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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CAWING)
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Ah! Another
beautiful morning
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in the valley of
mythical creatures.
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Oh, no! My house!
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Who do you
think you are?
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The name is
Yosemite Samson
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and I'm the
strongest man
in the world
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on account of
my long hair.
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Your hair
gives you strength?
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That's right.
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The longer my hair,
the more phonebooks
I can tear.
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Hi-yah!
(SPITS)
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The longer the mane,
the more my might
can cause pain.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(FEMININE VOICE)
Excuse me, mister,
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can I borrow a
cup of sugar?
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A-oooo-gah!
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Why, of course you can,
pretty lady.
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You can have
as much sugar
as you want, sugar.
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I just moved
up the lock a piece.
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And I guess we'll be
seeing each other
a lot more, huh?
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Delilah,
I'm in love with you.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh, fiddledeedee,
silly man.
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You can't just ask
a girl to marry you.
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-(GRUNTING)
- You gotta go a
courtin' her first.
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You know, like,
bring her flowers.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, I'll get you flowers.
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Well, the flowers
I want are on top
of that mountain.
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Huh?
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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But, there's a
big ol' Titan up there.
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Oh, a big strong
man like you
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isn't afraid of
a little ol' thing like
a Titan, are you?
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(GROWLING)
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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(SAMSON
SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Here you are,
my love.
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I changed my mind.
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Now I want a pearl
from the bottom
of the lake.
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Can't I just go to
a local department
store or somethin'?
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Is that all I'm worth?
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A trip to the
department store?
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Well, in that case,
you can forget
the whole thing.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry.
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I'll get you that pearl.
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(SNORING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Crab-jam!
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I'm not a baby!
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Aha!
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Whoa!
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
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(SAMSON GRUNTING)
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I did it.
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Well, Samson!
I must say,
I am impressed.
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Now, how about
giving me a kiss?
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Mmmwaah!
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Ooh, such soft lips.
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Can we get
married now?
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Oh, you may have
completed all my tasks,
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but you've to
got to clean
yourself up a bit.
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And I have
just the man
for the job.
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Oh, Bruce.
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Whoa!
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O-M-G! What is
going on
with this hair?
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I'll have this mane
tamed in no time.
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You can't cut my hair!
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That's where
I get my strength!
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Oh, don't be
such a baby, baby.
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Too new wave.
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Too business in
the front, not enough
party in the back.
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Too punk.
I know exactly
what to do.
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Take a look.
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(SCREAMING)
My hair!
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My beautiful hair!
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Samson, you clean up nice.
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But my strength is gone.
Watch!
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(GRUNTS)
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Now, will you
marry me?
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If you really wanna
marry me, you must
prove yourself worthy
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in the gladiatorial games
in the old Colosseum.
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There's an old Colosseum?
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It's the valley of
mythical creatures.
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- Now, off you go.
-(GRUNTING)
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Welcome to today's
mythological action.
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I'm with my griffin
in crime, Merv.
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(SQUAWKING)
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Okay, Sam, time to
prove you don't need
long, luxurious hair
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to be a big, strong man.
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Give me your worst!
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Oh, hey, fellas.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Samson fought the wall
and the wall won.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(SAMSON GRUNTING)
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I haven't seen
this much dribblin'
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since I volunteered
at the daycare center.
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(SQUAWKING)
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You're absolutely
right, Merv.
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He's taking it
to the hole.
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(SAMSON GRUNTING)
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Samson is getting a whackin'
from the Kraken.
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-(RUMBLING)
- And with that move,
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the Kraken is literally
bringing the house down.
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This is Bugs and Merv
signing off.
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(SQUAWKING)
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My love life's in ruins.
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You know, Samson
may need his hair
for strength,
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but nothing beats
the strength of a hare.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(BARKING)
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No, Frisky,
I can't play with you.
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I have to go to the store
and get cranberry sauce
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for my big
Thanksgiving Day feast.
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(WHINING)
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Oh, all right,
I'll let you
fetch it one time.
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That's the old mustard.
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Frisky,
that's not a ball!
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That's a squirrel.
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Hey! What's
the big idea, huh?
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(GRUMBLING)
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All right, Frisky.
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Now, get back inside
so I can go to the store.
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(HUMMING)
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(MEOWING)
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Gimme that fish.
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No way!
I saw it first.
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Aha!
Get back! Get back!
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Look at that.
You two messed around
and ruined our dinner.
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Guess I'll have to
eat this sandwich.
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That's not a sandwich,
you cranially challenged
chowder head.
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That's a phonebook.
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(GULPS)
I thought that sandwich
was a little dry.
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(SNIFFS)
Wait a minute.
(SNIFFS)
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You guys smell something?
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I think It's me.
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That phonebook had
a little too much fiber.
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It's not you.
I-I smell turkey!
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It's coming from
behind that door.
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(GRUNTING)
It's locked!
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Don't worry.
I have a key.
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Hey, I get it.
I'm the key.
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(SNIFFING)
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Look at all that food!
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They got everything.
Turkey,
mashed potatoes...
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And gravy!
Lots and lots of gravy!
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You can put gravy
on the turkey,
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gravy on the potatoes
or gravy on the gravy.
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Or you can just
put gravy right
in your mouth.
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Oh, stop saying gravy.
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And who said
you can start eating, huh?
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You told me to.
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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- No, I didn't. No, I didn't!
- Yes, you did.
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PETE:
Yes, you did.
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SYLVESTER:
No, I didn't!
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(BARKING)
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Dog! Go!
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(BARKING)
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Run! Run! Run! Run!
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(PANTING)
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(WHINING)
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What are you two
scared of?
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He's just a harmless
little critter.
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Hey, poochie poochie poochie.
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(BARKING)
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Put me down,
you mangy coward!
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Cat up,
you 'fraidy-babies.
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If you want that turkey,
you have to
get rid of that puppy.
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Let's go.
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(BARKING)
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ALL: Whoa!
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(CATS SCREAMING)
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Now, listen,
we've got to
get into that house.
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Claude, you go 'round front.
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Pete, go in
the upstairs window.
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Can't we just go
back to eating
out of a garbage can?
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We're gonna
get rid of that puppy
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and have a nice
turkey dinner.
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Now, let's go.
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(EXCLAIMING)
Hey, who are you?
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I asked you first!
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Don't be smart
with me, pal!
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Oh, you think
you're a tough guy, huh?
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Oh, yeah? I can
take you to the cleaners.
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You got it, pal!
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Put up your dukes!
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(GRUNTING)
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(BARKING)
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So, you wanna play, huh?
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Okay, maybe
we should try
another game.
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-(BARKING)
-(SCREAMING)
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(BARKS)
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Float like a butterfly,
sting like a puma.
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Hey!
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(SCREAMING)
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What do you think
you're doing,
you blithering baboons.
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00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:19,004
You couldn't get rid
of this puppy?
Give me that.
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Go fetch, you mutt.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hmm?
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Yaah!
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, my!
What happened?
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(SCREAMING)
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I've heard of it
raining cats and dogs,
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but this is ridiculous.
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I don't suppose you cats
would want to join
Frisky and I for dinner.
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(BARKING)
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Oh, well,
Happy Thanksgiving!
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00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:06,021
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