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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,950 Don't worry, son. Tomorrow we'll be rich and safe in Paris! 2 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,195 Watch Bao. 3 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,074 You won't escape. 4 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,835 No one steals money from the Chinese mafia. 5 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,235 Passports and tickets? 6 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,392 Bernard Ciccolini? Are you crazy? My son's half Chinese! 7 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,593 I stole it from a Corsican. 8 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,117 You're lucky. He could have been named 9 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,231 Napoleon. 10 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,752 You're a dead man. 11 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:27,758 Hide Bao. 12 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,671 Keep Bao. 13 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,360 Meet me at the junket. 14 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,434 Two empty tables? 15 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,111 No reservations after 10:30. Fill 'em up! 16 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,431 No empty tables at Carco's! 17 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,279 Fill her up, D�d�. 18 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,870 GUARDIAN ANGELS 19 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,879 The no-shows just showed up. 20 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,754 It's a senator. He got stuck in traffic. 21 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,510 Seat him at the bar with champagne on the house. 22 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,231 Keep it snappy tonight. 23 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,194 - Hey girls. - Hi, Mr Carco. 24 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,550 Show your legs, Chook Chook. 25 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,158 They're gorgeous. 26 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,791 Remember to make eye contact! 27 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,191 You know the rule, Electra. 28 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,914 No funny stuff with customers. 29 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,233 A customer? He's a cousin from the South. 30 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,955 Antoine Carco's no moron! 31 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,311 Next time you're fired. And this is bad for your skin. 32 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,669 Regina won't go on. 33 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,950 What is it, baby? 34 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:01,154 Fire Chook Chook Nugget. It's her or me! 35 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,157 What now? 36 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,955 She's hitting on everyone, including you! 37 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,389 She bad-mouths me. 38 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,239 She wants to take my place. 39 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,353 - Regina Podium, 2 minutes. - No way, Lucky! 40 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,199 Baby, it's a full house! 41 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,511 A senator came just to hear you sing. 42 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,869 Straight from Hicksville! 43 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,796 I'll go cause I'm a pro. But if ever I hear any gossip 44 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,794 about you and Chook Chook, I'll rip your eyes out! 45 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,154 Break a leg, mon love. 46 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,634 Artists... 47 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,199 Good thing I'm level-headed. 48 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,030 Italia is winning 4 to 0. 49 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,153 Let me take care of this. 50 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,512 Can't you take care of your Regina instead? 51 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,040 Stop complaining. 52 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,832 Next week, Electra's replacing you. We'll go to Bermuda. 53 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,357 Antoine Merignac? 54 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:47,878 Who is this? 55 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,271 Ivan, pussycat. 56 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,793 Ivan Radmilo. Sticky Fingers. 57 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,351 - You remember! - Sticky? 58 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,715 I'm in Hong Kong. I need you. 59 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,555 I'm sick as hell. 60 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,990 What's wrong, pussycat? 61 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,875 Terminal cancer. 62 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,958 I'm stuck in the hospital. 63 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,037 That's awful. 64 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,754 I'll say! 65 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,678 Your sister said you made it big. 66 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,234 I screwed up bad. 67 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,359 Except for my kid. 68 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,520 He's Chinese. Real cute. 69 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,071 Soon he'll be an orphan, hounded 70 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,590 by thugs. Come get him. 71 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,874 You pop up out of nowhere after fifteen years! 72 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,793 "Merignac" is history. 73 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,799 My name's Carco now. 74 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,912 - I saved your life! - I know. 75 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,557 But I've changed. I'm a big shot. 76 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,839 I've gone legit. 77 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,760 I saved your life in Rangoon. 78 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,317 I blew up the courtroom. You forget fast. 79 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,749 I don't, pussycat. 80 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,759 I have a new life now. 81 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,031 He's on a junket. Here's the address. 82 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,751 You're being pushy. 83 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,271 His name's Bao. 84 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,195 I gave you a nickname. 85 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,556 Only he knows it. 86 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,989 What is it? 87 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,277 Oh, that's cute. Real cute. 88 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,830 He's just a kid. 89 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,992 He has a message for you. 90 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,635 I hid 15 million dollars for him. 20% for you. 91 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,996 A good sum. 92 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,078 How did you get it? 93 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,760 Find the kid's mother. 94 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,230 She's Chinese. Lily Wong. 95 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,791 She lives in Brussels with a painter. 96 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,674 Hold on, pussycat. 97 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,078 Keep me out of your love life. 98 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,311 Swear you'll come, Antoine. 99 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,800 I swear, pussycat... 100 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,229 You're my only hope. 101 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,952 You're breaking my heart... 102 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,558 Did you get a second opinion? 103 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,595 You'll keep your kid, pussycat. 104 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,511 You have to keep faith, pussycat! 105 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,878 Who is "pussycat"? 106 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,320 You won't believe me. 107 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,996 An old pal. It's been 20 years. 108 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,640 I don't believe you. 109 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,311 A splash. 110 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,800 Just a small glass. 111 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,591 - Mother Angelina? - Father Noze... 112 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,632 You called? 113 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,877 Let me tell you 114 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,720 how grateful the kids and I are. 115 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,197 The Sisters and you have filled their hearts with joy. 116 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,471 It's the Lord who guides us. 117 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,672 I have a favor to ask you. 118 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,553 You're still leaving tomorrow? 119 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,313 I'm retiring next year. 120 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,960 That means 40 years of archives to take back. 121 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,277 Heavens! 122 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,319 Could you take just a quarter of them? 123 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,117 The kids and I will share the load gleefully. 124 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,879 It's here. 125 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,074 A quarter of this? 126 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,560 No, this is it. 127 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,000 The rest is next door. 128 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,799 In addition... 129 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,234 I'd like you to take these trunks to the bishop. 130 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,514 It's our accounts for the past 20 years. 131 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,713 Where there's a will, there's a way. 132 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:43,677 Marvelous! 133 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:46,392 Just a drop. 134 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,390 You speak Chinese? 135 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,839 I get by. 136 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,158 Sandrine, this man speaks Chinese! 137 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,519 Can you say "How do you do?" 138 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,393 Of course... 139 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,550 Careful with the tones. One word can mean tons of things. 140 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,591 Jerome, Rachid, and I will help the boat people. 141 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,552 Why us? 142 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,673 The rest of you can go swimming. 143 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:16,991 Beware of sharks! 144 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,032 It's always us. It's not fair. 145 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:23,519 If helping hungry refugees is unfair, don't come. 146 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,316 I'll do it alone with 80-year-old Mother Angelina. 147 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,273 Then things will be fairer. 148 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,676 - Okay, Padre. - Don't say "Padre"! 149 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,592 Sorry. The slop slipped. 150 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,955 Does it hurt? 151 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,594 It's excruciating! 152 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,315 I'm mortified, Mother. 153 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,920 It sticks like shit, Father! 154 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,150 Rachid, be polite! 155 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,994 Stop clowning around! Try harder! 156 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,471 - Congratulations. - It was an accident. 157 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,994 All over my socks. 158 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:12,000 Look at the splendid steel bird skimming the skyscrapers. 159 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,720 Super! 160 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,879 Super-duper! 161 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,120 How do you do? 162 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,835 No, I said... 163 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,310 He's dumb! 164 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,749 This is a first. 165 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,838 I learned Chinese 20 years ago. 166 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,877 I'm surprised you don't understand. 167 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,154 The morgue? Already? 168 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,830 Murdered? 169 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,511 He was killed? 170 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,798 This is too much! 171 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,753 Don't take me for a jerk! 172 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,436 He's almost a baby. 173 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,356 His mother... I don't know where she is! 174 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,399 I'm your Dad's buddy. I came to help you. 175 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,552 - What's your name? - Antoine Carco. 176 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,479 Wrong! I won't talk to you. 177 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,194 The nickname! 178 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,719 Hook. Captain Hook. 179 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,994 Bank of Shanghai. The key. 180 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,954 Take me to Mommy. 181 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,071 I can't. 182 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,520 Mr Mo's gang! 183 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,994 Climb up! 184 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,636 Hurry up! 185 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,280 There! 186 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,633 Is this a boarding school? 187 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,271 - Listen, Bao. - I want Mommy. 188 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,075 Bad gangsters are after us. 189 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,237 We can't cross the border together. 190 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,920 I want to find Mommy. 191 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,680 Sure. 192 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,230 First I'll get your money. 193 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,314 I'll make a short trip to Geneva, then come get you. 194 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,670 Meanwhile, you'll stay with the nice nuns. 195 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,519 I want Mommy. 196 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,710 Cut it out. We've got no choice. 197 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,994 Can I see the director? 198 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,953 Jerome! 199 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,313 What are those disgusting dried frogs for? 200 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,718 - To make nice purses. - Enough! 201 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:08,233 I won't take you on a trip ever again! 202 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,510 Come on, Padre. 203 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,440 Don't call me... 204 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,879 Mother Angelina want speak you. 205 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,396 Finish packing, but in silence. 206 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,994 I'm coming. 207 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,715 - Your son? - Yes. 208 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,320 His mother is Chinese? 209 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,518 Yes. 210 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,798 What you've told me is so tragic. 211 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,349 Tragic. 212 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,360 Did you ask to see me? 213 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,359 Yes, Father Noze. This is a fellow Frenchman, Mr... 214 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,758 - Ciccolini. From Corsica. - Father Noze, "z" as in "zoo". 215 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,840 Mr Ciccolini is an engineer. 216 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,713 He's working on the Peking subway. 217 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,879 I thought the Germans were. 218 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,753 They were. We managed 219 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,873 to win back the contract. I'm off to China. 220 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,918 I can't take my son. 221 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,271 He wants us to keep him until he returns. 222 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,359 But it's not possible. 223 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,392 We can't take anyone till September. 224 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,833 I asked my wife to come from Paris, but she's in mourning. 225 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,519 Snookums just lost his Gramps. But he doesn't know yet. 226 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,197 He was bicycling and got squashed by a truck. 227 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,076 On your way back, you can take him to his mommy. 228 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,718 I'm sorry. That's impossible. 229 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,237 He's almost a baby. We're up to our necks in baggage. 230 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,193 We must help fellow Christians. 231 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,319 - He's a practicing Catholic. - I sure am. 232 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,074 My brother was a seminarist. 233 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,590 That's nice, but I have 7 rowdy kids. 234 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,150 And with your 500 pounds of freight, 235 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,552 the trip back will be a crown of thorns! 236 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,753 If Father doesn't want to help, forget it. 237 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,350 I never said I wouldn't help. 238 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,315 I spend my life with serious problem kids. 239 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,193 I know what "help" means. 240 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,032 Well... 241 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,835 one more kid won't make a difference. 242 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:02,871 Great! 243 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,357 As a Christian, it's nice to know the Church won't let you down. 244 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,558 Here's his passport, his ticket, and a few hundred bucks. 245 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,559 There's no need. 246 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,360 He'll eat for free on the plane. 247 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,030 Great! $20 for you, Mother. 248 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,710 Who'll be picking up Bernard in Paris? 249 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,957 Call him Bao. His Chinese nickname. 250 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,794 He hates "Bernard". He's very close to his mother. 251 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,592 Shall we call her? 252 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,275 I'll do it later. To save you the call. 253 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,236 Do it now to fix the exact time and place. 254 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,675 Here. Dial 0. 255 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,270 Carco's. 256 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,075 - It's Antoine. - Hey, bro. Still in Hong Kong? 257 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,231 What's the difference between an ostrich and a coffee table? 258 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,319 An ostrich is a bird 259 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,395 that sleeps standing up and a coffee table's a piece of furniture. 260 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,757 Dumb, isn't it? 261 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,157 Yes, very. Very! 262 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,914 How is poor Luna? 263 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,271 I'm sad not to be there, after her dad's tragic death... 264 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,517 Her dad died? Shit! 265 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,712 I have to go build the Peking subway! 266 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,991 The Peking subway? Are you stoned? 267 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,676 The poor man can't even go bury Gramps. 268 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,439 Put Luna on. 269 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,117 She's in tears. 270 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,800 No, she's on stage. 271 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,231 Rehearsing with the sea lion. 272 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,679 She just slipped on an iceberg. 273 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,599 Should I put on Regina? 274 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,837 No, don't bother Granny Regina! 275 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,191 I've planned the kid's trip back. 276 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,837 She has to meet Father Zoo at the airport tomorrow. 277 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,670 Noze. Father Noze. "Zoo" was to explain the "z". 278 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,877 A priest is bringing him back. 279 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,720 I don't get it. I'll get Luna. 280 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,560 Leave it to me. 281 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,639 - No, she's in shock. - I can handle it. 282 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,917 It's my job... Hello? 283 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,349 Hello? This is Luna. 284 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,596 I share your pain. 285 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,914 But hope can be found even in the worst times. 286 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,680 - It hurts, but it's no biggie. - How noble. 287 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,309 - Who is this? - Father Noze, "z" as in "zoo". 288 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,590 We arrive... 289 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,435 at 5:30. 290 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,911 Air France flight 560. 291 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,399 I'll have 500 pounds of baggage with me, 292 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,836 so I can't keep Bernard for long. 293 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,190 Bernard? 294 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,598 I'm sorry. I mean Bao. 295 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,434 This is all so new to me. 296 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,040 Who's the freak? 297 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,795 Darling, it's me. 298 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,400 She's stunned. 299 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,240 Cheer up, sweetheart. It's me. 300 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,678 Mr Carco? Is this a joke? 301 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,950 Bao is in the best of hands. 302 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,555 Be at the airport tomorrow. 303 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,240 I'm counting on you. 304 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,559 Life goes on... 305 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,120 I miss you a lot. 306 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,800 You're in a great mood! 307 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,877 Would you do me a favor: 308 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,912 Hire my brother as a bouncer. 309 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:25,637 Well, I don't want to hurt D�d�'s feelings. 310 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,879 This call is getting expensive. 311 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,551 How will I recognize her? 312 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,991 You can't miss her. She's Chinese. 313 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,032 Very pretty. Nice body. 314 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,754 Amazing boobs. 315 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,752 Boobs. Amazing boobs. 316 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,391 Carco wouldn't talk to you? 317 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,792 He just called Luna from Hong Kong. 318 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,716 He's after Luna now? 319 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,037 He's taking care of Luna's kid. 320 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,631 I'm not sure. Go ask Lucky. 321 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,079 Hey, honey. 322 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,640 Hello. 323 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,759 Say goodbye to Daddy. You won't see him for a while. 324 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,316 He's not Daddy. He's Captain Hook. 325 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,472 Oh yeah... Hook... 326 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,752 Gramps gave him Peter Pan. Now he calls me Captain Hook. 327 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,679 Or Tinkerbell... 328 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,197 The Captain wants to talk. 329 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,359 Change of plans. You'll go back to Paris 330 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,914 with Father Zoo. 331 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,040 A woman you don't know will meet you. 332 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,515 Your Mom's best friend. 333 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,712 She's Chinese. Her name is Luna. 334 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,112 Easy to remember. 335 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,197 Liar! 336 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,071 No I'm not. 337 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,753 I can't come because of the gangsters. 338 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,680 I'll catch up with you and Luna later. 339 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,878 Then we'll go find mommy. Okay? 340 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,394 I'm off. Thanks for everything. 341 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,556 You're great! 342 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,394 What is this? 343 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,113 I went to grad school in Paris. 344 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,640 Great. 345 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,315 My wife and I inherited this. What is it? 346 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,478 A $300,000 bond. 347 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,879 Anyone can cash it in any bank in the world. 348 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,232 We offer some excellent investment plans. 349 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,956 I'd rather keep them and respect Auntie's last wishes. 350 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,430 Watch out for pickpockets in Hong Kong. 351 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,238 With our compliments. 352 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,311 Put on Luna. 353 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,997 Sorry about that phone call. 354 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,879 So the airport was a gag? 355 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,594 No, go in mourning. 356 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,070 Look devastated. 357 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,637 I'm sending you a kid via a priest. 358 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,234 Can't Regina do it? 359 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,636 She'll think the kid's mine. 360 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,718 Who cares if he is? 361 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,957 He's the son of a friend who died. 362 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,958 Hey, I'm no dummy. 363 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,279 Keep the kid for a few days 364 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,676 until I can send him away to school. 365 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:50,080 Father Zoo thinks you're my wife and that you're in mourning. 366 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,313 The kid thinks you're his mom's friend. Get it? 367 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,035 I'll owe you one, sugar. 368 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,113 Was that Carco? 369 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,196 Don't tell anyone. I have to pick up his son tomorrow. 370 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,550 He has a son! 371 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,160 Christian Dior! 372 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,873 Don't bother helping. 373 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,553 Careful with the luggage. 374 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,514 Padre, the carriages are busted. 375 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,030 - You're too cheap for porters. - Be polite! 376 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,470 What are you doing? 377 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,877 That's just great. 378 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,874 What a mess! 379 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,760 Get back over there! 380 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,430 He's crazy! 381 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,113 Banana Noze almost got squashed. 382 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,311 They're nuts! 383 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,037 Whoops! 384 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,875 Go to the airport. 385 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,958 Jerome, be a good boy and find Air France. 386 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:56,957 Sure thing. 387 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,159 I thought I'd missed you. 388 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,039 My plane's delayed. 389 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,550 I wanted to give Bao a goodbye kiss. 390 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,993 Stop squeezing me, Captain Hook. 391 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,119 Do you often hang on buses? 392 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,277 No, Father Zoo. Let me explain. 393 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,554 Not Zoo. Noze - O.Z.E. "Zoo" was just an example. 394 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,470 I hopped on the bus because 395 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,111 a Toyota nearly ran me over! 396 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,436 Us too! 397 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,632 They almost squashed Father Schnozz. 398 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,394 It was a close shave. 399 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,878 Save your energy to carry the bags. 400 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,432 I'll give you a hand. 401 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,471 Careful, careful... 402 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,833 Go easy on the bags. 403 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,440 Are all these bags yours? 404 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,758 There are 8 of us. We can divide them up. 405 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,076 Let me see... 406 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,070 Be careful. 407 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,230 They're a holy woman's archives. I'd hate to chuck them. 408 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,158 What's all this hubbub? 409 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,957 Can we buy some freaky masks? 410 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,355 Not now. 411 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,359 I'll take them shopping. 412 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,231 Look what you've done! 413 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,510 Wait up! 414 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,119 Hook, I want these two... 415 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,991 Bring back the change. 416 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,554 Don't 7 light children 417 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,639 compensate for the extra bags? 418 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,433 There's no connection, Sir. 419 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,273 Who is Father Zoom? 420 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,318 Noze, "z" as in "zipper". Not Zoom! 421 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,636 So you're Father Zoom! 422 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,910 Hook! 423 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,998 Can we buy some too? 424 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,077 Cool! 425 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,475 I'm going to the john. 426 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,158 - Where did you get that junk? - Captain Hook! 427 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,316 Has he left? 428 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,871 He could have said goodbye. 429 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,673 Would I steal a wallet? 430 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,839 It must be on him. We tailed him here. 431 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,679 My papers are inside. 432 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,237 - Excuse me? - Strip! 433 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,475 This stays with us. 434 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,954 If I ship most of it, I only pay $300. 435 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,560 Hurry up. 436 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,276 Let me just put my agenda in here. 437 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,474 I'm finished. 438 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,831 I'll check this suitcase in. 439 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,117 I'll return your masks in Paris. 440 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,113 An unfortunate mistake. 441 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,434 Thanks to this charade, I'll miss my plane. 442 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,277 One first-class ticket to Paris. 443 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,999 The plane is already boarding. 444 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,720 - My wife's in labor in Paris. - I'll check. 445 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,552 If I buy another seat for a friend, do I get a discount? 446 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,797 We're spoiled. Chicken, black beans, fried rice, 447 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,595 2 egg rolls and chocolate cake. 448 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,275 Dinner will be a real treat! 449 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,839 Johnny's pissing me off! 450 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,072 - You want a slap? - It wasn't me. 451 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,352 Let's go wipe that off, Yasmina. 452 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,078 Johnny can be such a pain. 453 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,799 Wait, you'll splash me. 454 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,757 Serve another meal for a priest I know in coach. 455 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,594 - Of course. - I like spoiling him. 456 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,756 I understand. 457 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:48,193 Some guy claims rice is being shot at him. 458 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,478 You're here? 459 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,433 The consul called the airport 460 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,917 to tell me that the Germans won the contract. 461 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,276 So I said, 462 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,477 "Pierre, I'm going to Paris with Bao." 463 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,038 - We'll see mommy soon. - You're back, Captain Hook? 464 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,919 Happy to see ol' Hook? 465 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,316 After our chicken and beans we'll come visit. 466 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,560 There's room in first, so I ordered dinner for you. 467 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,836 I'm flattered but I can't. Take your son instead. 468 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,878 No, please, come on... 469 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,629 I must be fair with Bao's new friends. 470 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,311 If you treat him to dinner, no one can complain. 471 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,319 I'm not raising him like that. 472 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,518 I can't flush your ticket down the toilet! 473 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,792 I can't leave the children. 474 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,553 As a favor to me... 475 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,160 The truth is... 476 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,318 I have the heebie-jeebies. 477 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,840 If it's a question of helping others, 478 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,990 that's different. 479 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,512 I'm having a bite with Mr Ciccolini up front. 480 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,990 In first? Lucky stiffs! 481 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,920 Mind your own business. 482 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,760 - Watch Bao. - No problemo, Padre! 483 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,316 I'll take your attach� case. 484 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,236 I don't need it. 485 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,035 You may need a kleenex or a pen? 486 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,710 Call the stewardess if you need me. 487 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,639 Okay, Padre. 488 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,631 Chow down! 489 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:32,839 - He calls you Padre? - He's a wise guy but a good kid. 490 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,071 Rough but reliable. 491 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,794 Do you smoke? 492 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,792 So you're a missionary? 493 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,790 I wish I were. No, I'm just a simple priest 494 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,560 from a charming lower-class suburb. 495 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,151 I raise money each year for an educational trip. 496 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,474 I show the kids that their problems are peanuts 497 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,439 compared to those of the truly poor. 498 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,517 How original. 499 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,555 Some people I know could use a good educational trip. 500 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,520 After working like dogs, 501 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,279 they'd be grateful and stop wanting raises. 502 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,957 We don't work like dogs. The kids love it. 503 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,676 I'm talking human problems, not financial ones. 504 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,191 Of course. Everyone should do that stuff. 505 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,631 Bums were never my cup of tea, 506 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,436 but I bet they do you a world of good. 507 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,710 More than you think. 508 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,037 I was brought up a strict Catholic. 509 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,713 Midnight mass, the pope-mobile, the Red Cross... 510 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,393 Pour some for Father. 511 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,000 Just a sip. 512 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,480 - What a bouquet! - I'll say! 513 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,200 And the quail... 514 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,393 It'd make anyone a believer! 515 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,750 As a Catholic, how do you find John Paul II's positions? 516 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,115 Positions? 517 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,316 What did you think of Splendor Veritatis, his encyclical? 518 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,114 His encyclical... 519 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,314 As far as encyclicals go, I think it's great. 520 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,159 Many people believe 521 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,154 he's at odds with today's lifestyles. 522 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,711 Even true believers, like your family. 523 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,153 I agree 98.5 percent with the encyclical. 524 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,835 I'm totally pro-Pope. 525 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,757 But when you say you agree 98.5 percent, 526 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,154 what about the remaining 1.5%? I'm needling you... 527 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,995 For true believers like me, 528 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,390 are the same! 529 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:52,550 But if you're not into that crap, the encyclical is just hot air! 530 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,070 No, thank you. I'm full. 531 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,680 - Coffee? - No, thank you. 532 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,231 Heavenly... The best meal I've had in two years. 533 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,030 But too much tiramisu 534 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,635 on top of the Cognac-Cointreau ice cream. 535 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,958 Yes, you did credit to the desserts. 536 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,910 I'll be right back. 537 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,394 It's busy. 538 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,635 Hurry up! 539 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,120 Busy! 540 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,795 Beat it! 541 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,000 Do you have a screwdriver? My lock is jammed. 542 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,352 - May I try? - A paper clip will do. 543 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,432 I'll see what I can do. 544 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,035 Here's the Captain's penknife. 545 00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,515 How nice of him. 546 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,717 The penknife had an accident. 547 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,837 He was so fond of it. 548 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,272 I'll manage. Tell him I'm sorry. 549 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,313 My attach� case fell? 550 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,991 The compartment opened. Didn't you feel the turbulence? 551 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,914 The lock's ripped off! 552 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,516 It was like that. 553 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,189 A pickpocket with a razor blade. 554 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,159 A Hong Kong speciality. 555 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,238 It doesn't close now. 556 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,198 - Do you have super glue? - No, we don't. 557 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,279 It'll be safe here. No one can touch it. 558 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,879 What is it? 559 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,675 What are you doing? 560 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,519 I'm searching. 561 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,798 I'll be needing Bao's passport. 562 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,711 I may forget it tomorrow. 563 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,955 You dropped everything! 564 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,200 No, you kicked your bag in your sleep. 565 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,039 - No way! - I swear! 566 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,636 Tell me about your church. 567 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,798 I'd like to make a small donation to thank you. 568 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,198 How kind of you. We're trying 569 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,795 to gather some money to repair our steeple. 570 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,070 I'd love to help. 571 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,832 We need 180,000 francs. As of now, we have 11,300. 572 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,958 Let's do lunch next week. 573 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,436 I'll see what I can do. 574 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,200 Where's your agenda? 575 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,960 I got rid of it. But I'll remember. 576 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,154 You got rid of the agenda I saw at the airport? 577 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,353 With a humongous Virgin Mary on it? 578 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,678 A humongous Virgin Mary? I never had such an agenda. 579 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,877 I saw it! I'm not crazy! I saw it! 580 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,392 Oh, Catherine of Sienna! 581 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,756 Saint Catherine is not the Virgin Mary. 582 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,873 I'm disappointed in you. And Mary wasn't humongous. 583 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,915 I'm not big on Catherine. Where's your damned agenda? 584 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,354 In the hold. 585 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,079 Why do you want it so badly? 586 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,275 Just to write down our appointment! That's what agendas are for. 587 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,953 So it's in the hold? 588 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,238 - It's in this plane, right? - Yes. 589 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,155 Perfect. You should have said so. 590 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,431 "Perfect" is saying a lot. 591 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,672 When I think how much I paid in excess luggage... 592 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,355 As long as it gets safely to Paris. 593 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,512 I'll catch some shut-eye. 594 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:04,995 Nighty-night. 595 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,397 How about our lunch date? 596 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,640 What lunch date? 597 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,275 I have catechism on Wednesdays. 598 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,631 We'll decide tomorrow. 599 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,354 I'm sorry... 600 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,631 Carco left for Paris. 601 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,511 Get the money in Paris. 602 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,240 And kill Carco. 603 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,600 My card. 604 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,599 Call me about our steeple. 605 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,593 We'll go through customs, then set a date with your agenda. 606 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,156 Saint Catherine... 607 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,638 I can remember a lunch date! 608 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,952 But I'll let you help with our luggage. 609 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,150 Be my guest! 610 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,960 - This too? - My agenda's in it. 611 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,153 - The agenda? I'll take it! - Get a cart. 612 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,397 Let's not waste time! 613 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,993 They're very light. 614 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,629 Follow Captain Hook! 615 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,394 Stop, please. 616 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,798 I'm coming from Hong Kong with the priest and kids. 617 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,990 Come here. 618 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,715 What could a priest be carrying? Hash? 619 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,912 - We'll see. - A problem? 620 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,560 - Is this yours? - Yes, my son. 621 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,671 I'm not your son. 622 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,915 What the hell is this? Priest harassment? 623 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,636 You let terrorists through with bombs 624 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,871 and you persecute priests! 625 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,675 He's doing his job. 626 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,360 No, he's not! 627 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,839 He's an incompetent ass! He's allergic to the Church! 628 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,677 I won't give in! 629 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,395 Watch out or you'll be sorry. 630 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,990 I'll say whatever I want. Who'll stop me? 631 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:02,951 Come now... 632 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,876 Father may leave. You, open your bags. 633 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,549 I don't have any. Is that a crime? 634 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,989 Calm down, my son. 635 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,796 - Hong Kong-Paris with no bags? - No, none. 636 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,673 It's true. How odd. 637 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,998 Very odd. Let's go take a closer look. 638 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,555 Don't go away. 639 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,400 - We'll wait outside. - I'll be back. 640 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,680 How did it go? 641 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,270 It was very positive. Wasn't it, kids? 642 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,831 - We slaved away. - Yes, we got some good work done. 643 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,111 Who's the kid's mother? 644 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,353 I'm the uncle, after all! 645 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,560 You're pretty hot in mourning. 646 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,876 Who am I mourning? 647 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,231 - Jerome seems happy. - He's a good worker. 648 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,389 What a babe! 649 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,438 Father? I'm his mother. 650 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,354 Mrs Ciccolini... my deepest sympathy. 651 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,990 Hey, I'm Lucky, Antoine's brother. 652 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,039 You're the former seminarist? 653 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,274 What? Oh yeah... 654 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,717 Look. It's your mommy. 655 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,591 What's wrong with him? 656 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,439 He's onto us. 657 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,359 Let me stay with you. 658 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,200 Don't you recognize your mommy? 659 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,995 Don't be silly... 660 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,196 She's not Mommy. 661 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,754 Kiss your mommy. 662 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,036 Why don't you kiss? 663 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,440 I'm not his mother. Antoine made me lie. 664 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,996 Now you know. 665 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,551 I'm sorry, kid. 666 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,434 What a circus! 667 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,633 They looked up my ass with a flashlight! 668 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,479 Mommy's here. 669 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:02,957 You're okay? 670 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,914 So-so! Remember Gramps? 671 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:05,519 Gramps? 672 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,195 Forgot already? The one on the bike. 673 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,915 Oh, poor old Gramps... 674 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,000 Don't mention him. I don't want to traumatize Bao. 675 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,915 You're cutting my circulation off. I know the truth. 676 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,632 She's not the mother. You lied. 677 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,554 Yes, I'm divorced and I was scared to tell you. 678 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,754 Luna's my new wife. Lucky's my brother. 679 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,350 I had Bao with my first wife. 680 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,474 I've had two Chinese wives. Chinese are the best! 681 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,790 Bao's mother split when I fell in love with Luna. 682 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,350 Tell him, honey... 683 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,030 Disgusting! 684 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,915 You're all disgusting! 685 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,038 I've been spying on you sleazebags! 686 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,472 Regina, you picked the wrong time to come. 687 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,796 Who is she? 688 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,993 His fianc�e, Father. 689 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,437 I wasted 8 years on this macho! 690 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,554 Now he's had a baby with this slut 691 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,753 who's only 2 years my junior! 692 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,280 You mean 22. 693 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,830 And with the blessings of a priest! 694 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,112 - What a Church! - Don't blame this poor priest. 695 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,154 Dirty Chink! 696 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,113 You're just a jealous old nag. 697 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,199 Control yourselves in front of this child! 698 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,794 Shut up! 699 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,711 Trust me. I can't explain everything here, 700 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,116 but once you know, you'll be thrilled. 701 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,599 Thrilled to meet your Chinese son? 702 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,639 - We're finished! - Honey! 703 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,275 Lying to a priest is disgusting! 704 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,517 I thought you were a swell guy! 705 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,314 What a let-down! 706 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,040 You really screwed up big-time! 707 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:53,237 Stow it! Give me the car keys and go calm Regina! 708 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:57,116 - Let me talk to Father Zoo! - It's Noze! 709 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:01,713 With a "z" like "zero"! No, "Zorro", no, "Schnozz"! 710 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,957 - You'll have a hard time explaining. - I won't try. 711 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,117 Now you're stealing from me? 712 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,600 No, this is mine. 713 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,757 I'm calling the police. 714 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,955 I used your agenda to carry something of mine. 715 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,879 Is this wallet yours? No. 716 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,959 One more thing: you're great with kids. 717 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,919 My family life's a wreck. 718 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,792 Keep Bao till I find his mother. 719 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,912 You don't know where she is? 720 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,954 Spare me your sermons. I'm in trouble. 721 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,753 I've no time to do unto others. 722 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,918 Will you lend me a Christian hand? 723 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,351 You can't abandon your son! 724 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,200 I'm not. I'm entrusting him to you. 725 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,756 I can't take care of him now. 726 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,230 This is for food. 727 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,792 You're in the charity business. This is a golden opportunity. 728 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,072 I'm doing this for your own good. 729 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,999 Captain Hook is mean! 730 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,110 You won't get away with this. 731 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,472 - Who'll stop me? - Your conscience. 732 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,677 You can't escape your conscience. 733 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,674 Your life will never be the same! 734 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,195 It'll haunt you night and day. 735 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,433 Abel's eye watched Cain from within the grave! 736 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,520 I hope there's a lot. 737 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,837 You've been a bad boy. 738 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,474 I'm hearing voices now. 739 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,837 I'll put this in my safe and have a nap. 740 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,436 You've become a bastard, kiddo. 741 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,430 Keep your eyes on the road. 742 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,792 Why did you slam on your brakes? 743 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,798 It's him! The guy in there! 744 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,400 He looks like me! 745 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,914 Empty. Was he ejected? 746 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,112 Ejected? My car's fine, asshole! 747 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,313 Watch your tone! You totalled my car! 748 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,189 You braked for no reason. I'm telling the cops! 749 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,279 There's a speed limit and you were tailgating. 750 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,279 That's what I'll tell the cops. 751 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,550 You're being naughty again, kiddo! 752 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,677 There he is! There he is! 753 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,954 He's back! Look at him! He has my nose. 754 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,670 He's floating now! 755 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,078 He needs a breath test! 756 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,471 Do you hallucinate often? 757 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,875 Never. 758 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,470 - Do you sleep well? - I have jet lag. 759 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,151 Jet lag! That's it! Go home and sleep. 760 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,756 You'll be fine. 761 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,071 Thanks a lot, Doc. 762 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,960 I feel better already. So long, guys. 763 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,790 A doctor can't absolve you. 764 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,190 He's back! 765 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,033 Give up. They can't see or hear me. 766 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,034 I'm your conscience. Your guardian angel. 767 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,959 What now? Another problem? 768 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,753 I'm invisible. 769 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,078 Even if I wanted, they couldn't see me. 770 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,276 You see him again? 771 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,992 Tomorrow I'll be fine. 772 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,670 You can be a nice guy. 773 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,310 Watch this! 774 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,795 Driving fast won't get rid of me. 775 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,913 Remember what Granny taught you. 776 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,839 Do your good deed. 777 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,200 Forgive me. 778 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,233 I'll sit here while you do your good deed. 779 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,672 I made a computer blunder. 780 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,477 I erased all of Mr Peuchot's files. 781 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,229 Computers are complex. Mistakes happen. 782 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,278 I did it on purpose. 783 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,073 To put the blame on Aurelie. I got her fired. 784 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,956 Move... 785 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,799 - How dare you! - You cast a spell on me! 786 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,117 I'm losing my mind! 787 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,476 - Wait your turn. - Shut up! 788 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,197 This is a House of God. Behave. 789 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,756 I'll behave after you exorcise me. 790 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,280 Make the visions disappear. 791 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,557 I'm not a witch doctor. 792 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,350 Say 3 "Our Fathers" and 2 "Hail Marys". 793 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,718 You're the one who threatened me! 794 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,429 "Abel's eye" is watching me now! 795 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,279 All the time. 796 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,200 He claims no one can see him. 797 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,033 But that bastard exists! 798 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,756 Is it God or the Devil? Let me confess so he'll go away. 799 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,071 Get in your box and listen! 800 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:04,120 Giving orders won't help. Beg for God's mercy. 801 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,758 I can't help it if you feel guilty. 802 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,673 I enjoy your suffering. 803 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,793 I refuse to let you confess! 804 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:17,318 Madam, I'm in no mood for your pitiful office gossip. 805 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,156 Come back tomorrow. 806 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,354 You can't just leave! 807 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,197 You really blew him off! 808 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,239 What's that? 809 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,279 And the old hag will stop boring you! 810 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,678 Don't act surprised. You just refused two confessions! 811 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,715 Thumbing your nose at charity is great! 812 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,394 Who are you? 813 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,920 That's better. 814 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,360 Thank you, Lord. 815 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,278 I need an aspirin. 816 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,234 Here I am, sonny! 817 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,717 Open up or I'll knock it down! 818 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,716 Bravo! 819 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,631 Still here? 820 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,991 If I'm bothering you, 821 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,710 stop letting money rule your life and I'll disappear. 822 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,116 Remember the sweet kid you used to be. 823 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,589 Bastard! 824 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,797 Father, some nice fresh eggs. 825 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,190 Monster! 826 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,037 It was a mistake. 827 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,916 You didn't respect a dying man's last wishes. 828 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,753 But the kid's safe. 829 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,676 You abandoned the cherub after stealing his money. 830 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,480 They'll find him a nice foster home. 831 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,235 My nightclub is no place for a cherub. 832 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,796 It's time to settle down 833 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,275 and have kids. 834 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,437 I'll set you on the right path. 835 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,956 - What if I refuse? - I'd be discouraged. 836 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,873 Discouraged, okay... 837 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,351 but will I be punished? 838 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,193 I'm just your conscience. 839 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,357 - I'm not violent. - No punishment? 840 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,554 - I can't hurt you. - Then I don't care. 841 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,080 Back to the kid's money. 842 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,914 I'll dry your feet with this. 843 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,950 He tried to electrocute me! 844 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,079 - Murderer! - It was a mistake. It wasn't me! 845 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,674 Who then? Me? 846 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,350 I scared the shit out of you! 847 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,592 - Satan, why me? - I'm the Angel of Temptation. 848 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,038 I'm with the tennis freak. I go when he does. 849 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,276 What tennis freak? 850 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,034 The bigamist's angel. 851 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,038 Mr Ciccolini has a guardian angel? 852 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,556 He's the good one, I'm the bad one. 853 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,793 - Lord, I've gone crazy. - We'll have a blast! 854 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,719 Look at that babe! 855 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,436 Scandalous! 856 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,475 Cute bottom! 857 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,797 So do we hear his confession or peek up skirts? 858 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,394 His confession! 859 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,117 I don't even have his address. 860 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,829 No sweat! I know where he is. 861 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,914 Hey, bro. 862 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,480 Regina just slapped Luna. 863 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,354 - I'm coming. - What is it, kiddo? 864 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,357 Shut up, asshole. 865 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,309 Mr Carco, I can take Regina's place. 866 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,278 I know her play-back by heart. 867 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,389 Regina's in your office, spewing insults. 868 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,758 Tell Marise to call Ren� at Interpol. 869 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,071 Have him get the address 870 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,955 of Lily Wong. She's somewhere in Brussels. 871 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,631 Who's "pussycat"? If it's not Luna, 872 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,672 who's the Hong Kong mama? 873 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,390 I have jet lag and an ectoplasmic mass is chasing me. 874 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,551 I'm tired. 875 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,599 Then get a new life. You've already ruined mine! 876 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,115 - My Toulouse-Lautrec! - I'll kill myself! 877 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,600 We're not even high enough. 878 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,399 That's what you think! 879 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,278 Hands up! 880 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,473 - The money! - No way! 881 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,472 Wasn't killing Sticky enough? 882 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:45,873 He robbed Mr Mo and dishonored his niece, Lily Wong. 883 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,434 She's his niece? 884 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,599 Take that! Tell Mr Mo I'll get him busted! 885 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,516 - You'll kill him! - Let me go! 886 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,552 Thou shalt not kill. 887 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,752 What an ass! 888 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,789 Thanks for the garbage! 889 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,197 This can't be it. 890 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,790 It's a nightclub. 891 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,356 It's the address you gave me. 892 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,273 It was worth it! 893 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,076 You were less uptight as a kid, playing doctor with Magali. 894 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,715 I never played with Magali. 895 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,795 Who cares who you played with? Just pay the fare. 896 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,752 I don't do reservations. 897 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,671 - Look at those torpedoes! - Shut up! 898 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,074 Where is Mr Ciccolini? 899 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,830 - How rude. - But hot stuff! 900 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,117 Shut your trap! 901 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,716 Who's the dick interrupting rehearsals? 902 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:02,038 I am. 903 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,993 - What? - Mr Ciccolini please. 904 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,712 The address you wanted in Brussels. 905 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,031 Lily lives with a painter. 906 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,836 They're as decadent as you can get. 907 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,431 Know any Ciccolinis? 908 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,429 This is no place for you, Father. 909 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,760 - Why are you in this joint? - And you? 910 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,072 Uhh... a connection of mine. 911 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,029 - Why are you here? - Luna asked me to come. 912 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,438 She's the third on the left. 913 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,840 Your second wife. The fake mother. 914 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,113 - She wants my opinion. - About what? 915 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,993 Her new number. Very arty. 916 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,959 But they're topless. 917 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,272 You let your new wife dance naked? 918 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,194 She's not my new wife yet. 919 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,670 I'm with someone else now. 920 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,480 The boy's mother? Your first wife? 921 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,678 No, Regina. 922 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,992 That gorgeous bombshell you saw at the airport. 923 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,879 So you're a trigamist? 924 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,635 I have the problems of one but not the pleasures. 925 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,553 This is all so despicable. 926 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,076 And a child is caught in the middle! 927 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,630 Stop preaching! What do you want? 928 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,959 Your son has a strep throat. 929 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,194 He must have caught it during your show-down at the airport. 930 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,955 He has a fever and wants his mommy. 931 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,153 And he claims you're dead. Need I say more? 932 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,159 I'm here to find his mother. 933 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,997 Stay out of his life. 934 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,233 Can't you see he's trying to help? 935 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,400 Shut your face! 936 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,596 - Kiddo... - Shit! 937 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:08,033 Mind your tongue! I'm sick of you and your harem! 938 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,233 The police will find Mrs Ciccolini's address. 939 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,598 I'll give you it after the rehearsal. 940 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:20,592 - Take Zoo to the manager's office. - Whose? 941 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,316 The manager's! The manager's office! 942 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:31,074 You came to confess earlier. I was wrong to refuse. 943 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,870 The biggest sinners have priority. 944 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,475 You can even confess here. 945 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,795 A guardian angel's bothering you. 946 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,954 If you confess, he may leave us in peace. 947 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,797 Now you're talking! I'll help the owner set up. 948 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,394 I'll wait. 949 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,512 Your priest is bored stiff. He's had five coffees. 950 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,110 Have a look, Herv�. 951 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,789 - Sexy underwear! - Pervert! 952 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,111 - I prefer the real thing! - Stay put! 953 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,280 Filthy devil! 954 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,877 Here I come, girls! 955 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,271 He can't! 956 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,313 God, help me stop this! 957 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:40,511 Thank you, Lord. 958 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,030 Join the fun! 959 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,474 Shame on you! 960 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,518 Cool! 961 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,639 I'll wring your neck! 962 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,477 Come back! 963 01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,112 Your priest went haywire! 964 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,755 He's nuts! 965 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,635 Missed! 966 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,192 I'm sorry. Have some champagne on the house. 967 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,074 - Sex fiend! - I almost got him! 968 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,317 Shame on you! 969 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,791 Next number! 970 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:27,756 Don't move. 971 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,800 Do girls make you go crazy? 972 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,111 I thought I saw someone I knew. 973 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,192 You broke an expensive table. 974 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,317 - Write the owner a check. - Who is he? 975 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,516 Someone I know. A great guy. Give him 1000. 976 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,718 The Chinese, boss! 977 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,712 You call your husband "boss"? 978 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,873 They're shooting! 979 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,433 Police? Carco's is being stormed. 980 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,597 Chinese gangsters are after me! 981 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,360 Hurry! We need help! 982 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,435 Do you own this place? 983 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,996 There are more coming! 984 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,278 Come on! 985 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,760 Am I squashing you? 986 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,480 - I'm fine. - Really? 987 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,359 When in Rome... 988 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,870 Next time: corpses. You have 48 hours. 989 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:42,470 - I feel like there are 3 of us. - Go for it. 990 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,275 Rub her boobs if you're man enough. 991 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,517 - Shut up. - I didn't talk. 992 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,952 I know you didn't. 993 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,357 It'll relax her. 994 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,395 I'm not listening. Talk dirty if you like. 995 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,919 I don't want to talk dirty, Father. 996 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,919 A simple misunderstanding. 997 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,995 I'm sorry. I slipped on a shoe. 998 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,958 Damned shoes! 999 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,920 Take that, stupid shoe! 1000 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,039 It's indecent to have so many shoes. 1001 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,758 - Are they gone? - What's this? 1002 01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,236 We hid. A Chinaman came in your office. 1003 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,392 It was the Chinamen. 1004 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,789 My shoes! 1005 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,640 What did you do to my shoes? 1006 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,200 Look, boss! 1007 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:46,919 This is the Far West! 1008 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,196 Are you in the mob? 1009 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,397 No, showbiz. Do I look like a mobster? 1010 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,679 I don't trust you anymore. 1011 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,514 You're not a good Christian, but a bad liar. 1012 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,194 Go home, sugar. 1013 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:03,191 If I said I ran a cabaret, what would you have said? 1014 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,078 'Night, boss. 1015 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:10,471 "The first will be the last, and the last the first." 1016 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,035 You're lucky. 1017 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,272 You're the last of the last. 1018 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,590 - The cops. - I hope you're up to it, Lucky. 1019 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,230 I have some business to settle with Father. 1020 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,755 What business? 1021 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,359 - I wasn't here tonight. - Gee thanks. 1022 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,112 Why are you running? 1023 01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:33,313 The danger's elsewhere now. 1024 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,432 They're after my son. 1025 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,837 - Where's Bao? - With my folks. 1026 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:44,240 We better find him before he's kidnapped. 1027 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:53,840 Is something wrong? 1028 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,515 I'm shaken. 1029 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,073 Have some Schnapps. 1030 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,350 Don't puke. 1031 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,549 I prefer root beer. 1032 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,959 I behaved disgracefully with your shoes. 1033 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,714 You were just scared. 1034 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,833 How does your son fit into this? 1035 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:21,790 His mother's the niece of a Chinese mobster. 1036 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,157 It's getting better and better! 1037 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,914 Where's your goddamned Christian tolerance? 1038 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,316 Don't make him feel guilty! 1039 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:36,596 Go to hell! 1040 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:37,790 Nothing. 1041 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,310 Trust the boss... 1042 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,240 What boss? 1043 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:44,760 Are you with Luna? 1044 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,152 No, with Father... Herv�. We're going to his place. 1045 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,636 You're sleeping at a priest's! 1046 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,474 You exhaust me. 1047 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:55,115 I'll burn the Jag and gas myself in it. 1048 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,556 - Blackmail. - I'll drink bleach! 1049 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,037 You'll see if it's blackmail. 1050 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,516 Is something wrong? 1051 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,515 If she thinks I'll give in, she's mistaken. 1052 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,229 You chose to live in the fast lane. 1053 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,233 We're making a U-turn? 1054 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,190 If she dies, I'll never forgive myself. 1055 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:30,352 She did it! She burnt the Jag! 1056 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,791 The extinguisher! 1057 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,640 - Oh my God! - A fortune! 1058 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:39,470 Antoine, I'm here! 1059 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,433 She's alive! Put it out! 1060 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,437 Hurry! 1061 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,511 It doesn't work! 1062 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,755 Darn! 1063 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,070 A Chinese gang did it! 1064 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,993 - Call the cops! - No! 1065 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,800 - Why? - It's about Hong Kong. 1066 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,599 I'll save the tutus. 1067 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,193 The costumes. 1068 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,273 Oh darn! 1069 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,394 Oh darn! 1070 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,233 This is horrible! 1071 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:46,800 What an unholy mess! 1072 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,279 Carco, I deserve an explanation! 1073 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:55,079 Pack a small bag. 1074 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,549 What's going on? 1075 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,559 - You're in danger here. - But why? 1076 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:01,394 It's your son's fault! 1077 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:05,037 He's the son of an old pal from Hong Kong. 1078 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,880 - Pussycat? - I know you don't believe me. 1079 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,549 Pussycat's a buddy, not a woman. 1080 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,315 And you two buddies had a baby? 1081 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,437 - I'm no dingbat! - It's true! 1082 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:21,074 You never call anyone "pussycat", especially guys. 1083 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,717 20 years ago, we were hanging out in Asia. 1084 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:28,157 We called each other "pussycat" as a joke. 1085 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,999 Back then, it was cool! 1086 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,715 If "pussycat" exists, introduce me. 1087 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,235 He's dead! 1088 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,995 You're in over your head! 1089 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,520 Something's burning. What's he done? 1090 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,879 Pussycat, everything's on fire! 1091 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:57,035 Another fire mysteriously started next door! 1092 01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,549 You need professional help now. 1093 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,513 No! Get the hose. 1094 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:07,157 I'll get an extinguisher. 1095 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:10,631 I'm done here. I'm off to the neighbors now. 1096 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,116 Stop it, dirty devil! 1097 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,639 I'll stop you! 1098 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:19,800 You called him "pussycat". So it's him! 1099 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,350 You've flipped your lid... He's a priest! 1100 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,436 Swear it's not him. 1101 01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:29,599 Careful! You can't accuse that priest... 1102 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,229 - Swear. - I can't. 1103 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,914 Covering up for a priest who had a baby! 1104 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,354 If you knew how shocked he was! 1105 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,951 Herv� had a Chinese girlfriend before he was ordained. 1106 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:47,516 And last week, he learned Bao was his son. 1107 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,920 - I took the rap. - Kiddo, don't lie! 1108 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,554 Stow it! 1109 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,631 Don't judge a book by its cover. 1110 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,838 - He's a great priest. - So I see... 1111 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,072 Take this! 1112 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:08,757 Why are you watering my pool? 1113 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,511 - You're crazy! - What a creep... 1114 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,679 - I'll get you! - Just try! 1115 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,799 I got you! 1116 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,116 My roses! 1117 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,798 The neighbors' house! 1118 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,357 What's wrong? 1119 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,519 Burning my house is one thing. 1120 01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,871 But why did they burn the neighbors'? 1121 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:50,000 When I was struggling with that hose, I thought you should confess. 1122 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:51,839 Not now, pussycat. 1123 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,350 You call me "pussycat" now? 1124 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,314 Keep it quiet... 1125 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,072 I hate to bother your family. 1126 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,875 They're warm people with big hearts. 1127 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,840 What's that racket? 1128 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,155 It's Bao's father and one of his friends. 1129 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,675 They've come for him. 1130 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,270 You can't wake him! He's sick! 1131 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:23,880 He needs sleep. 1132 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,636 Is this ruckus almost over? 1133 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,877 Remember Lise is pregnant. 1134 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,999 Thank you. This is an emergency. 1135 01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:38,234 Your brother's right. If Pops wakes up... 1136 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,037 - Who is it? - It's me, Pops. 1137 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,394 With more homeless? 1138 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:51,231 Bao's father and a friend. They'll sleep in separate beds. 1139 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:53,636 Who's the broad? 1140 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,072 And he acts the prude... 1141 01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,272 Separate rooms for unmarried couples. 1142 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:04,120 At your place, you do as you please. But here... 1143 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,911 If your family knew everything, they'd be floored. 1144 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,953 - Why? - Because. 1145 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,912 Pops is yelling like... a madman! 1146 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,637 - Hello. - What a babe! 1147 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,679 Go to bed! He's my nephew. 1148 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,636 He's a student in economics. 1149 01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,638 Pussycat, can we eat? 1150 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,480 My stomach's gurgling like crazy. 1151 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,991 Let me show you your room first. 1152 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,839 Pops naps here. You'll sleep like a log. 1153 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,514 Let's go eat. 1154 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,795 A nice midnight snack. 1155 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:54,910 Mother makes pickles every 5 years. Enjoy them. 1156 01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,471 - Not for me. - I'll have yours. 1157 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,270 The water here is sparkling fresh. 1158 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,955 I saw a bottle of beer in the fridge. 1159 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:08,394 That's Pops' special treat. It's off-limits. 1160 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,834 Let's dig in. 1161 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,919 - All this talk has made me hungry. - No bread? 1162 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:20,320 We'll lend Bao a coat so he won't catch cold. 1163 01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:23,229 He'll be thrilled to see your ex-wife. 1164 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:26,638 - Ex-wife? - He was kidding. 1165 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,196 Let's shut up and eat. 1166 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,069 Tell her that the boy's mother, 1167 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,398 your first wife, lives in Brussels. 1168 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:44,638 Thanks, pal. 1169 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,558 He's a real bastard, Father. 1170 01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:52,869 He told everyone you're Bao's father. 1171 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,832 - What? - She's out for revenge. 1172 01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,313 No! Shit! Damn and darn! 1173 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,038 A lie like that could ruin me. 1174 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:12,636 She's Italian. A jealous feline. 1175 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:16,311 She can turn into a hellcat! Don't listen. 1176 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,591 You know women! 1177 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,877 Who did that? 1178 01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,675 I did. I'm sorry. It slipped. 1179 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,233 Never mind. Go to bed. Don't slam the doors. 1180 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:33,280 A little angel. 1181 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:37,159 What a cute kid. 1182 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,117 Cute as a button. 1183 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:43,835 Welcome, Mr Mo. 1184 01:17:57,480 --> 01:18:00,040 Take me to the train station. 1185 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,590 - What about Brussels? - I'm going to mamma's! 1186 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:03,836 Are you crazy? 1187 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,158 I'm sick of these lies! 1188 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,352 He's not my kid. 1189 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,155 The only woman I care about is you. 1190 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,869 I had a lousy night's sleep. 1191 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,800 This washing machine made the walls shake. 1192 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,150 I won't sleep with you anymore until we're married. 1193 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,556 - Just like that? - Exactly. 1194 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,719 Are you sick? 1195 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,911 - Anyone home? - They went to mass. 1196 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,231 That awful brother's upstairs. 1197 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,040 - You're here? - Feeling better? 1198 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,469 Much. 1199 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,275 You'll see mommy soon. Pack your bag. 1200 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:43,153 I'll be right back. 1201 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,557 Bao's going to Brussels today. 1202 01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:29,192 No thanks. I have some bad news. 1203 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,280 - Carco? - Where's Bao? 1204 01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:37,871 It's Bao and the Noze brother in return for the money. 1205 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:40,794 - I need to get it. - I'll call back. 1206 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,676 If you call the cops, they're dead. 1207 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:53,590 - I'm calling the police. - Are you insane? 1208 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:58,559 The Triad will waste your brother. 1209 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,314 Don't knuckle under! 1210 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:04,434 We'll shoot lead through their rice bellies! 1211 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,518 Spare us your racist remarks. 1212 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,474 Look what happened with the Viet Cong. 1213 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:14,071 You're a bunch of cowards! 1214 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,717 - Do you have the 15 million? - Do you? 1215 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,038 - Of course not. - It's hopeless! They'll die! 1216 01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:26,830 Isn't Mr Mo your ex-wife's uncle? 1217 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,589 Your uncle? 1218 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,838 My wife left me. I have to find her in Brussels 1219 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,880 to get Mr Mo's address. 1220 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,675 I'll bring everyone back safe and sound. 1221 01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,075 This is mob talk! 1222 01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,953 Listen, pussycat... 1223 01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:44,636 Stop calling me pussycat! I'm not your pussycat! 1224 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,279 What is it, Pops? 1225 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,437 Your friend may need this. 1226 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,030 It's all they understand. 1227 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,669 The Vietnam War's over. 1228 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:59,554 It serves your brother right. 1229 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:01,276 Shut up! 1230 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,440 I'm your grandfather! 1231 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:07,350 I'll give him my rifle myself. 1232 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,239 I wasn't talking to you! 1233 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,199 And I doubt Mr Ciccolini will want your peashooter! 1234 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,714 I'm coming! 1235 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,918 I'll break my neck! 1236 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,074 What an ass! 1237 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,430 He tried to ice me! 1238 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,438 It was an accident. 1239 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,553 - It grazed your calf. - I like my calf! 1240 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,752 Drive faster! 1241 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,352 The fastest car I ever drove was a Daihatsu Charade. 1242 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,312 They'll be back at 7. 1243 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:10,191 He was in a daze. Sister Morphine, I bet. 1244 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,037 Sister Morphine? Great... 1245 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,915 Glad to see your ex-wife again? 1246 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:23,033 Don't mention our marriage to her. 1247 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:28,031 That guy said her boyfriend's jealous. Don't blunder. 1248 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:34,840 Leave your bag. 1249 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:39,636 Fancy cars are a target for thieves. 1250 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:43,271 - So you forgive them? - Luxury is tempting. 1251 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:47,033 Hitchhike then. I'm not slumming it. 1252 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:51,280 Why humiliate a man who chose to walk in sandals? 1253 01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:54,234 Nag, nag, nag! 1254 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:04,070 What a classy chassis! Good thing we came! 1255 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,552 What a fox! 1256 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,477 Who's the asshole? 1257 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,239 I wasn't aiming at you! 1258 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,995 You bible-thumping faggot! 1259 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,389 Come now... 1260 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,239 He wasn't aiming at you. 1261 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:28,635 Did I ask you, fatso? 1262 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,954 "Fatso"? 1263 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:39,479 I'm the owner. Please leave. We don't like violence here. 1264 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:41,994 Interpol sent us. 1265 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,754 Where's Lily Wong? 1266 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:46,156 You're a cop? The priest too, I bet! 1267 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,954 He's my sidekick. 1268 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:53,114 I use him for Extreme Unction, when necessary. 1269 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,354 Follow me. 1270 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,751 I'm not with Lily anymore. 1271 01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,111 She's in detox. 1272 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:14,789 She couldn't live without her kid. 1273 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,390 She's clean now. Leave her alone. 1274 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,160 - Where is she? - A clinic in Jemmapes. 1275 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:21,350 Want the number? 1276 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,949 Why didn't we go straight there? 1277 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:27,311 I'm calling the doctor in 10 minutes. 1278 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:30,399 And there are no late-night restaurants there. 1279 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:31,795 How can you eat? 1280 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,270 Just thinking of my brother and Bao... 1281 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:37,234 I'm hungry as hell. Is the chicken stew copious? 1282 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:38,999 - Of course. - I'll take it. 1283 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,635 - An endive salad. - Chicory, you mean. 1284 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:43,560 Just a plain salad. 1285 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,433 It's served with tripe. 1286 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,790 - Or brains. - That too. 1287 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:50,514 And a beer. 1288 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,753 A pitcher! 1289 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:53,996 Tap water for me. 1290 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,391 Save me the last praline puff. 1291 01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:01,319 I'm calling about Lily Wong. 1292 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:04,992 I'm her late husband's friend. I have her son. 1293 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,840 I'm with Father Zoo. He knows the child too. 1294 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:10,555 He's big on junkies. 1295 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,192 I mean, drug addicts. 1296 01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:18,551 - Here's his puff. We're closing. - He's coming. 1297 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,434 - Dessert menu? - I'm full. 1298 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:34,674 Dig in. 1299 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,678 You always loved puffs! 1300 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:40,271 - You're wasting your time. - As yummy as Granny's! 1301 01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,555 Take a bite! Just to compare. 1302 01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:48,153 He'll thank you. He has high cholesterol. 1303 01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:50,033 Look at this cream. 1304 01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:52,913 Might as well eat it. 1305 01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:03,079 He'll let her out if we take care of her. 1306 01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:07,032 - I played up your being a priest. - Good for you! 1307 01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:10,592 I'll eat my puff, then we'll go. 1308 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:16,349 I already asked. They had to give it to a regular. 1309 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:19,400 Let's go. They're closing. 1310 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:22,240 Sit back down! I reserved it! 1311 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:25,399 - My puff! - He was so contrite. 1312 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,034 He was crying. 1313 01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,119 Come on. We're exhausted. 1314 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:31,959 I'm frustrated. 1315 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,832 Worse than a weekend without sex. 1316 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:40,236 I only have a room with a double bed. 1317 01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:42,716 Beggars can't be choosers. Do you snore? 1318 01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:03,438 The minibar. The bathroom. 1319 01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,632 And here's the bed. 1320 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:09,236 Comfy. 1321 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:13,877 The hotel's full. Beggars can't be choosers. 1322 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:19,400 Temper, temper! 1323 01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:22,958 I won't use these. 1324 01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:25,351 If you snore, sleep in the bathtub! 1325 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:31,359 - What are those things? - A nice gift from Rachid. 1326 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:34,672 - If you like them... - I do. 1327 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,400 Want some? 1328 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:41,994 I don't eat candy. 1329 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:44,112 I can't sleep without it. 1330 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,880 Regina switched on the answering machine! 1331 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:07,470 Forgive me. 1332 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,834 I had a nightmare. 1333 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:18,554 - What about? - A Sumo wrestler sat on me. 1334 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,553 Go to sleep. 1335 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:33,272 You're so macho. It serves you right! 1336 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,319 Did I ask you? 1337 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,837 You used to be so romantic. 1338 01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,475 The florist's daughter. Your first love. 1339 01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:42,473 You used to serenade her. 1340 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,436 - I'd remember! - You don't? 1341 01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:02,154 Christ Almighty! You're a public nuisance. 1342 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:04,995 Beat it! 1343 01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:10,276 Let me sleep! 1344 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,274 I am. 1345 01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:14,837 What was that? 1346 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:19,910 I threw your bag at my moralizing guardian angel. 1347 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,079 Yours is moralizing? Mine is the opposite. 1348 01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,272 You have one too? 1349 01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,998 Does he look like you? 1350 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:39,477 Mine looks like Shirley Temple in drag. 1351 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,672 Mine doesn't look like me at all. 1352 01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:45,550 He's greasy, hairy and vulgar. Not like me. 1353 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:48,514 - Is he preachy? - He incites me to sin. 1354 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:51,436 - Do you? - No way. 1355 01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:55,874 I don't give in either. 1356 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,835 Except earlier this evening... 1357 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,398 he made me eat your puff. 1358 01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,796 What a bastard! 1359 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,071 He loves to tempt me. 1360 01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:11,877 Let's switch. Mine's such a square! 1361 01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:13,196 Can't we oust them? 1362 01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:16,440 Your conscience is with you forever. 1363 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:19,110 You have to learn to live with it. 1364 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:21,071 Great. 1365 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,400 When people confess, do you yell at them? 1366 01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,395 No, my son. We're not judges. 1367 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,400 Even if it's a heavy-duty confession? 1368 01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,154 - Will it make my angel go? - I don't know. 1369 01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:41,478 The way to God is truth, not lies. 1370 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:45,439 What are you doing? 1371 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,519 - Now? - Yes, now! 1372 01:30:57,120 --> 01:31:00,477 May God enlighten us during this confession. 1373 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:02,273 Speak, my son. 1374 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:08,880 I'm Carco, not Ciccolini. Lily isn't my wife. Bao isn't my son. 1375 01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:13,996 I took these risks for a pal killed by the Triads. 1376 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:16,957 What? 1377 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:21,473 - Feel better? - My angel disappeared. 1378 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:23,000 Mine too. 1379 01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:25,152 No news is good news. 1380 01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:33,358 - What's that song? - It popped into my head. 1381 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:35,472 Catchy tune. 1382 01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:53,480 Hello, Doctor. 1383 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,314 - Everyone calls me George. - Father Herv�. 1384 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:02,754 So Lily Wong's husband died. What happened? 1385 01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:05,839 Run over. Hong Kong traffic's awful. 1386 01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:07,795 You saw the accident? 1387 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,514 In fact... 1388 01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:15,234 He looked like a pancake. Nothing left of him. 1389 01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:19,277 Avoid such details with Lily. 1390 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:24,557 She's clean now, but still fragile. Don't blunder. 1391 01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:26,200 Yeah, don't blunder! 1392 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:31,994 Don't say Ivan's dead. Say he's on vacation. 1393 01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:37,196 Let's go get her. 1394 01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:41,391 - Take care of her. - I will. 1395 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,431 I hope so. 1396 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:45,353 She's a trooper. 1397 01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:56,151 - I'm Ivan's oldest friend. - So? 1398 01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:58,637 We were thick as thieves. 1399 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,480 - That's not reassuring. - What a guy! 1400 01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:05,151 A desperado. I met him in '69, in Rangoon, 1401 01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:08,074 during a fight in a sleazy bar. 1402 01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:10,158 It was hot as hell. 1403 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,716 Please get to the point. 1404 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:20,071 He said to go easy! 1405 01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:23,279 He didn't know about our deadline! 1406 01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:28,515 He's a competent specialist. Let me do this! 1407 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:32,277 Humidity in Rangoon can reach 100%. 1408 01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:34,791 Mosquitos as big as my fist. 1409 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,275 Cut to the chase. 1410 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,599 What will Mother say when they call? 1411 01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:42,395 Ask Miss Wong for her uncle's address. 1412 01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:45,354 And tell her her husband's seen better days. 1413 01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:46,994 Are you stupid? 1414 01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:51,439 The specialist said she couldn't deal with that! 1415 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,630 - I've dealt with a lot. - See! 1416 01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:59,720 The mafia squashed Ivan's brains out. 1417 01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:03,231 Bao was kidnapped with Zoo's brother. 1418 01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:05,352 So now you know! 1419 01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:06,880 Happy now? 1420 01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:11,274 How crass! 1421 01:34:11,480 --> 01:34:14,314 - You wanted the truth! - In small amounts! 1422 01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:15,675 Water! 1423 01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:19,032 Lift up her feet! 1424 01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:20,833 And hike up her skirt! 1425 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:22,677 Swine! 1426 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:27,954 Where's Bao? 1427 01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:34,076 We have a tiny chance of saving him. 1428 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,152 We must act fast. 1429 01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:37,714 I need an answer. 1430 01:34:37,920 --> 01:34:40,879 - What's your uncle's address? - I have no uncle! 1431 01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,151 You don't get it. 1432 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:47,194 - Your uncle kidnapped Bao. - And my brother. 1433 01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:50,320 I have no family. 1434 01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:52,193 You're not Mr Mo's niece? 1435 01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:54,315 He kidnapped Bao? 1436 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,997 He's not my uncle! 1437 01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,760 I was his manicurist and his girl. 1438 01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:04,914 Since he's married, he said I was his niece. 1439 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,318 - You never heard that before? - What? 1440 01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:12,080 It's very Dickensian. 1441 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:15,074 An old fogey's girl is his "niece". 1442 01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:16,555 I never knew that. 1443 01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:20,794 I think of my sister's daughter, not some old fart! 1444 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:24,437 Stop rubbing my nose in your knowledge! 1445 01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:27,032 Don't take it like that. 1446 01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:29,590 You can be intelligent and uncultured. 1447 01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:31,513 Can we talk about my son? 1448 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:38,160 - Are you on good terms with Mr Mo? - He hates my guts. 1449 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,798 Let's jump her bones! 1450 01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:44,195 Filthy pig! 1451 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,470 - Idiot! - It was him. 1452 01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:50,911 - Mine's here too. - Tell the truth. 1453 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:53,715 The 3 million, your 20%? 1454 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:56,560 That's mine. A gift's a gift! 1455 01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:59,673 I don't need two wackos talking to themselves... 1456 01:36:00,680 --> 01:36:03,115 That's the pot calling the kettle black. 1457 01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:04,796 Put on Luna. 1458 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:09,438 I need a Chinaman with connections to the mob. 1459 01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:18,592 My brother, Lin Boo. 1460 01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:26,236 - What a sex kitten! - Enough! 1461 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:30,240 Stop it, pervert! 1462 01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:36,190 Here they are. 1463 01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:42,993 Mr Mo owns Gitsen & Co. 1464 01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,431 and "The Smoking Mandarin" restaurant. 1465 01:36:57,440 --> 01:37:00,239 - Kids, there is a God! - Told you so! 1466 01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,953 No, not you, Mother. 1467 01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:14,954 He's in a private room. 1468 01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:17,675 You girls wait with D�d�, and Zoo. 1469 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:18,990 D�d�, and Mr Boo... 1470 01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:22,876 It's Mr Lin. In Chinese, it's the opposite: Boo Lin. 1471 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:25,072 Don't you speak Chinese? 1472 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:27,956 We're not here to talk grammar. 1473 01:37:28,840 --> 01:37:31,071 - Downplay the violence. - Minimum. 1474 01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:35,511 - Reservation? - Yes. Dubois. 1475 01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:38,435 Create a diversion once I shoot. 1476 01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:46,797 - Restroom? - Not here. 1477 01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,239 Let's get the kid. 1478 01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:17,996 - I'm going in. - He said to wait. 1479 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,596 I can't. My brother's inside. 1480 01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:27,275 Boo's a jock! 1481 01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:55,914 I have to go, my son. 1482 01:38:57,480 --> 01:39:00,040 - Zoo got nabbed. - Come on! 1483 01:39:07,120 --> 01:39:09,919 - That's not allowed. - I couldn't help it. 1484 01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:13,070 Hypocrite! 1485 01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:15,511 - Shut your trap! - Candy ass! 1486 01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:28,673 That's all, folks. 1487 01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:32,352 - You saved my neck. - Let's get Bao. 1488 01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:45,110 - Speak French. - It's Mr Mo. 1489 01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:46,957 Freeze! 1490 01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:02,472 - For once, I'm glad to see you. - Me too. 1491 01:40:03,440 --> 01:40:05,193 You found them, so go. 1492 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:08,199 This place is full of drugs. 1493 01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:11,359 - Keep out of it. - Not on your life! 1494 01:40:12,560 --> 01:40:16,156 Ren�, expect a big promotion at Interpol. 1495 01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:18,033 I just reeled in a big fish! 1496 01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:21,193 Lily, do you take Lin to be your husband? 1497 01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:24,313 Boo. In Chinese, it's the opposite: Boo Lin. 1498 01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:25,874 Excuse me. 1499 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,675 Lily, will you take... 1500 01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:29,595 Boob... 1501 01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:32,200 How embarrassing. 1502 01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:37,240 Boo... to have and to hold till death do you part? 1503 01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:39,633 I do. 1504 01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:42,874 Boo, do you take as your wife Lily... 1505 01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:46,155 Late again! 1506 01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:49,316 Carco will bawl me out. 1507 01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:51,716 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1508 01:40:52,040 --> 01:40:54,157 - Kiddo! - Cut the crap! 1509 01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,553 Regina, do you take Antoine... 1510 01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:58,200 She's beautiful. 1511 01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:00,350 I do. 1512 01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:03,234 Antoine, do you take Regina as your wife? 1513 01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:06,556 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1514 01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:14,590 For Father's charity. He'll spend it wisely. 1515 01:41:14,840 --> 01:41:17,480 I'm proud of you, kiddo. 1516 01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:20,149 Don't go now. The fun was just starting! 1517 01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:27,194 - What is it? - Nothing. I love you. 1518 01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:46,318 - What is it, pussycat? - Can I give you a kiss? 1519 01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:53,436 Terrific! 1520 01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:05,314 Cut! 1521 01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:19,237 Gerard's stuttering now. 1522 01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:46,709 This is a House of God. Behave... 1523 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:12,114 I'll pass. 1524 01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:18,359 When I say niece, I mean my sister's daughter 1525 01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:20,320 and not an old... 1526 01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:22,359 No! Cut! 1527 01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:33,679 I have the heebie-jeebies. 1528 01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:36,030 Typical! 1529 01:46:50,440 --> 01:46:52,830 Subtitles by Andrew Litvack 1530 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,390 Subtitling by ECLAIR VIDEO Paris 105299

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