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Mrs. Dumont?
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You shouldn't tempt me, Mrs. Stephens.
I've already had too many.
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Well, just perhaps this one.
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-They're delicious.
-More tea?
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No, thank you. I really must
be running. But you know...
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...I'm so glad you've agreed to serve
on our Ways and Means committee.
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You know, it's a good cause.
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And the children really need that new
playground equipment in the park.
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Oh, I know. And I'm looking forward to
working with Mrs. Wheeler...
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-...and Mrs. Albright.
-Oh, they're both such dears.
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And you know...
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...they know just how to get into
every piggy bank in the community.
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Will you be here tomorrow?
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No, I'm afraid not, my dear.
I've got two other meetings.
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Oh, Mrs. Dumont. You do so much.
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As Herkimer says...
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...it keeps me out of mischief.
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But I'll try to drop by and see
how you're getting along.
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-Thank you.
-Well...
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...I'm off to the Junior Philharmonic
meeting.
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I don't know how
I ever got involved in that.
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I know very little about music.
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Goodbye.
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You know, I'll just hate myself
in the morning.
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-Thank you. Goodbye.
-Bye.
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Good morning, Samantha.
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Good morning, Mother.
What brings you here so early?
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Sheer boredom, darling.
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Is...?
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Is what's-his-name up yet?
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Yes, Darrin is up.
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But I hated to wake him.
He had rather a restless night.
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Fair enough.
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I wish he could forget
his work once in a while.
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Oh, dear, without their work,
men are nothing.
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They're like little children.
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-Not Darrin.
-He thrives on the aggravation.
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-He loves feeling sorry for himself.
-Well, personally, I'd like to have him...
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-...around a little bit more.
-He'd just be underfoot, darling.
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Trailing you all around the house.
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Sucking his thumb.
Dragging his teddy bear.
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You won't take your wise old mother's
word about human men, will you?
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-No.
-Well, you'll learn.
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-I haven't got time for breakfast, honey.
-Hello--?
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Darrin!
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That's right.
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Please, Endora,
not on an empty stomach.
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Stop it, you two.
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Talk about children.
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Five minutes won't make a difference.
Sit down and have something to eat.
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I'm too tense anyhow.
I'll see you tonight, honey.
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Popcorn for breakfast?
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Why not?
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I'll have that breakfast now.
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Darrin, what happened?
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Nothing. I just got smart.
I got outside, and I said to myself:
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"What are you
knocking yourself out for?
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Just how important is it, anyhow?
Let Larry take care of it."
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Well, darling, I'm proud of you.
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I'm not going in at all today.
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Good. You've been doing a lot of extra
work lately. You deserve a day off.
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It's astonishing how
relaxed I feel about it.
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I have shopping to do, and the TV man's
coming. Can I leave Tabatha?
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Feel free.
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Sorry Mother left.
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That makes one of us.
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I just wanted her to see that you can
relax and forget your work.
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-I'll fix your breakfast.
-Thank you.
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-Come in.
-Milk.
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No kidding.
I thought you were the mailman.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, how about some
nice cottage cheese today?
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Come on, Mr. Stephens.
Be a nice fellow.
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My boss keeps bugging me
about my cottage cheese quota.
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-That kind, huh?
-Oh, you got no idea...
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...the problems your
average milkman has.
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To begin with, I'm dealing
with women all day long.
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One wants mango flavouring
in her yogurt.
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Another one keeps complaining...
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...that my non-fat milk
has too much fat in it.
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And all the time I'm standing there...
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...she keeps dipping into
a five-pound box of chocolates.
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You hear?
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That sounds like
a bad scene, all right.
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Hey, how come you're home
today, Mr. Stephens?
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Well, simple. I didn't feel
like going in today.
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I like that.
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He just didn't feel like working today.
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Yeah!
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-Pour yourself a cup of coffee.
-Right.
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Sit down.
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Here. Here's the sports section.
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Right.
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Now, that's what I call a nice,
healthy attitude.
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My philosophy is, cottage cheese
is your boss's problem.
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Yeah?
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Beautiful!
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Mr. Stephens was due here
for a meeting with me half an hour ago.
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-Call his home.
-Yes, sir.
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-Phone.
-Hello, phone.
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It's not gonna stop.
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Happiness House.
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-Darrin?
-Hello, Larry. How are you...
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...buddy boy?
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No, I'm not sick.
I'm feeling great.
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It's my boss.
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Are you out of your mind?
Mr. Parkinson is on his way over here.
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-Relax, relax.
-What?
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-Let me talk to him.
-Just a minute, Larry.
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Hello, Larry.
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This is your friendly purveyor
of dairy products.
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-What?
-The milkman.
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Listen, Larry...
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...I want you to stop
needling my pal Darrin here.
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If he don't wanna come in,
he don't wanna come in. You got it?
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Goodbye.
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Hey, who do you like
in the fourth race?
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Something wrong, Mr. Tate?
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His milkman just chewed me out.
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I better get over there
and get him...
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...before the squirrels do.
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You know what I enjoy
more than anything?
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Just lying around watching
some other guy knock himself out.
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Yeah!
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You fellas are a big help!
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What happened?
The cows turn off the faucets today?
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I detect a note of hostility there.
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Sure, I'm hostile.
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I deal with nuts all day long,
and you fellas are no exception.
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Do you mind if I join you?
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-That's the spirit! Sit down!
-Be our guest.
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The way I feel,
I may never fix another set.
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-Darrin?
-Hi, Larry.
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-What is going on here?
-What's doing?
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Darrin, you're coming with me
to the office right now!
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Hey, we happened
to be watching that show.
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What? And ruin my whole day?
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Larry, do you mind taking your
high blood pressure someplace else?
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What? Darrin, for heaven's sake!
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-You know what's wrong with you?
-The people working for me.
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Knock it off, Larry. You've got a great
bunch of people working for you.
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Like me, for instance. You just take
things too seriously, that's all.
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Why don't you just relax, pal?
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Now, just a second.
You're not my pal...
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...pal.
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Larry, you're getting
all worked up over nothing.
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Now, just how important
is Parkinson? I mean, really.
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That's a very interesting question.
Let's see, now.
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Parkinson. Who's he?
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I think you're bluffing.
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I will raise you another million.
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Okay.
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There's that million.
And I'll up you another million.
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-Hello, everybody.
-Oh, hello, Mrs. Stephens.
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-Hi, Sam.
-Hi, sweetheart.
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Hello, darling.
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Throw in a million for me. I call.
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You're in.
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-What do you got?
-A pair of threes. What about you?
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I was bluffing.
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Honey, we just made $15 million.
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Well, these groceries
cost $17 million.
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Easy come, easy go.
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Darrin, would you please take
these into the kitchen for me?
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Sure. If you can't wait, deal me out.
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We'll wait. Got nothing else to do.
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-How about some sandwiches, honey?
-Hold it, smiley.
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-Yeah?
-I'm very glad to have you home, but--
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Why, thank you, sweetheart.
Sandwiches?
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All right, would you mind
telling me what's going on?
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What are Larry and the milkman
and the TV man doing here?
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Well, you know how I decided
not to go to work today?
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-The idea kind of caught on.
-That's strange.
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-Not at all.
-Now, darling, you know I have...
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...a meeting this afternoon,
so I'll need the living room.
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-Oh, that's right.
-Would you mind telling them?
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-I will right now.
-Thank you.
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We'll move the game out to the patio.
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Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
I'm Sarah Albright.
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And this is Mary Wheeler.
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Oh, do come in, and please,
call me Samantha.
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Thank you.
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Oh, what a lovely home you have.
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Oh, that's my husband.
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He took the day off.
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Oh, how nice that he can do that.
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Oh, you have the table
all set up for us. Good.
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-We can get right down to work.
-I can't tell you how much...
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-...I've been looking forward to this.
-Once you get involved...
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...Lucille Dumont will see that you're
kept very busy with committee work.
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I like the feeling of being useful.
After all, our little daughter...
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...will be using that playground
equipment someday.
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Hey, Sam, Darrin says
we need more sandwiches.
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Oh, hi, there, ladies.
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Tell Mr. Stephens that
I'm very busy at the moment.
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Right.
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Isn't that our milkman?
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I was wondering what
happened to him this morning.
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He's some sort of self-made
philosopher...
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...and he and my husband
got into a deep discussion.
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And I said to Sgt. McGreevy:
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"Goodbye, sarge.
When I get back...
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...I'm gonna tell the keeper
of the gorilla cage to expect you."
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That's funny, I said the same
thing to my sergeant.
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-Really?
-No kidding? That's what I said to mine!
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Isn't that a coincidence?
I said practically the same thing!
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You're putting me on!
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Look. I've got a very short fuse,
and it's burning!
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-But Mr. Parkinson--
-I'm a very busy man, and my time...
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...is worth money. I'm sending them
a bill for the half-hour I've waited.
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And in another five minutes,
I go on double time!
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I'll try to reach them for you.
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You do that.
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Well, how about a raffle?
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Let's say 50 cents a ticket?
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That means
we'd have to sell 2000 tickets.
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What about 75 cents a ticket?
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That sounds better.
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-Oh, excuse me.
-I'll get it, honey.
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Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
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Let's see.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Miss Stewart.
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Yeah, we're here.
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Mr. Parkinson's there? Well,
I guess never the twain shall meet.
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-It's Parkinson.
-Oh, give him my regards.
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Sure, I'll talk to him.
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Hello, Parky. How are you?
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Larry sends his regards.
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Now, cool it, Parkinson.
Sure we have the layouts.
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-Excuse me.
-They're great!
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Today just isn't the day for a
conference. The moon's out of whack.
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The planets are in
the wrong quarter or something.
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Darrin! Will you please
keep your voice down?
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Oh, sorry, honey. Hey,
Parky, I can't talk to you anymore.
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You're disturbing my wife's
meeting. About those sandwiches--
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-Make them yourself.
-Okay.
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Never mind. On second thought...
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...just stay out of the house,
and stay out of my way.
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00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,215
But, Sam, I can't eat
any more of that popcorn.
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Well, I'm sorry, Larry, but them's
the conditions that prevail.
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Well, I'd be happy to take
the Maple Heights area.
243
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,456
I'm sure I can get
other women to volunteer.
244
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:44,015
That's a large area
to cover, Samantha.
245
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:47,053
Oh, well, it'll give me a chance
to meet some of my neighbours.
246
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,252
It'll give me an opportunity to
see the houses from the inside...
247
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,769
...that I've been admiring
from the outside.
248
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,290
We all like to do that, don't we?
249
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,858
My goodness.
250
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,494
It's usually so quiet around here.
251
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,577
Pardon me.
252
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,973
-Where are they?
-Who?
253
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:15,809
-Those two idiots, Tate and Stephens!
-lf you're referring to my husband...
254
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,899
-...and his associate, they're in back.
-They won't be there long!
255
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,854
-Now, just a minute.
-Don't let me disturb your meeting.
256
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,698
Mr.--!
257
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:30,015
That was Mr. Parkinson.
He's a very important client.
258
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:33,536
Now, look here, Tate! Are you
still in the advertising business...
259
00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:36,538
...or are you starting
a retirement community?
260
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,853
Parkinson, would you mind
turning down your PA system?
261
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,096
My wife's having
a very important meeting.
262
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,610
This is an outrage! You have
a confirmed appointment with me!
263
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,934
Perhaps we should call off the
meeting and have it some other time.
264
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:54,855
No. No, no. I'm sorry.
Please, let's go on.
265
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,649
I chose your agency because I thought
you were responsible people!
266
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,135
I set aside the whole day for you!
267
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:06,209
Well, you're through representing
Randolph Parkinson, Jr., as of now!
268
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:13,009
Thanks. Thanks for the lovely lunch.
269
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:19,135
Instead of having just a routine
printing job done on the tickets...
270
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:22,013
...I'll ask my husband
to have the advertising agency...
271
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:25,098
...design something different
and arrange for the printing.
272
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,689
Oh, that would be wonderful.
Do you think he'd do it?
273
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,730
I promise you he will.
274
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,176
Honestly.
275
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,972
Now, who is the untidy little
lady who parked her car...
276
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:47,330
...half on and half off the curb?
277
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,215
Do you happen to be the little lady
who likes to live so dangerously?
278
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,418
The gentlemen is in the backyard.
279
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,458
I look forward to meeting him.
280
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,537
Well, go right on through, officer.
281
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,970
Everybody else has.
282
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,373
I may just break down and cry.
283
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,099
And there we were...
284
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,849
...a bunch of Gls, fresh from the
Battle of the Bulge, when we spotted...
285
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:16,053
...this French mademoiselle
washing her clothes down by the river.
286
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,449
Who owns the sedan parked out front?
287
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,372
I do, officer.
288
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,811
Thanks.
289
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,329
Here. Take care of this, will you?
290
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,770
Client relations is your department,
Darrin.
291
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,772
Right.
292
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,295
Happy New Year!
293
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:42,418
Just what do you think you're doing?
294
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,979
I think you're all crazy.
295
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,377
He thinks we're crazy?
296
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,219
Deal me in.
297
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,575
Deal him in!
Deal the man in!
298
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,489
This is really going to be quite a job.
299
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,335
Well, this is too much.
300
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,772
Now, look here--!
301
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:19,179
Oh, Mrs. Dumont.
302
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:22,099
-We were hoping you'd come.
-Thank you.
303
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,736
Well, ladies,
how are we coming along?
304
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,534
Well, we've come to a--
305
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,818
Good gracious!
306
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,938
-Hey, there's a chicken in here.
-ls it dead?
307
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:40,059
-Hey, you got any bologna?
-Excuse me.
308
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,809
-What in the world?
-Where's the bread?
309
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,932
-Hey, you're all out of milk.
-I got a truck full of it.
310
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:48,256
-Oh, hi.
-Hi.
311
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,055
-Hi, sweetheart.
-Hi, honey.
312
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,012
You want a sandwich, Sam?
313
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,211
How about that?
314
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:58,173
-What?
-You've got to get rid of all these men.
315
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,092
They're just enjoying themselves...
316
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,019
-...forgetting their troubles.
-Do they have to forget here?
317
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:06,576
-They're ruining my meeting.
-I'm sorry, honey. I really am.
318
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,850
We appreciated the popcorn,
but we're hungry.
319
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,018
-We're growing boys!
-Popcorn? I didn't buy any popcorn.
320
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,051
Right there in the big bowl.
321
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:17,809
-Popcorn.
-Fellas, we owe the ladies an apology.
322
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,817
We've been ruining their meeting.
323
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,409
Well, let's all go in there and apologize.
324
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,091
We'll go out
and apologize, sweetheart.
325
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,528
-After you.
-Thank you.
326
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:30,133
Oh, Darrin. Darrin!
327
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,698
Mother.
328
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,899
I know you're here somewhere.
329
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:40,491
Mother, you take the spell
off that popcorn!
330
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,698
Mother!
331
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:52,569
You need $1000 and you're gonna
bother people with 75-cent tickets?
332
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:56,375
-That's ridiculous!
-That's the way we've always done it.
333
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,616
Well, forget it.
We'll get you the money, huh?
334
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:01,573
-Right.
-Ladies, I think it's time we left.
335
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:04,374
No, you sit right down, and
we'll show you how it's done.
336
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,298
Yes, yes, yes.
337
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,775
For a charming woman
like you, madam...
338
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,572
...the world!
339
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,214
All right, men.
Line up by the phone.
340
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,819
-Here we go.
-Let's go, Larry.
341
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:18,217
Speaking for myself,
this is just a waste of time.
342
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:22,254
Maybe we should reconsider
the composition of this committee.
343
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:26,248
-Popcorn, ladies, please?
-Thank you.
344
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,371
-How nice.
-Thank you.
345
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,655
Hello, Joe? Randolph Parkinson.
346
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:34,897
Some ladies are raising money
for playground equipment in the park.
347
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:39,173
I got you down for $100. Good!
348
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,853
Good!
349
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:45,658
Look, I've seen you spend more
at the country club bar in an afternoon.
350
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,329
Fifty dollars you're down for. Oh...
351
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,850
...Iisten, and put the bite
on Les, Jimmy and Al.
352
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,571
Stop crying, Jerry.
You live in the community, don't you?
353
00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:01,250
And you've got a kid. Loosen up.
You can't take it with you.
354
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,731
Scratch my back, and I'll scratch
yours, Mr. Waggoner.
355
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:09,090
Send in that donation to the ladies...
356
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,655
...and I'll double
my cottage cheese quota.
357
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,612
Fair?
358
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,495
Isn't he cute?
359
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:22,409
The playground's in this precinct,
and it'll keep kids off the street.
360
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,333
Well, that's very generous
of you, Mr. Andrews.
361
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,212
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
362
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,851
-We made it. Come on, men.
-Oh, boy!
363
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:36,814
There you are, ladies. You'll have
over $1500 sometime tomorrow.
364
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,056
-You're oversubscribed.
-That's wonderful!
365
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,570
-We're so grateful.
-I must say I've enjoyed sitting here...
366
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:45,089
...eating this marvellous popcorn.
367
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,337
But I'm kind of sorry we shan't
need our committee anymore.
368
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,815
So am l. Thank you very much.
369
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,419
Not at all, not at all.
370
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,657
Well, ladies, would you like
some cottage cheese?
371
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,609
Chocolate milk for you.
Fresh milk for you.
372
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,618
-And non-fat.
-Non-fat. And cottage cheese for you.
373
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:08,013
All right, Mother. Come out,
come out, wherever you are.
374
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,619
You called me, dear?
375
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,970
All right, you've had
your jollies for the day.
376
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,978
You've had your laugh.
Now, please, take that spell off.
377
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,933
Anything to please my little love.
378
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,854
-Women and children first.
-Good.
379
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,216
We'll have a party!
380
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,890
I'm half an hour late
for my next meeting.
381
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:29,012
-Oh, I have a roast in the oven!
-I have to pick up Bobby.
382
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,251
Wait, where are you going?
383
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,492
-Goodbye, Samantha.
-Bye-bye.
384
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,290
Tate. Tate!
385
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,333
Now, where are my layouts?
Fun's fun and all that...
386
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,737
-...but business is business!
-Right, right. You're perfectly right.
387
00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:54,615
-Darrin, you should be at the office.
-I'm on my way. Will you please...
388
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:57,334
-...get your truck out of my driveway?
-Yes, sir. Hey.
389
00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:00,532
Would you please buy a couple quarts
of cottage cheese from me?
390
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:03,618
Stop bugging me! I got
a million calls! I can't finish lunch!
391
00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:06,573
-Out of my way--
-Just a moment!
392
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,938
Little souvenir for you.
393
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,290
Oh, thanks. Here.
394
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:16,015
-Darrin, you're client relations.
-Fine, Lar.
395
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,008
Bye, honey.
396
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:28,010
It was a very relaxing morning.
I'll do this more often.
397
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,610
I hope not.
398
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,656
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