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(Snoring)
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FITZ:
The worst part about a curse
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isn't the bad shitthat happens to you.
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Any schmuck can weathera little misery.
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Hell, most peopleactually enjoy it.
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No, the worst partabout a curse
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is that your luck'sturned to shit.
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(Groaning)
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Snake eyes.
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Great.
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It's a voodoo mind fuck.
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Solutions turn into problems,
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and problemsturn into nightmares
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and suddenly...
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Nothing makes sense anymore.
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Happens when you mix
atophan with booze.
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How'd you get in here?
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Shit.
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I get it.
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It's a dream, isn't it?
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It's totally a dream.
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If I know that,
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I can control it.
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All right, ladies.
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Let's get to it.
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I don't know how long
this dream is going to last,
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but I do know this threesome
isn't going to start itself.
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Richard, you are awake
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and you have
a pronounced erection.
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(Women giggling)
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Wow.
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Without you
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I find my smile
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Without you
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I won by a mile
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Without you
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Oh, life would be so grand
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Without you
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I'm half a man
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Without you
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's policy,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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You need a licence to sell
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and, due to your
fraudulent practices,
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yours has been revoked.
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Which means you're nothing
around here.
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Jesus, let's try
and be professional here.
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Professional?
Yeah.
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You just petitioned customers
for an orgy.
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And they said yes.
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You're up on criminal charges
for breaking into my apartment.
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All you've done is prove my point.
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I got enough hassles.
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And I guy's got a right
to earn a living.
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You stole my panties.
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Oh, I think we both know
what this is about.
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Hey, you know about
this power trip
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that your psycho smile factory
is taking?
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No clue, but if it pisses you
off, I'll back her.
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Ooh, are we having a meeting?
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No, we're playing a game
called "shut the fuck up."
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You go first.
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Okay, I'll--
KEN: Ah, ah, ah.
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Don't blow it, kid.
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The sign outside says
"Fitzpatrick Motors."
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I'm a partner.
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You're a blowjob
that went wrong.
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What about me?
You can't even
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win a game
of "shut the fuck up."
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What the skirt says goes.
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DOT: Sales floor's off limits until
you pass your dealers exam.
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Sorry.
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Oh, fuck.
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It's like
I always say, Richard.
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Embrace big obstacles
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and problems will turn
into big assets.
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Shut up, Larry. This is just
a stupid dealership exam.
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For which I did suggest you
rewrite several dozen times.
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Oh, you want to take credit
for my ideas now?
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Are you a walking conscience
or a walking ego?
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Besides, I'm not taking
the exam. You are.
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And I don't feel
very comfortable
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impersonating you for an exam.
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No, Richard, that's the line
for the specials.
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Shh.
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Well, hello.
Hm.
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I'm Richard,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Oh. I'm Fuck,
Don't Give a Fuck,
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and you're in the wrong line.
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Oh, we are so sorry.
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Can I help you with anything?
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Oh. Apotemnophilia, huh?
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Interesting.
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Here's my card.
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Call me when you need
a new short bus.
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Or anything else.
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It's not likely.
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WOMAN:
Next.
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This is Richard Fitzpatrick.
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He's here to take
his dealership exam.
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Hello.
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I'll need some photo ID.
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Yeah. Right.
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Here you go.
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(Clearing throat)
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Doesn't look a thing like him.
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Hey--
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Oh fuck.
Look, Richard,
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I know academics
aren't your "thing,"
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but you can do this.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
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(Snickering)
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(Clearing throat)
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Richard Fitzpatrick
isn't afraid of shit.
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(Intercom beeping)
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SONJA:
Mr. Fitzpatrick,
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I have a Dr. Rollandson line 1.
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Am I a dead man or what?
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WOMAN, OVER PHONE:
As I mentioned, Mr. Fitzpatrick,
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testicular cancerresponds very well to--
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Quack. Double-talk bullshit.
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I think we have itwell in hand.
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Did you find someonewho will pick you up
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after the procedure?
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Nah. I ain't got nobody.
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Well, you have to findsomeone.
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It's hospital regulation.
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Regulate this.
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(Exhaling)
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(Drill whirring)
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Fuck me.
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Dude, listen, the flight landed
15 minutes ago.
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How long does it take
to pass 40 condoms of cocaine?
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That's not--
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Just dish soap, a quart of milk,
okay? It works fine.
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I don't care if you ate cheese.
I got to go.
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(Phone hanging up)
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Hey, boss.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Oh, I was just trying
to track a shipment of parts.
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I'm just running low on--
On some parts
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that I ordered.
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I got more customers
than product, you know?
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Jack up the price. Whoever
doesn't want to pay fucks off.
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Then you got plenty of product.
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Basic supply and demand,
jerkoff.
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I need a lift.
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Uh...
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You mean like smack,
speed, PCP?
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A ride, moron.
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Weed?
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In a car.
Oh. Oh, vodka.
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I got a guy for that.
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Who the fuck hired you?!
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Jesus!
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If there is anything you need,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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What I need is for everyone
to shut the fuck up!
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(Door slamming)
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How did I fail that exam twice?
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You were just underprepared.
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Maybe nervous?
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Oh, whatever.
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Hey, buddy.
Ah!
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Hey, where are you going,
Richard?
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You shouldn't be alone
at a time like this.
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To fuck, smoke or drink
something. Preferably all 3.
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(Car engine starting)
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(Inhaling)
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JOSH:
Check it out.
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This is my masterpiece.
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The DSE.
Drug Stock Exchange.
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It's all about
supply and demand.
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With all that shit
that's going on in Mexico,
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cocaine demand is high.
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So if I put all my money
into ecstasy futures
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and beat the margin call--
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Forget it, Josh.
I'm busted.
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I'm so fucking broke
I'm living with Larry.
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Don't you get it?
JOSH: I get it--
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Richard, what does this say?
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"Pots," dumbass.
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Really?
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I need to get my eyes checked.
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I know why you failed
your test.
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You are special.
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Ow. What are you do--?
Watch it.
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Come on, Richard.
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When life gives you lemons--
I didn't get lemons.
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I got a flaming bag of shit.
You're saying I'm retarded.
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That term isn't really used
anymore.
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Not in front of retards
it isn't.
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You just read things
differently.
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So buck up Zetif.
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Zetif?
Yes.
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That is your name,
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at least how you would read it
using your dyslexic words.
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Now you listen to me, mister.
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Get your hands off me.
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We are not retarded, okay?
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We are differently capable.
Like Bat Boy.
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An aspiring child who is blind
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yet navigates the world
using echolocation.
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Like a bat.
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Remind me why I give a fuck?
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Uh, well, thanks to
the worldwide media coverage,
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the grant money poured in
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and he was able to renovate his
school and it blind-friendly.
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Grant money?
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, where are you going?
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To get retarded.
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Look, lady, I'm telling you,
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I'm a retard.
I read shit backwards.
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I'm not right in the head
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and I demand to be recognized
as handicapped.
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So I didn't win
the genetic lottery
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and catch blindness
or spina bifida.
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Does that mean I'm not
special enough for a 'tard card
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or a grant?
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What about this guy, huh?
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I mean, sure, you'll call him
ugly behind his back
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and none of you broads
will bang him,
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but you don't have the nuts
to recognize him as deformed.
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You think he doesn't
have to deal
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with adversity with that face?
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What about this guy, huh?
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He doesn't quite measure down
to being a dwarf, does he?
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You think he doesn't have
to reach up for shit?
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You think this hobbit fucker
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doesn't get called
a hobbit fucker all the time?
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But no, he's just one inch
too tall to really cash in.
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Oh, sure, you'll take a job
helping the disabled,
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raking it in like that asshole
Jerry Lewis.
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And what do we get? Nothing.
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Well, not this time,
sugar tits.
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Because I'm not leaving
until I get my due.
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Because I am Richard
Fitzpatrick,
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and I am a retard.
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(Smattering of applause)
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WOMAN 1:
Yeah. Good for you.
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MAN 1:
Way to go.
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MAN 2:
You're a real retard, buddy.
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He's one of us.
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WOMAN 2:
We're all retards.
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(Tires screeching)
(Horn honking)
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MAN:
Fucking retard!
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What the fuck?
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A 'tard card?
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How'd you score that?
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You passed the test.
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She let me take
the exam orally.
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Were the questions hard?
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Oral exam.
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Oh, Richard. Really?
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Just one of the many benefits
of being a 'tard, Larry.
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I also scored a municipal
business grant.
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City gave me enough money
to start construction
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on the Summer Wind Lounge.
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Dreams do happen.
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Wait. Wait a grant
for the disabled?
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Can you believe that shit?
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I should have thought of this
a long time ago.
264
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,667
While I applaud
that you're embracing
265
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,102
your learning disability,
266
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,970
dyslexia's really not
a serious--
267
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,939
You know, I must confess,
there's a small part of me
268
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,007
that thinks you might be taking
advantage of the situation.
269
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,910
If those adorable Downs fuckers
get free baseball tickets,
270
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,979
the least I deserve
is enough scratch
271
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,780
to open my own watering hole.
272
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,749
Richard. Yeah, but Richard--
273
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,617
Ah!
274
00:12:10,728 --> 00:12:12,263
LARRY:
I think someone wants you
275
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,332
to give back that grant money,
Richard.
276
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,833
Is that what that said?
277
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:19,035
But maybe it's the shadow figure
who intends to murder you
278
00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:20,270
on the beaver moon.
279
00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:22,372
We got mangled limbs,
fake blood.
280
00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:24,174
It's just a manifestation
of the prophecy.
281
00:12:24,175 --> 00:12:25,175
(Gasping)
282
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:26,676
Oh, Richard.
283
00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,178
The end is nigh.
284
00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:29,379
Really, Larry?
285
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,880
You want to let a little
stage blood
286
00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:34,116
and some plastic gams stand
in the way of the Summer Wind?
287
00:12:34,117 --> 00:12:37,686
Uh-uh. You can't get to the top
unless you step on a few toes.
288
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:40,289
KEN:
Hey, diapers. Get in here.
289
00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:51,366
We need to talk.
290
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,501
I'll tell you what.
291
00:12:53,502 --> 00:12:54,902
I'll save you some time.
292
00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:56,570
"Everything you touch
turns to shit.
293
00:12:56,571 --> 00:12:58,139
"I'm tired of you
wrecking my joint,
294
00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:00,375
"crashing my cars.
You're a curse, motherfucker.
295
00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:01,809
You get arrested too much."
296
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:04,077
Well, you know what, old man?
Go fuck yourself.
297
00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:05,712
No one gives a shit
what you think.
298
00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,914
That's not what I want
to talk about.
299
00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:10,384
Really? Then what?
300
00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:14,287
Come on, spit it out.
301
00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:16,689
(Sighing)
302
00:13:17,858 --> 00:13:18,858
(Sighing)
303
00:13:18,859 --> 00:13:20,159
Fascinating.
304
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,530
(Snorting)
305
00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,199
(Sighing)
306
00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,110
Ow!
307
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,512
MAN 1: Nailed him.
Oh!
308
00:13:40,513 --> 00:13:41,812
MAN 2:
Good one.
309
00:13:41,813 --> 00:13:43,048
My turn.
310
00:13:43,049 --> 00:13:44,049
Huh?
311
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,120
Well, hello, Don't Give a Fuck.
312
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,522
Name's Laura, actually.
313
00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,323
And you're the dyslexic asshole
314
00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:54,291
that got the grant money
instead of us, right?
315
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,427
Oh, and you're the assholes
that redecorated my office.
316
00:13:56,428 --> 00:13:58,796
Little heavy with the red,
but I like your work.
317
00:13:58,797 --> 00:13:59,797
MAN 1:
Asshole.
318
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,331
Oh!
319
00:14:01,332 --> 00:14:02,433
I promised my boys
I'd use that money
320
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:03,801
to start a handicapped
escort service.
321
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,937
I know you're trying
to scare me,
322
00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:08,305
but all you're doing
is turning me on.
323
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,040
Maybe we should talk about the
building permit you applied for
324
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,340
for your lame lounge.
325
00:14:11,341 --> 00:14:13,176
What about it?
326
00:14:13,177 --> 00:14:16,046
You forgot to add wheelchair
access plans to your blueprints.
327
00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:17,346
Bad, bad boy.
328
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:18,915
That means that I can file
a complaint
329
00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:20,617
and have you tied up
in red tape for,
330
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:22,819
oh, I don't know, years.
331
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,820
Please, haven't you ever heard
of a bribe?
332
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:27,289
Just limp along home.
I don't have time for this shit.
333
00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:29,124
You don't know
who you're fucking with.
334
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,627
I'm handicapped, asshole,
and that means power.
335
00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:33,462
We can park where we want,
piss in public,
336
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:35,798
touch people inappropriately.
337
00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:39,068
I can get to you, Fitz.
Anywhere, anytime.
338
00:14:39,069 --> 00:14:42,503
Are we still talking
about inappropriate touching?
339
00:14:42,504 --> 00:14:45,272
You have until tomorrow
to get me my money back.
340
00:14:45,273 --> 00:14:49,611
You can run, Fitz,
but you can't smell it.
341
00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:52,981
Oh! Oh!
342
00:14:52,982 --> 00:14:55,083
Oh, fuck.
343
00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:56,984
Oh.
344
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,688
MAN 2:
Slow down.
345
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:04,124
(Lights buzzing)
346
00:15:15,568 --> 00:15:19,538
You asked for it
and now you're going to get it.
347
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:26,879
Is this another dream?
348
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,680
You tell me.
349
00:15:32,718 --> 00:15:34,786
This threesome ain't going
to start itself.
350
00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:36,788
Maybe we should make it
a 4-way.
351
00:15:36,789 --> 00:15:39,390
As long as it's not a dude.
352
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:41,559
(All laughing)
353
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,034
No.
354
00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:51,568
No!
355
00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:54,805
WOMEN, CHANTING:
Fitz. Fitz. Fitz. Fitz.
356
00:15:54,806 --> 00:15:55,806
(Gasping)
357
00:15:55,807 --> 00:15:57,407
Huh?
358
00:15:57,408 --> 00:16:00,977
That retard Laura's
in my fucking nightmare now.
359
00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:03,846
Richard, Laura is not
the R word, okay?
360
00:16:03,847 --> 00:16:05,715
She has apotemnophilia.
361
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,717
Yeah, whatever.
362
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,087
Wait, is that contagious?
363
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:13,222
Why? What did you do?
364
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,323
FITZ:
It's what I want to do.
365
00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:16,358
She's on my list
of must-bang chicks.
366
00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:18,760
You know, amputee, midget,
dental hygienist.
367
00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:20,962
Richard, don't you see
what's happening here?
368
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:23,899
Instead of making things right,
you're making enemies
369
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,467
and consequently your nightmares
are growing stronger.
370
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:28,837
You need to make amends
before it's too late.
371
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:31,073
No, what I need
is that grant money.
372
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,440
Of course you did.
373
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:34,608
"Did," Larry?
Of course I did?
374
00:16:34,609 --> 00:16:36,243
What happened to the money?
375
00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:38,746
I took it out of your account.
376
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,581
What?
Well, you left me no choice.
377
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,116
And as any good
conscience would, I--
378
00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,751
You gave it back to the feds?
379
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,686
The Summer Wind money?
My fucking money?
380
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:49,555
No, I didn't give it back.
I donated it.
381
00:16:49,556 --> 00:16:52,525
What? Larry, I've got plans
to meet guys
382
00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:54,060
to break ground there tomorrow.
383
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:55,628
Union guys.
384
00:16:55,629 --> 00:16:57,097
If I gave it back,
it would have gone to Laura
385
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,965
who abuses the system
the same way you do.
386
00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:01,801
So in an effort to reverse
this karmic catastrophe,
387
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:03,837
I donated it to those
who are truly in need.
388
00:17:03,838 --> 00:17:06,571
Yeah, a group of poor,
fair-trade Colombian farmers
389
00:17:06,572 --> 00:17:08,140
that Josh told me about.
390
00:17:08,141 --> 00:17:10,442
Yeah, they grow poppies
for export.
391
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,945
Those are drug dealers, Larry.
392
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:15,079
Then--
393
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,848
Oh.
394
00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:18,950
Get my money back, dickweed.
395
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,184
Now.
396
00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:25,290
Drugs.
397
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,825
Mother of pearl.
398
00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:34,298
I hear you got
your licence back.
399
00:17:34,299 --> 00:17:35,699
Congratulations.
400
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,470
You've come to celebrate?
401
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,004
You going to take
your dress off now?
402
00:17:45,643 --> 00:17:46,709
Oh!
403
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:49,479
Well, I guess this isn't
a dream.
404
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,813
From now on,
405
00:17:50,814 --> 00:17:53,650
your paperwork
better be spotless.
406
00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:55,217
Paperwork?
407
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,486
That's your big threat?
408
00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:58,288
You think you know
all the angles, don't you?
409
00:17:58,289 --> 00:18:00,856
Well, I've got news
for you, mister.
410
00:18:00,857 --> 00:18:04,559
The one angle you can't play:
honesty.
411
00:18:06,362 --> 00:18:08,998
Sooner or later,
412
00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:10,565
you will screw up.
413
00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:13,002
Oh, that's right.
414
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,237
You better be scared.
415
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,917
Oh, fuck.
416
00:18:28,918 --> 00:18:30,785
Here, put these on my tab,
will you?
417
00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:33,420
Guys with suitcases
don't get tabs.
418
00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:36,389
I'll give your regards
to Cabo, Charlie.
419
00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,561
Hello.
Oh, finally.
420
00:18:41,562 --> 00:18:43,697
Are you shitting me?
Where's my money, Larry?
421
00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,799
Mm, funny story, really.
422
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,701
I talked to Josh
about the grant money,
423
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:50,870
and it turns out he invested
it all in marijuana.
424
00:18:50,871 --> 00:18:53,639
But then there was
a big hurricane in Jamaica
425
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,141
and something about
a margin call.
426
00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:57,310
But you know what? In laymen's
terms, it's probably gone.
427
00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:59,045
Jesus Christ.
No, no, it's just
428
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:02,181
a few dozen, thousand dollars
in the grand scheme of things.
429
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,283
Don't worry, buddy. We'll find
a way to build your dream.
430
00:19:04,284 --> 00:19:06,384
Dream? Dream?
431
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:09,187
Stop the rainbow,
glitter bullshit, Larry.
432
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:11,323
You just put the final nail
in my coffin.
433
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,623
You're talking to a dead guy.
434
00:19:12,624 --> 00:19:14,159
Don't you talk like that,
Richard.
435
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,527
I made a mistake.
I didn't mean to endanger you.
436
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,730
But maybe they won't
resort to violence.
437
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,065
You know, maybe we can sort this
out the old-fashioned way.
438
00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:22,967
With a good old
heart-to-heart talk.
439
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:24,434
You let me know how that goes.
440
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,970
Richard, you can't run away
from your problems.
441
00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,238
You need to confront
your fears.
442
00:19:27,239 --> 00:19:28,472
No, I don't.
443
00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:29,573
You can't outrun the moon,
buddy.
444
00:19:29,574 --> 00:19:30,707
Yes, I can.
445
00:19:32,077 --> 00:19:33,844
Oh.
446
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,980
Oh, shit.
447
00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:37,446
How did they find me?
448
00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:38,848
Sorry, Fitz.
449
00:19:38,849 --> 00:19:42,085
Us 'tards stick together.
450
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,588
You double-crossing cyclops.
451
00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:47,790
MAN:
Come on, guys.
452
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:49,592
You're not going anywhere.
453
00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,427
No pushing.
454
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,669
Bad boy. You didn't give me
my grant money back.
455
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,205
Give me some time.
456
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,572
LAURA:
You're all out of time.
457
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:05,941
Saw.
458
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:10,844
I'm not going to lie to you.
This is going to hurt.
459
00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:12,113
Okay, just hold still.
460
00:20:12,114 --> 00:20:13,214
FITZ:
Larry.
461
00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:14,448
A little help here?
462
00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:15,449
Don't you hurt Richard.
463
00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:18,920
FITZ:
Larry?
464
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,123
Larry?
Do it.
465
00:20:22,124 --> 00:20:23,524
Come on.
466
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:24,792
Come on!
467
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:25,792
MAN 2:
Just do it.
468
00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:29,862
(Saw stops whirring)
469
00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:33,633
You handicapable thugs
ought to be ashamed of yourself
470
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,235
behaving like this.
471
00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:37,503
Whatever happened
to your plucky enthusiasm,
472
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,939
your scrappy can-do attitude
473
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,807
and, oh, those arts and crafts
you love to make?
474
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,809
WOMAN: Oh, fuck that.
You're sick, lady.
475
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,745
Normally, I'm down with that,
but you're really sick.
476
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,280
Yeah, I tried to warn you
about that, Richard.
477
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,849
About her disorder
that makes her want to--
478
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,353
Yeah, you did seem
a little turned on
479
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,822
by the idea of sawing off
my arm, toots.
480
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,889
Fuck you. I was not.
481
00:20:58,890 --> 00:20:59,924
Oh, come on.
482
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,159
You cut off your own
arm and leg
483
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,526
because it turned your crank.
484
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,429
Put it together, guys.
485
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,564
She wants to start
a handicapped escort agency,
486
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,466
she won't bang normal guys,
487
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,435
she's got her own
fucking bone saw.
488
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,003
I was born this way.
489
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,237
You said your mother
was on crack.
490
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,605
MAN 1:
Yeah, that's what I heard.
491
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:18,175
Hm. Well, it doesn't matter
how I got this way.
492
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,110
This is how
I am supposed to be.
493
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:23,347
You hate me because I've got
something you'll never have.
494
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,215
Hm?
495
00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:26,749
What have I got, Larry?
496
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,452
Dyslexia.
497
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,952
FITZ: Exactly.
And?
498
00:21:29,953 --> 00:21:32,388
A crippling,
God-given handicap.
499
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:34,790
So what's it going to be, boys?
500
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:37,259
Posse for the 'tard poser
501
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,895
or all us real gimps
going to stick together
502
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,898
behind the velvet rope
at the Summer Wind Lounge
503
00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:46,701
with VIP access and free
cocktails ever night, huh?
504
00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:47,702
MAN 2: He's one of us.
MAN 3: Yeah.
505
00:21:47,703 --> 00:21:50,538
One of us! One of us!
506
00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:52,907
LAURA:
Hey, come on, guys.
507
00:21:52,908 --> 00:21:55,110
ALL, CHANTING:
One of us! One of us!
508
00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:09,123
What are you, a ninja?
509
00:22:09,124 --> 00:22:11,492
(Chuckling)
510
00:22:11,493 --> 00:22:14,228
Am I speaking ching-chong?
511
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:15,795
Answer me.
512
00:22:15,796 --> 00:22:18,531
Figured you could use
someone to yell at.
513
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,101
I don't need this shit.
Right.
514
00:22:22,102 --> 00:22:26,205
You need people who shut up
and do what they're told
515
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:28,941
before you even
tell them to do it.
516
00:22:28,942 --> 00:22:31,677
People who don't ask questions.
517
00:22:31,678 --> 00:22:35,613
People you don't have to tell
that you've got cancer.
518
00:22:35,614 --> 00:22:37,849
Wait, how did you--?
519
00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:40,718
It wasn't rocket science,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
520
00:22:40,719 --> 00:22:42,487
The sudden change in your mood,
521
00:22:42,488 --> 00:22:45,390
the increase
in telephone smashing,
522
00:22:45,391 --> 00:22:48,760
You're oncologist calling
over and over.
523
00:22:51,763 --> 00:22:54,865
Now don't you worry.
I'll pick you up after surgery.
524
00:22:54,866 --> 00:22:57,768
And no, I won't ask you
how it went.
525
00:22:57,769 --> 00:23:00,971
And yes, we can skip the pity.
526
00:23:02,274 --> 00:23:03,974
A man like you doesn't need it.
527
00:23:03,975 --> 00:23:06,443
You're damn right.
528
00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:07,710
I know.
529
00:23:07,711 --> 00:23:09,279
Just like you should know
530
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,282
that your secret
is safe with me.
531
00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:15,452
(Imitating lock clicking)
532
00:23:24,994 --> 00:23:26,595
Hm.
533
00:23:27,763 --> 00:23:28,930
LARRY:
Oh, Richard,
534
00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:30,265
you accepted your limitations
535
00:23:30,266 --> 00:23:31,567
and used them
to your advantage.
536
00:23:31,568 --> 00:23:33,102
Congratulations.
537
00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:34,803
You still owe me 20K.
538
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,738
Josh! Dope, stat!
539
00:23:36,739 --> 00:23:39,006
Okay, let's see.
Now we're back at square one.
540
00:23:39,007 --> 00:23:40,575
Great place for a fresh start.
541
00:23:40,576 --> 00:23:43,411
You got your licence back,
you'll sell some cars, save,
542
00:23:43,412 --> 00:23:45,513
and in 10 years we'll have
a resilient nest egg
543
00:23:45,514 --> 00:23:47,515
worth hundreds.
Your luck is changing, buddy.
544
00:23:47,516 --> 00:23:48,516
Josh!
545
00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:49,917
Oh.
Weed me.
546
00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:51,619
Oh, um...
547
00:23:54,589 --> 00:23:55,788
Uh...
548
00:23:57,658 --> 00:23:59,392
Where'd you get
all that cabbage?
549
00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:03,296
Oh, market rebounded.
550
00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:05,932
Turned your 20 large
into 50 larger.
551
00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:07,700
What the fuck?
552
00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:09,701
I don't know, man.
I'm an idiot.
553
00:24:09,702 --> 00:24:11,103
I don't know what I did
with the weed.
554
00:24:11,104 --> 00:24:13,572
No, this is enough money
to start construction
555
00:24:13,573 --> 00:24:15,007
on the Summer Wind.
Yup.
556
00:24:15,008 --> 00:24:17,075
Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.
557
00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:19,478
Ring-a-ding-ding.
558
00:24:27,786 --> 00:24:29,621
(Sighing)
559
00:24:34,293 --> 00:24:36,161
Finally.
560
00:24:36,162 --> 00:24:38,563
Everything's coming up Fitzy.
561
00:24:39,369 --> 00:24:49,922
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