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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,573 --> 00:00:07,643 - Oh, please, get serious. - I'm plenty serious! 2 00:00:07,644 --> 00:00:10,311 That was the very definition of a sucker punch! 3 00:00:10,413 --> 00:00:13,149 Well?! Even if it was, which it wasn't, 4 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,216 you would've deserved it! 5 00:00:14,217 --> 00:00:17,051 Wha... For what, saving your dumb ass from giant lizards?! 6 00:00:17,154 --> 00:00:20,756 - Giant lizards I wouldn't have had to deal with... - You call that dealing with?! 7 00:00:20,757 --> 00:00:22,657 ...if you had fixed the goddamn fuel pump! 8 00:00:22,759 --> 00:00:26,561 Oh, okay! So it's all my fault! 9 00:00:26,663 --> 00:00:28,264 Yes! 10 00:00:28,265 --> 00:00:31,967 Well, still a sucker punch. Ow! 11 00:00:31,968 --> 00:00:33,469 Now, that's a sucker pun... 12 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:37,039 - Oww! Son of a... - Ow! Goddamn it! 13 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:43,012 Hang on! Wait! Stop it! 14 00:00:43,013 --> 00:00:45,381 - What?! - That! 15 00:00:48,118 --> 00:00:49,818 Goddamn it. 16 00:00:52,756 --> 00:00:55,190 What? 17 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:58,594 And frankly, I really don't see how this is any of your business. 18 00:00:58,595 --> 00:01:00,728 What're you... I own the business! 19 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:03,431 - I meant... - And I own that business over there! 20 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:07,369 - And I own zis business! - You don't own the police station! 21 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:08,571 - Yeah. - Well, I... 22 00:01:08,572 --> 00:01:11,540 Shut up. And Mother, I think we're losing sight of how amazing 23 00:01:11,541 --> 00:01:13,274 that landing would've been if, ya know... 24 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:15,014 - It worked? - Right? 25 00:01:15,015 --> 00:01:16,778 And if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, 26 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,214 - we'd all have a merry Christmas. - Aww. 27 00:01:19,316 --> 00:01:20,849 And maybe Santa would bring me 28 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:23,718 a new sixty-thousand dollar seaplane! 29 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,720 Don't be so dramatic, she's not a total loss, 30 00:01:25,822 --> 00:01:27,423 she just needs new wings. 31 00:01:27,424 --> 00:01:29,091 - And a fuel pump. - Woman? 32 00:01:29,092 --> 00:01:32,595 Shipped out here from the States! God knows when. 33 00:01:32,596 --> 00:01:35,997 It took three months to get new tubes for the damn radio. 34 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:38,666 And God knows how much it'll cost! 35 00:01:38,768 --> 00:01:40,336 Well, and the airplane factory. 36 00:01:40,337 --> 00:01:43,272 - Presumably. Would know. - You're paying for them. 37 00:01:43,273 --> 00:01:44,940 Well, but you own the business... 38 00:01:44,941 --> 00:01:47,442 Which I will liquidate like a pi?a colada. 39 00:01:47,544 --> 00:01:49,244 You're paying for them! 40 00:01:49,279 --> 00:01:50,846 - But... - And in the meantime... 41 00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:53,181 You'd better figure out how to replace the money 42 00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:55,750 I won't be making on Archer Airways, 43 00:01:55,852 --> 00:01:59,488 - or you can just pack your suitcase! - Hmph! 44 00:01:59,489 --> 00:02:01,723 It happens to be a duffel bag! 45 00:02:01,825 --> 00:02:03,725 - That's tellin' her. - Eh. 46 00:02:03,827 --> 00:02:07,096 - Now, move zis aeroplane from la rue! - From what? 47 00:02:07,097 --> 00:02:08,797 La rue! La rue! 48 00:02:09,866 --> 00:02:14,068 - What the hell's "larue?" - I think it's like, a base for sauces? 49 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:16,504 Ya know, like, for gravy or whatever? 50 00:02:58,061 --> 00:03:00,639 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 51 00:03:01,654 --> 00:03:04,923 So I'm thinking new wings for Lucy are gonna cost 52 00:03:04,924 --> 00:03:08,226 - about five grand... - Which we don't have... 53 00:03:08,328 --> 00:03:10,461 And which we can't make without Lucy. 54 00:03:10,563 --> 00:03:11,930 We gotta fly to make money, 55 00:03:11,931 --> 00:03:13,731 but we gotta have the money to fly, so... 56 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,267 Yeah, that's a real Catch-22. 57 00:03:16,369 --> 00:03:19,337 Uh, I don't think that's a thing yet. 58 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:22,636 So... Money. Any ideas? 59 00:03:23,109 --> 00:03:25,878 - Mmmm-nope. - C'mon, let's just spitball it. 60 00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:27,279 - Noop. - Pam. 61 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,514 - No. - C'mon, there are no bad ideas. 62 00:03:29,616 --> 00:03:31,582 Oh, well, isn't that a change?! 63 00:03:31,684 --> 00:03:33,918 - What is? - All of a sudden it's anything goes! 64 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:35,720 - What're you...? - No bad ideas? 65 00:03:35,788 --> 00:03:38,507 Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you talking about... 66 00:03:38,508 --> 00:03:41,059 - that was a terrible idea! - No, it wasn't! 67 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,760 We were the laughingstock of the Andes! 68 00:03:42,762 --> 00:03:46,063 - And we lost our asses! - Okay, yeah, I mean, 69 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:48,199 maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but... 70 00:03:48,301 --> 00:03:51,269 - Oh, my God... - ...it was local, it was sustainable... 71 00:03:51,371 --> 00:03:54,539 - It was rats! - It wasn't rats! 72 00:03:57,343 --> 00:04:00,611 Dos por uno, dos por uno! 73 00:04:00,713 --> 00:04:02,580 Chinchilladas! 74 00:04:02,682 --> 00:04:07,735 El sabor sensaci?n que est? barriendo la naci?n! 75 00:04:09,055 --> 00:04:11,022 Goddamn it. 76 00:04:11,124 --> 00:04:13,824 Plus, the fur farms practically gave us the meat for free. 77 00:04:13,927 --> 00:04:16,093 It's probably free at the glue factory, 78 00:04:16,195 --> 00:04:18,095 it doesn't mean people wanna eat it. 79 00:04:18,197 --> 00:04:19,964 Because it's broken-down old horse meat! 80 00:04:20,066 --> 00:04:21,366 Chinchilla, on the other hand, 81 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:22,768 is some of the finest fur you can buy! 82 00:04:22,769 --> 00:04:25,002 So is mink! But people don't eat it! 83 00:04:25,104 --> 00:04:28,389 - I've eaten mink. - I do not doubt that! 84 00:04:29,509 --> 00:04:32,677 - How was it? - Minky. 85 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,280 All right, Miss Priss... 86 00:04:35,281 --> 00:04:37,048 Let's go, let's see the goods. 87 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:39,350 Oh, alright, but be nice... 88 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:42,987 - I didn't have much to work with. - Hm. You can say that again. 89 00:04:43,089 --> 00:04:44,756 Can't you pad it with something? 90 00:04:44,757 --> 00:04:46,657 - Pad what? - Your brassiere. 91 00:04:46,759 --> 00:04:48,459 No, I meant my wardrobe! 92 00:04:48,561 --> 00:04:50,261 I packed for a honeymoon, not a... 93 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:53,431 a descent into profound and lasting shame! 94 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:57,368 You're still gonna want to pad it. 95 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:59,203 Why not? You heard your mom, 96 00:04:59,305 --> 00:05:02,240 - there's obviously a demand. - Because I don't think it's feasible 97 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,108 to build a radio tube factory here. 98 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:06,010 Yeah, there's probably zoning issues. 99 00:05:06,112 --> 00:05:08,847 - That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them! 100 00:05:08,848 --> 00:05:11,082 Well, mine is rickets, and scurvy, and scabies, 101 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:14,785 and whatever other bullshit diseases poor people get. 102 00:05:16,055 --> 00:05:19,091 Hmmm... I wonder if that idol's worth anything. 103 00:05:19,092 --> 00:05:20,825 Wait, what? W-What idol? 104 00:05:20,927 --> 00:05:22,461 I don't know. In the jungle, the princess and the kraut 105 00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:24,162 were talking about some kind of idol. 106 00:05:24,163 --> 00:05:26,530 - What kind of idol?! - Some kind, I dunno, they didn't... 107 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:28,107 - Like a native idol?! - They... 108 00:05:28,142 --> 00:05:30,535 So that's why that little German sneak is on the island! 109 00:05:30,536 --> 00:05:33,504 Are we talking jade?! Emerald?! Ruby?! 110 00:05:33,606 --> 00:05:36,041 - Gold?! - They didn't say! 111 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,742 I bet it's a gold monkey! 112 00:05:37,844 --> 00:05:39,478 No! Not a gold monkey! 113 00:05:39,479 --> 00:05:41,245 - You don't know that! - Yes, I do! 114 00:05:41,347 --> 00:05:44,483 - Not a gold monkey. - But it could be gold, though. 115 00:05:44,484 --> 00:05:46,984 Yeah, I guess, as long as it's not monkey-shaped. 116 00:05:47,086 --> 00:05:49,321 - What're we talking about? - Why you're not a dog. 117 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:51,022 - Shut up, dodos. - Flightless. 118 00:05:51,057 --> 00:05:52,557 - So where is it?! - I don't know! 119 00:05:52,558 --> 00:05:54,226 - Where's what? - The idol! 120 00:05:54,227 --> 00:05:57,095 - Oooh... - But since they had us fly 'em around 121 00:05:57,096 --> 00:06:02,099 over the jungle... Oh, for... I assume it's in the jungle. 122 00:06:02,201 --> 00:06:04,168 A golden idol, somewhere in the jungle. 123 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,671 I bet it's worth millions! 124 00:06:07,607 --> 00:06:10,107 I think you must sharpen your pencil. 125 00:06:10,209 --> 00:06:12,443 - Excuse me? - "Sharpen your pencil?" 126 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:14,146 It is idiom? 127 00:06:14,147 --> 00:06:17,114 - This is a fairly common phrase, no? - No. 128 00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:20,518 It means there's a problem with your arithmetic. 129 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:24,055 My government will pay one hundred thousand Reichsmarks 130 00:06:24,157 --> 00:06:26,624 for the idol, und not one pfennig more. 131 00:06:26,726 --> 00:06:29,460 Hmm. I wonder how much Japan would pay... 132 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:31,462 What does Japan have to do with this? 133 00:06:31,564 --> 00:06:33,631 Well, I'm sure they'd like to lease an airfield on the island, 134 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:36,600 if, say, they ever declared war on America? 135 00:06:36,703 --> 00:06:39,137 Mein G? tt. Are you serious? 136 00:06:39,138 --> 00:06:42,340 The French have subjugated my people for a hundred years. 137 00:06:42,341 --> 00:06:45,009 I would do literally anything to be rid of them. 138 00:06:45,111 --> 00:06:47,611 Literally? Or figuratively? 139 00:06:47,714 --> 00:06:51,817 - Why? What did you have in mind? - Oh. 140 00:06:51,818 --> 00:06:54,719 Well, it is hard to say, my mind is quite racing, 141 00:06:54,821 --> 00:06:58,456 - there are many thoughts in there. - Pick one. 142 00:06:58,558 --> 00:07:02,526 Perhaps we could pay... five hundred thousand? 143 00:07:03,996 --> 00:07:07,365 - Wait, what are you...? - Shh. Pretending I'm on the phone. 144 00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:10,835 Hello, Japan? Hi, yeah. So listen... 145 00:07:10,937 --> 00:07:14,151 All right! One million Reichsmarks! 146 00:07:14,607 --> 00:07:17,409 Payable only once we have secured the idol. 147 00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:20,277 And so far, we have no idea where to even look for it. 148 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:22,880 As for that, I found this, 149 00:07:22,982 --> 00:07:25,816 hidden among my great-grandfather's papers... 150 00:07:25,918 --> 00:07:29,386 Fantastich! So do we have a deal? 151 00:07:29,489 --> 00:07:31,322 If, when the time comes, 152 00:07:31,424 --> 00:07:35,059 Germany helps my people overthrow the French. 153 00:07:35,161 --> 00:07:37,928 Ja, I think I can safely promise 154 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:40,898 that soon you won't have to worry about France. 155 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,635 Then yes, Herr Sebert, we have a deal. 156 00:07:44,737 --> 00:07:46,371 Wunderbar. 157 00:07:46,372 --> 00:07:50,007 Now then, I believe there was some mention of a pencil? 158 00:07:50,109 --> 00:07:54,725 Oh, ja, ich habe eine gro?�en Bleistift... 159 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,682 I'll be the judge of that. 160 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:02,266 Okay, Fuchs is renting a bungalow on the edge of town, 161 00:08:02,369 --> 00:08:04,569 so I say we break in, snoop around, 162 00:08:04,671 --> 00:08:08,006 and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey. 163 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:11,076 - So rob him. - Well, technically burgle, but... 164 00:08:11,077 --> 00:08:13,011 Shut up, but yeah. For clues. 165 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:16,849 - Ooh, like maybe there's a map. - Yes! Like a treasure map! 166 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,883 Yeah, right, with a big X on it, 167 00:08:18,985 --> 00:08:22,854 - treasure chest, skull-and-bones... - Don't be shitty! And also, 168 00:08:22,889 --> 00:08:25,790 why would the map have pirate shit all over it? 169 00:08:25,892 --> 00:08:28,659 Well, we are in the shipping lane. 170 00:08:28,762 --> 00:08:32,964 So, you weren't kidding around about that pencil, huh? 171 00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:35,466 - That is not a topic for levity. - Fair enough. 172 00:08:35,568 --> 00:08:39,137 It is interesting, I notice zat, even in the throes of passion, 173 00:08:39,239 --> 00:08:42,073 you have no trace of a Polynesian accent. 174 00:08:42,175 --> 00:08:44,475 Oh. That's because I was sent away to boarding in the States 175 00:08:44,577 --> 00:08:46,811 when I was five, all the way through college. 176 00:08:46,913 --> 00:08:49,113 Und yet you mention alliance with Japan. 177 00:08:49,215 --> 00:08:52,583 I would think your affinity would lie with the United States. 178 00:08:52,685 --> 00:08:56,187 Right, because that worked out so well for Hawaii. 179 00:08:56,289 --> 00:08:57,823 I always found it ironic that 180 00:08:57,824 --> 00:09:01,459 if you really want to get bent over, just ask a missionary. 181 00:09:01,561 --> 00:09:04,028 Fair enough. 182 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:07,565 So why is the German government so interested in the tupua? 183 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,801 - The...? - Tupua. The idol. 184 00:09:09,903 --> 00:09:13,738 - Oh. Well, umm... - Oh, don't worry about them. 185 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,574 In order join the royal guards, when they're 12 years old, 186 00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:18,543 they have to agree to have their tongues cut out, so... 187 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:19,945 G? tt im Himmel! 188 00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:23,482 - That was a joke. - Oh, sorry, I... 189 00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:26,084 Wow, ethnocentric much? 190 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,619 Tu'ua i matou. 191 00:09:28,721 --> 00:09:31,957 So. Tupua... Germany's interest in. 192 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:34,492 Ah, yes, well, the F??hrer, um... 193 00:09:34,594 --> 00:09:36,360 - The Charlie Chaplin guy. - Nein! 194 00:09:36,463 --> 00:09:40,131 Nein. We never, ever say this thing. 195 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:43,768 - Really? - Trust me. Anyway, the F??hrer is, 196 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:46,637 um, a bit of an anthropology buff. 197 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:48,806 And so Germany will build a museum. 198 00:09:48,908 --> 00:09:52,043 - Fair enough... - The most powerful museum in the world! 199 00:09:52,145 --> 00:09:56,148 For children. Of all ages. 200 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:58,349 Okay, so here's the plan... 201 00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:01,511 We need to keep Fuchs away from his bungalow for a few hours, 202 00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:03,746 so after he finishes eating dinner here... 203 00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:05,182 How do you know he's gonna eat here? 204 00:10:05,183 --> 00:10:08,719 Where else is he gonna eat? Luigi's? 205 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:19,428 - I like Luigi's. - Yeah, you're also teeming with mites. 206 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,499 - Not teeming. - So, shut up. After dinner, 207 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:26,069 - we need to make sure he stays here... - Mkay. 208 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:27,738 Don't you wanna know how? 209 00:10:27,739 --> 00:10:30,807 - I'd like to know what, and why. - What? 210 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:32,975 What are you goofs doing here, 211 00:10:33,077 --> 00:10:36,112 and follow up, why are you doing it here? 212 00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:38,114 For your information, we're working on a plan 213 00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:41,517 to earn enough money to pay you, and to get new wings, so... 214 00:10:41,619 --> 00:10:43,452 It better not be chinchilladas! 215 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,189 - Oh, my God... - Heh. Oh, my God! 216 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:49,225 - See?! - Chinchilladas! I'd forgotten all about that! 217 00:10:49,327 --> 00:10:52,462 - It's not chinchilladas! - Jesus... Christ... 218 00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:55,064 Well, whatever it is, do it somewhere else. 219 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:56,667 - We can't. - Why not?! 220 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:59,001 Hey... Because we wanna hire her. 221 00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:00,537 Wait, what? 222 00:11:00,538 --> 00:11:02,238 Wait, eww! Who is "we"?! 223 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,574 - Like, we-we, or... - Yeah! 224 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,076 No, not... It's for after dinner. 225 00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:07,777 - Oh, right. - That makes more sense. 226 00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:10,346 We want her to entertain the kraut for an hour or so. 227 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:12,082 That greasy little German guy?! 228 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,050 - No! - Why are you talking? 229 00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:16,586 Alright, A, what are you up to, 230 00:11:16,688 --> 00:11:19,021 and B, what's it got to do with Fuchs? 231 00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:21,557 A, nothing, and B, also nothing. 232 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:24,227 - For one hour? A thousand francs. - What?! 233 00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:25,996 - Wait, is that a lot? - Yes! 234 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,231 - That depends... - Yes! 235 00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:28,832 ...on if you think 35 bucks is a lot. 236 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,267 - What?! - Right?! 237 00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:32,034 Well, we have to see what the market will bear... 238 00:11:32,136 --> 00:11:34,036 And if I only get 40%... 239 00:11:34,138 --> 00:11:36,639 Fourteen goddamn dollars?! 240 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:39,308 Well, minus your room and board, 241 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:44,548 - so let's just call it an even... nine. - Nine dollars? 242 00:11:44,549 --> 00:11:48,218 To have sexual intercourse. With a total stranger. 243 00:11:48,219 --> 00:11:49,919 I don't know why you're so pissed, 244 00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:52,088 I was a stranger and you banged me for free. 245 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:54,690 Yeah, well, at least with him I get two eyeballs. 246 00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:57,527 - Hey! - One thousand, please. In advance. 247 00:11:57,595 --> 00:12:01,230 - Where is the trust? - Where is the money? 248 00:12:01,332 --> 00:12:06,035 - Pam? - What? Aww, man... 249 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:09,205 I was saving that for a whole big girlie treat day for myself. 250 00:12:09,307 --> 00:12:12,174 Go to the beauty parlor, get a new dress... 251 00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:14,992 No one cares. 252 00:12:17,882 --> 00:12:20,417 - Teeming. - One for dinner, please. 253 00:12:20,418 --> 00:12:22,585 Und tell the chef I want 254 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:26,355 the biggest steak in the house, rare und bloody. 255 00:12:26,457 --> 00:12:30,836 I must replenish my Lebenskraft. 256 00:12:30,871 --> 00:12:33,296 Try not to fall in love. 257 00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:35,098 And you might as well start now, 258 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,133 see if you can get a free meal out of it. 259 00:12:37,235 --> 00:12:41,103 - You said my board's included! - Just the continental breakfast, dear. 260 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:43,139 - Wha...? - Free bear claws! 261 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,174 - Rrgh! - Rrowwr! 262 00:12:45,276 --> 00:12:47,776 - Rrrrghh! - Rrrowwrrr! 263 00:12:49,514 --> 00:12:51,881 Rowr. 264 00:12:54,202 --> 00:12:59,806 So, breadfruit... What's that about? 265 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:02,075 Oh, about one kilo, on average. 266 00:13:03,245 --> 00:13:06,213 Zat was a joke. 267 00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:08,699 Hey, are you gonna eat those potatoes 268 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,185 - and stuff or whatever? - Ja? 269 00:13:11,186 --> 00:13:13,019 Because I should probably maybe eat something. 270 00:13:13,121 --> 00:13:15,522 - I'm getting kinda drunk. - Ja. 271 00:13:15,624 --> 00:13:19,993 And sometimes when I'm drunk, I can get a little... crazy. 272 00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:22,730 - Ja? - Jaaa. 273 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:26,133 So I at least need a haircut... Care-cut. 274 00:13:26,134 --> 00:13:28,436 - Carrot! - Oh. 275 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:34,107 Don't worry liebchen... I have eine gro?�e Karotte for you. 276 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:38,007 Wow. How are you still single? 277 00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:41,688 Okay, Crackers, this is where you come in... 278 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,523 - You see that bathroom window? - Yep. 279 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,259 I want you to fly in there, and then meet us at the front door. 280 00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,061 Yep! 281 00:13:48,964 --> 00:13:50,697 - And keep it down! - Yep, yep, yep! 282 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:51,799 It's like if a... 283 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,000 Wha? 284 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,669 - I'm sorry! - Goddamn it... 285 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:58,038 - Sorry! Jesus. - C'mon, let's go. 286 00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:05,245 - I swear to God... - And you know they live to be like, eighty. 287 00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:08,054 - How old's he? - What, 40? 288 00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:09,529 Ugh. 289 00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:10,685 Goddamn it, bird! 290 00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:12,286 Well, who puts that there?! 291 00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:13,955 Are you in position?! 292 00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:15,523 For what? 293 00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:17,224 - To open the door! - What? 294 00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:20,561 - Open the goddamn door! - How? 295 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:23,330 - What do you mean, how?! - Yeah, what was your plan there? 296 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:25,065 I don't know, jump on the handle! 297 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,702 - It's a knob! - Clearly a knob. 298 00:14:27,703 --> 00:14:29,136 Oh, my God. 299 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:32,572 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, let me think. 300 00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:34,275 What, what if we... 301 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:36,343 Wh...?! Would you do that?! 302 00:14:36,445 --> 00:14:37,945 Because we don't have all night! 303 00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:40,982 We also don't want Fuchs to know somebody broke into his house! 304 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:43,249 Oh, he's gonna know... 305 00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,719 ??ffne deinen mund, mein leibchen! 306 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:48,788 Hier kommt der Zug in den Bahnhof! 307 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:51,091 Doot dooooot! 308 00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:54,027 And how is everything, Miss Vandertunt? 309 00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:58,198 Wonderful, wonderful. 310 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,233 And would you and your guest care to enjoy 311 00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:03,336 brandy and cigars in your room upstairs? 312 00:15:03,438 --> 00:15:07,941 - Grrrr... - Ja, we will enjoy zis very much. 313 00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:10,443 Doot doot. 314 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,380 Because why are you so mad?! 315 00:15:13,382 --> 00:15:15,582 Because why'd you shit on the sofa?! 316 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:17,550 - I was scared! - Of what?! 317 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:20,020 How mad you'd be that I shit on the sofa! 318 00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:21,789 Bird, I swear... Ow! 319 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,324 - What the...? - What is it? 320 00:15:23,325 --> 00:15:26,626 It happens to be a large brown suitcase, Pam. 321 00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,661 With some kinda spy radio inside. 322 00:15:28,764 --> 00:15:31,131 - Dun dun dunnnnnn! - Bird? 323 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,666 Knock it off, you licknuts. 324 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,834 And come here, look at all this shit. 325 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:38,672 - What the...? - Right? And check this out... 326 00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:41,675 - What's it all mean? - Beats me, but I'm thinking 327 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:45,880 - that kraut is into some weird shit. - Redundant. 328 00:15:45,881 --> 00:15:48,382 Ja, mein liebchen, 329 00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:52,385 und wir tanzen... und so sch? n ist der Jazz... 330 00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:55,355 Und Gott verdammt deisen B??stenhalter! 331 00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:58,459 - Wait, what? - Und wir tanzen... 332 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:01,995 And you guys, check this out! 333 00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:03,930 Holy shit! That's the island! 334 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:07,400 - Gooosebumps! - Racist. All birds have bumps. 335 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,269 And look, I bet that's the idol! 336 00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,872 Okay, come on, let's go! 337 00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:13,441 What're you...? No! We can't take 338 00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:15,076 the map, he'll know he got robbed! 339 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,710 - Ya think?! - Well, technically burgled, but... 340 00:16:17,813 --> 00:16:19,480 Bird! Pam, copy it! 341 00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:22,048 - The bird? - The map! Goddamn it! 342 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,217 You copy the map, we'll clean up all the mess! 343 00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:28,521 - Man, where to start, right? Rrrk! - Said the feather duster. 344 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,828 Komm schon! Du doof Schlampe! 345 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:38,645 Wohl, das wird dich aufwecken! 346 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,234 Son of a... Knock knock! 347 00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:42,503 Nein, nein! 348 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:46,673 - Well, what have we here? - Nothing! What do you want?! 349 00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:49,067 I brought you some more brandy, but it looks like 350 00:16:49,102 --> 00:16:52,018 your hostess has already had a bit too much. 351 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,181 - Maybe we should let her sleep. - She's fine. Get out! 352 00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,983 Let's let her sleep. 353 00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,285 Gottverdammt, woman! 354 00:16:58,286 --> 00:17:01,721 - Are you deaf, or just stupid?! - Pick one. 355 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,948 Manu, dear, could I borrow you? 356 00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:05,526 Would you be a little lamb 357 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:08,528 and show Miss Vandertunt's guest to the door? 358 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,131 Fine! Und from now on, 359 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:15,935 - I will eat die Schei?�en-Pasta at Luigi's! - Ugh, Luigi's. 360 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:20,500 A-ta-ta-taaa... 361 00:17:20,535 --> 00:17:22,942 C'mon... c'mon... 362 00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,844 Upsy...daisy! 363 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,414 Ugh. 364 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,849 Do I get my nine dollars now? 365 00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:33,686 - No. - Doot doot! 366 00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:36,422 I cannot wait to find that verdammt idol 367 00:17:36,525 --> 00:17:38,758 and get off this Schei?�e island! 368 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,194 Und why am I speaking English?! 369 00:17:41,296 --> 00:17:42,996 Pam, how's the map, you almost done? 370 00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:45,899 Hang on... 371 00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,701 Yeah, okay, done! 372 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:53,089 - What the shit?! - Oh, I know, it just keeps getting worse! 373 00:17:53,124 --> 00:17:54,774 I said blot! Why didn't you blot?! 374 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,643 Why didn't I sew your asshole shut 375 00:17:56,745 --> 00:17:58,611 like a Christmas goddamn goose?! 376 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,014 - Huh? - What? 377 00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:01,715 - Is that not how they do it? - First of all, 378 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,450 I'm pretty sure the asshole is gone, 379 00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:05,285 out of any bird, way before you start cooking... 380 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,087 Was ist los? 381 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,789 Ach! Das fenster ist zerbrochen... 382 00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:12,959 - Okay, we're going to Plan B! - What, no, I hate Plan B! 383 00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:15,395 - Rrrk! - We're doing. Plan B. 384 00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:17,463 And you better sell it, bird! 385 00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:19,809 Come on, out the back! 386 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,603 Hallo? 387 00:18:22,604 --> 00:18:26,105 Aw, man... Okay, here it goes... 388 00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:31,745 Oh, man... Plan B is the best. 389 00:18:31,746 --> 00:18:34,647 Aaaaagh! Fledermaus, fledermaus! 390 00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,861 Excuse me? Come here, please. 391 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,430 Si, signore? 392 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,464 So, for context, last night I was attacked 393 00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:47,100 by what I can only assume was a giant jungle bat, 394 00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:49,369 which did this to my face, and left me 395 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,671 and my house covered in blood and shit. 396 00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,107 Ah. Terribile... 397 00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,408 Ja ja, it was indeed terrible. 398 00:18:55,510 --> 00:19:00,748 But not compared to this breakfast! 399 00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:03,616 And probably not compared to this goddamn map. 400 00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:07,088 - Aw, c'mon, I was in a hurry. - To suck? 401 00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,556 I'll tell you what sucks... 402 00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:11,424 Ooh. Being mistaken for a bat. 403 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:15,729 Ooh. But not as much as that map. 404 00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:21,298 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 405 00:19:21,348 --> 00:19:25,898 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31400

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