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These lovely young people
on either side of me
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are the best in the business.
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If there is a hole in your security,
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we will find it before the bad guys do.
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Now a legend of your
extraordinary stature needs
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the extraordinary security
that only Contra can provide.
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So what do you say, champ?
Fine. You're hired.
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"On Mike" Tyson!
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Man, I have seen every
fight you've ever been in.
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Would you do me the honor of punching me
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square in the face?
Seems like you need your brain cells.
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Verbal right hook to the cranium.
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Awesome!
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Okay, my little prize fighters,
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let's go over this one more time.
What's our top priority?
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- Mike Tyson. - And what will happen
to you if Iron Mike's estate
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isn't 100% secure?
You'll lock us in a dank basement
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and sew us together like a human centipede.
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Exactly. So hop to it.
Except you, Butterscotch.
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You're working on a separate
case, away from Melanie.
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What? Why?
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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because your little office crush
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is crushing this office. Need I remind you...
What? I...
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What happened last week?
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No, like, I love you.
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I'm sorry, but I do. I love you, Melanie.
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I already made it my ringtone.
Check it out.
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Right?
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Okay, no one can let Dutch hear this.
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He gets... really jealous.
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Okay, now I'm gonna do your breast exam.
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Keep your damn hands off my girl.
Hey, baby.
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Oz, I swear, everything's
cool with me and Melanie.
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Just let me do the Tyson
job, and I promise,
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it won't be awkward.
Hyah!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Just chucking some nun.
Gotta get pumped up for Michael Tyson.
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Two things we got in common...
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We both hate wearing shirts
and we both have tattoos,
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only his... is on his face!
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You interested in hearing about
the other job yet, Cambo?
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Yes, I am.
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All right, so your job is a cinch.
You gotta take care
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of a 16-year-old kid
named Leslie Kaczander.
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Sweet. So what is he? Internet billionaire?
Boy band pop star?
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Teen mayor? What?
Random dweebus.
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His parents hired us to find out
who's been cyberbullying him
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on the Internet.
Seriously?
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I don't want to babysit
some high school geek.
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Aw, Campon, you're acting all skittish
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because you were a high school geek.
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All right, remember,
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if anyone asks, you like guys,
and you're not my cousin.
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Okay, okay, okay, fine.
High school wasn't all roses.
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Maybe I was a Leslie.
No, no.
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I believe your cousin was the "Leslie."
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Uh, come on, Oz, I bet even you had it
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a little rough in high school.
Ha! No. I ruled the place.
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One day, me and my buddy--
we ditched class,
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stole his dad's Ferrari, I
got to sing in a parade,
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pretended to be the sausage king of Chicago.
It was great!
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I think my buddy John made a
movie about it or something.
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You mean "Ferris Bueller"?
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Never heard of him.
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Hey... there.
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I am looking for Cameron Price.
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And also, if you have any extra tissues,
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I have a raging nosebleed.
And, uh, oh, it stopped.
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Um, I'm Leslie.
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Uh, right this way.
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Hey, you go to memorial?
That's where I went.
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Go, Wildcats! Clawup.
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Listen, somebody at my school is
making my life a living hell.
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Okay? I can't take it anymore.
Just look.
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You crapped your pants?
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No, I didn't crap my pants.
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I mean, I have, but I didn't--
I would never admit it to--Aah!
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It's a fake page. It's fake.
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Okay, this person is posing
as me and sending messages
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to this girl I've been in
love with since fifth grade.
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Look.
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Everybody knows
that I love Megan Diamond now,
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and I'm a laughingstock.
Do you have any idea how I feel?
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Yeah. Yeah, I kinda do.
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Come on. Let's track down
this cyber dick. That?
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Hell, yeah. A Nigerian scammer
stole 10 grand from my grandma,
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but I took care of him.
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I deserve this.
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Busted. And there's your cyberbully.
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Does Kip O'Bannon ring a bell?
Oh, no.
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- What? - Uh, okay, that's Megan
Diamond's ex-boyfriend.
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Well, just turn him in.
Look, dude, he's crazy, okay?
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He once cut a kid's hair off and ate it,
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just to prove a point.
I gotta get outta here.
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I'll just tell my parents
you couldn't find him.
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No, no. I don't feel comfortable with that.
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Well, I do. I gotta go.
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Hey, guys, a little detour.
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I need some help with my assignment.
You got it. What's up?
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We're going back to high school.
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Yeah!
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This is Leslie Kaczander,
victim of cyberbullying.
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3.7 G.P.A., yearbook editor,
model U.N. Treasurer,
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and plays xylophone in the school band.
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Xylophone?
Even the letter "z" is embarrassed
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to be near that nerd-strument.
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Not helping, Dutch.
This is Kip O'Bannon,
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our cyberbully and senior,
for the second time.
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Hey, I'll help an underdog.
It may be a surprise to you,
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but I was picked on in high
school, and y'all know why--
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'Cause I'm black.
Sweetie,
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I really don't think that was the reason.
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Bye, mom! First day of school.
Ninth grade, a fresh start.
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High school's gonna be awesome.
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Damn it, I'm such a nerd.
Why couldn't it have been racism?
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Cash is right.
High school is just a 4-year nightmare
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where all the "normal" kids try
to crush your individuality.
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Normals. They don't understand us.
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Enjoy your gilded cages.
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Josh Armstrong,
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please report to the music room.
You left your tuba.
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Tube of... mascara.
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I gotta go.
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You were a goth kid?
Don't label me, but yeah.
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Guys, I'm excited to finally
get a taste of high school,
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all right?
My dad was a grifter.
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I never went.
I wish I had never went.
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All those purple nirples.
I'm still missing half a nip.
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You guys are crazy. High school was epic!
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You should've seen some
of the pranks I pulled--
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lemon swirly, subatomic wedgie,
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my personal fave-- the blazing saddle.
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All you need is a lighter and
a butt cheek for that one.
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Good times. Oh, my God.
Babe, did you really do those things?
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Yeah, sounds like you were the bully.
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No, no, no. Those mathletes were my boys.
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I'd make 'em laugh so hard, they'd cry.
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Deep, heaving sobs of laughter,
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just begging me to stop
being so damn funny.
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I'm gonna go crank call
those mathletes now.
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Okay, Cam, I got eyes on you from the van.
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Let's take down our bully.
I've got vis con on O'Bannon.
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All right, fire up the spy cam.
I'll tell you when we got him.
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Whoo! O'Bannon rules!
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That's the one.
Rendezvous in five.
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Cameron?
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Cameron Price?
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It's me, Patty Boggs, from high school.
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Patty Boggs?
No, no, no.
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Um, no, she was...
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Fatty Hoggs.
Yeah, still me.
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Patty! Yes! You look great!
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Yeah. Wow.
Did you do something with your hair?
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Well, I lost 150 pounds.
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But your hair is... longer.
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Oh.
And, uh, you've lost the accordion.
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Yeah. No, I still dabble, though.
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But, uh, you lost your acne
and your catchphrases. Uh...
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Wassup?!
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...Ssup?!
Never gets old.
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Little bit old.
Uh, what are you doing here?
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I teach A.P. Chemistry.
Oh, okay.
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What are you doing here?
Um, I work for Contra Security.
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Yeah, principal Grieco hired us to install
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some web filtering software...
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Blabbity blah computer stuff.
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Yeah, it's just an excuse
for me to come back here
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and relive my glory days.
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Go, Wildcats. Claws up!
Bad times.
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The worst. You know, um, actually,
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you were the one person back
then who didn't tease me,
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and I always thought how nice
it would be to see you again
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and to tell you thank you so much
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for being a sweetie to me.
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Yeah.
No, you're-- you're very welcome.
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It was good to see you.
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You, too.
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Next time, you're gonna
need a hall pass, mister.
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Stupid.
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No, it's--it was--
Bye.
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You got anything yet?
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A work of art. Check it out.
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You just made the wrong enemy, O'Bannon.
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Welcome to Contra Security.
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That's not me!
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I mean, it's me, but I don't heart Bieber!
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I don't heart anyone!
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Now that's how you revenge a nerd.
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Oh. Man, I wish I had me in high school.
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Boys, time to step into detention.
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What's he doing with that tushie paddle?
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Helping Leslie was supposed to be done
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quick and solo, like your date nights.
What happened?
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I needed a little help with our cyberbully,
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but we crushed it.
Crushed it.
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No, pumpkin, you poked the
nest, stirred the hive,
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angered the bees, and poor
little Leslie got stung.
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O'Bannon found out about what you did.
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Now he's gone from
cyberbully to bully bully.
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Hey, guys.
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Thanks for ruining my life.
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The shorts don't lie.
He looks like a slut.
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I can't believe O'Bannon
found out we biebered him.
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- Well, he did, and then he threw
me into the girls' shower... - Oh.
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Butt-naked.
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Ah, the old strip and soak.
Good stuff.
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Babe, come on. Seriously?
What? No, it's funny. Ask this dude.
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Yeah, look at him.
He's dying with laughter.
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Wait a second. You're not happy at all.
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My God, maybe I was a bully in high school.
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Larry here's made me realize
that just 'cause something's
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hilarious doesn't mean it's right.
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Um, my name's actually Leslie.
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Leslie?
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What kind of fruity name is...
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No.
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New leaf, Dutch.
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- Hey. We're gonna help you
fight this bully, pal. - Okay.
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Ooh. Okay.
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Okay, I just got off the
phone with Leslie's parents,
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offered my services free
of charge and a snuggie,
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'cause you meddling monkeys
decided to throw your poop
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all over this poor kid's life.
Hey, you know what? Don't bother.
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My life's already a big bowl of suck, so...
Chin up, chachi.
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By the time I'm done with you,
you're gonna rule that school.
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I'm taking you from sad boy to bad boy.
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Oh, yes! Movie makeover.
Dude, that's my favorite.
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Meet my master of disguise Josh.
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We have hipster chic, skater
punk, new school prep...
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Step one--style.
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Leslie 2.0.
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Step two--wheels.
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What happened to my mom's station wagon?
Oh, it's in there.
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Just swapped in a new frame,
engine, tires, and stereo.
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You just got dutched, son.
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Oh, my God! Yes!
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Step three--intimidation.
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You must possess a menacing glare.
Show us.
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That's not menacing. You look constipated.
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00:10:57,461 --> 00:10:59,529
Step four--self-defense.
241
00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:02,859
I hate you! I hate you!
242
00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:04,268
I couldn't beat you in Nintendo,
243
00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:06,779
but I can beat you now, Mike.
Hey, don't get cocky, kid.
244
00:11:06,901 --> 00:11:07,991
Okay, I'm sorry.
245
00:11:08,122 --> 00:11:10,819
Step five--badass-edness.
246
00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:21,286
Step six--assemble your team.
247
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:33,551
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Everybody's looking at me.
248
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:35,316
What do I do?
Act like you've been there, buddy.
249
00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:38,027
Seniors rule!
250
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,588
Dutch, you are supposed to be in the van!
251
00:11:40,715 --> 00:11:42,420
Hey, I might be a year or
ten older than you guys,
252
00:11:42,557 --> 00:11:44,051
but I could totally pull off 17.
253
00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:47,178
Hey, sweet kicks, amigo!
Eat my butt, narc!
254
00:11:47,317 --> 00:11:50,284
Damn it. I just bought this trapper keeper!
255
00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,725
This is cool. This is what we used to do.
256
00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:55,033
A little thing called crazy legs.
257
00:11:55,155 --> 00:11:57,482
You know what I'm talking about?
Bam! Ooh!
258
00:11:57,626 --> 00:12:00,182
I am... awesome!
259
00:12:00,322 --> 00:12:02,154
Eat that, grandpa.
Help?
260
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:03,848
Help me up.
You know, I think I hurt my back.
261
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,882
All right, kiddies, next step--
We're gonna pimp this kid's rep.
262
00:12:07,008 --> 00:12:08,245
Hit your cliques and spread the word--
263
00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,827
Leslie Kaczander is a badass.
264
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,499
Leslie Kaczander trains with Mike Tyson?
265
00:12:14,852 --> 00:12:17,365
How is that possible?
Didn't you hear?
266
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:20,569
Him and Mike Tyson are B.F.F. besties.
Dork.
267
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:23,501
Guys. Well, I'd rather be a
dork than have split ends,
268
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:26,853
snaggletooth, unibrow,
and a janky spray tan.
269
00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:29,081
You are a bitch.
270
00:12:29,217 --> 00:12:31,263
Love it. You wanna hang?
271
00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:33,654
Wow. High school's easy.
272
00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,703
Our most important step
of oz-ification is last--
273
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:37,866
Intrigue.
274
00:12:38,803 --> 00:12:40,214
Oh! Why would you do that?
275
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,830
You were supposed to go to prom with me!
276
00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:45,744
I love you so much it hurts!
277
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,335
What is happening?
"Baby...
278
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:50,567
We just grew apart." Say it.
279
00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:51,280
Go, Leslie.
280
00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:54,807
Uh, baby, we just grew apart?
281
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:57,417
I gave you my special gift.
282
00:12:57,553 --> 00:12:59,509
What special gift?
Focus, Leslie.
283
00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:03,046
She's talking about making sexy.
Oh!
284
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,089
Right.
285
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:07,078
Apologize like a gentleman.
Sorry.
286
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:11,125
Okay, let's bag our moose.
Do exactly what I do.
287
00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,757
Say everything that I say.
288
00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:13,871
Chick's on your six.
289
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:17,361
I don't know what you just said.
Oh, hello.
290
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,436
Hi.
291
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:21,014
Um, I don't know if we've
ever actually talked before.
292
00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:23,991
I'm Megan.
I'm... L-Dawg.
293
00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:28,152
Don't improvise, Leslie.
I'm just kidding.
294
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,632
I'm Leslie.
295
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:32,833
Leslie.
Oz, it's working. It's actually working.
296
00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:35,520
Cameron? Is that you?
297
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:39,431
Patty! Hi... again. How you doing?
298
00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:41,550
Well, um, well, I was good
299
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:42,986
until the guy I had a
crush on in high school
300
00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,063
started roaming around the hallways
301
00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:48,677
in guyliner and skinny jeans.
Okay, the truth is,
302
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,463
our company was hired by Leslie's parents
303
00:13:50,606 --> 00:13:52,931
to find his cyberbully and--
Wh--You had a crush on me?
304
00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:55,392
What, you didn't notice my
awesome flirting techniques
305
00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,236
of never speaking to you and
always looking the other way
306
00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:59,155
when you walked in the room?
For what it's worth,
307
00:13:59,285 --> 00:14:01,215
I didn't notice much back then.
308
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,450
21 minutes and you're mine.
309
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,085
Mom! Hang up the phone!
310
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:10,180
I'm downloading... homework!
311
00:14:12,707 --> 00:14:14,842
Man, I wish I knew you liked me.
312
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,360
High school would have sucked a lot less.
313
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,898
Well--well, you're making
it better for Leslie, so...
314
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:22,139
Yeah. Actually, the
little dude's on his way
315
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,462
to finding himself a prom date.
316
00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:25,492
Well, if you want to see
how it all turns out,
317
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:27,490
you could--you could join me.
318
00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:30,760
I'm... chaperoning.
319
00:14:30,894 --> 00:14:33,676
Patty Boggs, are you asking me to the prom?
320
00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:36,534
See you there?
It's a date.
321
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:37,804
Great.
322
00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:40,136
Yeah.
323
00:14:41,658 --> 00:14:43,080
I used to be fat.
324
00:14:43,223 --> 00:14:45,192
What?
Yeah.
325
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:47,467
Okay, bye.
Bye.
326
00:14:48,552 --> 00:14:50,588
Dude, you're never gonna
believe what happened.
327
00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:52,775
Megan Diamond said yes!
I have a date to prom!
328
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,612
Me, too!
Hey, act like you been there.
329
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,834
Looking fine, my man!
330
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,433
I bet it feels nice to go to the prom
331
00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:02,745
without your lady-loving cousin.
It really does.
332
00:15:02,876 --> 00:15:04,489
I gotta say, things are looking up.
333
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:07,828
What the hell, man?
334
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:09,953
Anything you wanna tell me?
335
00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:13,331
Anything about you, Mel,
336
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:15,437
and a little baby girl named Toby?
337
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,146
It's the talk of the office!
338
00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,245
I heard Cameron's in love with Melanie.
339
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,056
I heard that they have a love child.
340
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,579
His name is Toby.
341
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,749
Toby's a boy's name.
I mean, there is no Toby.
342
00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,357
God, it's like high school around here.
343
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,455
It's just a stupid rumor.
344
00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:32,540
I saw the video.
You called me a douche.
345
00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:37,281
He's such a douche.
Cash, what about me is douche-y?
346
00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:42,574
You know what?
347
00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:45,200
The old Dutch would've pounded
your ass like a shot of Jager,
348
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,906
but the new Dutch is using his
words instead of his fists.
349
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,934
Mel, do you know about the
stuff he said to you?
350
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,815
Yeah, I was there.
Bigger fish.
351
00:15:53,927 --> 00:15:55,983
I just heard from Britney
who got a text from Tiffany
352
00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:57,974
that O'Bannon's gonna destroy Leslie
353
00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:01,761
for taking Megan to the prom.
Damn it. What are we gonna do?
354
00:16:01,887 --> 00:16:05,713
That seems simple to me.
We're going back to prom.
355
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:06,990
Are you already dressed for prom?
356
00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:08,549
No, I was on my way to Monte Carlo,
357
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:11,099
but I'm sure this will be just as much fun.
358
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,140
All right, ladies, gather 'round.
Here's the sitch--
359
00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:19,214
Cameron hacked O'Bannon's phone.
Turns out bully boy rigged it
360
00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:20,775
so Leslie will be voted Prom King.
361
00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:23,272
But when he's up onstage getting
crowned, instead of confetti
362
00:16:23,423 --> 00:16:25,636
raining down on him, it's
going to be a bucket of whiz.
363
00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:28,378
Oh, we used to call that
the Prom King Pee Drop!
364
00:16:28,495 --> 00:16:31,754
Also works at Homecoming.
This is serious, guys.
365
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,328
So here's the game plan--
Mel and Dutch,
366
00:16:34,472 --> 00:16:36,175
you're gonna stuff the
ballot box with votes
367
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:37,901
for our beloved O'Bannon.
368
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,183
Next, Josh will neutralize the deejay.
369
00:16:44,308 --> 00:16:45,302
Ah, monsieur,
370
00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,403
would you care for a prom shrimp?
371
00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,938
How much horse tranq did you put in there?
372
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:54,022
I didn't know he was gonna
eat the biggest shrimp.
373
00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:55,732
Let's crown our Prom King.
374
00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:58,867
Ladies and gentlemen, may
I have your attention?
375
00:16:59,024 --> 00:17:01,975
This year's prom king is...
376
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:05,126
Kip O'Bannon!
377
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,157
This is a mistake.
You can't make me Prom King!
378
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,528
That cannon's loaded with
three weeks of my pee!
379
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,945
Kip doesn't know that
we swapped out his pee
380
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,595
for a little something else.
381
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:33,489
He also doesn't know that his
mom is missing her cell phone.
382
00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:35,717
Thanks for bringing my lunch, mom.
383
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,291
Now get out of here. People are watching.
384
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:41,422
Ooh. Excuse me, ma'am.
385
00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:43,317
Sucka!
386
00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:47,774
And now for the Prom Queen...
387
00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:50,485
Mom, it's Kip.
388
00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:53,412
I-I had an accident, and I need
you to come home right now.
389
00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:56,496
My thumb got caught in
the jacuzzi jet and...
390
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:59,231
Okay, it's not my thumb. It's my wiener.
391
00:17:59,373 --> 00:18:01,751
Hurry, mommy. It's my wiener!
392
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,375
Now that's how you revenge a nerd.
393
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:12,725
Hey, Cam.
394
00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,106
As part of my nerd forgiveness program,
395
00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:18,937
I'm ready to forget about what you said.
396
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,679
No, I really shouldn't
have said those things.
397
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:23,344
I'm sorry, Dutch.
398
00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:27,155
So you--you don't think I'm
a total douche nozzle?
399
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,522
No.
400
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,932
Partial.
401
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,031
Thanks, man.
402
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:36,550
You feel my junk?
Yes.
403
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,335
Awesome.
404
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,267
Hey.
405
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,293
There's an after-party at Teegan's. You in?
406
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,077
You know, if you had gone to high school,
407
00:18:48,217 --> 00:18:49,747
you would've ruled the place.
You know,
408
00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:52,065
I'm just--I'm glad I finally got a taste.
409
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,320
I'm glad I'm not here
with my lesbian cousin
410
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:58,749
who made out with my gym teacher.
So, uh...
411
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,715
I should really get over to my date.
Yes. A-absolutely. Go.
412
00:19:02,864 --> 00:19:05,500
It's--it's your prom.
413
00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:08,873
Sweet back brace, brother!
414
00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:11,638
'Sup, Ginger.
Making it work!
415
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,878
Hey, pirate teeth, I wanna get to know you!
416
00:19:14,012 --> 00:19:15,090
So...
417
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:19,728
What exactly are your chaperone duties?
418
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:21,794
Oh, you know, just the usual.
I-I just have to make sure
419
00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:24,695
the kids don't do anything off-limits.
420
00:19:24,822 --> 00:19:27,116
Would this be off-limits?
421
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,267
I have to do the rounds.
422
00:19:43,394 --> 00:19:46,071
Don't go far, okay?
I won't.
423
00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:10,884
Ah, prom. Magical night.
424
00:20:11,006 --> 00:20:13,614
Uh, you really shouldn't eat those shrimp.
425
00:20:13,738 --> 00:20:16,882
Don't worry about it.
I'm immune to all poisons and sedatives.
426
00:20:17,002 --> 00:20:20,357
Guys, I cannot thank you enough.
427
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:23,697
I mean, tonight has been
the best night of my life.
428
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:26,059
Well, great. I mean, if you
need anything else, we--
429
00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:28,443
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I think I've got it from here.
430
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:31,046
I mean, at some point I gotta
fight my own battles, right?
431
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,832
And you were just like me in high school,
432
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,637
and you turned out pretty awesome.
433
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,302
Gives a brother hope.
434
00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:39,830
I gotta say, helping Leslie out
435
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:41,932
has turned out to be quite the job.
436
00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:44,352
I mean, I'm back at my old high school,
437
00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:47,287
I met a girl I like, and
I'm finally over Melanie.
438
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,289
Yeah, pretty amazing coinkydink.
439
00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:52,403
Apropos of nothing, I
believe this is yours.
440
00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:54,891
What? No, I threw this away years ago.
441
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:58,332
How did you get this?
Adorable that you still ask these things.
442
00:21:00,749 --> 00:21:04,005
Oh, my God. You knew Patty liked me.
443
00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:06,297
There's no way you planned
this whole thing.
444
00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:09,086
Your little office crush
is crushing this office.
445
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,709
You're probably right.
446
00:21:10,846 --> 00:21:12,977
Enjoy the evening.
It's good you got the tux on.
447
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,837
Tomorrow we're going to Vegas.
448
00:21:14,979 --> 00:21:17,232
We got a casino to rob.
449
00:21:17,432 --> 00:21:27,632
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