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[soft piano music playing]
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- I saw on Facebook
that Tom O'Malley
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just gave his parents
a second grandchild.
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And he's five years
younger than Jeff.
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- Well, I guess at this rate
by the time
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Jeffrey gives us grandchildren,
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I won't be teaching them
how to play baseball.
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I'll be teaching them
how to pee into a catheter.
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- You know what his problem is?
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He's too immature.
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He never takes anything
seriously.
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- Guys,
I have something important
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to add to this conversation
and I want you to hear me out.
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[farts]
Oh!
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- [laughs]
- What is the matter with you?
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Stop laughing, Stanley!
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Oh, my Lord!
Open the window!
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- [laughing]
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Rolling down the window
is bad for gas mileage.
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I mean, don't you guys care
about your carbon footprint?
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- [laughing] Ah, Jeff, stop!
Stop, my eyes are burning.
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[both laughing]
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[truck horn blares]
[all scream]
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[screaming]
[crashing]
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- [crying]
Are you okay, Daddy?
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- My legs!
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I can't feel my legs!
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- * Three aliens
came from the sky *
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* The Galactic Council
sent them *
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- * And here's the reason why
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- * Their mission is to study
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* Earth's most average guy
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- * To see if humans
are worth saving *
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* Or if everyone has to die
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- Wait--What?
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[birds chirping]
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- Whoo!
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Tough day at the office.
Ha ha.
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- Oh, [bleep] you.
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- Oh, my God,
I just got to interview
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the host of "Dancing on the
Stars With the Stars"!
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[screams]
- Blocked.
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- This is the best job ever.
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I just review orgies all day.
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- Ugh, I am so tired
of people bragging about
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their stupid, fancy jobs.
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Let's see, what can we
post about our jobs
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to make us look really cool?
[beeps]
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Hey, Ted,
what's going on over here?
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What kind of cool, cutting-edge
research are we cookin' up?
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- I'm studying
Earth's tax system.
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Did you know
that capital gains
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are actually taxed lower...
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- Okay, okay,
shut up, shut up, shut up.
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Jimmy, how 'bout you, buddy?
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Do you have anything cool
to show me?
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- I certainly do.
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I'm wearing a bow tie.
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I'm gonna be the bow-tie guy
from now on.
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- [sighs]
There he is!
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Just in time!
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Jeff, what kind of
fun shenanigans
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did you get up to on
this crazy planet we call Earth?
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- [crying] We were in a--
a serious car accident.
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My father's spine
was broken in three places.
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- Oh.
- I am so sorry, buddy.
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- There's nothing
that the doctors can do.
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[sobbing]
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- Well, you know what they say,
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laughter is the best medicine.
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- [grunts]
- [yelps]
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- I am so sick
of you stupid aliens
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and your insensitivity!
- Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!
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Jeff, Jeff, it's true.
- And your...
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- What he means is
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you can heal anyone
with a Laughter Disc.
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[upbeat lounge music]
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*
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- If you're like me,
then you love to laugh.
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[laughs]
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Ah.
That was enjoyable.
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But did you know
that laughter is also
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the most healing force
in the entire universe?
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Of course, the most destructive
force in the universe
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is my ex-wife!
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[laughter]
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[shimmering tone]
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- Ah, look at me.
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I'm dancing!
I'm dancing!
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- Wow, this is amazing.
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All I got to do
is just make people laugh?
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I mean, this'll be a cinch.
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Okay, so, jokes, jokes,
jokes, jokes.
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- No, no, no, Jeff, Jeff,
you should
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really watch
the whole video first.
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- Come with me now
as I sift through all words
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and rank them in terms
of comedic value.
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"Aardvark."
Not funny.
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"Abacus."
Mildly funny.
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- Guys, my dad
is in critical condition.
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Okay, I don't have time
for this crap, all right?
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Let's just turn the thing on--
- No, no, no, no, no!
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- [screams] Make it stop!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- Ow, ow, ooh.
- Holy [bleep], Jeff.
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You were supposed to be
heavily drugged for that.
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- You really should
watch the whole video.
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- Okay, well,
at least the worst is over,
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okay, let's--let's
get crackin' here.
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Let's see, uh.
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Oh, [chuckles] okay.
I got one, I got one,
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all right.
How 'bout this.
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You guys know
who Bill Clinton is?
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- Who?
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- Come on, he's
Hillary Clinton's husband.
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He was president in the '90s.
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No?
Nothing?
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Okay, well, you need to know
that he played saxophone.
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And that
was Kenneth Starr.
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Oh, oh, and then
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Monica turns to Kenneth Starr
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and says,
"I didn't inhale either."
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[laughs]
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- O...kay.
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- Just so you know,
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laughing at your own jokes
doesn't count.
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- Oh, it's not my joke.
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I could never write something
that funny.
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[both gasp]
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- You can't steal
other people's jokes.
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That's the lowest thing
a comedy healer can do.
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- Stolen laughs
are incredibly toxic.
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- So I've got to come up
with my own jokes?
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- Don't worry, Jeff.
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Making people laugh
is the most joyous,
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easiest thing
in the entire universe!
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- Okay, just gotta
bring the funny.
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- Jeff!
- Huh?
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- Where is rent, huh?
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You're three weeks late now!
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- Uh-oh,
three weeks late?
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I hope my apartment's
not pregnant.
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[laughs]
Get it?
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[chuckling]
My apartment's a woman.
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And the rent is her p--
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[gagging]
- You think it's a [bleep] game?
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- No, I'm sorry.
I--I'll get you the money.
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- [grunts]
Hey, Larry,
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will you give me
a hand with this one?
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- Hey!
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Quit talking trash,
you two.
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[chuckles]
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PU, what's that smell?
The garbage
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or the stink-eye
you guys are giving me?
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[chuckles]
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I'm sorry,
uh, have a nice day.
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- I got a question
for everybody out here.
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How many of y'all
like eating [bleep]?
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[laughter]
And I ain't talking about no
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"Mmm, I'm eating
sunflower seeds."
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Nah, I'm talking about
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put some more gravy
on that mother[bleep]
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'cause I'm 'bout to eat
Thanksgiving dinner!
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[laughter]
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- Excuse me.
Hi.
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Uh, I've been waiting here
for over an hour.
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Uh, how much longer
until it's my turn?
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- This guy, I know...
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- 'Bout an hour
before you're up,
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but it takes decades
to call yourself a comic.
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- What?
[phone rings]
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Hello?
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- Jeff, where have you been?
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We could really
use your help here.
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Dad is not doing well.
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- Sorry, I--I've just been
extremely busy.
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- You ever eaten two [bleep]
at the same time?
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I call it the Mickey D's
number four.
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[laughter]
- Where are you?
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You know what?
I hope you're having fun.
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You should know that
the doctor said
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Dad has internal bleeding.
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He might not live
more than two weeks.
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- What-what-no-no-wait-wait--
[line disconnects]
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- I know this guy
knows what I'm talking about.
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Look at that face--
- Hey, hey.
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- Wait, what are you doing?
- Sorry, I just really gotta--
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Hey, so, uh.
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I work at a smoothie place
and I often wonder,
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"Why do they call them
smoothies?"
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You know?
They're not that smooth.
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Maybe they should
start calling them
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"roughies."
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Huh?
[chuckles]
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- [coughs]
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- Oh, come on!
You guys laugh at butthole guy
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but you can't give me
one chuckle?
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[crying]
My dad is dying, please!
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Why aren't you laughing?
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- Come on, come on,
give me a little more.
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Whoo!
Just another Tuesday,
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training a smoking hottie.
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Man, I love being
a personal trainer.
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- Hey, big stud,
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put your camera away
so you can focus on me.
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She stares at Sammy's
rippling muscles, as lust--
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- What?
Cut, cut, cut!
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You don't read
the stage directions, you moron.
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All right, we're filming
for real this time.
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No more screw ups.
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[beeps]
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You know what's crazy
about this job?
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I mean, you're a smoking hot--
[door opens]
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oh!
- Oh!
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[gagging]
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Oh, oh!
- Jeff, are you okay?
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- Damn it, you guys
get away from me!
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Today has been a nightmare.
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I couldn't even
get a courtesy laugh.
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Every single person out there
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is just a uptight asshole!
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- Sounds like you're not
respecting your audience, Jeff.
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- [sobbing]
My dad's gonna die.
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It's all because
I'm the least funny,
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stupidest, loseriest guy
in the world.
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- Guys!
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[uplifting piano music]
- [gagging]
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- They love you, Jeff.
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- They do?
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*
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Okay, let see and--
Okay, I got it.
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- all right, Jeff,
this will give you access
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to the entire Azurian
viewing public.
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Every time you get a laugh,
this thing will absorb it
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and shoot it into
your laughter disk--
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- Sweet.
[screaming] Oh, my God!
236
00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:26,467
- Whoa! Oh, no!
- Jeff, I wasn't finished yet!
237
00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,233
- It wasn't even sterilized.
238
00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:30,133
- All right, Jeff,
you ready to get out there
239
00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,867
and make me a hit producer?
240
00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,500
- You mean heal my father?
241
00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,400
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That part too.
242
00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:37,100
That goes without saying.
243
00:08:37,133 --> 00:08:39,333
- And Candy Cane
leads from the inside.
244
00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:41,133
Summer Sunday
two leagues ahead of her
245
00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,300
and--Oh, my God!
There's a man on the racetrack!
246
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,867
- Aah! Ohh! Oh, my God!
- Oh, oh, dear.
247
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,133
- Aah! Ohh! Oh, my God!
248
00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:50,900
- Weird. doesn't seem to be
getting any traction at all!
249
00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:52,533
- What do you think
the problem is?
250
00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:54,233
- I don't know.
It just--maybe it's because
251
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it doesn't have the spontaneity
the other one had.
252
00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:59,167
- Yeah, I mean,
who has a picnic on a racetrack?
253
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,200
Alone?
It doesn't really make sense
254
00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:02,933
when you actually
think about it.
255
00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:05,400
- Well, maybe next time
we'll think things through
256
00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:06,667
a little more--
- Look, Jeff, here's the thing.
257
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,367
The weights falling
on your throat video
258
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,667
was incredible.
Okay?
259
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,167
No one--no one's gonna
deny that.
260
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,467
But it was an accident.
261
00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,167
I mean, maybe you're not
a pranks guy.
262
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,067
Ooh! You know what
I'm thinking for you?
263
00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:19,267
I'm thinkin' you could be
the Earth version of Zorby!
264
00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,067
- Who's Zorby?
265
00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:25,333
- Only the biggest comedy genius
the universe has ever known!
266
00:09:25,367 --> 00:09:27,333
[spring boinging]
267
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:30,300
- Ooh!
Right in my stinkhole!
268
00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,367
[laughter]
269
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,067
- You know you guys
promote yourself
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as an advanced species,
right?
271
00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,933
- Honey, I told you!
272
00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:39,900
No back flipping
in the house.
273
00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,567
- How 'bout I front flip
you then?
274
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,633
Badabadabada!
[laughter]
275
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,667
- Oh, man, he really
holds a mirror up to society.
276
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,567
- Seriously,
what the hell is this?
277
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,167
- It's brilliant
is what it is!
278
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,100
It's relentless,
it's in your face,
279
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,100
and it's all
centered around a family unit
280
00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:55,600
so everybody
can relate to it.
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00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:57,367
You tap into that,
my friend,
282
00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,333
and your dad
is as good as healed.
283
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,067
[monitors beeping]
284
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,933
- [crying]
- Daddy, we love you...
285
00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:07,267
and we're gonna get
through this, okay?
286
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,267
Because we're family and...
287
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,167
family always sticks to--
288
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,233
- H-Hey!
Sorry I'm late,
289
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:16,333
I was busy
shaving my balls.
290
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,533
[laughter]
291
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:19,933
[charges]
292
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,233
- Yes!
You hear that, baby?
293
00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,967
That's the sound
of a star being born!
294
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,300
- But seriously,
how's Dad?
295
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,367
Is he okay?
I'm so sorry.
296
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,633
- Never apologize!
297
00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,467
You gotta own
your bits, Jeff!
298
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,233
- Of course he's not okay,
you idiot!
299
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,400
What are you thinking?
- Ooh, what do we have here?
300
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,400
A new flavor of Capri Sun?
301
00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:39,000
That's good 'cause I'm thirsty.
302
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:42,333
[laughter]
303
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,633
[charges]
304
00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,067
- How dare you!
305
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,033
This whole situation
is your fault
306
00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,100
and you're acting like--
- You think I don't live
307
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,633
with that guilt every minute?
308
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,533
I'd trade places with him
right now if I could.
309
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,000
But first, how about I take
a little sip
310
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:57,000
of this delicious
chocolate milkshake?
311
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,000
Mmm.
[laughter]
312
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,333
[all scream]
313
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,667
- Get out!
- I'm only doing this
314
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,100
because I love him!
I'm trying to help!
315
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,400
[door slams]
316
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:06,167
- Okay, Jeff, looks like
that bit in there
317
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,600
may've overstayed
it's welcome a little bit.
318
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,533
- I can't do this anymore, okay?
319
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,533
Look!
It-it's about halfway full,
320
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,633
I mean, that--that should be
enough to help, right?
321
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,233
- What?
No, no, no.
322
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:17,133
the laughter disc
has to be filled to 100%,
323
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,067
or it doesn't work at all.
Everybody knows that.
324
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,500
- Tell him he would've known
that if he'd watched the video.
325
00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:24,433
- Will you tell that guy
to shut up about the damn video?
326
00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,167
- Huh,
according to these stats,
327
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,367
people only watch
for six-second increments.
328
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,467
Wait a second.
I think we may have just
329
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,333
cracked the perfect form
of comedy here!
330
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:35,967
Six-second bursts of random,
idiotic behavior.
331
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,067
- That feeling you get
when you find
332
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,233
the perfect parking spot.
333
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,167
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[laughter]
334
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,533
- [laughing]
[charges]
335
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,533
- That feeling when you gotta
write a long text,
336
00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:52,133
but you only got 1% battery
left on your phone.
337
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,133
Quick. Quick.
Get all the letters out
338
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,600
or we'll never get laid again!
[charges]
339
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,267
That feeling when your toast
gets too toasted.
340
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,767
[dramatic music]
No!
341
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,300
- [laughs]
342
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:07,133
We've all seen Jeff,
the galaxy's most outrageous
343
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,167
new comedy star,
but now, we talk to Sammy...
344
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,400
- Hey-oh!
- The man behind the man.
345
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,567
So, what inspired you to give
this human a platform?
346
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,633
- [slurps]
Well, I think Azurians
347
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,667
are sick and tired
of turning on their screens
348
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,700
and seeing the same old faces
all the time.
349
00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:22,567
Jeff is something an audience
has never seen before.
350
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,100
He's a straight,
white, human, male.
351
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,533
- That's so bold and exciting.
352
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,300
Well, that's all the show
we got!
353
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,367
Thank you so much,
good night!
354
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,700
[cheers and applause]
355
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,767
Hey, we're having
a little soirée
356
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,200
up at my place tonight.
357
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,500
Nothing fancy
just a massive orgy
358
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,633
with a bunch of A-listers.
You in?
359
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:44,267
- You have no idea
how much this means to me.
360
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,500
[monitors beeping]
361
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,600
- Well, usually,
I like to tell people
362
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,300
to hold out hope,
363
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,767
but in this case...
364
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,800
the contents of a man's
colostomy bag
365
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,633
has entered his bloodstream.
366
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:58,400
I'm afraid he'll have no more
than 48 hours left.
367
00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:01,200
- [gasps]
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
368
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,400
[crying]
Oh, no. Oh, God.
369
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,433
- Hello, Jeff?
I just want you to know
370
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,500
that Dad's got 48 hours
left to live
371
00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,200
and it's all your fault!
372
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,700
- Oh, my God!
373
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,267
Oops! My bad.
- Aah!
374
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,700
[laughter]
[charges]
375
00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:16,300
[dogs barking]
[grunting]
376
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,533
[laughter]
[charges]
377
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,867
- Hey, Evgeny,
the bank was out of hundreds.
378
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:24,267
Mind if I pay my rent
in tenners?
379
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,800
- Well, okay.
- Hit it, boys.
380
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,700
[singing in Italian]
[charges]
381
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,533
- Ummm.
I think I'm gonna give this one
382
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,433
somewhere between a 7 or an 8?
We'll see how--
383
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,767
[triangle dings]
- All right, everyone.
384
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,333
20 minutes
until the orgy begins.
385
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,533
- Sounds like it's gonna be
the longest 20 minutes
386
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,100
of my life.
Am I right ladies?
387
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,800
- [groans]
Yeah. Anyways...
388
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,567
I started watching that
Jeff the human feed yesterday.
389
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,700
- Oh, yeah, I saw that.
390
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:49,867
- Oh, my God,
391
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,733
it was just such
lowbrow garbage.
392
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:54,800
- Yeah, it's obviously just
made for stoned teenage morons.
393
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,300
- I think entertainment
394
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,767
has a responsibility
to plumb the depths
395
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,533
of our souls.
- So true.
396
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:02,700
Oh, my God!
Did you see the premiere of
397
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:04,467
"Dancing With The Stars
On The Stars"?
398
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,167
- Oh, my God, yes, I'm, like,
obsessed with that show.
399
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,200
It's so cool that they're--
- Oh, my God!
400
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,900
- [laughs] Guys...
401
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,200
my dad is as good as healed!
402
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,367
I had no idea comedy
could be so easy.
403
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,600
I just think of
the dumbest thing I can,
404
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,567
and then I just
don't second guess myself.
405
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,667
- What do you mean?
What kinds of stu--
406
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:20,900
Aah!
- [grunting]
407
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,900
[laughter]
408
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,633
- Oh, what a night!
409
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,800
Jeff, put those
sausages down!
410
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,267
I realized something last night.
411
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,800
Nobody respects comedy.
412
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,367
That's why I'm taking you
to the next level
413
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:35,200
with a spot on "Dancing With
The Stars On The Stars."
414
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:36,933
No big deal,
just the biggest show
415
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,633
in the galaxy!
- I'm not interested
416
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,400
in being famous, okay?
417
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:43,500
I am what you would call
a "pure performer."
418
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,733
I'm only in this
for the healing laughs!
419
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,767
[grunting]
[laughter]
420
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,167
- I just love that
it's so smart
421
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,533
and dumb at the same time.
422
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,533
- [laughs]
What's the dumb part?
423
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:56,833
[charges]
424
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:58,600
- Oh, yeah!
So close!
425
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,367
All right, all right.
What we got? What we got?
426
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,400
Oh, hey, What the hell
are these tiny little things?
427
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,800
I've had dingleberries
longer than these.
428
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,433
Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
429
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,667
- [gasps]
- What'd he say?
430
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,233
- Little dingleberries. Huh?
[all gasping]
431
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,933
Not big enough?
[laughing]
432
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:15,367
[powering down]
Oh! Ohhh!
433
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,500
Wha--What just happened?
Is this thing on?
434
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:20,533
- You really should have
watched that video.
435
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,967
- For generations,
there has been a group
436
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:34,067
of Azurians that has never
known peace or justice...
437
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,567
The Short Antennae'd
438
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,433
Their history of inequity
goes back to Ancient Emperor
439
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,600
Zlarkon, who famously ground
short antennae
440
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,867
into a fine powder,
believing it to be
441
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,867
a powerful sexual stimulant.
442
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,067
- Jesus.
I-I had no idea.
443
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,067
- With offensive names like
444
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,733
"Shorties" and "Tip-Tips",
445
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,567
mockery of the Short-Antennae'd
was long a staple
446
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,400
of Azurian Comedy.
447
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:03,433
- What do you think about
interplanetary politics, Znags?
448
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,367
- Duh, how should I know?
449
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,467
I can barely pick up
gamma rays
450
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,067
with my little dinky dinks.
451
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,600
[laughter]
452
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,133
- It's just shameful.
453
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,467
- I still don't get it.
Where did all my laughs go?
454
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,633
- Your laughs were erased,
Jeff!
455
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,800
Hate-based comedians
don't deserve
456
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,933
to have healing laughter.
- Erased?!
457
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:22,867
I worked like a dog
for those laughs.
458
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,567
[groans]
I can't believe after all that
459
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,067
it's gonna end like this.
I mean...
460
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,700
I'll never find
an audience big enough to--
461
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,733
[gasps]
Sammy, can you still get me
462
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,700
on that stupid dancing show?
463
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:35,767
[whooshing]
464
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,733
- Well, I hope there aren't any
fire marshals
465
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:42,067
in the house tonight because
we are way beyond capacity
466
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,667
with people coming in droves
to see the hated Earth bigot,
467
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,133
Jeff Mahoney dance.
468
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:50,900
[whooshing]
469
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,433
[spotlight clicks]
470
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:55,433
[Latin-style music]
471
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:59,667
*
472
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,900
- Okay, look,
I'm not really here to dance.
473
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:02,900
[audience gasps]
474
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,700
- What?
- Huh?
475
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,867
- I didn't know about
the whole short antenna thing,
476
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,933
but ya gotta believe me
when I say
477
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:10,200
I'm really, really sorry.
478
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,500
Now--
- Whoa! Slow down, there, buddy.
479
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,767
This isn't "Monologues
With The Stars On The Stars."
480
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,067
[audience laughs]
Let's move on
481
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,700
to our next contestants--
- Back off!
482
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,167
[audience gasps]
All right, now,
483
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,467
here's what's gonna happen,
484
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,700
I'm going to tell some jokes
485
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,067
and I need you to laugh
486
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,767
even if you don't think
they're funny.
487
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,700
Please,
just open your hearts...
488
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:33,167
I'm Mr. Nipples!
I'm Mr. Nipples!
489
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,767
I'm Mr. Buttcheeks.
Big Mr. Buttcheeks.
490
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,900
- What the [bleep]?
491
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,833
- [groans]
Okay, you know, I, uh...
492
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,167
I usually have music
that kicks in
493
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,567
when I do this stuff, and--
- You suck, skin face!
494
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,133
- You're not funny!
[audience booing]
495
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,100
- You think I don't know that?
496
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,067
You think this is easy?
497
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:53,067
You know the only time
I ever really made anyone laugh?
498
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:57,100
Was at summer camp,
and this kid named Jake Weisner
499
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,900
pantsed me,
and told everyone
500
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,567
I had a small penis...
501
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,133
I mean, do you have
any idea what it's like
502
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,100
to be mocked for something
that has nothing to do with
503
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,900
who you are on the inside?
504
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:12,633
That's it.
People of Azuria, don't you see?
505
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,067
[audience gasps]
506
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,067
I, too, have a short antenna!
507
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:20,067
- Oh, my goodness,
that's the shortest antenna
508
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,967
I've ever seen.
509
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,567
[laughter]
510
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,167
[charging]
511
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,067
- Huh, so it's funny
when it's my pain, huh?
512
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,167
OK great, great, great.
513
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,800
Well, that summer,
my nickname
514
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,633
became "Lil' Nubbins"
and that stuck with me
515
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,867
until the 12th grade!
516
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,900
[both laughing]
517
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,233
- [laughs] Little Nubbins.
518
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,800
[laughter]
[charging]
519
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,267
- You guys wanna hear about
the first time
520
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,500
a girl met Lil' Nubbins?
[cheers and applause]
521
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,767
[indistinct woman on intercom
522
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,267
Daddy.
523
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,667
Everything's gonna
be okay now.
524
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,767
[whirring]
525
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,067
- Jeff?
- Get out!
526
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,733
- I swear to God I'm not gonna
do any more hilarious bits.
527
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:11,600
- That's too bad 'cause I love
your hilarious bits.
528
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:12,967
both: Dad!
- Stanley!
529
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,967
- Daddy!
Oh, I thought I'd lost you.
530
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,700
I'm so sorry for everything.
531
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:20,167
You're the best dad ever,
and you deserve a son
532
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,733
you can be proud of.
Not some loser
533
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,300
who's never gonna give you
grandkids.
534
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,800
- Oh, what do I care
about grandkids
535
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,967
when I already have
the most incredible son
536
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,100
in the world?
- Oh, it feels so good
537
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,833
to have an honest and sincere
moment with you guys,
538
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:38,100
and be able to really tell you,
539
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,967
how much I love you all.
540
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,833
- And we love you, Jeff.
541
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,833
[emotional music]
542
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:51,333
*
543
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:54,067
- Uh, Jeff,
what the hell is this?
544
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,867
A Lifetime movie?
545
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,167
We're gonna need a huge joke
to make up for this...
546
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,800
um, ideally, something
that's highbrow and lowbrow
547
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,867
at the same time.
Here's the bad pitch:
548
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,267
you talk about the decline
of social mobility...
549
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,000
with your asshole!
550
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:12,967
- [panting]
551
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,767
- Freeze!
552
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,633
- [grunts]
- [stammers]
553
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,933
[gun cocks]
- Well, well, well.
554
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,767
- Easy.
- Looks like you're toast,
555
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,767
Detective.
Aah!
556
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,867
- Looks like you're toast...
557
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,100
covered in strawberry jam.
558
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,900
- * Small time crooks,
but this cop is even smaller *
559
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,333
* If you're in heat
560
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,100
* He'll bring you back hotter
561
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:39,333
* All you bad guys
are going down *
562
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:42,767
* He's one adjective
and one proper noun *
563
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,867
* He's Lil' Nubbins
564
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,100
* The smallest
private dick in town *
565
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,900
- You're under arrest!
566
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:51,233
- [laughs]
I like his funny, high voice.
567
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:52,900
He sounds so stupid.
568
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,000
- I'm telling you guys,
I can feel it.
569
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,367
We got something really special
on our hands here.
570
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,967
Jeff, what's the matter
with you?
571
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,367
You don't want to watch
the show?
572
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,267
- I'm sorry, guys,
I can't handle
573
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,733
any more garbage comedy
right now.
574
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,700
Why don't you check back in
with me in about a week?
575
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:09,733
- Cut!
576
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,067
why do they call 'em smoothies,
you know?
577
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,433
They're not that smooth.
578
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,200
Maybe they should start
callin' 'em...
579
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,367
roughies.
580
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,267
Huh?
[chuckles]
581
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,900
- [coughs]
582
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,067
- Oh, come on!
You guys laugh at butthole guy,
583
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,467
but you can't give me
one chuckle?
42294