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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Eureka! I've done it.
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With these lithium powered
rocket skates,
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I'll be able to travel
faster than ever before.
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Now a five minute
trip to the store
will only take three minutes.
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Really it's the little things,
you know.
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Now, to buy
the lithium batteries
that will power my skates.
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Hmm.
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"ACME now delivers
instantly!" Ha!
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That's not possible.
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Well, I'm sure they
don't mean "instant" instant.
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Yeah, but not as quick
as my lithium powered
rocket skates, no doubt.
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Okay, let's just see
about that.
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- Now, let's just see
how instant-- (GASPS)
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
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(KNOCKING)
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Impossible!
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How can ACME deliver
something so quick?
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Beep, beep.
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Beep, beep.
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(STAMMERING)
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(GASPS)
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I don't know why,
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but something deep inside
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tells me I must
destroy that bird.
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This couldn't be easier.
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All I have to do
is order something
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and that Road Runner
comes right to my door.
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With the help of my new
lithium powered rocket skates,
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it'll be bye bye birdy.
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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Hmm, I can always use
a motion detecting
Electronet 3,000.
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Now, to order and capture.
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Beep, beep.
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Beep, beep.
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It's show time.
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-(SHOES BEEP)
-(ROCKETS FLARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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-(SHOES FIRING)
-(GRUNTING)
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-(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
-(THUDDING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(MURMURING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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-(THUDS)
- Ow.
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(WHISTLING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(WEAKLY) Must get these
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skates off!
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(GRUNTING)
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I hope I kept the receipt
for those batteries.
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(GROANS)
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-(BEEPING)
-(LAUGHS)
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-(PHONE BEEPS)
-(LAUGHS)
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Beep, beep!
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-(KNOCKING)
- Beep, beep!
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What the...
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(GROWLS)
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(MURMURING)
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(STRAINING)
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Ha, ha!
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Beep, beep!
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(GROANING)
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(ZAPPING)
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- Beep, beep!
-(SHRIEKS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Beep, beep!
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Beep, beep!
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Oh!
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(GROANS)
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Oh, that hurt.
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(YELPS)
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(BEEPS)
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- Beep, beep!
-(GRUNTS)
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- Beep, beep!
-(GRUNTS)
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- Beep, beep!
-(GRUNTS)
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- Beep, beep!
-(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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I think one more should do it.
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Huzzah! Technology prevails.
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Beep, beep!
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELPS)
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(UNINTELLIGIBLE RAMBLING)
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I have you now!
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- Beep, beep!
-(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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I'll get that bird
if it's the last thing...
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(GRUNTS)
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(COUGHING)
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As I was saying...
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- I'll get that bird if...
-(WHISTLING)
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-(CRASHING)
-(ROCKETS FLARING)
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Ah. The planet Earth.
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I would love nothing more
than to conquer it.
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Of course, before I initiate
invasion protocols,
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it might be wise to
capture an inhabitant
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so that I can study
and exploit its weaknesses.
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Oh, goody, goody!
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And he's a lively one, too.
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Now, to capture him
with my transporter ray.
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I love window shopping!
Whoo...
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...Hoo!
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Oh, peachy! It worked!
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Greetings, inferior life form.
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Allow me to show
your primitive brain around.
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This is my replicator,
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where I will make
a Martian army
to invade the Earth.
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Martian army?
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Boring!
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I know, let's see
if it'll replicate
this cookie.
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(ENERGY ZAPPING)
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- Ooh...
- Yes.
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Very nice.
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Let's move on.
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Wait a minute,
I wanna see it do it again.
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-(ZAPPING)
- Again.
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-(ZAPPING)
- Again.
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Again! Again! Again! Again!
Again! Again! Again! Again!
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Stop! Now my machine
is filled with cookies.
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Don't worry, boss,
I'll clean it up.
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(CHOMPING AND GULPING)
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- Did you save me one?
- Nope.
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-(BURPS)
- Oh!
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These Earthlings
are positively grotesque.
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I'm doing the universe a favor
by getting rid of them.
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This is my Probulator.
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It will find the nature
of your internal structures,
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- then...
-(BLOWING)
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Give me that!
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- What does this do? Oops.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(POWERS DOWN)
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Curious. It doesn't seem
to be working.
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I wonder if the kilowatt
reader went down again.
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(SHACKLES CLICKING)
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(GROANING)
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(WHIRRING)
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- MARVIN: Hey!
-(CRASHING)
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So aggressive...
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Please, Earthling,
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- turn off the machine.
-(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
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(SHOUTING) Earthling!
Turn off the machine!
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Oh, gosh! Sorry, pal.
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-(MACHINE POWERS DOWN)
-(MURMURING)
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Well, the good news
is the machine
is fully functional.
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Yes, and the bad news is
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the machine
is fully functional.
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Enough messing around.
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It's time to put you
into the Cerebro.
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I will now peer into
your sub conscience
with my mind scanner,
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and learn how to destroy
your doomed species
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from the inside out.
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(STATIC BUZZING)
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Whoo...
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Hoo...
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(SINGING)
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(SLURPING)
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-(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(KISSES)
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(GIGGLES)
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Wild.
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Oh, enough of this nonsense.
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Hey, I was watching that.
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You have to leave now!
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Leave? But I just got here.
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If you don't leave,
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I'm afraid I'm going
to have to...
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- Ooh, cool toy.
- That is not a toy!
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That is my disintegration ray.
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-(FIRING)
-(GASPS)
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-(ZAPPING)
-(CRUMBLING)
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Cool. Hey!
What else you got around here?
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No. No, no, no!
Don't touch anything.
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I haven't even used these
cool juggling balls. Catch!
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That's nitroglycerin!
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(GRUNTING)
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- Oh, thank good...
-(EXPLODES)
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Does everything in this place
explode, or just you?
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- Whoo!
-(GRUNTS)
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Check out this flat screen TV.
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How do I get the football
game on this thing?
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(GRUNTING)
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-(CLANGS)
- DAFFY: Oopsie.
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-(CLANGS)
- I got it this time.
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-(CLANGS)
- Who put this moon here?
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(CLANGS)
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Hold on,
didn't check my mirror.
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-(CLANGING)
- Like a pro!
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-(CLANGS)
- I think I got it now.
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-(CLANGS)
- I mean this time.
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Man, there's so much for just
one duck to mess with.
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I wish there was a way to make
more of me so I could...
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Wait a minute.
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There is!
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-(ZAPPING)
-(CHEERING)
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Oh, dear. No!
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GROUP: Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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- Hey, Daffys, catch!
-(EXPLODES)
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(WHIRRING)
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Hey, Daffy, could I try?
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Sure thing, Daffy.
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-(WHIRRING)
- Make sure you
get those back molars.
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Oh, no.
I've shrunk my Daffys.
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Oh, well. Tumble dry low
and hope for the best.
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Isn't this great?
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It's marvelous,
you handsome devil, you.
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-(LICKING)
-(SCREAMS)
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- I can't take it anymore!
-(ZAPPING)
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Protect the planet!
Save the Earth!
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-(ZAPPING)
- Whoa!
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Are you from outer space?
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Oh, yes.
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That is my spaceship.
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(EXPLODES)
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Well, that was my spaceship.
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But it's much safer
down here.
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Oh, there you are.
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- We are looking for you.
- BOTH: So were we.
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Say, do you like
window shopping?
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Whoa!
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- Run for your life!
- ALL: Whoo-hoo!
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- The aliens are invading!
-(ALL CHEERING)
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DAFFY: Whoo-hoo!
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