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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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[giggles]
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[both laugh]
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{\an8}[announcer]
Brought to you by Hot Knots.
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{\an8}Soft. Salty. Satisfying.
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{\an8}[sighs] What should
we do after school?
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{\an8}I don't know.
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- We can't just do nothing.
- We can't?
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Oh! Oh, no! I lost my phone.
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Great. I mean, bad.
But a project.
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Clear goal. Great stakes.
Find the pho...
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[cell phone rings, vibrates]
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Oh, here it is. [chuckles]
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"One free pretzel
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to anyone who brings
ten people to the mall."
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- Oh!
- Barry, this is perfect.
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I love pretzels.
All I need is ten people.
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- I'm in.
- All I need is nine people.
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Attention,
nine convenient peers.
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I'm delighted to announce a trip
to the mall for all of you,
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after school today.
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- That's a hard pass.
- No.
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Oh, come on, it's the mall.
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The mall. The mall.
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Barry, why aren't you
helping me?
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Aren't I, though?
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"How to Possess Followers
and Win People." [gasps]
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What a title. No red flags here.
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Hmm. There are three qualities
of a great leader.
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Number one, honesty.
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I'm gonna be honest with you, Trev.
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I'd really like you to follow me
to the mall.
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- Okay.
- Number two, respect.
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I respect your decision
to not follow me to the mall.
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Oh, now I really want
to go for some reason.
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Number three,
ability to delegate.
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Hey there, deputy, I'm gonna
need you to get six more people
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to come to the mall.
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Hey, everyone,
we're going to the mall.
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Firstively, hello.
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Secondivly, I've brought
ten people to the mall,
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entitling me to a free pretzel.
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That's the last
of the promo pretzels.
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What a day.
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Kiff, I feel a yawn coming on.
May I?
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Uh, okay.
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Well, if you got to yawn, yawn.
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[yawns]
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[all yawn]
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Okay. Thanks, team.
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[both gasp, panting]
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Now for a little pretzel,
peace and quiet.
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[gasps and laughs nervously]
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Uh, we've got
the whole mall here.
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Have at it.
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- We won't leave you, Kiff.
- You're our leader.
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- We will follow you...
- [all] To the end.
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Uh, well, I don't...
I don't need that.
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Please go, enjoy yourself.
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At the mall. [claps]
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[clapping rhythmically]
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♪ You can do it all at the mall
at the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ You can't resist the call
of the mall, of the mall ♪
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♪ Giving it your all
at the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ You can have it all
at the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ Take a deep breath
of that food court air ♪
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♪ The smell of
sticky-fingered kids ♪
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♪ And look at this chair ♪
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♪ It massages your feet ♪
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♪ While you nosh
on that slice ♪
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♪ And wait for your name ♪
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♪ On a grain of rice ♪
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♪ You can try on some clothes ♪
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♪ With no intention to buy ♪
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♪ Or just sit around ♪
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♪ And put out a vibe ♪
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♪ Go watch a couple movies ♪
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♪ Back-to-back ♪
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♪ While I find ♪
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♪ A secret spot for my snack ♪
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♪ There's so much in store ♪
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♪ At every store ♪
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♪ There's so much to do ♪
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♪ For you and you and you ♪
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♪ At the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ At the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ You can walk and walk
and never know where you are ♪
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♪ Then take a power nap
in that display car ♪
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♪ Check out the weird promotion
that they have on display ♪
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♪ Or ride the elevators
up and down all day ♪
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♪ You can do it all
at the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ You can't resist the call
of the mall, of the mall ♪
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♪ Giving it your all
at the mall, at the mall ♪
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♪ You can have it all
at the mall, at the mall ♪
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[excited chatter]
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How are we gonna enjoy
this pretzel in peace?
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We got to shake them off.
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Aw, Kiff.
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Hey, Barry, snap out of it.
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Sorry, Kiff. That book really
does turn you into a leader.
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[Helen] I'll tell you
what a good leader would do.
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- Helen, what are you doing here?
- It's my side hustle.
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Real leaders provide enrichment
activities for their followers,
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and kids love bedazzling.
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It's great for growing minds,
fine motor skills.
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An afternoon well spent.
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- Yeah.
- An afternoon well spent. Hmm.
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Now where'd those scamps get to?
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[all scream]
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Uh, okay, team.
As you can see,
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I have a fun activity
planned for you.
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You're not gonna bedazzle with us?
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No, no. Barry and I have, uh,
stuff to take care of.
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As your leader, I commandeth thee
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to do whatever Helen
telleth you to do.
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And to not follow me ever again.
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Super clear.
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Candle, please tell Kiff
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that I honestly respect
her ability to delegate.
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Kiff, Helen honestly respects
your ability to del--
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Oh, yeah.
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This one isn't
shiny enough for Helen.
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Oh, they're just bedazzling
all of Helen's stuff for her.
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It appears she's the only one
getting enriched.
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I feel really bad, Barry.
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I'm a terrible leader.
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I'm gonna go down
as the worst leader in history.
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The basic idea was that
you would follow Kiff to the mall.
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I'm gonna get my pretzel.
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Barry was her lieutenant,
the brains of the operation.
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I used you all.
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[cackles]
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We trusted her as a leader,
but she failed us.
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What have I done?
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- We need to save them.
- [chair vibrating]
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Oh! Yes! Right!
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You call this bedazzled?
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[Barry] "Chapter four,
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The Final and Most Powerful
Leadership Quality..."
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I thought there were only three qualities
of a great leader.
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[Barry] Oh, I can't read it.
It's covered by Helen's bedazzles.
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If we get that book back,
we can trump Helen
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with the fourth leadership quality.
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Yes. We'll win
the followers back.
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[suspenseful music]
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Easy. Easy.
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Uh-huh. I can send you a quote
for a full-home bedazzlement.
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[straining]
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No. No, wait, no. Don't.
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[blowing] Stop. Get away from me.
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Gross. Oh!
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Thanks!
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Hey! My followers were
about to bedazzle that!
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Seize the book!
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- [groans]
- [both scream]
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- No!
- No!
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Kiff, through there!
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[Muzak plays faintly]
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[elevator dings]
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[screams]
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That song showing us
the ins and outs of the mall
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really came in handy, Kiff.
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Oh, no.
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[all shouting]
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[kid] Let's get back to our
great lives of servitude!
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[all cheer]
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But she doesn't have
your best interests at heart!
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Barry, why aren't you
helping me?
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Aren't I, though?
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- How did you--
- Well, we're at the mall.
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There's a bookstore right there.
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- You son of a bun.
- Let's take a gander.
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I know what I have to do.
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Helen!
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Haven't learned your lesson yet?
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I've learned the most important
leadership lesson of all...
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selflessness.
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Ha! Selflessness?
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Okay, maybe that's the one thing
I didn't have.
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I dragged everyone to the mall
and handed all my friends over to you,
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an incredibly bedazzled maniac,
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all for this... salty, perfect...
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dumb mall pretzel.
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I've never seen
bedazzling like that.
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What is it?
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Whatever you want it to be, Helen.
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I want it to be mine.
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Then, with all the selflessness
I can muster,
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because I've been
waiting for this all day,
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I give unto you me pretzie.
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[all] Our selfless leader
has returned!
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- [whistle blows]
- No! I didn't free you
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so you could follow me.
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I freed you so you could
follow yourselves.
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Go forth.
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Seek your own pretzel.
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I command thee to not
be commanded by me.
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Or anyone else.
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Oh. We really should have
just done that in the first place.
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[mall cop] I told you, man.
You can't just set up a kiosk
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and get kids to bedazzle
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your personal belongings
without a permit.
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- Now get out of here!
- Ah!
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Group hang?
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[clapping rhythmically]
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No loitering!
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