.
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You know there's nothing
I wouldn't do for you.
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Thank you.
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- How are those balls coming?
- Great.
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Just knowing I'm helping you get richer
makes the time fly by.
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That's the spirit.
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I could do that all day.
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Mommy, somebody's ready
to show you her costume.
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Oprah!
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Ta-da!
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She's a...blind girl
drinking juice.
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Hello! Audrey Hepburn.
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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Oh! I love it.
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Oh.
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I don't get it.
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You don't have to get it.
You just have to sell it.
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Absolutely.
I'm leaving right now.
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Guess what?
Steve Martinez just went into rehab.
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Yes!
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I'm gonna cover his spot
on the midday news today,
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and it's between me and Sandy Tanaka
to take over as weekend anchor.
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Oh!
Oh, my God.
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This is our moment.
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I know.
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Weekend anchor!
Weekend anchor!
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Okay, all right,
let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Sandy Tanaka is gonna be
tough to beat.
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Oh, yeah.
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With her Asian demographic
and her big fake boobs.
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Oh, you've noticed them,
have you?
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Oh, honey, relax.
You know I'm an ass man.
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Okay, come on,
you've gotta go change.
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I'm thinking the black Von Furstenberg
with the new Jimmy Choo's.
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Oh, no, I can barely walk in those.
They're so tall and spiky.
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Can I just wear these?
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Black suit, brown shoes?
Sure you can.
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"Hello, Sandy Tanaka.
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"Get your big fake rack down here.
You got the job."
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You're right, you're right.
What would I do without you?
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Clash.
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That was so awesome.
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All those players
I grew up watching.
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All those legends
in the same room.
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You know, I couldn't help thinking,
"They got so fat."
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You know, how I keep it off?
I only eat meat.
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Well, that's not a heart attack
waiting to happen.
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Well, let's hope you're right.
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Right, let's hit the tables.
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Oh, we're gambling, huh?
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Oh, I'm not.
I promised Nic I wouldn't gamble.
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But it's Big Rick here's
first time in AC.
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Thought he ought to have
a little taste of the action.
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Oh, I don't need to taste the action.
I assume it tastes like chicken.
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I'll tell you what I do.
I'll spot you 100 bucks each, all right?
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Just as a thank you for
signing my balls.
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How you doing, darling?
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Danny, I'm gonna do a walk and talk
along the fence there.
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And make sure you're wide enough
to see my shoes.
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Jack said he wanted you
in there with the animals.
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Actually in there with them?
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Well, if that's what Jack wants.
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Hey, guys!
Hello, little fella.
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Oh!
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Aren't you musty?
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All right, Dr. Doolittle.
We've live in 3, 2...
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Halloween is one again upon us.
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And here at the Upper Darby Autumn Festival,
there's a petting zoo your little goblins won't want to miss.
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Already the festival's attracted a record...
number of...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Get a hold of yourself, sweetie.
Now say it again.
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You did what?
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I impaled a bunny with my shoe.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, honey,
I'm coming to get you.
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Where are you?
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Boys, please keep it down!
My wife is very upset.
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She just killed a bunny.
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- A bunny?!
- His wife?!
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It was so horrible.
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Oh, honey, I know.
But it's gonna be okay.
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And it's a holiday.
Maybe not that many people were watching.
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And Halloween got a little scarier today
at a Philadelphia petting zoo.
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We should warn you.
This footage may not be appropriate for children.
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Here at the Upper Darby Autumn Festival,
there's a petting zoo your little goblins won't want to miss.
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Oh! Aah!
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Holy crap!
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I know.
It's already online.
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There's a petting zoo your little goblins
won't want to miss.
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Ugh!
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Guess who I am.
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Old-timey lesbian?
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Here's a hint.
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Uh, what am gonna do about
World War II?
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Oh, no, I can't believe
I've got Polio!
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Have you met my wife Eleanor?
She's got a face like a boat.
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Whoosh!
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Greetings, citizens.
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So what does the S stand for?
"Seriously"?
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I think you can
pull it off, Superman.
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Thank you...
wheelchair transvestite?
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So, Superman?
Really?
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- What?
- Oh, nothing.
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It's just kind of nice knowing
I could kick Superman's ass.
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Excuse me?
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Ignore her.
She's all hopped up on candy.
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Yeah, I ate so many Skittles
I peed the rainbow.
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Wow, you're actually claiming
that you could kick my ass?
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You guys, can we please go
to this party?
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I'm really sweating in this suit.
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You don't think that I could?
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Uh, well, I'm bigger than you.
I am stronger than you.
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I wrestled in high school.
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Oh, a wrestler, huh? Mm-hmm.
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Well, then it shouldn't be a problem
if somebody were to-- Hatcha!
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What the hell was that?
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Sorry.
What I mean to do was this!
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You are out of control.
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Face it.
You can't beat me.
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I've got special powers.
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Oh, look out, Superman!
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Ow! Ow! Let me go!
Let me go, let me go!
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All right, but first admit
I am the Man of Steel.
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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Fine, I've got nothing but time.
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Okay, let go, come on.
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Not until you say
I am Superman.
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Hmm?
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I'm hot.
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Place your bets.
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Okay, here's what
I'm thinking.
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I keep the money...
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That's it.
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Come on, man,
you gotta play.
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Besides, it's my 100 bucks.
You know, you just keep the profits.
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Okay, okay.
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Hit me.
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And...not my money.
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It's to you, Rick.
Want a card?
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I don't know.
How do I do this?
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You gotta get a higher number
than the dealer.
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But you can't go over 21.
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Okay, I have 14.
What do you have?
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I can't tell you that, sir.
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Well, this is a nightmare.
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Ask for a card.
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Can I have another card,
please?
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21.
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21 is 21, right?
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- Yeah, man, it's 21!
- I won?
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Oh, my God!
I won $10.
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You having fun now?
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Yeah--not with the ring.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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We were on our way to a party.
We thought we'd see how she's doing.
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You didn't have to do that.
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That's what I said.
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Honey, look who's here.
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Hey, how are you?
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It's only the worst day of
my entire life.
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But I'm getting through it.
Apparently I drink Scotch now.
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Where did you see it?
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On the Internet.
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It--it's on the Internet?
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Um, yeah, it's, um, called
"Can I See This Bunny in a Size Eight?"
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Well, there you go.
It's everywhere.
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I told you
it was over.
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What's over?
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I was up for weekend anchor.
It was between me and Sandy Tanaka.
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Oh, we love Sandy Tanaka!
Why would I do that?
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There must be some way
to fix this.
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Well, hey, what about if you, uh,
you make a big apology on the air.
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You know, maybe go back
to the petting zoo.
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Maybe you should wear sneakers.
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I can't go back there.
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Sweetie, you've gotta give it a try.
You want it so much.
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Call Jack.
You can still get on the 11:00 news.
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Okay.
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Okay,
I'll do it.
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Ahoy.
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Unh, let me go!
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Let me go who?
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Oh, you are so lame!
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Hey, Sweaty Roosevelt,
help me out over here.
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I'm sorry,
but I've got Polio.
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You know, I think it's interesting
that you feel the need to be called Superman.
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I mean really, what is that--
Oh wait, ow, ow, ow!
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No, no, no,
I've got a cramp.
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Seriously, let me go.
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She's totally faking.
She always used to try this.
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Oh, not faking,
not faking!
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It really hurts!
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Just say it!
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Oh, my God,
will you stop being such an ass?
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Look for tears.
250
00:12:56,815 --> 00:13:00,573
She can fake the noises,
but she can't make tears.
251
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,533
I can't see her face.
252
00:13:02,695 --> 00:13:04,702
Let me go!
253
00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:08,371
- Totally dry.
- Damn it!
254
00:13:09,795 --> 00:13:13,043
- 21.
- I can't lose!
255
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:15,171
How much do I have now?
256
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,332
You're up 700.
257
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:17,713
$700?
258
00:13:17,886 --> 00:13:18,423
Yeah.
259
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,210
Do you have any idea
how much money that is?
260
00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:22,670
Well, I once tipped
a dealer five grand.
261
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,970
Do you have any idea
how much money that is?
262
00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:29,303
Hey, I just realized something.
I've never seen you have fun before.
263
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,101
I know.
It's freaking me out.
264
00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:35,233
Place your bets.
265
00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:36,273
I'm betting it all.
266
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,020
Oh, God.
267
00:13:37,198 --> 00:13:38,523
You gotta admire
the plums on this kid.
268
00:13:38,695 --> 00:13:42,322
Hear that?
Admire my plums.
269
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,402
You're betting it all?
270
00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:47,703
I'm gonna get Lina the best trumpet
anyone's ever gotten.
271
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,163
Hit me.
272
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,702
Hit me.
273
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,240
Hit me.
274
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,412
21!
275
00:13:53,588 --> 00:13:56,583
- 22.
- 22--what?
276
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:57,502
Sorry, bud.
277
00:13:57,677 --> 00:13:59,212
Before you take away the chips--
Okay, you're taking away the chips.
278
00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:00,541
Why are you taking the chips,
Vivian?
279
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,051
Vivian,
let's talk about this.
280
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,302
It's gonna be okay, all right?
281
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,593
How can it be okay?
I had $700.
282
00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:09,683
I didn't have to keep going.
What am I gonna get Lina now?
283
00:14:09,858 --> 00:14:13,431
She'll understand.
She shouldn't have to understand.
284
00:14:13,606 --> 00:14:16,021
What do I do?
How do I get that money back?
285
00:14:16,198 --> 00:14:16,943
You can't.
286
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,770
Not unless you keep playing.
287
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,730
I'm in!
288
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,193
- We'll go for another 1,000.
- Yes!
289
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,202
No! No! No, no, no, no!
290
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:30,702
Look, we agreed 100 bucks,
that's all, okay?
291
00:14:30,877 --> 00:14:32,661
I lost my money.
We didn't keep going.
292
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,203
'Cause you're a loser.
I'm a winner.
293
00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:37,123
I've got plums!
294
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:39,042
You promised Nicole
you wouldn't gamble.
295
00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:39,920
I'm not gambling.
296
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,381
I'm just helping a skinny, pale kid
buy some gal a trombone.
297
00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:44,882
- Trumpet.
- Whatever.
298
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:49,263
Never one of them gonna
get you laid.
299
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:54,182
- Just say I'm Superman.
- No!
300
00:14:54,355 --> 00:14:56,810
- My God, this is crazy! Ugh!
301
00:14:56,986 --> 00:14:57,812
You're grownups!
302
00:14:57,988 --> 00:15:01,022
Evan, you a doctor.
Doctors don't do this.
303
00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:06,073
And you... it's much less surprising,
but enough already!
304
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,491
Two words will set you free.
305
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,613
Oh, I got two words for you.
306
00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:13,332
Unless...
307
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:18,750
Oh, you guys are enjoying this.
308
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,833
What?!
309
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,833
I'm thinking maybe you two--
310
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,003
- Whoa, no, ew!
- No, I don't think so.
311
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:24,632
Yeah, yeah.
312
00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:28,510
All I know is you both found a way
to spend the whole night wrapped around each other.
313
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:29,931
She is so not my type.
314
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:33,143
If anybody is into anybody,
it's obviously him.
315
00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:34,640
Uh, where do you get that?
316
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:37,390
Uh, hello!
317
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,312
That's padding.
318
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:40,103
Really?
319
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:41,312
Come on,
for two hours?
320
00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:43,690
Hey, I thought it might be
your one superpower.
321
00:15:43,865 --> 00:15:45,232
You know what?
322
00:15:45,407 --> 00:15:52,780
I'm gonna go to this party by myself
'cause I think you two kids need a little alone time.
323
00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:58,791
- You're Superman.
- Whatever.
324
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,752
How do I look?
325
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,541
Like a woman who's sorry
she killed a bunny.
326
00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:07,211
Any chance you could cry?
327
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,212
I don't think so.
328
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,431
Maybe we can get you there.
Picture me with another woman.
329
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,102
Oh. We're kissing.
We're groping each other.
330
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,142
Skirts are being
ripped off.
331
00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:20,603
- He said skirts.
- I heard it.
332
00:16:20,775 --> 00:16:22,692
Honey, I don't need to cry.
I can handle this.
333
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:26,610
All right,
we're ready to go.
334
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,862
Uh...
335
00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:32,150
We're live in 3, 2...
336
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:36,070
Less than ten hours ago,
I was standing on this very spot
337
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:41,792
surrounded by these glorious creatures
that I love so much.
338
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:48,802
But then tragedy struck, taking the life
of a popular little fellow named...QTip.
339
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:54,511
My heart goes out to bunnies
and bunny lovers everywhere
340
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:58,891
over the loss
of this amazing rabbit.
341
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:04,942
I hope you can forgive me,
and that I can forgive myself.
342
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:12,531
Reporting live amongst my furry friends,
Holly Ellenbogen, News 9.
343
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,070
And we're out.
344
00:17:16,247 --> 00:17:19,371
Please get these things away from me!
Get them away from me!
345
00:17:19,546 --> 00:17:21,913
Wait, sorry.
Now we're out.
346
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,251
Oh!
347
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,293
- We cannot catch a break.
- We need more money.
348
00:17:29,468 --> 00:17:31,132
Man, this is starting to get ugly.
349
00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:32,881
Starting to get ugly?
350
00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:36,303
You lost $15,000.
You have got to stop.
351
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,392
Don't listen to him.
Gambling is fun.
352
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,602
We are having fun!
353
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,482
This is insane, man.
You have a problem.
354
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:47,063
Look, I appreciate your concern.
But I'm a big boy.
355
00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:51,570
And nobody tells Yonk Allen
what to do.
356
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,192
It's Nicole.
357
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,110
What's she doing calling you?
358
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,452
I'm supposed to make sure
you don't gamble.
359
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:03,252
You ain't doing
a good job.
360
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:04,912
Hey.
361
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,672
Hey, how's he doing?
362
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:11,673
Uh, let me go somewhere
where I can talk, okay?
363
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:13,760
All right, look.
I'll tell you what.
364
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:19,392
You just put the money away,
and... she doesn't need to know anything.
365
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,051
What are you doing here, kid?
366
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,061
What are you doing?
367
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,813
You have this incredible woman,
and if I were married to her,
368
00:18:27,988 --> 00:18:33,361
man, I would never,
I would never risk screwing that up.
369
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:36,862
You're right.
370
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:39,203
No!
371
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,660
Hey, he's, uh...
372
00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:44,291
He's doing good.
Everything's fine.
373
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:47,043
Oh, that's great.
Thank you so much.
374
00:18:47,215 --> 00:18:48,752
Yeah, yeah,
it was no big deal.
375
00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:50,213
So where are you guys now?
376
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:51,793
Uh...strip club.
377
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,420
Oh, that's great.
Keep him there.
378
00:18:54,595 --> 00:18:57,012
Will do.
379
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:57,973
Thanks, kid.
380
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,221
Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
381
00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:02,763
No.
382
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:03,852
What?
383
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,063
I'm not stopping.
I want my salary for this week.
384
00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:08,643
Yeah, that's not happening.
385
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:11,652
I worked for it.
It's mine, and I want it.
386
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,520
No way, man.
387
00:19:12,696 --> 00:19:13,863
It's your rent,
it's your gas.
388
00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:14,782
You can't afford that.
389
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:17,281
I don't care.
It's for Lina. It's my money.
390
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,451
I just--
391
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,372
Just once
I need to not lose.
392
00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:33,091
Thank you.
393
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,840
Good luck.
394
00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:48,770
Hit me.
395
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,941
Hit me.
396
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,813
Don't do it.
397
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:56,401
Hit me.
398
00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:00,992
Oh, my God.
399
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,663
This--
I don't know what to say.
400
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:09,500
This is the most thoughtful,
perfect present I've ever gotten.
401
00:20:09,665 --> 00:20:11,330
Yay!
402
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:16,001
Now let's see what
this baby can do, okay?
403
00:20:18,386 --> 00:20:20,843
Shut up!
404
00:20:23,016 --> 00:20:25,761
That's my neighbor in 2A.
405
00:20:25,938 --> 00:20:28,520
Excuse me.
406
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:35,560
That's for the electric guitar!
How do you like that now?
407
00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:46,990
Thank you.
It's perfect.
408
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,590
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