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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome
to the Whole Buncha
Countries Games,
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where a whole bunch of
countries come together
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to compete in a whole
buncha games.
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In winter.
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-And now,
let the games begin.
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(ALL YELLING)
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This is my zone, losers!
My Calzone.
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Hello, Hawaii!
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Finally, nothing
but sun, sand and--
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Blistering cold!
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(YELLING)
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ANNOUNCER: And the winner
is... Bugs Bunny?
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I thought he was
supposed to be in Hawaii!
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
- Well, gee, look at that!
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I've never been a fan of
jewelry but for this, I think
I can make an exception.
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That is my gold, rabbit!
And you are in my zone!
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- And you are?
- I am Cal.
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Champion of the Whole
Buncha Countries Games.
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I am the biggest winner
of all time!
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I am such a big winner
that they put my face
on everything.
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Candy bars, kitty litter,
even toilet seats.
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Well, that's great, pal,
but I'm not interested
in all this snow and ice.
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I'm just looking for some sun.
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You want to see the sun?
Let me give you a closer look!
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(GRUNTS)
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BUGS: Wow, that is close.
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ANNOUNCER: And there
goes Cal heading down
the bobsled ride.
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Whee, I love sledding!
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Rabbit, what do you
think you're doing?
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Competing at the games
See, I got my own bobsled.
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That is not a bobsled,
it is a silly toboggan.
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Don't be doggin'
about my toboggan.
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No one out-sleds Cal.
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I can do some
toboggan blogging.
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Breakfast at the hotel
was exceptional, #impressed!
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(SCREAMS)
Quit flogging my toboggan!
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Wow! I can see
the whole town from up here!
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Let go of me you fool!
I cannot see!
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Whoa! Whoa.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ah, forget the bobsled.
I'm racing the Cal-sled!
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(SCATTING)
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ANNOUNCER: And the winner
of the bobsled, Bugs Bunny!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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That rabbit may have
got lucky once--
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ANNOUNCER: Actually,
he's gotten lucky twice.
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Well, he will never defeat
me on the half pipe.
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I am totally in my zone.
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Nally-nooze, bro
but mine are the gnarliest.
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Gotta paw-paw
when a maw-maw!
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- Huh?
- House plant!
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- Sewage plant!
-(FARTS)
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Ugh! Unsanitary.
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No one out-shreds Cal!
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Upper chunk lobster hold!
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Chicken salad crab grab!
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Top slaw nibblet green!
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Bro, you caught too much air.
You gotta reverse it!
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Whoa! (YELLING)
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Whoa, you totally
cratered, dude!
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ANNOUNCER: The gold medal forhalf pipe goes to, Bugs Bunny!
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
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How does that rabbit
keep winning?
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One word, soup!
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He swipes down gallons
and gallons of soup
before every event.
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I should know,
I trained him!
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And I can train you too!
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Yes, yes. Train me, train me!
I must defeat that rabbit.
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Then let's do this!
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If you want to cream
the rabbit, you've gotta
eat cream of broccoli.
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(GULPING)
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That's it! Eat that
chicken noodle.
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Split pea!
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Gazpacho!
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That's right. You got it, kid!
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You got the eye of
the chowder, the clam chowder!
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Now, go down this ski jump!
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Whoa! Whoa! (GRUNTING)
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CALZONE: Too much soup!
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That's not how you ski jump!
Let me show you how it's done.
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Ouch!
(GROANS)
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ANNOUNCER: Incredible!
Bugs Bunny has
won the ski jump!
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I will get that
meddling rabbit!
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ANNOUNCER:
He sure is medal-ing.
He's won four golds!
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Nobody asked you!
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Get back here, rabbit!
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Prepare to meet
your-- Huh?
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Ooh, sequins. Very nice!
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(GROANING)
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(SNIFFING)
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Why you-- For me?
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(SNIFFS)
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(YELLS AND GRUNTS)
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ANNOUNCER: Perfect 10.
Another goal medal
for Bugs Bunny!
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(GRUMBLES AND GROANS)
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ANNOUNCER: Bugs takes
gold in hockey!
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Enough! I will
crush you, Rabbit!
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ANNOUNCER: And they're off
in the final event,
speed skating!
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I will win gold
no matter what it takes.
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(GRUNTING)
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ANNOUNCER: Bugs Bunny
has won the gold!
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Cal, you can stop skating.
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- I won again.
-(GRUNTING)
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No! I will never stop skating.
I am the winner!
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(SCREAMS)
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ANNOUNCER: Unbelievable!
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Bugs Bunny has won
all the gold medals
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in the Whole Buncha
Countries Games in Winter.
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Those medals
should be in my zone!
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My Fro-zone.
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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Welcome back
to Island Master,
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the show where I, Tad Tucker,
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compete against contestants
for the title of...
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Island Master!
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Whoever can survive
these dizzying challenges,
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will be the lucky winner
of their very own
autographed picture
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of me, Tad Tucker!
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It even tastes like me.
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Come here, you!
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Now, I bet you could
watch me kiss me all day,
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but I got another
contest to win.
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In this next challenge,
every contestant must stand
atop these upright logs.
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The first one
to fall of their log,
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will be eliminated
from the next round.
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I don't have
to participate because
I won the last challenge
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to possess the coveted
Crystal Monkey Skull.
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Does the monkey
want a banana?
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(LAUGHS)
He can't! It's crystal.
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DAFFY: Incoming!
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-(ALL EXCLAIM)
- What the--
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Hello, spring break.
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One whole week of nothing
but sun, fun and coconuts.
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Hey you, you're ruining
my TV show!
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TV show? OMG!
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Is this Top Voices Got Talent?
I love singing shows!
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I was born to sing.
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(VOCALIZING)
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This ain't a singing contest!
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It's a survival contest.
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- Did you just strike me?
- Yeah, I did.
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And since you've eliminated
all the other contestants,
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I guess it's gonna be
you against--
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Me, Daffy Duck!
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- Island Master
will be right back!
- That's my line--
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Welcome back.
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Now, before we move
on to our next competition,
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let me remind
our audience that we
are on an actual island,
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thousands of miles from
civilization, no food,
no water, no shelter.
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When you're out here,
you need to fend for yourself.
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These cocktail wienies are
really hitting the spot.
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Where did you get those?
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From the hotel restaurant.
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- I charged everything
to your room.
- Cut to commercial.
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As I was saying, when
you're on a desert island,
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sometimes you have to eat
the food you can find.
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And that means,
eating these grubs.
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In this next competition,
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we will see who can eat
the most grubs in
under two minutes.
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Ready? Go!
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Here we go!
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-(CHOMPING)
-(GAGGING)
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-(GROANS)
- Grub taco!
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-(GULPS)
-(GROANING)
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- Grub skewers!
-(GAGS)
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They're so slimy.
You can really feel them
moving around in your mouth.
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-(GAGS)
- Are there any grubs
in my teeth?
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(GAGGING)
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Looks like someone
just coughed up the lead.
(LAUGHS AND WHOOPS)
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Our next challenge is
about strength, precision
and lots of sweat.
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- Is that why you stink so bad?
- Knock it off!
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The goal of this challenge
is to take one of
these large stones,
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place it into the hopper
and launch it toward
the target.
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The first person
to get three stones in
the target zone, wins.
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I think something's wrong
with my catapult.
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Now, that's impossible.
I just checked this morning.
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-(YELLS)
- DAFFY: Never mind.
Works great!
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(GRUNTING)
Uh-oh, it's broken again.
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That's because you have
too many rocks in there.
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You can only launch
one at a time. (GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Oi, listen you!
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Don't worry, I fixed it
with my handy utility knife.
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It was never broken
and that's my utility knife!
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Come and get it!
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-(DAFFY LAUGHING)
-(GRUMBLING)
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(SCREAMS AND GROANS)
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DAFFY: I told you I fixed it.
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Welcome back for
our next challenge.
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Our contestants
will have to carefully
walk across this tightrope,
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spanning these five cages
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to get to
the Crystal Monkey Skull
on the other side.
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Each one of these
cages is filled with
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one of nature's most
vicious predators.
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Now the trick is--
Whoa!
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What the--
That's my utility knife!
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- Oh, no!
-(ANIMALS GROWLING)
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(SCREAMS)
No, not again!
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(ANIMALS GROWLING)
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I got me a few bumps
and scrapes from
the last challenge
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but in this next challenge,
both competitors must
race to the top
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of these series of ropes,
scaffolding and springs.
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The first to reach the top
and hit the gong is
the new Island Master!
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What do you think, Duck?
Can you hack it?
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Oh yeah. This is the one
that's gonna trip me up.
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Okay, then.
Ready, set, dingo!
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHS)
Only three more levels to go!
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-(GONG SOUNDING)
- Huh? How'd you get
up there so fast?
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I can fly. Duh!
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I would have been here
faster if I didn't have to
bring this bag of boulders.
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Bag of... Boulders?
(GROANS AND GRUNTS)
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(YELLING AND GROANING)
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(YELLS)
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I am Island Master!
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And so concludes
Season 4 of Island Master,
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starring me, Tad Tucker!
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I like Tad as a host
but he could be
a little bolder.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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