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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,369 --> 00:00:04,969 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 2 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:06,438 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 3 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:07,905 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 4 00:00:07,906 --> 00:00:09,741 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 5 00:00:09,742 --> 00:00:11,409 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 6 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:13,344 ♪ So that you can know Your left from your right ♪ 7 00:00:13,345 --> 00:00:15,414 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 8 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:16,948 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 9 00:00:16,949 --> 00:00:18,083 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 10 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:19,384 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 11 00:00:19,385 --> 00:00:20,686 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 12 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,954 ♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪ 13 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,822 ♪ Till the war is won ♪ 14 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,491 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 15 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:29,193 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 16 00:00:29,194 --> 00:00:31,796 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 17 00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:33,233 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 18 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,884 Hm? 19 00:00:53,786 --> 00:00:56,088 Well, let's see here. 20 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:58,123 "Riliy wuz"... 21 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:01,460 "Riliy wuz her"? 22 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,094 I'm afraid I don't get it. 23 00:01:03,095 --> 00:01:05,998 It says, "Riley was here. " 24 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:10,335 No, it doesn't. It- It says, "Riliy wuz her. " 25 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:13,172 How you gonna tell me? I wrote it. 26 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,206 Oh- Oh, I'm not saying it's not good. 27 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:18,476 I- I'm just saying you could make it more clear to people 28 00:01:18,477 --> 00:01:20,078 that you were here. 29 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,847 You're Riley, I presume? 30 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,049 Uh, yeah. 31 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:27,552 Hey, Riley. It sure is super to meet you. 32 00:01:27,553 --> 00:01:30,022 See, there, where the "here" is all scrunched? 33 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,957 I ran out of room. 34 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:35,995 Well, that's why God gave houses four walls. 35 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:44,169 You see how roughing out the letters first 36 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,471 helped us make sure everything fit? 37 00:01:46,472 --> 00:01:47,672 Yeah. 38 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:50,609 Now niggas will definitely know I was here. 39 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,611 But as an artist, you must ask yourself, 40 00:01:53,612 --> 00:01:56,781 "Why should they care that I was here?" 41 00:01:56,782 --> 00:01:59,184 Well, that's all the time we have for today. 42 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,788 I hope to see you again real soon. 43 00:02:06,358 --> 00:02:07,426 Hm? 44 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:11,163 Hm. 45 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,665 Hey! 46 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,434 Who are you? 47 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,538 Hey, come back here! 48 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,208 It wasn't me! 49 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:25,577 It says, "Riley was here. " 50 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,979 Well, maybe it was another Riley. 51 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,215 You dropped these pictures. 52 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,949 And, um... 53 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,853 you have paint all over your hands. 54 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,522 Riley, graffiti is a serious crime. 55 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:40,058 Now, as the assistant district attorney, 56 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,526 I'd have to arrest you and send you to jail. 57 00:02:42,527 --> 00:02:44,529 And you wouldn't want that, would you? 58 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:47,465 No, 'cause I remember when you got arrested that one time, 59 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:50,102 and you was cryin' 'cause you thought they were gonna rape... 60 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,605 Well, I don't exactly remember it happening like that. 61 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,139 Yeah, it did. 62 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,341 The way you was talkin', 63 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,209 they was fittin' to wear that ass out. 64 00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:02,714 Okay! So we're all agreed that none of us want to go to jail. 65 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:05,250 And then there was something about a salad or something? 66 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:08,753 Yes, salads! For dinner. 67 00:03:08,754 --> 00:03:10,989 They make you eat vegetables every night, 68 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:14,459 and they're not delicious... at all. 69 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,629 Uh, is the cop here for me or Riley? 70 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:21,366 Your brother got caught spraying graffiti on... 71 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,102 Wait. Why would he be here for you? 72 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,570 Uh, no reason. 73 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:27,205 Fine! 74 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:30,107 I knew y'all was gonna find a way to blame me for this. 75 00:03:30,108 --> 00:03:33,077 Go ahead. Say hello to the bad guy. 76 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:35,046 But a white man told me to do it. 77 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:37,716 Wait a minute. What white man? What did he look like? 78 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:38,783 White. 79 00:03:38,784 --> 00:03:41,119 I just assumed he was in charge. 80 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,054 Why? 81 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,388 'Cause he was white. 82 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,658 And just what did this white man look like? 83 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,894 He had a... 84 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,196 Who do I look like, Snitchy McRat? 85 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,631 I don't talk to police. 86 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,066 Boy, you better work your mouth. 87 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:58,337 If you gonna take me to jail, then take me to jail. 88 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:05,043 Tell the Robinsons I'll pay for all the damages. 89 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:06,278 I'm very sorry. 90 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:09,716 It won't happen again. 91 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:14,619 Man, what was up with them? 92 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,221 They was trippin'. 93 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,223 What we got to eat? 94 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:19,891 A... 95 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:20,859 belt! 96 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,127 Come here! 97 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,595 Get your little butt over here! 98 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,597 We all know that the images we see 99 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,999 can elicit strong emotional reactions. 100 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,036 But I've always wondered: can the images we see 101 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:33,171 do more than hurt us emotionally? 102 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,540 Is it possible to see something so bad 103 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,776 that it actually hurts you physically? 104 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,211 In other words, 105 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,647 can too much black television kill you? 106 00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:43,948 You keep it up... 107 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,852 The idea that too much 108 00:04:47,853 --> 00:04:49,921 black television can kill you 109 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:52,591 is absolutely preposterous. 110 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,959 I should know. I'm an expert. 111 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,062 Can't you tell by my accent? Hm? 112 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,964 Actually, in 1999, 113 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:03,000 21-year-old Shaquoia Peterson died suddenly 114 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:07,672 in the 13th hour of a 24-hour Parkers marathon on UPN. 115 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:13,310 The exact cause of death was never determined. 116 00:05:13,311 --> 00:05:15,480 Shaquoia's family settled out of court 117 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,382 for an undisclosed amount of money. 118 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,551 UPN admitted no wrongdoing. 119 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,753 I decided I would watch nothing 120 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,922 but black people on TV for two weeks 121 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:26,857 to see if I suffered any adverse health effects. 122 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:29,961 I started by getting a full physical at the health office. 123 00:05:31,163 --> 00:05:32,763 Well, your blood pressure is fine, 124 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:34,932 which is unusual for black people. 125 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:37,869 And your overall level of health is excellent. 126 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,271 These were the rules. 127 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,606 I was only allowed to watch TV 128 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:44,475 featuring a majority of African American performers, 129 00:05:44,476 --> 00:05:45,944 commercials included. 130 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:49,215 Okay. Niggerize me. 131 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,283 And this is just more proof 132 00:05:52,284 --> 00:05:54,819 the white man made a tragic misjudgment 133 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:57,755 when he made it legal to teach niggers to read and write. 134 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:58,857 Paint faster. 135 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,558 Oh, what? What? What? 136 00:06:00,559 --> 00:06:03,095 You call that art? Huh? 137 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,797 Ain't no nigger ever been good at drawin'. 138 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,965 If Michelangelo had been black, 139 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:10,535 Jesus would look like George Jefferson. 140 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,937 Keep paintin'. 141 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,140 Okay, we're here. 142 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:16,842 I'll pick you up in an hour. 143 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:20,078 Granddad, I'm sorry. 144 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,080 I don't want art lessons. 145 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,149 Well, maybe if you learned to draw on paper, 146 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,984 you wouldn't be drawing on people's houses. 147 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,219 I won't draw again, ever. 148 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,955 I know you won't. 149 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:32,858 I picked a good teacher for you too. 150 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,926 Whoo, boring! And you better not fall asleep. 151 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:35,862 Now, get outta here. 152 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,305 It's you. 153 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,839 Hey, Riley. 154 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,309 It sure is super to see you again. 155 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,545 Let's get started. 156 00:06:56,348 --> 00:06:57,616 And what the heck. 157 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:00,551 Let's have some mountains and some clouds. 158 00:07:00,552 --> 00:07:05,224 Oh, and of course, some joyful, little trees right there. 159 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,092 Isn't that beautiful? 160 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:10,928 I love painting trees. 161 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:12,530 What do you like to paint, Riley... 162 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,667 ... aside from your own name, of course? 163 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:18,002 I got in trouble 'cause of you. 164 00:07:18,003 --> 00:07:19,838 I thought it was your house. 165 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,372 It was my mistake. 166 00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:24,409 But you'll find I don't really believe in mistakes. 167 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,178 I believe in happy accidents. 168 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:30,848 Because you got in trouble, your granddad hired me. 169 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:34,253 And we are gonna have so much fun. 170 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:38,856 Well, Riley, I certainly don't want to keep you here 171 00:07:38,857 --> 00:07:40,358 if you don't want to. 172 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:41,993 Your granddad wants to make sure. 173 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,795 I make you do just one drawing a day. 174 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:45,765 Then you can go. 175 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,700 I just gotta draw one thing? 176 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,634 Anything you want. 177 00:07:50,635 --> 00:07:52,303 Heh-heh. Have fun. 178 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:53,805 Cool. 179 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:06,183 What? 180 00:08:06,184 --> 00:08:08,920 Oh, nothing. You're free to go. 181 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:10,355 What's funny? 182 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,590 Nothing. Nothing at all. 183 00:08:12,591 --> 00:08:16,094 I'll call your granddad and tell him you're walking home. 184 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:19,531 I wasn't really trying. I could do better if I wanted. 185 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,633 Oh, I'm sure. 186 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,836 Hey! 187 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:28,073 You ain't have to ball it up and throw it in the trash! 188 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,009 You know what? That's disrespectful! 189 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,545 Your mama should've raised you better. 190 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:46,124 I wasn't even really trying. 191 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,226 Mm-hm. 192 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:56,401 Wait a minute. I forgot why I came in here. 193 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,036 That's odd. 194 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,405 What are you doing on the computer? 195 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,140 I'm looking up art. 196 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:04,843 I swore I came in here for something. 197 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:18,023 Yeah. Throw this away. 198 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,091 Hey, man! That was good! 199 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,827 Yes, but you didn't draw this. 200 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,062 Yes, I did! 201 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,897 I don't think you did. 202 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,433 Uh, yeah? Then who drew it? 203 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:31,703 I did. You got this off my website. 204 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,039 Now, I bet you can sit down 205 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,508 and draw something even better than this. 206 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:38,510 Let's try. 207 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,779 Um, I don't feel like it. 208 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:44,349 Well, then, just do it real quick like before. 209 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:47,985 Oh, I get it. Is that how you get your kicks? 210 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,721 You get little kids to draw stuff 211 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,889 when they ain't even really tryin' that hard, 212 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:53,691 just so you can laugh? 213 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:54,760 You sick. 214 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,299 Finished? 215 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,034 No, man! 216 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,702 Damn, stop sweatin' me. 217 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:06,203 I mean, can I draw? 218 00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:09,341 Can I put the damn lines on the pages, please? Please? 219 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,874 You sure can. 220 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,544 I'm sorry for interrupting. 221 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,554 Hm. 222 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,357 I think it's time to move to a bigger canvas. 223 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,392 Yeah. 224 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:36,534 So you mean you really gonna go out with me while I tag a house? 225 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,869 I sometimes like to paint murals. 226 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,372 I think they're fun. 227 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,274 Wow, you pretty cool. 228 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:46,677 So do you know what you want to paint? 229 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:49,580 The difference between good artists and great artists 230 00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:54,419 is not how well they paint, but what they choose to paint. 231 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,721 I wanna paint Scarface shootin' at, like, 232 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,623 15 Colombian drug lords 233 00:10:58,624 --> 00:10:59,891 with bitches. 234 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:02,227 That sounds really violent. 235 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,328 I don't like violent things. 236 00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:06,430 You should take people by surprise 237 00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:08,800 and do something they wouldn't expect you to do. 238 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,282 Hey, Riley, it's great to see you. 239 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,283 We'll be painting a mural tonight, 240 00:11:26,284 --> 00:11:28,987 so we gotta make sure we have all our equipment. 241 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,856 Okay, I see paints, 242 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,024 flashlights... 243 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,092 Ooh. 244 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,194 And a pair of fast running shoes 245 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,029 for getting away from the police. 246 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,799 We're all set. Let's get started. 247 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:50,274 I'm a little nauseous, man. 248 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,943 But no serious problems yet. 249 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,183 Finished. 250 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,717 Oh, no, Riley. 251 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,385 You can't sign it. 252 00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:03,321 If anyone finds out what we're doing, 253 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,656 I won't be able to teach you art anymore. 254 00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,425 And that would make me real sad. 255 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,627 But how people gonna know I did it? 256 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,096 An artist who has done his job well 257 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:13,866 doesn't need to sign his name. 258 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,205 Huh? 259 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:24,008 Someone sprayed graffiti on another house? 260 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:34,252 It touches my soul. 261 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,920 My God. 262 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,857 I have to know who did this! It's... it's fantastic. 263 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,793 Well, I- I- I'm positive it wasn't the hooligans 264 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,094 who spray-painted the Robinsons' house. 265 00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:46,431 Eh, uh- This is far too sophisticated. 266 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,666 I should know. I'm an expert. 267 00:12:51,102 --> 00:12:53,538 Mm-hm. 268 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,640 Oh, if the Lord was here right now, 269 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:58,008 he would want you to take care of yourselves 270 00:12:58,009 --> 00:12:59,577 and give the money in the basket, 271 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:00,678 so I can take care of myself. 272 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:05,115 Okay, so eight days in, and I don't know. 273 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,185 I feel okay, I guess. 274 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,986 I'm tired. 275 00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:12,657 I'm supposed to be checking my blood pressure, but... 276 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,225 forgot how to use this thing. 277 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,360 Drive me a fast car. 278 00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:17,496 Get to the- 279 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,132 I don't trust that art tutor of yours. 280 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,301 He seems a little strange. 281 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,536 I heard he was a Gulf War vet. 282 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:28,506 I don't know. He might be crazy. 283 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:32,076 Hey, did you see that painting on the Franklins' house? 284 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,244 Yeah. 285 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,047 What you think? Nice, right? 286 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,750 Not that I had anything to do with it. 287 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,052 Of course you didn't have anything to do with it. 288 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,353 Stevie Wonder could see 289 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,455 you didn't have anything to do with it. 290 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,127 I'm very excited about tonight, Riley. 291 00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:52,229 Have you decided on what to paint? 292 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,230 No. 293 00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:54,599 Oh, that's okay. 294 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,935 You'll know what to paint when the time is right. 295 00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:00,638 Tonight, let's paint a picture of someone you love. 296 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,708 Maybe someone who's not with us anymore. 297 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,778 Oh, you mean like a fallen soldier? 298 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:10,082 That's exactly what I mean. 299 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,785 Now, the great artist shows the viewer 300 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,921 something beautiful about himself 301 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,589 that he's never seen before. 302 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,658 Or maybe something he'd forgotten. 303 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,327 If I keep practicing, 304 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,028 do you think I could sell my art 305 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,731 and make, like, millions of dollars? 306 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,032 Maybe. 307 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,601 But you'll never possess anything of greater value 308 00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:32,470 than the art you sold. 309 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,173 Whatever, nigga. I wanna get paid. 310 00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:38,676 Are you sure I can't sign this one? 311 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,578 I don't care if I get in trouble. 312 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,648 Hm, I don't think it's a good idea. 313 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,517 Oh, what if I use one of my aliases? 314 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,953 That way, they won't know it was me, 315 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,488 but nobody else can claim my shit. 316 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,393 Yeah, yeah. 317 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,194 Hm. 318 00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,930 It's beautiful. ... Ol' Dirty Bastard... 319 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:02,166 Yet gangsta. I think he's trying to... 320 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,568 Moves me deep within. It's Jesus. 321 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,304 I-I-is that his signature? 322 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,572 It's many signatures. 323 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,475 I can't believe it! 324 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:14,478 How will we ever ascertain the identity of the true artist 325 00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:17,915 so that we may shower him with praise and adoration? 326 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,385 Perhaps the bigger the signature, 327 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,421 the more they contributed. 328 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,589 No- No, I believe they're in order of importance 329 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,091 from top to bottom and right to left. 330 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,193 No, no, no. Wrong, wrong. 331 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,195 According to guild rules, 332 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,998 each credited artist, uh, must have contributed 333 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,167 an equal part to the total work. 334 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:39,102 Well, I'd pay a lot of money 335 00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,540 for a painting like this in my house. 336 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,342 I can't believe it, man! 337 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,043 How niggas gonna-? 338 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,679 Man, how niggas gonna just come by 339 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,582 and just sign they name on someone else's shit 340 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,117 all after the fact? 341 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,919 Tryin' to steal my shine! 342 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,689 Man, that's some ol' bullshit! Damn! 343 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,559 You know, Riley, the moon steals its shine from the sun, 344 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,762 and no one ever gets the two confused. 345 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,297 Take it as a compliment. 346 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:10,568 Why can't niggas do them? Huh? Why niggas got to do me? 347 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:15,039 Why niggas got to ride me like a rodeo show? 348 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,909 Why can't they shine on they own shit? 349 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,711 No, man, I ain't havin' that. 350 00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:23,581 Excuse me. Huh? 351 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,350 Excuse me. Listen, everybody. 352 00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:28,786 I got an announcement to make. 353 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,921 Now, I know this is gonna come 354 00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:34,324 as a huge surprise to everyone, but... 355 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,326 I'm the artist. 356 00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:40,230 That's right, people. I know. Amazing, ain't it? 357 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,968 So young, so young. 358 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:53,310 I never heard of anything so ridiculous in all my life. 359 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,012 I should know. 360 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,747 Hey, kid, can you get out of the way? 361 00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,648 I'm trying to take a picture. 362 00:16:58,649 --> 00:17:01,686 I'm serious. I painted this. 363 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,888 Stop lyin', boy. Stop lyin'. 364 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,257 Everybody knows niggers can't paint. 365 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,393 Why you think all the great artists have all been white 366 00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:10,894 and called "masters"? 367 00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:14,065 Master Van Gogh. Master Picasso. 368 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,034 That- That genius that drawed that comic strip 369 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,368 with the talkin' penguin. 370 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,370 The Master Penguin-Drawer. 371 00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:22,807 Boy, come here. Get over here, now. 372 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,543 What's going on, here? What did you do? 373 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,312 I painted this. 374 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,748 You painted this? 375 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,083 Yeah, right. 376 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,152 And I suppose Gary Coleman painted the Mona Lisa. 377 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,624 Hey, you know what? I painted it too. 378 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,459 Me too. 379 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,995 What did I tell you about lying? Come here. 380 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,030 You been looking at too much TV. 381 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,432 Ow! But, I- Stop lying so much! 382 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,401 Now that, in my expert opinion, 383 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,535 is an ass-whooping. 384 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,036 Can't you give me credit? 385 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,872 Stop looking at Adult Swim. 386 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,674 It's that damn art tutor. 387 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,309 He's doing it, isn't he? 388 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,678 Well, why can't I have painted the walls? 389 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,114 Why can't I be a talented artist? 390 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,250 Boy, you ain't even a talented vandal. 391 00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,653 What's good, y'all? 392 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,355 You niggas is makin' a whole lot of noise. 393 00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,957 Where you been? 394 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,225 Just, you know, chillin'. 395 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:18,362 You know, just doing my little TV-watchin' thing. 396 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,798 You know, doin' me. 397 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,200 You know when 398 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,934 you takin' a dookie, 399 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:26,436 and it's a dump that ain't the dookie that you wanna take, 400 00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:28,940 but it's the dookie that the dookie wanna take. 401 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,341 It's workin' you over. Not like how you want it... 402 00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:32,476 Yo, move. 403 00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:34,545 You blockin' the TV, nigga. 404 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,081 You the boss, but the dookie doin' it where you want it- 405 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,217 Eh, you- You know what I'm talkin' about. 406 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,452 And you wished you had a baby wipe. 407 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,521 For God's sake, where are the damn baby wipes 408 00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:45,822 when you need it? 409 00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:47,558 And then your ass is just itchin'... 410 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,728 Hey, don't tell Granddad I left. 411 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,264 We got any grape soda? 412 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,566 Nigga, you stupid. 413 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,235 ... do when you do when you do- 414 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,136 Sensing a gruesome battle ahead 415 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,605 over the injured ibex... 416 00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,040 Yo, and it was like, 417 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,611 just like that, the experiment was, like, over. 418 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,281 And I ain't really get sick or nothin'. 419 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,920 So you're sure you want to do this? 420 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,923 Yes. But I need help. 421 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,792 Okay, let's get started. 422 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:30,067 Oh, wish we had a few more hours. 423 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,738 I think you got your point across just fine. 424 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,739 Freeze! 425 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,340 Run! 426 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,246 Go! Go! 427 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:45,516 I believe you should buckle your safety belt, Riley. 428 00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:47,585 Whoa! Damn! 429 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,825 It's the police. 430 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,461 I don't really like the police very much. 431 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,895 Me neither. 432 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,598 Good. Then I'm gonna drive really fast 433 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,300 so we can get away from them, 434 00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,901 if that's okay with you. 435 00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:05,902 Yeah! 436 00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:08,840 That's great. Hold on. 437 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,380 Hello? 438 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,748 Again? 439 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,885 Huh? Whose house? 440 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:27,224 I think it's time we lost these guys. 441 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,661 ♪ When my dreams come true ♪ 442 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,798 Hold on. 443 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:34,799 Yeah! 444 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:52,383 ♪ To be any more ♪ 445 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:57,289 ♪ When all I am Would be alive ♪ 446 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,796 Let's paint a picture of someone you love. 447 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,934 Maybe someone who's not with us anymore. 448 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,780 Thanks, man. 449 00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:25,849 Thank you, Riley. 450 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:28,418 I had a great time painting with you. 451 00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:31,589 Now, you keep on painting, and God bless. 452 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,068 It's so beautiful. 453 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,806 Thank you, boy. 454 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,708 Well, that's it. Out of memory. 455 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,810 You can start cleaning it off now. 456 00:21:53,811 --> 00:21:55,679 What? But- But what-? 457 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,249 No buts. Start drawing on paper, and this wouldn't happen. 458 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,285 Nobody told you to paint all over my house 459 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,853 'cause you want to make a point. 460 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,488 This ain't Beat Street. 461 00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:09,088 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33033

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