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Retro J's? Baby, you didn't.
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- I did!
- Oh, my God!
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Look, man, you sure you
can't just get them fixed?
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Damn, I don't even know
what the hell to do.
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That's the last gift
that you get from me.
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- Some J's!
- Lying asshole.
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Son of a bitch!
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What's wrong with you, girl?
Why don't you take a picture?
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- It'll last longer.
- Hey!
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Let me talk to you for a minute!
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A new problem has arisen
in the garden... sabotage.
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Bleach.
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I bet you it was the goddamn farmers.
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How you know Vic didn't
pay Lloyd to come in
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here and sabotage the
garden with his punk ass?
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'Cause he's still mad
at you for dumping him.
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I'm sorry. It's not gonna work.
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We know you're breaking
in, killing plants.
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I was in line all night long.
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Don't shoot!
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- Boonie! I got him!
- It was Vic the whole time.
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[Groaning]
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I think that nigga pooped his pants.
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- Aah!
- Shady motherf...
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put down your troubles
- Hoo!
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And take these keys
I'm offering you
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unlock the door and finally be free
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unlock the door
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and set me free
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unlock the door
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and let it be
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unlock the door
- ah!
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Can't forget them armpits. One more.
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Unlock the door
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and set me free
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unlock the door
- [Farts]
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Unlock the door
- Hey, Vic!
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- How you doin', brother?
- [Groans]
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Hey! Hey! Easy, Vic. Man...
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Oh, we did it hard last night, didn't we?
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That's all right.
Lloyd's got you covered.
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Come on back up here.
There you go, there you go.
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Sit down, man. Okay, brother,
this is what you got to do.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Take that. Now that gonna help you.
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Go ahead, man. There you go.
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Mm-hmm. Hey, don't spit that out!
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That's good liquor.
Come on now. Come on.
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One more drink. Now come on.
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There you go. That's nice. Yeah.
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Uh-huh. Now remember... the way to avoid
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a hangover is to keep drinking.
Oh, yeah, you're looking good.
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All right, time for me to start my day.
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Yeah, I'm a busy man.
I got things to do.
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All right. Hey, Vic, you mind
if I borrow the Cutlass?
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[Mumbling]
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There we go. I think
I'll borrow some gas money.
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And a burrito from the gas station.
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They're always good.
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All right, Vic, I'm proud of you.
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- We gonna get through this.
- Thank you, Lloyd.
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Thank you. You're a wonderful man.
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Sync and corrections by awaqeded
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- Hey, yo, Lloyd?
- What?
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- Where the hell is Vic?
- Vic got the flu.
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That nigga ain't got the flu!
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He drunk 'cause Ms. Tudi dumped his ass.
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Well, get over it, nigga!
And fix the Internet!
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Shh! What is wrong with you?
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I just told you Vic got the flu, and
he hired me to help out around here.
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I'm the new assistant manager.
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- Assistant manager?
- That's right... assistant manager.
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Assistant, a-s-s-f-u.
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And I run a tight ship. There's gonna
be some changes made around here.
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Oh, I already noticed the changes.
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The Internet's been
down for two damn days!
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The Internet has not
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been down for two days. I
checked it myself this morning.
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You probably got a raggedy-ass computer.
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Yo, tell Vic he can't
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just let this place go to hell, man.
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This is our home.
Nigga's gotta live here.
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Everybody got to
have a place to live.
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I'm homeless by choice. Homeless.
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I take the savings from rent and
utilities and I pass it along to me.
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Nigga, you mean pass it
on to the liquor store?
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Tell Vic to get his shit together, man.
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And I'm serious!
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- [Scoffs]
- And, nigga, if you want
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to manage something, manage
that drinking problem.
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And that halitosis.
Start with those two things.
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Kiss my ass. [Scoffs]
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Serve the ball, Boonie.
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Ha ha!
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Ooh! Game! Y'all suck!
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- Come on, Boonie.
- Hey, man, no fair!
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Jesus, you got the long lanky
broad on your team, man.
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That's what 30 minutes
of cardio will do for you.
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Three times a week, bredren!
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- Only three times!
- What's good, family?
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- Hey!
- Hey, it's the light-skinned man.
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Damn. Volleyball?
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Y'all kickin' it and shit? I thought
Vic would have been shut this down.
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Oh, hell, no, that dude
is seriously [Bleep] up.
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Yeah, man, we been
trying to play the game.
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Hopefully, we lure him
out and see if he cool.
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[Door slams]
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Well, well, well...
If it ain't the con man,
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- convict, fat-ass, the ditz...
- Hey!
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Revenge of the nerds... And...
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Normal forgettable-ass nigga.
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Hey, Vic, you ain't got to front, man.
We all know you hurting, bruh.
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But I want you to know that we
really love you, brother.
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Nigga, fix the Internet!
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Or what, nigga? Huh?
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Pass me the Wilson.
Gonna have some fun.
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[Chuckles]
What are you gonna do with Wilson?
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[Gasps]
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- Come on, Vic.
- Yeah, that felt good.
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See, 'cause I feel like stabbing a nigga.
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I just feel like cutting and stabbing.
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Who want first?
You want some, fat boy?
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Aah! [Grunts]
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You need a hand, Vic?
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Jam some electrolytes in the Vic-machine.
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Take this coconut, here.
Drink the nut juice.
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- Here, man, here. Just drink...
- Vic you okay?
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What you doing to him? I told you
to wait upstairs until I got back.
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- You're gonna catch pneumonia.
- Save me, Lloyd.
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- Come on up here.
- The devil's got me!
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- Back up! I got this.
- No, it don't
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look like it to me, Lloyd.
Look like you making it worse.
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What? You making it worse, Jesus.
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No wonder nobody believe in you anymore.
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You don't give the people what they
really deserve, what they need.
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He needs Darby.
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Looky there. Get a little taste.
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Keep the wolf off your back.
Come on, now.
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- That's too much, brother.
- [Coughs]
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Come on. Come on.
Let's go, buddy.
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Y'all got the nerve to pick
on a sick man like this.
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And look at this place! It better
be cleaned up when we get back.
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Hey, what about the Internet, Vic?!
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Yo, I ain't never seen Vic like this.
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Hey, but look at the
bright side, man...
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he keep this shit up,
he gonna lose his job.
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Then we ain't got to ever
worry about him again.
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Or the exact opposite
of what you're talking about.
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Je, come on, man.
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This nigga's sole purpose in
life is to [Bleep] with us.
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- Here, man.
- Where you going?
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To save Vic, man.
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[Laughs] Oh, yeah!
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[Laughing] Hey!
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- Whee! All right!
- Hey, man!
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- Ugh!
- Come on, Vic.
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Come on up here. Oh, yeah.
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Have a seat there. There you go.
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All right. How y'all doin?!
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Hey!
[Laughter]
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Good to see you, Lloyd.
Been a while, man.
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We figured you'd given up the life.
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Me? No! I love the life.
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- Vic, welcome to freedom.
- Who's the newb?
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This is Vic, my friend and employer.
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The rat race got him down, so I
figured he need to come out here
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and get a little R&R.
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You know it's all good. We
gonna take good care of him.
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No, he needs some time alone. And
that's why... you know what I'm doing?
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I'm inviting everybody to Vic's
apartment for a celebration.
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All right. It's all good.
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- Yeah!
- Now, Vic, a few hours
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of fresh air and you'll
feel like a million bucks.
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And don't forget... you
got to keep drinking.
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- That's the key... keep drinking.
- Thank you, Lloyd.
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All right. All right, everybody!
Come on!
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- Get in the car.
- All right.
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Don't be shy. Party! Party!
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Yes.
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Mnh-mnh.
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You can't put all that on me, Jesus.
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And, anyway, I did the right thing... I
came clean, and I let him down easy.
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I know, Ms. Tudi, but
the dude's still hurtin'.
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And it was your fault.
I told you not to give him the
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sacred tomatoes without telling him.
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Well, look everybody ain't divine and
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perfect like you, all right?
I made a mistake.
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But is it my fault that he's a drunk?
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Just come down there
and talk to him with me.
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I mean, right now, you probably
the only person that can get
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through to the dude.
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[Hip-hop music playing]
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What's happening, everybody?
You know, what's going on?
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Hey, Stan, Jerome, what's happening?
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What y'all been up to?
Hey, man, you better get that
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gout checked out or you gonna
die on Wednesday, man.
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- Where Lloyd at?
- There he is.
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What the hell y'all doin' here?
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This is a private party. Your name is
are not on the guest list, so scoot.
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Man, where Vic at, man?
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Leave Vic alone.
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Vic is mine. We got a
good thing going, and I
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don't want you two to mess it up.
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Hey, you only taking
advantage of that dude, man.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm his friend.
Probably his only friend.
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Okay, this mother [Bleep] crazy.
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You know what?
I ain't got time for this shit.
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- Nigga, where's he at?
- Let me show you, ma'am.
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- Mm-hmm. Almonds?
- How was work last night?
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Work? You know, that's...
that's kind of a funny story.
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Remember those morons a couple
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months ago who decided to break
in to the horse stables just to
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steal the shit? And then... then they
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accidentally let a bunch of horses escape?
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- Remember?
- Oh, yeah.
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I do remember that.
What ever happened with that?
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- Did they ever find those horses?
- Oh, no, no, not all of them.
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No, but I did manage to find a lead.
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Oh, that's good, baby.
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Let me show you
something real quick.
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Come here. Come here real quick. Yeah.
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See, I started thinking to myself,
"who do I know in the shit business?
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Who do I know that, a few months
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back, might need a
significant amount of shit?"
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- Hmm?
- Who?
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That's a good question, baby.
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Wait. You're gonna love this.
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Your Jesus put you up to this, didn't he?
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Put me up to what, baby?
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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- Hmm?
- Baby, listen, this is
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a big misunderstanding.
What happened was...
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Jason! Jason!
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- Jesus, help!
- Oh, my hair [Bleep]
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Damn. Jason's in trouble.
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[Tires screeching]
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Jason! Stop!
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- Hop in, pimp!
- You ain't taking me in?
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God damn it, Jason!
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Get back here! Son of a bitch!
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- Hi, Dianne!
- God damn it!
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Shit! Ite juro Que Te voya matar!
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[Bleep] Jason!
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00:10:24,184 --> 00:10:29,488
Is that Vic? Man,
that nigga's tore down.
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[Engine shuts off]
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I've been waiting for you all day.
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Yeah, come on, Satan! Come on.
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- I'm not afraid of you!
- Vic, what are you doing?
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You happy now? Huh?
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This what you wanted to see?
Vic hit rock bottom?
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Well, welcome to rock [Bleep] bottom!
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00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:54,401
Don't nobody want
to see you like that, Vic.
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00:10:54,547 --> 00:10:57,015
Shit. Vic, listen.
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Come on. Now, you a real man.
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You're one of the few real men left.
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00:11:02,388 --> 00:11:06,715
You work hard, you follow the rules,
you don't take no shit from nobody.
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00:11:06,716 --> 00:11:09,194
I mean, that's what attracted me
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to you in the first place. Vic, you
are a pillar of this community.
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And who knows?
258
00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:18,666
You know, maybe, one day, you
and I, we can try this thing again.
259
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:23,392
But not as long as you hate
my Jesus and my lifestyle.
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00:11:23,393 --> 00:11:25,961
I don't need your pity.
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00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:31,467
Or any more of your
[Bleep] tomato sauce.
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Jason! So, this is the life you wanted?
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- This is what you chose over me?
- Baby, I didn't choose nothing.
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00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:43,306
You committed a felony, Jason, and you
were stupid enough to let me find out.
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00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:45,347
So now I have to take you in, or
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I'm an accessory after the fact.
I'm a [Bleep] detective, Jason!
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- Dianne...
- Shut up!
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Shu... I wanted to get married.
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I wanted to have babies,
and you choose this?
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Baby, you ain't tell nobody
about the shoes, did you?
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Because if you didn't, then
that mean don't nobody know.
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00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,667
Look, baby, I'm sorry I hurt you.
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I really am. I just wish
that you would've at
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least come down to the garden
at least one time to see.
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Listen to me, Jason. I don't
ever want to see you again.
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Do you hear me?
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Here's your [Bleep] sneakers.
Que Tu [Bleep] madre.
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Mira, la pr?xima vez Te
voy a pasar con el carro.
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Est?pido. Idiota.
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I don't understand, baby.
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You mean to tell me that
this nigga been dating a
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detective the whole time and
nobody thought to tell me?
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00:12:35,365 --> 00:12:37,449
Huh? Y'all some dumbass
crooks, you know that?
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00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:41,320
We almost got hemmed up!
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00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:44,606
I can't believe this shit.
I swear to God.
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00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:52,664
- [Reggae music plays]
- Hey, wait a minute.
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- Get your hands off me, convict!
- Hey, Vic, chill, man.
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What's all these bums doing here?!
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Vic, you're back!
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00:12:57,941 --> 00:12:59,566
Look, I got everything under control.
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00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:02,124
- Here, have a little taste.
- Got an update for you, Vic...
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no hot water up here, still
no Internet, and look at
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all this shit, man! You
trippin' with yourself.
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I'm thinking no rent
for at least a year.
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00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,266
Lloyd, what the hell
is happening, man?
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00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:14,186
- Vic, just get a drink.
- No, no.
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I got a problem. And I
got to face my problem.
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I'm a pillar of the community.
People look up to me around here.
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Vic, listen to me.
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00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:23,920
Don't listen to Jesus.
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00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:26,794
Why you want this man to become an
alcoholic just because your ass one?
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00:13:26,795 --> 00:13:30,502
Vic, facing your problems
sober is not the way.
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00:13:30,503 --> 00:13:33,422
Trust me. I'm telling you, the world can
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00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,508
be so hard. I used to
be just like you, in
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00:13:36,509 --> 00:13:42,073
the rat race, all stressed out.
Women, jobs and showers and bills.
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00:13:42,074 --> 00:13:43,548
I just gave up.
307
00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:45,601
And look at me now.
Look how happy I am.
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00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,469
Look at this. You see that?
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00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:51,056
I want you to be just like me.
Let me tell you something...
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changing your life is hard.
Drinking is easy.
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Ha ha! Mr. Maxwell!
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- What the devil happened here?
- Vic! Lloyd, get
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00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,067
- Vic out of here now!
- You can't tell me what to do!
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00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:06,175
That's that man boss, fool!
Get him out of here!
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00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:07,956
You don't want him to
lose his job, do you?
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00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,112
- Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
- I feel like I should be
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00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:12,411
stepping over a murder weapon.
What's going on?!
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00:14:12,412 --> 00:14:15,219
- Where the heck is Vic?
- Mr. Maxwell, I got some
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00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,589
things I need to talk to you about.
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00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,334
- First thing's the Internet.
- Jimmy Maxwell?
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00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:21,586
Is that you, boy? Looking buff.
322
00:14:21,587 --> 00:14:24,006
I try to keep in shape. Wait a minute.
323
00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,364
- Who the heck are you?
- Oh, I'm just a drifter, man.
324
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,239
Yeah, me, too.
325
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,386
But we heard the
manager was sick, right?
326
00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:31,680
So we decided to invite some
friends over and hang out.
327
00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:33,649
- Why not?
- Vic is sick?
328
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,934
How sick is he?
Is he gonna be okay?
329
00:14:35,935 --> 00:14:37,486
Oh, it look pretty bad.
330
00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:40,072
I mean, judging from the way he
got airlifted up out of here...
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00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:43,241
I'm a Christian, and I don't
wish no bad on nobody, but that
332
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:46,207
dude right there, he runs a tight ship.
333
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,842
He don't want nobody to have no fun.
334
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,665
I'm talking about he's
on top of everything.
335
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,700
- Everything.
- And I know you.
336
00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:55,537
You live here, right?
Is Vic really sick?
337
00:14:55,538 --> 00:14:57,224
Honestly.
338
00:14:58,718 --> 00:14:59,832
Yeah, he's sick, man.
339
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,960
Well, I feel awful. The poor guy.
340
00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:03,935
Uh, next time you see him,
have him give me a call.
341
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,014
Tell him I'm gonna bring some
guys over to help him out with
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00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:08,517
this place just till he gets
back up on his feet again.
343
00:15:08,518 --> 00:15:11,461
Oh, and, uh, Kareem, I'm
gonna have the police stop by
344
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,011
just to have a chat. They're fun guys.
345
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,307
You'll get along with well with them.
346
00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:17,642
In the meanwhile, stay, uh... tight.
347
00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:19,478
All right, everybody!
348
00:15:19,479 --> 00:15:21,313
Y'all got to get the
heaven up out of here.
349
00:15:21,314 --> 00:15:22,578
Let's go, y'all.
350
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:24,483
Come on, now, Vic.
351
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:27,319
Oh, man. What a night, huh?
352
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,399
Let's get a little tasty for you.
353
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,823
No, no, no taste, no taste.
354
00:15:30,824 --> 00:15:32,303
Trust me... this what you need.
355
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,542
Get a little taste.
That's some good Tequila.
356
00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:36,078
That's the good stuff.
[Twinkling]
357
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:38,997
[Laughs] Told you.
358
00:15:38,998 --> 00:15:40,966
- Ahh. That's water.
- Water?
359
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:44,910
- Mm-hmm.
- What you mean water?
360
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,556
Whoa! What the...?
361
00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:51,009
- This is...
- What I try to tell you?
362
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,311
- What about this one?
- This is my grape wine.
363
00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:56,148
Oh, God. Oh!
364
00:15:56,149 --> 00:16:00,068
Oh, that's [Bleep] water! Jesus!
365
00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:02,521
You turn my liquor to water?! Jesus!
366
00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:06,057
That's a miracle in reverse!
Jesus, what are you doing?!
367
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:09,327
I said, "I can't eat no peanuts
on a piece of bread, man.
368
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,723
You got to smash it up or something."
369
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,484
- Because of you, we got peanut butter?
- You know it.
370
00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:14,869
- I like that. Yeah.
- Hey! That's my
371
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,334
guy right there! That's my man!
372
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:21,291
What's up, Vic? I see you looking
like a million bucks, pimp!
373
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,924
Ah, look at you.
374
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,687
- Look at you.
- Hey, look, I don't remember a
375
00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:29,400
lot from the last couple days,
but I will say I remember you
376
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:33,183
giving me some nice compliments. Told
me I was a pillar of the community.
377
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,469
I appreciate that.
378
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,465
Well, I meant it. I meant it all, Vic.
379
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,725
Good. 'Cause I bought
you a little something.
380
00:16:41,026 --> 00:16:45,529
[Chuckles] What the hell is this?
381
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,778
It's an eviction notice,
compliments of myself and the
382
00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:52,686
Compton city councilman. You was right...
I am a pillar of the community.
383
00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:54,905
And you guys are bad people.
384
00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:57,408
- Mm.
- Bad for the community.
385
00:16:57,409 --> 00:17:00,244
That's why me and the city,
we want you out of here.
386
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:03,831
Soon as possible.
Especially you, dusty-ass
387
00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:06,750
Bed, Bath & Beyond getup
you been wearing.
388
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,919
Put some clothes on!
Dress like a man.
389
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,505
Get your ass up out of here.
390
00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:14,673
- Go ahead...
- Man, I told you so!
391
00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:16,375
I told you that nigga
was gonna do that!
392
00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:20,147
- I ain't no nigga!
- Oh, yeah, you's a nigga!
393
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:23,864
[Engine turns over]
394
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,493
God, I'm so glad I
didn't give him none.
395
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,652
You still [Bleep] Ms. Tudi?
396
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:29,935
Watch your mouth, boy.
397
00:17:29,936 --> 00:17:31,419
- I'm sorry.
- Shop ain't closed.
398
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:32,335
Okay.
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