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[rock music]
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? ?
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? Looking up at the sky ?
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What's the name of the town again?
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- Tinahely.
- [Irish accent] Tinahely.
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[laughs] That's outside Dublin, right?
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Yeah, way outside. Where the post office
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is also the grocery store.
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Once I stepped in horse poop
just so I'd have something to do
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- when I got home.
- [laughs]
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- It looks green.
- Yeah, it's very green.
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- And very different from here.
- Yeah, well,
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there's hardly any horse poop here.
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You don't need it.
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There's street fairs and roof parties
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and so many great restaurants.
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Japanese, Italian, Korean, Indian...
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just on this block. I mean,
who needs to travel?
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- Well, what's your favorite?
- Hm, Mexican.
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- Mexican?
- We don't have any
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Mexican food in Tinahely.
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- Another?
- Well, that depends.
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What time's your shift up tonight?
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- I'm closing tonight.
- [groans] Then yes,
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I will have another.
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You know I'm just gonna sit
here every single night
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- until you're free, right?
- You're sweet.
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- Oh.
- And drinking way too much.
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Hey! If that's what it takes
to hang out with you,
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then that's the price
that I'm gonna pay.
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Well, I'm working the
early shift tomorrow.
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Maybe we could actually
hang out somewhere
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that doesn't compromise
your liver or my tips.
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Perfect.
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But just to be clear, here.
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We're not gonna be just hanging out.
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I am gonna take you on a proper date.
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Then I look forward to it.
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Hey, can we get some beers over here?
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You want me to kick his ass?
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You should probably go.
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[upbeat music]
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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For those of you who aren't aware,
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sales of adult coloring books
grew 12-fold last year.
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I thought it was just a fad,
but it just keeps going.
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And half the buyers
are millennial women.
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Yes, your generation continues
to elevate the culture.
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Coloring, doodling, cannabis cookbooks.
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Ooh, maybe we could combine trends
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and release a coloring
book of pot plants.
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It comes with, like, edible crayons.
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The campaign could be, "This
Coloring Book is so Dope."
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[giggling]
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I'm done.
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[elevator dings]
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- Charles?
- Yeah?
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I don't mean to step on Pauline's toes,
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but I just want to be clear
on my responsibilities...
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for the company picnic at
your house on Saturday.
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That's this Saturday?
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Um, can you take charge
of the preparations
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- like you did last year?
- Of course.
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We'll need rentals and catering.
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Do you mind if I get a
little wild this year
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- and serve Asian slaw?
- Whatever you want.
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- And thank you, Diana.
- Oh, my pleasure.
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And I assume Pauline
will be on the list?
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Um...
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Aren't all of our other authors invited?
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Uh, yeah.
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So I suppose we should invite Pauline.
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And should I call her at...
the house or...
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She's at her sister's. Send an email.
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That's gonna be awkward,
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hosting a woman at her former home.
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Luckily, you'll be there
to look after her.
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? ?
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How you feeling about Pauline
coming back to New York?
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It's interesting.
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Julia said she's like a different woman.
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Jazzed about that book she's written.
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- Says she seems really happy.
- It's good to hear.
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You guys gonna try to work it out?
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I don't think so.
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Eh, look, I know what she did was crazy,
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leaving you and the kids
to go find her bliss
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or whatever, but marriage is crazy.
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I wish Julia would leave me for a year.
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I'd welcome the break.
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It's not that simple.
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There's someone else.
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What? Who?
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I'll tell you when I'm ready. I promise.
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Just... please don't mention any
of this to Julia right now.
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Believe me, she's the last
person I'm gonna tell.
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? ?
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[sighs] I think Charles
is seeing someone else.
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What? Why would you say that?
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Well, a friend said something
and then I went online
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and I saw these pictures
of him at some benefit
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with this gorgeous woman named Radha?
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- Oh, that's over.
- It is?
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Well, so... so who is it, then?
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Pauline...
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you know, I've got to
stop you right there.
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Am I here to gossip and speculate
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about your husband or am
I here to edit a book
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which could have universal
appeal and resonance
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for many, many women?
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'Cause if it's the
second one, I'm all in.
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It's the second one, of course.
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It's just I heard he
might be seeing someone.
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It's hard to shake it.
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Sorry. [chuckles]
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Let's get to work.
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? ?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Where you going? Hot date?
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Yeah, actually. I'm taking Clare out.
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Nice. No.
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No?
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Hey, do you own your tattoo designs
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or does the person with
the tattoo own it?
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I own 'em. I have the
exclusive copyright
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on a lot of flesh in this town.
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You know, you could design
an adult coloring book.
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What do you mean? Like draw a bunch of
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- naked people doing stuff?
- No!
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Your tattoos in a book
that people would color.
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And who would do that?
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13 million people last year.
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And I can guarantee you at
least a $10,000 advance.
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- Ten grand?
- Yeah.
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There is not a whole
lot that I wouldn't do
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- for ten grand.
- Great.
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- I'm gonna run it by Liza.
- Great.
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- Still no.
- Bye.
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Have fun.
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[Latin music]
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? ?
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So, uh, tell me about this internship.
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You're a tester? You just, like,
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get to play games all day or what?
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I'm an intern, so I do
whatever people ask me to do.
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Anything from coffee to coding.
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- That's so cool.
- I love it.
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I honestly feel so lucky.
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I mean, even if nothing
comes of it, I'm here now,
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having the best time.
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- Jalapenos?
- Yes!
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Mild, hot, loco.
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- [laughs]
- Thank you.
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I'm actually a jalapeno virgin.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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All right, go easy on these.
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They're not messing around here.
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- Okay, I'm going in.
- That's the mild one.
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Eh?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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- Nothing.
- All right.
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- [exhales]
- Climbing up?
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- Not too bad.
- It's getting there, though.
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I see it.
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- Okay, I'm going in.
- Wait, wait.
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Be careful. That is loco.
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- You sure about this?
- I'm ready.
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Be careful.
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- [exhales]
- Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, my God. That is the hottest thing
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I've ever eaten. [exhales sharply]
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- My mouth is on fire.
- Sorry.
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Wait! Hey!
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I think we just popped your jalapeno.
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- [laughs]
- [muffled] Mm-hmm.
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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Mm, your lips are spicy.
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- Should we stop?
- No.
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- [whispers] I kinda like it.
- [laughs]
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- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah?
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- Are you okay?
- [exhales sharply] Ooh.
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- Yeah, I am just dandy.
- [chuckles]
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[romantic music]
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? Come and see ?
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[trumpet plays]
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[moans]
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Aah... [panting]
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- What's wrong?
- Ohh... aah...
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- Oh, it's like burning.
- What is?
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Ohh, my dick. Ohh!
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Ohh! My dick is on fire!
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- Aah!
- Why?
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The peppers! The jalapenos!
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[gasps] Oh, my God, the pepper!
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Your hands were all over the peppers!
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Shoot! What are you doing?
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- Ah, I'm swaddling.
- Uh...
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Oh, my God, it's getting worse.
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It's getting worse. I'm
gonna jump in the shower.
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- No! No! No!
- Why?
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Water spreads the oils. Don't do that.
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What are you looking up right now?
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- Jalapeno dick?
- What?
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There are a lot of
entries, so we should feel
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a little better about that, right?
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I think I'm gonna have
to go to the hospital.
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- [panting]
- Yogurt.
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- We need yogurt.
- What?
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Yogurt! Yo... Yes! Right there!
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- They all say "Kelsey."
- Just grab the yogurt.
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- Come on!
- Okay.
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- What's it say to do?
- Uh, saturate it.
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- Tots to tip.
- Jesus. Oh, jeez.
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- [screams]
- That'll do it.
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[sighs in relief]
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Oh, my God, it�s so much better.
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- I am so sorry.
- [laughs] It's okay.
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- It's okay.
- [both laugh]
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Ohh. I bet this is the...
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best first date you've ever had, huh?
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- Oh, by far.
- [both laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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- [inhaling sharply]
- It still looks a bit angry.
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- Angry?
- Well, defeated and blotchy.
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- Hey.
- Oh! Sorry.
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- Oh, no, we weren't...
- No, no, no.
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- Sorry.
- It's none of my business.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you eat all my yogurt?
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Uh... I can honestly say I
did not eat your yogurt.
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I'm so sorry. It was me.
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Weird Irish girl with
the dairy cravings.
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- I'll replace it.
- Oh, that's okay.
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Um, I talked to Liza and
she is totally on board
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- with everything.
- Wait, so I have a book deal?
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- Yeah.
- Wow!
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Oh, my God, that's amazing.
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- The ten grand thing?
- Yeah.
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- I thought you were joking.
- Thanks, Kels.
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- So what's the next step?
- Why don't you come
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to the company picnic?
You can meet everyone
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and shake Charles' hand,
button up the deal.
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- You've met Charles, right?
- Uh, a couple times.
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- Yeah.
- A picnic sounds fun.
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- I don't know.
- No, it's really not that bad.
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There's food and drinks and when people
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get nice and toasty, there's
a potato sack race.
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- both: Ahh.
- Drunk people in potato sacks.
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00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:36,457
- Well, we have to go.
- [laughs]
253
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:38,427
I'll text you the address. Come!
254
00:10:38,452 --> 00:10:39,948
Maybe.
255
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,517
- [sighs]
- You don't want to go.
256
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,209
- Nope.
- Not a picnic guy?
257
00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:45,816
No, it's...
258
00:10:45,841 --> 00:10:47,898
not that, I...
259
00:10:48,495 --> 00:10:52,631
when I was dating Liza, I
caught her kissing Charles.
260
00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:55,397
Her boss, the one that
Kelsey wants me to...
261
00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:58,116
"shake hands with."
262
00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,431
God, I'm so sorry. That's horrible.
263
00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:02,600
What's worse was...
264
00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:05,624
I was about to propose.
265
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,975
- [chuckles]
- Oh, you were gonna marry Liza?
266
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,413
Past tense.
267
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:15,133
- Past tense.
- Okay.
268
00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:18,666
Well, I think if you're ever
really gonna move on...
269
00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,139
- Mm-hmm?
- Go to the picnic,
270
00:11:21,336 --> 00:11:23,221
prove that you're the bigger man,
271
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:25,701
and get that $10,000 from his company.
272
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,029
- Yeah.
- [whispers] Yeah.
273
00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:31,069
You're kinda smart, you know that?
274
00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:33,097
I do.
275
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,726
- Ow.
- Oh...[chuckles]
276
00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,643
- [inhales sharply, exhales]
- Yeah, not yet.
277
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:41,748
Just gonna wait here.
278
00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:44,718
[rock music]
279
00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:50,289
? ?
280
00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,906
So the watermelon-eating
contest will be followed
281
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:59,261
by the tug-of-war which
you will referee.
282
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,952
Ooh, great. When's the sack race?
283
00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:02,601
Potato sack race.
284
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:04,039
Make sure you use the "potato" preface.
285
00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:05,827
Someone complained to
HR that the word "sack"
286
00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,611
in isolation is insensitive.
287
00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:10,230
People are so easily
triggered these days.
288
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:12,232
[overlapping chatter]
289
00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:14,277
Isn't that your ex?
290
00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:17,049
Oh, yeah, Josh. Um...
291
00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:18,897
he's doing the adult
coloring book for us.
292
00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:20,238
I-I-I didn't realize he was coming.
293
00:12:20,263 --> 00:12:22,996
Hm, obviously, he's here
to suck up to Charles.
294
00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:25,244
And throw that willowy
blonde in your face.
295
00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:27,183
Actually, I introduced them.
296
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,151
You set him up with a girl and a job?
297
00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:31,559
- Hm.
- Later we have to have a talk
298
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,369
about how not to be a doormat.
299
00:12:34,394 --> 00:12:36,817
[gentle music]
300
00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:39,059
That's him. That's Charles right there.
301
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:40,965
All right, best behavior.
302
00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:43,331
Remember, $10,000.
303
00:12:43,356 --> 00:12:46,558
- Ahh, you made it.
- Hey, we wouldn't miss it.
304
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:47,780
Charles, you remember Josh
305
00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:49,652
and this is his girlfriend, Clare.
306
00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:51,580
- Nice to see ya.
- Thanks for having us.
307
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,207
- Clare, nice to meet you.
- Hey.
308
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,800
Josh is so excited about doing a book
309
00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,762
- of his tattoos for us.
- Yeah.
310
00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:59,616
Yeah, I mean, honestly, when
I first heard about it,
311
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:00,996
I thought it was a little lame.
312
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:04,176
Until Kelsey explained
what a gigantic market
313
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,042
there is for adult coloring books.
314
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,418
- Right.
- She's not wrong
315
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,566
and tattoos give it a
very millennial twist.
316
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,683
- Totally.
- Millennials, yeah.
317
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,081
Well, uh, nice to see you, Josh.
318
00:13:15,106 --> 00:13:17,009
Nice to meet you, Clare. Have fun today.
319
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,383
- You, too.
- Thanks.
320
00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:22,385
- Nicely done.
- Thanks, babe.
321
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,807
[sighs]
322
00:13:29,089 --> 00:13:32,034
[upbeat music]
323
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,058
? ?
324
00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:40,808
- Liza, hi!
- Pauline, hi.
325
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,300
Hi.
326
00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:44,969
Okay, be honest, sexy or needy?
327
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,962
- Oh, definitely sexy.
- Okay.
328
00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:50,372
- kids: Mom!
- Hi! Hi, guys.
329
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,878
- You look so beautiful.
- Liza.
330
00:13:52,903 --> 00:13:56,307
- Hi.
- You know the girls?
331
00:13:56,332 --> 00:13:59,422
- She's our babysitter.
- She is?
332
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,988
You, uh... You never mentioned that.
333
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,718
- Oh, I just pinch hit.
- She's our favorite.
334
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,097
- Oh.
- [laughs] I'm sure she is.
335
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:08,849
- We should make wax hands.
- One for mommy, one for Liza?
336
00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:10,925
- Yeah.
- Okay, come on.
337
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,933
- They're great kids.
- Oh, thanks.
338
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,721
Bianca was just in diapers
when we broke ground here.
339
00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:19,714
- You built this place?
- Oh, yeah.
340
00:14:19,739 --> 00:14:22,813
Two years of my life, but did
it on time and on budget.
341
00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:24,155
How'd you pull that off?
342
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,183
I gave the general
contractor a move-in date,
343
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,230
said if I had a certificate of
occupancy in my hand by then,
344
00:14:30,255 --> 00:14:32,719
- I'd buy him an ATV.
- Genius.
345
00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:34,597
Yeah, well, it's just basic bribery,
346
00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,317
- but, you know, it works.
- [laughs]
347
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,007
- Do you want a quick tour?
- Sure.
348
00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:40,447
I'll give you the ten-cent tour.
349
00:14:40,472 --> 00:14:42,463
Okay.
350
00:14:43,327 --> 00:14:46,634
- Lachlan.
- Hello.
351
00:14:46,659 --> 00:14:48,401
- Hi.
- Sweetheart, I want you to meet
352
00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:50,704
Kelsey Peters, my new editor.
353
00:14:50,729 --> 00:14:53,486
- This is my wife, Prina.
- Prenup?
354
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:55,789
- [sputters]
- "Pree-NA"
355
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,682
Oh, sorry.
356
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,600
Darling, would you like some wine?
357
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,112
Lillet.
358
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:04,240
So, you're gonna be working
closely with my husband?
359
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,008
Yes. Yeah, very closely.
360
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,949
Uh-huh.
361
00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:10,900
No.
362
00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:13,739
[scoffs]
363
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,452
It's so weird being back.
364
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,692
Charles and I used to host
so many parties here.
365
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,907
We used to call it "Downton Grabby"
366
00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:24,534
because we walked in
on so many people...
367
00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:26,312
- Doing it?
- And doing it well.
368
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:28,861
[laughs]
369
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:33,601
Oh, this is my favorite spot.
370
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:37,488
Oh, I just used to love spending
time here with Charles,
371
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:41,860
reading, drinking coffee just
looking out at the grounds
372
00:15:42,101 --> 00:15:45,028
And now I'm a guest. [chuckles]
373
00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:48,401
He's even taken down all
the pictures of me.
374
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:52,193
There has to be someone else, Liza.
375
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,569
[chuckles]
376
00:15:55,594 --> 00:15:57,482
Who is that?
377
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,407
[gentle dramatic music]
378
00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:02,112
? ?
379
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,745
- Uh, I don't know.
- I mean, does she work
380
00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:06,033
at Empirical is she someone...
381
00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:09,799
- I have no idea, Pauline.
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
382
00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:12,284
I'm sorry. I'm not normally like this.
383
00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:14,814
I swear. I just keep feeling like
384
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,667
the other shoe's gonna drop, you know?
385
00:16:17,691 --> 00:16:20,533
Suddenly I'm gonna find out
he's in love with some
386
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,057
hot, young yoga instructor.
387
00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:26,548
- I'm sure I sound crazy.
- You don't sound crazy.
388
00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,899
Pauline, I'm so glad you could come.
389
00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:31,002
- Oh, hi, Diana.
- [kisses]
390
00:16:31,027 --> 00:16:34,813
I was hoping I could speak
to you for a moment?
391
00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:37,095
- Of course.
- As Liza has a race
392
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,971
- to officiate.
- Oh! [blows whistle]
393
00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:42,666
Sorry, that was really loud. Wow. Okay.
394
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:45,421
- Talk soon?
- Yeah.
395
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:49,467
- Shall we?
- Sure. Yes. Of course.
396
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,532
Okay, up to the hedge and back.
397
00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,759
Hopping only. No baby-step running.
398
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,369
And if you drop the sack, you're out.
399
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:57,891
Hey, hey, just so you know,
400
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,698
- I'm defending champion.
- Okay.
401
00:16:59,723 --> 00:17:01,446
Just so you know, I grew
up next to a feedlot.
402
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,313
Bring it on, country boy.
403
00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:05,201
[intense music]
404
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,249
I just want to assure you
that while I may have
405
00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:08,486
replaced you as hostess for this event,
406
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,414
that is the extent of it.
407
00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:13,029
Nothing is going on
between me and Charles.
408
00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:15,438
I mean, there's tension, naturally,
409
00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:18,408
but nothing has ever happened.
410
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,969
Ever.
411
00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:22,314
Thank you.
412
00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:24,482
That... means a lot.
413
00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:25,963
Yeah.
414
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:28,002
On your mark!
415
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:30,531
Get set!
416
00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:31,815
[whistle blows]
417
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,229
[cheering]
418
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,815
["One More Thrill" by KOLARS playing]
419
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:42,245
? ?
420
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:44,212
[crowd gasps]
421
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:47,455
I'm sorry. You all right?
422
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:51,252
[crowd exclaims]
423
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,921
? I just want to ?
424
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:56,770
? Live my life ?
425
00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:59,987
? ?
426
00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:04,838
? You just wanna throw ?
427
00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:07,579
? For a lifetime ?
428
00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:13,697
? ?
429
00:18:13,982 --> 00:18:17,680
- Hey, look...
- It's on me.
430
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:20,181
What the hell was that?
431
00:18:20,274 --> 00:18:22,490
Sorry, I just get competitive.
432
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:25,036
So you punched him? Are you crazy?
433
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:27,697
- I guess I am.
- Okay, well, that punch
434
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:31,650
- just cost you $10,000.
- I know.
435
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:35,031
But it was so worth it.
436
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:38,291
[upbeat music]
437
00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:40,315
? ?
438
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:44,135
[scoffs]
439
00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:51,693
Are you okay?
440
00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:55,914
He saw us in the Hamptons, didn't he?
441
00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:57,757
Yeah, I think he did.
442
00:18:57,782 --> 00:18:59,916
Then I guess I had that coming.
443
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:02,299
Can I take a look?
444
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:09,304
? We always knew ?
445
00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:12,875
? This was just a love ?
446
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,808
? Passing through ?
447
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,752
? Found it in a... ?
448
00:19:18,777 --> 00:19:20,826
Don't go home tonight.
449
00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:22,680
? That we grew ?
450
00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:24,930
We can't.
451
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,001
My feelings for you haven't changed.
452
00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,039
Nothing's changed.
453
00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:32,927
Charles, everything's changed.
454
00:19:33,049 --> 00:19:34,773
? ?
455
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,844
? Know that there's no future ?
456
00:19:36,869 --> 00:19:39,438
? Know I have to leave ya ?
457
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:42,774
? But until I do ?
458
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:47,289
? Push, pull me tight until it's over ?
459
00:19:47,314 --> 00:19:49,305
? Over ?
460
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:55,047
? Satisfy and take me
high until it's over ?
461
00:19:55,072 --> 00:19:58,964
[upbeat music]
462
00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:00,235
? ?
463
00:20:00,562 --> 00:20:03,665
I'm really sorry about
how all that went down.
464
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,913
Hey, I have three brothers.
465
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,413
They settle all their disputes
466
00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:09,276
by punching guys in the face.
467
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,164
I do feel a lot better, though.
468
00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:13,124
Everywhere?
469
00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:14,602
Oh...
470
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,329
- Everywhere.
- [giggles]
471
00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:21,498
Think you can be a little
late to the bar tonight?
472
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:24,664
- I already took the night off.
- Ohh...
473
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:27,250
[upbeat music]
474
00:20:27,699 --> 00:20:31,086
? ?
475
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:34,167
- Liza.
- No one touched the Asian slaw.
476
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,875
So I'm gonna take it home and dump it.
477
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:37,032
I'm freaking out.
478
00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:40,448
Why would Josh have hit Charles?
479
00:20:44,558 --> 00:20:46,661
Charles and I had a
moment in the Hamptons.
480
00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:47,908
- What?
- It was just a...
481
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,941
spontaneous, irresponsible...
482
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:51,770
And Josh saw.
483
00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,740
And that's why he didn't propose.
484
00:20:54,995 --> 00:20:57,000
Holy shit, Liza.
485
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,075
- I know.
- Did you sleep with him?
486
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,719
- No.
- Good.
487
00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:04,001
I'm gonna give you some advice.
488
00:21:04,026 --> 00:21:06,229
Keep it that way.
489
00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:08,340
Sleeping with the boss
doesn't end well...
490
00:21:08,365 --> 00:21:10,294
for any of us.
491
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:13,428
[soft music]
492
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:19,605
? ?
493
00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:33,463
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