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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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♪ la la
And that was "La la la la la-la
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La-la la-la la," smurfing up the
Charts.
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Before that we heard
"La la la la-la la-la la-la."
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Now, at number 84, here's
"La-la la, la-la la-la."
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♪ la la la-la la♪ smurf radio
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[ gun cocks, gunshot ]
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[ video-game music play ]
[ bee ]
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[ pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop ]
[ power-up beeping ]
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[ vomits ]
[ pop ]
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It's time to take down the
Master control program!
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But, tron, are we powerful
Enough?
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Don't worry.
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There's a new program on the
Grid that can help us.
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Hey, basic!
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Hello.
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Let's see.
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"10, print, master control
Program eats farts.
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20, goto 10."
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[ computer beeping ]
I do not!
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Prepare yourself for
Animation intensity with...
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"The street sharks"!
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It's in-your-face, half-man,
Half-shark action that's...
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Totally different from the ninja
Turtles!
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Think this is a story about four
Animals turning into fun-loving
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Teens?
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[ buzzer ]
[ deep voice ] Think again!
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[ normal voice ] It's about four
Teens who turn into animals!
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[ roars ]
And when it comes to fun,
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They can take it or leave it!
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[ surfer accent ] Whoa!
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Now, that's a fresh take!
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Plus, you won't hear any
Hackneyed turtle puns on this
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Show!
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All: jawsome!
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And if you're waiting for the
Street sharks to eat pizza or
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Mention liking pizza, well,
Buddy, I hope you don't have
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Somewhere to be, 'cause it's
Gonna be a long wait!
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We like hamburgers!
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And hot dogs!
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[ alarm wailing ]
Unique character alert!
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Unique character alert!
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"The street sharks," this
Saturday!
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It's one shell of a good time --
Oh, wait.
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[ neighing ]
welcome to my book!
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when you hear my magicalunicorn noise...
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[ twinkle ]
...You'll know it's time to
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turn the page!
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let's try it.
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[ twinkle ]
what a lovely day to prance
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through the forest.
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say, do you hear voices?
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[ children giggling ]
[ twinkle ]
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those kids look like they'rehaving fun.
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but I know how to make it evenmore fun!
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[ twinkle ]
[ laugh ]
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come and get your clothes, ifyou can!
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[ twinkle ]
want to have fun like us?
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maybe you should lose thoseclothes!
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[ twinkle ]
really! Get those clothes off!
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[ twinkle ]I'm dead serious, kids.
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[ twinkle ]
[ neighs contentedly ]
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there you go.
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[ twinkle ]
know what's also fun?
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licking this book!
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I can only do one thing at a
Time!
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[ video-game music play ]
[ light switch click ]
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Oh, the monotony of being a
Cobbler!
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I wish I was dead.
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Don't worry!
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We'll help you!
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[ gasps ]
Thank you!
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[ shing! ]
[ all grunting ]
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[ groans ]
Still...Better than...Cobbling!
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[ groans ]
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Oh, it says here people are
Still reading newspapers.
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[ whir! ]
[ screams ]
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[ suspenseful music plays ]
This human is defecating.
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Feces is hard to clean off
Our micro-servers.
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We will wait until the human
Is finished defecating.
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[ music stops ]
Well, I can't go if I know
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You're gonna kill me!
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And we can't kill you unless
You go.
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[ electricity crackles ]
Paradox! Paradox!
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Paradox! Paradox!
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Oh, thank god.
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[ groans, farts ]
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And now the hbo original
Series "Boardwalk monopoly."
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Roll the dice.
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Take your chances.
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That's the atlantic city way.
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You can't build a hotel on
Baltic!
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The houses are people's homes!
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I own those houses!
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It's called a monopoly, bitch!
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The community chest is yours
For the taking, pennybags!
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You're damn right it is!
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[ growling ]
You really gonna fix the
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Beauty pageant for me, mister?
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No problem!
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I'm the chairman of the --
Bruuu-ohhhh!
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And for 2nd place, she wins
$10!
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[ cheers and applause ]
That pig!
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I knew someday it'd be you
And me in jail together.
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Not me, old friend.
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I'm just visiting.
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[ laughs ]
You backstabbing bastard!
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I came here with nothing.
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Then I landed on free parking
And won the pot!
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That's not a real rule!
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It's how I play!
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[ dog whines ]
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Hey, let's have sex in the
Men's room!
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[ whir! ]
Danger!
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Danger, will robinson!
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[ slurred ] My name isn't
Will robinson.
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It doesn't matter.
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She has crabs!
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[ utensils clinking ]
Wine?
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I don't drink...
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Wine.
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Oh.
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Uh, perhaps a beer, then?
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I don't drink...
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Beer.
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[ chuckling ] All right.
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Well, how about a stiff one?
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I make a mean harvey wallbanger.
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I don't drink...
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W-whatever you just said.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll get you a glass of water.
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I don't drink...
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Water.
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Boy, you're rackin' up the
Weirdo points.
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You know that, buddy?
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I don't like...
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You.
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Well, I don't like you!
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Ariel, listen to your papa!
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You're not supposed to stray so
Far from home!
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But, sebastian, this is
New york city, and we're in the
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World-famous east river!
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Those are just human nonsense
Words!
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They don't mean anything!
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But look at their treasures!
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♪ check out these things
♪ aren't they cool?
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♪ how would you sit upon this
Type of stool? ♪
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♪ what if the wonders above are
Closer than they...
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Appear to be? ♪
♪ I wanna be a new yorker
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♪ I wanna see, wanna see 'em
Dancin' ♪
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♪ going to clubs until dawn, and
Then throwing up interesting
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Things like this ♪
I think it's called "Adderall."
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♪ ridin' the subway, it takes
You far ♪
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♪ central park, bloomingdale's,
Staten island ♪
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Or the place where this shirt
Came from that says...
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♪ "Slutville"
♪ up where they walk, up where
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It shines ♪
♪ up where I'm sure their team
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Wins all the time ♪
♪ up there it's stable, eating a
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Bagel ♪
♪ up in new yoooooooooooo--
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[ seagulls cry ]
Ugh! Ugh!
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One of those flying rats just
Shit in my mouth!
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I am robin hood.
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I steal from the rich, and I
Give to the poor!
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This necklace is covered in
Jewels!
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I'm rich!
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Oh, geez.
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That's true.
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Aah!
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[ crying ] Me beggin' hand!
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Ha ha!
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No, wait.
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If I steal from the rich, they
Become poor, and if I give to
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The poor they become rich!
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Paradox! Paradox! Paradox!
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[ video-game music plays ]
[ beep ]
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[ burp ]
[ warble, beep-beep ]
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To infinity and beyond!
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In a town called los angeles,
People felt groovy, for the
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Lorax had opened one hell of a
Movie.
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The studio's happy, the parties
Were tasteful, but poor
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Mr. Lorax found it all wasteful.
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This sucks.
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He complained, as they
Toasted cristal.
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They haven't been listening
To me at all.
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Then out popped the moolah, a
Marvelous chap, while the lorax
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Droned on with his usual crap.
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My name is the lorax.
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I speak for the trees.
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But the mubbulous moolah just
Did one of these.
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And, rolling his eyes,
Interrupted...
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Oh, please.
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Our planet is fucked and you're
Earnest as hell, but that
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Hippity-dippity crap doesn't
Sell.
00:08:29.141 --> 00:08:31.911 line:15% position:48% size:73%
We can all make a difference,
No matter how tiny!
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He said, and the moolah shot
Back...
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God, you're whiny.
00:08:35.414 --> 00:08:37.516 line:15% position:10% size:73% align:start
Nobody likes a shrill liberal
Shouter.
00:08:37.583 --> 00:08:40.253 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
So I fixed up your film with my
New message-outer.
00:08:40.319 --> 00:08:41.787 line:15% position:45% size:70%
It snipped out your message.
00:08:41.854 --> 00:08:43.022 line:15% position:38% size:55%
Dude, morals are lame.
00:08:43.089 --> 00:08:46.125 line:15% position:10% size:70% align:start
The real money's made in the
Merchandise game.
00:08:46.192 --> 00:08:49.428 line:79% position:50% size:73%
And then, with a big, mighty
Roar from his trunk, appeared
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Horton the elephant washing his
Junk.
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Oh, lorax.
00:08:52.598 --> 00:08:53.466 line:85% position:33% size:38%
...Said horton.
00:08:53.532 --> 00:08:54.834 line:85% position:38% size:50%
I know how you feel.
00:08:54.901 --> 00:08:57.737 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
I once had a whole
Goody-goody-type spiel.
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A person's a person no matter
How small!
00:09:00.473 --> 00:09:03.509 line:79% position:15% size:70% align:start
Let me tell you --
That shit didn't catch on at
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All.
00:09:04.610 --> 00:09:07.280 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
So I got a new look, a new name,
Something blunter.
00:09:07.346 --> 00:09:11.951 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
I've re-branded myself now as
Horton: who hunter.
00:09:12.018 --> 00:09:14.520 line:15% position:45% size:70%
From the shadows, the cat in
The hat overheard and
00:09:14.587 --> 00:09:15.955 line:15% position:48% size:73%
Approaching the lorax said...
00:09:16.022 --> 00:09:16.923 line:15% position:33% size:38%
What up, nerd?!
00:09:16.989 --> 00:09:19.091 line:15% position:38% size:55%
You taught the kids to
Responsibly play.
00:09:19.158 --> 00:09:20.826 line:15% position:38% size:55%
But the cat in the hat
Said...
00:09:20.893 --> 00:09:22.361 line:15% position:40% size:53%
That crap didn't pay!
00:09:22.428 --> 00:09:23.796 line:21% position:38% size:55%
Forget cleaning house.
00:09:23.863 --> 00:09:25.665 line:21% position:48% size:75%
I'm straight cleaning up, guy!
00:09:25.731 --> 00:09:28.901 line:21% position:15% size:68% align:start
Now I'm off to go hang with
Jamiroquai.
00:09:28.968 --> 00:09:32.438 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
I'm living the dream, and if
Parents are pissed, they can put
00:09:32.505 --> 00:09:35.441 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
In a call to my new
Publicists -- thing 1 and thing
00:09:35.508 --> 00:09:37.209 line:85% position:48% size:75%
2, they're both on my payroll.
00:09:37.276 --> 00:09:38.544 line:85% position:40% size:55%
The lorax was stunned.
00:09:38.611 --> 00:09:39.345 line:85% position:25% size:25%
Holy crap!
00:09:39.412 --> 00:09:40.246 line:85% position:30% size:38%
What an a-hole!
00:09:40.313 --> 00:09:40.813 line:85% position:20% size:20%
No more!
00:09:40.880 --> 00:09:41.814 line:85% position:35% size:45%
...Said the lorax.
00:09:41.881 --> 00:09:43.349 line:85% position:45% size:65%
No more of these speeches!
00:09:43.416 --> 00:09:44.750 line:85% position:43% size:60%
How 'bout just one more?
00:09:44.817 --> 00:09:46.185 line:85% position:45% size:68%
You remember the sneetches?
00:09:46.252 --> 00:09:49.422 line:79% position:50% size:70%
We once had a message, and a
Good one, too, bro.
00:09:49.488 --> 00:09:50.923 line:85% position:40% size:58%
But did we get a movie?
00:09:50.990 --> 00:09:51.891 line:85% position:28% size:33%
Well, did we?
00:09:51.958 --> 00:09:53.059 line:85% position:30% size:35%
All: hell, no!
00:09:53.125 --> 00:09:56.662 line:79% position:45% size:70%
We tried to teach tolerance,
And where did that get us?
00:09:56.729 --> 00:09:57.663 line:85% position:25% size:28%
So fuck it!
00:09:57.730 --> 00:10:00.199 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
We'd rather make mountains of
Lettuce!
00:10:00.266 --> 00:10:01.701 line:85% position:35% size:43%
There's my house.
00:10:01.767 --> 00:10:05.404 line:79% position:13% size:73% align:start
It's 12 stories with 40
Jacuzzis, 6 cars, 19 butlers,
00:10:05.471 --> 00:10:06.839 line:85% position:35% size:48%
Unlimited floozies.
00:10:06.906 --> 00:10:08.507 line:85% position:45% size:65%
It's what it's about, man.
00:10:08.574 --> 00:10:09.542 line:85% position:30% size:40%
It's capitalism.
00:10:09.608 --> 00:10:12.778 line:79% position:45% size:70%
And the lorax responded with
Geysers of jism.
00:10:12.845 --> 00:10:15.848 line:79% position:50% size:65%
Thanks to the moolah, that
Marketing whore, he could
00:10:15.915 --> 00:10:18.017 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
Finally see what he hadn't
Before.
00:10:18.084 --> 00:10:21.520 line:79% position:50% size:80%
I'll get me an agent, an
Accountant named herschel, a toy
00:10:21.587 --> 00:10:23.823 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start
Line, a lunchbox, an ihop
Commercial.
00:10:23.889 --> 00:10:27.426 line:79% position:50% size:75%
Then the lorax got rich and
Was totally stoked -- till the
00:10:27.493 --> 00:10:29.996 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Day he contracted aids and then
Croaked.
00:10:30.062 --> 00:10:30.930 line:85% position:20% size:15%
What?!
00:10:31.964 --> 00:10:33.299 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:33.366 --> 00:10:35.434 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:35.501 --> 00:10:37.570 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:37.636 --> 00:10:39.739 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:39.805 --> 00:10:41.874 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:41.941 --> 00:10:44.076 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:44.143 --> 00:10:46.012 line:15% position:28% size:35%
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
00:11:04.830 --> 00:11:04.864 line:79% position:40% size:60%
Geez, I shoulda packed a
Lunch!
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