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Jesus, come quick!
I checked them last night.
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They must've wilted
overnight, all of them.
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- Drogas. Drugs in the salad!
- What, is there weed
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- in the tomato?
- 'Cause they get
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you high like weed, but there
ain't no weed in 'em.
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- It's just God's love and grace.
- Retro j's?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Baby, you didn't.
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- I did.
- Oh, my God.
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We got to pull off
this heist tonight.
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We got to go procure the
manure, man.
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We need it for the garden.
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I'm on fire! Aah! Aah!
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Tell you like this...
that whole garden thing...
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That's just some Jim Jones cultness.
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You think we don't know you're
growing weed in there?!
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You ain't got nothing
else better to do than
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- ride our bumper all day, man?
- We ain't going
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nowhere till we find out
what's going on in there!
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All right, place is clean.
We're out of here.
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I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, but we
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- cool, right?
- We ain't cool.
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That's right, con man, we gonna be back.
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We gonna be back, con man.
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[Singing indistinctly]
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Ha! That's right! Sweat!
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Make that sauce. Not
only am I your lord and
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- savior, the light and the way...
- Mm-hmm.
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...I'm also your direct
supervisor, so I'm gonna
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- need you to watch out one time.
- What?
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[Chuckles]
[Spits]
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What is that, brah?! You
gots to taste the love, man!
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- Come on, brah!
- [Mid-tempo music plays]
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- [Chuckles]
- Ahh.
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- Both: Sauce.
- Man, I can't believe
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I've been stirring this
shit for three hours, bro.
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But I ain't really tripping,
though, 'cause these tomatoes
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got me higher than a mother[Bleep]
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You better slow down, Joe Brown.
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You know, God's love will
get you [Bleep] up quick.
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But I just really want to say
thanks for the job, man.
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I mean, it feels good to be back
around the homeys and shit.
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Man, that valet job...
that shit was killing me.
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It ain't nothin', man.
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We're glad to have you back. But did
you tell Dianne you quit your job?
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No, I ain't got around to it yet.
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Unh-unh. Wait, now.
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What's all this chitchat, huh?
Y'all stop stirring, Ms. Tudi
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stop making money.
My lord and savior! Ha ha!
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How you doing, Ms. Tudi?
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- I'm good.
- Ms. Tudi, I was just
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thanking Jesus here for the job,
and I want to thank you, too.
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And I promise you I will not let you down.
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Yes, you will. But it's okay, baby.
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It's okay, because the point is
I can trust you, and that's what
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I need right now, 'cause we got
a big shipment to make and a lot
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of jars to fill. Trayvon
and Maggie are in there
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- doing a photo shoot.
- Man, Ms. Tudi.
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I still can't believe y'all
pulled this shit off.
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Hey, well, we're
pulling it off, huh, Jesus?
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- Mm-hmm.
- We're making a list
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of cannabis clubs, and they
can't keep it in stock.
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Now we just got to keep
up with the demand.
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Well, Ms. Tudi, if the
tomatoes ain't got no weed in
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it, why you just can't
sell it to everybody?
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Tell him, Jesus.
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You can't do that.
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You only can sell it to people
who want to get high, brah.
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Even though the tomatoes only
got God's good love in 'em...
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- That's what I'm talkin' about.
- ...You can't take away folks' free will.
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You don't want yours took away, do you?
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- Oh, no.
- Right, babies.
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Make that money!
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- Just smile for me.
- [Camera shutter clicks]
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Ugh. I don't like it.
It doesn't say, "Sicilian
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- grandmother" to me.
- You're over analyzing.
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It definitely
says, "Sicilian."
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I think it's the scarf.
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The scarf... it's giving
me more Bosnian refugee.
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That's what I'm feeling from this.
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Can you just loosen up a
little bit for her, please?
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I'm sorry. She looks
like a white mammy,
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like a Sicilian mammy.
She's giving me straight-up
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Aunt Jemima. This is [Bleep] up.
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All right. What do you want from her?
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I don't know. I mean,
I just feel like...
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- Well, talk to her.
- Permiso.
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Do you feel like this is
offensive to you as an Italian?
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- I am Armenian, sweetheart.
- What the [Bleep] is Armenian?
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Okay, what's going on here?
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Really?
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Move out of the way.
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Move out of the way. Let me
see what y'all are doing.
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- Ooh, I like it. I like it.
- See?
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She looks like an
Italian Mrs. Butterworth.
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- Told you.
- All right.
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- Uh, listen, Trayvon...
- Yes, ma'am?
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...Are you almost done?
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'Cause you know I still
need my profile pic.
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Oh, definitely.
I got you. No worries.
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Hey, wait, wait. What profile?
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Christian hookup, child.
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Yep. It's time for me to
join the 21st century.
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I see. You're gonna be
sexting in no time.
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Uh, no, no, no.
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I ain't about all that, but I am
gonna step into the online world.
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I just hope I don't meet no crazy nigga.
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Watch out for catfishing.
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It's very real.
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- Hey, councilman!
- Hell, no, we won't grow!
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You see, this is a
community garden, but the
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community didn't even
ask for this garden.
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It's a religious cult. See? All that
community stuff is a big smokescreen.
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What you're actually looking at
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is an unregulated full
for-profit business, and they're
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making a lot of money in there, too.
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Hey, I hope you know
you're supporting a cult.
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You know, I've always said
ain't nothing worse than a bunch
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of thugs and hoodlums raising some
unregulated vegetables in the hood.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, well, well. There's two of
them right now. Former convict.
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Why don't you get off
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our nuts, Vic, and give them old
people their suits back, man?
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Yeah, man. You're not
supposed to wash your
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suit jacked with your blue jeans.
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[Laughs] That's pretty good.
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Young man, I'd like to
ask you a few questions.
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[Bleep] Your questions, nigga.
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Hey, man, you can't talk to
no city councilman like that.
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This is one of your community leaders.
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This Barry bonds-lookin'
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mother[Bleep] ain't a community leader.
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You recognize this nigga. The nigga
was a former pimp from Long Beach.
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Nigga had one ho with one eye.
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Yeah, that's him. He had the
website and everything...
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www.cutratebitches.com
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Get your [Bleep] ass up out of here.
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- [Laughs]
- Go ahead and run.
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Make sure you tell the con
man city council's down here.
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- We're gonna take this lot back!
- [Bleep] you, Vic!
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I swear to God, if I
wasn't on parole, man...
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- I hate this nigga!
- You used to run hos, nigga?
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You look sexy.
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- You're gonna get a lot of hits.
- You think so?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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All right. So, next
step... do you want the
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push notifications to go to your
phone, or how do you want it?
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Push not... what is that?
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Well, basically, push
notification alerts you
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when you get a specific match or
you get a response... you know,
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- things like that.
- Oh. On my phone?
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- Yeah, on your phone.
- Go ahead, baby.
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- All righty.
- Okay.
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I am looking for a man who loves
the lord Jesus Christ, loves to
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cook, loves to dance, has
respect for interior design.
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I'm an independent businesswoman.
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I take my career seriously.
I need a man who respects that.
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- Blah, blah, blah.
- I think we're ready to go live.
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Live, baby!
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Here we go.
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Man, I swear to God I can't
stand them niggas, man!
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Still mad at Lloyd about
that potato salad?
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No, Vic puss ass.
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- Again, brah?
- Again!
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And this time he brought that
shady-ass city councilman with him.
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Damn. Are you serious?
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Boonie and fish, what's
this I'm hearing about Vic?
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He out there protesting
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the garden again, and he not leaving!
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- Damn it!
- Well, what's his problem?
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He ain't had no ass in a while.
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That's why I do myself.
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Boonie, enough. Stop, okay?
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Seriously, though, what's
up with this dude?
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To tell you the truth, Ms.
Tudi, dude don't like me.
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I mean, he a good dude, but he
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just think I'm a criminal or something.
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- I don't know.
- What are we go do?
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I mean, we can always surrender.
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- Surrender?
- Look, y'all,
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this garden, these tomatoes...
that's some amazing stuff.
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But with them comes great
struggle for all of us.
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We're all gonna be tested, y'all.
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I ain't trying to hear all that, Jesus.
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- What are we gonna do?
- We pray.
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Come on. Bring it in, everybody.
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Come on. Come on. Come on, man.
What, you too hard to pray?
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Bring your ass in here.
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Don't put that blanket on me.
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Dear lord, we come to
you today 'cause we need some help.
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This fool Vic is being a real
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dick right now, and he's making
it real hard on the streets.
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We seek your blessing and
guidance to find the sanctuary
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from his dickery and bring this
community garden together.
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- Mm.
- And in my holy
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and beautiful and magnificent
and, you know, benevolent and
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merciful name... the one you
gave me, 'cause you know how I
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get down, like, world-renowned,
you know, walk on water, you
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know perform miracles... that's
all because of you, lord.
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- I thank you.
- All right, nigga.
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In my magnificent name,
let the congregation say...
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All: Amen!
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See how that felt?
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- Ooh, yeah!
- [Cellphone chimes]
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Uh-oh! Sookie, Sookie, now!
Potential matches in the area!
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- Who is it?
- Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.
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Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
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Okay, fine, but I
want the sneakers back.
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- What?
- You want to renege on our agreement.
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You want to quit the job that I
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found you and go back to hanging
out with this psycho bum loser.
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Fine! But I'm taking the sneakers back.
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They were expensive. Where are they?
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Baby, that is so petty.
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- Petty?!
- Yes, petty, and I'm a
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tell you why. You found
me a job, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I took it.
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I found a better job that's
paying way more money.
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Baby, that's hustling forward.
And then you won't even come to
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the garden to see what we're doing.
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Okay, okay. Baby, look...
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Are you in a cult? Because
I don't want to build my
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future around a guy who is in a cult.
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See? There you go. Why you
always got to go there?
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- [Cellphone rings]
- Hello?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Vic going to dinner with who?
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Isn't it funny that you and I have been
living in the same neighborhood forever
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- and never really connected?
- You know, I got to admit
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I was shocked when I found out
that you had something to do
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- with the garden.
- Well, you know, I
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put a lot of money in that place
because I wanted the guys to
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- have something productive to do.
- And you thought a
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marijuana grow app was
something productive?
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Okay. We were gonna
grow weed and then
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use the garden as a cover-up,
but the weed didn't grow.
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I mean, everything else
grew but the weed.
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I don't know. God was,
like, trying to tell us
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something, and all we had was
these amazing vegetables.
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- Hmm.
- [Bell dings]
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That's the sauce. [Chuckles]
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[Humming]
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Let me help you.
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I got to admit this
does look very nasty.
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[Laughs] Well, my son said you like to
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hate first and then
ask questions later.
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Yeah, well, I'm a man
with discerning tastes.
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Just hush and try it.
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- Come on.
- Thank you.
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- Mmm! That's good!
- Mm-hmm.
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- It's real good!
- I know it is!
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- Ms. Tudi got the good stuff now.
- Mm-hmm!
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So, listen... I'm thinking,
moving forward, we
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should clear a few things up,
because... let's face it... both
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of us are too old to be trying
to change for anyone.
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I mean, if it's gonna work, it's
gonna work as it is or it ain't
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gonna work at all. Am I right?
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- That's right.
- And my relationship
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with Jesus... well, it's very
important in my life.
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Mine is, too. My father and
my Uncle's a preacher.
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Mmm.
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Well, I'm talking about my
personal relationship with Jesus.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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- Dirty old stinky nigga?
- Vic.
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- You, too?!
- Vic, come on now.
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- Hold on.
- No, you come on.
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Look, he's not who you think he is.
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Vic, what I'm trying
to say to you is that
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just because I believe in him
doesn't mean that you have to.
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I mean, you know, he's my
lord and savior, but...
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
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- Mmm!
- Mmm.
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- Wow! As I was saying...
- [Both laugh]
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- Go ahead.
- ...The con man is bad people.
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Well, I was hoping
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that we could agree to
disagree... you know, call it
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"denominational differences." [Laughs]
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- That's what I mean.
- [Both laugh]
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As for the garden, you
know, I would like it if the
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concerned citizens of southwest
Compton not be so concerned anymore.
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Just like you, Vic... you're not
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really concerned anymore, are you?
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- Not at all.
- [Laughs]
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- Feeling good, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Feeling relax?
- Mm-hmm.
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You want some more sauce?
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- Absolutely.
- Whoo! [Laughs]
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- Be right back.
- [Mid-tempo music plays]
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Come on, Tudi, will you be mine?
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I'll make love till the sun come out
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You know just what I'm talkin' about
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- [Mid-tempo music plays]
-
lady, what's your game?
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I want you to try to explain
where you are
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-
Where you are
-
where you been
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-
Where you been
-
you've gone away and left me again
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So, baby, when you call me
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-
I'll be there
-
oh, baby, when you need me
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I'll be there
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Don't you know that
when you call me
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-
I'll be there?
-
oh, baby, when you want me
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I'll be there
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Well, I must say I have
had a wonderful time.
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- So have I.
- Have you?
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- Thank you for everything.
- I can't wait
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- to see you again.
- Oh, really?
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00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,511
- Oh, really.
- I make a good
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- pound cake, too.
- Oh, yeah.
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- [Chuckles] Ohh.
- [Smooches]
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Good night, Vic.
[Smooches]
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- Bye.
- Bye, baby.
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Yo, you find out what happened
with Boonie mama last night yet?
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Man, I don't even want to
think about last night, man!
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My mama probably is
washing up in his sink.
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I ain't heard from her
yet, man, and pops
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ain't said nothing about it, neither.
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- Good morning, gentlemen.
- Hey, good
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morning, Vic! Man, that suit is sharp!
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Got it made at the swap
meet by some Africans.
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[Chuckles] Hey, Boonie,
looky here, man.
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I want you to make sure you tell
your mother I said thank you for
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that delicious meal she
prepared me last night.
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The vegetables was awesome!
It was actually the best meal I
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- ever had in my life.
- Okay.
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00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:05,523
Look, I don't want this
to be awkward, okay?
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Everybody knows I [Bleep]
on the first date.
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But I got the utmost
respect for your mother.
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00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:12,897
Didn't nothing like that go
down... no sex, nothing.
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00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,991
- Not even oral.
- Okay, man! Hey!
328
00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:17,014
Hey, look, the reason
I'm telling you all this right
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00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:21,588
now is because last night... Me
and your mama fell in love, man.
330
00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,163
We're in love!
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00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:25,972
And I'll be honest... I ain't
felt this good in years.
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It's the best I ever felt in my life.
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00:14:27,505 --> 00:14:29,830
And, furthermore, I'm a stand-up dude.
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00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:33,676
I take care of my kids. When me
and your mama get married...
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I'm gonna be your father.
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00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:38,774
Nigga, what the [Bleep]
are you talking about?
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00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:41,425
Watch your language.
I'm about to be your father.
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00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:44,261
- [Laughing]
- Wait a minute. Hold up.
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00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:46,147
- Whoa, Vic.
- What's so funny?
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00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:48,182
It's just out the blue, brah!
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00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,017
I mean, we're happy for you, you know?
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00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:51,936
I'm not happy for that mother[Bleep]
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00:14:51,937 --> 00:14:53,988
Look, con man, I got a
deal for you, all right?
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00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:56,190
- [Laughs]
- We're gonna call a truce.
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00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:58,025
Yeah, you can have your whole
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little garden and everything, all right?
347
00:14:59,945 --> 00:15:02,780
Only one stipulation... you got
to stay away from Ms. Tudi.
348
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,949
- What?!
- That's right.
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00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,714
That's my woman. The last
thing I need is for you
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00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,639
to be coming between me and my woman.
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00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,352
Nigga, what the [Bleep]
are you talking about?
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00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:13,625
I think I've said enough.
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00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,509
You gentlemen enjoy the
rest of the morning.
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00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,294
And, Boonie, when you're
finished talking with your
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friends, come on upstairs. I got
some trash I want you to take out.
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00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,799
[Laughter]
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00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,300
Nigga [Bleep] lost his mind.
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00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:26,058
Try and get Ms. Tudi on
the phone right now, dawg.
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00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,526
You're not gonna
say bye to your pops?
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00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,806
[Laughter]
361
00:15:28,807 --> 00:15:32,977
- [Cellphone vibrating]
- [Groans softly]
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00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:36,299
Okay, okay. Jesus. Jesus.
363
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,865
Hey, Ms. Tudi. What's up?
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00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:40,117
This be Jesus, baby. Say it ain't so.
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00:15:40,118 --> 00:15:42,286
You know I'm sleeping?
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00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:45,789
Let me call you... no, I'm fine. Why?
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00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:51,111
He said what? Wait a minute. Hold on.
368
00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:58,252
Oh, my... God. "You are so beautiful."
369
00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:01,222
"I love you." "You are my soul mate."
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00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:04,132
Shit.
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00:16:06,305 --> 00:16:07,478
Hey, Ms. Tudi!
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00:16:07,479 --> 00:16:11,775
Ms. Tu-ti! Tudi, Tudi, Tudi!
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00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,414
- Lord, have mercy.
- There you are.
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00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:16,612
- How you doing this morning, baby.
- Uh, good morning, Vic.
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00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:17,674
I see you up early.
376
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,323
Uh, yeah. What you doing here?
377
00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:21,442
Well, I had the
overwhelming feeling to just
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00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:23,410
come over here right now
and see you right away.
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00:16:23,411 --> 00:16:25,767
- Oh, lord.
- And guess what.
380
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,748
- What?
- I deleted my entire
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00:16:27,749 --> 00:16:31,487
Christian hookup connection, my
Buddhist Booty connection, and
382
00:16:31,488 --> 00:16:34,368
- my Muslim matchmakers.
- What are you doing here, baby?
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00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,388
Why don't you come down
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00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,124
and let me talk to you?
Let me come in.
385
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:40,658
No. No. No. We just saw each
other like six hours ago.
386
00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:41,827
Yeah, I know, but six
387
00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:44,590
hours is a long time.
I just want to talk to you.
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00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:45,926
What do you want, baby?
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00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,885
- What you want?
- I'm gonna be honest with you.
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00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:51,740
All I know is that after last night...
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00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,735
A strong feeling came over me
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00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:56,110
- that I ain't feel in years.
- Yeah, I know.
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00:16:56,111 --> 00:16:59,121
I-I-I know. Mm, shit.
394
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,397
I'm being honest with you.
395
00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:04,275
I thought I was impotent.
Don't tell nobody that.
396
00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:05,443
I'm a Christian woman.
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00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:08,034
I'm a Christian, too. You
know, Christians have sex.
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00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,574
- [Chuckles]
- That's right.
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00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:12,255
And then I slipped him
some tomato sauce, and this
400
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:14,521
nigga done sent me like 38 texts.
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00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:17,473
What? Ms... Ms. Tudi, you took away
402
00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,612
- the dude's free will?
- It would have been okay.
403
00:17:19,613 --> 00:17:20,639
I just gave him too much.
404
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,387
You shouldn't have gave him none.
405
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,304
Come on, Ms. Tudi.
What's wrong with you?
406
00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:26,407
You know God don't want you
using his gifts like that.
407
00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:28,058
Yeah, but Vic was all on our ass.
408
00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:30,060
It seemed like a damn
good idea at the time.
409
00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:33,931
Man, I can't believe you got
Vic high off these tomatoes.
410
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:36,885
That was brilliant.
411
00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:39,527
- Thank you, Jason.
- No, it wasn't,
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00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:42,173
'cause now Vic think he
in love with Ms. Tudi.
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00:17:42,174 --> 00:17:44,278
Man, you know what?
God don't want you using his
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00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,249
miracles like that, and I'm not
gonna share 'em with you if
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00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,738
you're gonna keep on
being irresponsible.
416
00:17:47,739 --> 00:17:49,227
Come on, Ms. Tudi. You're hard-headed.
417
00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:50,925
And Boonie didn't get
that from his daddy.
418
00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:52,082
- He got that from you.
- Okay.
419
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,521
Well, it's gonna be fine, okay?
I know what I'm gonna do.
420
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,915
- Whatever.
- Hey, hey, this
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00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:58,930
ain't the first nigga that's
been obsessed with Tudi.
422
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:02,376
Come on, now. I'm just saying.
I know how to handle it.
423
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:06,678
I just want you to know that I
think you are a real decent guy...
424
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:10,186
I mean real decent... but
this ain't gonna work.
425
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,352
What are you trying to say?
426
00:18:11,353 --> 00:18:14,138
I did something
stupid last night, Vic.
427
00:18:14,139 --> 00:18:17,657
I got you high. There was
something in the sauce like weed.
428
00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:19,537
I mean, it wasn't weed, but it
429
00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:22,479
was like weed, and that feeling
you had... honey, it wasn't love
430
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,690
and it wasn't me. You were just high.
431
00:18:25,691 --> 00:18:29,575
Look, Tudi, I was a
kid once, all right?
432
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,657
I know about weed.
I smoked weed before.
433
00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:34,117
I know what it feels like.
The way I felt last night...
434
00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:37,156
- that was not weed, all right?
- Vic, I'm trying to
435
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,193
tell you I put something in the food.
436
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:44,534
Okay. I forgive you. We're Christians.
437
00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:46,067
Vic, it ain't gonna work.
438
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,630
- Why?
- Because I'm a stoner, Vic.
439
00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:50,769
I get high and [Bleep] all the time.
440
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:52,573
As a matter of fact, I'm high now.
441
00:18:52,574 --> 00:18:53,689
And I'm a dealer.
442
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,730
And I know you don't
want no part of that.
443
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,390
You're lying. Yeah.
444
00:18:57,391 --> 00:19:02,051
This ain't about weed, okay?
This is about the con man.
445
00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:04,582
Vic... you... were drugged.
446
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,805
That dusty Bed Bath
& Beyond robe-wearing
447
00:19:07,806 --> 00:19:10,447
- nigga put you up to this.
- Oh, hell.
448
00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:13,322
He's not who you think
he is, all right?
449
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,888
Just be patient. It's
all gonna come out in the wash.
450
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:16,546
Vic...
451
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,043
Look, look... where you going, baby?
452
00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:21,504
I'm sorry. It's not gonna work.
453
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:22,767
Tu...
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00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:26,596
Mmm.
455
00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:28,543
Mmm! Damn, baby!
456
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,713
This is really good! And you
guys grew all this stuff?
457
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,298
Yes, we did.
458
00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:34,879
- Mmm!
- But it's not just us.
459
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,964
It's a whole lot of other folks, too.
460
00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:40,000
I mean, we got this whole
community starting to rethink
461
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:44,109
- food and health and all of that.
- [Laughs]
462
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:46,863
- What's so funny?
- What?
463
00:19:46,864 --> 00:19:49,566
- What's funny?
- I don't know.
464
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:54,496
You. Us. I just want
you to know that I'm
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00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:59,237
just trying to protect us, baby, or at
least what I want us to be, you know?
466
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This just feels really right to
467
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me, and I don't want anything
to get in the way of that.
468
00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:06,855
Then don't let it.
Listen, you protect the
469
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community and don't worry about us.
470
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I'm not worried, baby.
471
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- I actually feel really good.
- Baby, listen...
472
00:20:16,368 --> 00:20:18,335
- Why don't you...
- Mm-hmm?
473
00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:20,537
...Come see me at the garden?
474
00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:22,969
I mean it will mean a lot to me.
475
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I'll come, baby. I promise, okay?
476
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- [Chuckles]
- Oh, oh, oh, wait.
477
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,851
Not too much. You're
gonna spoil your dinner.
478
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[Chuckles]
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