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Add milk and...an egg?
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Oh! It's the '90s!
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Why is breakfast still so hard?
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Why not make breakfast easy
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with Lil' Betsy's
new D-Lite Pies?
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[light music]
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[rock guitar music playing]
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- Fortified like
a Waco compound
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with vitamins and minerals,
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D-Lite Pies
are as quick and easy
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as going through
airport security.
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♪ ♪
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It wasn't me!
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- And three decades later,
she's not so lil' anymore,
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but she's still...
somehow Lil' Betsy.
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It wasn't me!
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- [chuckles] There it is.
Do you ever get tired of it?
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Tired of what? Those pies?
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How could I get tired of 'em
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if I didn't even eat 'em?
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- It wasn't me!
- No, I mean this character.
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You've spent your entire career
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pretending you're some
mischievous little moppet
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when you're clearly a woman
who could have a child
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the same age
you're pretending to be.
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Shouldn't you leave that behind
and move on?
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I mean, isn't the world done
with Lil' Betsy?
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[dramatic music]
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No, no, no!
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[groaning]
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- It wasn't m--
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[bright music]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- "Good Mornin' Grimsburg,"
indeed.
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Let's see what the crime mind
has to say about this one.
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Today on the show,
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the musical stylings
of She Did It.
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Huh. That was easy.
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Lil' Betsy is gonna do time,
and she ain't going to juvie.
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No sympathy at all, Flute?
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- No self-respecting adult
should eat a pie.
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I say if you want
to ingest cherry filling,
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you eat it right out
of the can like a man...
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or a zombie apocalypse
survivor.
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- You even have a hot take
on pies.
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- Did you know the greenroom
isn't actually--
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[gasps]
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[retches]
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- You okay, Summers?
- Mm.
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- Because it looked like
you were about to blow e-chunks
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when you saw
that bloody corpse.
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- I'm...
[retches]
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Fine!
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♪ ♪
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We're going to court!
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Lil' Betsy's lawyer
says she's not guilty.
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The mayor has made it
very clear
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we need to win this
or we're out of a job.
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Don't worry, Chief.
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We got everything
to convict her right here.
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This is a celebrity trial.
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- I get that the public
love to support their stars.
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You're looking at a guy
with several paid
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OnlyFans subscriptions.
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But in the eyes of the law,
we're all equal.
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Lil' Betsy killed someone
on live TV and probably Roku.
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The people won't look
past that.
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Trust me.
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[crowd yelling]
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- Lil' Betsy
can't do nothin' bad.
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And if you say she did,
I will dox your grandma.
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Oh, sure, she has her stans.
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But as someone
who both stans justice
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and just learned
what "stan" means,
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I'm a firm believer
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in our famously impartial
legal system.
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[door clicks shut]
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- Sorry, just coming
from a fan club meeting.
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Doesn't matter for what.
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Loni, do you have
any pretrial motions?
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Thank you.
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As we all know,
I fell through a temporal rift
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on the escalator
at the Valley View Mall in 1984
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and wound up here.
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It happens.
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But if I were back there now,
I'd do two things:
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one, I'd pop a quaalude
and moonwalk into an arcade,
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and, two, I'd have
my client plead guilty
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because...
[laughs]
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That video is undeniable.
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See, what did I tell you?
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Seriously, what did I tell you?
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Because I think
I have long COVID.
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But it's not 1984.
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It's the present day,
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where celebrities
like my client
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are forced to deal with all
sorts of video manipulations--
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photoshop, CGI,
even deepfakes like this video
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I found of Seth Rogen.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Oh, I don't smoke weed now.
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All I need is Vladimir Putin,
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who is A-okay number one
friend of USA!
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[laughs]
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- After seeing that,
this used to look good to me,
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but now I find it
simply inadmissible.
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[upbeat rock music]
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- I deem
the evidence inadmissible!
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And I deem Lil' Betsy adorable.
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[cheers and applause]
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Let's not panic.
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We can still win
without that tape.
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We'll just put you on the stand
and get the conviction.
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But you gotta play it
perfectly.
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No more being a loose cannon.
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From now on, your cannon
needs to be tighter
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than Ariana Grande's ponytail.
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Say nothing to the press,
got it?
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Flute?
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They say justice is blind,
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but I can't say that anymore,
not after today--
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and also because that's
gotta be offensive, right?
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Uh, justice is
visually impaired?
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That seems better.
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But I'm more concerned
with justice's sense of smell
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since they couldn't sniff out
that this is all crap!
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I'm so sick of celebrities
getting special treatment.
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Why do they get
their own rules,
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their own golf tournaments,
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their own editions
of "Big Brother"?
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They're not better than us.
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We all put our pants on
the same way:
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in the dark,
praying they still fit.
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PiñataMan, stop!
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They're already dead!
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- Stan Drescher,
there you are.
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Turn it to Channel 14
right now.
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Stabbed by alleged murderer
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and confirmed sweet pea
Lil' Betsy.
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- Why are we watching this?
- Don't ya see?
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If Lil' Betsy goes down,
the D-Lite Pie
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and Petroleum Company
will need a new poster child.
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You mean me?
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Why not?
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You got a face.
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The face of a star?
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A face.
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Now, we shoot you
an audition tape,
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get the gig,
then before you know it,
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nobody'll even remember
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your "Hamilton"-style rap
about the Battle of Iwo Jima.
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You're right.
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Sustained eye contact
with my peers, here I come!
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[dramatic music]
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[charger beeping]
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- What happened back
at the crime scene?
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- Oh, that?
[chuckles]
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Yeah, I just had to go to...
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an appointment with my...
lying coach.
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- Come on, Summers,
your lying coach?
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We both know Jerry moved away
to become an astronaut.
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Or so he said.
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Anyway, you sure this
wasn't about the blood?
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Mm, fine, you got me.
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Ever since I updated my OS,
I can't even look at it.
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I'm a homicide detective.
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I can't be repulsed
by the sight of blood.
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That's like a fedora salesman
being repulsed
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by the sight of douchebags.
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- It's okay.
I can get you over it.
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- You really think
you can help me?
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- Of course. I'm always
mentoring Flute on something.
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Plus, I helped Big Mike
with his vaping.
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I convinced Janice to make
amends with her birth mom.
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I even helped IT Tony
get over his fear of...
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bread.
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Yep. Now I love bread.
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I really, really love it.
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[speaks gibberish]
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- See?
That'll be you, but with blood.
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- Come on, Chief, there's gotta
be something we can do.
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- Yeah, we can start
looking for new jobs.
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With my height and wingspan,
I could play in the WNBA
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or stock shelves
at a big-box store.
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With the gender pay gap
in sports, maybe both.
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Yes,
Sgt. Youregonnawannaseedis?
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Wait, let me guess:
I'm gonna wanna see dis?
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- With the trial
set to start Monday,
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all anyone can talk about
is Detective Flute,
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whose hot take on celebrity
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has made him a celebrity
in his own right.
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[chuckles]
People are dumb.
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Uh, don't kill me.
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- Kill you?
I should opposite kill you.
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Birth you?
Point is, they loved it.
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We fight fire with fire.
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If they're gonna put
a celebrity on the stand,
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so will we.
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You ready for your close-up?
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- Well, Chief, I guess you
forgot about the tattoo I got
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just so I could
answer questions like this.
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[bell tolls]
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Oops.
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All we gotta do is make you
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as famous as Lil' Betsy
and the case is ours.
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- But I'm not used
to all these lights and cameras
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and silicone nipple covers.
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Though it is very cold in here.
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You'll be fine.
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If you get nervous, just
imagine it's a crime scene.
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[applause]
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[bright music plays]
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Welcome back.
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Marvin Flute, you're known
for telling it how it is,
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so we wanted to get some more
of your hot takes.
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First up, pineapple on pizza:
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acceptable topping,
or should we be stopping?
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Pineapple on pizza?
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Um, well, it's--
[sighs]
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- [whispering]
Crime scene.
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[tense music]
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Detective Flute?
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Detective Flute?
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Pineapple on pizza is fine.
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You know what sucks?
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People who make a big deal
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about putting
pineapple on pizza.
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I'm sick of those losers
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acting like they're edgy
or interesting.
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Are you really that bothered
by fruit on some za,
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or are you just squawking
your way through life
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until they bury you in a coffin
where the only topping is dirt?
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[cheers and applause]
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna show you pictures
of other red liquids
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that you don't have
any problem with,
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and then slowly start
mixing in pictures of blood
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until you're desensitized.
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- Are you ready?
- Are you sure this'll work?
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- [chuckles]
Trust me.
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I don't just call myself
a mentor
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so I can get the teacher
discount on my cell phone plan.
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[screams]
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Wait, what?
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No, Summers,
this one's just ketchup.
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It's blood! It's blood!
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No, it's just ketchup.
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- So you're saying
that liquid
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is from tomatoes?
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- Yeah, that's right.
Just tomatoes.
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It's the blood of tomatoes!
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How many innocent tomatoes
had to die?
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- I thought I was a mentor,
but maybe I'm not.
255
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,021
My whole identity,
256
00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:23,594
my fraudulent
cell phone discount--
257
00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:25,463
it was all a lie.
258
00:09:25,463 --> 00:09:28,402
Goodbye, unlimited data.
259
00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:30,240
- Hurry up.
We don't have much time.
260
00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:33,881
- Exactly, so why are we on
a gondola tour at Mount Taj?
261
00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:36,318
Hey, is it me,
or does "Mount Taj"
262
00:09:36,351 --> 00:09:37,622
kind of sound like "monta"--
263
00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:39,025
Welcome to Mount Taj.
264
00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,995
As we begin our ascent,
on your right,
265
00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:43,399
you'll also see Flute
begin his.
266
00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:45,303
- And here's another thing:
something must be done
267
00:09:45,303 --> 00:09:48,877
about people waving goodbye
at the end of Zooms.
268
00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:51,717
You're leaving a meeting,
not setting sail for America.
269
00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,754
- On your left,
watch our hero
270
00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:55,624
continuing along
the trajectory of his arc
271
00:09:55,657 --> 00:09:56,793
at lightning speed.
272
00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:58,029
- And you know
what else I hate?
273
00:09:58,062 --> 00:10:00,400
Sheets.
They're basically bed lettuce.
274
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,636
Until now.
275
00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,139
At the Sheet Shtore,
you can always find
276
00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:06,045
the best in bedding because
we actually give a sheet!
277
00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:08,249
- And on the right,
you'll see a mountain lion
278
00:10:08,249 --> 00:10:09,485
mauling a camper.
279
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,055
- [snarls]
- [screams]
280
00:10:11,155 --> 00:10:12,926
- But if you look
just past that,
281
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,363
you'll find Flute
finally achieving his goal.
282
00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:16,533
I wouldn't eat that,
283
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,671
unless you like snacking
on murder pies.
284
00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:19,673
Sorry, Lil' Betsy,
285
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,944
but if that's
what Marvin Flute thinks,
286
00:10:22,044 --> 00:10:24,048
then that's good enough
for me to decide
287
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,786
this is not good enough
for me.
288
00:10:26,786 --> 00:10:29,559
- She did what you said
because you said it.
289
00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:30,661
We did it, Flute.
290
00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:33,667
You are...a celebrity.
291
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,871
- Thank you for visiting
Mount Taj,
292
00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:39,512
for when there's a lot to get
across but not much time.
293
00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:41,783
- I'm ready to resume
your mentorship
294
00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,319
on my little fear of...
295
00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:44,789
vein Cholula.
296
00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:46,660
- Great, here's what
you're gonna do:
297
00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:48,062
ask someone else.
298
00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:50,701
- What?
- I've lost my mentor mojo.
299
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:51,970
- But you're
the greatest mentor
300
00:10:52,004 --> 00:10:53,707
this department has ever had.
301
00:10:53,807 --> 00:10:55,978
I can't stand that
I'm the one who broke you,
302
00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:59,284
which is why I'm gonna help you
become a mentor again.
303
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,255
You're gonna help me?
304
00:11:01,289 --> 00:11:01,924
That's right.
305
00:11:01,957 --> 00:11:03,794
I'm gonna mentor the mentor
306
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,597
so you can mentor me,
your mentee,
307
00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:06,833
like you're meant to.
308
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,837
[giggles]
It's gonna be mental.
309
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:11,275
- When your Dad ran away
for several years
310
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,582
after a nervous breakdown,
who was there for you?
311
00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:16,251
Lil' Betsy's Pies.
312
00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:19,458
When your mom hibernated
through your 11th birthday,
313
00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:20,727
who was there for you?
314
00:11:20,828 --> 00:11:22,565
Lil' Betsy's Pies.
315
00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:23,734
- When--
- Cut!
316
00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:26,004
Stan, you are--
and I mean this
317
00:11:26,038 --> 00:11:29,478
in the nicest way possible--
demented.
318
00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:30,882
- [chuckles]
- OK, fine.
319
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,219
So I've never had a D-Lite Pie.
320
00:11:33,252 --> 00:11:34,321
I knew it!
321
00:11:34,421 --> 00:11:36,560
Script reeked of phoniness.
322
00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:37,762
It's a page-one rewrite.
323
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,999
Put on a pot of coffee,
324
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,770
because we're gonna
be up all night writing
325
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:44,174
and I need something
to pour on passing joggers
326
00:11:44,274 --> 00:11:45,477
to stay awake.
327
00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:46,846
[mellow music]
328
00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:48,950
- Never knew Jinkos
had a VIP room.
329
00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:51,856
I can't believe I wasted my
life getting wasted downstairs.
330
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:54,161
Wait, why can't we get a table?
331
00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,867
- It's fine. Let's just focus
on prepping your testimony.
332
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,504
- Now--
- Why does Skid Marcus
333
00:11:58,537 --> 00:11:59,539
have a table and I don't?
334
00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,174
Sure, he's the number one
dry cleaner in town,
335
00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,745
but what's he ever
ranted about?
336
00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:04,348
Besides those pants
I brought in
337
00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:05,216
after the Chili Cook-Off.
338
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,420
- I feel like you're
losing the plot here.
339
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:11,028
You're only pretending to be
a celebrity to win the trial.
340
00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:12,163
- But how can I pretend
I'm a celebrity
341
00:12:12,263 --> 00:12:14,301
when I'm sitting at the bar
like a schlub?
342
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,671
You need to start
pretending to be
343
00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:17,609
my pretend manager
and get me a table!
344
00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:19,178
- Now!
- Yes, right away.
345
00:12:19,278 --> 00:12:21,649
- And find out how we get
my picture on the wall!
346
00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:23,520
Do I just put it up myself?
347
00:12:23,554 --> 00:12:25,791
I could put that up for you.
348
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,528
- Oh, wow, thank you.
That's so--
349
00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:30,500
[sultry music]
350
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,670
Lil' Betsy?
351
00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:33,774
Uh, can I interest you
352
00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:36,647
in a you of champagne?
353
00:12:36,647 --> 00:12:37,748
[giggles, pops lips]
354
00:12:37,782 --> 00:12:39,619
What? Oh, flute.
355
00:12:39,652 --> 00:12:40,788
Champagne flute.
My name is Flute.
356
00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:41,890
I'm gonna use that.
357
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:43,661
But no, thank you.
358
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:44,795
I'm not sure how it would look
359
00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,767
to be drinking
with a probable murderer.
360
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,637
- I couldn't help
overhearing your convo
361
00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:50,907
with that giant loud woman.
362
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,778
You can't expect regs like that
363
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,349
to understand
A-listers like us.
364
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,351
Oh, thank you.
365
00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:58,323
I feel like I'm always having
to explain myself to her.
366
00:12:58,323 --> 00:13:02,163
- Well, maybe you should
hang out with someone
367
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:04,603
you don't have
to explain yourself to
368
00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:06,840
because she already understands
369
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,844
and doesn't care
because she's too busy
370
00:13:08,844 --> 00:13:11,082
thinking about herself.
371
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,718
- Exactly!
I'm sorry, what did you say?
372
00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:14,221
- I was thinking about myself.
- [laughs]
373
00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:17,662
I said, why don't the two of us
get out of here?
374
00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:18,797
Exactly!
375
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,133
Hey, here's
an even better idea.
376
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,437
Why don't the two of us
get out of here?
377
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,811
[dramatic music]
378
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:27,682
This isn't gonna work.
379
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,084
We'll see about that.
380
00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:31,823
I brought some friends of mine
who are having trouble
381
00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,860
learning proper
police booking procedure.
382
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,865
Can you help them?
383
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,871
- No, mentorship is more
of a one-on-one thing.
384
00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,239
- I know,
but you know how it is.
385
00:13:40,239 --> 00:13:42,845
If I bring Gretchen,
I have to bring Mr. Pancake,
386
00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:44,147
and then if you've got Mr. P,
387
00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:45,884
you kind of have to take
the whole Cuddle Crew,
388
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:46,987
so pretty soon--
389
00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:48,155
It's not just that.
390
00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:50,861
You can't mentor someone
by making them learn it.
391
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,665
They have to live it.
392
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,801
- [sighs]
You're right.
393
00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:54,803
Who am I kidding?
394
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:57,709
I guess I was never meant
to mentor a mentor.
395
00:13:57,742 --> 00:13:58,977
[groans]
396
00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:01,816
Okay, fine, just come with me.
397
00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:03,285
I know where you need to go.
398
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,591
- All right!
We're going for a ride, guys.
399
00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:07,360
No. Just you.
400
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,630
Okay.
401
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,933
[whispering]
I'll send an Uber.
402
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,137
[sultry music]
403
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,907
- Is there anything worse
than when the Make-a-Wish kid
404
00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:15,243
you're visiting
doesn't look sick enough...
405
00:14:15,277 --> 00:14:17,649
both:
So you can't post the picture?
406
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:19,051
[laughs]
407
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,923
Well, it's a shame
we're on two different sides
408
00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:24,829
when we should really
be on the same side...
409
00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:27,367
of the bed.
410
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,202
[laughs]
411
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,141
- So...how did you lose
your teeth?
412
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:33,646
Well, with a pair of pliers.
413
00:14:33,646 --> 00:14:34,783
Did it hurt?
414
00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:36,919
- Well, not as much
as not being recognized.
415
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:39,926
I won't let anything
stop me from being famous!
416
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,230
And neither should you.
417
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,205
[laughs]
Well, ain't that the truth?
418
00:14:46,238 --> 00:14:48,075
- You should have one of those
in your bedroom.
419
00:14:48,108 --> 00:14:51,516
- Oh, totally!
Come on, let's take it.
420
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,752
[laughs]
421
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:53,921
Oh, you're serious.
422
00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:55,657
I can't steal that.
I'm a detective.
423
00:14:55,691 --> 00:14:58,664
But you're also a celebrity.
424
00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,966
And laws are laws.
425
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,435
We're not different
than anyone else.
426
00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:02,337
Aren't we?
427
00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:06,679
I mean, we're VIP,
very important people,
428
00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:09,050
and not to us, to them.
429
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:12,057
Our fans want us to be special.
430
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,361
Now, why else would they
buy our pies
431
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:17,267
or listen to our rants
or watch our sex tapes?
432
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,505
- Yeah, I mean,
even detectives are allowed
433
00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,510
to break the speed limit
when you're in pursuit.
434
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,947
And zookeepers are allowed
to bring home animals
435
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,851
on the weekend
to ride around...
436
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:26,953
I assume.
437
00:15:26,987 --> 00:15:28,389
I mean, why else have that job?
438
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:31,996
So now that I'm a celebrity,
I guess...
439
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,734
[ethereal music]
440
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,838
[grunts]
441
00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:38,810
[triumphant music]
442
00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:41,850
♪
443
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:42,985
[horn honks]
Crap!
444
00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,220
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
445
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,426
- [car crashes]
- Why was there no sign?
446
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:53,974
Where have you been?
447
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,611
The trial is about to start.
448
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,447
Sorry I'm dope.
449
00:15:57,548 --> 00:16:00,520
- Ooh, I love this look--
Pete Davidson meets a buffet.
450
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,891
Mm, this is gonna kill
on the stand today.
451
00:16:02,992 --> 00:16:04,962
- I know,
except for one little tweak.
452
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:08,002
I'm testifying for Lil' Betsy,
453
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,808
especially now that Lil' B
and I are a power couple.
454
00:16:10,841 --> 00:16:12,143
You're in too deep.
455
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,715
You can't seriously
be falling for her.
456
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,151
Why wouldn't I?
457
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,353
I'm not gonna Hugh Jackman
this thing and date a normie.
458
00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:19,892
I need someone who knows what
it's like to be a celebrity
459
00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:21,862
and keep me in the news cycle.
460
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,066
And she does both
of those things
461
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,869
and a whole lot more.
462
00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,940
Ooh, a whole lot.
463
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,944
You'll see
when the tape comes out.
464
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:33,052
Money, power, sex, pie!
465
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:35,022
Should I be saying "sex pie"?
466
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:36,893
Hack! Get out of the way.
467
00:16:36,893 --> 00:16:38,663
Let me show you how it's done.
468
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,668
1776.
469
00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:42,237
Colonial Boston.
470
00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:44,975
A man is about to be hanged.
[laughs]
471
00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:47,614
Is he guilty?
It doesn't matter.
472
00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:49,017
"Any last words?"
473
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,856
"Just one. Pie."
474
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:53,727
Mm, not bad.
475
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,664
- That was my first time
doing something on camera
476
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,601
that wasn't X-rated.
477
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:58,770
Felt weird.
478
00:16:58,803 --> 00:17:00,440
[mellow hip-hop music]
479
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,947
- Rap.
Stands for Rhythm And Poetry.
480
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:05,718
Poetry is for the soul.
481
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:10,193
And you're looking at your
soul sister right here.
482
00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:12,931
Can I try the folding chair
one more time?
483
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,771
- Wow, a whole store
just for mentors?
484
00:17:15,871 --> 00:17:18,810
- They got everything you need
to change someone else's life.
485
00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:20,079
Am I to gather
486
00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:22,350
this is your first time
mentoring, young man?
487
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:25,189
How exciting.
I remember my first.
488
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:26,526
I taught a child
that the attention
489
00:17:26,593 --> 00:17:29,464
she desperately craved
must come from within.
490
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,101
- I taught
a troubled quarterback
491
00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:33,238
that the only throw
he'd never complete
492
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,243
was to the father
who was never there.
493
00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:37,782
- Oh, and I choked a genius
to get him to respect
494
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,250
my farting dead wife.
495
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,121
- And what about
your first time, Kang?
496
00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:43,726
- Ah, it's silly.
Nobody wants to hear that.
497
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:44,995
Oh, please?
498
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,031
Word, dawg.
499
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,133
Yes, you must.
500
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,836
It was a long time ago.
501
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:49,738
He had just fought in the war
502
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:51,843
and wondered what he
could offer the world,
503
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,079
until he finally realized
504
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:55,082
that it was the world
that made the offers.
505
00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:56,853
And I taught that to...
506
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:58,188
the man in the mirror.
507
00:17:58,221 --> 00:17:59,925
- Michael Jacks--
- Me.
508
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,696
I taught it to me.
509
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:02,531
Oh, good.
510
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,267
That could have been
problematic.
511
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,137
See, you can't help others
512
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:08,810
until you've
helped yourself, Summers.
513
00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:11,315
That's a very wise lesson...
514
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,418
you mentor!
[laughs]
515
00:18:13,452 --> 00:18:14,988
And now that you're
a mentor again,
516
00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:17,126
you can help me get over
my fear of blood.
517
00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:20,199
Unless I already did.
518
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:24,876
You've been standing in real
human blood this whole time.
519
00:18:24,909 --> 00:18:27,982
- I'm cured!
[laughs]
520
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:29,552
You mentored me, Kang.
521
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,656
Although, actually,
I mentored you
522
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,893
by making you bring me here
in the first place.
523
00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:35,463
Or did you?
524
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,568
You think there's a store
just for mentors?
525
00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,572
I hired these people
to make you think
526
00:18:39,606 --> 00:18:41,543
you were mentoring me
to be a mentor again
527
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,112
when, in fact,
I was mentoring you
528
00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:44,882
to mentor me to mentor you.
529
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,554
Or were you?
530
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,488
Huh?
531
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,192
- I don't know, I thought
maybe that would work.
532
00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:51,462
[door creaks, bell jingles]
533
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:53,867
- One of 'em threw up
in the back of my Uber.
534
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,869
[indistinct chatter]
535
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:56,138
Defense, your witness.
536
00:18:56,171 --> 00:18:57,407
Objection, your honor.
537
00:18:57,508 --> 00:18:59,310
The witness and the accused
are clearly flirting.
538
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,315
- Oh, we're way beyond
flirting.
539
00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:04,287
If flirting is the lobby,
we're at, like, the 17th floor,
540
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,258
where the business center is.
541
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,295
Flirting overruled.
542
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:11,703
Let the record reflect
that things are getting spicy.
543
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,907
- Look, I know
what you all want from me:
544
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,075
a hot take.
545
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:16,178
Well, here's one.
546
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:18,215
Lil' Betsy killed him...
547
00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,651
[people gasp]
548
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:20,787
In self-defense!
549
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:21,856
[people murmuring]
550
00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:23,827
And she did it adorably.
551
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,531
all: Aww!
552
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,167
- That talk-show host
was threatening you,
553
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,338
so you defended yourself,
isn't that right?
554
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,475
- Objection! The witness
is acting like a lawyer.
555
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:33,680
- We get it.
You went to law school.
556
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,347
Overruled.
557
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,584
He was attacking me.
558
00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:38,221
He said I was too old
to be Lil' Betsy.
559
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,457
Who says that?
560
00:19:39,457 --> 00:19:41,094
I'll tell you who:
a celebrity who thinks
561
00:19:41,128 --> 00:19:42,665
the rules don't apply to them.
562
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:43,332
Exactly.
563
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,502
Even if that means attacking
564
00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:47,106
a poor old,
less popular celebrity.
565
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,342
What? No!
566
00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:51,214
I'm a much bigger star
than he ever was.
567
00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,452
Ugh. He could never hurt me.
568
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,356
- Oh, sorry,
I guess I'm confused.
569
00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:58,028
Did you feel threatened
by a bigger celebrity
570
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:59,231
and defend yourself?
571
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,068
Or are you an A-lister
who felt so entitled
572
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,237
that you killed a man
because you knew
573
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,073
you were famous enough
to get away with it?
574
00:20:04,107 --> 00:20:06,077
Which one is it?
Who was the bigger star?
575
00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:07,748
[tense music]
576
00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:11,054
It wasn't me!
577
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,691
Sorry, force of habit.
578
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:13,827
It was me.
579
00:20:13,927 --> 00:20:15,362
[people gasp]
580
00:20:15,395 --> 00:20:17,166
I killed that man
in cold blood,
581
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,970
and I ate all those pies.
582
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:20,373
It was me!
583
00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:22,744
It's always been me!
584
00:20:23,746 --> 00:20:27,655
- In light of this,
I find Lil' Betsy guilty.
585
00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:31,161
I hope you can still be
adorable in an orange jumpsuit.
586
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,397
Who am I kidding?
587
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,902
I almost wanna go to jail
just to see it.
588
00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:37,875
- So you did all this
to convince her
589
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,277
you were on her side--
590
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:42,283
the fight with me,
dating her, the fake tattoos.
591
00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:44,154
Yes, fake tattoos,
592
00:20:44,254 --> 00:20:46,992
which is something
I knew existed.
593
00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:49,263
Jinkos? Not VIP.
594
00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:51,268
Need a ride?
595
00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:54,775
Hop on.
I got her the whole weekend.
596
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,877
I call shotgun.
597
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,421
- The tape you sent us
was amazing.
598
00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:02,858
- [laughs]
We're gonna be rich!
599
00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:05,931
I'm gonna buy you so many
parents that'll love you.
600
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:06,866
30 seconds of dead air,
601
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,270
then a kid walks in
and says, "Not bad."
602
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:10,507
[laughs]
Genius!
603
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,410
So I'm the new Lil' Betsy?
604
00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:15,282
- Oh, God, no.
We just want the concept.
605
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,453
- Demand points
on the back end.
606
00:21:17,587 --> 00:21:20,527
Could I have a single pie?
607
00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:28,943
[rock guitar music playing]
608
00:21:30,179 --> 00:21:32,383
Does this have peanuts?
609
00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:37,794
- Bento.
[crowd cheers]
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