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FUCHS: Gott im Himmel!
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I knew it, those damn
cannibals have taken Schmidt.
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See?
Look there: a blood trail.
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- Das ist Blut.
- Armer Schmidt.
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So let's follow it
und kill those savages.
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Are you quite insane?!
There could be scores of them!
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- Hundreds, even.
- Yeah, with sticks and stones.
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Ja, and maybe poison arrows.
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- Schweinhunden.
- Mein Gott.
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We need reinforcements.
Schneider!
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Luckily, there is a Kriegsmarine
transport nearby, heading for Nauru.
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Hello? Hello?!
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Agent Fuchs Der Abwehr hier.
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Ich muss mit deinem
Kapit?n sprechen.
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With a bit of luck,
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soon, we will have a platoon
of marine Sturmtruppen.
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[chuckles]
[Pam gasps]
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- Sturmtruppen?
- Damn it.
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- Wait, what are Sturmtruppen?
- It means "storm troopers."
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- Ah, crap.
- Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
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Well, it is a cognate.
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- What?
- Cognate.
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Those are words with a common
etymological origin.
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Not the word, Poindexter.
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The fact that there's
a thing called that.
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- Yeah, and how many guys in a platoon?
- Like, 40.
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- Wait, were you in the Army?
- Army Air Corps.
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Hmm. Well,
that doesn't do us much good.
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- Hey, neither does your missing arm.
- Hey.
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But if my almost totally
nonexistent understanding
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- of military history is correct...
- Why would...?
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Noah, shut up...
then I'm pretty sure we can expect
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several waves of attacks,
wherein the attackers
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will steadily increase
in both number and in skill,
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until we face a final,
climactic attack
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by a sort of ?berattacker,
a boss, if you will.
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- Translate that.
- Ah.
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Boroka handiak, boroka boss.
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- Mm.
- Wait, was that it or...?
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- Broad strokes.
- Huh. Well, now tell him we need
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to build a network of defenses
out of whatever's on hand,
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while also training everybody...
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the men, the women,
these nubile teenage girls
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I really hope are at least 18,
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maybe some of the chubbier kids,
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I mean everybody, all
of them... to fight.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Zuri gotiak boroka.
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Boroka dugu. Zenbat ordo?
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Um, uh, so they're eager to fight,
and how much time do we have?
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- Just a couple hours.
- Seriously?
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Yeah. So, obviously,
we're gonna have to montage
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the shit out of this thing.
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Will you tell him
what a montage is?
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Yeah, I don't think
"montage" would translate.
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They-they don't really have
a strong filmic tradition.
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- And whose fault is that, Noah?
- Well, I mean...
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Jesus, you are the [bleep] worst.
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[title music]
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9x07 - Comparative Wickedness of Civilized
and Unenlightened Peoples
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Yeah, so if we had filmed all
that training and preparation
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and then sort of cut it down
to just the good parts
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and set that
to some bouncy music,
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that would've been a montage.
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I honestly wouldn't
even know where to start.
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Try Eisenstein, you asshole.
All right, let's see what we got!
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Kusta dugu!
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ARCHER: Um, okay!
Good job, I guess!
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Ona gudari!
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[grunting]
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ARCHER:
Good-looking tiger trap, ladies!
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- Ona trampak!
- Don't forget to smear
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those stakes with feces!
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Poopoo! Poopoo!
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- Oh, come on.
- What? That's what they call it.
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[grunting]
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ARCHER: Oh, man.
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- Thanks, tribal elders!
- Ona Zahara!
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ARCHER: Uh-oh, what are
Nazi Laurel and Hardy up to?
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[grunting]
Wow.
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- Literally another fine mess.
- Mm, that's not gonna translate.
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[chuckles]
I mean, A: it's sarcasm,
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B: they're not gonna get
the reference, and...
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And C: shut up and...
Oh, my God,
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what's that big, crazy,
man-killing bastard?
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- Let's call it the widow-maker!
- NOAH: Well, that's also not gonna translate.
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ARCHER: Noah,
goddamn it, if you don't...
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Wait, where's my Chub Club?
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[chuckles]
Yeah! There they are!
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Um... that's okay.
Uh, shake it off
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and get some more poison darts
from Pam.
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Pozo Pamu.
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Aw, come on! This bullshit
is boring as balls.
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Huh.
[frog croaks]
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[croaking distorting]
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[chuckles] I wish to amend
my previous statement.
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Okay. All right, all right.
So, um, criticisms.
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I think we maybe could've spent
a little more time
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practicing actual combat and a
little less making the Nazi logs.
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But, overall,
great job, everybody.
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Ona lanara!
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[cheering, laughter]
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Okay, Noah, tell the chief
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the most important thing
to remember is...
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- MALORY: Sterling?
- Wha...?!
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- Mother?!
- What in the hell are you wearing?
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- I-I mean...
- Master Coconut!
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Pam, shut up.
What are you doing here?
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- Well, we came to rescue...
- The sacred idol!
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- What?
- Nuh-uh.
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- Goddamn it!
- [chuckles] We're searching for the sacred idol!
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- What is wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?!
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And who the hell told you about...?
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- Oh, you goddamn blabbermouth bird.
- They already knew about it,
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and they were gonna leave you in the
quicksand while they looked for it.
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- What? - Nuh-uh.
- Damn it, bird.
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Are you... Mother, is that true?
You were just gonna let us die?
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Oh, please. What do you think
we're doing here?
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We came to rescue you from these
bloodthirsty cannibals, which...
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- Oh, yeah, no. They're cool.
- Well...
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Mother, this is the cannibal chief.
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Chief, my lying
and scheming mother.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
So they're not cannibals?
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Oh, no, they're totally
cannibals, but we've temporarily
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teamed up to fight some
Nazi storm troopers.
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- Wait, what?
- Mon Dieu.
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Storm troopers?
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- It's a cognate.
- Noah?
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MUA MUA: [chanting]
Kalua... Kalua... Kalua...
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And what is happening right now?
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- Kalua.
- What is kalua?
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It means... goddess.
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[laughing]
Wow, okay, that's embarrassing.
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Tell them I'm not
an actual goddess,
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but merely
a direct descendant of, um,
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whosits, their god, um,
what's-his-face.
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No, no, no, no,
they-they don't mean you.
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- They mean her.
- Huh? [others exclaim]
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- MALORY: Oh, for the love...
- Kalua... Kalua... Kalua...
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- Wow, that is embarrassing!
- Oh, shut up.
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I'll tell you what's embarrassing,
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is getting slaughtered by
a bunch of Nazi storm troopers.
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So, can we all please focus?
Noah, tell them to focus.
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Uh... [sighs]
Uzuka, bita kuju.
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Bita kuju!
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- Aw.
- Well, on the bright side,
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if you don't get murdered,
maybe you can move here
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and be worshipped as a goddess.
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- What mere mortal dare speak to Kalua?
- Mm, okay.
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FUCHS: Okay!
Listen up!
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These savage cannibals have
murdered and by now, let's be honest,
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probably eaten
one of your Kameraden.
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So we are going to destroy their
village and everyone in it.
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Men, women, and...
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You there!
What are you eating?
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_
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__
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_
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Well, did you bring enough
for everyone?
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_
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FUCHS: Well, then what
are you waiting for?
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Pass them out.
[cheering]
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- Now, any questions?
- Uh...
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_
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It's just something we're doing.
Mmm, I forget why.
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Und also shut up.
[chewing]
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ARCHER: Psst. Noah.
You've told them
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to hold their fire until
the Krauts are in close, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And to fall back
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- when they start to get overrun?
- Mm-hmm.
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And to... wait,
what is wrong with you?
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What, are you kidding?
I'm scared.
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Oh. Well, yeah...
I mean, that's normal.
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Uh, no, I think I'm scareder
than that.
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Trust me, however scared
you think you are, it's...
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- I pissed in my pants, man.
- Still well within normal.
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Nobody else pissed in their pants.
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Well, but remember,
they're not wearing pants.
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- That's not...
- ARCHER: Plus, there is no way
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they can possibly imagine
the unspeakable things
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that modern firearms can do
to the human body.
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- So... try not to get shot.
- That's it? That's your advice?
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ARCHER: [whispering]
That's really good advice.
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CHERYL: Isn't this exciting?
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What, being held against our will
while we get attacked by Nazis?
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Or discovering
the one culture on Earth
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that lacks a basic knowledge
of fermentation?
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I don't know, I guess all of it?
[liquid splashing]
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[inhales]
Hmm, now what have we here?
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I could've found that stupid idol
and been halfway
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- to New York by now.
- [coughs] Oh, no.
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That idol's all mine, Missy.
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Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
Out of the way, Blimpkins.
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Are you...?
You are serious.
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Hey, can you please tell him to move?
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Who calls upon
the almighty Kalua?!
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- Ugh.
- Yeah, that's not already old.
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Your Almightiness,
did I hear you say
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- you were hungry for oysters?
- [gasps] Yes. Mortal.
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Fetch me some bivalves.
Budge up, biggun.
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- What?
- Back in a jiff. Toodles.
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- PAM: Any sign of 'em?
- CRACKERS: No,
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because I don't have
binocular vision.
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- I'm totally wasted here.
- Me, too.
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- [chuckles] Well, not totally, but...
- No, and stop that.
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I should be in the air,
like a reconnaissance plane.
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Yeah, right,
like you'd come back.
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- Wh...? I came back. I'm here.
- Yeah, nice decision tree, bird.
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And where the hell'd
you get that?
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- Made it.
- What, when?
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I don't know, a minute ago.
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Whatever's in these crazy
bastards is, like...
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really helping me focus.
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- It's poison.
- [scoffs] So's booze.
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What's up your dickhole?
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I just... all these people put
their trust in me,
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and what if I fail them?
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What if, what if
I get them all killed?
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- PAM: I mean, they were gonna eat us, so...
- ARCHER: That's a fair point.
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Hey, you know,
people eat birds all the time.
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- Why is that okay?
- 'Cause birds are delicious.
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- Well, you're probably not, but...
- I bet I'm totally delicious.
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[chuckles] Oh, please,
you were born in the 1800...
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[explosion]
[screaming]
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- What the hell was that?!
- Mortar!
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FUCHS: Fire!
[shell whistling]
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[screaming]
[screams]
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[laughs]
My God, listen to that.
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You can hear their
women scream from here!
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[inhales, laughs]
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So I hope someone brought potatoes.
[whoops] Fire!
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[shell whistling]
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Merde!
Doudou, devrions-nous courir?
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J?sus, tu es Le pire putain.
[screaming]
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- Nazi punks, fuck off!
- We got to take out that mortar!
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- Yeah, but how?
- I'm gonna charge it.
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[Pam and Krieger chuckling]
What?
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[inhales, groans]
What did you say?
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_
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No. Fire!
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Okay, Noah. You're gonna
go back to the States,
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and you're gonna tell Dad
he was right,
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00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,303
and you're gonna take
that job at... [grunts]
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at Uncle Mort's modeling agency.
And guess what.
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You're just going to have to
start slathering tanning oil
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on Swedish bikini models.
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[shouts]
That's it, I'm going for it.
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- Mm-kay.
- Good luck.
249
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- That's it?
- KRIEGER AND PAM: I mean...
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- MALORY: Sterling!
- What are you doing, running around?
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The air's, like, 50% metal.
252
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:21,184
Well, exactly,
and speaking of percentages,
253
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you seem to have this whole
thing pretty well in hand,
254
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so I thought I'd just toodle off
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and see if I can't find that pesky idol.
256
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- Are you...?
- For us. Me and you, 50-50.
257
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- I...
- He has partners, you know.
258
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- Oh, my God.
- Well, if he wants to give you
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half of his half,
that's his business, but...
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What half?
What happened to thirdsies?
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Yeah, what did happen to thirdsies?
Wait, since when was it thirdsies?
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Oh, my God.
First of all, we...
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- Wait, what are you drinking?
- Apparently, it's some
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kind of beer
made from some jungle fruit
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these people chew into a paste
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and then spit into these
gourds to ferment. [spits]
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It's a bit like a phlegm sangria.
[man groans nearby]
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Hmm. Is it good?
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[inhales] You know...
[screams nearby]
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Son of a...
that was my only gourd!
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- Give me that.
- Wha...? What are you...?
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[machinegun firing]
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[screaming, groaning]
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Nazi sons of bitches.
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_
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She took out
the whole mortar team.
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What?!
I was gonna do that.
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- [chuckling] Okay.
- [chuckling] Yeah, right.
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- Here. I think it's broken.
- I...
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And, look, the natives are rallying.
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[all crying out]
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[all scream]
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_
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FUCHS: Ja, ja.
Schiesse diese Schei?e!
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Schneider, radio the ship.
Tell them we need...
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Well, a new Schneider, for one.
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[sighs]
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Batu baruka! Batu baruka!
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[grunting]
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Because I don't want to die in a hut,
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- defiled by Nazi storm troopers!
- Well, I can't die. I'm immortal.
292
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But even though time
is meaningless to me,
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what is taking so long
with these oysters?
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[chuckles] Well, don't ask him, 'cause
he sure as hell doesn't have any.
295
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- Meaning?
- He's a eunuch?
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Oh, come on!
He has no testicles.
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00:13:27,816 --> 00:13:31,046
- Ew. And also, so?
- So, what do you think
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- these people use for oysters?
- Uh, presumably oysters?
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- Balls.
- Wait, what?
300
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,231
- Why would they eat...?
- Because they're cannibals?
301
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Cannibals don't only eat people.
I'm sure they have side salads.
302
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,233
You think he eats a lot of salad?
303
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,963
I think if I tell him to,
he'll eat you.
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[clears throat]
I take your point.
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[mockingly] Muh, muh, muh, muh.
[laughs]
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[screaming]
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Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!
308
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- Where the... Noah? Noah?!
- NOAH: Y-Yeah?
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What are you doing, Noah?
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Oh, I-I'm hiding under this corpse.
311
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- But otherwise...?
- I mean...
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Well, then, can you please
tell them to fall back
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so we can lure these Nazi pukes
into our killing zones?
314
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,826
Oh, yes, yes. Of course.
315
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:19,575
Oh, now! Sorry.
Uh, atzera! Atzera!
316
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Atzera!
Batu baruka atzera!
317
00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:24,857
And how do you say "get ready"?
318
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,996
- Um...
- Noah!
319
00:14:27,006 --> 00:14:29,171
Oh, no, sorry.
Kokatu. Kokatu.
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- Thanks, idiot.
- Yep!
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ARCHER: Kokatu!
Kokatu!
322
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[Noah sighs]
323
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ARCHER: Kokatu! Kokatu!
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They are retreating.
Attack! Attack!
325
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Vorw?rts!
[all crying out]
326
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Kokatu! Kokatu!
327
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Kokatu!
328
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,653
What is that?
What is he screaming?
329
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:56,934
- Here come the Krauts.
- Ugh, finally.
330
00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:59,936
They might have schnapps.
331
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,192
[screams]
[grunts]
332
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,088
Yeah! Aw, man.
333
00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:14,905
- Did you see that?
- [chuckling] Yeah.
334
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:17,077
That was the pits.
Am I right?
335
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,695
- Eh.
- Oh, whatever.
336
00:15:18,702 --> 00:15:20,885
Shut up, bird.
337
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,364
Nein! Nein!
338
00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,972
Was ist los? Was ist los?!
339
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,994
ARCHER: [laughs]
It's working!
340
00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:38,695
- Chief, it's working.
- Mmm.
341
00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:40,511
Chief, you are a tough room.
342
00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:43,104
[speaking German]
343
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:50,964
- [speaking German]
- Was ist...?
344
00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:53,981
[groaning]
345
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,941
Woooooo!! Chub Club!
346
00:15:57,953 --> 00:16:00,217
- That was the last of 'em.
- Yeah!
347
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,360
Take that, you Nazi bastards.
[Mua Mua cheering]
348
00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:04,404
Well, don't just stand there
and gawk.
349
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,511
Go loot their corpses for schnapps.
350
00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:09,310
[cheering continues]
351
00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:13,341
_
352
00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:17,882
__
353
00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:20,908
_
354
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,638
__
355
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,451
Huh...
[Mua Mua chanting]
356
00:16:28,464 --> 00:16:29,678
ARCHER:
What are they chanting?
357
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,046
NOAH: [chanting] Death to whites.
No offense.
358
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,386
Death to whites. No offense.
359
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:36,628
- Oh.
- Yeah. Again, they're super racist.
360
00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:39,328
- But also weirdly polite.
- Eh.
361
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,062
We showed
those German bastards, eh?
362
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:44,010
What we?
Where the hell were you?
363
00:16:44,019 --> 00:16:46,808
Fighting zose German bastards.
364
00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:48,101
- Yeah, right.
- Uh-huh.
365
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,764
I shot maybe ten German bastards.
366
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,073
Okay, well,
as long as I get the credit
367
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,856
- for the winning battle plan, I...
- Victory is mine!
368
00:16:56,873 --> 00:17:01,171
- All hail Kalua!
- Uh, you don't.
369
00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:02,889
[woman screams]
[all gasp]
370
00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:04,480
[gasps]
[screams]
371
00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,192
[loud thudding]
372
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,900
[all gasp]
373
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,992
_
374
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,673
[all scream]
375
00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:17,813
_
376
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,156
__
377
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,517
Huh? [screams]
378
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,263
[all cheering]
379
00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:26,893
Way to go, toothless old lady.
380
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,850
And now I think it's feast o'clock.
381
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,929
Hey, shouldn't we, um,
go make sure
382
00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:35,081
- that guy's, like, dead or whatever?
- No, dummy.
383
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,413
Why do you think
they call it the widow-maker?
384
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,963
Well, yeah, but you made that up.
[Mua Mua chanting]
385
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,445
Probably won't get credit
for that, either.
386
00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:43,128
[chanting] Teko! Besta!
Teko! Besta!
387
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:45,492
Teko! Besta!
388
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:53,094
[Fuchs grunting]
389
00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:56,973
[whimpers]
390
00:17:56,985 --> 00:18:00,405
[laughing maniacally]
391
00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:09,263
[children laugh]
ARCHER: Woooooo!!
392
00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:12,329
Oh, man.
Are feasts not the best?
393
00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:14,213
Not this one. Don't eat that!
394
00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:17,076
Come on, try it.
It tastes like chicken.
395
00:18:17,089 --> 00:18:21,813
- I don't eat chicken.
- Yes! Finally, oysters.
396
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,441
NOAH: Oh, fun fact:
even though they serve those
397
00:18:23,449 --> 00:18:26,336
on oyster shells, they're
actually human testicles.
398
00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:30,977
- LANA: Ha!
- [sighs] Well, I mean, at this point...
399
00:18:30,997 --> 00:18:32,669
You know? [chuckles]
400
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,892
- [retches] Oh, wait.
- Oh, thank God.
401
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,105
Noah, how do you say "mignonette"?
402
00:18:38,115 --> 00:18:39,754
Oh, it's the same.
"Mignonette."
403
00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:41,040
- Seriously?
- Oh, come on.
404
00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:42,654
- What?
- Yeah, it's a loanword.
405
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,746
[sighs] Just the worst.
406
00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:51,872
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