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(Archer moaning deliriously)
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LANA: Archer.
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ARCHER: Lana?
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(Lana yelps)
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Lana!
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LANA: Whoa, Jesus Christ!
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Chill out, Miggs!
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ARCHER: I'm sorry, it's just
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been so long.
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LANA: Okay, it's been...
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ARCHER: Oh, my God.
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You're pregnant again?!
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LANA: What?
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ARCHER: How long have I been
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down here, left to rot in this
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godforsaken hole?!
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LANA: Like... three weeks.
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ARCHER: Hmm, seems so much
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longer than that.
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LANA: It...
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ARCHER: So, please tell me
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that's an entire
canard ? la
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presse with a file in it.
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LANA: Half a chicken, no
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file, just that weird
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quasi-cornbread they have here.
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ARCHER: Ugh, why do you even
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bother?
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LANA: That's weird, I was
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asking myself the same thing on
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the way down here.
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ARCHER: And then brought
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crappy food anyway?
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LANA: And then left?
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ARCHER: No, no, no, wait,
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come on, Lana, I-I'm sorry, but
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I-I'm starting to lose it down
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here.
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You-you got to make him let
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me go!
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LANA: Make him how?
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ARCHER: Well, I hate to
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even ask, but...
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LANA: Blow him?
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ARCHER: Your words.
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LANA: And then what, Archer,
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you want me to blow the whole
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army?
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ARCHER: How is there still
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an army?
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How have the rebels not wiped
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them out already?
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LANA: Because turns out,
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he's actually very good at
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commanding an army.
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CYRIL: And as Third and
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Fourth Battalion withdraw, here
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comes First Armored, and now the
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rebels are outflanked.
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COMANDANTE (laughs): Sir,
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it's brilliant!
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CYRIL: A classic pincher
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movement.
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Just like Hannibal at the battle
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of Cannae.
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And also Keith, in my
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Warhammer guild.
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LANA: So, get used to that
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weird cornbread, 'cause you
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might be down here a...
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ARCHER: Lana, I need a
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woman's touch!
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(Lana grunts)
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Oh! Ow!
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I'm sorry, Lana.
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I said a woman, not a
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stevedore who lost his hand
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in a stevedoring accident
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and then got a hand transplant
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from an actual bear.
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LANA: So, did you want to
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just do it right through the
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bars or...?
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ARCHER: I mean, we do.
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And sometimes they do.
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CALD?RON: Hello.
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LANA: I... wait.
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So, in three weeks, you go from
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you're gonna execute Archer
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to now you guys are, like,
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swinger pals?
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CALD?RON: Well, I wouldn't
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say "pals."
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ARCHER: Wow, not what you
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said yesterday.
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CALD?RON: Oh, come on, that
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was the pruno talking.
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LANA: Well, I hate to break
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up this delightful m?nage, but
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Presidente Cyril wants her back
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upstairs.
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ARCHER: Wait, what?
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CALD?RON: What?
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JULIANA: Why.
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LANA: Guess.
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JULIANA: Ah.
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LANA: Mm.
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CALD?RON: Ow!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait!
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BOTH: What?
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CALD?RON: Archer, do you want
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me to move over one?
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ARCHER: Eh.
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CYRIL: Ah, Madame First Lady.
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So good of you to join me.
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JULIANA: It's not as if I
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had a choice.
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CYRIL: Well...
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JULIANA: Nor am I still the
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the first lady.
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CYRIL: Well, maybe not
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technically, since your husband
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divorced you and then was
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immediately deposed by me, but
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the situation is, as they say,
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fluid.
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LANA: Ugh.
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I brought her, can I go now?
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CYRIL: Yes, for the love of
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God, get out.
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LANA: I meant home.
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PAM (laughing): What are you,
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nuts?
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Cap'n Crunch here just
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took all the coca fields back
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from the rebels.
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We're sitting on an endless
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supply.
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LANA: Of what, coca leaf
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smoothies?
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(rhythmic gulping)
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Oh, my God.
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That's a coca leaf smoothie.
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CHERLENE: And they're gross.
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It basically tastes like a fart
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of itself, but it's better than
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the cocaine donuts and whipped
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cocaine she was eating.
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(Pam burps)
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PAM: 'Cause that's just empty
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calories.
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LANA: Well, and cocaine.
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PAM: Which, if I'm being
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totally honest, I maybe might
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have a problem with.
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LANA: No.
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CYRIL: And, Lana, the rebels
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still control the airport.
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It's their HQ.
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So, unless you want to walk, you
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can't go home.
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MALORY: And why on Earth
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would you want to?
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(Lana sighs)
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CYRIL: Uh...
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MALORY: Why bother going
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back?
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The U.S. government stole your
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livelihood, forced you to become
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a criminal.
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And I hate to say it, but it's
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not like you have a man waiting
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for you.
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LANA: I... You know...
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MALORY: Whereas here we have
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everything we need.
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It's like San Marcos has been
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waiting thousands of years for
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us to arrive.
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Lana, this could be our...
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LANA: Don't.
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MALORY: Zion, yes, there, I
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said it.
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(Pam burps)
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PAM: Wait, they got weed
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here, too?
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LANA: That's not what the
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song's about!
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CHERLENE: Told you.
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LANA: But I just this second
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realized why you want to stay
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down here.
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Cyril's just the Vader to your
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Palpatine.
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MALORY: Is that a reference
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I should get, or...?
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LANA: Seriously?
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MALORY: Well, I'm sorry,
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Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical
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school.
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LANA: It's from... No, you
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know what? Never mind.
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But, spoiler alert, Vader ends
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up killing Palpatine.
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CYRIL: Hey.
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CHERLENE: But only for three
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days, right?
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And then he moves the rock and
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comes out of his cave stronger
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than ever.
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PAM: Then he shuts off the
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tractor beam, releasing the Jews
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from captivity.
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LANA: What?
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CYRIL: Hey.
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MALORY: Wait, yes, now that
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sounds familiar.
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LANA: It cannot possibly.
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MALORY: Gospel of Luke?
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CYRIL: Hey.
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LANA: Oh for... Ray, you used
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to be a preacher, you want to
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back me up here?
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RAY: I actually don't know.
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My church didn't really do the
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New Testament.
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LANA: The one with Jesus
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Christ in it.
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RAY: I mean, I take your
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word for it, but...
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CYRIL: Hey!
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Will you idiots get out?!
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I'm trying to talk to the first
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lady!
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CHERLENE: Of what, this
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country or country music?
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'Cause I'm first lady of both!
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CYRIL No, you're not...
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CHERLENE: Outlaw country!
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(jail door bangs shut)
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(Cherlene sighs)
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CALD?RON: Oh, my God, my
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beautiful and also
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multi-talented wife!
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You are here!
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CHERLENE: I know, right?
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It's like, finally.
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ARCHER: As in...
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this is a good thing?
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(plays random notes)
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CHERLENE: Duh!
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I'm finally gonna get the outlaw
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country cred I deserve.
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CALD?RON: Oh, my God, you've
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always deserved it.
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ARCHER: Wait, how does being
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in jail...?
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CHERLENE: Paging Dr. Black,
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Dr. Man In Black!
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Johnny Cash was in Folsom Prison
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and San Quentin, so...
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ARCHER: Yeah, to visit.
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CHERLENE: Hmm?
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ARCHER: He just played for
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the prisoners, dummy.
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He wasn't actually in prison.
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(plays "womp womp")
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But don't worry.
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We're gonna get out of here and
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go join the rebels.
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CALD?RON: Yes, then you and
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I, my beautiful wife, will live
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a simple life in the hills,
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scratching shit food, like yams,
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out of the ground with a, uh,
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yam-scratcher.
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CHERLENE: Okay, A... start
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counting backwards from a
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million years, and when you get
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to zero that still won't
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happen.
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CALD?RON: Aw.
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CHERLENE: And B... how...
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how do we get out of here?
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ARCHER: Well, we're, uh,
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still fine-tuning it, but...
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CALD?RON: We have no plan,
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whatsoever.
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CHERLENE: Okay, good, because
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I didn't want to step on
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anybody's toes, but byoink.
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CALD?RON: Whaaaaat?
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ARCHER: Where did you get
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that?
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CHERLENE: Let's just say,
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"I honestly don't know."
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ARCHER: Fair enough.
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CHERLENE: Cyril says the
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rebel headquarters are...
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Wait, is it "are" or is it "is"?
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ARCHER: It's "where," idiot!
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CHERLENE: The airport!
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Jesus!
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CALD?RON: And you, sir, will
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keep a civil tongue in your head
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when you are addressing
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the First Lady of the
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government-in-exile of La
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Rep?blica de San Marcos!
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CHERLENE: And also country
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music.
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ARCHER: I facetiously beg
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milady's pardon.
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CHERLENE: Oh, milady
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facetiously grants it.
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ARCHER: Oh, goody.
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Now let's steal a car, go join
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the rebels, then come back here
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and crush Cyril's stupid army.
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CALD?RON: You make it sound
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so easy.
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ARCHER (chuckling): Well,
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it's Cyril.
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I mean, unless he's got a
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nuclear warhead in his pants...
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CHERLENE: Which he totally
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does.
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KRIEGER: Which, guys, can we
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talk about this?
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KRIEGER CLONE 1: The time for
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talk is kaput,
Klon-Bruder.
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Now is the time for action!
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KRIEGER CLONE 2: Clone bone!
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CHERLENE: And by that I mean
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his... you know...
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ARCHER: Yeah, we...
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CHERLENE: Let me finish!
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...penis.
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No, you ruined it.
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And by "it," I meant the moment.
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Not his penis.
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ARCHER: I...
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CHERLENE: Penis.
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ARCHER: Will you shut up?!
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I know what I'm doing!
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CALD?RON: Yes, but don't do
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what you are doing!
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(Cald?ron and Cherlene yelp)
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(Archer chuckles)
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CALD?RON: Are you crazy?!
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This car is worth one quarter of
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$1 million!
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CHERLENE: Well,
was.
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ARCHER: And did you ever
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think maybe your fleet of
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priceless cars is the reason
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you're fighting off a
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rebellion?
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CALD?RON: I'm fighting the
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rebels because that is what we
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do!
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My father fought the rebels, his
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father fought the rebels...
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CHERLENE: So, like a family
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business.
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ARCHER: That manufactures
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oppression.
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CALD?RON: Well, and cocaine.
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In fact...
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CHERLENE: Stop!
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(Archer and Cald?ron scream)
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(tires screeching)
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ARCHER: What?!
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CHERLENE: That.
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(Archer gasps)
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I mean, if you think we have
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time.
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(tiger roars)
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ARCHER: I... Is there a
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tiger?
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CALD?RON: Of course there is
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a tiger.
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Where did you think you are,
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Tegucigalpa?
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(Archer giggles gleefully)
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(tires squealing)
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CYRIL: And so, by the power
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self-vested in me, I now
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pronounce us man and wife, and I
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may also kiss the bride.
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(Cyril kissing, Juliana grunts)
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PAM: Yay!
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MALORY: Ugh, second worst
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wedding ever.
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RAY: Yeah, but at least
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nobody died.
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PAM (laughing): Yet!
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(clears throat)
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Inappropes.
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MALORY: What is wrong with
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you?
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PAM: I'm trying to make that
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a thing people say, like,
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"Damn, dawg, that's inappropes!"
406
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,881
Plus, I think I'm addicted to
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cocaine.
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00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:19,983
MALORY: Well, but look on the
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bright side.
410
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With any luck at all, it will
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save me the trouble of killing
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you myself.
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PAM (sniffling): Damn,
414
00:09:27,893 --> 00:09:29,025
dawg...
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RAY: Inappropes.
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PAM: Yay!
417
00:09:32,497 --> 00:09:33,963
ARCHER (quietly): Yay!
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Yay!
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00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,332
(tiger roars)
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They should've sent a poet.
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00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,537
Oh, and some meat.
422
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,171
Do we have any meat?
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(elephant trumpets)
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CALD?RON: Literally tons.
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ARCHER: No, I didn't mean
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another animal.
427
00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:48,077
I meant like a steak, or some...
428
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CALD?RON: Typical American.
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You think meat comes from the
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supermercado, all wrapped in a
431
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nice plastic wrap.
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ARCHER: Yeah, you're
433
00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:54,984
describing meat.
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CALD?RON: No, no, no.
435
00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:57,086
Meat is blood and bones and
436
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sinew!
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00:09:58,089 --> 00:09:59,022
ARCHER: Well, now you're
438
00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:00,323
describing not-meat.
439
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:01,324
CALD?RON: Meat is whatever
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the tiger says is meat, because
441
00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:04,894
God made him the boss and all
442
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,896
the other animals his food!
443
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,531
(tiger roars)
444
00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:10,033
ARCHER: Hang on, buddy.
445
00:10:10,035 --> 00:10:11,701
And thank you, George Bore-well,
446
00:10:11,703 --> 00:10:13,202
for that clunky analogy in
447
00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:15,038
defense of totalitarianism, but
448
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,239
I'm not feeding Shane an
449
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,240
elephant.
450
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,241
CHERLENE: Who the hell is...
451
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,375
(gasps)
452
00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:20,910
Oh, my God, he's totally a
453
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,045
Shane.
454
00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:23,513
So let me bounce this off you
455
00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,281
guys...
456
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,282
KRIEGER: What say we don't
457
00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:27,517
launch this giant nerve gas
458
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:28,952
missile at, uh...
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00:10:28,954 --> 00:10:30,386
where did you say you were
460
00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:31,387
launching it?
461
00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:32,422
KRIEGER CLONE 1: Wouldn't you
462
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,289
like to know?
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00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,624
(hearty laughter)
464
00:10:34,626 --> 00:10:35,692
KRIEGER: I would, actually.
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Come on, you guys are acting
466
00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:38,528
a little... insane.
467
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:39,529
KRIEGER CLONE 1: Do you know
468
00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:40,530
what's insane?!
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00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:41,898
KRIEGER: Yeah, this.
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All of it, everything.
471
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,034
The rocket, uh... I'm not really
472
00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:45,702
comfortable with the
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00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:46,536
clone-bone.
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00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:47,537
KRIEGER CLONE 1: You're not
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doing it right.
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00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,305
Now move, so I can begin the
477
00:10:49,307 --> 00:10:50,473
launch sequence.
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KRIEGER: Over my dead...
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...body, man that was a jinx,
480
00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:54,544
huh?
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00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:55,378
(cocks gun)
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00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,913
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
483
00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:57,914
ARCHER: Hang on!
484
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,382
As amazing as it would be,
485
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,050
we can't take Shane with us.
486
00:11:01,052 --> 00:11:01,918
CHERLENE: Yeah, we can,
487
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,585
watch.
488
00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:03,453
BOTH: No, no, no, no!
489
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,221
No, don't!
490
00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:06,322
(low rumbling growl)
491
00:11:06,324 --> 00:11:07,323
CALD?RON: Okay, okay, okay,
492
00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:08,925
okay.
493
00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,460
ARCHER: Carol, listen to me
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00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,961
very closely.
495
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:12,962
CHERLENE: Why, you gonna walk
496
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,063
me through your organic method
497
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,264
of vaginal hygiene?
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00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:16,265
ARCHER: My what?
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00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:17,233
CHERLENE: You're a bigger
500
00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:18,334
pussy than Shane!
501
00:11:18,336 --> 00:11:19,636
Come here, boy! (Smacking lips)
502
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:22,405
(tiger roars, Cald?ron screams)
503
00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,173
ARCHER AND CHERLENE: Shane!
504
00:11:24,175 --> 00:11:25,241
(Cald?ron screams)
505
00:11:25,243 --> 00:11:26,442
CHERLENE: Do something!
506
00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:27,510
(Cald?ron screaming)
507
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,445
ARCHER: Like what?
508
00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:31,080
KRIEGER CLONE 1: Get him!
509
00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:33,983
(grunting)
510
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:34,984
KRIEGER CLONE 2: We're
511
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,652
coming, brother!
512
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,520
KRIEGER CLONE 3: Hiy...!
513
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,188
(gunshot)
514
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:40,189
(Krieger Clone 3 screams)
515
00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,190
KRIEGER CLONE 2: No...!
516
00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:42,458
KRIEGER CLONE 1: Brother...!
517
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,326
(thuds)
518
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,294
You bastard!
519
00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,664
Brother, the launch sequence!
520
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,598
KRIEGER: No!
521
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,932
(keyboard clicking)
522
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,000
(strained grunting)
523
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,035
(gunshot)
524
00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:54,170
KRIEGER CLONE 1: Don't stop!
525
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,438
(four gunshots)
526
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,206
(grunting)
527
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,207
KRIEGER CLONE 2: Almost...
528
00:11:58,209 --> 00:11:59,342
there.
529
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,144
KRIEGER: Oh, come on!
530
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:02,945
KRIEGER CLONE 2: Shut... up.
531
00:12:02,947 --> 00:12:04,013
> SEXY ROBOT VOICE: Launch
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00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,148
sequence initiated.
533
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,382
KRIEGER: No!
534
00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:07,884
KRIEGER CLONE 1 (sobs): No!
535
00:12:07,886 --> 00:12:09,352
(thuds)
536
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,155
(strained grunting)
537
00:12:12,157 --> 00:12:14,457
(choking)
538
00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,159
KRIEGER: Ha-ha!
539
00:12:16,161 --> 00:12:17,326
It doesn't work with a bow...
540
00:12:17,328 --> 00:12:20,363
tiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
541
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,232
(loud thuds)
542
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:24,634
ARCHER: Shane!
543
00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:25,468
Shane...!
544
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,402
CHERLENE: Shane...!
545
00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:28,538
(Cald?ron screaming)
546
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,405
(tiger roars)
547
00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:31,474
(scream stops abruptly)
548
00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:33,910
ARCHER: Shane?
549
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:36,312
(tiger snuffles)
550
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:42,218
(low, contented growl)
551
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,220
CHERLENE: Well, we should've
552
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,688
guessed that was gonna happen.
553
00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,590
(chuckling)
554
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,892
ARCHER: W... we should've?
555
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,494
CHERLENE: Well, or at least
556
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:52,595
could've.
557
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,030
I mean...
558
00:12:54,032 --> 00:12:55,364
ARCHER: Yeah, I-I-I guess,
559
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,033
uh... I guess a leopard can't
560
00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,534
change his spots.
561
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,203
CHERLENE: Uh... I don't know
562
00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:02,038
that much about leopards.
563
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,072
ARCHER: That was actually
564
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,341
a proverb.
565
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,076
CHERLENE: That was actually a
566
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,645
tiger.
567
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,084
SEXY ROBOT VOICE: Minutes to
568
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,385
launch: 180.
569
00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:17,353
KRIEGER: Huh.
570
00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:18,521
That is a lot longer than I
571
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:21,090
thought it would be.
572
00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:26,629
ARCHER: Okay, when we get to
573
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,030
rebel HQ, they might be
574
00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:29,031
aggressive at first, but...
575
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:30,032
CHERLENE: They wouldn't if we
576
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,200
had a damn tiger.
577
00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:32,201
(Archer sighs)
578
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,069
ARCHER: No.
579
00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:35,204
We're-we're not going back.
580
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,039
Unless...
581
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,407
No.
582
00:13:38,409 --> 00:13:39,408
CHERLENE: What if...
583
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:40,943
ARCHER: He had his chance!
584
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:41,944
JULIANA: A what?
585
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:42,945
CYRIL: A charivari.
586
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,213
Also called a shivaree?
587
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:45,214
You know, it's that thing where
588
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,249
everybody bangs pots and pans
589
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:47,583
outside our room as we...
590
00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:48,718
consummate.
591
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,719
(chuckles)
592
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,120
JULIANA: Oh... n-no.
593
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,121
We're not doing that.
594
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,156
LANA: Ha-ha!
595
00:13:53,158 --> 00:13:54,056
Ow!
596
00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:55,224
Ray, my feet are already killing
597
00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,259
me.
598
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,126
RAY: Sorry.
599
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,094
MALORY: He's probably not
600
00:13:58,096 --> 00:13:58,995
used to leading.
601
00:13:58,997 --> 00:13:59,996
RAY: You know...
602
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:00,897
MALORY: You, on the other
603
00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,099
hand... lead away.
604
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:04,267
PAM: Mind if I cut in?
605
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,134
COMANDANTE: No.
606
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,002
MALORY: Yes!
607
00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,003
PAM: Screw you guys.
608
00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,004
Hey, Krieger!
609
00:14:08,006 --> 00:14:08,971
KRIEGER: What the hell is
610
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,639
going on?
611
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,506
PAM: Cyril's the new
612
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:11,340
dictator...
613
00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:12,241
CYRIL: President.
614
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:13,176
PAM: Shut up, and he just
615
00:14:13,178 --> 00:14:14,110
married crazy tits, and I need
616
00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:14,977
a dance partner.
617
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,412
So nobody noticed that I've
618
00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:17,313
been missing for three weeks?
619
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,014
RAY: Um...
620
00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:19,348
MALORY: Well, I certainly
621
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,082
didn't.
622
00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:21,017
PAM: We figured the vampires
623
00:14:21,019 --> 00:14:22,251
MALORY: The what?
624
00:14:22,253 --> 00:14:22,985
LANA: Wait, what?
625
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:23,986
KRIEGER (sighs): They're not
626
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,521
vampires, they're my clones.
627
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,490
Or I'm their clone, or...
628
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,091
MALORY: Oh, please, you and
629
00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:30,259
your clone nonsense, it's all
630
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,527
a bunch of...
631
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:33,362
LANA: Holy shit.
632
00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:34,964
CYRIL: Why was I not informed
633
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:36,432
of this, Krieger?
634
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:38,134
PAM: If he even is Krieger!
635
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:39,001
CYRIL: Huh?
636
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,336
PAM: The real Krieger could
637
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,370
be down there!
638
00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:42,305
KRIEGER: Oh, for... that is
639
00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,172
just...
640
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,140
I won't even dignify that with
641
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:45,174
a response.
642
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,610
Uh, uh... (snapping fingers)
643
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:48,644
LANA: Pam?
644
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,512
KRIEGER: Pam!
645
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,346
PAM: Uh-huh.
646
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,280
KRIEGER: I've got a
647
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:52,281
concussion.
648
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,516
And this regular tie means
649
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,684
nothing, I don't like bow ties
650
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,985
so I switched.
651
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:56,652
LANA: Well, you certainly
652
00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:57,520
sound concussed.
653
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,354
PAM: He sounds like a
654
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,222
vampire!
655
00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:00,189
I say we tie him up and let the
656
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,324
sun sort it out!
657
00:15:01,326 --> 00:15:02,191
LANA: You need to hush.
658
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,125
SEXY ROBOT VOICE: Minutes to
659
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,660
launch: 150.
660
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:05,528
MALORY: What is that?
661
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,362
PAM: What is going on?
662
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,363
CYRIL: Tell me that robot's
663
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,331
not talking about launching this
664
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,198
rocket, Krieger.
665
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,399
PAM: Or should we say
666
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:11,400
Count Krieg...
667
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:12,335
Ow! Ow!
668
00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,036
Ow, cut it out! Ow!
669
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,905
Goddamn it! Ow!
670
00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:16,973
LANA: Thank you.
671
00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:17,974
PAM: Vampire lovers.
672
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:18,975
KRIEGER: Yeah, so, here's
673
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,042
the thing...
674
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:20,710
ARCHER: This is it, rebel
675
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,978
headquarters.
676
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,546
Now, remember, let me do the
677
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,580
talking.
678
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:25,481
CHERLENE: Got it.
679
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:26,349
ARCHER: I'm serious.
680
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:27,183
CHERLENE: I got it.
681
00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:28,050
ARCHER: Look at me.
682
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:28,985
CHERLENE: I got it!
683
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,052
Jesus!
684
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,087
ARCHER: Okay.
685
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:32,221
Then here we go.
686
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,524
(rebels shouting in Spanish)
687
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:36,993
REBEL SOLDIER:
Pinche cabr?n!
688
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:37,660
CHERLENE: Ow!
689
00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:38,527
ARCHER: Goddamn it!
690
00:15:38,529 --> 00:15:40,029
You said you'd let me do the...
691
00:15:40,031 --> 00:15:41,030
(grunts)
692
00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:42,598
(Cherlene laughing)
693
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,666
REBEL SOLDIER 2:
?Espere,
694
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:44,533
espere!
695
00:15:44,535 --> 00:15:45,368
?Mira, mira!
696
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,535
Es la cantante!
697
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:47,603
CHERLENE:
It's all about me
698
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:48,437
this time...
699
00:15:48,439 --> 00:15:50,239
Aw...
700
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,207
MALORY: So.
701
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,942
You're saying this gigantic
702
00:15:52,944 --> 00:15:54,410
rocket is not only full of
703
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,512
deadly nerve gas, but also aimed
704
00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,114
God knows where?
705
00:15:58,116 --> 00:15:59,215
KRIEGER: Well, that statement
706
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:00,449
presupposes the existence of
707
00:16:00,451 --> 00:16:01,350
God, but...
708
00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:02,285
MALORY: Krieger, I am about
709
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,552
two seconds away from telling
710
00:16:03,554 --> 00:16:05,588
Pam to get a wooden stake.
711
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,023
PAM: Yay!
712
00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:08,524
KRIEGER: I'm not a vampire!
713
00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:09,525
MALORY: Doesn't matter to
714
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:10,526
the stake.
715
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,394
KRIEGER: Then yes!
716
00:16:11,396 --> 00:16:12,395
It's full of nerve gas, and I
717
00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:13,396
don't know where it's aimed!
718
00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:14,263
LANA: What?
719
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,264
What's the range on this thing?
720
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,265
KRIEGER: I don't know, 2,000
721
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,133
miles?
722
00:16:17,135 --> 00:16:18,034
(Malory gasps)
723
00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:18,901
MALORY: How far away is the
724
00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:19,969
Upper East Side?
725
00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:20,703
KRIEGER: I don't know,
726
00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,471
1,980-something miles?
727
00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:23,472
(Malory screams)
728
00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:24,373
CYRIL: Okay, this is a
729
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,441
presidential order from the
730
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,542
president.
731
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:27,543
Shut it down!
732
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,411
KRIEGER: I can't!
733
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,046
PAM: Can't, or won't?
734
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,047
KRIEGER: Can't!
735
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:31,714
PAM: Oh.
736
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:32,982
I didn't hear you.
737
00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:33,716
LANA: Ray, can you override
738
00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:35,117
the launch sequence?
739
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,118
RAY: Um...
740
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,986
SEXY ROBOT VOICE: Launch
741
00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:37,720
sequence accelerated.
742
00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:38,554
RAY: No.
743
00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,322
(all exclaiming)
744
00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:40,423
MALORY: Oh, for God's sake.
745
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:41,390
SEXY ROBOT VOICE: Minutes to
746
00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:42,391
launch: 90.
747
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:43,559
LANA: Cyril...
748
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:44,593
CYRIL: Uh, it's actually
749
00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,329
Se?or Presidente, but...
750
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:47,964
LANA: Shh, hush.
751
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,166
Now I know you've had a fun time
752
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,335
as dictator, and we all enjoyed
753
00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:54,003
this little break from him,
754
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:56,138
but Cyril... and if you tell him
755
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,340
I said this, I'll break your
756
00:16:57,342 --> 00:17:01,677
frickin' arms... it's... ugh...
757
00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,279
Archer time.
758
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:05,247
CYRIL: Wha...?
759
00:17:05,249 --> 00:17:06,682
Oh, all right.
760
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,517
LANA: Krieger, I assume the
761
00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:09,352
whatever...
762
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,353
PAM: Doppelkriegers.
763
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:11,320
LANA: I assume they had a
764
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,621
lab, so take Ray and see if you
765
00:17:12,623 --> 00:17:13,622
can find some info on how to
766
00:17:13,624 --> 00:17:15,257
shut this damn thing down.
767
00:17:15,259 --> 00:17:16,459
We'll go get Archer.
768
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:17,526
PAM: Ooh, and Cherlene!
769
00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:19,662
LANA: Ooh, and no.
770
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,964
Because she isn't here.
771
00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:22,665
CYRIL: Oh!
772
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,000
Damn it, Archer!
773
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,034
Damn you!
774
00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:26,002
You can't even let me pretend to
775
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,203
be magnanimous while inwardly
776
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,270
gloating!
777
00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:29,138
MALORY: Oh, shut up.
778
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,439
What does the note say?
779
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:33,009
LANA (reading):
780
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,048
So, airport?
781
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,116
PAM: But the note says not...
782
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,117
(mumbling)
783
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:41,984
CYRIL: Well, I guess that
784
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:42,685
settles that!
785
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,686
I mean, it's not like we can
786
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,054
just waltz into enemy territory
787
00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:46,355
and...
788
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,024
Well, I certainly can't.
789
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,291
LANA: Can't, or...
790
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,993
CYRIL: Both, either, all.
791
00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:52,661
They'd shoot me on sight, Lana.
792
00:17:52,663 --> 00:17:53,662
And if you want Archer so damn
793
00:17:53,664 --> 00:17:55,464
bad, you can go get him your...
794
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:58,034
(tires squealing)
795
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,537
Huh.
796
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,571
I didn't think she'd actually
797
00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:03,472
do it.
798
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:04,540
MALORY: Then you're an idiot.
799
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,643
CYRIL: Oh, I'm the idiot?
800
00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:09,645
MALORY: Yes.
801
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:10,513
(Archer grunts)
802
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:11,514
ARCHER: What the...?
803
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,515
Holly?
804
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:13,516
HOLLY: Archer?
805
00:18:13,518 --> 00:18:14,517
SLATER: Rando?
806
00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:15,518
ARCHER: Slater?
807
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,886
HOLLY: Who the hell is Rando?
808
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,653
SLATER: Him!
809
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:18,521
HOLLY: That's Sterling
810
00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:19,388
Archer!
811
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,389
CHERLENE (loudly): A-hem!
812
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,425
And I am Cherlene?
813
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:25,428
The Queen of Outlaw Country?
814
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,529
SLATER: What the hell are you
815
00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:27,530
doing here?
816
00:18:27,532 --> 00:18:28,531
ARCHER: What the hell are
you
817
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:29,365
doing here?
818
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,266
HOLLY: I could ask you the
819
00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:31,167
same question.
820
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,234
I
am asking you the same
821
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,102
question!
822
00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:34,036
ARCHER: We came to join the
823
00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:34,703
rebels.
824
00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:35,538
SLATER: What?
825
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,539
ARCHER: What's the FBI doing
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in San Marcos?
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With a cocaine smuggler?
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(Holly sighs)
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HOLLY: I'm not FBI, and he's
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not a...
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SLATER: Well, technically,
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I am, but...
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HOLLY: We're both CIA.
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ARCHER: What?!
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CHERLENE (whispering): C...
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I... A.
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SLATER: And we're also
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the rebels.
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HOLLY: And you are in a
mundo
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of
caca.
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LANA: Okay!
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Listen, stop, listen to me!
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ARCHER: Lana?!
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LANA: Holly?
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What's the FBI doing...
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ARCHER: These dickheads
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aren't FBI, Lana, they're CIA!
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And also the rebels!
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Huh.
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Thought that would get more of
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a reaction.
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LANA: Yeah, no, that is,
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um... news, uh...
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but my water just broke, so...
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