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- Olivia's made a serious complaint against you.
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She no longer feels
comfortable working with you.
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What?
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The truth is your marriage wasn't
a fucking funfair 100% of the time,
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so you had to have yourself a little
escape hatch pussy at the ready.
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How's it going, lads?
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Yeah, I was just saying, do
you know who you look like?
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Your PE teacher?
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I was just partying if
you want to come out.
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You ever been up on the roof
of this place? It's pretty cool.
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You can see for like... 1000 miles.
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Come on, let's go. I love a good roof.
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As I look at you, all the reasons
I fell in love with you have
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come flying back so much
that I think I might throw up.
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(THEY BREATH HEAVILY AND GRUNT)
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I love you!
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What happened last night? There's
a huge chunk of it I can't remember.
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You went off with your man.
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- Can I help you?
- I need Plan B.
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Like a morning after pill.
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_
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What the fuck?
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What?
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- What?
- Yeah, what?
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Nothing.
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Well, that didn't seem like nothing.
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Well, sometimes things
aren't always what they seem.
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(SHARON LAUGHS)
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- OK, Alan Turing.
- Who?
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- Alan Turing. Jesus, Alan Turing...
- Yeah, yeah, I know who he is.
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He's the gay codes guy that
the government murdered.
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They didn't murder him, they castrated him.
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And then he killed himself.
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I hate this fucking country.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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Frankie's sheets smell of
pee. I forgot to change them.
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- This whole room smells like piss.
- (SHARON LAUGHS)
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Yeah, but baby pee's still
lovely really, isn't it?
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It's not a baby, he's three. He eats steak.
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It wasn't all, like, adult
piss which is made of, like,
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red wine and thrush.
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What's wrong with your face?
Are you farting? You look creepy.
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Actually, I'm really concerned
I might do something crazy if
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you can't satisfactorily explain
to meet what the fuck this is.
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What?
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Well, I don't know, what
is it? Is that a receipt?
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Yeah!
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- It's a receipt, all right.
- Well, can I see it?
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You can have it.
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I took a picture of it.
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Oh, it's a... It's a receipt for the...
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When we had sex, in Victoria Park.
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I was ovulating and you did a
very big load in me and I know I
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was ovulating, cos I
can always tell because
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my tits were much bigger than normal.
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You've probably noticed.
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Well, they were. And I, I didn't want
to get into a big debate about it,
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because we'd only just got
back together and, you know,
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I don't want another baby, do you?
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No way.
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- What?
- You're fucking kidding me with all this?
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What are you trying to imply?
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Because if you're implying
what I think you're implying,
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that's fucking nuts and rude.
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Rude? What are you, a
fucking Bront-ee sister?
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Bront-ai.
Bront-ai sister.
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What do you think I'm implying, Sharon?
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Uh... I don't actually even...
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Because it's so... I can't even...
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What, you think I slept
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- with someone else or...?
- Did you?
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Don't be nuts. That's nuts.
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Tha... Rob! Where are you going?
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- Burger King.
- Rob!
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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I don't know what I was
thinking. That was crazy.
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I worked it all out on a napkin
at Burger King and I did do
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a big load in you, that's true.
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We didn't use protection, that's also true.
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I just...
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I thought it smelled like a lie.
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I don't know how to say
it any other way than that.
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I'm sorry.
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(SHARON SIGHS)
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Well, you don't need to be sorry, I...
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Look, what isn't crazy is that in the past,
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when I've needed the morning after
pill, it has been a discussion.
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And why wasn't it a discussion this
time? Sorry, I'm just, I'm trying to...
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No, no, it's fine. It's because,
honestly, I barely thought about it.
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I mean, I'm thinking about it
way more now than I did then,
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because then I just sort
of, you know, just did it.
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I was in the pharmacy buying
toothbrushes and shit and I
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remembered the big load and,
you know, I just got the pill.
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I even forgot the toothbrushes.
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- You forgot the toothbrushes?
- (SHARON LAUGHS)
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I just used a new toothbrush.
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Yeah. I got those in the
supermarket with the weekly shop!
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Right.
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- Where's the receipt for those?
- What?
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I don't save receipts for everything,
do I? I'm not talking Bob Cratchit.
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OK. Well...
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You should be saving receipts!
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You know, it's hard enough for
me to do British taxes without you
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not bothering to save receipts.
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Well, I will now.
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OK? Jesus.
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(SHARON SIGHS)
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Do you want to watch a Better Call Saul?
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No, I just want to nestle into
your bosom, cos I feel stupid.
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Aw.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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- Hello?
- Hey, um...
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Kate, look, I'm, I'm in a bit of trouble.
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Fuck sake.
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Well, what happened now?
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Well, nothing, it's just that...
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Shit.
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Hey. Who were you on the phone to?
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Harita. She wants to meet.
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- That's good, isn't it?
- I don't know. We'll see.
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But it's lunch at Tanaka, so I don't
care what she has to say. I'm going.
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Well, just, you know, whatever
you decide, it's your decision.
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I just want you to be happy
and Frankie can always get his
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old job back at Nike.
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You just want me to be happy? That's new.
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No, it's not new!
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Why wouldn't I want my husband to be happy?
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And look, I was thinking, I
could look into going back to work
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again, you know, take a
bit of the pressure off.
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- Right.
- Oh. Merry Christmas to me.
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What's stopping you from coming back?
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Mostly just the false
sexual harassment charges.
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They weren't charges, it was just
a complaint, which Olivia withdrew.
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- She was just having some fun with you.
- Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
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You should also know that she's just
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accepted a position at the Brussels office,
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so that's no longer a
reason to not come back.
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- What about Margaret?
- Why, do you want to fuck her as well?
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No, but she knows, so now I hate her too.
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Who else knows?
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Does Tina from R&D know?
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Because she was unnecessarily
vocal when I ate all those hot cross
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buns that she brought in that
her daughter baked one time.
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I didn't know they were home-made.
Because they were terrible.
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Why did you eat them all
if they were terrible?
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That's not the point.
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Margaret knows, OK? And that's it.
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- And Tina. Tina knows too.
- Oh, come on!
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- Would you like another tea?
- Yes, please.
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- I'll have a Tom Collins.
- What's in that?
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Bartender'll know.
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- Oh, is it like gin and lemon juice?
- Yep.
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Look, I don't know how long
I'll need a jolly white American
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man to sell my ideas, hopefully
not forever, but right now I do.
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So, why don't you take the
rest of your leave of absence,
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unpaid, I'm not a charity, and
see how you feel in a few weeks?
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I'll have to think about it.
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I mean, you know I didn't
do anything wrong, right?
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- Doesn't matter to me.
- It doesn't matter to you?
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What you offer the company
is more important to
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me than whether or not you tried
to fuck a very fuckable co-worker.
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How are the kids?
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(ROB NOISILY SLURPS)
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Well, I've thought about your
offer and I've decided that I would
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rather stick these
chopsticks up my asshole.
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You're not jerking it under there, are you?
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No.
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OK. Just checking.
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How'd it go with Harita?
She offer you your job back?
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Yep.
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- You going to go back?
- No. I'm going to find another one.
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(SHARON SIGHS)
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Why do you smell of cheese and onion
crisps? I thought you had sushi.
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- I was still hungry.
- OK.
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How long are you going to stay in bed for?
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Just till tomorrow.
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So, just the 17 hours.
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Well, I've got to go out in a bit,
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so you're going to have to get up
and do the kids' supper and bath time.
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- Where are you going?
- Oh, just...
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I'm going to a concert with Melissa.
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It's a fundraiser for a kids' homeless
charity refugee thing she volunteers for.
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- I promised I'd go with her.
- What kind of concert?
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It's chamber music I think. It'll be shit.
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Wow.
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You're going to a chamber music
concert with Melissa? Where?
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On the South Bank I think.
We're meeting at a bar before.
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She's got the tickets.
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Oh, and Frankie's watching
Million Dollar Baby.
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I sort of put it on by mistake and now
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he's really enjoying it very quietly, so...
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OK. Have fun at your concerto.
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OK. Get up.
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- Hey, why don't we give you a ride?
- No, I'm grand.
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- I'll just get the Tube.
- No, it'll be fun. We'll give you a ride.
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Don't be silly. I'll see you later.
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(ROCK BAND PLAYS)
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Passed out for hours
but I want you to stay...
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- Two margaritas.
- No, one margarita. And a Coke.
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No way! It took two buses and a
half a mile walk along the canal in
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kitten heels to get here.
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You're having a drink. Two margaritas.
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Thanks for doing this.
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Yeah, no problem. Nothing to stay home for.
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Ian and I haven't shagged in weeks.
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- Aw.
- He's asked me to start paying rent.
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(SHE LAUGHS)
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I wouldn't mind, but the
toilet on the boat is broken.
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You can barely flash half
a turd down at a time.
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I'm thinking of moving back
to Ireland. I miss my girls.
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- Aw, well, that's great. I'm delighted.
- Yeah.
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I've followed my fanny for long enough!
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Also I'm Facebook friends
with this roofer from Monaghan.
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I'm going to hook up
with him when I go back.
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Look at him. Little rock star.
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Good body. How is he in the sack?
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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_
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(SONG FINISHES)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Hey, youse were great.
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Look at us. Groupies!
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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Oh, how's it going?
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- Uh, did you catch the full set?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, really good. Really
good. You guys are, em...
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You've got all the drums and
the guitars, the whole kit.
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Microphone.
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Do you want a drink?
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Ask the rest of the band. Call them over.
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Oh, here, I'll call them over.
Hey, do you want some shots, lads?
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- We made out.
- So we just kissed?
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Well, yeah, then, you know...
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No, I swear to God I don't, I don't know.
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- You took it out.
- I took it out?
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- My dick.
- Your penis?
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- Whatever, yeah.
- Christ.
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Oh, fucking hell.
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I took it out and did what?
241
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,639
Well, nothing really.
242
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,045
Every time you went near it you
looked like you're going to gag.
243
00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:08,540
Oh, God.
244
00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:11,279
Then you told me what you were going to do.
245
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,905
What? What was I going to do?
246
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,529
You were going to get some
poppers, whatever they are,
247
00:12:17,576 --> 00:12:21,432
and some weed and then you would come back.
248
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,047
I gave you 40 quid, you didn't come back.
249
00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:25,953
OK, I didn't come back...
250
00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:29,320
No pressure, but if you did want to
give me that money back, that'd be great.
251
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:31,362
Er, I am at uni.
252
00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:37,098
You looked at a cock for, like, a tick.
253
00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,998
You examined it. Big deal.
254
00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:42,026
- It's fine.
- It's not fine.
255
00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:45,367
I handled a penis that doesn't
belong to my husband. I held it.
256
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:48,333
I felt its pulse probably.
Rob's never done that.
257
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,534
- (KATE LAUGHS)
- Oh, you know what I mean!
258
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:53,791
He's never just, like, "Oh, I'll
put my hand down this stranger's
259
00:12:53,855 --> 00:12:56,157
"pants and give her a little pat."
260
00:12:57,668 --> 00:12:59,729
Give me a fag. I need to smoke.
261
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,734
Every time Rob does something
nice now, fucking anything,
262
00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:08,334
if he makes me...
263
00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:10,907
If he makes me a cheese sandwich
I'll be like, "Oh, great,
264
00:13:10,946 --> 00:13:15,015
"a lovely cheese sandwich made for me
by my husband who I betrayed with..."
265
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,969
Oh, God, I probably touched my
children with fresh penis on my hand.
266
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,894
(KATE LAUGHS)
267
00:13:20,895 --> 00:13:23,774
- I'm going to have to tell him.
- What?
268
00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:28,283
No, you can't tell him.
Stick with the lie. Seriously.
269
00:13:28,377 --> 00:13:30,388
I mean, if you undo a
lie you've already told,
270
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,893
then really you're just lying again.
271
00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:36,018
The regrets I feel every day for
not saying I was buying all that
272
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,865
lube for a friend.
273
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:40,491
I'm not helping!
274
00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:43,212
(KATE CRIES)
275
00:13:43,563 --> 00:13:47,020
- I don't want to be a liar.
- You don't want to end up like me.
276
00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:50,237
That's my only bit of advice. Lie.
277
00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:52,570
For the kids.
278
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,115
What do you want to do now?
279
00:14:00,457 --> 00:14:04,457
(SHARON MOANS)
280
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:07,454
(MUSIC: You Fucking Love
It by Dirty Pretty Things)
281
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:11,455
(THEY MOAN)
282
00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:20,895
(THEY MOAN)
283
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,895
(KATE MOANS AUDIBLY)
284
00:14:31,095 --> 00:14:35,095
(THEY MOAN)
285
00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:54,426
(SHE SIGHS)
286
00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:07,422
(ROB SNORES)
287
00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:13,562
(SHARON SIGHS)
288
00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:15,284
(ROB STIRS)
289
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:23,816
I love the sound of breaking glass
290
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:30,069
Especially when I'm lonely
291
00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:36,981
I need the noises of destruction
292
00:15:39,953 --> 00:15:42,750
When there's nothing new
293
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,502
Oh, nothing new
294
00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:50,705
Sound of breaking glass.
295
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,399
I think you should tell him.
296
00:15:58,494 --> 00:16:00,851
But if I don't tell him,
he might not find out.
297
00:16:00,853 --> 00:16:02,012
And if I do tell him,
298
00:16:02,014 --> 00:16:04,297
chances are he'll fucking find
out because I'm telling him.
299
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,796
Lies are like a child
hiding in a cupboard...
300
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:07,706
you're always going to find them,
301
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,695
but if you wait too long, you
might just find a little corpse.
302
00:16:10,697 --> 00:16:12,794
- Jesus!
- Plus, you're a terrible liar.
303
00:16:12,796 --> 00:16:15,519
I remember at uni when you said
you hadn't slept with Dr. Schiff.
304
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,286
- We knew you had.
- I didn't sleep with him!
305
00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:19,639
- Him?
- Oh, Dr....
306
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,798
Yeah. No, I did sleep with her.
307
00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:23,879
- Not really, though.
- Didn't that feel good?
308
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,639
Yeah. I mean, it was all right,
got it out my system, but...
309
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,609
- I meant telling the truth.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
310
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,159
Right, I have to go because
my life coach has just arrived.
311
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,803
- OK, sure, well, can...?
- Bye!
312
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,665
...be the best-looking person,
313
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,808
but be ugly in yourself and
it makes you unattractive.
314
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:43,751
(SHE FARTS)
315
00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:07,103
_
316
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:11,786
_
317
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,493
So, you found a receipt for a
pill you've bought in the past
318
00:17:16,529 --> 00:17:19,838
and you've got an uncomfortable
feeling in your tum-tum. That's it.
319
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,171
Why didn't she tell me? I mean...
320
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:24,796
Do you tell her every time you pop to
Boots for a tube of haemorrhoid cream?
321
00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:26,498
I'd understand if she'd
bought a fucking speed boat
322
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,881
without telling you... it's
a wee morning after pill!
323
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:30,398
What else was she supposed to do?
324
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,586
You said yourself you blew
an historic load into her
325
00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:35,717
- in a public park.
- We have a wavelength.
326
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,357
We communicate verbally and non-verbally.
327
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:40,537
And something feels
fucked up and not right.
328
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,294
OK, let me ask you
something... can Sharon hide
329
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,892
what she's feeling about anything?
330
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,804
- No.
- OK, I wanted you to say it.
331
00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:51,838
So you are going to find out, one
way or another, sooner or later.
332
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,502
If she's done nothing wrong, bully for you.
333
00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:57,205
If she has, strangle
her, throw her in a bog,
334
00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:58,545
and when the police ask if I know anything,
335
00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,894
- I'll tell them to get fucked.
- (HE SNORTS)
336
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,519
How are you otherwise?
337
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,873
Never better.
338
00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:11,573
- I finally got Muireann down.
- Great.
339
00:18:11,944 --> 00:18:14,492
Frankie fell asleep holding a potato.
340
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:16,477
Little weirdo.
341
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,372
Do you, er...? Do you want
me to make you something?
342
00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:24,309
I didn't think anybody would
see this, but now that you have,
343
00:18:24,356 --> 00:18:25,305
fuck it.
344
00:18:27,469 --> 00:18:31,634
- What did you get up to today?
- I saw Chris, then I went to a movie.
345
00:18:31,785 --> 00:18:33,724
- What, on your own?
- Yep.
346
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,158
Why?
347
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,154
I just felt like being alone.
348
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,536
What's the matter?
349
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:41,927
Nothing.
350
00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:47,546
- Stop it.
- Stop what?
351
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:50,129
You're giving me the massive cold
shoulder. Why are you doing that?
352
00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:53,064
- You're making me feel shit.
- I'm not making you feel anything.
353
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,597
Well, then, you're projecting your
354
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:56,784
- bad mood onto me or...
- Am I?
355
00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:59,944
At least I'm not getting secret
electrolysis on my nipples.
356
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,047
Oh! What?
357
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:05,424
That was a special offer...
You're going through my e-mails.
358
00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:08,411
You've never done that before. Why
now? Who are you doing that for?
359
00:19:08,475 --> 00:19:11,042
- Me! I'm tired of plucking them.
- It takes a second!
360
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,752
It takes more than a second
and it was a special offer.
361
00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:17,041
And did you have a fantastic time
at your chamber music concerto
362
00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:19,611
- on the South Bank with Melissa?
- You're being so fucking suspicious.
363
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,986
Secret birth control, secret
professional grooming...
364
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,542
You're the one who got caught lying.
365
00:19:23,544 --> 00:19:25,759
(THUMP, CHILD CRIES)
366
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,145
Oh, shit!
367
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:31,643
Oh, God.
368
00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:32,684
What happened?
369
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,177
Oh, no, he's cut his eye.
370
00:19:34,179 --> 00:19:36,338
He's cut his eye! It's not OK!
371
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,762
- Where did you park the car?
- I'm trying to remember, Christ.
372
00:19:38,774 --> 00:19:41,504
- Did you not use it last?
- No. Rob, where's the car?
373
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:45,159
- I think Currie Street, I think.
- Fuck's sake.
374
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,719
Taxi!
375
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,721
Taxi.
376
00:19:48,778 --> 00:19:50,293
Thank you.
377
00:19:50,347 --> 00:19:52,066
What the fuck?!
378
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,879
Your light was on, I
got your plate number...
379
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,405
you take us seven blocks to the hospital
380
00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:01,509
or I'm going to jump through this window
381
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:04,400
and make you eat your fucking coin purse.
382
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,185
Thank you!
383
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,083
I'm sorry, honey.
384
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:19,632
I don't know what's wrong with me.
385
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:22,605
I'm paranoid. I mean, I feel...
386
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:25,920
When we were apart...
387
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:27,787
I took the morning after pill
cos I was worried I'd slept with
388
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:30,697
a guy I met in a club.
I was so fucking drunk
389
00:20:30,699 --> 00:20:32,146
I couldn't remember if
I'd done anything or not.
390
00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:33,642
Like, all I remember
is going up on the roof.
391
00:20:33,658 --> 00:20:36,236
But, look, the good news is
that I didn't need to take
392
00:20:36,273 --> 00:20:38,297
the morning after pill
cos, as it turns out,
393
00:20:38,352 --> 00:20:40,030
I didn't have sex with him.
394
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,504
- Right.
- I mean, I should have known.
395
00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:43,980
I gave my knickers a
good sniff the next day
396
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:46,690
and they just smelt like,
you know, normal bad.
397
00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:50,001
Hello there. Erm, so, do you want to
tell me how you hit your head, then?
398
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:52,809
- Um...
- We were downstairs in the kitchen...
399
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,819
Sorry, actually, just need to
hear it from Frankie, if that's OK.
400
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,553
- I fell off the chair in the bathroom...
- Nothing happened?
401
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:02,310
Well, I mean, nearly nothing.
Like, close to nothing.
402
00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:05,428
If the choices are
nothing and... (SHE MOUTHS)
403
00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:08,594
You know, you can pretty much round
it down to nothing. I guess he...
404
00:21:08,596 --> 00:21:10,559
- I guess he kissed me...
- He kissed you.
405
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,173
He kissed you...
so you were like, "Mm! Mm!"
406
00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:15,974
So he forced himself on you.
407
00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:17,359
Did you file a police report?
408
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,874
I mean, a man kissed
you against your will...
409
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:22,245
OK, we kissed, apparently.
410
00:21:22,307 --> 00:21:24,239
Erm, do you know if
Frankie has vomited at all?
411
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,269
- Erm, no, he hasn't.
- OK.
412
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:27,877
What did you mean, apparently?
413
00:21:27,879 --> 00:21:29,721
- Pardon?
- Oh, I'm talking to her.
414
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:32,679
- So sorry.
- I can only go by what he told me, OK?
415
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,920
Hey, no-one wants to know
what happened with me.
416
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,982
- You went to see him?
- Just to find out what happened!
417
00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:38,510
What happened?
418
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,345
I handled his penis.
419
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:47,553
OK, someone else's penis, but
that is as bad as the story gets.
420
00:21:47,555 --> 00:21:52,657
I took a man's penis out of his
pants and I... I looked at it.
421
00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:55,116
But, like, for a second.
422
00:21:55,165 --> 00:21:57,844
But apart from that, nothing happened.
423
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,837
OK, well, Frankie has been good
enough to tell me what's happened.
424
00:22:00,872 --> 00:22:02,727
We'll see if it needs a
little stitch but probably not,
425
00:22:02,782 --> 00:22:06,039
by the looks of it. Can
I get his blood type?
426
00:22:06,671 --> 00:22:09,451
- Erm, he's, erm... He's type O.
- Right, OK.
427
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:12,117
- When was his last tetanus shot?
- It was five months ago.
428
00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:13,102
Okey doke.
429
00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:15,008
It was the day after
he went back to nursery.
430
00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:15,907
Right.
431
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,115
A squirrel bit him.
432
00:22:18,335 --> 00:22:19,440
Oh.
433
00:22:26,314 --> 00:22:28,626
You're a fascinating person, you know that?
434
00:22:28,628 --> 00:22:30,319
I mean, you're multifaceted.
435
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,966
You're a genuinely good mother...
you handled that lazy doctor
436
00:22:33,968 --> 00:22:37,968
really well, you were calm, you
asked all the right questions...
437
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,169
Considering what a shit wife you are,
438
00:22:40,218 --> 00:22:42,737
it's a fascinating collision of skills.
439
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,725
- I'm not a shit wife.
- What if I cut open my eye?
440
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,522
I mean, best, best case scenario,
you'd let me use your Oyster card.
441
00:22:50,587 --> 00:22:52,746
- That's not true!
- Yes, it is.
442
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,459
And then you'd text me a shopping list
443
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,494
while I'm in the emergency room.
444
00:23:05,769 --> 00:23:07,808
Do you want to break up with me?
445
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:10,285
Do I want to break up
with you? What are we, 14?
446
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,719
Well, what do you want to do?
447
00:23:13,089 --> 00:23:16,012
I know you think I'm a terrible
person, but I guess I was angry.
448
00:23:16,081 --> 00:23:17,521
Don't do that, don't blame me.
449
00:23:17,578 --> 00:23:21,531
I was upset about the money you
gave Fergal and the French hussy
450
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,720
and the fact that, you know,
451
00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:25,537
you wouldn't apologise or admit
that you'd done anything wrong.
452
00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:28,504
And, you know, it's a tough
time. There's a lot of...
453
00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:31,467
Brexit, you know? Your new president.
454
00:23:31,508 --> 00:23:32,403
Don't put that on me!
455
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,542
Well, I'm just saying, it's a tough time.
456
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,319
Fuck you for a second, OK?
457
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,852
Fuck your guilt or whatever.
458
00:23:37,888 --> 00:23:40,127
The bottom line is, they need a mom,
459
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,301
and I hate the idea of whatever you
did with him less than I love them.
460
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,842
And what are the other options? I
leave you, I split up our family?
461
00:23:49,243 --> 00:23:51,582
I'm just going to have
to suck it up, aren't I?
462
00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:54,893
OK.
463
00:23:58,931 --> 00:24:01,402
- What did he look like?
- What did he...?
464
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,593
- Was he black?
- No.
465
00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:05,317
Why? What difference would that make?
466
00:24:05,353 --> 00:24:07,329
- Well, you said he wasn't, so...
- No, but why?
467
00:24:07,393 --> 00:24:09,556
Because I've seen your browser history, OK?
468
00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:12,440
It's primarily black
guys and fat Johnny Depp,
469
00:24:12,491 --> 00:24:14,312
and I can't compete with that.
470
00:24:14,951 --> 00:24:15,956
You...
471
00:24:18,187 --> 00:24:19,906
You don't have to compete.
472
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,467
And the fat Johnny Depps,
I was just fascinated...
473
00:24:22,469 --> 00:24:24,662
- I don't want to hear it.
- OK, I'm sorry.
474
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,324
Sorry.
475
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:28,947
I mean...
476
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,199
What now?
477
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,223
I don't know.
478
00:24:31,225 --> 00:24:34,878
I guess over time I'll have
to learn to forgive you.
479
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,357
Right. Over how much time?
480
00:24:37,401 --> 00:24:41,558
I don't know, I guess it'll take
two or three months? A season?
481
00:24:41,585 --> 00:24:42,665
Season.
482
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,270
- What are you doing?
- I'm just...
483
00:24:46,272 --> 00:24:48,911
I'm just trying to work out
if we'll be OK by my birthday.
484
00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:49,850
No!
485
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,659
I'm thinking we might be OK by...
486
00:24:52,754 --> 00:24:54,713
- Thanksgiving?
- When's that?
487
00:24:54,715 --> 00:24:56,394
Look, it's all right.
488
00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:58,121
I'll look it up.
489
00:24:59,858 --> 00:25:01,674
Do you want me to sleep on the sofa?
490
00:25:01,722 --> 00:25:05,464
Or we could sleep in the same bed
but just, you know, head to toe.
491
00:25:05,495 --> 00:25:07,629
No, I don't want you to lacerate my face
492
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,557
with your White Walker toenails.
493
00:25:20,949 --> 00:25:22,408
Do you still love me?
494
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,655
Actually, yeah, maybe you
should sleep on the couch.
495
00:25:26,934 --> 00:25:31,934
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496
00:25:31,936 --> 00:25:33,117
(MUSIC: Catastrophe Theme by Oli Julian)
497
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:37,717
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