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Hey, Cory. Brought you
a great article on Barry Bonds.
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Ah, the $43-million man.
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Why do they call him that?
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Because that's what
he's getting paid...
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to play baseball for six years.
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7.16 million a year?
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If that's what
it comes out to, yeah.
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He happens to be one of
the top guys in baseball.
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Well, I happen to think
Mr. Feeny is...
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one of the top guys
in teaching...
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and he makes
about 40,000 a year.
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That stinks.
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Finally.
Something we agree on.
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Yeah.
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Feeny ain't worth
that kind of money.
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You thought
I meant he was overpaid?
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I meant that Mr. Feeny...
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is grossly and tragically
underpaid.
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Minkus...
May I call you Minkus?
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Does spelling ever change?
No.
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Does history ever change?
Uh-uh.
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Does Feeny ever change?
Never.
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Know why?
He doesn't have to.
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Know why?
'Cause nothing about...
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teaching sixth grade
ever changes.
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Well, I think you're wrong.
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Well, Ithinkl'm right.
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I think in about five seconds,
Feeny walks in here...
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takes a sip from
the drinking fountain...
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flicks his mustache,
goes to the coffee machine...
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sees me, and says,
"Good morning, Mr. Matthews.
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"I trust
you've done the homework."
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Every day the same thing.
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He's so predictable.
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Good morning, Mr. Matthews.
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I trust you've done
the homework.
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Yes, I did, sir.
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BoTH:
But my little sister ate it.
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You are so predictable.
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This Week in Social Studies...
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we'll be talking about
prejudice.
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Good, 'cause I'm prejudiced
against the scungy food...
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in the cafeteria.
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[CLASS LAUGHS]
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We will be discussing
black slavery...
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in the American South...
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the Jews in Nazi Germany...
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and several examples of
prejudice throughout history.
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Tonight your assignment...
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is to read the first 30 pages
of that book.
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Aw, man,
it's a book about some girl.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Mr. Matthews.
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I'll read it anyway.
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I'll do my homework, really.
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I note
an escalating tendency...
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for you to make
humorous comments...
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about the things I'm teaching,
Mr. Matthews.
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You are making my job
very difficult.
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We both know it's not very hard
to teach sixth grade...
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so I always thought
you secretly liked...
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that I make it
a little more challenging.
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Oh, so that's it.
My job is easy.
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Well, you know,
same stuff every year.
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The only thing that changes
is the students.
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You know, I always thought
you had the easy job...
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just sitting in class,
listening.
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Are you kidding?
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Thirty-five hours a week
in here with you?
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Major homework every night?
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It never stops, Mr. Feeny.
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And want to know
what I get for all that?
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Five measly bucks a week.
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You probably
make that in an hour.
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Yes, I do.
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That's why I can afford
that Ferrari in my driveway.
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You don't drive a Ferrari.
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Oh, right. It's a Gremlin.
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In any event, perhaps
I have been underestimating...
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the difficulty of
your job as a sixth-grader.
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Well, perhaps you have,
Mr. Feeny.
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- Mmm.
- What?
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I could give you a chance
to prove your theory.
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What do you mean?
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Why don't we trade jobs
for the rest of the week?
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Because you wouldn't do that.
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Oh, yes, I would.
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You may teach one of my classes
until Friday...
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at which point,
you will administer a test...
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that I have prepared.
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Will I have to take it?
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You'll be the teacher,
Mr. Matthews.
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You'll be having the easy job...
giving the test.
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And if more students
than normal pass, you win.
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And if more students fail,
I win.
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So while I'm doing your job,
what are you going to do?
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Well, since you'll be sitting
in my seat...
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I think it's only fair that
I should be sitting in yours.
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You mean, you'd be, like,
my student?
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Like... yeah.
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Yes!
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Would you enjoy that?
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Yeah, that'd be oK.
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And you'd be
taking the test, right?
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Right.
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OK. Deal.
Just how you said.
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No take-backs.
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No take-backs.
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But why don't we make
this experiment...
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a little more interesting?
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Hi, Mom. Hey, Weez.
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- Hey, Eric.
- Hi, new girlfriend.
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Oh, ignore her.
When she was born...
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the doctor had to pry
her little foot...
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out of her big mouth.
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Hi, I'm the mom.
It's nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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My name's Morgan,
and I'm 5 1/2.
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Well, my name is Linda,
and I'm 15 3/4.
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I like her!
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You guys want something to eat?
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Sure. Could you...
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Morgan, honey...
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I could really, really use
your help in the kitchen.
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You're just going to have
to be more independent...
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'cause I want to stay
and talk to Linda.
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I tried.
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So... you think
I'm a new girlfriend, do you?
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Uh-huh.
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Guys, could we talk about,
like, anything else?
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Are there a lot of
old girlfriends?
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Billions.
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Does anyone else have
that real sharp pain...
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behind their eyes?
I know I do.
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Well, I don't think
I'm a new girlfriend.
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Your brother told me that
he just wanted to study with me.
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Oh, please. You're going
to fall for that one?
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Major snackage
is now being served...
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in the main dining room.
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Come on, it's getting cold.
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- It's ice cream.
- Come on, it's getting warm.
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So, isn't it about time
Morgan got her own apartment?
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Whoa! That bike is fast.
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I heard your engine groaning
on that last hill, Dad.
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Were you two racing?
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No, no.
I was just rushing home...
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and Dad happened to see me
and tried to catch up.
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- Racing.
- Hurrying in a manly fashion.
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Now, why were you
rushing to get home?
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I think you'd hang around
school a while...
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and show off your new bike.
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I couldn't wait to tell you.
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Mr. Feeny and I made a bet...
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that I could teach Social
Studies better than he can.
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I'm gonna be the teacher
for the rest of the week.
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Isn't that great?
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Cory, you barely manage
a C-plus in Social Studies.
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How you gonna teach it?
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Hey, Mom.
The book does all the teaching.
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Feeny's just Vanna White
pointing to the letters.
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What exactly did
you two high rollers bet?
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Well, I put up my bike.
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What?
I just bought you that bike!
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Relax, Dad. Feeny's the one
who's going to lose big.
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What did Mr. Feeny put up
against your bike...
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his Garden Weasel?
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One-fifth of
his weekly paycheck...
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'cause I'm teaching
one of his five classes.
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And come Friday, I'm rich!
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Why does Feeny want that bike?
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Oh, Alan, obviously...
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this is one of
those Mr. Feeny lesson things.
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Well, what if the lesson is...
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"I want that bike"?
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Now, I'm really in charge.
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You're not going
to call the bet off...
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if I do things
a teensy bit different...
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from the way you would?
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We made a bet, Mr. Matthews.
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It's your class.
They are your minds to mold.
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Cool!
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Good morning, class.
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For the rest of the Week...
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I'm going to be
your Social Studies teacher.
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Mr. Feeny? What's going on?
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Don't ask me.
He's the man in charge.
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That's right,
Minkus, my boy. Me.
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I'm your new teacher,
and my name is...
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Hey...
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Dude.
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That all right
with you... George?
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Mi cLase es su cLase.
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And you guys know that rule
about no baseball caps in class?
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History!
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BOYS: Yeah!
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Yeah, Topanga.
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If we're going to eliminate
the cap rule...
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can we also discard
the dress code in its entirety?
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Why? You're not thinking about
showing up...
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like, naked tomorrow, are you?
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CLASS: ooh!
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No. Although I find
nothing shameful about nudity.
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I was thinking about
wearing garments...
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from cultures more in tune
with the goddess.
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A sari, perhaps, or a pareo.
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Yeah, fine.
As long as you're covered up.
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People, people, people.
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Are we going to do
our Social Studies work today?
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Minkus, Minkus, Minkus.
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Shut up.
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OK, guys,
for homework tonight...
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read the first 30 pages
in Whatever that book Was...
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that George assigned us
yesterday.
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But that was
the assignment last night.
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Minkus! Not long ago,
I was a student myself...
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and I remember
that sixth-graders...
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don't always
do their homework...
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so this way,
everyone gets a second chance.
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Excuse me, Mr. Hey Dude,
but I did my homework.
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Minkus, get a life.
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That's your homework assignment.
Get a life.
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Hey, Dad. Hey, Weez.
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Hey, Weasel, check it out.
Look what Linda sent for you.
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It's beautiful. What is it?
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This is a genuine
Japanese lantern.
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That was very nice of Linda.
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Yeah. She brought it
all the way back from Tokyo...
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and she wants you to have it.
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Look, you put it over the lamp
you have in your room...
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all the pretty colors
will shine through.
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I'm gonna try it right now.
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- All right.
- How was your day?
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I can't talk, Dad.
I got to go call Linda.
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Didn't you
just leave her house?
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That was 10 minutes ago.
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I'm the greatest teacher
in the history of the universe.
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It went that well, huh?
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By the end of the day,
it was one big class party.
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Well, what was Mr. Feeny doing
during this party?
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Shawn was teaching him
how to play poker for gum.
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Well, when did you actually
teach the lesson?
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I told you, Dad. The teacher
doesn't really do anything.
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You read the book,
you pass the test.
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Did you read the book?
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I skimmed it.
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Well, what was it about?
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It was about
the Nazis and the Jews...
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a long time ago.
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When there was prejudice
and stuff.
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A long time ago.
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Yeah.
The stuff is history, Dad.
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Cory, not that I suddenly think
your bike is in, like...
253
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,911
real significant danger
here, but...
254
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,919
could you give me
the details of this bet again?
255
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,683
OK. Based on the way
he grades...
256
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,417
if more students
than usual pass the test...
257
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,617
then I win.
258
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,592
- Based on the way he grades.
- Right.
259
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,094
- How does he grade?
- Huh?
260
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,595
- Does he on a curve?
- Huh?
261
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,393
Feeny's gonna score
pretty high, right?
262
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,626
He Wrote the test.
263
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,134
Cory, figure it out.
He grades on the curve.
264
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,729
The higher he scores,
the more kids will fail.
265
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,363
What does that mean?
266
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,102
That means your bike is gone.
267
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,174
Look, you have to help me get
the class back under control.
268
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,982
Hey, you're the one
who let it get out of control.
269
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,683
Well, you're the one
playing poker with Feeny.
270
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,191
Lighten up, man.
271
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,092
You're starting to sound
like a teacher.
272
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,993
[BELL RINGS]
273
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,124
Topanga, What are you doing?
274
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,997
Moving my desk out of the way.
275
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,527
I've decided I'd rather sit on
a traditional yoga cushion.
276
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,276
Oh, come on, Minkus,
don't tell me...
277
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,339
you want to sit on
a yogurt cushion!
278
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,851
No. You told me to get a life.
279
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,877
Now I'm going to be as fun
as the next guy.
280
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,853
OK. I know things got
a little loose here yesterday...
281
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,419
but we've got a test
day after tomorrow...
282
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,556
and it's time to get down
to business.
283
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,899
Let's start With the roll call.
284
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,433
Lawrence, Topanga.
285
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,032
I'm channeling.
286
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,772
I will only answer
to the name...
287
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,009
[GROWLS]
288
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,725
OK. Present, but not all here.
289
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,855
Hunter, Shawn.
290
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,400
Hunter, Shawn.
291
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,268
Out of my face.
I'm stacking the deck.
292
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,831
Hey. Where's Mr. Feeny?
I mean, George.
293
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,435
Hey, dude. Sorry I'm late.
294
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,447
I was chillin' with my homies.
295
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,211
I'm in.
296
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,379
Minkus, this is Social Studies.
297
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,550
Stop making those paper turkeys.
298
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,925
They're flamingoes,
and quit calling me Minkus.
299
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,430
You call everyone else
by their first name...
300
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,128
so start calling me Stuart.
301
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,035
I see your Juicy Fruit...
302
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,869
and I raise you a Chiclet.
303
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,311
Still reading that book,
huh, Cor?
304
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,823
Just trying
to prepare for class.
305
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,986
You know, this teaching stuff
isn't as easy as it looks.
306
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,494
It's not, huh?
307
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,498
Nope. Nobody in class will pay
any attention to me.
308
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,000
Well, maybe that's because
you tried to be their pal...
309
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,002
instead of their teacher.
310
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:07,005
Maybe you need to set yourself
apart from the class...
311
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,529
be more authoritative.
312
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,872
- How do I do that?
- How does Feeny do it?
313
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,969
I don't know.
I never paid attention.
314
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,144
Come on, let's go sit
on the couch, all right?
315
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,154
Eric?
316
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,348
I got it, Cor.
317
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,879
[CRYING]
318
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,916
Everything is
going to be oK, all right?
319
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,894
Eric?
320
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,295
I'll talk to you later, Cor.
321
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,460
It's getting chilly out there.
322
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,695
Linda! Linda!
323
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,167
What's wrong with Linda?
324
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,108
Some jerk at the mall
called her a bad name.
325
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,304
Where? our mall?
326
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,540
What did he call you?
327
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,947
It's not important, Morgan.
328
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,644
In our mall right here?
329
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,016
Thank you.
330
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:58,888
A boy at daycare
once called me poo-poo head.
331
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,722
Thanks, Morgan.
332
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,920
Mom.
333
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,394
Come on, Morgan.
334
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,863
Let's make some hot cocoa
for everybody.
335
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:12,304
Man, sometimes
people can be total idiots.
336
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,329
This happened today?
337
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:26,649
SHAWN: Hey, Mr. GQ.
Nice neckwear.
338
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,655
Excellent Windsor knot.
Did your mom tie it?
339
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,557
Minkus...
Stuart, I need your help.
340
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,424
You're the smartest kid
in class...
341
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,951
and maybe if
you pay attention to me...
342
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,486
some of the other kids will.
343
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,123
Why should I help you?
344
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:44,000
You made fun of Mr. Feeny
and said he gets paid too much.
345
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,298
[BELL RINGS]
346
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,498
Hey, dude.
347
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,167
Ooh, that suit.
348
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,005
It's not cool.
349
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,479
Class, I'd like to talk to you
today about prejudice...
350
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,476
and how it still exists
in today's world.
351
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,490
I didn't even know that
till last night...
352
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,483
when I saw a real smart,
totally cool Asian girl...
353
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,487
crying her eyes out because
some idiot at the mall...
354
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,432
called her a bad name.
355
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,869
My lesson for today...
356
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,533
is that when people treat
other people badly...
357
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,943
because of their skin color
or their religion...
358
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,946
or where they come from...
359
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,448
then real smart,
totally cool people...
360
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,713
can really suffer.
361
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,720
SHAWN:
Hey, George, this isn't gum.
362
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,847
These are Rolaids.
363
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,120
Deal me out of this one,
Mr. Hunter.
364
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,024
What? Why?
365
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,221
OK. You win.
366
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,786
I'm a crummy teacher,
and I resign.
367
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,969
Hey, Shawn, before your mother
got married...
368
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,444
what was her name again?
369
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,639
Cordini.
370
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,148
Cordini.
371
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:07,482
So, that would make you
a wop, right?
372
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,454
What did you call me?
373
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,956
You heard what I called you.
374
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,458
Did you hear what he called me?
375
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,925
I heard what he called you.
376
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,929
What are you
going to do about it?
377
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,123
He's the teacher.
378
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,995
What are you
going to do about it?
379
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,499
I'm gonna knock his head off!
380
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,899
What if you couldn't?
381
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,802
What if you couldn't
do anything about it?
382
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,066
What?
383
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,506
What if you lived in a country
where I could kill you...
384
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,703
just because of
your mom's last name?
385
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,837
Cory, what are you
talking about?
386
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,872
A 15-year-old girl is dead!
387
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,683
Doesn't anybody care?
388
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,153
Cory...
389
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:50,026
She was real smart
and totally cool.
390
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,792
She wrote this book.
391
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,892
Her name Was Anne Frank.
392
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,063
They say she died of typhus...
393
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,471
but they killed her...
394
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,941
because her name Was Anne Frank.
395
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,645
Anne Frank was
a victim of antisemitism.
396
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,082
Anti-Semitism.
397
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,013
Thank you, Mr. Feeny.
398
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,157
You have to read this book...
399
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,718
and you have to pass
this test...
400
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,423
not because of me...
401
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,490
but because when someone
calls someone else a bad name...
402
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:32,994
it's not good that
just that one person jumps up.
403
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,030
We all have to jump up.
404
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,683
"In spite of everything...
405
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,278
"I still believe that people
are really good at heart."
406
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,725
So, what's the verdict?
407
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,559
Am I riding the bus to school
from now on?
408
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,862
No. The same number of students
passed the test as usual.
409
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,835
It's a draw.
You get to keep your bike.
410
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,530
Good.
411
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:09,007
You mean
some people still failed?
412
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,805
It happens no matter how good
a teacher you are.
413
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,471
Sorry to hear that.
414
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,072
I guess I didn't do
such a good job.
415
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:20,051
On the contrary, Mr. Matthews,
you did an excellent job.
416
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,553
Mr. Hunter, for instance...
417
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,317
got a full grade higher
than he usually does.
418
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,654
Somehow you must have
gotten his attention.
419
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,159
Shawn got a "B"?
420
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,422
Mm-hmm.
421
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,158
At least one guy learned
something from me this week.
422
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,894
- TWo.
- TWo? Who else?
423
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,834
You, Mr. Matthews.
424
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,337
But how do you know?
I didn't even take the test.
425
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,838
You didn't have to.
426
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,841
Do you really think
that I could have gotten you...
427
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,275
to read
"The Diary of Anne Frank"?
428
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,938
Even if you did, Mr. Feeny...
429
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,812
I still wouldn't have
understood it without you.
430
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:55,344
People just don't understand
that about us teachers.
431
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,355
That's all right, Mr. Matthews.
432
00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:02,520
In time, one learns to live
with the lack of respect...
433
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:06,554
unruly students,
and minuscule pay.
434
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,558
Rolaid?
435
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,578
Hey, Mom, guess what?
436
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,810
This Saturday night
I got a date with a cheerleader.
437
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,077
What happened to Linda?
438
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,244
She was so sweet,
and I was really liking her.
439
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,379
Ma, Linda is the cheerleader.
She made the team.
440
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,888
Oh, that's great.
441
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,914
I'm dating a popular girl
all because...
442
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,052
I was smart enough to get in
on the ground floor.
443
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,121
Cheerleading is such
a great experience for a girl.
444
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,462
You know, I was a cheerleader.
445
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,966
They had them back then?
446
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,595
Yes, back then...
447
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,105
when the football
was made out of a rock.
448
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,040
Let's see, my big cheer was...
449
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,202
Bo-bo skideeten dooten
450
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,438
LincoLn High. yay!
451
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,447
Itten-bitten ditten-witten
452
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,914
Bo-bo skideeten dooten
453
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,439
Which diddly oten-doten
454
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,042
Bo-bo skideeten dooten
455
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,484
LincoLn High. yay!
456
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,483
Cute.
457
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,553
Thank you.
458
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:15,328
Dated, unbelievably uncool,
but cute.
459
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,891
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
460
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,404
Mom, cheerleading isn't
that rah-rah stuff anymore.
461
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,133
It's cool, you know.
462
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,573
It's... it's cutting-edge.
463
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,803
- Hi.
- Hi.
464
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,472
Hey, congratulations.
You made the squad.
465
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,913
Thanks. I just had
my first practice today.
466
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,940
Why don't you show my mom
something you learned...
467
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,248
so at least she knows
what's going on nowadays?
468
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,119
- OK, sure.
- Right here. Come on.
469
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,952
Bo-bo skideeten dooten
470
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,426
Adams High. yay!
471
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,429
Itten-bitten witten-ditten
472
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,987
Bo-bo skideeten doten
473
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,430
Which biddLy oten-doten
474
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,093
Bo-bo skideeten doten
475
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,692
Adams High. yay!
476
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,500
All right! Y eah.
477
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,875
So, what do you think?
478
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,469
See, it's... it's cutting edge????????????????????????????????????????????????
479
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:04,069
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