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We interrrupt this program
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with some breaking news.
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A man discovers
he's been framed.
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It was you!
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You hung this painting crooked.
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I did not.
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He did.
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Actually, you're right.
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It was me.
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And that's exactly
why I hate art.
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We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.
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[Laughter]
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♪ Hey, yabba, boy, yamma ♪
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Mad!
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♪ Hey, yabba, boy, yamma ♪
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♪ hey, yabba, boy, yamma ♪
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Mad!
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It was a time of war,
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gods with big beards fighting
mortals with smaller beards,
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and in the middle,
a guy with no beard
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who would save them all,
and that...
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Is what's on the side
of my lunchbox.
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Awesome, man.
I have just marmapuke.
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Woof.
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You're cool
for a transfer student.
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What's your name?
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- Curseus.
- Why'd they name you that?
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[Honk] If I know,
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but I'm half-God, half-mortal,
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so somebody
must have [Honk] Up.
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[Rock music playing]
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- You're half-God, and you wanna
go to our mortal school? Why?
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[Echoes] To show the gods
they can be beaten!
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[Normal] Plus my old school
doesn't have a pool.
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Yeah, but I blame
our head cheerleader.
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♪ Well, bring the ball home
or turn to stone ♪
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What did she say?
[Hisses]
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Sounds like she needs
to be taken care of.
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- I'm on it.
- I meant a makeover.
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Oh, right. Right.
Of course. Yeah.
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That's what I meant.
I'll, uh... I'll go do that.
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What do you want, dad?
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How did you know it was me?
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No one else has a foot
the size of a Pontiac.
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I... I just wanted to say
good luck at school.
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I... I hope you win
the big game on Saturday.
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I don't need your help, dad.
You're the enemy.
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I know, I know, but I... I
brought you a few things anyway.
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Here's a magic helmet,
magic sword,
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magic marker, magic Johnson,
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and I packed you a magic lunch.
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What makes it magic?
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I added a cookie.
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[Gasps] [Honk], yeah.
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Ok, keep your eyes closed.
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[Hiss]
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Ahh! Maybe you better
keep 'em closed.
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Ehh. You gave it a shot.
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Actually, she was
our ride back to campus.
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[Honk].
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Get your moussaka, tzatziki!
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Who wants babohoohas?!
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I'm really
just makin' up words now.
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Big day at the coliseum,
sports fans.
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Can the mortals end
the gods' winning streak?
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Well, this crowd seems
to think so.
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Whoo-hoo! Immortals!
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He said, "mortals,"
not immortals.
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Shut up.
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You shut up.
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Word has it they have
a new quarterback named curseus,
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but is he good enough
to go against the Kraken?
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Dude, turn around.
Your butt is on the Kraken cam.
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Really?
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And put a shirt on,
for cryin' out loud.
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Ok, Draco, you go left
and make a quick right.
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Stan, you go up the middle,
and the rest of you follow.
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That should get us
to the stadium.
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Looks like the gods
are taking the field.
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And here come the mortals.
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[Groans]
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And just in time, too,
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because there's the kickoff.
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Uhh!
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Uhh!
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- Uhh!
- Uhh!
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[Roaring]
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Release it, Kraken!
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Uhh!
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Look out, ladies.
Here comes hades.
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I think it's time
for plan "b."
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Run for the hills
and change our names?
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Maybe it was plan "c."
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V, XI,
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XXI, IIV,
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hike!
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[Roaring]
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[Hisses]
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Uh-oh.
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The mortals have done it!
They've beaten the gods!
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In your face!
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Uh, yeah,
I can still feel that.
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Finally we bring home
the winning ball.
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[Hisses]
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Ah, [Honk].
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[Grunting]
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Hey, I think
you forgot something!
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Oh! Hang on.
I got another call comin' in.
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Hello.
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[Garbed chatter]
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Can you speak up?
It's all styrofoamy on my end.
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Mad.
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From the people who think
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kids will buy anything
with a movie tie-in comes...
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Cloudy with a chance of flavor,
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the cereal with flint on it.
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Just open a box,
and you'll fill your bowl
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with anything
they could find laying around,
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including raisins, corn,
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stickers, socks,
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gluten-free pasta,
cat-claw clippings,
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even this picture frame.
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Forget hoping for a prize.
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You'll be hoping
for a chance of flavor
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with cloudy
with a chance of flavor.
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All of the images.
None of the flavor.
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Sold alongside rice Shreks
and carshmellows.
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[Gong]
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[Gasps]
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Try explaining that.
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Dude, did you crack
the liberty bell?
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Uh, eh, uh...
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Yes.
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And now it's time
for ask the celebrity.
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Dear Jonas Brothers,
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how do you guys stay so close?
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Well, we rehearse together...
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We go on vacations together...
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And we're
a giant 3-headed monster.
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Dear Megan Fox,
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if you weren't an actress,
what would you be?
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I guess I'd be a dentist,
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since I can always
get the boys to say ahh.
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- Ahh!
- Ahh!
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Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,
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how do you spell your last name?
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G-y-l-e...
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No. Wait. Uh, g-y-l-l...
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No, hang on.
G... jille... gille...
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Is it... is it gyl... aah!
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[Roars]
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First came black and white.
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Then came color,
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then colorization.
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Now "Mad" presents madinization,
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a revolutionary way
to make movies less boring.
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Think "gone with the wind"
is long-winded?
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So did we until we enhanced it.
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Oh, Rhett, what shall I do?
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Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a [Fart].
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Feel "Julie and Julia"
could use some spice?
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Look what we added.
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[Roars]
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And who can take
those British accents?
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♪ My chills
make me cry when... ♪
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[explosions and zapping
drown out singing]
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[Baa]
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Aah!
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Boring movies won't know what
hit them with madinization.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just I need a real man.
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That's the way
the cookie crumbles.
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[Crowd cheering]
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[Whistle blows]
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Wow. This is
the greatest moment of my life.
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It sure is.
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Who are you?
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I'm you from the future,
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where time travel
is now a reality.
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I just came back to relive this,
the greatest moment of our life.
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You mean, it really doesn't
get any better than this?
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Well, something better
could happen in our later years.
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Don't count on it.
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Everyone has their favorite
girl pout cookies,
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but here are a few rejected ones
that won't be getting a badge...
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Lig-a-mints...
[Girl sobs]
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Eagle pies...
[Bird chirps]
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Do-si-toes,
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and gag-alongs.
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[Flies buzzing]
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[Gags]
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Check it out.
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My new laptop
is totally waterproof.
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Really? Let me see.
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I didn't say it could float.
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[Growls]
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[Giggles]
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[Piano playing]
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[Dance music playing]
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Stan, I'm just sayin'
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I think the man bugs
should be called manbugs.
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It would sure cut down
on the bathroom lines.
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You said it.
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Since before time began,
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an enemy has threatened
the existence of our worlds.
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It is deceptive.
It is all-consuming.
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It is...
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Fat.
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But faith has yielded
its reward,
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the new transformin' grill.
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I am Optimus Prime.
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The transformin' grill
allows you to enjoy
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your favorite foods
without all that deadly fat.
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Try it with meat, poultry,
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rubber, steel.
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It'll even work on the finest
cuts of Optimus Prime rib.
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You will be amazed.
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The transformin' grill
helped me
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lose 9 tons in 2 weeks.
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I lowered my cholesterol
to 150.
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I'm off dairy.
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So come on, humans.
What are you waiting for?
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The transformin' grill,
it's lean, and it's mean.
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You will die, earthling,
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unless you change
your eating habits.
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Mad.
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[Whimpers]
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They will always remember
the mark of Orland...
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Or... or... orlan...
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Orlan... ah, forget it.
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I shall be Zorro.
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Skateboarding is my life,
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which is why I'm stoked for
the skate team championship.
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Whaa... ulh!
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But if I'm gonna win,
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I'll need the help
of my best bro, Luther.
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What up, dork munch?
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Lex Luthor?
But where's my Luther?
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Well, he, uh,
had a dentist appointment.
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[Muffled yells]
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Looks like
it's me and you, bro.
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[Theme music plays]
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Why do you wanna compete
in a skate championship?
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I heard the grand prize
is $500.
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[Cash register rings]
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But you're a billionaire.
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Ehh. You can never
have too much.
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Do you even know how to skate?
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How hard could it be?
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Ulp!
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I'm gonna just lie here
for a few minutes.
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Now, remember what I taught you
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and try a kickflip.
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Uhh!
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Admit it. I'm getting better.
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If you don't
let me skate with you,
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you'll never see
your friend Luther again.
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I thought you said
he was at the dentist.
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I lied, ok? Supervillain.
That's what we do.
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00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:10,507
Now stop being a poser,
and let's win this.
263
00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:12,876
Whoa! Zeke is really
ripping it up out there,
264
00:10:12,944 --> 00:10:14,411
and Lex Luthor is,
265
00:10:14,479 --> 00:10:16,513
well, also out there.
266
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,148
The judges give them 6.
267
00:10:18,216 --> 00:10:19,616
I mean 9.5?
268
00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:20,617
How did we...
269
00:10:20,685 --> 00:10:21,852
I brought
my own cheering squad.
270
00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:23,453
- Aah!
- Let me go!
271
00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,722
Zeke and Lex Luthor
are in the lead
272
00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:27,724
with only one team to go,
273
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,026
Ryan Sheckler and...
274
00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:30,861
Superman?
275
00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:32,562
What up, Luth?
276
00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:36,266
Wow. Sheckler and Superman
are dominating the course.
277
00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:38,735
Now that's what I call
major airage.
278
00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:41,204
But that's not fair!
He can fly!
279
00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:45,876
Uh, look, everyone.
280
00:10:45,943 --> 00:10:47,210
That boy needs help.
281
00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:48,879
[Muffled cries]
282
00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:50,380
Hey, where did...
283
00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:53,083
See you later, losers!
284
00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,284
Uhh!
285
00:10:54,352 --> 00:10:55,352
Oh, yeah.
286
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,321
That's gonna hurt
in the morning.
287
00:10:57,521 --> 00:10:59,721
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