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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Ah, yeah!
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Let's go! Yeah!
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Oh, good, there you are.
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Right this way.
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I've got number one. We're traveling.
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Wow, you look absolutely incredible.
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Aw.
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I'm actually a really big fan.
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Oh.
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You smell really good too.
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Here is the stage.
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Thank you, everyone, for coming.
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We are so excited to welcome back
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Deborah Vance!
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That's it?
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Our Deborah Vance slot machines...
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- Hey, Marty! Marty!
- Are exclusive to the...
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- Hey! Marty!
- Palmetto and to Caesar's.
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Where's Deborah?
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Yeah, she's a little busy these days.
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♪ Hold on and you might ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Be famous ♪
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You've had such a year
since that special came out.
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What's next? Nobel Peace Prize?
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It's such an ugly medal.
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Got to tell you, loved
the Super Bowl commercial.
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Oh, wasn't that fun? And I actually do
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love Tostitos Scoops.
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Did you ever imagine
you were going to be
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on the "Time" 100 list?
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Yes.
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I loved your special.
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I loved your vaccine.
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Deborah, come to Brazil.
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You know, I keep hearing that.
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You know, I will.
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That's not real crab!
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Yes!
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Wait, just so you know, I
fucking hate your sister,
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and I want to kill your sister for you.
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You're adorable.
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♪ And let 'em decide ♪
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♪ But now you're thinking why ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ You're famous ♪
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♪ Your way to paradise ♪
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Oh, George, thanks for letting
me get up here so last-minute.
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I'd bump anybody for you, baby.
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- You've got to be kidding.
- You're the best.
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Plus you've got the biggest
special in the world.
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I'm so proud of you, you have no idea.
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Thank you.
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Ah, thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is so intimate.
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I...
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no, really, I haven't...
I haven't played
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a room this small for a while.
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So...
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Anyway, thanks in
advance for being kind.
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I'm working out some new material, so...
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It might be a little rough.
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Why are you laughing?
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Anyway, um, you know, I-I was, uh,
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out walking my two corgis
the other day and...
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That's not the joke.
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Why...
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- You don't see it?
- Mm-mm.
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The strawberries are with
the Waterford crystal,
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the cacti are with the penguins,
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and the corn cobs are
nowhere near each other.
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- It's chaos.
- Huh.
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She's obviously not sleeping again.
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I might have to slip
Ambien in her coq au vin.
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Good morning. both: Hey.
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You look gorgeous.
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Oh.
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Your stylist is in the living room.
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- Good.
- Actually, while I have you,
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we need to go over a few
things with the collection.
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Sure.
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It's not good.
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For the DV baseball caps,
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we wanted to feature one with text.
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The designer suggested
"fabulous" on acid-wash denim.
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Oh, that's so tacky.
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Let's do "chic" on the
leopard print hearts.
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Perfect. I'll see you at the office.
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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So we have some incredible options
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for the award presentation.
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Everybody sent looks...
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Celine, Fendi, Dolce...
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Oh, the other day, somebody told me
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Dolce is extremely problematic.
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Okay, no Dolce. We love a woke queen.
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Oh, I didn't say I wouldn't wear it.
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I'm just telling you an
annoying part of my week.
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Hilarious.
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Ooh.
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I love that one.
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But also no, you know?
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You know, um, these are all lovely, um,
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but nothing's really speaking to me.
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You know, I just...
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I think I might have
something better in my closet.
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Mm-hmm.
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Holy fuck.
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Okay, so I'm thinking floor -length,
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so let's go to evening gowns.
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Alaia, no.
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Ann Demeulemeester,
maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Alexander McQueen, no.
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Let's see.
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Yeah, the A's were good to me.
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Let's see, let's see.
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No. No.
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Eh, predictable. No.
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Hm.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here it is.
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What do you think?
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Okay, honey, this is it.
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I'm not so sure now.
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- I don't...
- Trust your gut.
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It's so bright, so bold.
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It'll make a splash.
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Really?
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- Love.
- Obsessed.
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- Will you zip me?
- Yeah.
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It was actually custom-made for me.
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I never got to actually
wear it to the event, though,
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'cause Polanski fled.
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It's actually j...
i-it just won't close.
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But you know, did you
drink any seltzer today?
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Because I read on this
website one time that
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seltzer can make you
bloat, and it definitely
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- would be the seltzer.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I just need to lose a
little bit of weight.
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I got two weeks. I can...
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I can make it fit.
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How do these walk?
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- No words.
- Oh, my God.
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- Beautiful.
- You better walk.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yay, my Botox settled.
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Mine didn't. I'm gonna sue Getty Images.
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- Ugh.
- Stop.
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I'm disgusting.
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Oh, hey, Ava said she had work tonight,
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so she might still be working.
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- Okay.
- FYI.
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Ava?
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Oh. Shit.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I was... I was ch...
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Chopping the blocks as
they were flying towards me,
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and they get louder as
they gather in power.
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What's up, you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey, why don't you guys head to the back
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and... and we'll meet you in a second?
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- It's... it's...
- Sure.
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- Yeah.
- Over that way.
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You... you know you could have
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told me if you didn't want
to come to the premiere.
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No, I swear to God I worked.
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I had to read, like, 500
pages of fucking research
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on how the coral reefs are collapsing,
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and it was so depressing
that I literally had
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to escape to an alternate reality.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did I look dorky?
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No, not at all.
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- Really?
- No.
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Really sexy.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Shit. Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, you guys. I'm
gonna have to call this in.
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You can wait here or you
can walk to the next stop.
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I'm so sorry.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I was distracted.
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I'm gonna be late for work now.
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Fuck you.
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I-I'm hearing you.
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And also, I want to commend you
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for using mass transit.
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You're a piece of shit, okay?
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I'm sorry, I-I'm just
gonna go wait in my car.
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Don't leave the scene either.
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I won't. Sorry.
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Oh. Uh, hi, Lewis.
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Sorry, I-I'm almost done
with a... a new draft.
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Sorry it's late. I... this morning...
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- Uh, no... no worries.
That's not why I'm here.
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So the good news. Good news is that
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the story on the heat
dome is turning out great.
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- Great.
- Bad news is that
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Josh is stuck in Arizona.
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All flights have been canceled
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'cause the tires are
melted to the tarmac.
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Again?
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Um, so he won't make it to Montreal
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for the panel with me this weekend.
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Do you think you might want
to take his place, go instead?
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, yeah, I-I would love to.
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- Yeah?
- Thank you.
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Great. I'll have Gretchen send you
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- the information.
- Yeah.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- Okay, thanks.
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All right, goodbye. Back to work.
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Sorry it's so last-minute.
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Oh, my God, it's totally fine.
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It's so awesome he asked.
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I know, right?
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There are so many other writers
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they could have asked
who've been there longer.
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But he asked you.
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Plus I have fight choreo all weekend.
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Apparently there's,
like, a whole episode
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that's just one epic fight scene
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where I realize my powers as
Wolf Girl during the fight.
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Oh, my God. Of course
the female protagonist
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doesn't know what's going
on with her own body.
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Actually, it's like a metaphor
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for how society views
female anger as unpalatable.
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Oh, that's really good then.
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Do you need me to pick up
your car while you're gone?
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Oh, thank you, but I guess
it's gonna be a while.
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I hope that guy's paying
for it since he hit you.
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Yeah, for sure he will.
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BMW drivers, such dickheads.
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Zoom-zooming around, you know?
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Um, hey, do you know where my
collapsible water bottle is?
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Oh, yeah, I'll check the dishwasher.
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Thank you.
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Ugh! Oh, my God!
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Could you have driven any slower?
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We missed three shows already.
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Yeah, well, that was harrowing.
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Why would you rent a $300,000 car
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in a new city with French road signs?
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Because JFL is the comedy industry event
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of the year, Jimmy.
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Deborah's doing amazing.
I want people to know
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we're doing amazing too.
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It's all about peacocking, baby.
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No, it's not.
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Reps come to this festival to...
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Cheat on their wives.
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Sure, but we are here to see
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fresh, interesting new voices, okay?
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Stop stressing.
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Mi trust fund es su trust fund.
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Just charge it.
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Thank you. She has a
huge bag in the back,
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and also it's very sensitive.
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Be careful on the gas.
268
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,057
Hey, Jimmy, Kayla.
269
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,141
Ugh.
270
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,393
Hey, guys, what's up?
271
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,144
Surprised to see you two here.
272
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,022
You know this is New
Faces, not Old Faces, right?
273
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,982
Ha ha, very funny. Just so you know,
274
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,402
we have a diverse roster
of clients of every age.
275
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,487
Yeah, I saw you just
signed Valerie Bertinelli.
276
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,114
Yeah, we did. Huge get... lot of people
277
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,365
wanted Valerie, but we got her, so...
278
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,991
And guess what? We only represent
279
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,868
Valerie Bertinelli's
non-cooking appearances,
280
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,994
so you actually fucking don't know
281
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,079
what you're talking about, Dan.
282
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,455
Whatever. We got to go.
283
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,207
Hey, good luck this winter.
284
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,168
A bad flu season could
knock out your whole roster.
285
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,879
- Oh, shut the fuck up, okay?
- Whoa.
286
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,090
- Great to see you guys.
Maybe I'll see you around.
287
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,800
- Yeah.
- Silas.
288
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,510
I just drove a Lambo,
by the way, just now.
289
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,178
Congrats.
290
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,556
And he did a good job driving around!
291
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,528
It's so '80s in here.
292
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,572
Oh, is that true? Is it the birds?
293
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,865
Well, I mean, I don't know. I just...
294
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,366
Uh, Logan and Mirya, right?
295
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,076
Ava from the "Ice Age" roundtable.
296
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,995
Oh, hey.
297
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,538
You guys were so fucking funny at that.
298
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,040
Oh, my God, no, you were.
299
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,458
Seriously, we were talking about it.
300
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,084
Oh, that's so nice of you to say.
301
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,502
I was a little nervous because I'm not
302
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,087
super familiar with the universe.
303
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh, who cares?
304
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,051
Sorry...
305
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,387
Are you wearing, uh, Black Pashmina?
306
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,558
Yeah, um, my boss says I
don't process onions well,
307
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,477
so she gave me a bottle to
wear every time I'm around her,
308
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,603
but it's... it's fine.
309
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,146
Yeah, it stinks.
310
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,565
Um, are...
311
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,233
are you working for Deborah Vance?
312
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,943
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we've been
313
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,528
writing for her for, like, a few months.
314
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,865
Yeah, she's winning
Comedy Special of the Year.
315
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:49,908
She's here?
316
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,284
Yeah.
317
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,245
Do you know if her manager's here too?
318
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,580
And then I asked myself, you know,
319
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,956
do I even want to date a male model
320
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,208
at this point in my life?
321
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,210
And the answer was, yeah.
322
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,920
- Okay, Kayla...
- I do want to.
323
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,588
Who are those Latitude
douchebags talking to?
324
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,175
Oh, um, Clive somebody.
325
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,636
Yeah, that's one of the shows
that we missed on stage four.
326
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,429
Apparently he's the toast of the town.
327
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,934
Okay, we gotta meet that
guy. We are gonna sign him
328
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,102
before Latitude does.
329
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,895
Okay, there we go.
330
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,605
We got a live one.
331
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,191
I'll do some recon right after
I hit the little ladies' room.
332
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,443
Do you happen to have a tampon?
333
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,945
Why would I?
334
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,530
I don't know, Jimmy.
335
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,949
Hey. Deborah's here?
336
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,575
- You're here?
- Yeah.
337
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,285
Lewis asked me to join
a panel last-minute.
338
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,329
Oh, my God, Ava, that's
huge. That's awesome.
339
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,123
And she hired new writers?
340
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,293
You know what, she hired two,
341
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,087
which is actually a
compliment, isn't it?
342
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,338
She had to replace you with two people.
343
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,589
Wow.
344
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,174
Also, you look great.
345
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,176
I like this blazer. Very writer.
346
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,970
I'm not ready to see her.
347
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,304
Ava!
348
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,640
That doesn't matter at all.
349
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,100
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
350
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,935
- That's Winnie Landell.
- Who?
351
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,562
The head of your network.
352
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,645
Introduce me.
353
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,981
Be charming. Come on.
354
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,398
15 people, none of them like her.
355
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,482
- I agree.
- I don't think she's funny.
356
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,109
- Hi.
- Uh, Ava,
357
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,319
this is Winnie Landell.
She gave me my job.
358
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,613
So by proxy, she gave you yours.
359
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,365
What are you?
360
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,992
Uh, mostly Irish, a little Scottish...
361
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,662
No, no, no, I mean agent or stand-up...
362
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,955
- Oh, no, I'm a writer.
- Of course you are.
363
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,000
Actually, she's my favorite writer.
364
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,501
Keep that on the down-low.
365
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,171
Hi, Lewis. Winnie, I
am Jimmy LuSaque, Jr.
366
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,506
I'm Ava's manager and
a huge fan of yours.
367
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,591
Everything you've done at the network...
368
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,176
You're Jimmy LuSaque's kid?
369
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,259
- Yes.
- I knew him.
370
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,553
I fucked him once.
371
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,679
After the divorce...
372
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,514
mine, not his.
373
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,350
Well, I don't know, maybe his.
374
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,726
We didn't talk much.
375
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,269
What year?
376
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,687
Have you seen the spicy tuna guy?
377
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,272
- Uh, no.
- No.
378
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,066
Was it post -'96?
379
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,692
Uh, so Winnie and I
are headed to dinner.
380
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,736
And then after, we're gonna
go to Seth and Evan's party.
381
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,987
- Do you want to go to that?
- Yes.
382
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,029
Yeah.
383
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,698
Hey, hey, spicy tuna.
384
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,659
Okay. See you there?
385
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,119
- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
386
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,040
Wow. Blunt. You okay?
387
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,583
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it
was after the divorce.
388
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,168
So do you think that was an invitation
389
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,670
for both of us or just you?
390
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,338
I don't know. I'll f... I'll find out.
391
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,589
I literally sweat through
my shirt when I heard
392
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,674
about Deborah, so I got to change
393
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,758
if I'm going to this party.
394
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,677
Okay. Text me, all right?
395
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,221
Oh.
396
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,014
Sorry, can you hold the door?
397
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,307
Sorry. Thank you.
398
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,394
Wh...
399
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,812
wh-whoa.
400
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,774
Wow. Oh, my God.
401
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,442
- Deborah, hi.
- Hi.
402
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,778
I had no idea you were here.
403
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,280
Give me a hug.
404
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,407
Wow.
405
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,535
Wow. Uh...
406
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,412
well, it's... it's an
honor to be in the presence
407
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,080
of Supreme streetwear royalty.
408
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,581
- Ah.
- Congrats on everything.
409
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,625
It's been really cool to see it all...
410
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,585
from afar, obviously.
411
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,254
It's been a good year.
412
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,422
How you doing?
413
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,548
Good. Real good.
414
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,133
Really, uh, really good.
415
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,719
So doing good, yeah.
416
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,928
You look well.
417
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,806
Thanks.
418
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,393
And you look, uh, the same.
419
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,603
That's the goal.
420
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,480
So, um, what are you up to...
421
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,107
I'm headed to a really cool party.
422
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,067
On my way right now.
423
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,153
It's on a roof... top.
424
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,447
Fabulous.
425
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,491
Oh, shoot, this is me.
426
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,244
Um, it was good to see you.
427
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,329
Have fun.
428
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,622
Okay.
429
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,300
Uh, I look well?
430
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,676
You got nothing on my new haircut?
431
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,802
You're not gonna say I look like
432
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,596
a little page boy or something?
433
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,764
No, I just thought maybe you'd put
434
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,432
a child's wig on backwards.
435
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,517
There we go. Thank you.
436
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,561
Can I start on the blazer now?
437
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,689
Sorry, is that the Tom
Cruise coconut cake?
438
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,483
How the hell did you know that?
439
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,360
It's a famous cake.
Every Christmas he sends one
440
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,403
to his entire contact list.
I've read about it for years.
441
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,364
Kirsten Dunst said it
was one of the best cakes
442
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,532
she's ever had, and she
was in "Marie Antoinette."
443
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,160
Well, I guess Tom just saw
the special and he loved it.
444
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,578
That's cool.
445
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,871
How is it?
446
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,748
Fantastic. I was very funny.
447
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,541
Ha ha. I mean the cake.
448
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,335
Oh, I'm off sugar now.
449
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,588
So...
450
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,965
no one's eating the
Tom Cruise coconut cake?
451
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,222
- Would you like to try it?
- Yeah.
452
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,515
For sure. Thank you.
453
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,142
Would love that.
454
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:28,311
I just want to say,
455
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,563
for the record, I'm
not a Tom Cruise guy,
456
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,482
and I actually think leading man culture
457
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:36,361
is really toxic, but I do want
to see what this tastes like
458
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,530
strictly from an
anthropological standpoint.
459
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,240
Sure.
460
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,538
Wow.
461
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,665
Yup.
462
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,542
Yup.
463
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,377
That is fucking good.
464
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,795
You seriously aren't
even gonna have any?
465
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,714
No. I have to fit into a dress that
466
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,549
I have to wear tomorrow
night, so if I even have
467
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,259
a bite of something
sweet, I'll crave it.
468
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,302
Can't even look at a peach.
469
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,722
Very you, all or nothing.
470
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,476
So I met your new writers.
471
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,520
How are they?
472
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,272
They're very good joke writers.
473
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,483
So what are you doing
here at the festival?
474
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,236
Oh, well, uh, I've actually been writing
475
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,780
on that very prestigious
show "On The Contrary."
476
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:22,907
Oh, that's incredible.
477
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,743
Congratulations.
478
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,494
Have you seen it?
479
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:27,871
I've seen clips.
480
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,417
Yeah. Um, it's really good.
481
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,211
Really popular, really award-winning.
482
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,964
So yeah, I'm here to represent
the show on a panel tomorrow,
483
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,593
uh, "Changing The World With Laughter."
484
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:42,676
Ah.
485
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,803
Yeah.
486
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,764
So I don't know, I'm just bummed
487
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,515
'cause I wish my girlfriend, Ruby,
488
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,351
the hot actress, was here.
489
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,520
She's stuck in LA filming
for this DC show she's in.
490
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,439
It's called "Wolf Girl." She's the lead,
491
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,859
the, uh, titular Wolf Girl, so...
492
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,319
it's top secret, though.
493
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,612
Don't tell anybody.
494
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,281
That your girlfriend's a dog?
495
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,450
I think you're the one that
should stop talking about it.
496
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,622
Yeah, we just, uh...
just moved in together.
497
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,791
- Mm.
- Gorgeous house, you know,
498
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,293
natural light, like, everywhere,
499
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,628
vaulted ceilings.
500
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,296
Sounds lovely.
501
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,256
Good view?
502
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,298
Gorgeous.
503
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,425
Well, that's good.
504
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,927
I'm really happy for you.
505
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,892
Well, I should get going.
506
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:31,976
Thanks for the cake.
507
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,729
Enjoy Montreal.
508
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,398
Oh, I won't.
509
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,359
It's Paris in the ears
but Hartford on the eyes.
510
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,029
Uh, is that the dress
511
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,656
you're trying to fit into for tomorrow?
512
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,991
Mm-hmm. Isn't it gorgeous?
513
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,661
Um... no.
514
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:52,831
It's literally the most hideous dress
515
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,624
I've ever seen in my entire life.
516
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,544
It's Bill Blass couture.
It's one of a kind.
517
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,838
Well, thank God there's
only one of those.
518
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,840
Okay, you're insane.
519
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,383
I mean, look at this.
520
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,844
I am. That's the problem.
521
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:09,347
It's gorgeous... I-I mean,
the crinoline detailing alone.
522
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,307
Lady, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?
523
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,852
It's fugly ass. It's giving Big Bird.
524
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,729
Oh, my God!
525
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,522
You know nothing about
fashion. You dress like
526
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,399
you're about to have
lunch on a steel girder.
527
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,526
Hey, whatever. You can
wear whatever you want.
528
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,695
Yeah, I know I can, and I will.
529
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,655
You know, it's just sad that
you're so wrong about this.
530
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,407
I mean, everybody loves this dress...
531
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:30,660
Damien, Marcus, my stylist,
all of her assistants.
532
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,620
Everyone on your payroll?
533
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,749
Okay.
534
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,959
All right. I'm gonna prove you wrong.
535
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,717
Hi, could you please send up a bellhop?
536
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,093
A gay one.
537
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:48,470
Oh, my God.
538
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:49,553
Thank you.
539
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:52,640
You're insane.
540
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:53,725
We'll see.
541
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,396
Oh, my God, I can't believe
sneaking up the stairs worked.
542
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,565
Crashing a party is
big Lambo energy, Jimmy.
543
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,693
Yeah, well, we are
fucking signing this guy.
544
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:06,071
There he is. Okay, let's go.
545
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:07,405
- Here we go.
- I appreciate you.
546
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,865
Thank you. Thanks.
547
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,575
Hey, there he is, the toast of the fest.
548
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,785
How are you?
549
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:12,869
I'm Jimmy LuSaque, Jr., manager.
550
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,079
- Hi.
- Kayla Schaffer,
551
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,497
cofounder and assistant to Jimmy.
552
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,831
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
553
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,541
You too. Dude, your show...
554
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,126
- Unbelievable.
- So good...
555
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:21,920
I-I can't even talk
about it... don't want to.
556
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,713
- And we were there.
- That's very nice.
557
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,590
I-I appreciate that. Thank you.
558
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,841
Look, I'm not gonna
bullshit you with small talk.
559
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:27,925
I'd love to sign you.
560
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:28,926
And that's a huge deal.
561
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,470
Wow.
562
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:31,721
You can go with a
bigger firm if you want,
563
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:32,847
but we come from a place like that,
564
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,474
and I can tell you firsthand,
565
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,767
they will not treat
you with the same kind
566
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,060
of care and attention that we can.
567
00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:38,478
We are really good at developing
568
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:39,938
long-term strategy for our clients.
569
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,481
We're very thoughtful
and we want to create
570
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,733
a five-year and a ten-year plan for you.
571
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,694
Okay. Uh...
572
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,904
you guys really think I can make it?
573
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,406
Oh, we know it.
574
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:51,908
Wow. Man, I appreciate that.
575
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,576
I do, 'cause I... I
mean, I've been talking
576
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,120
to some of the other
reps, and they've been,
577
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,788
you know, hesitant.
578
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,957
- Well, they're idiots, okay?
- Fucking losers.
579
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,959
- We represent Deborah Vance.
- Total icon.
580
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,836
Between us, she is 70... shh...
581
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,587
and doing better than ever, okay?
582
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,965
That's gonna be you
when you're that age.
583
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:11,720
Man, your optimism
is... it's so inspiring.
584
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,180
Uh... I'm in.
585
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,849
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
586
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,767
Well, all right. Hey!
587
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:19,728
Welcome to la familia.
588
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:21,104
- All right.
- All right, dude,
589
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,605
we're gonna get
celebratory drinks, okay?
590
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:24,149
- Whoo!
- Okay, I shouldn't, but...
591
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,817
yeah, all right, let's do it.
592
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,986
- Okay.
- Whoo!
593
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,031
- Get in the bathroom.
- What? Why?
594
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,657
Because I don't want
you influencing him.
595
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:33,699
Go.
596
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,868
Fine.
597
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,954
- Hi.
- I need the cash up front.
598
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,789
My pants stay on. Where is he?
599
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,666
Oh, my God, no. No, no, no, no.
600
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,959
No, I just had a quick question for you.
601
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,502
- Come on in.
- Oh, amazing.
602
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,837
I was not in the mood.
603
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,174
Okay, this dress,
604
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,633
what do you think?
605
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,469
Wh-why are you asking me?
606
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,179
Did you, like... did you work on it?
607
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:57,015
No, no, I just want to know
honestly what you think.
608
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,099
Honest opinion.
609
00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,684
It's weird.
610
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:00,852
- Okay.
- Is that... yeah, I think it's...
611
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,771
One might say, like, it's ugly.
612
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:04,481
It's really ugly. I would
say it's really ugly.
613
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:05,940
Hey! Okay.
614
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,568
That was a very leading
line of questioning.
615
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,694
This dress is gorgeous.
616
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:10,862
It was custom-made for me.
617
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,822
Oh, on y... on... on you?
618
00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:14,699
You would wear it? Oh,
we... I actually think
619
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:16,659
then that could be fierce, actually.
620
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,661
I mean, that could be a slay even.
621
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,747
You're, like, my... my queen.
622
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,540
- You can go.
- Oh, hold on.
623
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:26,586
I was imagining it on her,
you have to understand.
624
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:27,670
- Wh...
- There you go.
625
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,255
Thank you so much.
626
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,091
She... she tricked me.
627
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:36,179
I don't even think he's gay.
628
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:38,556
You really shouldn't assume
someone's sexual orientation,
629
00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:41,184
but he absolutely was.
630
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,852
Well, if he's gay with an ass like that,
631
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:44,062
he's got worse problems
than my assumptions.
632
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,605
- Deborah.
- Well, I mean,
633
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,940
he didn't say he was gay.
634
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,233
Not everyone walks around
635
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:50,151
announcing their sexual orientation.
636
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,945
Well, that's what I
thought till I met you.
637
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,284
I'm gonna have another drink.
You want one before you go?
638
00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:02,914
Um... sure.
639
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,125
- Just one.
- Okay.
640
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,006
Whoo!
641
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:12,924
Well, well, well, Latitude boys.
642
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:14,592
We're just having celebratory drinks
643
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:17,178
because, um, we just
signed Clive Matthews.
644
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,638
- Oh.
- Gotta burn, huh?
645
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:20,932
- Ouch.
- I mean, not really.
646
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,976
- We weren't gonna sign him.
- Why not?
647
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,103
His show is, like, the
show of the festival.
648
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,022
Everybody's talking about
it. We got there first.
649
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,773
Did you even see it?
650
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,316
The guy's got three months to live.
651
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,110
Yeah, he's terminal.
652
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:34,279
It's really sad.
653
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,948
Oh, my God. It wasn't on stage four.
654
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:39,659
It's called Stage Four.
655
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,619
Wait, what? What does he have?
656
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,787
Ligma.
657
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,789
- Ligma?
- Yeah.
658
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,124
Ligma balls.
659
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,876
Oh, my God.
660
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,169
Shut up.
661
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:50,795
Are you guys... are you doing a bit?
662
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:51,838
Is he really sick?
663
00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:53,798
He is. It sucks.
664
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,091
Beautiful show, though.
665
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,260
No, it-it's true.
666
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,846
He has bofa.
667
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,139
Bofa deez nuts.
668
00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:02,849
Oh, my God. Get the fuck
669
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,643
out of my fucking face!
670
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,936
I'm rooting for him.
671
00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:09,230
Get out of here, Silas, please.
672
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,316
Ugh. Silas is up your ass.
673
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,109
It's sending chills down my spine.
674
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:14,194
Get over the Silas thing, please.
675
00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:15,987
Okay, we have bigger problems.
676
00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:18,198
And no more signing fresh,
young talent, all right?
677
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:19,824
Let's just stick with the clients
678
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,242
we have and do right by them.
679
00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:22,952
Should I set that
meeting with Vanna White?
680
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:25,080
She wants to do a musical.
681
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,706
Yes.
682
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,833
Hey, Clive, looking good, brother.
683
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,085
Healthy as a dog.
684
00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:31,920
I told him no.
685
00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:33,296
Why not?
686
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,173
Because I didn't want to get herpes!
687
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,677
I mean, a cold sore on top of filler
688
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,178
is a nightmare.
689
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:45,642
So it seems like you're having fun.
690
00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:46,976
How could I not be?
691
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:48,687
I'm selling out bigger venues than ever.
692
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,188
Strangers pay for my meals.
693
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,357
My commercial quote is astronomical now.
694
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,359
Oh, good, I was gonna ask
about your commercial quote.
695
00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:56,319
It's astronomical.
696
00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:01,825
You and your scribes
working on, uh, new material?
697
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,702
No, not really.
698
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,037
It-it's weird. I have so much goodwill
699
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:07,872
from the special that
the audience laughs
700
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,375
at practically anything I say.
701
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,002
And you hate that.
702
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:13,712
- Well...
- Oh, come on.
703
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,797
You hate it. You need a challenge.
704
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,007
That's why you're trying
to crash diet your way
705
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,384
into that hideous dress.
706
00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:21,261
I mean, how many other amazing dresses
707
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,722
could you look incredible in right now?
708
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,807
- Billions.
- Exactly.
709
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,726
You're creating obstacles for yourself.
710
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,144
Eh, maybe.
711
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,188
Oh, while you're here,
while you're here,
712
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:35,900
for my speech tomorrow night,
713
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,945
did I ever tell you that story
about how I was potty training
714
00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:41,031
DJ and a cat at the same time?
715
00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:43,408
Uh... wasn't a competition,
but the cat won.
716
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:46,036
Um, would this joke be funnier
717
00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:48,830
ending with "shitter" or "toilet"?
718
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,376
I-I don't... I don't know.
719
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,712
Which is funnier? Shitter or toilet?
720
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,422
Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure.
721
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,841
Well, just think about
it. What's your opinion?
722
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,217
Not really my department.
723
00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:02,969
Well, yeah, it kind of is.
724
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,053
You're a comedy writer.
725
00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:06,097
Yeah, but not for you.
726
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,433
You fired me. I don't
work for you anymore.
727
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,101
Ah. Okay.
728
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:11,770
As a friend.
729
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,439
A friend?
730
00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:16,775
If I'm your friend, then why
haven't you texted me back
731
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,943
in, like, nine fucking months?
732
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,239
I was... I was busy.
733
00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:24,866
Yeah, I've been busy too.
734
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,743
That's not an excuse
to just never respond,
735
00:30:26,785 --> 00:30:29,037
especially to objectively funny memes.
736
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,498
Oh, you mean the yellow guy in the bush?
737
00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:34,084
Oh, my God, it's Homer Simpson!
738
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,252
- Show some respect.
- Look, I apologize
739
00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:38,129
for some unanswered texts,
740
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:39,756
but that was kind of the whole point,
741
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,966
you going out on your
own... and it worked.
742
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,968
I mean, you're changing
the world with laughter.
743
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,180
Okay, but why did you have
to cut me out cold turkey?
744
00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:48,890
To teach me some kind of a lesson?
745
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:50,975
What are you, Mr. Miyagi,
and I'm the Karate Kid?
746
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,228
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to learn how to wear a belt.
747
00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:54,437
Don't make jokes.
748
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,481
I had to go to couples therapy
749
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:59,442
'cause my girlfriend was so
sick of me talking about it.
750
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:04,781
You ignoring me really hurt my feelings.
751
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,491
Some things are better
with a clean break.
752
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:08,368
Maybe for you.
753
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,995
But did you even think about
how that would make me feel?
754
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,498
Did you think about me at all?
755
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,543
You know, I... I didn't
deserve to be cut out like that.
756
00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:18,211
Okay? I'm not your sister.
757
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:19,963
I'm not Joy Behar.
758
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,381
Someone had too much sugar.
759
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:22,841
Oh, my God.
760
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,092
What is wrong with you?
761
00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:26,344
I do not miss this bullshit.
762
00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,304
In fact, why am I even here?
763
00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:30,181
I'm supposed to be at a cool party.
764
00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,475
You know what? Congrats on
your fucking award, Deborah.
765
00:31:32,517 --> 00:31:33,852
I'll see ya.
766
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,854
Jesus Christ.
767
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,194
And also from the Peabody Award-winning
768
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:45,196
"On The Contrary with Lewis Benton,"
769
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,199
please welcome Ava Daniels.
770
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:58,126
It was just this stupid one-line joke.
771
00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:01,588
But at the same time, it did
speak to the massive injustice
772
00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:03,923
in the fintech sector
that did affect change,
773
00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:06,843
and that felt really, really cool.
774
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:08,553
Absolutely.
775
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:10,221
Absolutely.
776
00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:12,557
Well, we're gonna use
our last 15 minutes here
777
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,392
to take some questions
from the audience.
778
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:16,394
Yes, you in the striped shirt.
779
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,940
Hi. My question is for Ava.
780
00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:23,234
Oh, no.
781
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:26,279
No, I'm... I'm just
kidding. Uh, go ahead.
782
00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:28,531
So you have my dream job.
783
00:32:28,573 --> 00:32:30,992
Uh, not to be a downer, but I feel like
784
00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:32,494
I've been working at
this for a while now,
785
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:34,287
and I'm just starting to doubt
786
00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,289
that I'm gonna get the
jobs that I actually want.
787
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:39,918
So I guess I'm just wondering
if you have any advice
788
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,462
for someone who feels like
it just might be too hard?
789
00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:45,882
Well, um, I guess I'd say,
790
00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,926
you just got to take
a ton of shots on goal.
791
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:52,263
You know, just keep
trying, keep at it, and...
792
00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:55,308
one of those shots is gonna get in.
793
00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,601
Thank you.
794
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:02,107
Okay, the gentleman in the
back with the red shirt.
795
00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:04,150
Actually, sorry.
796
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:06,945
Wh-what you were saying
about it being hard,
797
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,447
it is really, really hard.
798
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:12,617
And to be honest, that
doesn't ever change.
799
00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:15,328
You know, y-you got to scratch and claw.
800
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,247
And it doesn't get better.
801
00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:19,958
It just gets harder.
802
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:24,295
But the scratch in the very
beginning is the fun part.
803
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:26,089
It's the good part.
804
00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:30,927
And, you know, I hope you
get every job that you want,
805
00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:35,473
but just try to enjoy
where you're at right now,
806
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:40,979
'cause... you'll miss it,
807
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,481
and you can never go back.
808
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,401
Thank you.
809
00:33:57,580 --> 00:34:02,184
_
810
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,217
Deborah Vance.
811
00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:29,027
Oh, sorry. I was looking for someone.
812
00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:31,321
Oh, they checked out.
813
00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:33,531
Oh. Thank you.
814
00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:02,555
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