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[producer's voice]... five:
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Intro interview take one.
[slate marker closing]
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[producer's voice] Will
you try to break your
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family down for us? And
then go ahead and do that.
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- Yeah.
- [producer's voice] That'd be great.
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Both of our parents have been
married four, five times each.
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We've had a lot of step-siblings.
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We sort of like get a new
family every couple of years,
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it's really fun.
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It's like Christmas.
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Really... yeah.
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It's like Christmas
with new... with people.
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Yeah.
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So, we've got...
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- Amanda.
- Jessica.
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- Gwen.
- Alissa.
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- Gwyneth.
- Oh!
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Gwen and Gwyneth!
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That was always very
confusing. That was crazy.
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- Ashley.
- Robert.
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- Kristen.
- Jordan.
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- Jason.
- Kobe.
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- Dennis.
- Lamar.
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- Allison.
- Magic.
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- Okay, now you're just naming Lakers.
- [laughing]
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[crew laughing]
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Whoa, why are you like cutting me off Red?
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Oh, I know 'cause you're 107.
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[phone rings]
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It's Barbara.
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[speaker phone] Hello, it's
Barbara from your dad's office.
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Barbara!
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Hi, Barbara.
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Okay, so listen, your dad reached out
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and apparently Genevieve
and Hannah are in town.
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[mouthing silently] Genevieve...
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[speaker phone] He'd really appreciate it,
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if you guys would meet them for lunch.
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No problem.
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First question, who's Genevieve and Hannah?
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[speaker phone] I'm talking
about your step-sisters
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Genevieve and Hannah.
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Oohhh!!
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Oohhh!!
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Genevieve and Hannah!
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Well, they're not really our step-sisters.
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Our dad was married for maybe...
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Nine months?
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Something like that?
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I'm still trying to keep track of Erin.
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Let alone the randoms from you know...
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my dad's one night stand.
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Why look at the past when you can
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just move forward in the
direction you're going.
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Can you ask him that?
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[speaker phone] ... Yeah,
how's Wednesday at noon?
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Yeah that works.
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[sighs]
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Uh, Sara?
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What?
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Hey!
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So nice to see you!
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It's been so long!
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How are you?
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The one thing we can definitely count on
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with our dad is that he's always going
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to marry a beautiful woman.
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You know, he picks the hotties.
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And the bummer about him
marrying beautiful women
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is that that beautiful woman usually
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has really beautiful children.
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Yeah, we don't need
this kind of competition.
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It's so annoying.
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[slight foreign accent]
Is that your appetizer?
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Or... ?
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Nope.
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It's my full meal.
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And I'm sure you guys know,
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it's like fightin' the bulge every day.
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I feel like I have to eat
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more because it's really hard to like,
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look curvy, you know?
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It's so hard to get those curves.
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Sorry.
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I feel like there's sort
of an elephant in the room.
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Why are you speaking with an accent?
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I didn't even know I had an accent.
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Oh my God.
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It must be from like, all the traveling.
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Traveling.
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I feel like sometimes when I'm
in Silver Lake all the time,
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I start like, speaking like a
Hipster, you know what I mean?
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Is that what you mean?
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Like that?
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Ha.
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I mean... sort of.
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You guys travel a lot?
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Yeah, I mean Maldives one day,
Bora Bora the next, you know.
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We just went to Europe for
the latest swimsuit issue.
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You're modeling?
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Yeah, lingerie and swimsuits.
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Like catalogs... or?
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Mostly campaigns and stuff like that
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really appeals to my followers.
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What, you're like, like a-cult?
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What are you talking about?
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[laughing]
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You know like Twitter!
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Wait, do you guys have a Twitter?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh my gosh, I need to follow you.
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Oh yeah, follow us.
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So how many followers do you have?
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I love to ask that.
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I'm almost at a million.
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I'm super excited about it-
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[softly] That's a lot.
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I mean I've got the coolest idea,
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I'm gonna be like,
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'I'm at a million followers!
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Thank you, love you all!'
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Oh my gosh, that is so clever.
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Yeah.
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So what do you do?
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What's your like, what's your Twitter vibe?
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You just kind of like
take a picture of yourself
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and hashtag something sweet
like grateful or blessed.
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Okay, so what ... what is hashtagging?
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Yeah, great question.
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You know, it's that like cute little like
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tic-tac-toe
thing.
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The pound.
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That's it.
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Yeah, it comes with your phone.
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Maybe they invented it
before they invented Twitter?
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I-maybe?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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The hashtag.
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Okay, so you would say... to so many
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followers that the key is
really the blessed hashtag,
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that I should hashtag positive things.
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Yes!
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Definitely.
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Yeah and the places.
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The places you go is really important.
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Twitter is everything these days.
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Twitter is everything!
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It's like... everything.
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I can't stand how the system works now.
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Now you can have like, you
know, some butt implants
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and have a little
Instagram account and bam!
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You're famous.
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It's just not fair.
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Don't you guys get such
a secure vibe from her?
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[producer's voice] Why don't
you have Hannah and Genevieve
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just tag you in something?
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That's... no.
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That's so not... no,
I don't need to do that.
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My point is I haven't felt the need to be
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one of those girls to be like
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[mocking] 'Urg, look at
my boobs, look at my butt.'
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And I've always been above it.
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I'm still above it, but I'm
gonna start doing it more.
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Mm.
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[mocking] Oh, I'm Genevieve
and I'm so famous 'cause
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I kiss ass on Twitter.
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Okay.
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Blessed I can do that.
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All right.
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So... [laughs] hashtag...
wait where is the hashtag?
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Okay, how do you do this?
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Hashtag blessed, Malibu,
grateful, hashtag SoHappyToBeAlive
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Boom.
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That felt good.
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I feel so young!
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[phone vibrates]
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Ooh.
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[phone vibrates]
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Oh my God, this is working!
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Abbey, where are you?
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I'm getting like 500 re-tweets!
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[phone vibrates]
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Abbey?
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Oh my God!
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What did you do, Sara?
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Why have you not had me tweeting earlier?
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Did you watch the news today?
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What? No, I don't watch the
news, it's so depressing.
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Earlier today a bus full of kids on
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their way to surf camp drove off a cliff.
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In Malibu.
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That's awful.
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Why is that my problem?
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There were no survivors.
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Your tweet makes it sound like you're
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happy about the accident.
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No it doesn't.
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Uuhh..mm-kay.
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You just tweeted,
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'Amazingly perfect day in Malibu, ' hashtag
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blah blah blah...
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Because it was!
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Happy to be alive!
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Oh my God, Sara?
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Ugh.
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I'm gonna have stress poops.
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It was a great day!
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We went to Tony's.
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Okay, but you probably
should have just said,
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'Went to Tony's!
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Hashtag 'Yum' or something.
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Let me see.
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[phone vibrates]
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Let me see.
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Okay.
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They are... really mean.
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Yeah.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, Abbey stop.
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'You're an insensitive bitch.'
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That's not...
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Nice.
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True.
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You insensitive
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[silently] Wow.
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You insensitive bitch
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How can you say these
things on social media?
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[phone vibrates]
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I mean, you can say whatever you want...
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it's like, free country.
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Okay, delete all of the awful
things they're saying about me.
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Go on all of the...
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I can't delete that, you can't
delete other people's tweets.
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Of course you can delete it.
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The garbage can is the delete.
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Yeah, not in Twitter world.
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Um, these are going to be there forever.
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[phone vibrates]
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What are you doing and
why are you ignoring me?
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No, I'm sorry I'm just...
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I've been on Instagram for like an hour.
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It's like Mo's killing it.
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He's got like a stand-up special,
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he's hosting a show,
he's got like a million
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things going on and it just
kills me because you know,
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when we were together he
had [whispers] nothing.
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Mo Mandel and I dated
a couple of years ago.
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I was Mo's starter girlfriend,
when I was dating Mo,
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he slept on an air mattress.
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Do you know how uncomfortable it
is to sleep on an air mattress?
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Do you?
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No.
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While you're having sex,
you're constantly just
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waiting for the air in
the mattress to run out.
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And then you hit floor
and you go, 'It's out.'
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And then you blow it up again.
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It's just like, 'vvvvvvvvvv,
' the whole time I'm just
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looking at him going,
'I wish you did better, '
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'vvvvvvvvvvvv, '
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'This is my life, really?'
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'vvvvvvvvv'.
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Okay, I love you, but it's killing you
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because he's blowing
up and I gotta be honest
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it makes you look like a gold digger
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and you're not a gold digger.
269
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You like-you love guys without money.
270
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It's just that he was, you know,
271
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not in a good place when we were together,
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now he's like doing very
well and clearly happy.
273
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It's re-igniting these like feelings
274
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that I've had for him so-
275
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Yeah.
276
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I actually don't judge.
277
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Mm-hm.
278
00:08:20,265 --> 00:08:21,500
I really, I really don't judge you at all.
279
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He's gonna be performing at
The Improv tomorrow night.
280
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I'm gonna go, you know and like,
281
00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,674
I feel like once we stand
in front of each other.
282
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Oh, he'll be like, 'Oh,
you look so amazing, '
283
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Yeah, the chemistry will be there.
284
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'Come on the road with me.'
285
00:08:32,878 --> 00:08:33,445
Yes!
286
00:08:33,612 --> 00:08:34,380
Oh wait, practice.
287
00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,247
Practice like running into him.
288
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Okay.
289
00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:41,153
So it's like this, it's like: Wait. Wait.
290
00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:42,254
Mo??
291
00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:43,354
Erin?
292
00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,390
Oh my God, what are you doing here?
293
00:08:44,556 --> 00:08:45,557
I don't know but you look great?
294
00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:46,825
I do?
295
00:08:46,925 --> 00:08:48,761
Oh my God, I'm like, what?
296
00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,562
What are you doing here?
297
00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:51,716
Uh, what are you doing here?
298
00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:52,564
I'm performing here.
299
00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,566
You're performing here??
300
00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,168
Wait, Mo, that's so exciting.
301
00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:56,869
Yeah.
302
00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,270
I'm so proud of you.
303
00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,605
I don't... [quietly] I
don't believe you at all.
304
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:00,072
No, no.
305
00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,172
Okay.
306
00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:01,940
You're being... it feels like it's so.
307
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,709
What-do you believe me now?
308
00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:07,912
Yes.
309
00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:08,480
That works.
310
00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:09,214
Okay.
311
00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:09,681
That's all I'm gonna do.
312
00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:10,449
Yeah.
313
00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:11,050
Thanks.
314
00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:11,784
[high five clap]
315
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:12,651
I think we're done here.
316
00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:13,751
Cheers.
317
00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:18,090
[speaker phone] Are you high?
318
00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,826
You understand you're
supposed to be famous first
319
00:09:20,926 --> 00:09:22,428
and then have a scandal?
320
00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:23,594
Not the other way around?
321
00:09:27,899 --> 00:09:32,070
Okay, I'm sorry, this is
getting so beyond out of hand.
322
00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:32,770
I don't even understand-
323
00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:33,505
Your Twitter thing?
324
00:09:33,605 --> 00:09:34,605
Yes, my Twitter thing.
325
00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:35,639
You need to say sorry.
326
00:09:35,707 --> 00:09:36,707
O-I'm sorry!
327
00:09:36,774 --> 00:09:38,676
Okay, well maybe don't say sorry to me,
328
00:09:38,776 --> 00:09:41,179
just say sorry to them, on Twitter.
329
00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:44,349
In this town, everybody
likes to jump on bandwagons.
330
00:09:44,449 --> 00:09:45,750
You know one person says like,
331
00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,619
'Oh, did you see what Sara Foster tweeted?'
332
00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:49,554
and everybody jumps on board.
333
00:09:49,654 --> 00:09:50,889
It's like get a job.
334
00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:54,659
Get a job, get a hobby, get
off my ass, get off my
335
00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:55,759
Leave me alone.
336
00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:56,828
Um, hold on one second.
337
00:09:56,928 --> 00:09:57,929
[whispering] Remember how you said you
338
00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,629
were going to take responsibility for it?
339
00:10:00,465 --> 00:10:01,785
Okay, let me try it one more time.
340
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,234
[slate marker closing]
341
00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:04,402
It wasn't a big deal.
342
00:10:04,502 --> 00:10:06,171
Okay, will you guys just
let me answer for her?
343
00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:08,139
You're doing really
good, just let me answer.
344
00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:09,641
Sara was a little confused,
345
00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:11,276
she wrote something that she did not mean.
346
00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:14,612
She had no idea the accident
happened, she's horrified.
347
00:10:14,712 --> 00:10:16,114
Say that you agree.
348
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:17,115
All the proceeds from this conversa...
349
00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:17,816
Sara just say that you agree!
350
00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:18,683
Just say you agree!!
351
00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:20,118
Tion will go to the Red Cross.
352
00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:22,187
It's not going to the Red Cross, Sara.
353
00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,688
Just say you agree with what I said.
354
00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:25,857
UNICEF.
355
00:10:26,825 --> 00:10:28,860
The things people are saying to me.
356
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,761
[quietly] Ow.
357
00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:31,596
It says I'm worse than Hitler.
358
00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:32,797
Well...
359
00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:33,898
Okay, so I'm just going
to call my publicist.
360
00:10:33,998 --> 00:10:35,318
You could pay me to tell you this,
361
00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:35,867
but I think she's gonna say,
362
00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:36,701
'Stop tweeting.'
363
00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:37,469
[exhales]
364
00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:38,336
Erin.
365
00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:38,803
Sorry.
366
00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:39,370
I can't.
367
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,338
Okay, sorry.
368
00:10:40,438 --> 00:10:41,706
Uh, hello?
369
00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:42,607
[speaker phone] Yeah.
370
00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:43,775
Hey, girl.
371
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,770
[speaker phone] Are you high?
372
00:10:47,712 --> 00:10:48,780
Tell her you're not high.
373
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,148
[speaker phone] What were you thinking?
374
00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:51,249
You understand you're supposed to
375
00:10:51,349 --> 00:10:53,885
be famous first and then have a scandal.
376
00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:55,620
Not the other way around.
377
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:56,454
She's not wrong.
378
00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:58,523
Isn't all press good press?
379
00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:01,726
Let's turn these lemons into lemonade.
380
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:02,627
[speaker phone] What?
381
00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:03,361
[high five clap]
382
00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:04,329
[speaker phone] Okay.
383
00:11:04,429 --> 00:11:05,730
I'm trying to take a deep breath.
384
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:09,234
Do you-do you have the authority
to remove things off Google?
385
00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:11,236
[speaker phone] What are you talking about?
386
00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:13,204
The only thing I can think of right now,
387
00:11:13,304 --> 00:11:15,840
I'm gonna pull in a favor,
do you know Amanda De Cadenet.
388
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,175
Of course.
389
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,844
[speaker phone] I'm gonna
see if she will do me a solid
390
00:11:19,944 --> 00:11:21,579
and interview you on air.
391
00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:23,348
Erin, don't let her do anything!
392
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,682
Not even text!
393
00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:26,317
I'll make Amanda De Cadenet happen.
394
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,386
Stay off Twitter!
395
00:11:28,486 --> 00:11:30,288
Gotta go, Kate Hudson's calling.
396
00:11:30,388 --> 00:11:31,456
Bye!
397
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,526
I feel like that was all positive.
398
00:11:35,693 --> 00:11:38,963
Amanda De Cadenet is the go to
girl for celebrities right now
399
00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:42,534
and I felt that that was
the right person to go to.
400
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,770
To you know, get my
exposure and also apologize.
401
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:46,704
Everbody wins.
402
00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:47,705
Everbody wins.
403
00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,340
Not the kids, but everybody else.
404
00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:56,614
Sara, I'm pleased that this worked out
405
00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:58,483
today I always like the opportunity
406
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,218
for someone to set their story straight,
407
00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,886
and especially when I
heard what has happened.
408
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:02,993
I know.
409
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,957
It's so horrible.
410
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,325
I think we should get started.
411
00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:07,892
Let's do it.
412
00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:08,993
Let's do it.
413
00:12:09,093 --> 00:12:10,295
All right, so for our listeners at home,
414
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:11,930
this is The Conversation podcast we
415
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,631
are here today with former actress,
416
00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:17,469
Sara Foster, who is at the
middle of a huge controversy
417
00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:25,569
after tweeting hashtag Malibu Best Day
Ever, hashtag HappyToBeAlive
418
00:12:25,594 --> 00:12:30,882
hashtag Blessed. This, moments after the
horrendous Malibu bus crash
419
00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:33,585
which killed all of the children on board.
420
00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:35,553
Sara, would you like to let us know what
421
00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:37,956
was going through your
mind when you posted that?
422
00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:41,559
Well I'm really the
victim of bad timing here.
423
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:41,993
It is-
424
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:42,927
I'm-
425
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:44,227
Excuse me, you 're the victim?
426
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,499
Yes, there are other victims for sure
427
00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,934
I'm just saying I'm the
victim of bad timing.
428
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:54,939
Because I was having a good day,
separately that bus, you know,
429
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:57,609
went off the mountain... R.I.P.
430
00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:00,345
Just terrible.
431
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:02,714
Well, I'm sure you have a lot of animosity
432
00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:05,416
coming towards you right
now from specifically women
433
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,319
and mothers on Twitter
who are really up in arms.
434
00:13:08,419 --> 00:13:10,299
I mean you're a mother,
and you have a daughter.
435
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:12,700
Well, I'm an actress first and foremost.
436
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:17,362
All I'm, all I'm meaning
to articulate here is that,
437
00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:18,530
that wasn't my fault.
438
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:22,734
I didn't... you know,
drive them off the bus,
439
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,968
drive them off the cliff.
440
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,837
Okay, um.
441
00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:27,071
You...
442
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,006
Look, someone really
needs to give you some kind
443
00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:31,075
of media training or something.
444
00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:32,577
I've been told that before, yeah.
445
00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:42,447
Mo?
446
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,556
Surprise!
447
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:45,690
Hey.
448
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:48,426
When I broke up with
Mo, he was... devastated.
449
00:13:48,526 --> 00:13:50,395
I think the timing was
just always off for Mo
450
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,497
and I and now the timing feels right.
451
00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,067
I'm excited to watch, I'm also
excited for you to move out.
452
00:13:59,103 --> 00:13:59,971
Whoa.
453
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:01,606
Oh my God, it's so good to see you.
454
00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:02,106
Erin.
455
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:03,942
Yeah.
456
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,577
This is crazy.
457
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,377
[applause]
458
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,478
Aaahhhh!!!
459
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,715
Erin's sister is hot as
Though, I'll tell you that.
460
00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:14,619
Mo?
461
00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:15,086
Erin.
462
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:16,454
Yeah.
463
00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:16,888
How are you?
464
00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:17,455
Hey!
465
00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:18,656
Oh my God.
466
00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:19,756
It's so good to see you.
467
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:20,558
Crazy.
468
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:21,993
When did you get back in town?
469
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:22,961
No, I've always lived here.
470
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:23,761
Yeah.
471
00:14:23,861 --> 00:14:25,163
I didn't even go anywhere.
472
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:26,631
So wait, I literally have not
seen you in like five years.
473
00:14:26,731 --> 00:14:28,766
Yeah, no I think two years it's been.
474
00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:30,435
I think that Seth MacFarlane party?
475
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,636
I think I saw you there.
476
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:32,403
Huh.
477
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:33,004
You said, 'Hi' I think.
478
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:34,104
I don't know.
479
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:34,973
Sounds like something I would say.
480
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:35,707
Yeah.
481
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:36,807
I love your hair though.
482
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,610
I am blonder, thank you for noticing.
483
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,411
Yeah, you look like your sister, it's cool.
484
00:14:40,511 --> 00:14:41,546
Oh.
485
00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:43,915
Well, I mean I was
blonde before she was so.
486
00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:45,516
'Cause you're older?
487
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:46,818
No, I'm her younger sister.
488
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:47,918
So you're in town?
489
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:49,287
What was it?
490
00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:51,389
You were like living on Ben's
couch the last time we hung out.
491
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,223
You know what's so funny?
492
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:53,591
I used to sleep on his couch
493
00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:55,393
and like after everything that's happened,
494
00:14:55,493 --> 00:14:56,594
he's in my boathouse.
495
00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:57,562
Come on.
496
00:14:57,662 --> 00:14:58,662
No, it's so weird.
497
00:14:58,663 --> 00:14:59,663
You have a boathouse?
498
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:00,899
It's so weird, I don't even have a boat,
499
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:03,968
well I mean I have...
they're called "watercrafts."
500
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:04,869
Look at you.
501
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:06,004
Do I look too skinny?
502
00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:07,372
I feel like I've lost so much weight.
503
00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:07,872
No.
504
00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:08,573
You sure?
505
00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:09,007
Definitely not.
506
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:09,707
No.
507
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:10,807
You look, like buff.
508
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:11,609
All right.
509
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:12,936
We get older, we get skinnier.
510
00:15:12,944 --> 00:15:15,546
Anyway, it's been so... good.
511
00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:16,647
Bahh!!
512
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:17,582
Okay, so like you have the same number?
513
00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:18,917
I gotta pop up there-yeah, no.
514
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:20,518
Well, no I don't but um-
515
00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:20,985
[knock on door]
516
00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:21,619
We good?
517
00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:22,954
All right.
518
00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:24,789
I gotta hit the stage.
519
00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,357
Well, we should hang out.
520
00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:27,537
Let's get um, I don't know-
521
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:28,593
No, totally.
522
00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:29,794
Coffee, drink or whatever, like, dinner.
523
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:31,496
Like my Facebook page.
524
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:32,596
Mm-hm.
525
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,366
Then, you can write me messages.
526
00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:37,435
It's awesome that you came
by though, thank you so much.
527
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:38,836
No, it was great seeing you.
528
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,839
[hitting door]
529
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,441
This door's weird.
530
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:44,375
[hits door]
531
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:45,795
Is there another exit out of here?
532
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:46,810
Thank you.
533
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:51,583
[crowd cheering]
534
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,985
It is good to be back!
535
00:15:54,085 --> 00:15:55,653
Lost a lot of weight!
536
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:56,854
Lost a lot of skin.
537
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,189
[applause]
538
00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:04,696
I lost 115 pounds, her name
was Erin and she's actually-
539
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:05,430
[laughter]
540
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,631
she's actually 140,
541
00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:08,466
but she would never, well 50,
542
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:09,834
she would never admit it to herself.
543
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:10,501
Whatever dude.
544
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,803
It's-girls, man.
545
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,771
I don't even, you know, okay.
546
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:15,173
Is this too personal?
547
00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:19,510
Erin, she farted in her sleep
one time and woke herself up.
548
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:20,845
[laughter]
549
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:23,781
Woke herself up, just-wwaahhhh!!
550
00:16:23,848 --> 00:16:25,016
What was that??
551
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,784
Uh, I think it was the
sound of me loving you less.
552
00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:28,786
[applause, laughter]
553
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,154
Mandel.
554
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,523
You don't gotta be great in bed,
but like literally with Erin,
555
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,525
I was checking a pulse.
556
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:35,626
You know what I mean?
557
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:39,030
It wasn't even 69,
it was 60, 9-1-1,
558
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:39,964
'Are you dead, bitch?
559
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:40,899
Are you dead?
560
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:41,833
Are you dead, bitch?'
561
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,668
[laughter]
562
00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:45,136
Mandel.
563
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:46,504
Yeah man, it was crazy man.
564
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,873
Erin's sister is hot as
Though, I'll tell you that.
565
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,809
Erin sister's so hot, I'm
talking just like, biggity bam!
566
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,144
You know, it's just like biggity, bam!
567
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:55,813
You got that ass and it's right here, bam!!
568
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,048
You know what I'm saying, Mandel!
569
00:16:57,148 --> 00:17:00,552
[applause]
570
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:03,521
If I think of my life as like
what does the book look like?
571
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,924
You have so much struggle.
572
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,825
And you just get kicked and
kicked and kicked and kicked
573
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,093
and then all of the sudden a prince
574
00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:11,029
comes along and then you know.
575
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:14,165
you, Mo.
576
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:15,265
Can I take a break?
577
00:17:24,776 --> 00:17:27,078
You guys, thank you so much for meeting me.
578
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:30,882
Have I told you how much I love you?
579
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:34,118
Last time we saw each other,
it was like this bad day for me
580
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:38,690
and I unfortunately got
myself in a little predicament.
581
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,492
I took your guys'
guidance with the tweeting,
582
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,795
I took it a little too far and because
583
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,964
you have millions of
people that follow you,
584
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,199
I would love for those followers to
585
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:50,635
now know that I am a nice person.
586
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,504
Does this make sense?
587
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,605
Uhh...
588
00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:04,114
I'm gonna need you to post something.
589
00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:07,434
What do you... what do
you mean post something?
590
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,002
We already posted today.
591
00:18:09,102 --> 00:18:10,671
Yeah, like, I mean...
592
00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:11,738
What do you mean you already posted today?
593
00:18:11,838 --> 00:18:13,740
It kinda doesn't work that way.
594
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,840
All right...
595
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:15,642
Like it's gotta be organic, you know?
596
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:16,777
All right, great.
597
00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:17,911
Okay, that's cute, I totally respect that,
598
00:18:18,011 --> 00:18:21,581
but um, get out your phones?
599
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:22,983
Okay, we're going to be
doing a lot of hashtags-
600
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,918
Okay, but if I'm gonna do this-
601
00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:26,053
Yeah, what do you want?
602
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:27,153
Implants?
603
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:27,721
Nose job?
604
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:28,355
Car?
605
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,089
What do you want?
606
00:18:29,189 --> 00:18:30,189
I'll lend you the money.
607
00:18:30,257 --> 00:18:31,737
What about like quality time together?
608
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:33,961
You know...
609
00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:35,195
[silently] That's sweet.
610
00:18:35,295 --> 00:18:37,664
Maybe it'd be nice if we
spent just like girl time?
611
00:18:37,764 --> 00:18:39,766
All you want to do is
spend quality time with me?
612
00:18:39,866 --> 00:18:40,467
That's all you want?
613
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,068
Yeah.
614
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:41,802
Yeah, totally.
615
00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:42,469
That would be amazing.
616
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:43,203
I would love that.
617
00:18:43,303 --> 00:18:44,004
And like go see a movie.
618
00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:45,606
Go to the beach.
619
00:18:45,706 --> 00:18:47,107
[quietly] Girl time.
620
00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:47,741
Okay.
621
00:18:47,841 --> 00:18:49,076
That, I can do.
622
00:19:10,063 --> 00:19:11,031
Do they know how to just walk without
623
00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:13,000
bouncing or is it just always a bounce?
624
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,501
I woke up in a great mood today...
625
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:15,235
And now you've...
626
00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:16,036
And now I want to die.
627
00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:16,770
Rock bottom.
628
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:17,971
Like, what is that skin?
629
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,574
Like kill me now, like...
get sunburned already.
630
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:22,509
Oh yeah, wow.
631
00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:23,143
Very risqu�.
632
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:24,411
Love the stars!
633
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,581
On the plus side, my social
media game is bangin'.
634
00:19:27,681 --> 00:19:29,049
In the last like five hours,
635
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:30,584
I've gotten thousands of followers.
636
00:19:30,684 --> 00:19:31,852
Well, that's pretty cool
they did that for you.
637
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:36,223
They want to see ass, tits,
celebs, lips, it's sick.
638
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:36,957
And I love it.
639
00:19:37,057 --> 00:19:37,658
Yeah, I do too.
640
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:38,225
Game on.
641
00:19:38,325 --> 00:19:39,526
Okay.
642
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,228
Oh my God, you're stretching?
643
00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,896
It's four in the afternoon!
644
00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:44,197
They're sweet.
645
00:19:44,298 --> 00:19:45,578
They're whores but they're sweet.
646
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:46,667
True.
647
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,969
Hashtag blessed
648
00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:56,608
You guys want to try one where Sara's
wearing the banana suit and I'm in the bikini?
649
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:57,708
[laughing]
650
00:19:57,992 --> 00:20:00,161
We're going out today. I think
we're gonna, 'have the talk.'
651
00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:02,197
- Jensen.
- Yeah.
652
00:20:02,297 --> 00:20:03,631
I want to put it out there
that this is like a real thing.
653
00:20:03,731 --> 00:20:04,999
Erin Foster's your sister.
654
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,935
Is she still dating ladies?
655
00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:09,204
When great opportunities
present themselves,
656
00:20:09,304 --> 00:20:11,639
you have to just like
grab them by the horns.
657
00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:14,008
You were the happiest
when you were a lesbian!
658
00:20:14,032 --> 00:20:16,032
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